So four years ago, I started trolling yahoo answers, specifically the "Mythology" section.I Posted in a thread concerning the "y" in the word vampire, and then capped em all. This is a repost of those screencaps.
>>23167424>>23167438>Chosen by votersDelicious OP. I eagerly await more.
>>23167468>you tell me what i dont know about dragon. thanks>Five stars
>>23167541I wonder about that kid. He apperantly didn't change his username since then...
That's the last of my "best answers." perhaps at some point i'll comb through the rest of the "not best answers"
>>23167468>you tell me what i dont know about dragons. thanksHow did this hit my sides so well...
OP, you are a genius
These are absolutely beautiful OP.It makes me wonder if some of the people who upvote your answers are genuinely taking you seriously, or know you are trolling, but doing it anyway for the lols.
That was fantast. +1 internets to you OP.
I decided to give these to /x/.It is valentines day after all
these are so wonderful
>>23167531>>23167445saved for campaign backstory
>>23167445I love this one.
Cmon man you gotta show us more. This is amazing trolling. Even the ones that didnt get voted best answers.
OP, which of your responses are your favorite?Not the one that got the best reaction (that's obviously the dragon one) but the one that you thought was the best.
10/10 posts OP
>>23168005I like my succubus story the most.I found some more.
this one is in response to a "how do i werewolf?"
These make me sad. People who believe in the occult are easy to troll, so easy it's not really fun. They're embarrassingly stupid and ignorant, and supporting their beliefs is like encouraging a retarded kid to strip naked and run around the mall; easy and mean.
>>23168005Not op but ill tell you which one i found the best, it was this one >>23167531If that doesnt turn off that idiot to trying to have a fantasy relationship with a succubus then i dont know what willSome people put too much credence to deviantart shitAlso >>23167574 was pretty great. She said shes not a poser but described all the conditions of a poser. Vampirism, if it existed, would be a much much more serious life changer.Really you are doing the world a favor by answering these questions the way you do.
>How do i into vampire?
>>23168113>Really you are doing the world a favor by answering these questions the way you do.That was the idea. I remember a brief period where someone on the internet tried to convince me that she was a werewolf, and I was ALSO a werewolf. I remember how unhelpful the internet was on this point. I thought it'd be good to, while not saying "lol vampires doesn't real," which just drives people further into the arms of weirdos who dye their skin white and get aids by drinking blood.Saying that vampires ARE real and that they're INCREDIBLY dangerous might make the twihards think twice
>>23168171>MAKE SURE YOU DIG UPWARDS
OP? You are a gentleman and a scholar.
OP, you are a master of your craft
Reminds me of my days back in R&S.
Question:>I have had this problem for a while now but i am now tired of it. i have seen demons and ghosts for a long time and i want them gone. i have seen like arms trying to grab me from my wall when i was 7. a demon eating its arm while i was turning 5. a shadow figure attacking me while i tried to sleep a few days ago and when i woke up one night a while back i was staring at myself on the ceiling and when i closed my eyes it was in my face. i need some help fast. if you can help me thank you.
Alright, i have a bit of a headache, i'm going to stop posting for a bit>question>how do i become invisisible
>>23168485I was proud of that one
>>23168260>as long as your eyes stay shutbest part
>>23168331>the general brainwashing of a society that needs conclusive facts..I'm not really sure what to make of this.
>>23168979I know that guy is an idiot. He bashes society for needing conclusive facts, then proceeds to insult religion.Oh the hypocrisy.
>>23167468Oh goddamn, my sides.>You tell me what I don't know about dragon. thanksSO DELICIOUS
>>23169097I just want to gorge myself on it
>>23168331>that poorly written idiotic answer>chosen by votersI think I need to lay down after that.
>Though I have lost my memories,>I am a true mage who has survived for the last 500 years.>This is the story of my life, a life of the faerie's blessing.>My name is...
>>23174218This thread had it coming.
Can... can we archive this? I want to reference these glorious answers in the future.
>>23175703It would probably be faster to just save them all since there are not many of them.
>>23175965And what of others?
This isn't funny to me.
All my love, OP. You are doing the Lord's work here. Or, uh... committing horrible, horrible blasphemy. Either way, commendations.
I'm glad that I search beyond page one
Top stuff, op. Do you plan on producing more?
>>23178849I hadn't really considered it until all this positive feedback occurred. I'm sure there's plenty of yahoo answer questions
>>23179036Well don't stop, OP, this is brilliant work.
>>23177014>2013>not using the catalog search feature
>>23176160I am a holy man and I can confirm that god does in fact approve.Well...some god, anyway.
>>23178849Any fa/tg/uy can produce their own and share with the rest of us.
>>23183228I'm trying, but I'm not nearly as creative. Are there any other good topics besides mythology to look for stupid /tg/ related questions?
>>23184380You could make up /tg/-related answers for pretty much anything.Maybe religion or books (where the book is fantasy)?There's less back and forth, so this is harder than omegle...
Am I the only one who doesn't get why this is so great?>I'm asking an incredibly stupid question about something that anybody with half a brain knows is fake>completely serious sounding answer to question about fake stuff>OMG OP you're so fucking awesome!!!1!11!!!!1!I just don't get it... *shrug*
>>23190413It is great because he's giving serious replies to questions most people with half a brain would realize don't have a real answer to.
>>23184380alright, I finally got a best answer. How'd I do?
>>23190413Several of those completely serious answers are pretty clever in pointing out just how uninformed the askers happen to be about the historical description of their otherkin of choice.Like the "faerieys are sooo pretty :D" types being unaware of their extradimensional kidnapping/brainwashing rings, and vampire wannabes not considering how shitty becoming a blood-drinking sin against God would be.Dragon kid hits it home; "you tell me what i dont know" is the source of funny here.The fact that OP is demonstrating creativity in action is pleasing as well.
>>23191838>(I don't want to read the word science)>from 1600c like 'kings' or 'vampires'. If they are 'vampires'? noOh god, you hooked a big one.If that question isn't just poorly written roleplay, I can only hope that girl is dating a deluded old LARPer and not being brainwashed by a bunch of escaped mental patients. I like the answer. Jumping to elves was a great choice. Fucking glamours, man....still, I just can't help feeling like that response reeks of troll.
Op reminds me of this guyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=9nwIZjojS_Y
>>23192406I kind of hope that we're all just trolls trolling trolls, but at the same time I'm not sure.
>>23167607>Until one day you wish for death and I will deny it to you.Best response ever.
>>23168260Give us the links so /tg/ can up vote the non best answers!
I'm considering making a YouTube video series
>he used my mythologyBadass
>>23167574But mythical vampires didn't die in sunlight at all.
>>23192911did you check the date? his questions are over 4 years old. It's too late to make them the best....that said, if you want to vote bomb the ones I'm doing, I wouldn't say no (you might also just let them win on their own merits, if at all)
why do these horsefuckers have to ruin Yahoo Answers?If it's not clear, I'm suggesting she needs to collect centaur semen, by the way.