You are a Magical Girl, and you're not in very good shape.Not that you've ever been in shape for a long while.Sure, you can still run fast enough to catch up to a speeding car. You can, if you had enough of a run-up, jump from one skyscraper rooftop to another. You can punch someone hard enough to cave their skull in, you can fire high caliber ordnance without bracing, and you have the reflexes of an ill-mannered rattlesnake.
>>20593427But you've always felt just a tiny bit sick, somehow. Sluggish. A hot, sticky fever crawling through your veins, sweltering just underneath your skin. Sometimes it's dull and faint enough that you can ignore it, other times it's sharp enough popping enough painkillers to fill a pharmacy doesn't even help a single bit.It comes and goes, like a soulless, pink-haired demon. Try as they might, not even Kyuubey's smiling, buxom medical staff could figure out what's wrong with you.Maybe it's the booze. Maybe it's the abuse you've put yourself through catching up.Or maybe it's just your body trying to destroy itself before you get the chance to.Strangely, the pain isn't here. Not now.[1/2]
It's funny. It should be here, ever present, riding the pulse of your blood, forming networks of hot pain inside you. But it's not - you can't even feel it under the superficial sting of all the cuts and bruises that you received from this botched hunting party. You don't feel it stiffening your fingers in athritic paralysis like it usually does after a long day of handling firearms. You don't feel it catching in your every breath, that stab of pain whenever you take in more than a shallow gulp of air. You don't see it blurring your vision despite your glasses, you don't taste its metallic tang on your mouth when you swallow the bile threatening to drip down your chin.All you feel is your subordinate gripping your arm as if her very life depended on it, clutching it with both hands. Holding onto you as the both of you make your way to your former partner's current location, the snow crunching underneath your feet as you make the slow, painful journey there.You didn't deserve to walk away from that.No happy endings. Not for you. You don't deserve it.[2/3]
>>20593432You find Kharn in another clearing. She is sitting on top of what looks like a toppled tree - the stump that it's been roughly hacked from still burning with an unnatural crimson fire. Wakaba Mirai's body, aptly enough, mirrors the burning stump - her corpse is on its knees, arms hacked off at the shoulders. Slowly burning with the same crimson flame. A blackened hole on her neck where her head should have been.You smell sulfur and brimstone in the air, as well as the oily smoke of burning flesh.Kharn doesn't seem to notice, not at all. She doesn't even notice your arrival.She's much too busy examining her prize - a perfectly-bleached skull, reaved clean of all skin, flesh and gristle.You clear your throat, trying to work up a smile despite the blood on your face, and ask her if it's Mirai's. Kharn blinks at this, her crimson-pinned eyes focusing on you slowly, before she giggles again."Of course it is, Murderface. What, did you think I carry skulls around just to show them off?" She nods at Mirai's slowly-smoldering corpse. "I have taken what I wanted from her, except for that swordfight. She was no challenge." She sniffs. "Well, she did hobble me a bit, but that is to the extent of her abilities. I am left...unsatisfied."...Well. Hopefully she gets hers when the next crazy bitch comes around to shank you.[3/4]
Well... One thing we can be sure of that there will be no bear hunting here for a while
You didn't deserve to walk away from that.No happy endings. Not for you. You don't deserve it....its really like if I'm the protagonist of this quest.
>>20593427Uh.Our eyes... don't look so good.
>>20593495They look positively evil. We seem to be doing okay right now so don't worry too much about it. Nothing we can do about them right now except avoid Golden Weapons in the future.
>>20593480There are no happy endings for Puella Magi. The lucky ones die, the unlucky ones become monsters
>>20593460"Hah! I am still waiting for that day. Hopefully it does not take too long before it does, eh?" Kharn coughs rather wetly into a clenched fist, before spitting blood into the snow again. "Sometimes, I get tired of living. But then things happen, and I feel like it again." She laughs, before patting the log she's sitting on. "Come, the both of you! Let us sit here and enjoy the afterglow. Our unexpected guest is providing us warmth and light, let us not begrudge her of her final gifts." She gestures to the gruesome human bonfire kneeling in front of her. "What was her name, again? I am forgetting.""M-Mirai," Midori whispers beside you, pressing her face against your bloody sleeve. Apparently unable to look at what Kharn had done to the remains of what was once her friend. "Wakaba Mirai, M-Miss Valnikov.""Wakaba Mirai, then." Kharn twists her smile into a scowl as you make your way towards the toppled log, leading Midori to it as well - and it's with rather shaky legs that you lower yourself onto the natural bench. "I will have to ask you to write her name on the underside of her jaw, I think. I am not good with Japanese writing." She places the bleached skull on her lap, and leans back. "I have called for reinforcements, already. They will be here momentarily."Some good news, at least.What do you do at this point in time?Ask Kharn about her skull-taking hobby.Ask Midori how she's doing.Rest until the reinforcements arrive.
>>20593517>[x]Ask Midori how she's doingI want to know what the fuck we did.Also, if there's time, >[x]Ask kharn about Mirai's soulgen
>>20593517[x]Ask Midori how she's doing.This can't be pleasant for her.
>>20593517First, pull out 4 cigarettes. Two for ourself, and one for Midori and one for Kharn. Light them off of the burning body and then pass them out. [X]Ask Midori how she's doing.
>>20593517>[x]Ask Midori how she's doing.Provide head pats/cuddles/words of thanks as apropriate, she deserves it.
>>20593517[x] Ask Midori how she's doing.
>>20593497Twenty homubucks on Nobita
"Even the unchangeable destiny will be shattered"Oct 6 & Oct 13
>>20593517Ask Midori how she's doing.Then ask kharn for that vodka we KNOW she has on her person
>>20593517>[x]Check and cleanse soul gem.Form what I recall, we only used to grief seeds. We should have another cleansing left.Just leave Midori alone for now.
>>20593517>>20593537I agree with this, pull out some smokes, offer some to your friends. Also [x]Ask Kharn about her hobby, it seems bones and boning is her theme.
>>20593548I don't know if i can take more sad. I mean, even the end of PMMM was just a reduction of how incredibly terrible everything was.
>>20593548Don't remind me.I'll probably miss everything....
Check on Midori. Her former friend got butchered and her current one almost lost it.
>>20593517[x]Ask about Mirai's SoulgemShouldn`t have let Kharn handled that. I kind of wanted to ask Mirai some things before we kill her.This way its like coming to a party when its already over.
>>20593574We should have one left, worse comes to worse we can send for more. I'm defiantly seconding checking our soul gem though. The sooner the better. [x] Ask Midori how she's doing.Obviously give her our heart warmed thanks and a hug, or something suitable.
>>20593548I suppose the only good thing is that since and anime (at least seasion 1) is over. They wont invent some stupid reasion why the movie doesn't count.Yea, PMMM is really bleak if you think about it.
>>20593517[x]Ask where Mirai's soulgem went.
>>20593495After checking back to the original OP images for the other threads I can confirm that they've always been dark like that... except for the red dots... it's almost like we're turning into Kharn or something.
So, we just barely withstood wielding the golden weapon.Yay, i guess?
>>20593650I wonder if there's a prescription we can get to avoid necrosis of the hands.
>>20593617This. If her soulgem is still intact, we could save it for later interrogation.
>>20593650I know it's a long shot but I was thinking of asking Kharn if the name Homura Akemi meant anything to her. If she asks why we are asking just say it was an anonymous message on our phone that said that, and no she can't have a look because the phone was destroyed.
>>20593548>>20593626>>20593588>>20593594Welp. More of Homuhomu`s Timetravel-Adventures.Makes you wonder: Seeing your friends die and die time after time in the most gruesome ways imaginable.. I wonder if it hurts every time she witnesses it more or if the pain gets a bit duller with each time.
>>20593517what happened to Mirai her soul gem?if it is intact what should we do with it?
>>20593656If Kyubey's buxom medical team can't do much for us I don't think a prescription would help either.Spending more time with the medical team probably isn't too high on our list either though since it would probably detract too much from our drinking time
>>20593700Poeple have been thinking about that since we landed in Siberia its just that we didn`t have the opportunity to do so.
>>20593704Considering "Do i act cold? I suppose i am. It's probably because i'm no longer human.", i'm going to say it's probably the latter.
>>20593685We'd need a body for her to be interrogated in first, but there's something else we could use the soul gem for. IIRC the saints (the magical kind she's from, not the third row ones) have a fetish for collecting soul gems, even broken ones.
>>20593726These Saints are actually from something?
>>20593704It hurts less every time. Instead of a harsh stabbing pain inside every time it happens it's just more dull throbbing pain that never lets up. At first it's like hitting a stone with a hammer but after a while it becomes a river washing over it, slowly but surely eroding any defenses you put up. After long enough you builds a dam for it, and the pain slowly accumulates, sometimes seeping out from small gaps, until eventually it all bursts and you break.
>Several people asking where someone's soulgem is.I swear to Mephistopheles, if this ends up like Midori's soul gem with people still derping about who has it in a month, i will sign a contract and become a magical anon in exchange for the power to punch people in the face over tcp/ip.
>>20593649 >>20593545 >>20593566You spend a few moments in relative silence before turning to look at your shivering subordinate, who still has quite the iron grip on your arm. She's deathly pale, and her lower lip is quivering - but she doesn't seem to have any plans of letting go of you. You also get a closer look at the gashes on her arms - and suffice to say you're quite positive that bear claw wounds should not be that clean, nor cut that deeply.For fuck's sake. You've really done it this time, haven't you?Chiaki "Murderface" Matsuda, ladies and gentlemen. Ruining everything she touches.You ask her quietly - finding yourself horrified at the dull scratchiness of your own voice, like you've shouted yourself hoarse - if she's alright, if she needs healing. You know how to seal wounds, at least, until she can get proper medical attention.She shakes her head, murmuring that she'll be alright. She says your name a moment later, grip tightening on your arm.You let her be, and it's then that you turn to look at Kharn, who seems to be making her new skull talk, wiggling the lower jaw up and down. You call her attention, and ask her where Mirai's soul gem is."Ah, do not worry. Usual protocol, yes? Collect enemy soul gem for interrogation. I have it." She reaches into the depths of her coat to draw out an orange soul gem, almost deep amber. The gilding is decidedly different from yours. [1/2]
>>20593731Yes it's a sort of a spin-off manga series (I can't remember the fucking name, probably magica no something something something). It's was made after the anime came out I think. Generally it's not seen as being as good as the original. I've never read it though.
>>20593744This picture is appropriate.
>>20593790It is kasumi magica or Oriko magica I forget which
>>20593782...Good girl, Kharn. And when we get back to base, we're basically going to force Midori to get those arms looked at. She's not allowed to walk around with open wounds just to be "hardcore".
>>20593782"We have a device in the lab which should help us interrogate her. A surrogate body, I think if I am using the term correctly." Kharn tosses the soul gem up into the air before catching it with her clawed fingers. "Although, for what she has done, I am tempted to simply crush it and let it be. But I will not do it, because you may want to ask her questions of your own." She shrugs. "What she said to me before I took her skull was very interesting." It's then that she smiles at you, a secret smile, one that you find yourself irrationally hating for some reason. However, that smile falls, and Kharn hobbles over to you, quick as a flash - and you find your face being grasped by clawed, metallic fingers as cold as death and twice as sharp."...Murderface. You are tainted. Your eyes are tainted. It was not like this earlier, before." Kharn says, her brow furrowing, and you smell the acrid scent of blood on her breath. "How did this happen? Did you use one of the golden weapons during the battle, earlier? Why did you not tell me about this...?""N-no, Sempai isn't...isn't like that..." Midori weakly protests, trying to pull you back.How do you respond?Tell Kharn about what happened.Lie.
>>20593812>>20593744>>20593783>>20593548Ay yi yi, thread. Have some levity before I try to /wrists or something.
>>20593849>Tell Kharn about what happened.Given that we have eyes just like Kharn, she's probably the best person to go for help about it.
>>20593849Tell.That app. said to trust her with our life
>>20593849Tell her. We should at least trust her with our life.
>>20593849[x]Tell Kharn about what happened.Because I doubt we could lie well enough to fool her.
>>20593849>[x]Tell Kharn about what happened."This is the downside of using a wheel-of-fortune for a weapon dispenser."
>>20593849"Eh, was trying to fight bears. But Kirika decided to show up and ruin the party. Can you believe the bitch is now a goddamn talking katana...?"And in a hushed voice:"Why can`t the people I kill stay dead anyway.."
>>20593849Oh god this >>20593885It's perfect, so perfect.
>>20593849Tell her, she is going to be training us with those damned things so we can't lie t her about them
>>20593876>>20593881Yeah-huh, guys, the actual comment was "With your life, but no more than that"Our truths, our secrets, and our soul fall into the "more than that" category.
>>20593849>>20593849[X] Tell Kharn what happened. Yes. I did. Now would you excuse me whilst I check my soul gem for demonic possession?
>>20593849[X] Tell Kharn about what happened.It's pretty obvious what happened, lying won't get us anywhere.First cigarettes, keep our calm. Stick one in Kharn's mouth as well."It's been 5 minutes since battle, I was going to tell you during this conversation.Midori was out of ammo, I passed her my weapon, retrieved a weapon from shield, it was the golden sword, enemy was too close, dropping the sword and retrieving another weapon would have led to subordinate death and/or getting golden desert eagle, killed bear with sword, former owner of katana's voice spoke to me, told her to fuck off, dropped katana.Is that a sufficient explanation?"
>>20593849lets not tell her everything in one go, we can tell her about the golden weapons making people do murderous crazy stuff but if we mention being controlled by Kirika, that would skip right to a betrayal scenario.
>>20593907Then how do you suggest we bullshit our way out of this
Looking through the previous threads, Midori was NOT brief on the golden weapons. Explaining to Kharn is a good opportunity to bring her up to speed.It seems reasonable enough, but I don't much like it.
>>20593849[x]Lie."If you see anything, it's probably a side-effect from when I used them earlier."We can trust Kharn with our life, but not more than that, and our corruption is a little more than that since it won't kill us, just make us a puppet.
>>20593885[X] Lie."I didn't touch anything golden, but a pink haired demon came to visit, it usually ends up with me looking like this."
>>20593907This is a matter of our life since if we go flesh of fallen angels we are dead, whether by our hand or someone else's.
>>20593907This becomes even worse when you consider how lowly we value our life. She's probably already implanted some secret directive into Midori whilst they were making Takoyaki, we should never of trusted her with our subordinate!
>>20593930I'm not saying we should or even *can* lie to her here, just that we should be careful about the reasons why.Telling her because we have her eyes and she obviously knows why is one thing. Doing it because of trust is another.
>>20593956We need to trust her to some degree since she is teaching us to control the golden weapons and if she knows but we lie then that immediately shows a lack of trust.
Something like "I was going to tell you, but I got sidetracked by fighting for control. The schedule for that treatment? As Warmaster in training, I want that sped up from "soon" to "now". Shield dispensed the golden pigsticker at the wrong fucking time and it was a choice between using it or let Midori die. That a good enough explenation for you?"
>>20593849>[x]Tell Kharn about what happened.Ideally in combination of this and this.>>20593885>>20593888
"Midori! Care your friends name on her skull!"Why are the hot ones always crazy?
>>20594073Given that Mirai's apparently still alive in her soul gem, we can get her to autograph her skull.
>>20594073Well the ugly ones are crazy too... Anyway I think we've passed our 'subordinate mental trauma' quota for this month so we can either veto that suggestion or have Chiaki write it instead. Preferably when Midori's not around.
[x] Tell her the truth.She can probably spot lies, and that will fuck us up if she finds out.>>20593790Pleiades Saints are from Puella Magi Kazumi Magica. It is positively more fucked up than Madoka Magica, which is something to regret, as it starts off quite decently.
Waiting for HUGE POSTS WITH MORE PLOT THAN YOU CAN HANDLE!!PLOT HOLES? THERE ARE NONE HERE, DECULTURE FILLS IT IN WITH GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF PLOT! YOU'LL HAVE SO MUCH PLOT YOUR BRAIN WILL BE LIKE SLOOOOOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOOOOWN AND YOU'LL YELL NO! AND KICK IT IN THE FACE WITH YOUR PLOT LEGS!
>>20593906 >>20593885 >>20593875Kharn narrows her own midnight-black, crimson-pinned eyes as she stares right into yours - and there's enough sunlight left to let you see your own face reflected in her lightless orbs. It's...not a pretty sight, all told. You're a mess, and your own black eyes aren't doing anything much to help. YOu clear your throat, and tell her exactly what happened - minus the bit about Kirika, of course. She probably doesn't need to know that.It's only after a few moments that Kharn releases you, shaking her head and letting out a sigh. "...It truly has taken you, I see. I was hoping that this was not the case, you know, Murderface? I was hoping that it was only to safeguard you against the golden things, not to try and retard what is already there." It's then that she takes a flask from the inside of her coat, uncapping it delicately with her elongated, skeletal fingers - and she takes a healthy pull from it, before tossing it to you. "Drink it. The darkness is heavy, this time. It will take some time for it to clear, but it will. For now, do not touch any of them. It is forbidden." She nods to Midori. "You. Ensure that Murderface does not play the silly buggers with us. Do not let her play with her golden toys. Alright?"Midori nods at this, her own eyes wide, and pulls you closer to her. She's still shivering, and you feel her slowly going cold beside you."I will not let this cast a shadow on our reunion, though. Souji and I will fix you, that I am sure." Kharn says as she takes her place back on the log, grinning. "The treatment will work. I will not rest until it does."What do you do?Pull Midori closer yourself to warm her up.Ask Kharn about the treatment.
>>20594116[X]Pull Midori closer yourself to warm her up.
>>20594116Pull Midori closer and ask Kharn about the treatment.
>>20594116>[X]Pull Midori closer yourself to warm her up.>[X]Ask Kharn about the treatment.Why not do both?
Time for mixed signals? Time for mixed signals.Do both.
>>20594116Both.Let's go home already. Our boys can take care of rest. Award them later.With vodka or whatever they drink on special occasions
>>20594116>[x]Pull Midori closer yourself to warm her up."Thanks." attempt awkward hug "You know that we can't have either of us dying before I give you proper critique on the other volumes..."
>>20594116Decult is there anything stopping us from doing?
>>20594116>[x]Pull Midori closer yourself to warm her up.>[x]Ask Kharn about the treatment.Do both. Actually you know what, if she's going cold we should probably tend to the worst of those cuts
[x]Pull Midori closer yourself to warm her up.
>>20594116Oh, and it almost goes without saying, but>[x]Drink up
>>20594073Because the crazy is one of the things that make them hot.
>>20594142This. Objection or not, if we can close those wounds, we should. Then do both the options.
[X]Pull Midori closer yourself to warm her up.Check soul gem for levels of corruption. I will keep on nagging for this to happen.
>>20594116Both, if that isn't possible Ask Kharn about the treatment.Also Midori deserves a victory cigarette, and after the day we've had we need some nicotine. Cigarettes for all.
>>20594116[x]Pull Midori closer yourself to warm her up.
>>20594116Pull Midori AND Kharn closer. Group hug time!
>>20594116>Pull Midori closer yourself to warm her up.We should make sure our subordinate doesn't die of bloodloss or hypothermia. The treatment can wait until we get back to base. Check everyone's (including Mirai's) soulgems and use grief seeds as necessary.
>>20594116[x] Pull Midori closerAlso Kharn confirmed for also being under Pinky's influence.
>>20594173>Pull Midori AND Kharn closer. Group hug time!>gangpetting.jpg
>>20594175Zombie-lich girl. Bloodloss and hypotermina might make her lose consciousness for a while at most.
>>20594183I've been expecting this since she has black eyes.
>>20594116not sure about Kharn but Midori certainly won't be able to stand the cold much longer in her current condition, share body heat!
>>20594191Even so, stressing out the body like that probably isn't good for the soul gem or one's sanity.
>>20594191Still, the revival is very unpleasant thing to go through (it was mentioned during Midori's first interrogation), so we should prevent it when possible.
>>20594116not sure about Kharn but Midori certainly won't be able to stand the cold much longer in her current condition, share that body heat!
>>20594229All Magical Girls are undead. Midori will be unhappy if she runs out of blood, but not dead
I wonder of we can interrogate kharn about how she knows about the golden weapons. Does she have one herself?
>>20594251Their body still shuts downWe passed out from blood loss after Kirika took our favourite drinking arm away
>>20594286Her claws are only painted black, underneath they're gold! DUN DUN DUN!
Shock is a bitch. We need to hug midori soon or she will pass out on us.
>>20594286She does seem to have some sort of knowledge greater than what QB would have given her.Let's ask her later, though.
That fire can't smell good.
You have huge posts!THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE PLOT!SCROLL AND READ!Oh, also:>[x] Do both at the same time.
>>20594286I hope to god she's not the one with 5 of them.
From what she did, I believe Midori deserves a hug at least. A tight snugly hug from behind. Maybe even taking off our cloak for her.
>>20594301WHAT A TWIIIST!>MNightShyamalan.png
>>20594332Love it, I imagine Kharn just stopped making the skull "talk" for a bit there and Midori is desperately trying to block it all from her memory
>>20594332in my experience burning human smells AWFUL.of course, maybe the knowledge that it was burning self made me biased
>>20594301Why am I even considering this? Why is it so likely?
>>20594286Debriefed by QB? I hope she doesn't have a Golden Weapon, a Golden Chainsword would be both beautiful and terrible to set eyes on.
>>20594348It never smells niceGiven she is burning with magical fire it may be better or worse than normal
Hugs for the hug god, cuddle for the cuddle throne.
>>20594348Burning humans smell awful. Though you do make me wonder if humans instinctively loath the smell.
>>20594348Well the hair smells like shit. The flesh smells like you're burning pork.
>>20594333google images -> "dat plot"
>>20594335I actually assumed that she was, although I forget which part in particular pointed towards it.
>>20594370Partly it is the burning smell and fat partly what you suggest I would say.Try burning a pig over an open fire ( like proper burning it to charcoal consistency ) and you get a semi decent idea of the smell
>>20594377>2012>horsefuckers in charge of not ruining everything for everyone
>>20594359Actually that is not true. Burning human flesh does in fact smell exactly like roasted pork. It only smells horrible when burned if the corpse already started to decompose. And then it really fucking smells awful.
>>20594332Kharn's :3 face with the skull makes it.
>>20594425Never let it be said that Kharn never taught us anything.
We COULD ask about the VERY VERY UNNATURAL fire.
Well, I'm late to the thread.Updated gif.>>20594116[x]Pull Midori closer yourself to warm her up.[x]Ask Kharn about the treatment.Do both.
>>20594440>complains about "unnatural" nature of the fire>stores enough arsenal to start WW3 in dimensional pocket size of serving plate
>>20594440>Kharn pulls out golden Zippo
>>20594328 >>20594136 >>20594133You take a moment to gently and carefully pull your arm from Midori's grasp - and you're treated to the tearful, almost heartbroken look your subordinate gives you as she feebly whimpers in protest. You recognize this display as someone slowly slipping into shock - and it's not a pretty sight, considering the contrast of how she was only a few hours earlier. Oh, and the fact that it's all your goddamn fault.You curl your arm around her waist - eliciting a weak gasp of surprise from your green-haired subordinate - and it's then that you pull her as close to you as you can, making her body press against yours. Sharing what little warmth you had at that moment, warmth you try to resupply by drinking very deeply from the flask Kharn offered you. Despite your own mouth tasting like clotting blood right about now, your first dose of alcohol for quite some time now could not have tasted better. It goes down nice and easy, and you could have drained the entire flask if you wanted to, with only the thought that Kharn may want some stopping you from doing so."S-sempai..." You hear Midori murmur against your collar, her head leaning against your shoulder, and you merely squeeze her gently in response. Hopefully, she'll get the idea and rest instead of making you have to say it. This doesn't need to get any more awkward between the both of you.You clear your throat, and ask Kharn quietly about the treatment itself. What they're going to do to you to stop this reaction you're getting from the Golden Weapons.[1/2]
>>20594116[x]You can do two things. In fact, you can do three things. Feel her boob a little while you hug her.
"It is simples comrade. The treatment is... DEATH!"
>>20594499I'm betting 50 Homubucks that it involves excruciating agony, who's in with me?
>>20594485"Oh, it is painful. Very painful. It is nothing I would wish on my most annoying enemy, Murderface. The pain is unlike anything you will ever feel. You will want to claw your own heart out of your chest before it finishes."She says this with a playful grin on her face, which makes you ask her again, but to not screw around this time."It is a generally simple procedure." Kharn shrugs. "It is a two-pronged process, what we have. If the first does not work, then we will have to use the other. The first is painless, and is generally easy, but is a temporary fix. The second..." Your former partner smiles, before glancing down at her hands, at her brutally-clawed fingers glinting blackly with malevolence. "...it changes you. That is all I am allowed to say, seeing as the one who is asking is not fully ratified as Warmaster yet."You open your mouth to protest at this, but Kharn shakes her head, her long black hair flowing behind her. "Stop the questions and be patient, instead. We will be doing the treatment tomorrow. I am thinking that this incident pushes it up a bit in schedule, yes? We will begin the day with it. Hopefully by then, your darkness will have receded." She nods at you, smiling. "It will be nice for you to spend at least one last night in someone's arms. If we resort to the second method, it will be a month before you wake up."[2/3]
Meh, I suppose it involves some sort of 'soul gem surgery' that will take a whole day.
>>20594499Or CAKE!.To be honest, almost nobody chooses to take the death. I don't even know why we even mention it these days.
>>20594490all the appropriate timing of... dammit, murderfaceanyway, no. we are now Matsuda.check own soulgem state
>>20594519Oh poopies.>>20594524I fear the treatment will have a severe lack of transvestite comedians.
>>20594499Le petit morte? I already read that fapfic
>>20594523oh mootdammit. kharn's gonna ask for our soulgem
>>20594519Makes sense. The second procedure is the amputation and replacement of the limbs, so that you can't 'directly' use the golden objects.The golden objects, without their 'connection' to its host, will 'die' and become a typical, if magic, object. Thus, MALAL. Thus, Homura's, and now Chiaki's, broken shield
>>20594519Well Shit.At least we'd get to cough up our lungs and have a mechanical arm.
>>20594541>mootdammitNow, I don't think I've heard that one
>>20594552Makes sense. And with our crappy memory we wouldn't even remember "Hey Kharn, didn't you have real limbs the last time we saw you?"
>>20594519Insert snide comment about all the women wanting us in their arms. Do all the lesbians have horrible taste around here?
>>20594552>Life's Gonna Suck by Denis Learythink it's more, tho, since month to recover instead of 1 qb session
>Treatment feels like deathPerhaps that is why Kharn is so eager to help us with it.
>>20594555BIONIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMwith in-built whiskey dispencer, cigarette case and collection of QB dildoes
>>20594555[ ] Ask Kharn if her arm has a vibration function
>>20594575Yes!Yes!Nope as all fuck to the last one.But otherwise YES!
>SPECULATION TIME!I would guess that the first method involves imbuing a resistance to said corruption after clearing it out. Sort of like giving antibiotics; it works beautifully to kill bacteria if you take all of it, but it will probably not work well on any bacteria that survive it.The second one would probably be a drastic alteration of Chiaki's very being. Seeing how Kharn reacted to mentioning it, I would guess that it would somehow make the corruption a fundamental part of Chiaki, rather than an invasive influence. If this is true, Chiaki can still be very corrupted, but it won't impact her mental faculties or personality an awful lot. She may even draw even greater strength from it. But in doing so, I'm going to guess that it's going to leave some very conspicuous marks on her. Like metal claws and conspicuous black eyes with glowing-red pupils.
the second proceedure's going to turn Chiaki into a not-BRS isn't it ? :x
>>20594558I have not seen that in a long time.>>20594552 This anon is frightening making sense.
>>20594575I considered typing "Waifu arm" but I didn't know if anyone would get it.Bionic Commando has such a horrible ending, but hey, fallen angels did feature heavily so its kind of relevant.
>>20594587If it comes down to the second I can't wait to see everyones faces when we get home.Although I can kind of see Kyoko being a little jealous.
>>20594579how about... pancake storage! not that we would have any leftovers ever, but still.
>>20594519You frown at Kharn at this, before turning slightly to check your subordinate's reaction. Thankfully, Midori seems to have gone to sleep, her breaths warm against your cheek. You gently shake her awake, reminding her that she has to stay conscious until the reinforcements arrive - and she murmurs something that makes you feel all the warmer."I...I wouldn't mind if it's you, sempai..."Kharn's snorting laughter could not any be more out of place, and you crouch down to grab a fistful of snow to fling at her. It connects, exploding in a powdery mess all over her hair, but she laughs still, startlingly-clear laughter that sails above the crackle of a Magical Girl's corpse being slowly roasted in an impromptu bonfire.You grumble an epithet towards her, before disobeying your own advice and closing your eyes. You're...tired. Very tired. Maybe just rest your eyes a little bit...Your former partner's laughter fades, along with the sound of a metal giant stomping into the snow, venturing ever closer. Accompanied with the guttural snarl of a truck engine.This time, you dream of nothing. Just an endless, lightless void, swallowing you whole.And you're somehow all right with that.[3/4]
>>20594598Liquified pancake pumped straight in to our blood. For emergency use only.
So we are becoming JUSTICE girl from Akame?
Any chance of Kharn Chikuwa?
>>20594630Yeah, the drawfag made one. I think it was up a couple threads ago, i'll go find it.
>>20593548Are you ready for some recaps?!Come back when they do the third movie with Homuhomu
>>20594613this should be illegal. No man, woman or magical lich is to use such a forbidden power.
>>20594613How soon before we figure out how to add alcohol to that?
>>20594608Oh Midori, you just make it too easy. We're fighting a fucking two-pronged battle here, one is resisting the golden weapons, and the other is resisting that green haired succubus.
We should make some phone calls. We should call Mami and ask how Iori is getting on, then we call Iori.
>>20593822Kazumi Magica.Shit's cray.
>>20594662green haired succubus with shapeshifting abilities
>>20594653We don't want to repeat the Whiskey Pancakes Incident.We. Don't. Want. To. Repeat. It.
>>20594665Going back to this post.>>20594596I really, really want to see (well read) about the look on Iori's face if we come back a black eyed cyborg.
>>20594630>>20594638Here we are. Spoiled as to not cause an entirely justified shitfit.
>>20594523And a little help comes in a little glass vialin a gun pressed against your anatomy.And when the gun goes off,there's spark and you're ready for surgery.Surgery~
I would say our green haired succubus has been a credit to the team so far, more than Iori, and may be head-to-neck with Kharn. She bounces back easily, and is perfect for us./shipping
>>20594674>Why resist it? Go with the green, murderface. S'cool.
Dream time? Is it Pinky time again?
>Spend the last night in someone's armsWe are not going to be able to have sex after this are we?
>>20594704we still have a soul gem
>>20594704Maybe. Better find our if Midori can actually do that thing with her tongue while we can.
>>20594662I think what's going to happen is we're going to be nice to her, she's going to take it a bit far by kissing us or something like that and we're going to freak out. Pushing her away, pressed up against a corner pointing a gun in her direction repeating "Don't get close to me, if people get close I hurt them and they hurt me. Stay away, stay away from me." over and over.
>>20594704You know the old joke, "What do you call a lesbian with jagged metal talons for fingernails?""Single. As. Fuck."
>>20594704I think she's too shell shocked for that. Then again we've proven we can be in the same bed without anything happening before so I don't see why not.
>>20594713as much as i am not a part of the lick everything party... this is a good thought IF >>20594704is true
>going greenFirst Girl takes precedence. Always.
>>20594519You wake up back on your bed, in your room. The bed you woke up in before this entire mess with the bears started. It's a nice comfy bed, and it's really warm, and it's very...drafty, for some reason. Even with the blanket on top of you.You creak your eyes open, squinting at the harsh fluorescent lighting coming from the ceiling, and you reach up to rub the grit caking your eyelids. Or rather, you try to, but your right arm is...numb, somehow. You can't feel it or move it - something seems to be weighing it down....Did Kharn just fucking take your arm off? Was this what she was trying to tell you about that second method? Did the Betrayer finally make her move and turned you into her personal gimp--You open your eyes a bit wider, and you realize that you're in bed with Midori again.And the both of you are not wearing any clothes.And Souji is sitting on a chair beside the bed, leaning back on it, reading what looks to be the first volume of -4 STR."Took you long enough." The young man flicks his eyes at you, in a very thoroughly disinterested tone of voice.How do you react?
>>20594704I don't think Murderface is getting a metal vagina so she could always bottom.Although the thought of Murderface being the bitch to anyone or anything but pancakes is laughable.
>>20594739Morning, got some coffee>UNFLAPPABLE>AS>FUCK
Green-haired succubus is emotionally damaged goods, and we really shouldn't play with her until she gets over her infatuation with the false image of Chiaki that she doesnt know very well and figures out how she feels about the real us.Last thing we need is to further emotionally wreck someone just to get our rocks off. We have working hands, dammit.
>>20594739We've both been far too unconscious to fuck.
>>20594739"I have more fucking amnesia before breakfast than most people have all week. Do you make pills for that, moptop?"
>>20594739"i see you are enjoying your gift. why am i naked?"
>>20594739I put on my magical girl costume and wizard hat. Also, ask Souji how he likes the porn. I can't believe he's actually reading that.
>>20594739Give zero fucks, ask him for coffee and a box of tissues.
>>20594739"So... You're into crippling girls here, then? Is that why you and Kharn get along so well? Same hobbies and all?">>20594730I'd 100% agree here, except for the fact that first girl is actually Faust...
>>20594739... as nice as being nice has been, it's time to get some respect. failing that, some fear
>>20594739Sorry, killing dozens of hell bears to cover my old partner while she takes another skull takes a lot out of youEnjoying the present I bought you I see.
>>20594751I think that she also has Stockholm syndrome
>>20594739Start dressing up.Not a single fuck was given
>>20594739In a complete deadpan, "Want in, geek boy?"
>>20594739"As amusingly cliche as it would be for me to grossly overreact to the situation, I don't think Misaka would appreciate it if I started screaming and ripped your face off.So instead, I'm just going to ask you to go fetch me alcohol while I put some damn clothes on."
>>20594739The sheet better be covering us from the eyes of Otakon over there.Also, we're going to strangle Kharn later, because this is no doubt her fault.
>>20594776and then add>"Oh, I forgot, you're a siscon aren'tcha?"
>>20594739"I need alcohol. Or coffee. Or both."Deadpan as fuck.
>>20594785I am for this.
>>20594739>two girls naked>dude is completely not fazedI'm casting the 'he's gay' card.
>>20594776We panty now?On that note I wonder if she or stocking got a golden weapon
>>20594739"Does Kharn know you watch other girls while they sleep?"Also "Coffee."
>>20594751I think going FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS on her with a gilded pigsticker rid her of illusion quite nicely.
>>20594739>[x]Demand Coffee"Do your hostly duties and get me some coffee. And some vodka."
>>20594749>>20594758>>20594759>>20594762>/tg/ in charge of trying to give a fuck. Gentlemen, good job.
we need to hit him hard enough to leave a bruise. for about 3 weeks. not enough to break bones, but 'not murderface' != doormat
>>20594739"Cigarettes, coffee, make that irish coffee, now ... please." Don't move from the bed, don't react, just stare at him with half-dead eyes. Complete monotone.
I usually like to give the calm rational suggestion to a scenario, but there are few ways to take this that are not bad.So I have laid out a 7 step plan:1) Resist urge to murder.2) Ask what happened while you were unconscious.3) Resist Urge to murder a little harder.4) Ask where our clothes are, and why Souji is watching two naked girls sleep.5) We really shouldn't murder him, he's doing the treatment. So don't murder him.6) Process this information in a rational matter and decide on a more informed course of action.7) At no point in the process do any murder.
>>20594799No no no, dude is sitting calmly next to two naked girls, reading mediocre vanilla porn.I don't even know what wizardry this is.
>>20594799It is the accelerator. He saw enough of his imoutos to last a life time.Also improper development so little male hormones.
>>20594778[x] FLESH OF FALLEN NECKBEARD TIME>interest cumsawThe fuck, captcha?
>>20594805Considering she's still PUBLICALLY propositioning us, signs point to "No." In fact, beating her up might end up just making the subtle leanings of stockholm syndrome even worse. :\
>>20594828Or mirror her doujins even more.
>>20594751And the depressing part about it is that she's the saner, stabler and less damaged of the two of us.
>>20594801Where do you think Pinky got our golden DEagle brand DEagle and Kirika's masterwork bastard sword?Panty and Stocking are the fallen bitch angels whose flesh mad Megucas consume.
>>20594852That makes a scary amount of sense
>>20594855or getting laid on a regular basis.which is more than Chiaki "Murderface" Matsuda is getting.yeah.
>>20594785This, while asking for coffee.
>>20594739Ask for coffee in a hardboiled manner. After he leaves, check ourselves under the sheet to see if there's any stains or other evidence of nookie. In either case, have a smoke, either in celebration that we didn't just take advantage of a confused subordinate, or because post-sex smokes are good.
>>20594874It is likely Kharn is a jealous lover and Soushi is secure in not having his face carved off.
>>20594852>panty gets sliced into ribbons>"reassemble the parts"either we are reading too much into it or...GODDAMN IT DECULTURE!
>>20594881As much as i would enjoy taunting Mr "Moe does not exist in the 3-dimentional form" over there, do we have any in-character reason to know about the events of RailDex?
>>20594921Kharn has called him a siscon in the past, I think.Or someone did, at least.
>>20594915after he leaves GET MOOTING DRESSEDcaptcha: assure cumpictwhat the moot, captcha. what the moot.
>>20594739Ban me if you must, but this is the only apropriate reaction I can think of fitting for the scene.
>>20594930I believe it was Misaka
>>20594921Not until more relevant characters appear, like Mikoto or Touma.
I am puzzled by the use of mooting as an expletive. Did we just get a word filter?
>>20594946>Misaka calling her own brother a sisconHow can one character be so based?
Clearly we must have Kharn instruct Iori and Midori on how to lesbian.
>>20594955I don't think so. Besides, back in my day moot word filtered to doug.
>>20594955I don't believe so, but the delightful 'mootdamned' was used earlier in the thread, and someone seems to have taken a shine to the term.
>>20594915>In either case, have a smoke,How about no?>either in celebration that we didn't just take advantage of a confused subordinate,The "taking adventage of" goes the other way around.>or because post-sex smokes are good.Do you recall what scene we especially frowned upon while reading Miracle Midori & Murder Mayumi?
Rip his clothes off, put them on ourselves, and throw him through the door, while asking for coffee and vodka in a deadpan monotone. Then go back to bed until it arrives.
>>20594739So we are naked and souji is just sitting here reading porn?THROW EVERYTHING AT HIM. With a preference for sharp and/or heavy objects."Get the fuck out fucking pervert"
>>20594966>asking a woman that's unsure about her relationship with a guy about how to make other girls better lesbiansThat doesn't fly.
>>20594968>>20594970Ahh thanks good anons.
>>20594944better if you spoilered it, cute little checkbox next to subject line
>>20594981Make the motion to throw things at him, then calling him a pervert in a dead pan voice, then ask him if this is exactly like his animes.
>>20594608>>20594519You know, two things, Guys.1. If they somehow have a procedure against the Corruption of Golden Weapons, Chiaki pretty much knows right now what we knew thanks to the Mami-Flashback: This happened before AND not only does QB know about it, he knew about it to such an extent that they devised countermeasures against it. In short: QB fucked us over. Again.2. There was never any need for QB to test the corruption of the Golden Weapons. Never. He already knew about it, what means that him forcing the Golden Shit on us seems like him having a much bigger agenda than just "Test them." Something is seriously off. Does he expect us to first get corrupted by them and than after realize what we have done to witch out? 3. Demand Explanation from Kharn. How does she know about this. Is this what happened to her. 4. If there is a process for "decorrupting" us how come there isn`t a reliable process for NOT TURNING MAGICAL GIRLS INTO FUCKIGN WITCHES since Grief-Seeds only seem to work partially.I think Chiaki herself is at a point where she really should start to demand answers because this shit does not fly.
>>20594981If he knows his anime lore, he'll know what that action represents.Same about asking him to join in.
>>20594970Well, yeah, people do that a lot.I once accidentally called Midori by wrong name that is - Emi and it sticked for next 5 threads...
>>20595020To be fair, she didn't have legs in those threads.
>>20595014He's not the developer of the system, he's just the messenger.
Give no fucks.Demand pancakes.
>>20595014As much as I hate paranoia, this man may be right.Also,>Rip your heart out, Kharn chuckledMore sign that Pinky was the third member of our team with Kharn? And that we ripped her heart out at the end?
>>20594785 >>20594776 >>20594881It's only after a long while of the both of you staring sullenly at each other - the stony silence between you broken only by the soft sound of Midori's deep, even breathing - that you grumble out a rather crude, if rather crudely-worded invitation. Sounding completely the opposite as you say it, making it damn well clear that you will break every bone in his body if he so much as thinks about taking you up on it. He merely smirks at this, and it's then that you add the second barb - and he noticeably flinches at this, this time frowning."Cute." Is all he says, before turning his attention back to the doujin at hand, flipping to the next page. "You probably shouldn't call the guy who's going to be handling your treatment tomorrow as some jerk who lusts over his younger sister, you know. Anything involving soul gems are pretty tricky. One wrong move, and we'll be sweeping up the remains of your soul in a dustpan."...Well. The guy has a tongue, you suppose. You let that one slide - as much as you hate to admit it, he's got the advantage on you - and you ask him to get you something hot to drink. Coffee, perhaps. Spiked with vodka."What am I, your secretary?" Souji snaps, but it's obvious that his heart isn't into it - and he slowly gets up from his seat, dropping the doujin on his chair. "Fine, just stay there. Don't move around too much or your bandages'll tear away." He lets out a sigh, before walking towards the door. "Don't wake up your friend, either. Let her sleep it off. She's been through a lot of trauma."[1/2]
>>205950141-3 are pretty good signs that we have been insufficiently paranoid in regards to the thrice-damned incubator. Either way, yelling about it will just let him know that we know that he knows that we know, and we can't have that now can we?4 - Pinky's corruption and witchifying corruption are entirely different problems effects.
Give no fucks.Demand pancakes.Goddamn posting errors. Fine, I didnt want to upload that image anyway!
>>205950141 we never found out if Mami came forward about the golden muskets and if she did then maybe it was the first attempts at her controlling them that causd her to be sidelined for good.2 he may have been testing them for potency or our reaction to them, if we had turned Kirika from the start then maybe the treatment would have been useless3 possibly we caused her to get metal limbs possibly that was part of her treatment possibly it was punishment for whatever she took the blame for us for4 different system and it isn't in Kyuubey's interests.If he is still trying to stop heat death then he needs grief seeds to consume for which he needs witches and if Pinky's corruption doesn't produce them then he needs to control it
>>20595053You blink at this, before raising your left arm. You didn't feel them before, but you are sporting quite the impressive array of bandages. You reach up to touch your cheek, and you feel gauze covering some parts of your face."Nice tits, by the way. Nothing like Kharn's, though." Souji says, before quickly closing the door behind him and making a run for it. Narrowly avoiding being decapitated by the alarm clock you've just thrown at him, the device shattering against the door instead.Beside you, Midori is still sleeping. And naked.What do you do before your coffee gets here?
>>20595014So it hasn't occurred to you at all that the procedure might have only been developed because they were able to get comparative readings off of our Golden DEagle and Muramasa in the weeks that QB had them?
>>205950141: Perfectly reasonable; QB specifically stated that he had never encountered anything like our golden DEagle. Obviously, this was a flat-out lie.2: He was testing OUR reaction to them.3: Yes, yes, we'll get to that.4: Because Incubators incubate grief and use it as fuel to prevent the heat death of the universe.
>>20595014My mind is full of fuck at that image.
>>20594981Let's not do the stupid cliches, okay?
>>20595053get two hospital gowns while you're at it
>>20595068Extricate self from pet. Acquire clothing.
>>20595068Get out of bed and get dressed. Drink coffee.
>>20595068Sit here quietly and carefully not do anything perverted.Think it, perhaps, but no acting on it!
>>20595068Compare our breasts to Midori'sWe need a way to measure them
>>20595068We have proof they have gone at least to the stage of being naked infront of each other.
>>20595068again, sick of this lack of respect. time to get some fear of murderface's return going
>>20595070No, because at the very least Kharn exisits, she's had five golden weapons longer then us, and has already had the procedure done to her. Unless this all happened like, LAST WEEK, then QB's known for a while. Which we already knew, or suspected, thanks to the Mami flashback, but only now know enough in character that we can properly discuss it without it being metagame knowledge. How appropriate that we're getting ready for the next flashback...
Ruffle Midori's hair or poke fluffy cheeks.Do not get dressed. Deadpan Souji when he gets back.
>>20595106Better be that Kharn flashback.
>>20595068Do nothing. Stay in bed.
>>20595096This, and slide a t-shirt or gown over midori, too. No need for her to wake up all naked and embarrased.
>>20595014>3. Demand Explanation from Kharn. How does she know about this. Is this what happened to her. This, when we get the chance I think it'll be very important towards understanding what Pinky is doing. We know that Golden Weapons have been appearing before we arrived here, suggesting that this world was either:-a) being cultivated for something, and that we randomly showed upb) being cultivated for something, knowing that we would show up or being planed explicitly because we were going to show upc) we came here originally because something was being cultivated hereIt's out of the question to assume that our presence and the Golden Weapons are completely unrelated, as Pinky has told us they're related to us (not that you can discount her lying). What the connection is though, remains a mystery. I'm not satisfied with the 'scavenger hunt' explanation. Regardless knowing what the real history is here could shed light on many questions, and right before we go into treatment is the perfect time to answer.
>>20595102I agree with this guy. I'm fine with becoming Chiaki, but we need to instill the fear of Murderface in some schmucks and soon.
>>20595106We don't know for sure that Kharn has the 5 golden weapons. Pinky only told us that someone has 5. Making assumptions like that could be costly.
>>20595068>What do you do before your coffee gets here?Wrap your arm around Midori, carefully, not to wake her up. Just that, nothing creepy! Check how bad is the condition of her arms.Looks whether your phone is within arm's reach. Calling right net to sleeping person would be rude. But we might send some texts.
>>20595068[x] Cup-a-feel. Check if hers ar bigger than yours. Also compare the softness
>>20595125Let's use timestop."Hey, Pinky, you said to visit more. Wanna watch me fuck with this goon?"And then we give him a lei made of hand grenades.
>>20595125Agreed! And something for ours and Midori's modesty.
>>20595068Get up, get dressed and make some phone calls, I doubt Moble phones will work here, we need to find a landline. We need to call Iori, but not directly. First call Mami to ask about the situation and then call Iori.I can imagine being told."while you were recovering, Ioro entered a contract. Here wish was 'to be strong enough to be worthy of Chiaki Matsuda's love'.""Two weeks later she expired"
>>20595102Will you shut up? All your suggested actions will do is earn us a reprimand and greater consideration on whether we need to be retired. You'll do nothing but reinforce the assessment that we can't control ourselves and need to either be tightly controlled to limit collateral damage or to be retired.
>>20595124Pinky seems to be following us though not the other way around. I would say that she planned this out far in advance and finally once it all was ready pulled us down the rabbit hole
>>20595137>>20595105This... this seems extremely relevant right now! Official Deculture breast chart! Iori is somewhere around Sayaka, he said he wasn't... firm on where she'd sit. Misaka > Pinky > Chiaki > Kyoko > Sayaka > Midori > Mami > Kharn https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoir/status/241770954529832960
>>20595153You know, on that thought...We did leave her in the care of the Battle Maid, with a pretty serious bone to pick. Pic related is pretty much the least terrible thing we can really return home to.
>>20595154pft, they tolerated us before when kneecapping the annoying was an expected behavior for us, and they'll do it again. not saying we kneecap the ass, just some decent bruising. a limp for a couple weeks, not the rest of his life. we may be lower than dirt, but doesn't mean you get to wipe your shit on ol' murderface
>>20595167But Mami was supposed to have the largest breasts in the officio according to her flashback.Kharn was also employed at that time wasn't she?
>>20595169And... that did it. Iori is my ship all over again.
>>20595068>>20595137>>20595100We technically already know, as Midori's been established as have the third biggest cupsize after Kharn and Mami, and a hoodie ain't going to make that a TOTAL mystery.But just for the sake of science, let's look anyway. On the excuse we're checking her injuries.
>>20595175This was pointed out. The reply when asked if it was a plothole was D:
>>20595176Noooooo come back to the >Green Side.We have shapeshifters!
>>20595125First thing we do before we leave/after we coalesce from the procedure is shoot Souji in the kneecap. Make it so he and his possible waifu match.Or we just kick him in the balls so hard he jizzes blood for the next week and a half. We're Chiaki "Murderface" Matsuda and we demand some fucking respect.
>>20595184So either Kharn's breasts got bigger after moving to Siberia or Deculture was just too drunk at the time of posting
>>20595175Technically Kharn was above the Officio, not in it. >Literal alpha female
>>20595191"Maitake", according to the 'booru info page - http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=13919
>>20595174>>20595189No.Kharn's possibly banging Souji and probably wouldn't appreciate us injuring him. Besides, we're a professional not some little brat that goes around kicking people in the shins. Give no fucks and make amusing insults.
>>20595199Was she? I thought the officio was the magical girl side of QB heavy industries and the only person above it was the mutant cat himself
>>20595189too far. i'm thinking a punch to a major muscle group, preferably thigh. nice deep bruise = pain for a week, limp for three. got this experience playing basketball, got kneed in thigh. painful, but not crippling, not permanently damaging, but limping when there's no pain for a couple weeks is a weird enough to make a strong reminder
>>20595068In spite of all the other anons perversion, I will suggest that we just get dressed. Also, do you think that if we told Kharn Soji was checking Midori and us out she's break his kneecaps? It seems clear that if there is anything between those two (and there is) digital women are fine, but that might not extend into the third dimension. Also, did he say treatment tomorrow? Shouldn't it be today? Or did we only sleep for a few hours?
>>20595176Fuck your ship, this is noir. Our romances are doomed and the women that love us want us dead.[X] Awkwardly pat Midori on the head, measure our tits with hers and find ourselves wanting, then put on some fucking clothes and check our arm.>CAPCHA: you're all enedead when Pinky comes back.
>>20595167>Mami>Having smaller breasts than KharnAhahaha no!Mami > Kharn > Midori > Sayaka > Kyoko > Chiaki > Pinky > Misaka = Iori
>>20595189>Or we just kick him in the balls so hard he jizzes blood for the next week and a half. >inb4: letter of thanks from Kharn for spicing up their love-life
>>20595199That doesn't hold water if Mami was Warmaster at the time of her flashback. Maybe Kharn is from a different Officio? Maybe THAT'S why she's the Betrayer, if she murdered her whole previous team getting her first golden weapon?
>>20595167Iori should be between Pinky and Chiaki.Also, can someone please get a drawfag on the line to do this?>using 'strength' instead of 'talent'
>>20595206What about the occasional bitchslap? Ass needs it.
>>20595218Given his remark it is tomorrow
>>20595227Decu IS a drawfag. We just need to... ply him a little until he makes a breast chart OP.
>>20595229I'd much rather question his sexuality given that there were 2 naked girls in front of him and he's just casually reading his porn instead. Kharn should find that amusing.
>>20595226That is quite possibleBut I thought she wasn't the warmaster?
>>20595241Maybe he just thinks it's not sexy if he's the top? Knowing his possible girlfriend, he'd never really get the chance to be.
>>20595241Meh, Souji's already probably getting some from a freaky chick with huge boobs and robo limbs and who's probably willing to be crazy in bed.It's childish to assume or joke that the only reason he's disinterested in us is because of something silly.
>>20595241He's boning Kharn. She's not worried about his sexuality. If anything, that's relieving, she can trust him. Hell no I'm not helping that ass. I wish to give him some pain, but not injury. Well, if he doesn't straighten up. Too late to deliver lesson now.
>>20595222>So many laughing anime whores...I want them all!A lot of people in this thread don't seem to realize that in a hardboiled drama you get to shoot people you don't like and still be a professional. Or at least a loose cannon that the brass rides but ultimately respects. We're becoming the brass, so we don't even have to worry about that part.We should at least fuck Souji up a little.
>>20595266I will go along with a bit of action to put the fear of murderface in him, but no further.Indiscriminate damage of allies is unprofessional.
>>20595266We're trying to be a professional. I believe we agreed earlier on not abusing our newfound power from the warmaster rank such as not ordering around people for non-work related tasks. Outright injuring people just because we can get away with it is a bit worse than ordering subordinates to do shit for us.
>>20595266We should fuck him up AFTER he's done being the guy who will ultimately try to fix us. Being antagonistic while maintaining mutual respect is one thing, but being actively malicious is a whole another.What people apparently don't realize is that injuring someone falls squarely in the other. Point of being antagonistic is returning proportional harm, not kneecaping people.
>>20595265Oh.... oh god. I'm... seeing it now. The two of them, on a nice candlelit date, celebrating the operation on the new Warmaster being a success. Weeks of work, they've finally shipped her back to Japan, and they finally get a chance to be alone. Kharn goes to pick up her nice china teacup, shatters the thing with her claws, gets tea all over her nice white dress. There were no survivors.
>>20595276>Indiscriminate disrespect of living weapons is stupid.And we should attempt a cure.
>>20595266I think we should at least kick him in the balls. With some run-up of course. Seeing him walk funny for a whole week would be totally worth it. On a sidenote: I don`t think that Chiaki is a full lesbian, its just that there seems to be a lack of males that aren`t either: a) weak b) annoying or c) try to kill us in this quest so far.
>>20595266Yeah because fucking up the person who has to dick around with our soul gem is a great ideaWe can stay killing people who need it but given our becoming the brass and trying to improve ourself we sort of can't just go around shooting or injuring everyone who annoys us as much as we might like to.
>>20595301Agreed, just that crippling fear of hurting somebody we actually care for (relationships) > loneliness... so far.
>hurting SoujiNope. Let's fight sass with sass, inane remarks with inane remarks. No need to get physical."You know, normally I'd hurt a person for saying that, but in your case, I'll pass, because I'm pretty sure you'd end up liking it."
>>20595301I get the feeling that Chiaki might not quite know what to do with this whole 'love' and 'lust' thing. The only people around that seem to be throwing themselves at her, though, seem to be girls, so... I guess she's into them, right? That's how this whole thing works, right? It's not like she has any practice with it, so if girls are into her, that must mean she's a lesbian, right? Murderface, on the other hand, likely had no use for people outside of the occasional drinking buddy, and would certainly not want to get attached to anyone. And Homura, if we actually were once her at one point, was full on Madokasexual, so that doesn't really help us now.
>>20595301We seem to be pretty damn close to conducting the /u/ train though.I think it is mainly that while Chiaki doesn't mind men she is a magical girl and you don't really get that many guys in the business and so you don't get close to people due to the business.And then we have the fact it is Chiaki who is probably the last person who should be in any sort of relationship period let alone a romantic one
>>20595305Can we fuck him up after he's done messing with our soul gem?I'm not saying to shoot his knees out, but I seriously think he needs a good punch to the face, at least.
>>20595332It would be rather comical that after all of this Matsuda somehow manages to settle into a perfectly normal heterosexual relationship much to the dismay of all the girls throwing themselves at her.But yeah, there really haven't been any males in this quest. There's Garcia, that fanfiction Gary Stu, Kilgore, and Souji. Not really good choices.
>>20595068[x]Sneak out of bed and at least put a shirt on. Leave your pillow where you were laying so Midori will hug it and now get lonely.
>>20595364Sayaka is basically like a boy with breasts, but she's taken.
>>20595332>That's how this whole thing works, right?Magical girls and lesbians go hand in hand. It is almost redundant.Those that aren't, are ticking time bombs. See Sayaka in PMMM.
just remember folks, when we get back to the offices of the officio, we are going to be carrying a bouquet of blue roses, just to watch the sheer amount of nosebleeds we'll cause amongst midori's comic readers
>>20595332>>20595343...Well, I`m kind of waiting for Deculture to give us at least one male Mahou Shoujo.
>>20595364>GarciaThat motherfucker better have kept his claws away from Iori, or we'll smear his entrails all over Mitakihara.
>>20595406I thought we were trying to set him up with Iori so she can live a relatively normal life free of magical girls.
>>20595406I direct you again to >>20595169
>>20595396Do I need to remind you what blue roses mean?
>>20595390I find it ironic that Sayaka was the only character confirmed to be straight in PMMM, but in this she (and Koyoko) were the first to turn out to be gay. Well, at least Mami is straight. That makes it slightly more normal.
>>20595399>male Mahou Shoujo>Mahou Shoujo = magical girl>male magical girl>male girl
>>20595410She seems rather oblivious to him thoughOur messy murder to save her from rape turned her chiakisexual
>>20595416like chiaki knows thatand who decided that anyway?
>>20595410YOU wanted to set them up. I thought it's far to late for her, and that we as Chiaki would be stupid to try to cut all ties to a 'normal' life, because I can guarentee if we do, and the only friends we have a magical girls who Pinky can influence, we'll get the bad end. Also, I want my ship, damnit!
>>20595442>Midori can be aaaaaanyone~
>>20595364There was that nameless pilot who we punched in the stomach, although we might not be on the best of terms right now he has the highest minor-to-major character shift potential of nay nameless character to date.
>>20595416No. That's exactly why we are handing them out like candy. We will even attach the damn entry to them so everyone knows. Fuck your stupid fanboyism, lesbos!
>>20595416k i remember what it means in the doujin, is the a different meaning? want to do it anyway
>>20595448On that list, he's "That fanfiction gary stu"
I'm the only one wanting an Alma like magic girl(a failure of the test procedure/s) to be stored at this faculty and for her to be a boss fight right?I hate when this happens
>>20595442It's not really fair to drag a normal girl into the drunken death spiral that is Matsuda's life.
>>20595428It's cool we can turn her gay. It won't be hard.
>>20595412Indeed I'd take an Iori actively trying to kill us, magical girl or not, than Iori saying 'I settled for Garcia'>>20595416It is just a reference to the doujin, not a sign of 'can't touch this'. Besides, they already know they can't touch this.>>20595428Gotta get rid of that danger first.
>>20595465and what if she's the rope that gets us out of the la brea tar pits that is our life? i want a happy ending, mootdammit!
>>20595399There are many options available!
>>20595465It's not really fair to cut all ties believing doing so will protect her from the dangers that would use her as a proxy to harm us.
>>20595097 >>20595137 >>20595100You glower silently at the door that had protected Souji at the last moment from your well-aimed projectile, before letting out a sigh and touching the gauze covering your cheek. If there's anything you really despise about this job, it's the moments that you spend in recovery, all bandaged up like some sort of invalid. That's not to say you mind bumming out or just spending an entire day drinking wine and watching TV and doing absolutely nothing in the way of being productive - it's just that being inactive as you wait for your injuries to heal means, to you, that you were not good enough to get it right the first time, so to speak. There were snags. There were setbacks. You let yourself get mauled by a bear. That sort of thing.Well, nothing for it. You lie back on the bed, ignoring your self-consciousness nagging you to pull the blanket back up to your chest as you wait for Souji to come back with your coffee. Being chaste isn't something you're really good at or care about much. Of course, you have your own sense of privacy and modesty, but it tends to get shoved neatly to the side with more important things. Work-related things.[1/2]
>>20595428I like how nobody ever considers for even a moment that some of them may be bi.
>>20595428>Well, at least Mami is straight. That makes it slightly more normal.Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I thought that the gender of Mami's lover was left ambiguous?
>>20595459We don't even know he he's supposed to be yet, it's too early to judge that. >>20595470>It won't be hard. The scary thing is that I think you're right.>>20595471>Gotta get rid of that danger first.I still don't think we're safe around her just yet....
>>20595465Her life has been pretty shattered already. Do you think pretty boy Garcia and his sheltered life is going to make her forget the last few months? >>20595501Also, she's already showed up on Pinky's radar. She was IN THE ROOM with Iori, Midori, and us during the rapeshow.If we forget about her in Garcia's hands, I highly, highly doubt that she'll be gone for good. She'll be back, just in a way thats the worst possible outcome for us. The ONLY way to protect her is to get her close and push all the bad things away ourself.
>>20595478>happy ending>Noir madoka>Laughing pinky.gif
>>20595525Keep her close but not 'lover' close. That just opens up too many bad possibilities. We should only be close friends, so we can protect her without dragging her into our shit every time.
deculture posts and first line: >>20595097 >>20595137 >>20595100Fuck.
>>20595517Nope, it was Gary Stu who I think we should have shot just to clean up any loose ends and potential bad writefaggotry.
>>20595531Noir normally has bittersweet endings but I don't about happy endings
>>20595548I don't really like the guy's stories either, but i don't think we need to break his toys to make a point.
>>20595510>>20595510. . .You reach over and compare sizes with Midori. Manually.Soft. Very soft.And yes, she's bigger than you. Two sizes bigger, at the very least.It's...it's almost as if Mami was here in the bed with you.You stop comparing as soon as you hear the doorknob rattle. Souji comes in with your coffee, grumbling about something, and you try to act as if you haven't been nearly caught groping your own subordinate.Why do you do these things to yourself? "Coffee. Black. No sugar. Vodka." The young man intones in a rather irritated voice, placing it on the bedstand nearest you, before taking his place back on the chair. The book you bought him being flipped back to where he let off. "Drink it while it's still hot. I'm not going to make you another if it gets cold."You sit up carefully, ensuring that this time the blanket doesn't drop below chest height for you, securing it underneath your arms - and it's with a furtive, bandaged hand that you take the cup of steaming brew. You give it a hesitant sip, and frown at the bitterness of the coffee mixing with the alcohol. It tastes horrible, but at least it's warm.[2/3]
>>20595554For us I think the bittersweet ending would be everyone dies except Iori who survives because somehow we keep her away from mutant cats, pinky, golden weapons etc only for her to lose the will to live when we die at the end and jump to another timeline after killing all the golden weapon users and probably our friends because they get the magical weapons
>>20595531Yes, yes, I know, I know... this is the triumph of hope over experience. If there's no hope, let's bite steel and swallow lead now.Anyways, found a murderface valentines day card!
>>20595562>Thinking of Mami while in bed with another girl.Oh, Chiaki.
>>20595548I don't think that was ever explicitly stated, although I have to agree with you since it makes the most sense. >>20595517I'm 100% certain Mami's SO was referred to as her boyfriend in the flashback.
>>20595562"Kharn's getting your dinner ready, by the way." Souji says after you take another sip of the horrible-tasting restorative. "Bear takes a bit to cook, and it stinks up the place, so she's doing it topside. You can join her if you want." Another turn of a page. "I'll watch over your friend here. See if she needs anything when she does wake up."Well. That's...friendly of him, you suppose, despite him being an absolute dick about everything else.What do you do?
>>20595596It was so IMPLIED IMPLICATIONS OF IMPLICATIONS that unless Deculture decides popular opinion overrules the terrible writefaggotry then he is.Pretty sure it was confirmed when he was in hospital in the after Kilgore bit but I can't be bothered checking.
>>20595600Let's make sure Misaka got back ok.then pat her on the head for good measure.
>>20595600[x] If he's going to make a show of being an unflappable badass, let's do the same. Get up, not giving a fuck about our nudity, leave our pillow for Midori to hug, and get dressed and head out to go get some bearclaws for breakfast.
>>20595600*SNIIIIIIIFFFFFFF*i smell chikuwa
>>20595600Snap into the mahou shoujo suit and slide carefully out of bed."I suppose i can trust you with the three-dimensional ones. Thanks for the coffee, scarecrow."make sure Midori has something to wear when she wakes up.
>>20595600Thank him for his kindness and costume up after finishing out coffee but before getting out of bedMake sure Midori is left warm when we get out of bed then go ask Kharn a few rather burning questions.
>>20595623Seconding. Though Souji's acerbic (but still remarkably normal) behavior is probably indicative of Misaka's good health, it never hurts to make sure.
>>20595629You're fucking retarded then, the last post is the one not ask for any actions.>>20595639>thanking assholes
>>20595571I think the true end would be a links awakening style dream apocalypse ending. Where the whole word fades away and Midori's last words are "I don't want to go."Homura wakes up in the hospital, goes to school and smiles when she sees Madoka.
>>20595626I don't know why, but I agree with this.
into magical uniform under covers, make sure midori's okay, make sure kharn's putting enough garlic on the bear steaks
>>20595600Ask where the phone is, I think we need to talk to some people.
>>20595669That... would be a big FU to the players, I think.I hope we don't go this route. Anything but this.
>>20595678No rewarding with ass the ass for assholery. Backhand if he sasses again. Not across the room, just to the floor.
>>20595689didn't we get a message that said "Wake up."
>>20595669Sadly, a complete time rewind is probably the best Matsuda can hope for. Midori wouldn't be erased or anything, she'd probably go back to being an unappreciated magical girl with the saints and probably would not know of Homura as she wouldn't become Murderface. Same with Iori, Misaka, and other non-Madoka characters.
>>20595669And even thinking about that has made me sad now.Right in the emotions
>>20595669I want a happy ending, but... want to earn it. And it better be better than ME3.
>>20595701We don't actually rewind time but we jump to another timeline.So everything is as wel leave it and we go for another try>>20595698Early on when Midori has us in an illusion
>>20595694I specifically want us to visit no violence upon him.If we hit him, we're proving his reasons for hating us correct, abusing our position as Warmaster, and being plain childish.
>>20595600"I still don't like you. But thanks for everything."
>>20595714I'm fine with his hate. As long as it's a quiet hate.
>>20595706Doing a better ending than ME3 ain't hard, bro.
>>20595729Hell it doesn't even have to be quiet hateWe just don't hurt him because that will prove him right
>>20595623>checking on Misaka... fuck, we don't know if she's ok. though her bother is calm enough so 80/20 chances.Do this.
>>205957061. You can DESTROY the witches, that will get rid af faust but all magical girls will die (actually that makes a lot of sense)2. You can CONTROL the witches but you will die too,3. Make hot yuri love with Faust and the energy from your lovemaking will cause SYNTHESIS and merge humans and witches together into a new lifeform.
>>20595735So you're okay with being fucked with by Guard1, Guard2, and Girl4. I'm not. Chiaki should be respected, not reviled (out loud). tl;dr: Respect > Fear > Fucked with.
>>20595600I don't feel happy about leaving Midori alone with him... Lets just ask him about how Misaka is doing, and then rest for a bit. Also can we check our soul gem? I feel like now is a good time.
>>20595765Nah man, #2 is the Godoka route followed by the main PMMM storyline.
>>20595775Fuggin' hell, were you buggered in prison or something?We know we can turn Souji into jello from a thousand paces. Half the other MG's on the planet know our name, apparently. Demanding respect at this point is meaningless egotism.
>>20595775As far as I can tell the guards are plenty respectful. Souji is the only one who stands out and that's probably because he's the lead scientist or whatever and banging Kharn. Plus, he's based off Accelerator.
You're a magical girl. You don't ask for clothes. Just transform into costume.Thank Souji and go up top. There's still plenty of stuff to ask Kharn and while she's cooking bears sounds like a good opportunity as any.
>>20595775No I just think that we don't need to be retarded and hurt people because we dislike them.Having the rank and our reputation does enough for respect and fear being fucked with by people happens only once and only gets them anywhere until we messily end them?Currently Souji is disrespectful but professional enough to not start causing actual harm, we don't have to like him but given that we do not currently outrank him nor will we probably have anything to do with him once we outrank him we just have to deal with it
How about we just get our affairs in order. Could be gone for a month
>>20595680 >>20595639 >>20595637You drain the last of the coffee - not caring if it burned its way down your throat - before placing the cup back onto the bedside table and then transforming, right under the sheets. There's a palpable snap of electric charge in the air, a release of energy that makes the blanket covering you billow out slightly - and it's then that you carefully extract your arm from under your sleeping subordinate. Shooting a glance at Souji to make sure he's not sneaking a peek, you lift the blanket slightly to take a look at Midori's injuries - they seem to be confined to her arms, although she is sporting what looks like a nasty cut in her stomach. Puncture wound, probably, considering how the same spot on her back is bandaged up, too....Well, despite your doing your level best to inadvertently hack your subordinate to pieces, it seems she's doing fine and on the way to recovery. You slip off of the bed, slowly and carefully, remembering to fill the gap you've left with your own pillow. Besides this, you make sure she's tucked in, with no chance of the blanket inadvertenly revealing anything incriminating to the one sitting vigil.You finally straighten up in your fresh new costume. It's a new one, as your Soul Gem is wont to create a pristine copy with every time you transform. Again the pantyhose hitching a bit too high up for comfort, but you'll adjust that later. Your shield heavy on your right arm, you pat the unreliable little bastard - before giving Souji a gruff word of thanks as you make your way out. "No problem." For once, Souji doesn't sound like he's sneering. Or having a thousand dicks in his mouth. "Thank you for getting Misaka back here safely. For the second time."
Check soulgem, Midori, phone.
>>20595562i get a nagging sense that we should not leave Midori alone with him for some reason...maybe it is just because of the possibility of things going south (which they usually do)we need to lose the corruption and for the moment that means resting.ask if Misaka and the men got back safely.
>>20595863now it's the end of the thread unless he forgot the [x/y]
>>20595863She is more important to me than my own life is.While that might not mean much given how little I value her life I would never let anything happen to her if I can prevent it.
Wait, weren't we told before that even though we were in training we still ranked as Warmaster with all that it implied? How the heck are we not qualified to know about the second method?
>>20595880Let the man end his own threads, hm?
>>20595880In this thread: We got out of bed. Deculture is slow, but not that slow.
>>20595765And obviously this should play: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0&feature=player_detailpage#t=44s
>>20595912No. We also got into bed.
>>20595912We also started a much needed talk on the subject of our treatment, compared sizes, and found out what she'll be doing while the rest of us to go to flashback land (Chiaki will be too busy recovering to care what the players are up to).
>>20595912This thread is already five hours old man, it's ending soon.
>>20595863Is it me, or he sounds cheerful at the prospect of being left alone with a sleeping naked Midori?I think we classified him as 'trustful with 3D ones' too soon.
>>20595900Clearly it's a "too terrible for mortal minds" method (with likely fleshmetal limbs outcome) and that's just the first excuse Kharn thought of as to why to not tell us until the first procedure fails.
>>20595945He could be cheerful of being with Midori nor not being with Matsuda.
>>20595900The second method may not be needed until the first one fails. And while we may outrank everyone here, we're NOT above QB, and he likely told them to use option two if the first fails with or without our consent.
We should ask Kharn about the part where she coughs up blood.
>>20595922Oh. Well, nevermind then.
>>20595900...You're not qualified to know why you're not qualified...Maybe this secret is bigger than just OB's agency, after all, we don't know how many girls could of gotten Golden Weapons before we showed up (or how many), and not all of them would of come from the same agency.
>>20595941I just hope the next flashback will be the interrogation of Homura after they retrieved her from the Witch`s Barrier. I fucking loathe "Hurr, lets jump back and forth in time"-kind of flashbacks. Especially since the Interrogation is the part we`ve been looking forward to for weeks.
>>20595945I have to agree, maybe we could ask Misaka to go and annoy him to make sure he doesn't do anything... Rapey...Once we're sure that she's okay, that is.
>>20595863You stop momentarily in your tracks at this, before nodding silently. All you get from him is the turning of another page of the porn he's reading, and you clamp down on the impulse to punch his very punchable face as you make your way to the elevator - and consequently, topside.The trip is short, uneventful, and by the time the elevator doors slide open, you realize that you've been unconscious for quite a while. Sunlight had come and gone, and the night sky is a rather peaceful, if star-filled one. The courtyard where everyone got prepped for the bear hunt is somewhat empty, except for a few soldiers gathering around fires - the rest seem to be patrolling outside.Your former partner and good friend, Kharn, is at the very center of the courtyard, as usual. She is attending to a very large and very active grill,the coals inside smoldering red with heat - the aluminum racks heaving with thick slabs of greasy bear meat, each one sizzling as they cooked. The process itself is making quite the plue of smoke - Souji is right, it does present a rather unique stench. But most of that seems to be hidden with a careful - or liberal - amount of spices involved, and you can faintly smell crushed garlic and pepper in the roasting aroma.Not a bad dinner to wake up to, you think. You call Kharn's attention, and she turns to you, all smiles. Showing off the apron she is wearing over her clothes - the kitschy words 'Kiss The Chef' embroidered on the pink material.[1/2]
>>20595997It was already voted on by a previous thread to be the adventures of Murderface, Kharn, and "The Ghost." Sorry.
I wanted to make a fapfic for you guys starring Chiaki and Midori but instead I got thishttp://sharetext.org/2wUvI'll still make one, but for now, enjoy this short piece, hot off the presses.
>>20596015That doesn't mean it can't be Kharn who's interrogating us, though. And the Ghost could be her Culexus friend, perhaps? What? It could happen! >>20596007Also, what is this I don't even know...
>>20596012Apron didn't specify where, now, did it?
>>20596015We also theorized that "the ghost", is the Culexus that Murderface used to be friends with. Possibly named, Malal if Kharn inscribed her Chainsword as a tribute.
>>20595977It may prove to be important later.
I guess not all girls with artificial limbs and broken dreams are eager to reveal top secret information to people in their organisation.
>>20596031dude. . .
>>20596031Try to make fapfiction, get depression instead.Yeah, that's Matsuda for you.
>>20596012Okay guys! Don`t fuck this up! This is our chance to get at least SOME information out of Kharn like I suggested before: >>20595014
>>20596031I'm so done.
>>20596012"Ah, Murderface! I was worried you were going to sleep through dinner!" Kharn greets you, a grease-covered spatula held delicately with her claws. "Very sorry if you woke up without any clothes and just bandages, Midori was in a very bad way, and she needed...body warmth, you know? Skin to skin. Could not help it." Kharn shrugs helplessly, although you can tell by the way she's grinning that she's not exactly being truthful here. "Ah, but it all works out, I am imagining! I made sure Souji is also there, in case emergency things are needed. He is doctor, too, besides being scientist, you know?"Well, you didn't know that, but you tell Kharn that there's really nothing between you and Midori. Nothing at least on your end, anyway."Ayah. Do not presume to tell me these things, Murderface, I know you," Kharn brandishes the spatula at your direction, clicking her tongue in mock admonishment. "You say one thing, and mean the other. Do not think it works on me, we have spilt enough blood and killed enough souls together. I would like to think that offers us a unique understanding of each other, yes?"That's all well and good, but isn't she forgetting that you don't remember a thing about the time you spent together?[2/3]
>>20596083The Murderface Experience.®
>>20596122"Of course that is in put into consideration!" Kharn says, blinking, before the grin comes back on again. "I do not cook simply because I feel like it, Murderface! When I do, it is for a reason!" She points towards a ruggedized cooler next to the grill. "Ah, there, get a drink of your own, and I will start regaling you of tales about our past. You should listen, because I will not repeat it, no matter how much you beg." She flips one of the massive steaks with a flick of the spatula, the large slab of meat making the rack groan."I will tell you about the Murderer, the Betrayer, and the Ghost."Finally. A chance to get a bit of your past life back.It's just one small chunk amidst thousands, but you'll take what you can get.
>>20596031AWESOME! I could totally see it happen exactly like that. You did good.
>>20596032>Also, what is this I don't even know...It's quite obviously the plot of PMMM, explained with a penguin analogy. What's surprising about it is that somehow all of them look just as cute as they do in the anime, if not cuter.
>>20596137And cue Chikuwa. Nice that we'll be able to act on this upcoming flashback unlike Mami's which would be metagaming.
>>20596031No author self-insert in the middle of the magic girls.0/10, would not read, dog shit on my shoes
And that's it for this thread!The next thread, as promised, will be the chosen flashback!Thank you for participating again, and feedback is always appreciated!
>>20596031Denton, i think you punched me in the feels.With words.>>20596083I was going to say that at least i partly escaped this, but... yeah, no. Tragedy and unhealthy relationships are the Murderface Experience.
>>20596157You're the best, Deculture. Thanks for running the quest for us today!
>>20596031Not bad. Although it makes me a little sad.
>>20596012>Kharn in a pink apronBueno
>>20596157awesome, is the feedback here
>>20596157Awesome, thanks Deculture, you typed out a lot this thread. I'm looking forward to the next one.
>>20596157Thank you for the thread.I hope Kharn's apron if the kind that cinches at the waist, to better emphasize her bustline.
>>20596031>start reading fanfic>This starts playing on my playlist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-9lMcKWJwo>mfwYou have to be fucking kidding me...
Oh look, someone got the artist of the original chikuwa pic to sign some prints.
>>20596207All music uploaded to the OST. And thread arched! http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest
>>20596157Remember men, what we need to do.When we come out of this flashback in a few threads, we need to remember to tell Kharn...That Souji told us she has nice Mamis.
>>20596205I think we need this...For...Actually I just want to see this I can't think up a false reason
>>20596235I always thought that Deculture was the original artist of the Chikuwa pic
>>20596157As ever, thank you for questan.
>>20596254Because, my friend, Kharn in that sort of apron would be divine to see.
>>20596260Deculture isn't even the artist of the modifier Chikuwa pic! For one, there's a lot more thick black lines in Deculture stuff.
>>20596280Yeah but I figured that may have been a rare example of it not being thick black lines and actually colored because he was trying out another styleLearn something new every day
>>20596205I will be taking off time tomorrow to draw more things for the quest. I can do this one easily!
I dunno if he would approve, tho.
>>20596157Hnnng, Decu.Midori conflicts me. Adorable, a fellow Mahou Shoujo, and disarmingly earnest, but damaged and with this lurking edge of obsession, i just can't decide if i want to vote for us to accept her advances or not...
Barely relevant to thread: I've had this as my title banner for the last couple hours - https://static.4chan.org/image/title/new/1316752069971.jpg
>>20596366Accepting Midori would make Midori happy in the short term , but knowing Matsuda, would make her despair in the long term when Matsuda inevitably gets killed/gets retired/goes flesh of fallen angels.Matsuda and everyone else is better off if Matsuda avoids deep relationships, at least until this whole Pinky mess blows over or blows up.
>>20596461You mean we timeline jump leaving an empty shell behind and quite possibly a wrecked world?Because I don't really see things turning out any other way once we are done with this place
>>20596512Ah yes, I had forgotten that. Even the happy ending has despair.
>>20596550Gen Urobuchi, ladies and gentlemen.>>20596461I know it's not the best idea, but it would be so easy, all we'd have to do is stop holding her at arm's length. All it'd take is a moment of weakness where Chiaki gives in...
>>20596366I think she has potential to become something more than she is right now. While there is a distinct possibility of her becoming a yandere variant, she also shown to be capable under duress and has a sort of maturity that comes with a lifetime of hardship. She's been burned badly by life and has coped with it by crushing on Murderface, but as Chiaki's subordinate, she'll be exposed to almost every bit of the Warmaster training that Chiaki will experience. As long as she doesn't bury her head in the ground (or in Matsuda's chest) and isn't scarred by everything, she could become a very capable MG.We just need to make sure that she doesn't turn into Iori 2.0, or the MG equivalent of Petyr Baelish with frightening illusion powers.
>>20596873>the MG equivalent of Petyr Baelish with frightening illusion powers.I think if we were responsible for illusionist puella magi Littlefinger, we could die relatively happy with the knowledge that though she may have killed us, we will have created the greatest monster.Go forth wearing our face, and bring ruin to all who oppose you~
Guys, I'm less worried about making Midori into something that inconveniences us(yandere, whatever) and more about just emotionally wrecking a poor kid like her. This is less about self-preservation and more about not being a douchebag.Besides, not all emotionally obsessive people get "entertaining" mental problems when broken, sometimes they just get depressed and shut down. :|
>>20597262This will be quite a journey for both Chiaki and Midori. Perhaps Midori can teach Chiaki how to be more of a human being while Chiaki provides Midori stability and emotional support. Kind of like what Mami seemed to intend with Iori's relationship with Chiaki, only with less clingy over-protectiveness. As odd as it sounds, I think that Midori has a higher chance of developing a healthy relationship (platonic or otherwise) with Chiaki moreso than Iori, despite the less than auspicious introduction of having her legs shot out from under her.