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I - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/19150253/
II - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19189280/
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IV - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19303155/
IV OT - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19310246/
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By now, you know the year, you know the time. You know that humans are gone and monsters are the newfangled hit, like it or not (you love it).

What you don't know; standing here in this arid wasteland, a radioactive blemish on this strange blue orb in space, is what the fuck made these ridges.

"You're sure there's nothing on the aerial photographs?" You ask Karin, one too many times.

"I'm sure!" She shouts now, clearly exasperated, "There's nothing there, just flat ground! Unless you're not where I think you are!"
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>>20780005
Woohoo, Generation A. Damn radiation suits mean we can't touch fluffy tail.

Also prepare for Sandworm vore. Start freezing the ground under us because it's going to be full of vore.
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>>20780005
IT'S VORE TIME!
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"Wait one, scaletail, I'll take a closer look." You ignore the ranting about the new pet name while moving in closer. It isn't until you're over a few of the mounds that you halt the bike and again kill the engine.

Peering as close as you possibly can, through the 4x scope atop your G3 rifle, you confirm it. Staring right down at the dirt which is not exactly in focus at such a close range, muzzle perhaps a millimeter from the dirt.

"Yep, definitely ridges."

The rest of your small, crazy band of wasteland wanderers don't appear quite as eager to get close to the elongated rises of sandy red earth. Instead, they hang back a good fifty meters from the first one, while you stand on top of the fourth one in.

Waving at them, you toss on a wide grin and shake your head. "What's that? Scared of a bit of dirt?" You chortle and shrug. Ahh scardycatgirls, the lot of them...

Puzzled, you pick up your left boot and gaze unsure at what just happened.

"Hey, so ridges are usually hollow, right?"

"No. No I don't think so." Karin starts, "In fact, I don't think a natural formed ri..."

You stop listening as you feel a slight, nearly undetectable vibration through the rubber of the boot. A small shaking that, even now, grows more and more violent.

"Earthquake?" You ask in as hopeful a tone as you're able.

"Sorry, but no." A voice replies, barely audible, from the hole your boot left.

[ ] Commence little girl screams

[ ] Attempt ice powers

[ ] This isn't where you parked your car

[ ] other?
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>>20780096
>[] Touch where we can only assume Fluffy Tail is currently at

then

>[]Commence little girl screams
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>mfw I got Artwizard more into /k/
Dear Tony Stark, today was a good day.
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>>20780096
>[ ] This isn't where you parked your car

Tonight is going to be a good night.
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>>20780005
Oh God we're on the death worm things. High tail towards the target area as quickly as possible. Are compasses working?
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>>20780096
>[x] other?
"Uh, hi?"
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>>20780096
>[ ] This isn't where you parked your car
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>>20780096
[ ] other?
I know exactly where this is going (I think). We latch on to this sandworm and ride it to our intended destination, while saying fuck the military cuz we Fremen now!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc_xGu-9Jyk
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Papa-N, Not cool. I totally have 2 test tomorrow and a shit ton of homework.
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>>20780096
[X] Attempt ice powers

Ice powers please save us now.
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Awww shit, son! Generation A all up in this motherfucker.
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"Hey guys, guys, hey." You nervously call out to your group, notable tension present in your quaking voice, "Guys I don't think this is where I parked my car."

"Erik I don't think that..." Tomoe, peering at you as though you've finally sprouted a third eye in your forehead, starts to reply.

"No, little kitsune, no. This is most certainly, assuredly, positively not where I exited my motorized vehicle with intent to return to it at a later time." You cut her off and, slooooowwwlllyyy now, start to tip-toe down the mound. Which is exceedingly difficult with a dirtbike in tow.

"Car?" That same voice that was beneath you, now directly at your back, "You brought a car?"

"I shouldn't turn around, should I?"

"Wouldn't." Bill says with simple eloquence.

Curiosity is a funny thing. Mankind might not have done all that stuff they did if they weren't curious. The Crow might not have stuck his junk in, purportedly, one of every kind of monster had he lacked some kind of innate curiosity. Curiosity sometimes, however, is not for the best.

"Hiya!" She beams down at you, her face at least ten feet above your own. At least you can be sure it's a she, it sounds like and looks like a she. A really flat she.

With a tail longer than you can see, extending into the tunnel you're quite sure she made.

"Hey so I take it you're a deathworm, right? That's uh, that's cool and all. I mean hey, worms are great so why not a deathworm, right?" You splutter, backing away as best you can without looking obvious.
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>>20780316
A DFC deathworm girl? Nice
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>>20780316
PLEASE DON'T EAT ME
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FUCK YEAH I LOVE YOU PAPA
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>>20780172
It was either now or I'd have to try to wedge it in this weekend and I kinda need a day to go get sloshed innawoods and shoot things.

In your mind, you digress you might not be 100% of the smooth operator that you'd intended.

Instead, you're desperately fingerfucking the bike as you search for the ignition. All the while sputtering and stuttering increasing amounts of gibberish as what you can only imagine is the deathworm approaches.

Your friends seem to be in relatively the same state of mind, and Tomoe already has her engine started.

"So uhh... What do you err... Like?" You fumble, still trying to start the bike so you can 360 the fuck out of here.

"Like?" The worm pauses, placing a hand to her lips, which are an even deeper red than her body. "Ice cream?"

As her eyes narrow, staring at you, your stomach turns into a knot.

"I've heard your kind taste like ice cream..."

1d20 to start the bike in time

>you know it won't happen
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rolled 7 = 7

Gogogogo
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Ever accidentally your outlet strip? First time, shame on my restless feet. Not much else you can do with bad vodka except mix it with red bull.
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rolled 5 = 5

>>20780722
You'd get a brain freeze lady. It wouldn't be good for you. I'd seriously advise against it, neither of us would be happy with the end results.
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>>20780722
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rolled 1 = 1

>>20780722
HA HA TIME FOR VORE

1d1 motherfuckers
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rolled 18 = 18

>>20780722
Rollan
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rolled 7 = 7

Clearly the snake would make it taste horrible
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rolled 2 = 2

>>20780722
time to go
>>20780808
you bastard
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rolled 7 = 7

>>20780722
Oh boy here we go. Nat1 imminent.
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rolled 6 = 6

>>20780821
No, you bastard.
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welp
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rolled 20 = 20

>>20780722
Welp.

>>20780821
Fritz, you git, he says he rolled a 1d1, and didn't even hide it with a noko.
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rolled 3 = 3

>>20780722
Yeah, actual d20 roll now. I just want to see some vore to get us off on the right foor.
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rolled 1 = 1

>>20780810
>>20780843
Let's go with one of these. Preferably the 20.

>Probably neither.
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>>20780860
dohohoho
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rolled 19 = 19

>>20780843
i realized that
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>>20780860
Welp. Shoulda turned off the dice.
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>>20780860
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>>20780860
Excellent, it's time for EVERYTHING
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rolled 20 = 20

>>20780871
OH GOD WHAT
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>>20780871
Jesus. What.
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rolled 20 = 20

>>20780871
I'd hit it
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rolled 18 = 18

>>20780891
>>20780877
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>20780871
Hit the decks folks, huehuehue/vore imbound!
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>>20780871
What have I done.
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>>20780871
So, anyone else find the value of colors interesting?

BECAUSE IT'S HUEHUEHUEHUE TIME!
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Well we have three 20s and a 1. We get bestest end + hue. I say we all win on this fine night.
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Fritz wasn't sure how he'd wound up in the woods, or even where said woods were. All he knew, at that moment, is that he was cold.

And it was getting dark.

Climbing to his feet, he takes a moment to brush away the leaves from his...

He realizes he isn't wearing a shirt. Instead, leaves and dirt are clinging to... He takes a whiff.

Hoppes #9?

"I don't get it." He frowns, blissfully unaware.
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He almost panics when a rustling behind him jars him back to the present. Whipping around to face it, he remembers he's quite unarmed.

Rather than some grotesque horror, keen on rending flesh from bone, it's...

"Kya!? Outta the way!" She shouts, trying to barrel past him. A strange girl with alien eyes, dressed only in rabbit ears, a plate carrier, and a t-back.

"I could get used to that." Fritz grins, watching as she continues to run past him.

"What are you doing? Run! She's coming!" The girl shouts back over her shoulder, before disappearing into the brush beyond.
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>>20780975
Don't worry Fritz, I don't get it either.
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rolled 14 = 14

>>20781036
i am intrigued and slightly aroused
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>>20781074
Me too. I think...
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"Who's coming?"

"That would be me, or rather, I will be. Quite soon, once I catch my little rabbit."

Turning toward the new voice, Fritz steps back in shock. His confusion only deepens when the horrible vertical smile is traced, slowly, by a wet tongue.

"Hoppes flavor, eh? Well I'll admit, I'm more of a balistol girl, buutttt...."

Fritz feels a chill run down his spine as she gets closer, that mouth of hers opening now, revealing large, white teeth. It starts off as strange and only then grows to be more horrifying as the mouth doesn't stop opening. Instead, growing further and further apart, it continues to expand.

Too late to realize it, he's grabbed by the feed lips and shoved, quite forcefully, into the action. With a startled cry, he kicks out against the receiver wall, but finds it quite resistant. He throws out his hands as the bolt lurches toward him, but the force of it is too much for him to stop. Despite his muffled cries, the extractor grabs his rim and shoves his casing into the chamber.

"I'm... I'm going to.... FIRE!" The strange girl screams in extract, though Fritz can barely understand it, still attempting to struggle.

The firing pin comes forward, slamming hard into his primer, which is forced to give in. Despite his best efforts, his powder ignites and he finds himself unable to hold out any longer. His round is ejected down her barrel.
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>>20781121
well now i have an erection
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>>20781121
What... What just happened?
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Why; on this strange planet that you suppose could still be called Earth, would the manafacturers of this bike make it so hard to find the ignition while staring down something roughly ten times or so your mass? Something that, it seems, has every intention of making you into a snack?

"Run, lads! Use the whimsy bimsy rollary flimsies!" Jack shouts, though neither you nor the others require that warning.

"Mmmm.... Ice-creeaammm~<3" The deathworm moves toward you, alarmingly fast for something of her size. At least, it seems, she wouldn't actually be able to ingest you. No, despite her size, the body atop the worm section is actually quite small. She's even a bit cu... Oh dragons of ice, you didn't see her SECOND mouth.

Pressing all of the buttons, you're somewhere between turning around and trying to back-peddle at the same time when the engine finally starts. Elation for a fraction of a brief nanomoment, before it stalls out again.

"Get out of here, I'll catch up!" You scream to your comrades, before, utilizing the only plan you can come up with, you lift the bike and turn toward the deathworm.

Controls in front of you now, it's quite easy to start the engine up.

"Wait, why the fuck didn't I just turn my body around?!"

But there's no time for thinking now, Erik. Now you just have to run.
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>>20781121
>>20781036
>>20780975
wut.jpg
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>>20781121
I came.
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>>20781269
Actually i think i did...
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>>20781143
Sako happened.

>>20781137
>>20781242
Go download Upotte (batch torrent on nyaa works), thank me later

The tires spin rapidly in the sand that now seems quite too dry and soft. You plead with the knobs to catch, that you'll buy them dinner somewhere nice if they will just....!

You have to clamp down hard just to hang on at the sudden onset of traction. Screaming like a banshee, the dirtbike careens forward unsteadily.

The deathwormgirl, quite surprised, doesn't manage to make a move to catch you before you rocket past her. Glancing over your shoulder almost results in you wiping out, remembering that you're still in the midst of all the tunnels. Tunnels that are giving out underneath you even as you attempt to climb over them.

Tunnels full, you find out now as they shriek in surprise, of yet more worms. There have to be dozens of them, maybe tens of dozens. The ridges of sand extend as far as you can see in the haze and the damn suit isn't making it any easier.

"Grah! My ice cream!" You hear a seething tantrum from behind and gas the bike harder. Getting any kind of distance seems nigh impossible. Every tunnel not full of another worm is one you more or less crash through. Either way, you aren't moving nearly fast enough.
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>>20781327
>Sako happened.
Oh, okay. I should watch more of that. And read the latest chapters, too, I think.
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>>20780108
I was just browsing there... It-It's not like I'll stay there or anything...
>>20781121
Also, the hell, it's 8am in the middle of the week? What are you doin-

Well, I did call my service rifle Jessika-

Damn you.
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>>20781327
move faster.
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>>20781143
Deliciousness just happened, Udz. Delicious Sako. Mmmmmmmm.
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>>20781327
Hm, I'll look into it. And In times like this, we just gotta go faster. Sanic faster. Plus maybe a few blindfire shots to behind will help a bit.
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Again and again you make it over just one more ridge. Telling yourself that's all there will be, just one more.

You hope your friends have gotten the fuck away from here with Mad Jack leading them. Though it would be best if it wasn't too far, because you don't fancy being out here all by your lonesome.

Not one bit.

"ICE... CREEEAAAMMM!!!" The deathworm is screaming ravenously now, and you can hear her crashing through the few ridges that you haven't. So close, too close.

"I'm not ice cream! I'm just ice!" You rant, spewing more and more nonsense as though it could possibly do you any good. For whatever reason, more of the worms have joined in pursuit.

Throttle on the dirtbike maxed, crashing through walls of sand, it would be impossible for you to even try to fire anything over your shoulder.

"Erik!? What's going on?! Erik?!?! ERRIIIKKKK!?!?!?!" Karin is screaming over the radio now. You must have accidentally tripped the switch on this mad ride.

[ ] Continue going flat out, these tunnels can't go on forever

[ ] Hard zig-zag. Maybe they can't keep up if you drive in a serpentine fashion

[ ] Break toward the swirling dust cloud at your 3 o'clock. It can't possibly be any worse than this
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>>20781419
>[ ] Continue going flat out, these tunnels can't go on forever

Zig-zag seems like it would slow us down more than it would help.
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>>20781419
Full throttle towards vore!
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None of these look good.

>[ ] Continue going flat out, these tunnels can't go on forever
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>>20781419
[ ] Break toward the swirling dust cloud at your 3 o'clock. It can't possibly be any worse than this
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>>20781419
[X] Continue going flat out, these tunnels can't go on forever

AVOID THE DUST CLOUD.
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>>20781355
Once you start, you can never stop. /k/ is a magical place.

It's 1:23am here and I haven't done a night thread in a while.

I am made out of jelly, I can't find anything remotely RK95 here in the states. Closest I can get is a Valmet RK62 and those are like $1.5k USD and up, and they just. aren't. the. same.

It's my dream to own all the Upottes, but thus far I only have G3 and M4 (s/a clones but close enough for me, I can't afford to feed f/a shit)
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>>20781419
[ ] Break toward the swirling dust cloud at your 3 o'clock. It can't possibly be any worse than this
Perhaps there are some more of those military dudes that are on watch. We can use em to distract the worms and make our getaway.
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>>20781419
Swirling dust cloud? Sounds like ADVENTURE!
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>>20781419
>[ ] Break toward the swirling dust cloud at your 3 o'clock. It can't possibly be any worse than this
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>>20781467
Also I'll be posting chapter 1 of Z&W rewrite Thursday or Friday most likely, thought you'd like to know.

Reminds me, still need voices? I probably wouldn't make a good Last, but I'd be willing to give it a try at least. Tomorrow, though, throat is destroyed from booze and cigs tonight
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>>20781419
>[ ] Continue going flat out, these tunnels can't go on forever
Swirling dust cloud sounds like a baaad idea.
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Your own mind is screaming at you now, which is in itself quite a bizarre feeling. It knows, you know, that you're going to have to do something.

You saw the swirling cloud in the distance just a few moments ago, at the crest of a particularly large tunnel. Though you're entirely unsure of what it is, some part of you rationalizes that it could be a sandstorm. Maybe worms don't like sandstorms? Fuck it, you don't know. You didn't even think they would know what ice-cream is.

Gunning it for as much as it's got, you push the bike to its limit and beyond. You're all kinds of amped up on adrenaline and terror, which has materialized into some kind of rock hard fear-boner the likes of which you've never experienced before nor care to ever again.

A cursory and brief glance over your left shoulder reveals that there are no less than ten worms in pursuit now. The closest of which nearly snags your rear tire, her claw-nailed fingers missing by perhaps only a foot.

Screaming a slurry of obscenities and ranting dialogue that makes absolutely no coherent sense, you crest the largest rise yet just in time to see the cloud looming above now.

For a moment, elation. You'll be able to escape inside of it, throw them off your trail.

The next second, panic.

It's a Hind.
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>>20781467
Well, rk64 is a really good gun, though. It doesn't have anything fancy in it, but the FDF still uses them. There are really only a few differences between rk62 and rk95 mechanically.

The magazine is a bit looser on the 62, it's easier and faster to fieldstrip and it's lighter.

Personally I think the 62 is a lot sturdier then the 95, but we did use them as clubs from time to time, so it ain't really a normal day to day use for a gun.
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>>20781589
Well fuck, let's pray that the death worms are more interesting than a random dude on a bike.
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>>20781589
As in, a helicopter? Or is there some monstergirl called a Hind, as well?
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>>20781589
I think it's time to test out how much liquid these suits can hold.
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>>20781589
A HIND-D?!
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Fuck! I has school and now I'm going to have this hanging over my head, begging me to read it and taunting me with its delicious heresy! It's going to be a long day...
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>>20781647
Ain't heresy no more. It's monstergirls now.

But not catgirls. It's never catgirls.
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>>20781589
I hope we're commandeering that. If not, Ivan is gonna be rolling in his suit with bear rage of the destruction of a hind. Pic related, it's his face when destroyed hind
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>>20781647
Be strong, mate. You can do it.

>>20781656
Unless it's skypirate monstergirls, in which case there are far too many catgirls, and they're all nigh-useless.
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>>20781684
Whatever happened to that by the way?
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>>20781600
I know they are a good rifle, but the RK95 is just so damn sexy. Very few valmets of any model were imported in 7.62x39 which is the caliber I'd want. Suppose I'll probably settle for a 62 and try to convert it maybe. The only RK95 handguards I've ever found for sale were priced at an alarming $300, though.

By itself, the appearance of a by now very dated attack helicopter wouldn't startle you. You're not that easy to shake up, a feat that generally takes fear of possible ingestion or worse.

No, it's the fact that the Hind gunner has decided now is the appropriate time to rev up that 12.7mm gatling gun. It's so close to you, that a second into the burst you assume it must be actively attempting to avoid splattering the sand with little iceman bits. Instead, a trail of impacts on the sand weave between the deathworms, who startle and break off.

While it was really nice of the crew, you don't think you'll stick around to find out their reasoning. You pull back on the throttle again and do your best to get past the daunting helicopter.

It doesn't take long to get out of its rotor wash, and for a few minutes you're almost sure you're safe. Right up until it goes roaring past you; ramp down, and a figure in what you guess must be a bizarre, tattered radiation suit, points a rear mounted PKM at you and motions for you to stop.

[ ] Surely you can outrun an attack helicopter, you've done harder things

[ ] See what a 40mm grenade does to the rear of a Hind

[ ] A ride beats worms, you suppose

[ ] others?
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>>20781683
*Of the thought of the destruction of a hind.
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>>20781712
It's happening now, in fact:
>>20779169

>>20781720
>[ ] A ride beats worms, you suppose
It... probably can't hurt to talk.
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>>20781720
[ ] A ride beats worms, you suppose
Sure we have a 40mm nade, but do we really want to risk missing horribly and getting shot to shit by the PKM, or worse, the hind itself?
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>>20781525
The original animation plan was put to hold because life, a drunk I was trying to save and some software prices kicked me in the head.

Now I'm just trying to make the teaser with Last driving and saying "I'ts going to be long ride to 'bama."

I'll probably get the voices done by my sister and her equipment, but anything extra wouldn't hurt.

The timeline also changed, so I'll be giving myself time till December to make it. Wouldn't be much point to join in Saxies with an animation that has no context for anyone new.
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>>20781772
life has a nasty habit of being a cold bitch sometimes, no worries. If your sister has equipment, I'm sure it would sound a hell of a lot better than my shitty mic. Might still give it a go for fun.

Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help.
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>>20781720
Surely you can outrun an attack helicopter.

Does hind have cooling liquid? Give it a boost?
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>>20781720
Wait. It's a bizarre tattered rad-suit. It's not military.

Who else is out here and doesn't want to murder us?

Let's stop and find out.
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>>20781832
Didn't catch that. Only saw the the rear mounted PKM.

Let's find out who these guys are.
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>>20781720
[x] A ride beats worms, you suppose
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>>20781832
My guess? These.
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Looking behind yourself... Those are some pissed off looking deathworm girls. Before the helicopter you maybe would have gotten lucky with a forced "milking" at best. Now they'd probably just rip you up and make Erik jerky.

Adjusting course slightly tips off the helo crew just enough for them to drop low, the bottom of the ramp skimming the top of the sand.

Doing your best to at least make your retreat look cool, you gas the bike and pop a wheelie right into the rear of the chopper. Where you are instantly and brazenly grabbed by at least ten sets of hands, who strip you of your armament and have you in zip-tie cuffs before you can even find out the safety word.

Whining hard, the rotors struggle the big beast upward, leaving the pack of hungry worms behind quickly. Normally you'd be a lot more thrilled about that, but right now you're finding that quite difficult, as it's rather hard to celebrate with the barrel of an AKM trained on you in every direction you look.

Now that you're on-board, though, you finally get a better look at who you're dealing with. Or at least some indication.

You glance up.

Ear protrusions?

You glance down.

Tail sections?

You look up just slightly.

Stonking great tits?

"Nyaa." The closest one to you growls, before stuffing a black bag over your head.
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>>20781904
FREEZE EVERYTHING!
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>>20781904
>stuffing a black bag over your head.
Aw, damnit.
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>>20781864
I'm voting for Hind-chan this year, that poster convinced me
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>>20781904
Hm... Guess we got catgirls after all? But I go with>>20781914
Freeze em all
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>>20781925
With the election year looking like it does i wouldn't be surprised if someone wrote their pet rock in as a presidential candidate.
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You're unsure as to whether or not the helicopter ride is brief or lengthy. It's rather difficult to discern time when you can't see anything through a bag, can't move because you're bound, and can't hear because helicopter.

About the only thing you can discern is when the craft starts to descend, which happens several times. Right as you're starting to really get annoyed at the cockteasing, the wheels hit ground.

Though you can't be sure if this development is good or fatal, that has done nothing to alleviate the prior fear boner. Only making it that much more awkward when you're hoisted up and pushed forwards, shoved into a brisk walk despite not being able to see a damn thing.

"So uh, we can ditch the mask, right? Surely we're all..." Even through the suit, you can tell when it's a barrel poking you in the back, "I'll shut up now."

Even if there was enough water around, and you aren't sure there is, if you tried anything funny here, you'd get a nice chest-full of 7.62x39 if that's still an AKM pushing you forward, which you assume it is. Kind of feels like what you assume a slant-brake to the back would feel like.

You're marched yet another intangible distance, before, at once, they push you to your knees.

Blinking rapidly at the harsh light from above as the bag is removed, you see pretty quick that you're not outside anymore. Instead, it would appear, they've taken you underground.

Which interests you just enough that you don't notice the high pressure hose and chemical bath spray until it nearly knocks you over.
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>>20781925
>Hind-chan
Please tell me that's part of a series of images.
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>>20781979
Personally, I'm writing in Gendo Ikari.
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So... the egyptian catgirl ninjas have been living the deadlands all along?
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>>20781979
There needs to be a ballot option where the top candidates from their respective parties battle it out in a thunderdome style deathmatch where only one leaves, and becomes president.

Mostly because I don't doubt I'd derive great satisfaction from watching them all kill each other off.

>>20781993
is there ever
http://www.busoushinkiworld.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1734&p=30326

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/index?tags=mecha_musume

dig in
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>>20782015
I would be a lot more interested in politics if it involved a thunderdome, hell id be interested in a lot more things if they involved a thunderdome.
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You're not sure whether to be more surprised by that, or the fact that you're taking it much better than the others. It appears you're not alone in getting a chemical bath, but you're the only one not screaming, kicking, and wailing.

Several times you're brushed down, rinsed off, re-lathered... They keep repeating it, glancing back at some others standing behind a terminal of some kind who shrug and the whole process is repeated.

Finally, after perhaps the longest forced bath of your life, (Forced bathings generally something you're on the OTHER end of, as neither Saga nor Edda are fans of baths yet) it appears that you're finally cleared.

Quickly again, you're ushered along at gunpoint toward an open hatch. Here you're scanned again, sent back for one more blast of pressure hose (despite passing on the readings), and finally pushed on through.

Just as you stumble inside, almost tripping over the step, you get another barrel thrust to your face.

"You, strip!" You're commanded by the still-masked captor.

"...You first..."

The AKM is pushed right against your forehead this time, and you can see the safety lever is in a very bad place considering the predicament.

"Strip! Do it nyaa... Nyaawww... Nyaaaoowww!"
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>>20782073
"Can you at least put on some sexy music first?"
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>>20782015
Papa, I love you mang. If the possible nuke fest happens between us and china from the shit that's brewing between Japan and China, I hope to be your fellow STALKER
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>>20782073
Lady, having a gun in my face doesn't scare me, it probably should but it doesn't.

So either strip with me, give me some proper strip music or at the very least some mood lighting.
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>>20782073
"Strip! Do it nyaa... Nyaawww... Nyaaaoowww!"
Oh god, I lol'd
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>>20782015
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/index?tags=mecha_musume
Please tell me there's a Sukhoi SU-37 Super Flanker-chan somewhere in there.
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a girl who can do Pugachev's Cobra.
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It takes every fabric of your being to not burst out in either laughter or chest pain. Instead, swallowing the sensations and biting your bottom lip to keep yourself from making any noise, you stand.

"Ok, I'll strip. But if I'm going to do it, mind putting on a tune? I've got a floor routine for Stayin Alive that got rated pretty high, but if you don't have that then I suppose I can improvise."

You're aware that all eyes in the room are staring hard at you now.

"Been working out the choreography for Like a Virgin, but it's a pair routine. Care to join?" You extend out a hand as invitingly as you can.

*snerk* She lowers the AK slightly and even through the suit you can tell she's holding back laughter. Good, it's one of your greatest allies.

"Not going to lie, it's got some bump and grind in there. But you can't call yourself a stripper if you're not dedicated enough to smash uglies with someone to a Madonna song."

A few stifled giggles from around the room.

"You shut up nyaaow and strip like good boy, and we don't feed you to worms, perhaps. Yes?" The captor in front of you hands her AK off to another beside her and gets to unsheathing herself. You do your best to watch even as two others start "helping" you out of your own radiation gear.

The one in front of you shakes out her mat of long, black hair. It's clumped and wet from sweat, and you realize you're probably in a similar state. You're well aware now that every eyeball in the room is fixated right on you.

"OK so I admit, freeballing it may have not been the best choice."
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>>20782180
Fuck it. Sing "Stayin Alive" as we undress. If they won't give us music, we make our own.
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>>20782104
I hope you don't mind being in the thick of it, because I'd make it my first mission to save Kaworu Watashiya, Kentaro Yabuki, and a few others of my favorites from the bloodsuckers.

>>20782136
SU-37 is a classy lady who doesn't just let any pilot try out her thrust vectoring.
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>>20782201
>a classy lady who doesn't just let any pilot try out her thrust vectoring
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>>20782180
I just realized something, we won't have any shrinkage from being sprayed with cold water due to being a Frost.

No fear, no embarrassment, we stand proud.
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>>20782201
Aye, getting drafted can't be more boring then sitting on my ass looking for a job since the college I wanted to go to indirectly screwed me over, so you have my sword (and M4)
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>>20782180
Like a bolt from the blue it's the Papa-N review! Good to see this Papa; pity I don't have an appropriate offering. Surprised that you're writing this tonight and not playing Gunporn Diablo 2.
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"Nyaa~" finally breaks the silence, one of the shorter ones standing off to the side. Wide-eyed and locked right on target, hand to her lips, you wonder if it's the first missile she's ever seen.

The one who lead you in at gunpoint coughs into her fist and the eyes turn away at once, though you catch a few flickering back to chance a peek.

"You did not bring undergarments?"

"I usually end up losing them eventually wherever I go, in one way or another, so a lot of the time I just forgo the hassle." You shrug.

Several of your captors converse in rapid bursts of a language you don't speak, but do recognize. Has to be the same language you heard on the carrier, or close enough to it that you can't discern a difference.

The curviest one in the room is where all eyes land after a final flurry of rapid speech. She blinks, protests, but is cut off by another burst of shouts. Hanging her head, defeated, she snags something out of a locker before approaching you.

"We do nyaat have any men clothings but you must cover yourself. Here..." She extends something out toward you, her face hidden, not even looking at you.

You accept the offer and hold them up, a smile creeping across your lips.

"Well, it isn't the first time I've worn a girl's panties. They're usually still warm, but I suppose I can make an exception this time."

"Be quiet and put them on. Unfortunately we don't have any actual pants that would fit you, so you'll have to see her like this. Not good for you, I should think."
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>>20782257
>gunporn diablo 2
Jagged Alliance?

Haven't had much time for vidya recently, and what little time I've had has been spent playing (and sucking at) League of Legends or Mechwarrior Online (lucky enough to get into closed beta)

Writing tonight because my day off this weekend is going to be spent drinking heavily, expending many cartridge of ammunition, and setting myself up for a successful bow season so I can fill up my freezers.
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>>20782281
Borderlands 2. No realistic guns in sight but if all you've ever wanted is to shoot a pistol that fires rockets (you do) it's amazing.

>Mechwarrior Online

You lucky SOB. There are no words with which I can describe my jealousy.
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>>20782281
You got into mechwarrior online beta? Man I'm jealous. How is it? Are the mechs balanced as well as weapons? Whats your main mech?
>>20782291
I had a feeling you alluded to that. I really want it just to play with my bros on the xbawks, but alas, no cash, thus my constant job hunting
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You stop your frolicking and look over at a lithe, predatory figure. She's no taller than the others, but the sports bra and spats don't conceal much of her cut abs and lean body. Yellow eyes watch you like a hawk as she brushes her tangle of silver hair with her fingernails.

You're not the kind of guy who lets someone ruin your party until they threaten you (and would be able to deliver on) great bodily injury.

"~I feel pretty~" You make sure to parade your hips side-to-side, clad now in the white pantsu with a pink little bow on the front, "~Oh so pretty~"

You continue your little shenanigan even as you're escorted along through winding tunnels of concrete and steel. Hamming it up as best you can is a perfect way to disguise how you're mapping everything out in your head. If you do need to make a run for it, you want to know the right way back to your shit.

The poor girl who was unfortunate enough to have the largest hips and therefore the only undergarmets that would fit, is following along slowly, slumped over and looking quite disdained.

"Hey hey, cheer up. Next time you can wear mine, ok?"

Your words don't seem to help...

"Enough joking," The silver haired one shoves you toward a door, "Be respectful."

Even as you enter, the lone individual inside turns around and her eyes alone tell you that she recognizes who you are. And you'd remember that chest anywhere.

"You?" She gawks.

[ ] "Me, me, me."

[ ] "Oh? Big fat cat tats? No wetsuit today?"

[ ] "I am not the droid you're looking for."

[ ] other?
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>>20782329
>[ ] other?
"What up?"
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>>20782329
>[ ] other?

Yo.
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>>20782291
Never got around to playing the first one. Might rent it if I get some time.

>>20782315
It's alright, but it's still very much a beta. Balance is still a bit of an issue but I have faith it will get worked on. Weapons are not balanced very well at all right now. A catapult with 2 gauss rifles can dominate a battlefield if the pilot is even halfway good, as two direct-center shots will knock out a light mech and 4 shots a medium mech. Pretty overpowered.

Same thing with an "LRM boat" as LRM20's are just plain stupid on open maps. 2 catapults can spam down half of the enemy team if they manage heat/ammo well.

I have the most fun playing a Jenner with as big of an engine as I could slap in. So big that my only armament are two medium lasers. No heatsink but I do have a jumpjet.

Mostly I run circles (at 139km/hr) around Atlas noobs who can't turn fast enough to keep up while I blow off their limbs.

I want to like the heavier mechs but the customization setup is so restrictive that I just can't get into it too much. Mechwarrior 2 was my favorite because I could slap ER PPCs all up ins my mech to the point where I'd shoot once and explode. I liked that.
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>>20782329
>[ ] other?
Reach into one of the catgurls pockets and do this.
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>>20782329

I KNEW IT WAS CAT GIRLS ON THAT CARRIER.
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>>20782329
Other.
Refuse to believe that you are in a room full of catgirls, wearing only panties. This is a dream, so EVERYTHING is possible.
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>>20782329
[X] other?

Raise our eyebrows like John Belushi.

"Hey there kitty, small world."
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>>20782329
Guttentag
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>>20782329
[x] other?

"They told me it would never be be catgirls no matter how much shit I got into. Well I have proved them wrong after years of despairing that it would ever be catgirls. Thank you for being born."
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>>20782371
Or
"Long time no shoot. I've heard you guys like presents, but only thing I have right now are these."
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>>20782361
Mah nigga, Mechwarrior 2 was my favorite as well, although I only played the PS2 version and not PC. And that's rather amusing to know of taking out Atlases like that. Not too happy to hear about the catapult gauss rifles, but it's still in beta so it'll no doubt be nerfed or something
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>>20782424
*PS version
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>>20782372
I like you. I like this idea.

>>20782424
Never got into Mechwarrior. Was distracted by Baldur's Gate at the time, but my college friends got me playing it.
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"Yo yo yo mein m├Ądchen, tag." You raise your eyebrows, "Hey there kitty, small world."

The great endowed one standing in front of you blinks, as though in disbelief. She opens her mouth to speak but you don't offer her the opportunity.

"I mean, if you're here and I'm here, then something is wrong. It's gotta be the matrix, baby, because after all, I know it's NEVER catgirls."

"What? I..."

"And since it's obviously never catgirls, than one can discern that none of this is therefore real. You're obviously some kind of radiation induced psychosis and I'm sitting in a padded room eating a crayon." You babble on, laughing to yourself and shaking your head.

"No, I'm afraid all of this is just one big illusion. The dream within the dream. I mean look, I will imagine there's sand in this pocket, which I will then use to blind you and make my escape. The guards outta have some fun with that, because it probably means I've tossed pencil shavings in an attempt to cut in the chow line." Still staring at the head catgirl, though you know this is all just an illusion, you reach over toward another one without looking.

"See, look. San... That isn't sand." You frown, feeling again. Smooth? Bit of something that feels a bit like something slightly coarse, but not like sand.

"That isn't a pocket." Replies the girl you blindly selected.
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>>20782361
You're in MWO too? What kind of rig do you have?
I gave it a whirl, but it runs choppy on my computer. Only 3 gigs of ram or so, and a dual core processor, so it's a bit rough, even on the lowest settings...

Still, fun. But yeah, you're right on the money about gauss and LRMS. Although PPCs can be a bit fun too. I run the Catapult with 2 ER PPCs and just sit back and snipe things, maybe let loose with the machineguns once or twice for kicks.

Been busy with War Thunder as of late though. Tis a nice little Warplane game that I managed to get in the Beta for.
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>>20782464
Well Eric there's only one thing you can do: lose touch with reality and realize that the voices in your head that talk about pre-transformation weaponry, booze and pop culture aren't actually in your head and aren't actually voices and that most of your actions and history have been dictated by a gun fetishist with a taste for vore. (explains a lot really).

When you feel better, [x]Touch fluffy tail. ALL of it. And the rest of the pussies as well. Karen won't understand, but she'll probably never know. More to the point, it'll never be catgirls AGAIN.
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>>20782479
Rip the machine guns, PPCs, and heatsinks out then put two gauss in your torso and watch the kills run in.

If you're good with 2 ER PPCs then you'll dominate with 2 guass.

>>20782361
Switch your Standard 300 for a XL300
Max armor
Switch your 2 mlas for 4 slas and 2 ssrm2s with 1 ton of ammo
Only have one jump jet, multiples don't do anything right now
Become TOP GUN
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>>20782424
Atlases are still really damn good, their speed is their only real weakness. They bring a lot of boomstick into a fight and if you're busy shooting at them, then the lighter mechs are busy ripping you up.

My guess is they will either limit catapult ballistic slots to one or further reduce the size of engine/amount of armor you can take with 2 gauss.

Team deathmatch is really the only game style right now (though you can cap the enemy base too) which isn't well suited to lighter mechs right now. If your heavier friends get taken out, you really don't stand much of a chance against a heavy or assault mech.

>>20782479
i7, 8gb system ram, Radeon HD 5870... Still runs a bit choppy on medium settings for me... They really need to release full graphics controls instead of high/medium/low bullshit

PPCs were alright but the gauss is just stupid since you don't even have to worry about heat. The gausscat I made carried 60 rounds which was enough to knock out two or three mechs a match easy.

Haven't played in a few days because LRM spam just made it not fun. A Jenner just can't handle it and on the open maps there just isn't enough cover to evade them well. You can avoid getting hit somewhat by staying at max speed but it's hard to do much good when you're going that fast.

War Thunder looks cool but
>F-86A-5
>WWII
wat
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>>20782496
Are you implying he should achieve some Generation A/ Papa-N version of CHIM?
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>>20782544
If so he must remove the textures from his jetbike so it looks like he just flies everywhere with magic.
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>>20782531
Does the XL300 make a difference? The mech customizer is buggy so I thought it just gave the same speed as the regular 300 but weighed more

Yeah I figured out quick that multiple jets don't do anything, I was sad because I wanted to just cruise around at max ceiling height in a Jenner lobbing missiles.
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>>20782447

Hey Watashiwa. Joker Quest is running. Thought you might wanna know.

Polite sage.
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>>20782544
I started giggling when I read your comment and just now my sister came in to tell me to stop practicing my evil laughter again. I think we're on to something.

>captcha: Particularly eric
Holy ffffffffffffff
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>>20782563
meep meep
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>>20782552
The XL takes up three slots in both side torsos so losing your Lt or RT kills you.

In return the XL300 weighs 12.5 tons while the Standard 300 weighs 22 tons.

Same speed but you have 9.5 more tons to play with.
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>>20782538
I've played over a hundred matches in War Thunder, and I've seen a Sabre once.

Once. It's ridiculously hard to get to the end game planes from what I've seen. The guy was level 46. There just aren't that many out there that have managed to grind up the levels and cash required to get it.
I've seen an experimental end-war German rocketplane though, once or twice.

It's a damn good game on a whole. The graphics, on medium, blow the competition out of the water, and despite being on a overseas server, I've yet to have lag issues really. Also, all of the dials work. All of them. The pilot works the stick. And the rudder pedals. And the WEP. I have to remind myself occasionally to stop watching the gauges and actually shoot things in my BF-109 Emil 3.

Oh and if you thought the Sabre was funny, you can also get the Mig 15 via the Russian tree. It goes from pre-war to the 1950s it seems.

Anyways. The Gauges... the picture here is from what looks to be the BF-110 C-4. I recognize it since I have one myself, although this isn't my screenshot.

All of these gauges work in realtime.
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>>20782538
Neato, I feel as though I'd more or less main one of the medium mechs, most likely the Centurion or the Hunchback since those two to me look badass, and those nerfs sound about right. Are there any benefits to capping the enemy base? Or is it just an instant win?
>>20782551
Knowing Erik, he'd probably have more devious intentions
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"Not a pocket, eh? How much you wanna bet that I can fit something insi..."

"*AHEM*" The one you've discerned is some kind of leader of the catgirls in your head cuts you off, "We've more important things to discuss than you doing lewd things to my girls."

She motions toward a chair and you take the opportunity to sit. "Warm up my lap?" You gesture toward your crotch and shrug, looking at several catgirls clustered against the wall to your right. None of them take you up on the offer, sucks for them.

"Well o' great meowmix of my brain, what do we need to discuss?"

The catgirl leader looks over at the stern silver-haired one, "Amunet, if you'd be so kind."

You flinch in your seat as the catgirl strikes with lightning speed, raking the tips of her claws across your cheek. Light enough as to not draw blood, but heavy handed enough to get the point across. They didn't bring you here for pleasure.

"Alright, what exactly is it that you want?" You hold up your hands in surrender and lean back in the chair.

"Well so long as you understand, we've no reason to toss aside pleasantries...."

"Erik."

"Erik. My name is Merte, and as you might have guessed, I run this place. All of it. So I believe I'm entitled to know why you're ripping through my desert waking up all the deathworms from their hibernation cycle."

>why are you here? to get some... pussy? dohoho
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>>20782653
Give her the whole damn spiel. Ice cancer, sword, magic bullshit, everything.
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>>20782586
Interesting. Going to have some fun trying this out now. Thanks for the info.

>>20782607
Sounds fun, if they're still accepting people for closed beta I'll apply. I like flight sims but I'm not great at them. Mediocre jet pilot in BF3 for a while.

>>20782613
Centurion was my bread and butter mech for a while. If you're smart with the AC20 you're almost guaranteed a kill or two a match and the Centurion is just all around balanced. The hunchback with fucking lasers everywhere is a hoot, too.
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>>20782653
"I'm planning on stabbing myself in the chest with an ancient sword in hopes that it'll fix my magical ice cancer. I'll be out of your hair soon enough either way.

So if you don't mind I'd like to get back to that. I'm on a bit of a clock and honestly if you're going to want to stop me you're going to have to kill me."
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>>20782653
Why? To find a sword to stab myself with. In the heart.
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>>20782653
>to get some... pussy? dohoho
Nah, time to serious. "I have an ice core. A, ah, SOURCE that I have no reason to doubt suggested that the fastest way to a cure would come from non-traditional sciences, if you catch my meaning. I mean magic. The oopart I'm looking for is somewhere in the Frost ruins from the other world that landed here.
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>>20782653
Spill the spagh-imean beans on why you're here. And of course ask em if they know if there's a catgirl strip club, subtly of course.
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>>20782673
Hm, I'll be sure to keep these in mind, thanks.
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>>20782714

We have no pockets. How are we going to spill which cannot be spote?
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>>20782673
They should be, I think. I got accepted only about a week ago.

As for flight sims, it's sorta a halfway between something like IL-2: 1946 and World of Warplanes I'd say.

They have a set of 4 control schemes, ranging from Mouse/keyboard to Full Flight Sim. The Mouse controls aren't joystick compatible, and are the simplest as well. But they're perfect if you want to just boom and zoom without too much hassle. The plane will follow the mouse, and auto correct to a degree, while you can still manipulate the turn, yaw and pitch, as well as throttle with the keyboard.

I'm impressed with the mouse controls to be honest. I tried playing IL-2: 1946 with just mouse and keyboard and it was all I could do to take off without crashing, much less dogfight properly.
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>>20782728
>spote
What?
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"You want to know why I'm here in this god forsaken radioactive place, sister? Alright, I'll tell you, and it ain't for pussy. I've got the ice-core, yeah, the big one, and maybe another two weeks to live at most. Me? I don't like dying so much, so I'm following some kind of spirit vision that lead me here in search of some ancient sword. For the explicit purpose of plunging said sword into my own chest, which if hallucination holds true, will fix my ice cancer." You rattle out the story, watching as Merte's face becomes more and more a stare of disbelief.

"So that's my story, and I've answered your question, but now I've got one for you." Leaning forward in your chair, you fix the leader with a calculating stare, despite catching a flash of red thong at the corner of your view.

"How the fuck are you real, here? I served in the war, I saw what went down. There aren't any of you left. None, zero, zilch. They hunted you down to every last man, woman, and child."

Merte shifts uncomfortably in her chair, and you're more than certain that you stirred up some unpleasant memories just there, but she's just going to have to deal. This is a lot more important than what she went through personally.

"We... We fled. Abandoned our posts, our orders, and fled. I did my best to get my girls out but... There aren't many more of us left than what you see here." She gestures around and you know without looking that there are less than a dozen of them in the room.

"Fled? From the great panda army? How?" You shake your head, you don't buy that, not one bit.
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>>20782767
Damnit, I need to sleep, but I want to see where you're going with this.
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>>20782767
Goddamn it Papa, how did you know that mysterious backstory knowledge held by the main character is my favorite thing that isn't beer-battered onion rings followed by ice cream?
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>>20782784

I know that feel. Almost 5 am. I have work in three hours.
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>>20782807
It's almost 12 am here. If I had a job, I'd have called in sick already.
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>>20782719
There's something inherently satisfying about an alpha-strike with 9 lasers. Watching your heat spike to 50% from 0% and the entire front half of the enemy mech glow orange.

>>20782731
Controls sound nice, I'll submit an app and see.

Why? Because you'd fought the panda army, knew what they were capable of. The catgirls had the misfortune of siding with the losing team, holding true to an allegiance that should have been outright abandoned after the end of the known world.

When that great swarm of white and black had marched west, the catgirls, or rather, cat people, had followed. Maybe they hadn't all wanted to, but they'd done it. The same way the Werebears out of Russia had begrudgingly allied with the "West", as though that even existed post-event.

So it came as no surprise that the Werewolves, despite sharing no good blood with the Werebears, aligned themselves perfectly for one simple task. To wipe this planet clean of any cat. A goal they had accomplished with ravenous efficiency.

You'd walked through the country, seen what they left behind. Why was it never catgirls? Because no one had seen any alive in years, but everyone had seen the corpses. You'd always thought streets running red with blood was just hyperbole, a thought quickly shattered after just the first city.

"We... We left it all behind. Our families, our friends, our lives. All of it. There was simply no other way out." Merte's ears fold down and you notice the catgirls had gone from, well, catgirls, to very sad looking catgirls.
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>>20782854
...Was this just really, really fucking grim cats vs dogs?
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>>20782839

I would if I could. Covering for someone this morning while he's taking my shift so I can play Shadowrun with my bros later in the evening.
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>>20782854
Damnit all, now I really want to get into beta, that just sounds so fucking awesome. And mfw catgirl genocide
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>>20782900

I'm still waiting to get in. I'm still waiting to get into the Hawken alpha as well.

Feels bad man.
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The Werewolves had personally taken the task of that front upon themselves, no one had stood in protest. How could they? There was a war starting and the side you were on realized real quick that it was heavilly outnumbered. The cat people were not well trained, or equipped, not like the wolves.

As the Werewolves marched one direction, so did the pandas hold fast on the other. Even as the cat people were pushed back, they found themselves with nowhere else to go.

The panda knows no loyalty to any other but the panda. He cares not for any of his supposed allies aside from what they can do for him.

So when the cat people had tried to retreat? The Wolves had chased them to the wall of black and white, which had held fast and done nothing as the thirsty dogs had their way.

By the time your side had learned of the atrocities that had taken place, it was far, far too late. They'd even pulled your battalion to speed over and see if there were any left to spare. You'd found some, alright, in chunks left rotting in bowls, in picked clean carcasses hanging from rafters. You'd seen, firsthand, that it would never be catgirls again.

There had been some hope that perhaps some had managed to flee toward panda lines, and indeed, some had. They'd been met there, children and few worldly possessions in hand, by lines of armor and machine guns. They could die fighting, or be cut down there, those were the options left open to them.

Many, you'd seen, had taken the easier, quicker way out.
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>>20782917
Werewolves confirmed for fucking assholes regardless of setting.
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>>20782917
Mother fuckers.
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>>20782917
Tch. War, war never changes eh? The end of the world, and of course there would be one group trying to make genocide upon another. Looks like the werewolves didn't quite succeed, but they may as well have.

A couple dozen at most? Tch, they'll be gone in a couple generations.
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"We... By the time we learned... I was there in the cities, I saw what happened." You mutter.

Ivan had been there, too. Marched right alongside you through the tattered streets and corpse-strewn homes. Werewolves and Werebears had been easy allies at best, but the Ivan you'd never known to hate, had, on that day. You all had.

All still did.

"So we came here, after hearing about what happened, as soon as the levels of radiation were low enough to allow it. We'd known the pandas here had dug deep but had been caught out in the open for the most part. This place was still sealed up tight when we arrived." Merte's eyes wander around as much as the cramped, low-ceiling room allows. You can't even imagine living here for a month, let alone all of these years.

"Why stay here?" You look around the small gathering, almost all that remains of a species, "Why this place? The war ended, it's over, you can come out."

One of the catgirls, the youngest there if you're any judge of age, appears to flash a glimmer of hope for a moment before hanging her head along with the others.

"We're all that's left because we're cowards. We ran before any of the others did, when our kind were still fighting to protect our land." Amunet, the one with silver hair and yellow eyes, shakes her head, "The fields of our homes have been salted, the forests burned and the rivers diverged. There is nothing for us to return to."

"When I stab myself with a magical sword to cure my disease and get out of here, we'll just have to see about that."
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>>20782917
Man, and to think that werewolves were my second favorite monstergirl (second being lamia and first moo-moos respectively). If the future was anything like this, and an entire werewolf nation did this, it's go time.
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>>20782995
*third favorite, damnit I can't type because of my drowsiness
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>>20782917
Aha...ha... Lighthearted quest, yeah...

>>20782988
>"When I stab myself with a magical sword to cure my disease and get out of here, we'll just have to see about that."
Fuckit, I'm still laughing.
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Merte, having born the yoke and strain of leadership for so long now, still shows no signs of cracking. You have to respect her for that kind of resolve. Maybe if she'd been in charge of the cat people instead of religious fanatics all panicking about the changes, things would have ended up differently.

Knowing that this mood isn't going to make life easier for any of them, out here in this harsh wasteland, she stands and clears her throat.

"Well, Erik, it's about the time we usually have a meal. We don't have much, but eat with us and then we'll do our best to help you find what you're looking for."

Oh shit. Your friends! Ah well, Mad Jack's with them, they should be alright for a few hours.

Half an our later you've picked through half of the ration they offered you, before passing the rest of it along. The catgirls hadn't played with it like you had, instead scarfing it down quickly. This only made you feel worse.

As most of them prep everything to get the Hind back in the air and the radiation gear all set to go, you're left alone with Merte.

"Well after we pick up my friends, I need to head to that big assed mountain I'd been heading toward. That's where the sword should be, I think."

The catgirl starts quickly and turns around, shaking her head, wide-eyed.

"That mountain?" Merte shakes her head even harder, folding her arms under her breasts, though more as if she's holding herself than shutting you out. "You can't go to that mountain."

"What?" you screw up your face, "Why not?"

"Why not? Because you'd never return. She lives there, and she would never let you leave."
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I suppose I'll wrap it up there for tonight, seems a fitting place. I've kept too many people awake for too long, I think. Sorry for the strange thread time.
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>>20783042
All good man. Thanks for the thread. Look forward to next whenever that is.
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>>20782805
read that as beer battered onion ring flavored ice cream

I was disgusted, yet intrigued
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>>20783042
PAPA-N YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!

Thakns for the thread man. You rock. Have a sweet weekend man.
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>>20783063
There's a place in town that sells bacon ice cream. I suspect the only reason they haven't done onion rings is because no one's suggested it.

And I was going to say mango sorbet and then I realized I hadn't made any recently.
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>>20783035
>>20783042
I know who she is, don't I?

Bloody shivers down my spine still. Damn childhood nightmares.
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>>20783079
I remember what you're referring to, but somehow all that comes to mind is the bloody striga.
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>>20783064
Plan on it. If 500rds of .308 can't bring a smile to my face than...

Well no, I can't help but grin any time I even look at my battle raifu

>>20783077
A small town near me has a place called "Cops & Donuts" that is run by a bunch of ex-cops

They have a doughnut called the "bacon squealer" which is a bismark with a strip of bacon on it

It's damn delicious but they sell out really quick.

>>20783079
It was inevitable, I was just waiting for the best opportunity.

I'm curious, what time is it in Finland?
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>>20783042
It's all good man, was a great thread and enjoyed every minute of it. Plus because of this, I feel rather motivated to continue NQ, since lately I've been brewing up on how to continue it after a bad case of writers block. In any case, awesome thread papa
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>>20783093
12:41

I'm sitting on me ass, looking at a wall that I recently stripped off of papers and drawing some new stuff on it.
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>>20783097
I find that a combination of a shot of cough syrup, enough vodka to where you're "good" and either a hot shower or steam room gets me over writers block.

Reminds me that I need to start getting my costume together, going to try to pull off Kane and hope anyone even remembers who that is. It physically pains me when kids are like "What's Command and Conquer? Is it like call of doody?"

>>20783118
Sounds like a good time. I've actually been up long enough to be more or less stone cold sober now. That's kind of a bizarre feeling.
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>log into MWO
>see that everything has been reset
>no dosh, no exp, none of my customized mechs

All I wanted was one game of gottagofast basecapping laser dance
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>>20783135
Did a drawing of Merte in human form. Thinking of maybe digitizing it.
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>>20783167
do want but I'm drawing a blank on digitized. probably just tired but I can't get images of watching old school digimorphs out of my head
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>>20783135
Aye those sound like good ways to get over writers block. Really I think what got to me the most was the stress of being technically denied from the college I wanted in on because someone couldn't do their fucking job in the mail department. But I digress, I've gotten over it now and all I gotta do is wait till spring. The extra time for myself helped clear my mind, so I'm over my funk now. Think sometime later or tomorrow I'll begin writing and brainstorming.
>> going to try to pull off Kane and hope anyone even remembers who that is.
Well that sounds like an awesome idea of a halloween costume, yeah I hope that people remem->> It physically pains me when kids are like "What's Command and Conquer? Is it like call of doody?"
...New order of business. First, get rid of any and all traces of cow a dooty after nukefest, then declare one man war on entire werewolf nation. I know this feeling all too well.
>Mfw
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>>20783185
Turning from pic related to something that you can use with a computer.

Though digimorphing isn't out of the train of thought, either.
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>>20783196
Hm, thought pic was bigger. Here's another more suitable image.
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>>20783206
Nope, wrong pic.
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>>20783196
Man I just can't wait to be done with college so I can get a job that doesn't involve long days stuck in body armor inside a stuffy truck. Glad you got in, sucks that they screwed you over for this semester though.

I wish I could just stop CoD from being so successful. Every shooter not just tries to emulate it, and I've more or less stopped playing shooters now, which sucks because that was the one genre where I was the best at the little LANs my friends and I used to have. Now they just want to play LoL over skype, which feels too disconnected.

>>20783206
>>20783214
That is certainly a cool way to transfer something to a computer. I'm guessing it works better than a scanner as well. Is that Merte on the right? ...Is that a vault uniform I spot? Dohoho, muy bueno

Gotta admit the black haired dude in the center looks like he'd make a great boss fight in a MGS game or maybe Deus Ex. The "I'm fighting a psychopath" fights are always my favorites
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>>20783196
PEACE THROUGH POWER!

A pity 3 was so meh and 4 was so bad.
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>>20783284
It's like they didn't even try

I wonder if Tiberium Sun would work on windows 7...
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>>20783268
Actually, "digitizing" for me just means that I take a picture of the thing I drew, then draw it again on computer.

It does work better then just scanning it, but it's just like first doing the draft on paper and then colouring it on comp.

Digitizing is just a fancy buzzword for "you draw it first by hand, then on computer."

polite sage since we aren't really talking anything quest related now.
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>>20783303
Ah that seems like it would turn out higher quality than a scan would. Been so long since I even drew anything by hand other than guns in the margins of my notebooks.

Always amazed by your work, especially at how fast you can make something so good.

Anyways, I'm finally falling asleep here so it's probably time to let myself pass out. Thanks for reading, see you all in the next thread.
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>>20783268
Da, I just want to see CoD end, but I know that it won't. It'll either continue through the future just as an excuse to make more, or exploit another war in history to make more, much like how they're doing both by setting it in the future, and having "flashback" sequences of the Invasion of Panama (was how my parents met, might I add). I can't even enjoy Battlefield anymore knowing that EA and to an extent Dice are incredibly desperate for damage control after the fiasco that was TOR by pandering to the CoD audience. Before Activision and CoD falls, I just want to see EA crash and burn after the shit they pulled. Seems like I'll get my wish soon. And on the small subject of dressing up for October, I kinda wanna, for whatever reason, dress up as SCP-106/Radical Larry, doubt anyone will get it though.
>>20783284
Agreed, 3 was ok, but I'm glad I never touched 4. Amusingly enough, I'm brianstorming to use the events of 3 as a future spinoff quest for NQ. Perhaps in the form of GDI Quest and, if I feel I can pull it off, Scrin Quest.
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>>20783298
People have made x-com work on win 7, so I wouldn't bet heavily against tiberium sun.
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>>20783355
*Setting Black Cops 2: Electric Boogaloo it in the future
>>20783298
I can run the first decade on here just fine, though the disc somehow got what looks like chocolate milk or coffee on the inside so I can't play it anymore
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TiberiAN Sun can be downloaded for free from EA, compatible with Vista/7. This is common knowledge, dammit.
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Hello, anyone still here?

I've been MIA for I dont fucking now how long, busy with IRL shit, so I might as well do something for Gen A again.

What kind of bike was Erik using? And what was he wearing?
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>>20783669
You're alive? Cool.

I can't recall if a specific variety of bike was mentioned, I've been thinking of it as a generic dirt bike, which a quick googling tells me all look pretty much a like.

Hazmat/radiation suits tend to look alike as well, I think. All encompassing plastic(?) suits. Like what's in the link, 'cause I can't be arsed to grab a picture.
http://www.radshield.com/catalog/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=8


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