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You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you're being buried by terribly sad feelings in the middle of an insane party.

This worries you for a moment, until you realize that being sober enough to *be* sad in the midst of a party is pretty strange for you. You sigh with relief; no longer anticipating the other shoe dropping.

On one side of the room Paddy Mayne is circling Heidi like an English sheepdog, cutting her out of the corner and crowding her in with a few other witches. A male - Yeager, to be precise - trots over with an armful of liquor, and Heidi seems to quaver on the verge of bolting. Before she can escape, Paddy waves frantically at another man - Reggie, you think he was called - and a Coke appears in Heidi's and as if conjured. Paddy draws her into the circle while she's still baffled, and after a few minutes she's sipping away, looking confused, but no longer agitated.

On the other side of the room, you espy Ian, his arm around Perrine's shoulders, laughing uproariously with some other men about something undoubtedly silly. The natural "exclusion zone" that seems to follow Perrine has vanished, and she's actually...

You blink your eyes and wave away the beer goggles.

Yes, she's bloody *smiling.*

The briefing room doors behind you suffer a booming impact, noticeable even over the clamor of the party, and you turn to find Katherine Kent, Ian's mother, scanning the crowd intently. From your vantage point you can see another British tank witch... Miles, you think she said? Anyway, she's taken hasty refuge behind a desk, looking irked.

You sigh, and stare longingly at the double-doors, where Sanya is wandering, alone and sad... and your sister is setting people on fire she ought not.

The yoke of responsibility is heavy on your shoulders, especially since you avoid that exercise as often as possible.

>Wat do
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>>22207551
Go console sad Sanya, you fool! She needs a hug.
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Do you really have to ask?

Go and find Sanya.
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>>22207551
Find Sanya

Apply Ice Cream
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Make sure everyone's having fun, then quietly slip out and make sure Sanya's alright. We can come back with her later if she is.

If not...we owe her two huge favors anyway.
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>>22207551

ICE CREAM SANYA

Though, monitoring the impending nuclear holocaust caused by the Perine/Ian/Katherine intersection is tempting.
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>>22207551
Warn Ian about his mom, then check on Sanya.
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>>22207551
"Minna. We're about to get practice for the day the condom breaks."

TEAM SANYAN CHEERING UP, GO
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>>22207551

Find Sanya, hug Sanya, acquire ice cream for her.
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>>22207551
Me must go console Sanyan
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I got beaten by the image limit last time, but not tonight. Not on Christmas fucking Eve.
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>>22207615
>CREAM SANYA

no
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Make sure sanya is okay. Afterwards secure Minna.
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[x] Tend to Sanya

While Robin shouldn't be setting people on fire, odds are she has good reason. And Ian's a big boys and can deal with his own problems.

As for Heidi? Well sorry but we have traumatized Sanya to tend to.
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>>22207641
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>>22207641
>Luke's face
God that is rich, keep it up man
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>>22207551
Find Sanya, maybe put out the fires that Robin set.
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It is hug time. Nothing else can make up for the horrors poor Sanya went through for us.
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>>22207641
i also did an art and was planning on doing more
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>>22207641
BAWAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!

YES.

Thank you drawbro.
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>>22207641
>luke's trollface
>MC's god damned face

I don't even have a macro for my face, but this is pretty close
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>>22207686
Do it

Do some for me, too
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>>22207686
Young and Minna in a nutshell.
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>>22207551

Divert Ian's mom to help us find sanya. HELP MA'AM. WE HAVE A SAD WITCH.
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>>22207641
Young's face is HILARIOUS, as are the trollfaces of Eilla and Luke.
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[ ] Retrieve Minna, parents, Robin, CHASE AFTER ADORABLE COSSACK

WE MUST DO THIS

FUCK THE PARTY. ADORABLE COSSACK REQUIRES ALL OUR ATTENTION WE CAN MUSTER.

SHE HAS DONE A TERRIBLE THING FOR PILOT. SHE HAS PUT HER FEELINGS ON DA RINE. FOR PILOT.
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>>22207727
I don't think that many people would actually help. Just Minna might be doable, but I think it's better that Young finds her.
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>>22207727
thats over kill!
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>>22207727
This my comrades!
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>>22207727
With Minna I can see.

It would sort of be like parents being worried about their daugther actually. Which makes the thing even sweeter.
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>>22207727
No. We're flying solo tonight.
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>>22207641
>>22207686
So, uh, maybe the next one with Young hanging by his parachute off of the tower, and Minna laughing her ass off?

Or Mallory's face with the silhouette of Young and Tesla making a mockery of his cargo plane?
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sanyan needs something!
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>>22207551
Let's deal with Sanya and our sister.
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>check tofusaur
>see mention of planefag is back
>check archive
>new thread
Best christmas yet

Find and comfort Sanya. ASAP
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>>22207755
>>22207783
>with Minna

Do you not remember what she was doing last? She was trying to rile our own father into killing us as payback for what we've done. She is NOT in the best of moods to calm Sanya down.
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Acquire Minna then help Sanya.
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>>22207829
I was saying as a maybe, but in the end Young should find her asap.
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>>22207829
Not to mention Yoshika and Hellcow kidnapped her.
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>>22207829
Eh, she's like Young when it comes to things like crying little girls. She sobers up fast and enters comforting mode at the speed of light.
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>>22207848
Hellcow, always there when we truly need him
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>>22207829

She was just teasing.

If one of the girls is crying, she'll come running.
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You snag a beer for the road and slip out of the briefing room, exiting into the hallway outside. The display case nearby, with all the old Witch weapons, still hasn't had a new lock put in since Sean liberated his sword from it the night of "Home Run," but the display lights in the bottom provide the only illumination - the hall lighting is off. You assume it's blackout conditions for air-raid safety - prudent, but it does you no good looking for the little lost Night Witch.

You run around the lower hallways for a few minutes, but its obvious you've already lost track of Sanya. You cross your arms and huff at the darkness. Night interception forces you to rely on your radar, your instruments, and above all your keen understanding of the target's psychology, which makes you effectively blind when trying to find a female.

Which leaves you with scant knowledge to go on... aside from Sanya's tendency to favor high, secluded perches when she wants to be alone.

... or you could actually get some instruments. There's something in the hangar that might serve the purpose.

>wat do
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>>22207887
Procure torch, resume search.
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>>22207887
Instruments, you say? Like witch-tracking tools or a ukelele to massacre so she'll come investigate the sound?
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>>22207887

Drink beer.

Retrieve Minna and instrumentation.

Find Sanyans.

Stumble into Hellcow.
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>>22207906
Torch as in flashlight, or torch as in wooden torch with kerosene doused on one end?
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>>22207887
Search party armed with delicious soothing ice cream?
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>>22207887
Get a torch, maybe a nightwitch to help you find wee sanyan, Or maybe find Sanya's waifu
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>>22207887
Okay, we'll need help for this. We need someone to cover for our lack of understanding of her psychology, so we find Minna and we work together like a mature reasonable couple to find the crying Cossack and hug her until she's better.
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>>22207887

Two, no three places she'll be in... Maybe two?

Either her room or the tower.

Undecided if she'll run to eila's since shes obviously feeling guilty.
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>>22207887
Liberate a trench coat and fancy hat, grab a wooden torch and check the towers for Sanya.
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>>22207915
minna's drunk. we go alone
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Flashlight , Minna, continue search.
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>>22207887
Go to the hangar, procure instruments.
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>>22207922
how the fuck are we going to get ice cream!? there was no refrigeration back then
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>>22207887
wait. didnt we show Sanya a hiding place before?
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>>22207923
Sanya's head is rectangular and oblong in that picture. That ain't right.
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>>22207951
Where at?
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>>22207947
>no refrigeration back then

nigga u srs

But more to the point, my uncle, who served on a Navy destroyer, liked to tell the story of how they'd pick up downed aviators, and when they returned them to their carriers, the carrier would send over five gallons of ice cream in a bucket - because the bigger ship actually had ice-cream making machines on-board, which destroyers didn't have the room for.

Any US capital ship would have those machines on board.
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>>22207951
You mean Sparkles' spot what with the boob staring?
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>Sensitive task with a lot at stake
>it's up to /tg/

I hope this isn't another case of Failure is the only option.
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Minna is MIA with Yoshika and Hellcow. How the fuck are we going to find her you dolts? At least think before making suggestions.
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>>22207990
Bitch its /tg/.

We're going to fuck up in the most amazing way possible, and inadvertantly cheer Sanyan up because she's too busy laughing at us making idiots out of ourselves to be sad.
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>>22207997

Hellcow.

Hellcow always appears when we least expect it.
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>>22207988
>Any US capital ship


Well, it's not like we just keep those things lying around...

Oh wait.
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>>22208039
Writefag 2 pls go
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>>22207947
Actually, they did. Household refrigerators have has been around since the 1910's
First version in widespread use was around the 1930's
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>>22208039
Hello there.
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>>22207887

Acquire flashlight. Check the high secluded places Sanya favors first, then Eila's. She couldn't have gotten too far away.
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>>22207988
So anyone serving on a sub would be out of luck, huh?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVNDjs5Xq9E

Will this eventually happen?
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SO PLANEFAG HOW WAS THAT GIFT?
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>>22208074

Yeah, the tower where we had the Moonlight Sonata would probably be the first place she'd go. She did say she goes there frequently to talk with the other night witches when the ionosphere allows it.
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I'm starting to think it might have been better to get Heidi on this.... that is unless her or Paddy smacks Young for his seeming role in the mess.

German Witches hit hard, yo.
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>>22208092
Check the last thread and find out.
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I'm torn between actually sticking around and trying to follow the whole thing, or waiting for the updated archive. I'm kind of enjoying the anticipation waiting for the next post...
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>>22208159
follow in live time, always more fun
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>>22208159
>I'm kind of enjoying the anticipation waiting for the next post...

...Yes, yes, you have tasted the pleasure...
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>>22208159
You too will come to hate and fear the words
>NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST
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You stick your hands in your pockets, thumbs hanging out, in the most hard-boiled way you know how, sauntering along in brooding, uffish thought, the glow of a fresh cigarette illuminating your face as you turn the problem over in your head.

Missing dame. Stands about shortish-high, grey hair, cat tail and ears, grew up in Cossakistan. If you were a cat-girl Cossak, where would you be?

"Tricky," you mutter. "Too many layers, too many PLAYERFFF-" you comment cleverly as you flat-foot your way right into-and-over a decorative potted plant in the hallway.

There's a snick as you flip your zippo.

"Mother was right," you bitch. "The comic books were as bad as the radio shows. First things first, a flipping flashlight."

You *could* rummage around in the nearest janitorial closet, but you've had your bloody fill of Barin's closets as of late, so you head for the hangar, where you know numerous flashlights - or "torches," as the Brits are wont to say - will be available in every toolbox and plane.The hangar is actually deserted, which strikes you as incredibly odd until you recall that a lot of support staff have been on hand for relatively few pilots and Witches - aces and Witches both have had phenomenal turnaround times as of late. It's a lot of eggs in one basket, but that seems to be a gamble the brass is behind.
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>>22208187
Is it wrong that /tg/, mostly talking about the quests here. has cost me more sleep then everything else combined?
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>>22208227

Welcome.

Your initiation is now complete.

Neck-Brother.
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>>22208204

Scooting through the shadowed hangar, you find a known quantity - Marv's big rolling tool caddy. You've filched things from it so many times you may as well own it. Digging in the right drawer, you feel about for his duty light...

... and that's when you hear something soft and furtive behind your plane, the sound of soft, stealthy footsteps, perhaps. The very, very recent attempt on your life springs into your forebrain, adreneline flooding your system.

DANGER.

>It's probably [guess person here,] call 'em out!
>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!
>DEFCON ONE DEFCON ONE WHOOP WHOOP GENERAL QUARTERS ALL HANDS PREPARE TO CRASH SURFACE
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>>22208227
It's worse for those of us in Europe
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>>22208242
>>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!
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>>22208242
>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!
Oh god yes, no matter who it is the result will be amazing.
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>>22208242
It's Robin, who else?
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>>22208242

[X] Counter-sneak and glomp them down!
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>>22208242
Glomp!

>>22208227
I just wish there were more quests of this calibur. All too many of them are either badly written, uninteresting or shit like /tg/metaquest.
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>>22208242
>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!

There is no other way.
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>>22208242
>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!

If it's an assassin, they're not seeing that coming.
If it's an adorable Cossack, our objective is completed.
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>>22208242
>Caps suggestion

I see what you're trying to do, Deme. I defy you.

I vote for Counter-sneak.
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>>22208242

>[x]Countersneak

It's go time
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>>22208242
>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!
Well, glomp them depending on who it is.
Crashing into them bodily so that we can find out who it is, yes.
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>>22208242

Shine the fucking Torch.

"I am looking for an adorable Cossack."

"I have no time for your games."

"Step out from behind Club Ghostrider."
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>>22208242
>It's probably [guess person here,] call 'em out!

Yoshika, you bounced Minna with Hellcow, but you need to get up REAL early in the morning to bounce ME.
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>>22208242
>Counter-sneak and glomp them down

>>22208247
I'm a Britfag actually. All my favorite threads seem to happen at the crack of dawn
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>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!
But keep a real weapon handy.
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>>22208242
>DEFCON ONE DEFCON ONE WHOOP WHOOP GENERAL QUARTERS ALL HANDS PREPARE TO CRASH SURFACE
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>>22208296
I suspect it's Elia with nothing to lose.
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>>22208281

are they seriously remaking robot jox
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>>22208242
Shine the Flashlight in their eyes and say "It was you!"
It would be prudent to ready our sidearm as well.
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>>22208333
Look up Pacific Rim. It's basically Evangelion the Live Action.
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>>22208302
Same here. Expect this to end between 6 and 8, maybe even later.
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>>22208333

No, it's that new Pacific Rim movie they're coming out with

I just saw that move in the trailer and instantly thought "ROBOT JOXXXXXS"

I think it's just an allusion if anything.
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>>22208333
Why yes, yes they are. See the trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWrzv6Z7uRc
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>>22208340

It looks a bit more like MechaGodzilla versus Godzilla the awesome movie.
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>>22208333

Pacific Rim fool. WATCH THE TRAILER. GET HYPE AND LOVE.
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The quest to find nightwitches!
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>>22208414

What a loser
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>>22208242
I may be wrong, but shouldn't that be Defcon Five?
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Your instincts scream to you, HOWL at you, insisting you run, leap, jump, draw, fire, freak out, CRAZY IVAN SNAP-BARREL-ROLL to freedom!

But your enemy knows you, know - the pantsless and the Martians and the mysterious assassins all. If you react predictably, you'll die.

So you do the one thing they'll never expect - act sane and sober. Finding the flashlight, you make a big show of turning your back to the sound. "Aaah, flashlight," you say with relish, then let your legs fold up under you as you swiftly duck.

Something big whuffs through the air overhead, silent and deadly. Until it lands, at least, whereupon it becomes very, very loud as it impacts Marv's toolbox and sends the contents all over the hangar's concrete floor.

You aim your light and snap it on.

"... it was a good thing you were wearing that helmet," you tell Robin. Patton's special gift has left a sizable dent in Marv's toolbox, but the helmet is apperently unfazed - unlike Robin, who's staggering a bit.

>Are you okay oh shit
>ROBIN, YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED
>Robin,what kind of shit have you started THIS time?
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>>22208427
Says the guy trying to feed a Pillowcase
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>Robin,what kind of shit have you started THIS time?
She just headbutted a fucking toolkit, she can be dizzy for a spell.
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>>22208441
Called it

Draft sister into GLORUOUS SEARCH
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>>22208348
>that music

why tempt me with things that will never be ;_;
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>I'd ask you what caused you to set someone on fire, but Sanya needs help and I'm drafting you to the cause.
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>>22208441

>ROBIN YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED

"Hey, you're a teenage girl, right? Where would you hide in order to cry your heart out so that no one else could find you?"
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>>22208463
Glorious search even
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>ROBIN, YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED
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>>22208441
>Robin,what kind of shit have you started THIS time?
Pretty much this. Punctuated with the long-suffering sigh of the older brother that has to clean up the messes made by his younger sister.
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>>22208441
>ROBIN, YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED.
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>>22208441
>ROBIN, YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED

Let's get the little sister into the search for Adorable Cossack Little Sister.
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>>22208440
Defcon number is lower = worse. Defcon 1 is basically THE NUKES ARE ALREADY IN THE AIR FUCKDAMN SHITCUNTS

>Are you okay oh shit
>ROBIN, YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED
>Robin,what kind of shit have you started THIS time?

All of these. Come on dude we can't PICK.
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>>22208479
Dis one. I want dis one.
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>>22208479

Oh indeed.
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>>22208469
Hey they can only remake everything else so many times, so by my logic Megas XLR will get a movie in the next 12 years.

Even if not, new season in may.
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>>22208502
>>22208512
I approve, but we're gonna need a helmet for our balls.
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I don't think taking robin is a good idea.
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>>22208531
This is something we must acquire for all future threads. It will at least be more useful than the rape whistle.
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>>22208441
draft sister then ask her what the hell she was doing.
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>>22208441

[X] ROBIN, YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED

and then this >>22208479
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>>22208597

I approve of this.
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"Ooouuaaaugh," Robin exclaims, pulling the helmet off and setting it on the toppled toolcase, resting it in its own dent. "How'd you know?"

"Maybe the ten billion times you did it to me growing up," you grump. "Anyways, come here. I need your help with something."

She crosses her arms and pouts.

"THAT'S AN ORDER, SOLDIER!" you bark. "I outrank you!"

She regards you with unmistakable disdain.

"Worth a shot," you concede with a shrug. "C'mon, help me out."

Robin frowns. "Aren't I... in trouble?"

"When aren't you?"

"I mean..." she looks away from your flashlight, into the darkness. "... I kind of set someone on fire..."

You snigger. "Around here, they call that Tuesday."

Robin looks at you. "Really!?" she asks, excited.

"Give it a few days," you promise her darkly. "Now you're a teenage girl, right? If your heart was broken, where would you go hide to cry it out of you?"

"Inside your gutted corpse," Robin shoots back immediately. "Because I'm not a gigantic dongswinger!"

Right. The pyros leading the lunatics. This is off to a GREAT start.

>ideas
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>>22208643
"Okay okay, serious time here. A friend of mine about your age just took a real bullet for me and she's already a tumbling pile of whygirlboners. We need to go help straighten her out. Or unstraighten her. Or whatever it is you do with Russian pianist girls. Fuck. I don't know, just get over here, would you?"
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>>22208643

That one tower, I guess.

You know... That tower where shit happen.
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Sanya's room, then the top of the tower
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>>22208643

Her Room?

Towers?
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>>22208643
Walk off without her, don't tell her anything more and ignore her until she gets curious enough to help.
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>>22208643

>If your heart was broken...
>Inside OUR corpse

Whoa, hold up a second, Robin... Why are you assuming it would be us that breaks your heart?

Robin... do you LIKE us?
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>>22208678
Ooh.

Oooooh.

This.
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>>22208643
Check up on the towers for Sanya.
"No, I'm being serious here for once. Because she really did take a hit for me, alright?"
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>>22208699

Oh dear.
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>>22208699
...Oh dear. Planefag, the Fapfiction isn't canon, you know that right?
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>>22208643
Tower
>>22208678
do this

But first, steal some mechanic's oil cloth, wrap it around the top of the flashlight, dip it in more oil, light it, and then look for Cossack. I am not giving up on having an actual torch.
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>>22208678
this
>>22208699
Or this. I'm not sure which. Either'll be good.
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>>22208699
>>22208715
>>22208721
KOTTERS!

WE NEED YOU UP HERE!
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>>22208699
I think that was referring to what would happen if a guy broke her heart or what ought to happen to him if he breaks a girl's heart.
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>>22208721
It is now~!
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>>22208699
Kotters, we need you!
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>>22208699
Might be something to ask.
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>>22208721

Not... yet.
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>>22208764
wat.....
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>>22208764
>yet
Oh my.
My body is ready.
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>>22208764
Planefag, able to crush the dreams of people on both sides of an argument since 2011.
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>>22208764
>yet

oh shit
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>>22208764
NO! NOT THE INCEST CHICKEN!
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>>22208764

Bring it on, planefag

Bring the canon fapfics on...
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>>22208752
Now is not the time for that. One crisis at a time.
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>>22208764
>yet
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>>22208764

>yet
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>>22208764
have you lost your fucking mind? I know having to put up with R-tard's shit on top of the other retards might be hard but it's no excuse for inviting even more.

So much for my hopes of this issue getting resolved tonight
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>>22208764
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>>22208772
>>22208777
>>22208780
>>22208783
>>22208785
>>22208787
>>22208790
>>22208792
>>22208803
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>>22208825
Planefag really does know how to play us like a fiddle, doesn't he?
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>>22208825
You can always vote against any such actions.
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>>22208837
Yes, and that's why we love him.
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>>22208825
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Wait, how many works of fapfiction have been made?
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>>22208846
It might be the drunk, but I remember the first time someone tried to shock-jock the threads with one my first thought was "No, fucker, you do it like this."

I'm getting that same temptation again.
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>>22208846

By my count, at least 6.
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>>22208643

This: >>22208673

Towers first, then Sanya's room, then Eila's.
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>>22208840
>implying we have a choice
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>>22208846
Several. There's that MCxRobinxMinna one, the MCxWaltrudexMinna threesome, the MackxLemare pile of sweetness...
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>>22208863
Do eet faggot
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>>22208873
>>22208891
And if all of them became canon at the same time....
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>>22208846
Yes
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>>22208891
Dont forget Perrinex(Miles?)
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>>22208891

PerrinexMiles
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>>22208891
But going by what she said, isn't it more likely to end up with Robin murdering Sanya, cooking her, then feeding her to Young?
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"Well some help YOU are!" you say with a snort. "Sanya ran out of this party I threw in the briefing room bawling her eyes out and I have absolutely no idea why."

"She just ran out for no reason?" Robin says, looking very confused.

"She kissed this really hot older Witch first," you clarify. "THEN she ran out bawling."

Robin blinks.

"You are DUUUUUMMMMBBB" she says, rolling her head from left to right to really flavor the effect. "She got all flustered about something!"

You lower your head to glare at Robin from beneath your brow. "No. Shit. But how do we FIND her?"

"Don't you know where she goes?" Robin asks.

"The tallest tower," you reply.

"Oooohh, riiiight, the TALLEST TOWER OF THE DARK AND FOREBODING CASTLE BARIN," Robin exclaims, thrusting her splayed hands before her and turning to appreciate the majesty of the scene. "A lonely Russian Princess weeps as she awaits her savior!"

"Better radio reception up high, you jackass," you mutter.

"Looking out to sea... tears shining in the gentle, sad moonlight as she grips the cold stone battlements... waiting for her savior..." Robin trails off, misty-eyed.

God *damn* it. "Hey! Hey! Earth to Robin!" you interject, snapping your fingers in front of her face.

"NO TIME!" Robin exclaims, caught up in the magic of the moment (so to speak.) She dashes into the darkness of the hangar.

"... Robin?"

In the darkness, headlights blaze to life.
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>>22208891
Your forgetting the horrifying Sanya yandere fic
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>>22208923

Oh god, here we go
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>>22208891
...Are they still on tofusaur? I checked just now and couldn't find any of them.
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>>22208924
I don't think that's a fapfic though.
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>>22208923
>In the darkness, headlights blaze to life.
This is either going to be terribly awesome, or awesomely terrible.
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>>22208924
Exactly. And Planefag didn't specify which would could come to pass.
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>>22208924
And the subsequent reading some jackass did over vocaroo.
Oh god I thought I repressed that...
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>>22208923
Truly Robin is an avatar of chaos
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>>22208923
And now she's stealing a fuel truck.
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>>22208923

"No Robin, the hallways aren't large enough for the jeep, you'll never get it through the doors!"

>"WATCH ME, FAGGOT!!!"
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>>22208923
>that pic
Is that some Jin roh I spy there?
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>>22208764

What needs to happen for all these fapfics, is Minna needs to get Young a kilt for Christmas. She shall then ravish him. And glorious it shall be.
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>>22208923
OH GOD

ROBINS ABOUT TO DO AN 'US'
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>>22208956
We raised her well.
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>>22208977

Ridere, I know it's you. LEAVE THE KILTS TO THE SCOTS.
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>>22208951
I did not hear that reading. any good?
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>>22208977

Why does she even need a kilt.

She'll rape him anyways
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>>22208984
Things that have happened these last two threads:
>Sanya pulls a Robin
>Robin pulls an us
>We pull a...?
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>>22208997
I cannot un-hear it.
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>>22208969

THIS!!!!
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>>22208948
All of them, at once.
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>>22208997

>repressed memories
>Good
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>>22208984
Remember, there are no brakes where we are going
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IT'S HAPPENING
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>>22208975
Yes.
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>>22208995

YOUNG'S MOTHER COULD BE SCOTS-AMERICAN, THUS GRANTING SCOTTISHNESS TO YOUNG, THUS FACILITATING THE WEARING OF A KILT, THUS FACILITATING MINNA'S RAVISHMENT OF YOUNG WHENEVER SHE CAN GET THE KILT FLIPPED UP.

Protip: It works.
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>>22209013

Minna

No one will see it coming
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>>22209037
But then we overlap with Sean!
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From the darkness, something big rumbles to life, accelerating at you. You stand your ground, knowing that with Robin, dodging is pointless. She'll have her drama or kill you trying. With a loud squeal of rubber and brakes, the device comes to a halt before you.

"TAKE TO THINE STEED!" Robin shouts. You circle alongside cautiously. Once free of the headlight's direct glare, you see it's a vehicle made for towing larger aircraft around the hangar without need for dangerous taxiing in cramped quarters - an aircraft tractor.

Which is a rather grandiose name for a repurposed, run-of-the-mill Jeep, but whatever. The same engine and same insanely torque-happy gearbox on a somewhat shortened wheelbase and viola - aircraft tractor.

"Are you even qualified to DRIIIIIIIIII-" you wail as Robin floors the accelerator, screaming into the darkness of the hangar at breakneck speeds.
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>>22209038
>A sane, sober, and responsible Young

Oh god, Minna would flip her shit.
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>>22209055

Just think. It'd make ALL the witches happy.
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>>22209055
But I thought Sean was Oirish?
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>>22209055
FUCK YOU, THE WELSH AND IRISH CAN WEAR KILTS AS WELL
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>>22209065

I ain't gotta sign out SHIT with the fucking Motorpool, I CAN TAKE WHATEVER I WANT, WHENEVER I WANT
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>>22209038

Yessss.

Everyone will be throwing him in a straitjacket.
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>>22209065
>TAKE TO THINE STEED!
>not climbing into the Widow
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>>22209077
Same shit different pile.
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>>22209030
I KNOW

My theory is that planefag is setting up to end the series on the one year anniversary.
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>>22209065
>sixteen
>qualified to drive
Ahahahahahahahaha.
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I bought a few bottles of wine for christmas and develpoed a drinking game for tonights SWQ.

Please send help.
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>>22209110
And yet she's qualified to fly a striker at 200 mph. How fucked up is that?
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>>22209110
Welcome to the UK.
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>>22209122

Tell me your secrets.

That we may partake of your game and copious amounts of brew
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Am I late?
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>>22209082

To prove this gentleman's point, this is Liam Neeson, an Irishman, acting the part of a kilt-wearing Scottish Highlander.
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>>22209135
NOPE

GET WRITING
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Robin weaves between the parked planes and repair equipment with ease, using the same angles and corner-cutting swings you remember from your childhood, chasing her as you rode bikes. She glances behind her with irritation as the rear end swings out more then she'd like.

"Oh drat," she says, espying the ground APU still hitched to the vehicle. She swerves sharply, angling for the hangar's doors, and runs over one of the metal poles lying about, the ones used to anchor the stop-nets Waltrude smashed through the day before. The APU leaps as its small wheels it it, bouncing the hitch enough to disengage it.

"WOOOOOO!" Robin squeals with delight, roaring around the side of the castle.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING" you demand.

"I DON'T KNOW!" Robin shouts back. "I THOUGHT YOU DID!"

>where to?
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>>22209122
If that drinking game involves taking a shot each time something crazy/stupid happens, then you're going to die.

On the other hand, if you have it so you take a drink something sensible and progressive happens, then you'll be sober for most of the night.
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>>22209135

FUCK YOU.

YES
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>>22209135
Extremely.
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>>22209135
Yes, but who the fuck cares? IT'S SWQ TIME!
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>>22209106
Why must you make me sad?
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>>22209145
To ze tower!
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>>22209145

Was it epsiode two or three of the first season where Miyafuji finds Sanya at the end of the pier? Or on a rock? Or something, but I remember sanya being out looking over the sea and Miyafuji coming to talk to her.

Let's go check that spot.

>Implying anyone in this thread watched the show
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>>22209136
>Rob Roy
Damn good film that
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>>22209162
>to the top of the tower
>in a jeep

do you... dare?
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HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO GET UP THE TOWER IN A JEEEEEEEEEEP?!

WHO CARES - WE'RE DOING IT ANYWAY!
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>>22209145
I feel like the tower where Minna always goes to think would be appropriate. I'm sure she won't mind if we borrow it.
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>>22209145
We're trying to get to the top of the tower. How the fuck do we do that with a jeep? This has not been well thought out.
It's quite obvious now that Robin is MC's younger sister.
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>>22209179
Im glad you can read my mind. Yes, yes we dare.
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>>22209179

See

>>22208969
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>>22209179

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NouZB6QuCys

Yes.
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>>22209179
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
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>>22209179
No. There is "wackyness", and then there is "Causing thousands of dollars in property damage".

We damage her castle, and Minna takes it out of our ass.
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>>22209179

Do or do not, there is no tr- I mean Dare.
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>>22209173

>Implying you watched the show

It was fucking episode six

Do you even Strike Witches?
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>>22209130
I'm taking a sip for the following:

Minna being bipolar
Young being stupid
Posts recommending firing into the air and screaming
planefag trolling

Draining the cup for:

Pregnant Perrine
Sanya being sad
fapfics

That's all i can remember right now, I'm opening another bottle. Thank Jesus for Hindus running liquor stores past 6 on Christmas eve
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>>22209199
but... we don't have that much ass to take it out of!
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>>22209199
>Minna takes it out of our ass

It's just get's better and better
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>>22209179
Ugh. No. We ride the jeep as far as the base of the tower.
Then we dismount and WALK up the stairs. Because Young is now drunk enough to be responsible and sane.
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>>22209179

We're not a hulking, powered armoured, space marine, so I think stairs will be no problem for us.
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>>22209179

Why is this even a question?

YES.
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>>22209210
I mean legally. Can you say "Stockade"?
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>>22209191

Wait, no, this is more fitting for what we're about to do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBXGUYRne1I
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Merry Christmas, Demetrious! Thank you for SWQ!
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>>22209179
bad idea alert
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>>22209216
Oh, kinky!
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>>22209179

I hope you enjoyed your daki, you manipulating planefag.
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>>22209199
>Minna takes it out on our ass

fixd
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>>22209225
Oh my god.
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"Give it a few days," you promise her darkly. "Now you're a teenage girl, right? If your heart was broken, where would you go hide to cry it out of you?"

"Inside your gutted corpse," Robin shoots back immediately. "Because I'm not a gigantic dongswinger!"

Gigantic dongswinger? Robin, Robin, Robin! You have so much to learn about insults! You open your lips to eloquently advise her when you freeze.

Your corpse? Why would she go after you if she had a broken-

Oh. Oh god. Sweet Jesus in heaven above, come down in all your splendor and give some advice; this is some territory you're not sure you want to explore.

[ ] Wait, why would you gut me for your broken heart?
[ ] Pretend you didn't just realize what she said.
[ ] Other.

<To be continued after the thread!>
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>>22209225
loving it decu
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>>22209263

>Those choices

First one of course
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>>22209263
It begins again!
Choice 1
See you after the thread...
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>>22209263
The only sane response to this is to give her a hug and keep our mouth shut.
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>>22209263
GOOD THING I OPENED ANOTHER BOTTLE

YOU FUKERS ARE GONNA KILL ME
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>>22209179
Oh god no
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>>22209263
>[ ] Wait, why would you gut me for your broken heart?
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>>22209179
Up the stairs.
She better fucking be there... otherwise we're gonna need to frame someone...
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>>22209263
Why are you even asking?

Obviously we're going to pick exactly the same choices as we do in the main story just to see you sweat over how to make things diverge.
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>>22209225
Decu and PF. God is good
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>>22209263
Tripcode for later. Keep your eyes open! We now return you to your regularly scheduled quest.
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>>22209263
>needless [ ] Other. option

I see you Kotters.
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>New SWQ
Best Christmas present ever!

Too bad I can't follow/participate too closely due to being busy with, y'know, Christmas stuff...
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>>22209225
Are those...pantsu decorations on the tree?
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>>22209316
You're not missing much, 99% anon being retards and 1% progress at most.
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>>22209225
Hey, do me a solid and draw Robin and Merlin looking angry with NOT FOR LEWDS written overhead.
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>>22209330
you don't use girly pantsu as christmas decorations?
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You look up, into the moonlit night. Looming against the dark sky is the even blacker bulk of Castle Barin's tallest tower... and at the very top, you espy a winking light.

"THE TOWER!" you shout, pointing.

"YEEHAW!" Robin shouts, tearing across the landscape. She throws the little vehicle into a side-slip (a nice, sedate, 25 MPH turf-ripping side-slip) when she espy the cobblestone walkway leading to Barin's main doors, skidding to a halt perfectly centered and lined up with the doors.

She narrows her eyes, grits her teeth, and revs the engine.

You turn to look at her - then the doors - then her.

"Sorry, what?" you ask, the booze-haze confusing you. "I thought you were in a hurry, why are we sitting here? It's a long climb, you know."

Robin scowls at you, very disappointed, and revs the engine harder this time.

You open your mouth-

"Minna told me EVERYTHING you've done here so don't even TRY."

You close your mouth. You look at the doors, so inviting, waiting down at the bottom of the cobbled walkway, and evaluate the situation.

"It's one-hundred and six feet to the top of the tower," you estimate, "we've got a full tank of gas, half a beer, it's dark..."

"And we're wearing sunglasses," Robin concludes, producing a pair of aviators and donning them at the same time you do.

"HIT IT!" you cry.

And boy, does Robin ever hit it.
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>>22209354
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>>22209354
She hits a post. SWQ over.
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>>22209354
Best Siblings
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>>22209225

We love you and your lewd Protoculture.

Strength Quest when?
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>"Young, let me ask you one question... Why?"

"BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN"
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>>22209354

Oh good lord....

THE RAPETRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!!!!
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>>22209383
technically a rape-jeep
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>>22209354
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>>22209380
He's deculture right now. He's only protoculture when he's wearing a skirt.
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>>22209354
It's like watching a train wreck... Or in this case a car crash and a traumatised night witch who has her safe spot intruded upon by maniacs in a jeep
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BEEP BEEP IMMA JEEP
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>>22209354
IT BEGINS
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>>22209405

And then she falls into the jeep and said jeep proceeds to go over the edge of the tower balcony,
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>>22209335
Except it turns out that they are by planefag fiat.

Whoops.

>>22209354
So in SWQ timeline that line in Blues Brothers is a reference to the Young siblings?
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>>22209225
>pantsu on the tree

I luv u deculture no homo

(unless you want it)
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>>22209424
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>>22209419
>So in SWQ timeline that line in Blues Brothers is a reference to the Young siblings?
No.

But Double Dragon is.
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>>22209417
Parachute goes off, we float to the ground and land on mallory's car
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>>22209417
And lands on the assorted brass who had come to see what the hell was going on
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>>22209354
I'm fairly sure that Sanya will not enjoy having one of her last refuges from the War and the cruelties of the world trampled upon by two maniacs in a jeep.

Weren't we supposed to comfort Sanya, not rape what her sanctuary with an aircraft tractor?
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>>22209405
Here at SWQ, whe solve people's emotional problems by giving them something else to think about. Namely, the mass chaos we just cause.
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>>22209433

Only one thing to do.
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>>22209403

B-but he is ALWAYS wearing the skirt.
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>>22209445
she can't brood while we drag her off to ADVENTURE!
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>>22209383
>>22209405
>>22209415
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>>22209446

Kinda like curing a person's headache by stomping on their foot?
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>>22209424
.
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>>22209471
Or setting a little girl's teddy bear collection on fire to make them forget about their old problems by giving them new ones.
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>That feel when planefag has no idea what to do next
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>>22209487
We are the troubleshooters of this world. We do not fix problems. We change them and make them stranger.
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>>22209496
does that explain all the massive red buttons that anon's been pushing?
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>>22209497
>We are the troubleshooters of this world
>We find trouble, shoot at it and hope it gets better
>More often than not, trouble is found on the ceiling
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>>22209354

Robin floors the accelerator, the little vehicle screaming up the cobblestoned walkway with gusto, its solid rubber wheels gripping the stones firmly. Robin steps on the brakes and screams to a crawl just before you impact the doors, kind of nudging them open with almost polite impetus, before shifting to first gear, revving the engine and popping the clutch out. The little tractor leaps towards the staircase, the insane torque of the Jeep engine clawing up the stairs without barely noticing it. The rubber wheels slip on the fancy carpet covering the flats and risers, but Robin guns the engine just right, rocking the vehicle up each successive set of flats, rapidly working the parking brake to keep from sliding backwards between attempts. The tractor climbs the stairs rapidly and reaches the second-story landing without a hitch.

"Where to?" Robin asks. She doesn't know the layout of the castle quite yet, not like you do.

>THROUGH THE DORMS
>THROUGH THE OFFICE SPACES
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>>22209354

We've done enough dicking around in Castle Barin. Let's take YOUNGER SISTERS Sanya and Robin for a ride in our plane!
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>>22209509

What the fuck is going on...

>Dorms

Let's check Sanya's room
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>>22209496
So long as there's an awkward turning around of the Jeep in complete silence after grabbing our target I will be happy.
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>>22209509

>OFFICE SPACES
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>THROUGH THE OFFICE SPACES

I think people would be less upset about than than the dorms getting messed up.
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>>22209509
>THROUGH THE OFFICE SPACES
>BECAUSE FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT AND FUCK THE POLICE
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>>22209509
Office spaces, people could be sleeping, and we are nothing if not considerate of other people
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>>22209509
>THROUGH THE DORMS

And grab pillows and mattresses along the way.
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>>22209509
Through the dorms. We can check Sanya's room on the way.
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>>22209518

Hmm... good thought.
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>>22209509
Dorms first.
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>>22209509

If we wreck the dorms, folks won't be able to formicate comfortably tonite!

OFFICE SPACE
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>>22209509

>THROUGH WHEREVER THE OFFICERS ARE BUNKED
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>>22209509
>THROUGH THE OFFICE SPACES

It'd be rude to mess with peoples beds.
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>>22209509

[X] Dorms

Have Robin stop in front of Sanya's room and we can get out and check.
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>>22209509
>THROUGH THE DORMS

Maybe we can avoid going up the tower if Sanya is in her room.
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>>22209496

I'll show you what's what motherfucker
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>>22209509
Offices. We're already driving a jeep inside...let's not make it any worse
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OFFICE SPACES, DESTROY THE SYSTEM OF OPPRESSION
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>>22209568
ASSUMING THE POSITION.
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>>22209496
>>22209568
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>>22209530

Haven't forgotten you mate. That first run-in (ha ha) with the pillowfort was just an off-the-cuff "I don't like Zuuchini" moment. I've got something proper planned to finally give the pillowfort its due.
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>>22209568
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>>22209594
I don't trust you planefag.
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>>22209594
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>22209594
I really feel sorry for the pillow fort now. What horrors will you lay upon it next?
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>>22209568
CHOO CHOO
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>>22209594
Hahaha!
Do it! Destroy the pillow forts! Tear asunder the mattresses!
Make them wish they had never uttered the words "pillow fort"!
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>>22209594
>>22209568
Oh no.
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Christ I missed the fustercluck that is these threads
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>>22209496
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>>22209616
You have the right idea.
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>>22209616
BITE THE PILLOWFORT
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>>22209635
We will destroy all the pillows! And we will destroy all the forts!

We're already working on the latter.
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>>22209644

WE'RE GOING IN WITH FIXED BAYONETS
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WHY ARE THERE NO BREAKS
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>>22209677
I THINK WE'RE ALREADY BROKEN QUITE A FEW THINGS, ACTUALLY.
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>>22209655
Morte ad cervicalia!
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>>22209677
>brakes
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>>22209719
Morte ad castella!
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>>22209677
What are brakes
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>>22209723
I think this thread will hit 700% retard by the time the night's over. Sanya's issue getting resolved? not so likely.
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Whatever happened to Minna?

Maybe we can race Her, Yoshika and hellcow to Sanyan
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>>22209723
ALL YA HAD TO DO CJ
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You stand silent for a moment, weighing the dangers versus the trolling potential. Lots of brass in the offices, and some of them work late - conversely, everybody's at the party, not in their rooms, and you might find Sanya there.

... or you might interrupt Mio as she's devouring her prey.

"OFFICES! OFFICES!" you shout, pointing out the right hall. Robin whoops with glee and floors the accelerator, the little motor WHRRRRRRFVVMMMMM-ing as it finds good traction on the hardwood floors. Robin is soon chortling with glee, drifting the tiny vehicle around corners, the solid wheels squealing something terrible across the freshly-waxed surface.

"Almost there!" you shout. "That's the outer wall!" you finish, pointing at the neat-set stone blocks that form one wall. "Hang a right at the end of this hall, it takes you through some old, narrow hallways that lead to the tower's base!"

"ALLRIGHTY THEN!" Robin shouts with glee, and throws the wheel around and around for one last drift-turn. This time, however, you notice the danger too late.

The glistening sheen of mop-water on the floor.

Robin sees it too, and aborts her maneuver just in time to prevent disaster. The wheels scream, sliding sideways across the floor. You brace yourself in the little vehicle as the wall rushes ever closer...

... but the tractor is gliding slowly, almost sedately. The corner of the small bumper whumps! into an office door at the end of the hall, smashing the deadbolt through the doorjamb and flinging it open, but that's all it takes to halt the vehicle.

You and Robin sigh with relief.

And then you look into the room.
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>>22209764
>Minna riding Hellcow jousting with us on the jeep
>To save adorable cossack
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>>22209786
AND WHAT DO WE SEE?!
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>>22209786
>And then you look into the room.
Lemme guess.
Mio decided to use an office instead of her room.
Mallory's office?
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>>22209786
Two people who should not be getting down.
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>>22209796
Mio devouring her prey. Why on earth they chose an office, we'll never know.
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>>22209786
oh no
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>>22209796

>Next time on SWQ:
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>>22209786
WHAT DO WE SEEEEEEEE!?
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The stark glare of the halogen headlights reveals a room of long, sharp shadows, mere 2D facades with fathomless, dark shadows thrown behind them, concealing their true depths. And in the middle of the room, sitting ramrod straight in his chair, is a man.

He takes the phone handset from his ear, and places it in its cradle with a crisp and very final *click!*

"What," says Maloney, aide to Fighter Command chief Leigh-Malleroy, "are you doing?"

>provide Reason
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>>22209819

What I am doing does not matter, what matters is my plan.
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>>22209819
"Emergency situation."
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>>22209819
"I'll never stop looking."

Then just fucking leave.
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>>22209819
Keeping morale up Sir!
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>>22209819
SIR, DRIVING LESSONS, SIR!
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>>22209819
Search and rescue sir! With all due respect it's a matter of life and death. DRIVE LIKE THE WIND ROBIN!
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>>22209819
"Driving a jeep"
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>>22209819
Sibling pilot wingman training
Or
Rescue mission
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>>22209819

"Keeping up foreign relations."
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>>22209819
SIR, I WAS HEADING FOR THE KITCHEN

beat


I AM NOT A CLEVER MAN
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>>22209829
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>>22209819

"...I never asked for this."
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>>22209819
"Discharging my duties as unofficial morale officer, sir.

Thus is my company car and chauffer."
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>>22209819
"Sir, supplemental training, sir!"
Then tell Robin to back up and get us out of here.
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>>22209829
This.
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>>22209860
Has to be this
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>>22209863
>Supplemental Training

I need to write that one down...
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>>22209825
>>22209825
>>22209825
>>22209825
>>22209825
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>>22209829
this guy
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>>22209819
"Preventing harm to an important tactical asset to the military in the most efficient manner possible ."
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>>22209819
"My tactics are too subtle for you." Then have Robin back the jeep up and be on our way.
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>>22209819
>Fingers at eyes
>Fingers at Maloney
Then leave.
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>>22209819
Sir! With all due respect! Do you really want to know? Sir!
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>>22209894

THIS. 10,000 TIMES, THIS!
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>>22209834

House Karban when.
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>>22209819
>>22209833
I find it hilarious that the local driving school is actually called "Young Drivers".
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>>22209894
Pfahaha
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>>22209860
"Robin, Make a note: Ask Minna for promotion to Morale Officer, preferably whole in the process of giving her a mind-shattering orgasm."
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>>22209905
Go back to planning for Eddie.
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>>22209908
Gah! How many times do I have to tell the Anonymous collective I'm not Princely!
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>>22209919
>Robin later bursts into the room while we're in the process of screwing Minna's brains out to remind us
Good job anon.

Canon incest fapfiction ho!
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>>22209961
He said make a note, moron.
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>>22209944

Where's Princely.
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>>22209834

THIS. "Search and Rescue mission, sir! We may be too late....drive, Robin, DRIVE!!!"
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>>22209982
That I don't know. I know he's got an e-mail for quest purposes but I don't know if he's checking it at all.
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>>22209992
This sounds wise.
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A cold fury kindles in your breast at the mans sheer audacity. Sitting there, in the pitch-dark, his empty words slithering into the phone, like he's Somebody, like he's SEEN things.

Well he hasn't seen SHIT.

You lean forward, eyes cold and hard, staring into the abyss of Maloney's soul.

"I'll NEVER stop looking," you state, letting that stark fact stand alone in the room between you.

".... oh," Maloney says in a very, very small voice.

Robin puts the little tractor into reverse, and backs away, then rolls forward, then, back, then forward, in a five or six point turn, working the jeep out of the corner and towards the side-door leading to your destination. Only the low, throaty mutter of the motor breaks the silence, your head swiveling to keep its bead on Maloney as Robin maneuvers. As she finally drives off, you lean back to keep him pinned under your gaze for a half-second more.
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>>22210016

ADAAAAMMMMMMMMMM~
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>>22210016
Heh.

Hehehehe.

AHUE

AHUE HUE HUE HUE
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>>22210016
Oh god we just stared the man down I can't stop laughing
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>>22210016
This just happened.
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>>22210016
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY

>listening to this for most of the thread.
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>>22210016
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>>22210049

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66aqcOsnP2E
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>>22210016
Drawfriends!
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Finally free of the Castle proper, Robin takes your diminutive ride up the long, long, LONG circular staircase that spirals up the interior of the North Tower. The rubber wheels find excellent traction on the ancient, rough stone, and the insane torque of a Jeep engine is soon apparent as the little tractor climbs up the long staircase as easily as anything on four legs, chortling at a moderate speed to do so. Eventually, you near the top, and you signal Robin to cut throttle. She kills the engine and lights and engages the parking brake.

In the sudden silence, only the cool spring wind is audible as it whistles past the open windows at the tower's top...

... that, and the sounds of sniffling from above. Becokong Robin along behind you, you stealthily advance for the tower's roof, poking your head up above floor level. Against one side, you see a small form huddled against the stone crenelations, knees drawn up before her.

>watdo
>watsay
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>>22210080
>becokong

planefag u r drank
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>>22210080
Now comes the moment /tg/ fucks up like they've never fucked up before.
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>>22210080
...SHIT

We should have thought this through beforehand.
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>>22210049

Why? Sanyan's upset and crying, but probably not suicidal.
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>>22210080
Alright, guys. Do we want to do the unexpected? Do we really want to pull a Minna?
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Make sure it's Sanya first.

If so, be tactful. Remember, the poor thing had already been molested once by Eila, and now she's being ladybonered by a horrible Kraut slut who already fucked her best friend and her Wing Commander. Poor thing's a mess. And this is less than a week after she got MIND CONTROLLED so hard she tried to kill Minna and herself.

Be gentle.

If it's not her...then approach quietly and unassumingly.
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>>22210080
hey kiddo
>hug
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>>22210080
You okay?
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>>22210080

I'll never let you go.
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>>22210080
"Sanya? Do you need a hug?"
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>>22210080
>hug and/or snuggle
>thank a million times over

Hot cocoa if we have it
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>>22210080
"No cocoa this time, only little sister. What do you need?"
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>it turns out to be Minna
>she's sad because she never got to finish trolling us
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>>22210080
Hop up with Robin, go and sit next to her and pat her head. Smile, say nothing.
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>We try to be quiet
>Robin just up and shouts "HEY THERE!"
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>>22210150
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>>22210080
HUGS

And then we get our little sisters ice-cream.
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>>22210106
Who cares if it's not Sanya? There is one one on this base we wouldn't hug. Even Paddy.
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>>22210080

Hey kiddo.

Sooooooooo... the stars are nice tonight.
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>>22210167
>it's Mallory
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>>22210150

Yeah there's pretty much no way this wasn't going to be the end result, one way or the other.
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>>22210167
*no one
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>>22210080

"Sanya.....I thought I'd find you up here. Are you okay?" Give HUGS if needed.
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>>22210177
It can't be helped.
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>>22210176
Even Mallory. We'd steal his wallet in the process
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>>22210172

Was your father a thief? Because I'm wondering who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
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>>22210080
Sit down next to her.
Administer one-arm hug.
"Thanks for saving my ass."
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>>22210177
>Robin goes HEY THERE
>collective facepalm
>Robin, we hate you right now
>shove boot onto accelerator
>leap out of jeep as it careens off the tower
>give no fucks
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>>22210219
no. that's dumb
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>>22210219
That's a bit much. A slap upside the head wouldn't be out of line though.
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>>22210080

I like this one. >>22210210
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>>22210228
so is almost every other idea out of Anon's head.
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>>22210080
Calling it here for not actually being Sanya
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>>22210234
well let's not make it worse, shall we?
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>>22210177

Only one option.

Gag and tie up Robin before we move up.

FAP FICTION AHOY
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>>22210238
What if it's Trude?
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>>22210106
Inb4 Lynette
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inb4 eila
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>>22210238
>>22210261
>>22210263

Bah. Anyone in the little sister brigade who's sad gets hugs and icecream.
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Try rolling.
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>>22210290
...She saw it, didn't she.

Fuck.
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>>22210238
>>22210261
>>22210263
>>22210290

If it's not Sanyan, then whoever is still b'awwwwing. They need hugs too.
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HUGS FIX EVERYTHING
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>Sanya

"Hey, Sanya," you call out gently. "Been looking for you, kiddo."

"Keep looking," somebody sniffles in return.

You blink, then turn on your flashlight. Yoshika turns her head just enough to regard you with one tear-starred eye, then turns her face back to the cold stone battlements.

"... Yoshika, what...?"

"Nothing."

"I don't know much about women-" a stifled snort sounds from below, and you kick your heel at it reflexively - "-but every man knows that 'nothing' always means 'a whole shitload of something."

"I don't feel like talking about it," Yoshika murmurs.

You sigh, feeling defeated. You've already had chats with Yoshika before, helped her along and such, but you can only slay so many demons at at time, and the bastards heal quick. In silence, you walk across the roof to kneel next to the girl, placing a hand on her shoulder. She doesn't react, but she doesn't object, either.

"You don't always have to talk," you say softly, squeezing her shoulder. Yoshika's face rises from her knees, turning to face you, tears glistening in the moonlight-

"HEY!" Robin shouts as she fairly bounces up the recessed stairwell and over to you. "WHAT'S UP? Whodat? Yoshika!?"

Yoshika looks at her.

"Hey, Yoshi~" Robin says, waving.

And Yoshika bursts into tears.
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>>22210312
Ten bucks on Eila
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>>22210312
It's No'op. Don't ask me how.
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>>22210327
>Head smack
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>nobody guessed Yoshika
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>>22210327
>Wat do?
>Pass the buck to Robin?
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>>22210327
"Robin? What did you do?"
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>>22210350

Nuuuuuuuuuuu.

Robin's the PROBLEM. She's the new girl, and she can shoot, and has an awesome brother, and does firey stuff with her magic.
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>>22210327
"TACT Robin, TACT!"
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>>22210327
ignore robin
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>>22210327

Give Robin "SHUT THE FUCK UP" look then administer HUGS to Yoshika
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>>22210327
"...Robin, is there something I should know about?"
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>>22210347

>de lelbron
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>>22210369

This This This
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>>22210347
Of course not as last we saw her, she was confidently trolling Minna with hellcow.

I'm starting to think we were lied to when PF said he would resolve the Sanya thing tonight.
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>>22210327
>Robin, what did you do?
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>>22210350
A hard choice. We still need to find Sanya.
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>>22210327
"God damn it, one way or another some child soldier is cheering the fuck up tonight."
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>>22210327

Give Robin THE LOOK then motion for her to leave.
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>>22210350
"Oh jesus fuck if this is because she can shoot stuff I swear to god I am going to stab myself in the liver and make you heal it again."
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Fuck this.

Gather ALL the little sisters.

SUMMON THE PILLOW FORT.

AND ICECREAM.
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>>22210381
And where did Minna go? This may require DOUBLE HUGS
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>>22210398

Bro, I'm trying to enjoy this ELITE quest.
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>>22210350

This >>22210369 then, after she's calmed down, enlist Yoshika's help looking for Sanyan.
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>>22210413
Right on, so am I.

>>22210350

Administer hugs to Yoshika, and sigh.

"You're sad because she just showed up and is already 'better' than you are, aren't you."
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>>22210350
FUCK passing the buck. We big brother now. Administer hugs. If she doesn't want to talk, we've got a shoulder that's at least decent for crying on.
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"Robin!" you exclaim with instantly formulated indignation. "What did you do!?"

"Nothing!" she objects. "It's all YOU, you big lout!" She swipes at you, forcing you to duck.

"HEY!" you snap. "No horsing around near the tower edge!"

"Says the moron who JUMPED OFF IT!" Robin retorts, poking you in the chest.

You open your mouth, but nothing comes out.

"Ha~" Robin says primly, smug in her victory. She turns back to Yoshika-

"HA!" you shout, grabbing her 'round her middle when her back is to you. She squeals and squirms, but you've got a good latch on her. "SPINNY TIME!"

"NUUUUUUU~" she objects, giggling madly as she pounds and pries at your arms to no avail. You start spinning as fast as possible, Robin's heels flying out a little. "I HAAAATE THIIIIIIS-"

"I KNOOOOOOW-" you say, but you both know she hasn't since she was eight. But it's the thing to say.

Just as you're winding down, a sniffle interrupts you. You and Robin both glance at Yoshika, who has turned to watch you both, a look of open longing plain on her face.

You and Robin freeze, shocked.

Then you both reach out and SEIZE her.
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>>22210392
this. Also remember that Yoshika rode to our rescue, so Sanya's not the only one to whom we owe big brother attitude
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>>22210519
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>>22210519
>Then you both reach out and SEIZE her.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
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>>22210519
yoshi has no rape whistle. This ends badly
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>>22210519
SUPER FUN HAPPY TIME
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>>22210519
She hasn't seen her father since he went bonkers in his missives to Tesla, her mother's MIA, and her grandmother's off risking her life in fire-scorched Tokyo. Poor thing just doesn't have a family.

We can only help so much with that.
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>>22210551

Then MC Young becomes Yoshika's new adopted BIG BROTHER
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>>22210540
>YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
any big sibling knows this manuever
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>>22210519
Maybe...maybe I shouldn't run that incest CYOA tonight after all...
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>>22210551
Honorary little sister?
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>>22210564
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>>22210564
TOO LATE. YOU'RE COMMITTED
>>22210563
Yeah. Too bad my "little" brother was bigger than me when he was fourteen.
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>>22210564
Don't you date pussy out on us!
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>Yoshika has been one of the honorary little sisters for most of the quest
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>>22210564

YOU'RE COMMITED
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>>22210564
No Kotters! You must! You will have come full circle!
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>>22210572
>>22210573
...But this is so pure and loving!
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>>22210599
Then don't do it if it offends you. No one can hold you to bear on something like that.
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>>22210599
No. You made a promise to us.
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"HUG TIME!" Robin squeals, sucking Yoshika into a big three-way group hug. Yoshika snifflesqueals (something you'd never have thought possible before meeting Japanese girls) and wiggles a little bit in obligatory objection before surrendering to the hug. You three stand there for a bit, happy to have company on the cold, windswept tower-top.

"What'syer trouble, bubble?" Robin asks, squeezing Yoshika 'round the shoulders. Yoshika bites her lip, glances up at you guiltily, and looks down, blushing a bit.

"What, it's about my brother?" Robin asks, confused. She rubs her head, honestly confused. "What'd he do?"

"He- he didn't-" Yoshika says, shaking her head and staring at her feet, hugging herself.

"Coooome oooooon," Robin moans impatiently, rocking Yoshika back and forth. "Gimme gimme gimme."

Yoshika shakes her head sharply, her blush deepening.

A terrible, terrible possibility enters your head

>wat say
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>>22210630
OH FUCK I KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON
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>>22210630

I accept.
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>>22210630
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>>22210630

...Crush?
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>>22210630
...well, that thinking with our dick is about to come right back to bite us if we can't think of anything.
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>>22210630

Uuuuuh... don't make any babies you two. BYE!
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>>22210630
Ah, fuck, does surrogate li'l sis #...2 or 3, I really can't remember- have a crush on us? That's both adorable and awkward. Either that, or we're MC Gnome Young and we forgot to do something we said we'd do.
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>>22210630
Listen kid, I know what your thinking. Sure you touched me in a sexual way, but in my culture that isn't a proper wedding ceremony.
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>>22210630
Oh fuck, don't tell me this is what I think it is
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>>22210630

You two be good now.
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>>22210630
Leap off the tower.
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>>22210665
Oh, what say.
"I didn't what, Meeyafoogee? Did I goof?"
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>>22210630
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>>22210667
oh god dammit
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>>22210630
"Wait, are you upset that I didn't say you were my fiance?"
>image because it's obvious
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>>22210630
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>>22210630
...We fucked Waltrud while she and Lynette were watching.

Do the unexpected. Man up and accept it IF she says it first.

If not, ask Robin what exactly she did with Waltrud after the incident on the beach.
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>>22210630
>"where is my parachute?!"
but in all seriousness we need to at least somewhat address this
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>>22210630

YOU LOST ME
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>>22210630
"Miyafuji Yoshika, you saved my liver. I will forever be in your debt.
But Sanya's kind of broken at the moment and I came up here looking for her so if you don't spill I'm gonna go."
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>>22210630

I...will be going. I hope you feel better.
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>>22210630

"Is this about when I did Waltrud under the kitchen table in front of you and Lynne?"

(Wait for Robin's double-take)
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DRINKINGFAG HERE

CAN NO LONGER FEEL MY FACE

ARE YOU HAPPY YOU ASSHLES
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>>22210630
"...Hell, I'VE got a crush on me"
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>>22210708
"Did... did you want to join us?"
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>>22210712
You're still alive? I thought you'd have died a while ago.
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>>22210697
Haha I think I posted the image that goes with your post.
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>>22210630
"...did you want me to go? Girl talk and all that?"
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Welp, it's not like we don't deserve every bit of this. Man up, apologize, and move on. Hopefully Yoshika will forgive us.
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No can do Yoshika. I don't want to go to prison.
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>>22210722
Bitch, I'm scots-irish.

fucking captcha when drunk
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>>22210759
drunk captcha is a fucking challenge
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Wait, what is she sad about?
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>>22210712
hahaha. you dun it now
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>>22210768
She wants the dick. I think.
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>>22210768
Possibly because we boned Waltrud Cupcakeski on the kitchen table right in front of her.
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>>22210768
Her dead father most likely.
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>>22210779
Addendum: We heard a slap after that. She may have tried to follow suit and make a move on Lynette or vice versa.
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>>22210771
just glad i knew better than to pick a hard drink
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>>22210779
WRONG!


...It was UNDER the kitchen table
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>>22210778
>>22210779
>>22210781
That's not very helpful.
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Merry christmas to all you faggots.
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>>22210790
Yoshika tried to hold hands with Lynne.
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>>22210779

with Lynne watching also.
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>>22210809
B&B&B&B&B&B&B&
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>>22210800
Sparkles got issues.
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Fuck, not only is she crying, but we have no idea why. WHY MUST WE BE SO DUMB?
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>>22210809
Thats disgusting
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>>22210833
Because PILOT
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>>22210833

Because MC YOUNG
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Speaking of lynette, when was the last time she showed up in the quest?
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>>22210833
WE ARE NOT JUST DUMB!
We are YOUNG
We are MALE
We are AMERICAN
We are PILOT
This is why we are QUADRUPLE STUPID.
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You fight the obvious conclusion, but it pours into your mind, unbidden.

You and Waltrude, locking lips as you crawl onto the wide kitchen table, Yoshika and Lynette watching...

... that sharp gasp from Lynette... the sound of a sharp slap... you were, uh, engaged defensive at the time, so you never paid it much attention.

Never paid Yoshika OR Lynette much attention after that, in fact.

And Robin! How could Robin possibly-

You recoil from the girls, clutching at your head. "You - you - you don't - oh - no. No, no no no *no*," you stammer, trying desperately to deny the truth, the stark, cold truth that stalks the halls of Castle Barin, where NOPANTS is law, and all things sexual can only be warped and defiled.

The girls stare at you, completely baffled - and then they burst into riotous laughter. Yoshika slumps against Robin, who supports them both as they slowly sink to the floor. Yoshika is holding her face helplessly as she wails with laughter, her head cradled in Robin's lap as she leans over her, wheezing for air as the laughter rocks her.
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>>22210857
NOW we leap off the tower.
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>>22210856

Oh Conrad, how I miss writing thee!
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>>22210857
... well played.
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>>22210857
...Well played.
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>>22210857
>Mission Accomplished
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>>22210801
merry christmas to you too. It's almost sad that I can't think of many better ways to spend it than SWQ and listening to GuP's Katyusha rendition on repeat
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>>22210857
Well now I'm even more confused but at least Meeyafoogee is laughing.
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>>22210857
"Your... stupid... FACE-" Robin manages to wheeze, and that sets them off again. Eventually, they calm down, and Yoshika tries to rise - but Robin plants a hand on her temple and gently presses Yoshika's head back into her lap.

"Your face," Robin fills in, "was really funny." She wipes away a few tears of mirth. "Because we were just talking the other day, about how we're the only... like..."

"Non-lewd," Yoshika giggles.

"Not-lewd girls here, and how... with all the ones that've ambushed you recently - how we could probably give you a heart attack if we-"

"OH," you groan, crossing your arms with indignation. "Oh. Well thank you, thank you very much, girls, I really needed that from you. Thank you. Plotting your own big brother's demise, so sweet-"

Yoshika covers her face and scrunches up, knees to belly.

>coaxing approach
>scientific approach
>tickling approach
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>>22210863
BRING HIM BACK

>"There's even been reports of combat in Alaska. They're sortieing over Nome--"
>Conrad walks out of a meat locker and punches us in the face
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>coaxing approach

Good news; we've cheered her up.
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>>22210890
Shit, we're outnumbered. And we still have a job to do. Uh...
>tower-leaping approach
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>>22210890
Fuck it, we've been sensible already today.
COAXING APPROACH.
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>>22210890
>"Non-lewd,"
Fapfiction dude, you're on call.

>tickle them
>then tell them Sanya really is upset and could we find her please before plot martians happen?
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>>22210890
SCREW THIS! Sanya is still in need of hugs!
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>>22210879

I should feel bad about baiting people into conclusions like that, but no matter how many times I kick anime tropes in the nuts, people still go for them.

I should feel bad.
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>>22210890
>SNAPROLLS approach

Which is scientific approach WITH SWINGING AROUND
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>>22210912
Why would you ever feel bad. Ya dun good, planefag. 10/10, would be trolled again.
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>>22210912
its no fun if we dont go for them.
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>>22210890

TICKLEEEES
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>>22210890
Coaxing, followed by science with tickling as back up
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>>22210890
>coaxing approach
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>>22210890
"Non-lewd? Robin, I've seen your new uniform."
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>>22210890
>coaxing
then perhaps we could coax them into finding and cheering up Sanya with us. It could finally be little sister happy time, except without the pillowfort because PF hates the very thought
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>>22210912
Eh, don't feel bad. And to be fair, you play the anime tropes straight most of the time so it's difficult to tell when you're joking.
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>>22210925
>>22210925

Operative word, "should."
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>>22210890
>tickling approach
>>22210902
And do this, too.
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>>22210890
>>tickling approach
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>>22210912
of course they'd go for tropes, I mean they went for Minna. /tg/ is as stupid and trope loving as /a/,
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>>22210890
>TICKLING APPROACH

Until she's red in the face. The Great Tickle-Wars have begun.
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>>22210905
Into the wild blue yonder
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>>22210911
If Minna is smart, she'll have used her tracking powers to find and comfort Sanya. Still, we should try and find her.
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>>22210890

[X] coaxing approach

Then draft Yoshika into FINDING SANYA!! Adorable Cossack is CRYING too!
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>>22210905
We lack the parachute...
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>>22210958
Trudefag spotted.
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>>22209380
After MGNQ ends
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>>22210999
Not really I dislike how /tg/ mindlessly went for what appeared to be a tsundere. (Hating the guy's guts at first is what modern tsunderes do_

Shirely's the better redhead anyways
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>>22211017
Oh god, not this again...
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>>22211017
you don't wanna be banging the sister of one of the only strongholds of pants in the quasi-literal no man's land of the pantsless
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>>22210946
I'd be mad, but that was brilliant.

It's too bad though, I have to get to bed. I guess I'll have to check the updated archives for whatever resolution takes place. :/
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>>22211017
your waifu is bad and you should feel bad
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inb4 NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST

I need to sleep, dammit.
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>>22211046
But she's not Perrine.

>>22211042
>Resolution
>Planefag writing
>/tg/ voting

Now I'll be off to die of laughter.
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>>22211054
don't take this from me. I finally have 2 days off in a row!
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>>22211046
>Shirley
>Bad

Do you even hambagah?
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>>22210890
"My name is Maximus Pilotous Bouncidius, Lieutenant of the Army Air Corps, wingman of the 501st. Loyal nightfighter of the true General, Hap Motherfucking Arnold. Pilot of a Black Widow, brother of a deceitful witch. And I will have my vengeance, in this thread or the next..."
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>>22211121
Fucking yes.
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>>22211046
>shirley
>bad
get out
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>>22211121
Slap some aviators on that and it could be Young after a few days without shave.
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>>22211046
>Shirley
>bad
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>>22211143
>Russel Crowe as Young

oh dear lord in heaven please no
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>>22211121
>boyfriend to a widow, father to a gnome
>conrad steps out and punches us
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You run through your meager knowledge of Japanese females and the strange language they employ. With almost a week of rubbing shoulders with Mio and Yoshika, you feel you've developed a pretty broad, though sparse, command of the language. You decide to exploit their involuntary nonverbal auditory reactions first.

You clear your throat.

"Robin?"

A small murmur.

"Lynette?"

Another murmur.

"... BROTHER!?"

A sniffle and a reflexive flinch. You snap your fingers, pleased... until you realize that really doesn't help. The process of elimination only works with bad pilots and romantic competitors, not with sad little girls.

You sigh. "Pleeeease tell us?" you try, making your most adorable face. Yoshika opens one eye to peek at you through her fingers. "Pleeeeaaaaase? Uguuu~" you try, pouting a little.

Yoshika closes her eye.

There's only one more thing you know about the Japanese that you haven't tried yet. "I... have failed my wingman," you say miserably. You turn towards the battlements, and let a deep and sorrowful sigh escape you. You walk towards the battlements, resigned. "A shamefur dispray!" you exclaim. "I... I will take responsibility." Mio always laughs when somebody says that line; and more then you'd expect from just the mere fact of somebody using the phrase against you without ironic implication, so you figure it must mean something to Japanese people.

From inside your shirt, you produce the symbol of your creed, and slowly wrap it around your head, knotting it. Your reflective safety belt shines brilliantly in the moonlight as you step onto the battlements, wrapping your hands around the steel safety railing, now only as high as your waist.

"SOOOODOOOOKUUUUUUUU!" you declare, and tilt your upper body forward.

"I WISH I WAS YOUR SISTER!" Yoshika screams.

>watsay
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>>22211154
Only when channeling maximum murderface.
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>>22211168
"...You are, numbnuts. Get over here."
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>>22211168

Good!

Very good indeed.
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>>22211168
>wrong macro
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>>22211168
...Should I use this?
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>>22211168
"You mean I haven't been treating you like a little sister all this time? Where've you been?"
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>>22211168
That's it?

"You are"
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>>22211168
Jump and yell "I wish I was your brother!"
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"I see you as a little sister as it is and if you want it so badly I'll adopt you as an extra sister!"
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>>22211168
"Okay."
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>>22211198
Perfect.
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>>22211168
>"I... have failed my wingman,"
>"I... I will take responsibility."
>"SOOOODOOOOKUUUUUUUU!"

oh god I'm laughing so hard

Just tell her that she might as well be/she already is
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>>22211168

>Not using Actual SHAMFUR DISPRAY

You disappoint me, planefag
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Adopt Yoshika as our honorary little sister. Robin can officiate.

"Do you, MC Young, take this underdeveloped loli to be your little sister?"

"I do."
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>>22211168
"I've thought of you as one since you first saved my life, consider your wish granted."

In a straightforward non-mushy manner
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>>22211168
"Shit, is that all? Here I thought I'd fucked up. Meeafoogee, I see you and Sanya are just as much sisters to me as Robin here. ...Minus the blood ties. Speaking of, we should find the Cossack."
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>>22211168
"Okay, you are. Robin, you've got a little sister now too. That cool?"
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>>22211238
this
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>>22211168
"good i've been looking trade up the one i have"

"You heard the girl Robin, its time for you to leave."
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>>22211168
"Well then congratulations, I hereby promote you to the rank of 'Second Little Sister'. You can discuss your duties with your direct superior there.
For now, I have a broken Russian night witch to fix. Report to me at oh-six-hundred tomorrow morning for revenge ops on a hungover lesbian hussy."
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>>22211168
"Okay. Let's do it."
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>>22211168
IMOTOU GET
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>>22211168
"You are my sister, just like Robin and Sanya. Except Robin is a dumbface who has to wear a helmet to keep from denting her skull."
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>>22211168
Wow, I called this back when we found her.
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>>22211168

THIS!!! >>22211257
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>>22211257

Who's the lesbian hussy?
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>>22211257
this is a baaad idea we tried to out do here....it failed
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You hop off the battlements and turn back to the girls. Yoshika's torn free of Robin and is huddled against the battlements again, face turned to the stone.

"Ooooh..." Robin says, revelation lighting her features. "He went all big brother on you, didn't he?"

You scowl at her. "How do you-"

"Because you're a HOOOOOOOOGE sucker," Robin says, making a HOOOOG hoop with her arms, "for a sad girl. I got you to do so much shit with that."

"Like hell you-"

"Remember that kite-"

"That was MY kite!"

"That you gave to me because I-"

"Because I didn't have time to fly it that day!"

"So you still would've beaten Miss Crighton's bulldog off with a brick just to-"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-" you snarl, your veins popping out of your forehead.

Robin just cocks her head, the corners of her mouth drooping a little as sorrow pools in her eyes, liquid and deep.

"-ffffine," you mutter, vanquished.
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>>22211290
Cupcakeski.
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>>22211193
...Yes.
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>>22211301
Fine! NOW! COSSACK! ADORABLE ONE! WHERE FIND!
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>>22211193
Yes, MC Young and Robin can show her exactly how he treats his Sisters, if you know what I mean.
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>>22211325
Ask Yoshika where Minna went, then use Minna as a bloodhound to find Sanya.
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>>22211301
Hot damn. Fighting a bulldog with a brick? Young was a badass kid.
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Thank you planefag for being here with us this christmas
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>>22211290
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>>22211363
>Dat picture
I wouldn't mind gently lovingly stuff her stocking.
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>>22211365
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>>22211301
Mein Gott, we are big suckers aren't we?
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>>22211403
MC gets played like a fiddle every day.
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>>22211407
I prefer to think of it as having a soft spot for little sisters. The other stuff is us getting played though
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>>22211403
planefag knows /tg/ well.
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>>22211363
I'd sweep her chimney, if you know what I mean.
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>>22211378
I've got more christmas witches too might as well post them.
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>>22211407
Well, at least that's going to make Minna happy.
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>>22211444
Do you have Perrine?
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"SOOOOoooooo~" Robin says, swooping around to face Yoshika again, "when his ACTUAL sister shows up... I monopolize him. And we talk and have fun and you like me and I like you and you feel all guilty for wishing you could take my place?"

Yoshika turns herself around, placing her back against the battlements, hugging her legs to herself. She looks up just enough to look you both in the eyes, and gives you a very small nod.

"Well ya silly, we BOTH-"

"It's not just that," Yoshika says, wiping at her eyes. "It's... its everything."

Robin opens her mouth, but you companionably clap your hand on her shoulder to quell her.

Yoshika wipes at her eyes with the back of one hand, not looking directly at either of you. "It was Major Sakamoto who recruited me... believed in me. Convinced me I was needed, my ability was vital to the war effort. When I got here, I met Lynette, and we became friends... and then Sanya. We even have the same birthday, did you know?" Yoshika smiles sadly into space. "There were... problems, but - but-"

"When DID you muster in?" you ask Yoshika. "No, wait - when did you first reach Castle Barin?"

"Five months ago," she says.

Five months. Five months ago, you reached England, newly-minted and terribly green pilot of the 442nd Night Fighter squadron, and you'd arrived just as the World War had hit a stalemate. The little green men had been thrashed in the 'States, but retreated to impenetrable hives in the South-West. They'd been defeated on the very cusp of total victory in Africa, but their lines around the Pass were seemingly graven in stone. A long siege had begun, with almost clockwork attacks, typically one significant raid or rocket attack a week, not counting that fucker Washing Machine Charlie and his nightly gift packages.

"And then it all changed," you say. Yoshika nods.
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>>22211444
You know, riddle me this. Why did they make Lucchini and Yeager pals? Was it something in the national relations before Italy's change of heart (and then second change of heart)? Or is it just lol Japan and big titties/no titties?
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>>22211444
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>>22211474
Why are russia and finland a couple?

I don't try to understand japs.
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>>22211472
time for seriousness?
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>>22211474
Dunno, sometimes friendships extend beyond any sort of nationality sense. I mean look at Elia and Sanya, their countries in our timeline are mortal enemies.

But on the topic, we should tell her how green we were at the time and pointing out Robin is not a normal case.
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>>22211471
Meant to quote you in >>22211509 too.

At least i have a second one.
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>>22211509
moar please
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>>22211523
Do NOT do this. You do, she's going to compare her growth with ours and sink further into her rut.
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"I show up, and everything goes to hell," you continue. "And pretty soon Mio's got all her attention on Sean... and-"

"-and Lynette has her sisters," Yoshika murmurs, sounding pitiful. "They upset her, but... family DOES upset you. It's a good upset." You and Robin exchange bashful glances, suddenly conscious of your brother-sister kibitzing in front of Yoshika. "She's got two of her sisters on the island now and she's just thrilled... and she should be! And Perrine was always a snot to me, and got nowhere with the Major because of it, but-"

"Ian," you say. Yoshika's face burns and she scowls at her knees. "Ian comes along and they fight like psychopaths and Perrine wins him over anyways."

"What about Sanya?" Robin asks. "She's a sweetheart and far from home; she still-"

"Yeah," Yoshika says bitterly. "Little snowflake Sanya." The bile in her voice makes you take a mental step backwards.
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>>22211545
Yoshika is no longer little sister.
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>>22211474
(in canon, it's explained that Luuchini is clinging to Shirley as a surrogate mother figure, which Shirley doesn't mind. Because "it's very hard to be separated from your mother at the age of twelve."
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>>22211545
oh fuck me, we're about to get caught up in little sister wars aren't we
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>>22211558
This makes her breast obsession terrifying, you realize.

>>22211556
She's a kid and she's hurting, particularly with us having basically come in and accidentally taken away her protagonist-friendship-with-everyone. Whether she wants to or not, she's basically in competition with Sanya.
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>>22211545
Someone needs a forehead flicking.
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>>22211545

"Wait, what? Yoshika, did you and Sanya have a fight about something?"
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>>22211530
I'll post everything i find.
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>>22211545
She jelly.
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>>22211577
>This makes her breast obsession terrifying, you realize.
oh god...
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Oh, she's mad
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some official art now
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Aww we hit image cap.
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>>22211605
more like "paging Dr. Freud"
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>>22211612
Oh seems like i can't post it due to image cap.
Will continue if there is a new thread.
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>>22211620

THE MAN WAS A HACK
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>>22211627
>1 AM EST
>new thread
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>>22211630
>Christmas Day
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>>22211627
You can make a thread in Tofusaur as that could use a christmas witches thread.

>>22211629
Maybe so but he was the one who liked to equate men liking breasts with mother issues.
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>>22211545
oh my god
we are the mary sue that stole her show
(also this is interesting, if you were more insane I'd expect a bad end from Yoshika stabbing us.
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>>22211605
Well you know Italians and their love for their mothers.

Also you know how anime girls will grab another girls chest from behind.

... My mom has done that to my sister several times. talk about awkward boners.
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>>22211650
Gary Stu, Young is male after all.

Excellent point however.
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"Cute little Sanya, so far from home, missing her daddy. Because she's got a daddy to MISS," Yoshika hisses. "A famous daddy, too. Everybody loved her before I ever knew her."

Queasiness roils in your gut as you remember she's right. Her father was world-famous long before the War and little Sanya was a bit of a media darling even before she was known as a Witch, sometimes sitting next to her father on his pianist's bench to turn the pages of the sheet music for him, utterly adorable at the age of six. "All these people on the island, now... the cameras follow her like lonely puppies," Yoshika sobs. "She looks sad and entire rooms sway on their feet!"

And they do, too.

"And she's *shy,*" Yoshika says, twisting the knife in her own gut. "So shy and sweet you can't help but love her, or feel sorry for her, which is why everyone goes looking for HER, first-" she flicks her eyes at you, her gaze thudding into your chest like a rubber mallet "-instead of me. Because I'm always so brave and I try my best. And I've got such powerful magic, and my daddy was Dr. Miyafuji, who designed Strikers *just* for me, if I complain I'm a spoiled little *bitch-*"

Yoshika slams her forehead into her knees violently, tears springing to her eyes again.

"AND I AM! I AM! LISTEN TO ME, I AM! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE HAPPY!"
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>>22211665
Oh shit... we were too fooled by her strong front....

by the way Planefag, do you even have any intention of putting a spin on the biggest mystery of SW: How did Dr. Miyafuji die and why?
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>>22211665
Yoshika Gundam won't be invented for another few decades but if you don't buck up and cheer up right now I'm going to retroactively invent the Bright Slap
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>>22211665
YOSHIKA! CLENCH THOSE TEETH!
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>>22211545
>Bile in yoshikas voice

Way to stray off character. I know you didn't like the movie with her sueism planefag but no reason to take it out on our kawaii imouto Yoshi. She just wants to mamoru the mammaries.
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>>22211665
I don't care that there's no wat do. Hugs, followed by "Wait a second, I heard Sanya start crying. Last I saw of you, you were riding a demonic Martian cow thingy and carrying Minna to her... say, what DID you do with Minna?"
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>>22211692
You must be new here, etc

No really we've established that most canon characterization can take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
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>>22211683
>>22211687
>smacking Yoshika
I know we're in serious DAMAGE CONTROL mode right now, but come on, that's a bit low
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>>22211665
That's nice. But we need to find Sanya. Do you know where she is, or not?
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>>22211692
If we weren't at image cap I'd post the "MC in SWQ" cap
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>>22211705
Not without fixing this problem that we've apparently let fester for way too long, fucktward the skullfucked.
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>>22211665
>which is why everyone goes looking for HER, first
Haha no, it's because when she's upset she makes sure people know about it. Miyafuji bottles it up until she can't take it anymore and then she takes it out on herself. It's not healthy.

So we spin her around until she admits she wants to be happy and then find Hellcow+Sanya to troll dear old dad some more.
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>>22211654
>awkward boners

Tell me more.
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>>22211612

Please post on Tofusaur! (tofusaur.us. I love the drawfags and their art, I really, really wish I had enough artistic talent to do that kind of thing, but alas.)

>>22211556
And you. Yes, you, the one meeting every update with "WELL THAT'S NICE BUT LETS GO FIND SANYA BECAUSE SHE'S SAD," even as Yoshika pours her heart out in front of us.

I had Yoshika's issues - including everyone's Sanya Obession - laid out before the thread even began, so it was absolutely hilarious watching you dig yourself deeper and deeper each post, knowing what was coming.

... jeeeeerk! Bet you feel bad NOW, dontcha!?
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>>22211704
>not being Best Aniki for Yoshika
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>>22211692
>way to stray off character

I don't know if you've noticed, but a 14 year old girl is currently bawling about how everyone fucking ignores her and her problems. I think some jealousy at the one everyone flocks to is warranted.
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>>22211665
we need to get this girl some icecream, stat
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>Drinkingfag is dead
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>>22211665
>>22211683
oh my god she IS a robot anime main character.

And yeah, you do have the right to complain, because you lost your father. Loosing your family sucks, even if your parents are amazing. We need to tell her she is right to complain, I mean fuck, everyone has the right to complain about something.

>>22211692
the strongest people break man, I mean IRL we had the commander of seal team 4, literally badass aces commit suicide.

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/americas/united-states/121224/navy-seal-team-4-comma
nders-death-investigated

so yeah, if this man would do it, in a way, what hope is there for a young girl, even a war hardened one? damn good job on the characterization.
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>>22211665

Stop Yoshika from hurting herself and give HUGS!

"You're not spoiled, Yoshika. You're just a lonesome girl far from home who's seen more death and fighting than any other girl your age without sparkles has. You're so good at putting up a brave front that everyone missed how lonely you're feeling....even I did. But you're not alone, Yoshika."
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>>22211665
>Pick up Yoshika
>Return to the jeep with Robin
>Take Yoshika to Awesome Party
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>>22211731
Underhanded move, having a girl react strongly and another one hide it so very well....
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>>22211683
>>22211687
>>22211704
Perhaps applying swift a flick to the forehead? Followed by encouragement, of course.
Less awesome, but should suit our needs while not seeming like a total prick.
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>>22211731
Beautiful move planefag, this is why I follow you.
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>>22211772
If you were the guy complaining about canon, it's actually pretty close to the mark.

Sanya's just more visibly sad. Yoshika is a typical animu special girl who doesn't want to be a burden or burden anyone with her problems, so she bottles. Don't tell me you don't know at least one person of each stripe personally.

Hell, planefag made her personality better. In the show it's just GUNS BAD BOOBS GOOD I AM BEST HEALER
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>>22211775
a flick is fine so long as the necessity is explained, but dropping the Bright smack on a 15 year old sparkly child soldier girl seems both unnecessary and kinda mean
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>>22211775
Did you just indirectly call Kamina a total prick?
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>>22211801
Thing is dealing with girls is different than dealing with guys, different emotional mindsets/etc.

If it was Chuck going all early MSG Amuro on us, I'd say bright slap away.
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>>22211731
>tofusaur.us
Yes Sir, Planefag sir. Your wish is my command.
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>>22211801
uh, that was sort of the point of his character, he was strong because he had to be for Simon, i mean did you not watch the show, it spells it out fairly clearly, hell, thats half the reason the lordgenome fight is the way it is, accepting responsibility and all that fun stuff.
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You stand there, mouth gaping like an idiot, completely baffled.

Robin, on the other hand, strides across the roof, kneels slowly next to the poor girl, and gently takes her chin in one hand. Tilting her face up, away from her knees, Robin tilts her chin till she can look her in the eyes.

Then she slaps her across the chops.

You ARE siblings, after all.

"A year ago, when he left for Basic, I would run away from home before two PM, weekdays," Robin says, seizing Yoshika's head in her hands and staring directly into her terrified eyes. "For months. Then I would meet him at the mailbox and take the mail from him by hand and open any government letters, because-" Robin swallows, takes a deep breath, and plows ahead like she always does- "because I had nightmares about mommy's face when she t-t-told me that.... when she told me." She expels her breath in a rush and fights down another. "I n-n-never t-told him," Robin stammers, blinking fast, "j-just like h-he never told m-m-me that he missed me. B-but you w-were there a-and that night, you did what I w-w-would have done and-" Robin wipes at her eyes with one sleeve - "you're our sister for that, for that, forever-" she dives into Yoshika, pulling her close, burying her face in her sailor fuku so you won't be able to hear her cry.
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>>22211731
>And you. Yes, you, the one meeting every update with
Uh, yeah. Hi.
That's some other guy.
And I'm pretty sure there's at least two other anons for which you're assuming the same.

I can't speak for the others but you're being kind of a dick with that post. We're chasing the most immediately accessible broken-little-sister-witch, just as we always do. Gloating over manipulating us into a following an obviously predictable course of action is... a little sad, actually.
I mean, you could use Lucchini in the same manner and we'd still drop whatever it was we were doing to try to help. Just maybe not with the same enthusiasm.
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>>22211665
Pick her up by her legs and shake her while telling her we won't stop until all this non MEEYAFOOJEEness is out of of her
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>>22211795
Nah i was the guy complaining about canon, and i was just joking about it. trying to poke planefag in the ribs since the last time i saw PF was in one of the movie threads on /a/.

I'm not very good at typing inane comments.
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>>22211840

GROUP-HUG TIME
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>>22211840
And Robin saves our ass by doing it for us.

Way to pass the buck!
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>>22211840
Time to awkwardly cough and look elsewhere.
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>>22211868
She can girltalk. Pilut lacks that skill.
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>>22211840

Hnnnnnnghhh
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>>22211840
Thank god theres someone smart enough to do stuff about this.
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>>22211840
Mandatory 3 group hugs needed! Get me number 2 stat!
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>>22211841
>I mean, you could use Lucchini in the same manner and we'd still drop whatever it was we were doing to try to help. Just maybe not with the same enthusiasm.

Just assuming that I'd find ditching a weeping, miserable, twelve year old who misses her mother more acceptable because I dislike the character a bit is really, really shallow.

... you god-damned double n'wah. Well played!
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Third-ing the group hug.

Then pick them BOTH up and spin them around. And then fall over in a pile of giggling.
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>>22211692
pretty sure he hasn't even seen the movie yet

also she's pretty capable of being angry
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You give them your back as they sob and embrace, griping the chilly steel safety rail and looking up at the wonderful stars. Out in the Channel, with the castle and the Island blacked out for air-raid safety... and the perpetual British overcast absent for a change, the stars are cold and vast and beautiful.

If only their children hadn't been so deadly.

The time for talk is over now, you know. You remember Minna's little lesson in the Mystery of the Male - if girls can think men the more complex gender, then perhaps it works the other way 'round. Perhaps girls handle this situation much like men do. When men are troubled and scared, they don't sit around and talk things over intellectually over tea'n'crumpets. They don't have pillowfights and paint their nails and have long, touching chats.

They get rip-roaring, chandelier-swinging DRUNK.

And from your own childhood with Robin, you know the exact female equivalent.

"ROBIN!" you cry. "What do you need!?"

"ICE CREAM!" she cries jubilantly. "We need to eat ourselves sick a-and roll over and go to sleep and wake up happy!"

A beat.

"... there isn't any, though," she says with real regret. One more luxury, stolen away by the War.
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http://tofusaur.us/res/4687.html#4690
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>>22211960

Isn't there a Carrier moored next to the island?
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>>22211840
d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>22211960
this shall not stand. There has to be ice cream somewhere...doesn't the navy have a few capital ships anchored nearby? Time for a raid
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>>22211975
YES. PILLOW FORT IS GO!
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>>22211960
We can find some. There are naval aviators around, and Paddy owes us.

Also still need to find Sanya eventually.
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>>22211975
One that we know has ice cream on it, yes.
>IT'SHAPPENING.jpg
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>>22211975

Ice Cream Raiders!
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>>22211960
THE OFFICERS MESS

IT WILL HAVE CREAMS OF ICE FOR CERTAIN

AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS THER IS ALWAYS CHOCOLATE

TIME FOR MORE WINE
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>>22211960
Since when has something like logic ever stopped us? Ice cream is required and dammit we're gonna find some!
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>>22211980
TOO THE SHIPS!
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>>22211975
Battleship, and YES!
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>>22211960
We can fit it into the Widow like we did the beer?
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>>22211994
>>22211998
>>22211960
Thus began the single most important operation in the war
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>>22211960
TO A CAPITAL SHIP!

WE STILL NEED COSSACK!
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>>22212035
Technically, we still owe Lynette ice cream for the awesome nose art.
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>>22212045
Then we must gather ALL the leetle seesters
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>>22212045
She can come too. We're gonna need some of our boys for this one, I think. Chuck will have to sub in for Sean, who will probably have trouble walking for a bit.
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>>22212053
And Minna
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>>22211960
we must get all the ice cream.

I wonder if there's anyone else who'd like to come, Perhaps lynne has some blueberries, Blueberries would add to the ice cream and she's yoshika's bosom buddy
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Wait... just stealing their icecream? What are we? small time?
Gentlemen, I propose that we enlist the aid of anyone with mechanical prowess, for tonight... we steal the icecream machine.
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>>22212053
>MC: CO
>Robin: XO/Rifle
>Meeafoogee: Medic
>Sanyan: Radio
>Lynne: Sniper
...it could work. And if all else fails, we have access to enough weaponized d'aww to take down all but the crustiest of swabbies
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>>22212062
That's assuming he won't try to hit on her; Lynette isn't exactly a little girl, with her being 0-1 years younger than his sister and "common bishop traits" that are never small.
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>>22212074
>stealing the whole ice cream machine

That's terrible!
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>>22212029
we certianly won't be able to land the widow on the carrier. it was nearly suicide when we had all the adrenaline in a nearly empty widow during day time when we tried it last.

Plus its a short walk or an even shorter jeep drive away.
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>>22212088
It's a battleship, not a carrier. We are certainly not landing a plane on it.
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>>22212074
I support this notion.

It will probably end horribly, but that's what makes it fun!
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>>22212095
How do you know? Have you tried to land a widow on a battleship?
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>>22212107
No, but I once landed the widow of a guy who was on a battleship.
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>>22212107
uh unless you are a helicopter or a V-22.. you are not landing on a battleship (unless its a battlecruiser, and those don't exist yet!)
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>>22211960

You stare into the dark, towards the Continent, the occupied shoreline of France, teeming with murderous aliens from a distant and terrifying place. Many dark nights you have spent like this, staring into the dark and foreboding abyss, across the cold and lethal Channel, either from your barracks or your airborne battle station. And through all those trials, all those cold, lonely nights huddled with your loyal crew, your blood brothers, one thing has tightened the bonds between you and your comrades; one thing has been the light in the darkness.

Alcohol.

You tighten your grip on the steel bars, infuriated. Alcohol has been mankinds loyal friend and ally through so many dark times that the art of its creation has never been lost - even in the darkest and most foreboding of times, man and alcohol will find a way to meet.

But your little sisters? And their ice cream?

It will not stand!
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>>22212113
That pun is bad and you should feel bad.
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>>22212125
The HMS Hood would have liked to have a word with you, but she's too busy being dead.
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>>22212125
HMS' Renown and Repulse, KM Scharnhorst and Gneisenau, and the Yavuz disagree with that statement.
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Movement catches your eye, and you look down. Just visible over the bulk of the castle, at the opposite edge of the island, tiny figures scurry to and fro, pinpoints of light marking their flashlights as they labor near a small supply dump filled with crates.

While you were cursing Barin's stupid runway the other day, Aussie Lassitude explained that the "runway" was only for emergency landings and special circumstances in Ye Olde Days of broomstick flight; and that it was primarily a long pier in Roman days; back when most boats had a draft shallow enough to access it, and loading cranes consisted of three sticks tied together in a clever fashion. But progress marched on, and eventually a much larger dock was installed at the islands rear; the dock that forklifts are now busily shlepping crates and crates of supplies up to as you watch.

You squint at the grey, ironfast bulk of the ship docked there, as little armies of ants scurry over her decks, moving endless trains of supplies and long, lethal-looking shells towards the hungry maws of her magazine hatches.

You squint at her bow, an idea germinating. The Limeys might put tea kettles in their tanks, but Americans have their own priorities. If it's American...

Afore long a jeep trundles up the path from the depot, her headlights playing over the bow. You smile wickedly at the imposing steel hide of the USS California as a resolve, a terrible, deep and assuredly drunken resolve builds in your chest.

"Actually, Robin... there IS."
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>>22212125
>Battlecrusier
>Not existing yet

Uh, what about The HMS Hood? How about the Scharnhorst? I'm pretty sure Battlecrusiers have been around since WW1
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>>22212153

Landing a floatplane in the water and having it winched aboard doesn't count, you know.
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Just a heads up, we're about to fall off the board.
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>>22212157
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>22212133
if we weren't at image limit, this would be the perfect time for that screencap from LoGH
>>22212151
>>22212153
think he meant those goofy Battlecarrier things the Japs tried to make in '44
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>>22212125
>don't exist yet

What the flying fuck are you talking about? Battlecruisers were around in WWI and before.
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>>22212153

Would the Duetschsland class pocket battleships count as battlecruisers too?
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>>22212170
I think they meant that they were battlecruisers
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NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: THE GREAT (ICE CREAM) RAID!

STRIKE WITCHES will resume FRIDAY, Dec. 28th, at 8:00 PM EST (-5 GMT.) BE THERE OR BE A VERY TIRED BRITFAG, SO SOLLY EUROPE TIMEZONES ARE A BITCH I UNDERSTAND
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>>22212171
Then we'll do this next time. Have the update anyway, though.

---

Against your better, divinely-inspired judgement, you have to ask: "Wait, why would you gut me for your broken heart?" Your face contorts in a sickened, but curious grimace as the words pass your lips. They're too far gone to take back, now. Out in the open. Exposed. All out there for Robin to see.

And she sees. She stops, her eyes widen, and the night air seems to become deathly still. You contemplate banging (STOP STOP STOP) the side of your head to try and clear out your ears as the silence overwhelms you.

And then she bolts away.

"Robin, wait-!" you yell, scrambling after her as she disappears into the darkness. "OW WHAT THE FUCK!" Your knee bangs into a crate as you trip over a hammer or some damned thing on the floor. You tumble pathetically on the ground, rolling to a stop right below a very, very bright light.

And then the engine revs.

[ ] ROBIN WAIT NO
[ ] HOLD X TO HIJACK VEHICLE
[ ] YOUR WRITEIN BETTER BE CAPS WORTHY
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>>22212188
And I don't know how close to falling off the board we really are, but I hastily archived just the same.
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>>22212188
Merry christmas PF. thanks!
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>>22212188
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thanks for the thread and the good christmas planefag.
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>>22212188
PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>22212204
>[ ] HOLD X TO HIJACK VEHICLE
Exciting
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