Would you like more of Richard Fontaine?
So what is this OP?
>>22795780>FOR IT IS THE BANEBLADE!So is the baneblade there because you said it was, or is the scene set up by a moderator?More importantly; do you think Okeanos' aware he's getting trolled?
>>22795855It's Camp Halfblood. Hesphaestus cabin making a Baneblade by accident is normal.
>>22795847A roleplay website. Set in a series where the Greek gods have imbued mortal descendants with superpowers, There is only faggotry, 12 year olds and Mary Sues among the players. OP is playing a descendant of Priapus(officially a god devoted to the protection of livestock and gardens, unofficial domains are rape): Richard Fontaine(or, 'Dick Fountain'), a very flamboyant man found of double-entendre and the phrase "bueno".
Is that all? If no one wants to dump can anyone direct me where to find the rest?
Our hero gets raeped
>>22796052Thread 1http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22551419/Thread 2http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22564075/Thread 3http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22570344/
>>22796080What the fuck?
>>22796080That's a foul play right there.
>>22796080>a mystery known only to the druidshahaha oh god
>>22795945May have wrote that bad, sorry.The setting is Percy Jackson and the Olympian's Camp halfblood, Everyone present on the entire website, can't remember its name, is playing a Mary Sue of some sort. Thinking this would be the perfect place to troll with /tg/ memes and some levity, OP made a char called 'Richard Fontaine', a descendant of Priapus.The other guy seen in these posts, Mon135 or Okeanos, is a 2edgy, Mary Sue, emo teen, descended from Hades or Thanatos or someone else related to death, who has two interesting qualities: He seems to have a love/hate relationship with Dick, and he doesn't seem to recognize any of the weirdness coming from Amuayse. At all. Not even the memes like 'Bueno'. We're still expecting a reveal where it turns out he knew everything all along and goes one-winged angel.
>>22796328>>YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE TRAIN, OKEANOS. THE TRAIN!Oh my god that is brilliant.
>>22796338>PriapusOh God my sides
>>22796445Showing girls his dick all day erry day.
>>22796445My sides have gone into another dimension.
Here's another triumph of Fontaine
>>22797017Like a true fountain
As hilarious as this is, it would be funnier if these weren't literal twelve-year-olds that you're fucking with.
>>22797017The other guy's lack of responsiveness makes it even funnier.
>>22797017This is hilarious!
>>22797059Why does that stop it from being funny?
>>22797068Yes, they all do an admirable job of politely ignoring his shenanigans.Makes the times when they actually engage him all the more amusing.They're surprisingly good sports about this, even if their own characters are speshul snowflake mary sues.
>>22797059Some of these "12 year olds" are sick fucks who deserve it though.
>>22797103Because we all made terrible mary sues when we were twelve.They haven't hit the stage where they know any better yet, so it seems slightly cruel to fuck with them.
>>22797106No no, they're not politely ignoring it. They're just really focused on themselves, and their special snowflakes. As you can see in the Sunny D one, the guys one response was about how he was being addressed.That's all he cares about.Which is terrible normally, but it is funny in contrast to Fontaine.
>>22797121>>22797112Or they could just be huge assholes, sure.
>>22797130I don't remember encountering anynoe who didn't do that when I was a twelve-year-old freeform roleplaying with other twelve-year-olds, is the thing.I will laugh if Fontaine gets them to actually respond to other people in their posts rather than just filling it up with their character's feelings, though.He might do them some good.
>>22795616lolly gagging, or... loli gagging with his sword?
>>22796338Okeanos"I... I... I knew we were having gay sex all along, I was just trying to... Cure you, with my secure heterosexuality.I... Its not like I came with you or anything!"
>>22797017Praise the sun!
>>22797253I feel like you are drifting away from your Dickjoke roots too much.
>>22797001oh gods sunny D
>>22797322>satyrs&maenaeds>not having to do with sexualityHahaha
He seems genuinely concerned about my wellbeing but not my dick
>>22795780>sucking his essence into his sword...
>>22797413You know what must be done
>>22797430You would give the mighty power of Priapus to the son of Hades? FOOL!Although Persephone may like you for it.
>>22797466Charming fair maidens is even more of a reason to do it.
>>22797545NOOOOOO! Why did you do it, OP? WHY?
>>22797545Wait. Your penis is detatchable?.... There was a manga where that happens...Poor fucker gets raped for weeks by the girls that took it from him.
Let me get this straight, after a dynamic rape from the son of Hades, Richard revives his power by having sex with an Apollo camper his sword shoots an entire river of Sunny D? And the satyrs and maenaeds has a giant orgy in it? And he gave the Hades kid his sword?What is this?
Why can't I hold all these dick jokes and Innuendos?
Was I the only one who noticed that a lot of Richard's lines come from Rhapsody of Fire songs?
Alright, somebody archive this properly before the asshole who's been uploading threads with retarded tags decides to pay a visit.
>reading previous adventures of Richard Fontaine.>"at the border between man and horse">my sides are at -10 HP
>>22797737"sword"He gave the hades kid his "sword"
Can I ask what the URL is for this?
>listening to this album while reading this threadmy sides will never be the same again
>>22797985It's somewhere on Kidzworld
>>22798151http://www.kidzworld.com/forums/fantasy/t/1003440-camp-halfblood-the-new-generationalways-accepting-rp?page=lastOh god, it's all one thread, all 65 pages of it. Why wouldn't they get a free forum on invizion or something, where it could be slightly less of a clusterfuck?
Has anything else good come from that Freeform RP Russian Roulette thread than Camp Halfblood trolling? I have some good Oscar-esque stories, but none from the most recent wave of fa/tg/uy raids.
>>22798459There were some good ones on chickensmoothie
Debating getting in on this, but I always feel like a loser if I don't produce any memorable troll characters or posts in the process.
>>22798551No.That thread is Fontaine's domain.
>>22798723I dare not intrude on that thread, for fear of stealing Fontaine's thunder or invoking his wrath. I meant getting back into the business of trolling freeform RP forums.
>>22798754There is soo much room to troll here. I'm hiding among the native population to watch their behavior.
>>22798817>There is soo much room to troll here.I'm aware. I actually crashed an otaku escapist fantasy freeform RP forum a few years ago. It was set in a Japanese high school, so I wrote myself in as an amateur Mexican wrestler trying to get ahead of the game (luchadores often go to Japan for training and the semi-pro circuit before hitting it big-time in Mexico) by enrolling in a Japanese high school. His name was Pollo Negro. No one got it.
Is Fontaine evil or is it his blade?
>>22798918He's not evil. His blade is his penis.
>>22798918He's a true neutral character. He's just slightly insane.
>>22798871"Pollo Nergo" Black Cock? or Chicken Black.
>>22795908What the fuck...is he singing...
>>22798975Black Cock, anon.>>22798994Are you serious? They're hiveminding for responding to the same post with an attempted translation of a foreign language? I feel like you're abusing that meme.
>>22798918He's not necessarily a hero or villain. He's a pawn of the gods and has a kickass blade
>>22798986well he's like 13 so it's probably Linking Parks or something.
>>22798197because they are fucking 12 year olds.
I can only hope two things; first that at least one other player there recognises what the fuck he's doing and plays along, and secondly; that everyone who does not one day in bed remembers their childhood and these absurd games, and then suddenly realises what this guy had been doing all along.
>>22797648It's an excellent manga.
>>22799196That's itMy sidesMy poor sidesThey've broken the fourth dimension, reached God, and have ascended beyond Heaven to Nirvana
>>22799196That would be the most wonderful thing.