You are a 2x2 blue brick!By the whims of chance and the toybox, you have affixed yourself to a 1x1 round, thus making the leap from mere block to construct!
Suddenly blessed with sapience, you take in the scene around you. You rest on a green grass baseplate, in an area surrounded on three sides by blue water baseplates.
Nearby a small pack of 1x1 rounds huddle near a Round Tree.
>Absorb the 1x1's by the tree
What will you do now?
>>20531470Screw that, absorb the WHOLE TREE.
Are we capable of anchoring to the ground by using the round?Perhaps we can build a tower out of the small pack and have a look from the higher vantage point.
>>20531470You creep toward the tree, intent on the 1x1 rounds nearby! As you approach they dislodge themselves from their baseplate studs and assume a defensive posture!Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
If we're going to be sapient, we should have a goal in life. What do we want to become?I vote space ship. See if we can make a trip to Ice Planet and pick up some Orange Transparent Chainsaws.
Charge the tree and affix it to out top!
>>20531502>defensive posture>tilt self at a 45 degree angleI like you
rolled 12 = 12>>20531502We should stick the red one closest to us onto the yellow 1x1 round we already have.
rolled 6 = 6>>20531502Roll towards them menacingly
>>20531522The 1x1 rounds scatter in terror, tumbling out of the way, but to no avail, as each one in turn is subsumed by your bulk!
rolled 11 = 11I'm still in for taking the tree
Now, having affixed all four of the tiny Legos to your form, you stand on the beach. Nothing stirs...What will you do now?
>>20531564Wait, jaws?And we're blue?Are we aquatic?
Fuck yeah. Legos.FUCK YEAH!
>>20531580dig up the tree.
rolled 5 = 5>>20531580We should seek out more blocks to consume, as I fear we would be absorbed by the tree rather than the other way around if we dared affix to it.
>>20531580Put tree on head, attempt to float across ocean.
>>20531580We absorb the tree onto our head, making us the perfect ambush predator. We will await more useful prey and acquire their traits until we are ready to become a hunter.
Knock over the tree and push it to the water, and start a grand sailing voyage for more fertile baseplates
>>20531463> in an area surrounded on three sides by blue water What's on the fourth?
I'm loving the photography here. This is far above typical fa/tg/uy $20 digital camera in poorly lit bedroom. OP knows what he's doing.
>>20531568We shall wear the tree as a hat.
>>20531580Use the red one as a little hat.
>>20531630But tree is our hat
>>20531568With only one piece left on the baseplate, you spur yourself forward, digging in and separating the baseplate from the clutch of the tree...
rolled 4 = 4Rolling for tree on head.
It worked!What will you do n-
EAT DAT TREE
rolled 9 = 9>>20531642>>20531643Rolling to orient ourselves such that the spheroid part of the tree is underneath us.
Oh, no! Minifigs!They think they're so great with their articulation and their hands that can grip things!"Hey block, what's the big idea! Put that tree down and leggo those rounds!"What will you do now?!?
>>20531653With our acquisition of the tree comes buoyancy. We must float across the water in search of more blocks to consume/seduce.
>>20531653Fall over due to weight
rolled 11 = 11Now we have tree head we can use the power of the sun because photosynthesis and cloraphils. Or whatever. Grow using solar power
rolled 11 = 11>>20531668Consume the unprotected head.
rolled 4 = 4>>20531668Smash those motherfuckers with our tree-head.
>>20531668Attempt to take the hat and the helmet so that we can equip our round minions with them, thus creating battle legos.>I actually forgot how to roll. Uh.
>>20531668They think they are strong yes?Eat hatless one
rolled 12 = 12>>20531668Roll to seduce of course.
rolled 1 = 1>>20531668Grind them into dust! We use our newfound tree-head as a mace!
rolled 10 = 10>>20531668Have lego spagetti fall out our pockets as we attempted to say Hi
rolled 3 = 3>>20531668RIP.AND.TEAR.Go for the one with the hat first. He's clearly their leader, and judging by his insignia probably their pilot as well.End configuration should have at least two pairs of legs stuck to the underside of our block and the heads forming a totem pole with the rounds between the top of the blue block and the tree.
>>20531681use photo synthesis for solar beam!
rolled 33 = 33>>20531755seconding this!
>>20531681>>20531683Seizing a moment of opportunity, you charge at the minifig with the unprotected head piece while his friends watch in shock!
rolled 2 = 2Flush with the power of the sun's bright light you feel unstoppable!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
>>20531779Jesus christ how horrifying.
>>20531779WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?!?!
rolled 10 = 10>>20531779Proceed to rip and tear, assimilate and integrate the remains.
rolled 6 = 6>>20531779SOLAHBEEEEEEM
rolled 4 = 4>>20531779Fire a solarbeam a the helmeted man.
rolled 7 = 7>>20531779Rend them brick from brick!
rolled 2 = 2>>20531779Consume the dude with the hat next!
rolled 11 = 11>>20531779Crush those who look on with your tree
rolled 11 = 11>>20531779We are assuming direct control.
rolled 3 = 3>>20531779SOLAHBEAM
rolled 7 = 7>>20531796"Yaaaah!" the last one screams as you chase him around the peninsula!... Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
we need at least 4 legs
rolled 9 = 9>>20531847"Hurry back! Tell your leader, you'll need more men!"
>>20531847Taht is so fucked upped!
rolled 6 = 6>>20531847Throw the pink 1x1 at him. Hopefully it will allow us to remotely control him.
rolled 2 = 2>>20531847Pancake the mother fucker with your tree, bloody him up good.Isn't it highest roll wins the action? What the fuck horse shit is this!
rolled 2 = 2>>20531847Devour the last guy
>>20531847>Oh neat LegoQuest>Let's see what's going on in h-GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS IS THAT?!
>>20531874It's LEGO katamari + CoC.
rolled 9 = 9>>20531847I have never seen a monstrosity more beautiful. Venture across the sea for even greater bits. while saying >>20531858
rolled 12 = 12>>20531869seconding this
>>20531847Praise the sun!
rolled 2 = 2>>20531913RAPE TRAIN! NOW BOARDING: YOU!
>>20531923The Sun!Our Incandescent Sphere of BURNING HATE THAT IS PELOR.
Wisely, you release the last one, to potentially draw more minifigs to you later.As you watch him flee with one head, your other newly-acquired piece looks out over the endless blue of the water baseplate. Limbs twitch and flex as you begin to realize the full abilities of the pieces now part of your being.What now?
rolled 3 = 3>>20531943Offer a prayer to our fiery protector, and then set out across the sea.
rolled 3 = 3>>20531943Now we DIG. What is under this base plate?
rolled 7 = 7>>20531943Dive into the water. We need to add a shark to our form.
>>20531943Search for more legos to assimilate.
rolled 3 = 3>>20531943Go fishing.
rolled 3 = 3>>20531955YES
rolled 9 = 9>>20531943Wait, and use photosynthesis to grow more parts.
rolled 7 = 7>>20531943Hope that damn witch from Shreep Quest shows up. Uppity bint never got the shreep induced death she deserved.
>>20531953>>20531955>>20531963You wade into the water and immediately begin flailing and floundering! This form has too many limbs and too top-heavy of a structure to swim very well, and any sea creatures that may have been lurking nearby have probably been spooked away!What now?
rolled 3 = 3I'd Like to re-assemblelegs, then the cube, over the cube the 2 torsos with their heads and on them the rest of the stuff
rolled 2 = 2>>20532004The answer is clear. If we can't swim to them, we have to drink out the sea.Commence the slurping.
>>20532004Islands are terrible swimmers.But it's not like they care.WE MUST BECOME AN ISLAND.
rolled 6 = 6>>20532004Remove the tree!
rolled 6 = 6>>20532004re-assemble one of the guys to see what happens. Hopefully it will be under our control
rolled 10 = 10>>20532004Praise the sun!Then begin tracking the mini fig while learning our new limbs through juggling.
rolled 2 = 2>>20532004Swim like a squid! The tree remains buoyant, while the limbs function as propellers. Solarbeam anything that even thinks of fucking with us!
rolled 9 = 9>>20532004Leave the peninsula for the mainland. We must become a spaceship, and we need more blocks to do it!
rolled 11 = 11>>20532004Find a fish and acquire gills.
>>20532025vote for this!
rolled 2 = 2>>20532004Damnable physics! Perhaps we should shed some bricks to become more sea worthy.
rolled 11 = 11>>20532012Can we have two of our arms wield the tree as some form of club?
rolled 4 = 4>>20532017This man is right! Plant ourselves into the baseplate, when the minifig returns with reinforcements... we consume them as they hit our plate. They'll never see it coming
rolled 2 = 2>>20532051Or, burrow UNDER the baseplate, leave one of the 1x1 rounds above to sense the foe. then BURST up from below as an antlion! A demonic, part-tree, LEGO ANTLION!
>>20532012This is a little better, but the tree won't stay on!It seems Round Trees need at least a 2x2 to grip to...What now?
rolled 1 = 1>>20532067Acquire more Vespene Gas! I mean raw materials.Find the other 2x2 Blocks and consume them before we get another sentient rival!
rolled 10 = 10>>20532067Wield tree as club & go explore the mainland.
>>20532042Seeking to make full use of the minifigs' arms, you heft it upwards, but it seems that their arms are not good for everything - the trunk of the Round Tree is much too large for their hands to fit around, and the arms can barely hold it aloft, much less batter something else with it!
rolled 8 = 8>>20532097Dismay! We must find something to replace our solarbeam! To the sea!
rolled 12 = 12>>20532097Abandon the tree and set out on a trek across the land to acquire new parts.
rolled 5 = 5>>20532097Then we shall just have to remain treeless. But exploring the mainland will doubtlessly provide up with many more things to absorb.
rolled 1 = 1>>20532097Use the tree as a raft. Trees float right?
rolled 12 = 12>>20532125>>20532128Do you not wish to become part shark?
rolled 5 = 5>>20532135Going inland gives us the possibility of becoming part dragon though.
rolled 10 = 10>>20532143...Point.Although, wouldn't going into the sea open up a chance to become part Cthulu?
rolled 3 = 3>>20532143Absorbing a dragon is quite a huge step though. Better start with the small stuff and work up from there.>>20532159>trying to assimilate the Old OneI'm not sure that's how it works. We're not a goddamn Katamari ball.
>>20532159We can use that tree to attract fish, and consume them when we return.
rolled 3 = 3>>20532170>We're not a goddamn Katamari ball.The fuck we aren't.
>>20532135We should grab a dragon part first, then go hunt a shark with our newfound powers.Then as a dracoshark, we can easily add lego-thulu to our body!
rolled 9 = 9>>20532170>We're not a goddamn Katamari ball.No. We're a lot more malevolent than any katamari. I give us a 1 in 12 chance of being able to assimilate an Old One.
>>20532125Replacing the Round Tree close enough to where it used to be, you set off across the green baseplates, following a trail that leads out past the blue baseplates.
rolled 4 = 4>>20532182THEN WHY CAN'T WE KEEP THE DAMNED TREE?THAT IS NOT HOW I LEARNED IT.
rolled 1 = 1Guys...Hey guys...Guys what if...Hey guys.What if guys...What if we assimilated the green land base plate?
rolled 2 = 2>>20532201Are we able to speak?This is probably not all that important to know.
rolled 12 = 12>>20532201>hulkwalkingawaymusic.jpg
Eventually you come to a valley where a cluster of other bricks dwell!A pair of tall 1x1s stand majestically, rearing toward the sky like cranes...
rolled 8 = 8>>20532201Roll to find something cool.
rolled 8 = 8>>20532232Assimilate them, assimilate them hard.
>>20532232Looks like some new platform shoes to me.
>>20532097Replant the tree where it was. When the minifig returns no-one will believe his story.
Another 2x2 like yourself is also nearby, along with a larger 2x3 block!A 2x2 angled piece lurks at the edge of the blue baseplate.What will you do now?
rolled 1 = 1>>20532232USE THEM AS CLUBS!
rolled 12 = 12>>20532232Stick the two 2x2 blocks upon our blue 2x2 blocks to have an additional 4 spaces free, 2 on each site.
rolled 12 = 12>>20532232Stilts? I'm thinking stilts.
>>20532232CONSUME! put them on our heads, so that we may bop our foes from afar like the majestic unicorn
>>20532232Destroy them! With aeroplanes!
rolled 8 = 8>>20532240>have four legs>suggest using two stiltswhat the fuck
rolled 2 = 2>>20532249Hail them. No need for violence against our fellow bricks. Unless they resist.
rolled 6 = 6>>20532252>>20532253>Two 12s in a row.
rolled 3 = 3>>20532232Ignore 1x1 talls. Assimilate 2x2 bricks, putting them under the blue brick and widening our stance.
rolled 11 = 11>>20532249Hm... well, this is a Lego-volution quest, so I say we mate with the 2x3 to see whether or not our mutations are passed on.
>>20532249Attach the Yellow angled piece to the 3x2. Perhaps we can gain a friend!
>>20532249take that 2x3! we must expand ourselves whenever possible!
rolled 10 = 10>>20532268>A six>Quoting two twelves.>Twelve divided by 2 is six.
rolled 3 = 3>>20532249Put the the 3*2 in their midsection, with a point sticking out at the back. On that point, put the 2*2 piece. Now we can carry the tree on our back.Put the spires on their head, and use the angled piece as hat.
rolled 8 = 8assimilated the 2x2 bricks, creating a new 2x2 platform, go back for the tree
rolled 5 = 5>>20532279Crafty. I like your thinking. Commence the consumption!
rolled 12 = 12>>20532249Attach the two 1x1 to the yellow angled piece, and use that as an axe.
rolled 12 = 12>>20532286>>20532279Third for this
If we assemble a new minifig man out of the parts we own, will we control him? Get a little bit of the thing going on in here.
>>20532249Remove the heads and place them atop the tall 1x1's we should not care for such backwards and useless pieces!
rolled 5 = 5>>20532303The 2x2 blue Block is the "brain", so to say. I doubt we can remote control stuff.
rolled 3 = 3>>20532252>>20532253Before the other blocks can react you snatch them up and add them to your now-formidable bulk!The 2x2 angled piece has definitely noticed you!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
rolled 2 = 2>>20532307Rolling for this.
rolled 1 = 1Put the heads on the 1x1s and see all of our new kingdom!
rolled 12 = 12>>20532331Mate with the 2x2 angle block.
rolled 12 = 12>>20532331Quickly lower the remaining legs and attach it.
rolled 7 = 7>>20532331Reassemble as this >>20532279 so that we can carry the tree.
rolled 7 = 7>>20532331Convince the 2x2 angle block to become our squire. If he obliges, give him our (now vestigial) pair of shortlegs
rolled 6 = 6>>20532358This but first we need to place a 1x1 round on him so he gains sentience.
rolled 3 = 3>>20532331Kick it in its stupid angled shins. We don't need no fuckin' angleds.
rolled 7 = 7[x] Genuflect
>>20532406Lego Quest is a scary place sometimes.
>>20532406Hey anon what did you do today?I watched a block be seduced.
rolled 4 = 4>>20532397Give the 2x2 angle block one of your set of legs and bring him with you as a slave
rolled 9 = 9>>20532414I don't believe any seduction is taking place friend.
The union produces three offspring! One of them is a 1x2 block that bears a strong resemblance to you, while the other two in the litter are 1x2 angled pieces!What now?
>>20532425I see feet for our massive legs.
rolled 7 = 7>>20532425We now have angled legs.
rolled 10 = 10>>20532425Consume them
rolled 9 = 9>>20532425Rebuild them all into one single entity and call it Frank>>20532435Also this
>>20532425Mate with the offspring.Maybe if we keep doing this we can get some random mutations.And besides if this doesn't work we can always toss them in the ocean as bait to attract ocean dwelling bricks.
rolled 12 = 12>>20532425Incorporate the two 1x2 pieces into our form as shoes. Bring the mother and our remaining offspring with us as we seek out more bricks!
rolled 3 = 3>>20532424I very much DO think so.>>20532425Bitchin' shoes, ain't they?
rolled 3 = 3>>20532425Give our 1x2 a pair of legs, a 1x1 round and a head. He is his fathers son and should grow to be like us.
rolled 8 = 8>>20532425"We shall meet again someday my children, until that day... GROW!"
rolled 4 = 4>>20532425Assemble our offspring together into a new entity. Give them some of our extraneous bits like the 2nd set of legs.
rolled 10 = 10>>20532451Forgot to dice
rolled 4 = 4>>20532425This >>20532456and use the 2 slopes as a feet!
rolled 2 = 2>>20532479I cannot dice today, I haz the dumb.
rolled 2 = 2>>20532489Don't even bother with taking it out of your e-mail field then.I haz the dumb? Seriously? Shit's facebook tier now.
>>20532510So do you
rolled 9 = 9>>20532510Ironic
You're really moving up in the world!The thought of harvesting some of your pieces and using them to form another construct crosses your mind...What do you want to do? Will you keep all your pieces and leave in search of more, or fashion another construct?
rolled 10 = 10What the actual fuck, /tg/. I can't stop laughing and my face is starting to hurt.
>>20532523Well, we've got a minifig to spare....
rolled 10 = 10>>20532523Tell the remaining pieces to reproduce with haste while you search for more things to assimilate
rolled 9 = 9>>20532510>deleting posts
rolled 7 = 7>>20532510Don't think just because you delete your post I can't see it.I have 4chan X.
rolled 9 = 9>>20532523After considering shedding pieces to form a new construct, we find the concept abhorrent. However, our bride and child must be Elevated as we have been. We should set out to one of the brown base plates in search of pieces for our loved ones!
>>20532523My god, that abomination...
>>20532519>>20532520>>20532527So much so I deleted it, how does one spoiler then?
>>20532523put blue 2x1 on neck stalks, place yellow sloped bit on top of white 2x2
rolled 10 = 10>>20532544[ spoiler] Dicks dicks dicks.[/spoiler]Dicks dicks dicks.
rolled 9 = 9>>20532545
>>20532523Jesus christ how horrifying.Consume blocks.
>>20532544By not being a twat.
>>20532544Don't capitalize the "spoiler"
rolled 4 = 4>>20532544By using 4chanX and it's really practical SPOILER function.
rolled 1 = 1>>20532523Give legs and a head to our 1x2 blue child. Carry the mother on our back.
rolled 2 = 2>>20532523Reconfigure.Move bodies down to blue 2x2. Put white 3x2 on top of necks stalks.We must keep optimum space available for the tree!
rolled 8 = 8>>20532523Thanks>>20532557To keep it on topic. Let us reward our mate with a pair of legs and a 1 round
Leaving the other bricks to their natural progression, you head out, striding across the plain of green baseplate back toward the beach where you first encountered the Round Tree...
>>20532594NO! Don't leave our wife and child! We must bring them with us, at least! We can start a warrior clan called.....something....
...and in short enough order, you bear it aloft once more!This time gripped tight against the white 2x2, the Round Tree has no chance of coming loose on its own! From here you can see the direction the minifig fled to, as well as the path back to the valley where the angled brick and your other offspring dwell.What will you do now?
rolled 10 = 10>Actually goes back and reads the filenamesOh fuck, my sides
>>20532612Go in the direction of the minifig. There must be a city we can assimilate.
rolled 7 = 7>>20532612Head the same direction as the minifig, keeping an eye out for other things to absorb/lego rape along the way.
rolled 1 = 1>>20532612Follow the one that got away.
rolled 12 = 12>>20532612Return to our mate and surviving child. As we gain in power, others may seek to use them to get to us. We must take them with us to protect them!
rolled 12 = 12Go back and assimilate the last child and the angled brick
rolled 3 = 3We need a transparent brick to be able to fire the Solar beam! Clearly Transparent bricks live in the sea so we can wade in and fish for some.
rolled 7 = 7>>20532612... Slenderman, as that you?
rolled 9 = 9We should find the nearest town and demand a sacrifice.Or else.
rolled 11 = 11>>20532612Go back to the yellow brick and child so we can sacrifice one minifig to create a second construct.
rolled 5 = 5>>20532658Lens for the solar beam.
Not wanting to abandon your kin to cruel fate, you return to them shortly, and the two follow along at your heels readily enough.Together, you set out in search of more minifigs...
rolled 3 = 3With our long legs we can probably walk through the water now.
rolled 5 = 5>>20532672Take to the sea.
rolled 12 = 12>>20532672Attempt to locate the escaped minifig
I keep reading "minifag" instead of "minifig"
rolled 4 = 4>>20532672>>20532694Hunt down and mate with the escaped minifig.
rolled 10 = 10Let's find more minifigs to chase/mutilate
>>20532701ya me too
rolled 12 = 12>>20532705Ohgodwhat
rolled 1 = 1>>20532705I don't think we need to rape the poor M-Tron guy. He might have some crazy magnet powers or something.
You think you found it!... What now?!?
rolled 3 = 3>>20532734Crush, Kill, Destroy, Swag!
rolled 9 = 9>>20532734Mate with everything. Then absorb them all.
rolled 9 = 9>>20532720M-Tron guy had a jetpack anyway so i doubt we'd catch him.
>>20532734RIP AND TEAR
rolled 11 = 11>>20532734Come to them as their new GOD!
rolled 5 = 5>>20532734Show them the meaning of the word "Fear"And then the word rape
rolled 6 = 6>>20532734>dat tophatTake apart the others and incorporate them into our offspring. Mate with Tophat guy.
rolled 4 = 4>>20532734Kick them. Kick them all.
rolled 1 = 1>>20532734Run and boot blue guy into tophat guy. Show them who is boss!
rolled 7 = 7>>20532745I always thought those air tanks were jet packs when I was a kid too.
rolled 9 = 9>OP allows one mating session>/tg/ turns the construct into a rape horror that sounds like it came from /x/
rolled 6 = 6>>20532742...Better think of something else, and quickly!Roll a d12 for whatever you do!
rolled 6 = 6>>20532776>ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAWWe must have it.Dislodge one of your spare torsos and throw it at someone
(Man, I had NO idea there would be this many people around today! If I had known, I would have run a "serious" game!)
rolled 10 = 10>>20532776Kick the blue shirt into their path, then uproot the fences and use them as swords.
rolled 2 = 2>>20532776Kick Top Hat into the Orange Chainsaw!
rolled 9 = 9>>20532776Smite those who would harm you.
rolled 1 = 1>>20532776Can we fire those heads like projectiles?
rolled 11 = 11>>20532776Fire one of our ass heads at them, trying to turn them into a construct like us.Flee or attack, depending on how the mob reacts.
rolled 6 = 6>>20532776>orange transparent chainsaw>ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW>ORANGE>TRANSPARENT>CHAINSAWFire the moustached head at the guy with the orange transparent chainsaw, then incorporate the chainsaw into ourselves while he's stunned!
rolled 11 = 11>>20532776ABSORB THE ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW FIRST
rolled 3 = 3Bombard them with the severed heads!
>>20532776GET THAT CHAINSAW! WE SHALL BECOME A GOD!
>>20532791Pfft, we don't need serious games.we need Lego-Borg Rape games.
rolled 2 = 2>>20532816Seconded
>>20532816Run this game more often op.This is my serious game.
>>20532791This is the best thing ever!
rolled 6 = 6>>20532776>Orange transparent chainsawKill him and obtain it. Then rend the earth itself asunder, for we are become death, destroy of worlds.
rolled 9 = 9>>20532791Keep this quest up! It's amazing!
rolled 3 = 3>>20532776Use our extreme height to kick tophat's head off!THERE IS AN ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW. WE MUST HAVE IT.
rolled 11 = 11>>20532791Are you kidding? This is great.
rolled 8 = 8>>20532791Games about soba vendors, evil shreep, and katamari bricks are just as good, if not better than serious games LQ.
>>20532788Snapping an extraneous torso from your top studs, you fling it, desperation guiding your aim...
...but the knight parries it expertly!
>>20532768You mean it's NOT a jetpack?
>>20532881>>20532887fuck its not worth it, We can't do anything against an orange transparent chainsaw.
>>20532791Horror-comedy is a niche that I don't believe is filled often enough, and this quest is very unique.
rolled 6 = 6The pair charge you!ROLL A D12 FOR WHATEVER YOU DO!!!!!!!!
rolled 10 = 10Use one of those fence post things as a crude bat.
rolled 11 = 11>>20532906see>>20532792
rolled 9 = 9>>20532906Kick the knight
>>20532887That twat, I don't think we will win against a Orange transparent chainsaw.I say use his move as a distraction and run, fucking run.
rolled 11 = 11>>20532906Pick up one of the conical trees and use it as a drill! ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH!Also, Mate and Child are in danger if we don't succeed! We have to win!
>>20532905>Horror-comedyhttp://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/The_ApprenticeThat's this quest in a nutshell. The protagonist's alignment has been described as "bumbling evil".
rolled 11 = 11>>20532940>>20532906Fuck
rolled 5 = 5>>20532906Kick that thing out of his hands!
rolled 6 = 6>>20532906Dragon Kick his ass.
rolled 8 = 8>>20532906Lean back, then swing forward and send the tree spinning at them. We might be able to take them both out in one shot, and then claim our beautiful orange chainsaw prize.
rolled 9 = 9>>20532906Seconding a solarbeam.
rolled 6 = 6>>20532906Spin around and forcefully eject a head and 1x1 stud at the knight's face.
rolled 9 = 9>>20532940We don't have anything to fire the solar beam from. We'd need something transparent.Kick the closest one and jump over the second.
rolled 12 = 12>>20532906Use the 1x1s as cannons, fire them at the knight.
rolled 6 = 6>>20532955>>20532973Combination of these two.
>>20532911Thinking quickly, you tear the fences from the baseplate, affixing them together to form a weapon!SWACK! The knight goes flying!
rolled 2 = 2>>20532954Into the milky way.
One of the minifigs breaks and runs, fleeing to parts unknown!The knight lays sprawling on the green baseplate, with the OTC laying amid some flowers. The minifig with the axe seems reluctant to engage you...What will you do now?
rolled 7 = 7>>20532996Rip, tear, absorb, mate and grab the fucking chainsaw.
rolled 10 = 10>>20532996Press the attack! Stand ontop of the fallen knight so he cannot escape while swinging at Top Hat!
rolled 9 = 9>>20533013Now's our chance for the chainsaw! Take it and attach it to the fence!
rolled 9 = 9>>20533016Fuck the chainsaw to make more chainsaws.
rolled 5 = 5>>20533013Quickly consume the fallen knight and take his weapon.
rolled 11 = 11>>20533013Seduce the TopHat with your splendor
rolled 6 = 6>>20533013Rolling for sweet, sweet seduction...
rolled 1 = 1>>20532996With the knight flying proceed to absorb the minifigs without weapons
rolled 2 = 2>>20533029 hereScratch that. I'm going with this guy >>20533031
rolled 4 = 4>>20533013take the chainsaw!!
rolled 2 = 2>>20533013>Disreguard fleeing mini>Acquire Chainsaw bitches.
rolled 7 = 7>>20533072Oh you smug little fucker... stomp him! Stomp him good!
rolled 11 = 11THIS IS ITTHE FINAL BATTLE OF THE BRICK AGEROLL A D12AND LINK TO THIS POST
rolled 1 = 1>>20533072Show him the power of superior evolution.
rolled 2 = 2>>20533091MURDER HIM AND ASSIMILATE HIS CORPSE>>20533093>1we dead now right?
>>20533093Obviouslyhe can squint harder than us.
>>20531453/tg/ You better archive this under "Lego, Thing quest" Or I will be very angry with you.
rolled 9 = 9>>20533091Attach chainsaw to foot and Dragon Kick his ass into the milky way.
rolled 10 = 10>>20533091
rolled 1 = 1>>20533091The hat shall adorn my assheads.
rolled 12 = 12>>20533091Keep him at a distance, be ready to parry that axe. HE WILL BEAR OUR YOUNG!
rolled 9 = 9>>20533120>reactionfaces.jpgMY SIDES
rolled 6 = 6>>20533093Oh. Balls.>>20533108It's already archived.
>>20533120Is....is that a tear?
rolled 6 = 6>>20533091Distract him by throwing the sailor hat then swing!
>>20533093Its over, boyos
rolled 2 = 2>>20533091Stun the fucker, then absorb him
With one tremendous strike the minifig chops your legs off at the feet! The force of the axe slices straight through and removes the heads and 1x1 rounds dangling from your vestigial back legs!
rolled 7 = 7>>20533209FOOL, OUR OFFSPRING SHALL HANDLE YOU.BREAK APART AND ABSORB THE SUPERIOUR BEING.
rolled 2 = 2>>20533209Land on him in a last ditch effort to absorb.
rolled 2 = 2>>20533209FIGHT FROM THE SKY BRING DOWN THE WRATH OF THE OTC
rolled 7 = 7>>20533209QUICK. Swing the rail down unto his head while you are above him, THIS IS THE MOMENT TO STRIKE.
>>20533209But... but ORANGE PLASTIC CHAINSAW?!
rolled 8 = 8Suddenly the fence-sword is too unwieldy to hold, and it clatters to the baseplate!The minifig, emboldened by the events, presses his advantage and charges forward, axe swinging overhead!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
rolled 4 = 4>>20533209Cleave his hands off, we need more mass.
rolled 8 = 8>>20533209FUCK FUCK FUCKSweep the chainsaw-fence-thing at him!
rolled 2 = 2>>20533226>>20533230You fools! Your hubris will be the end of us! We must change tactics! We must roll... to seduce.
rolled 12 = 12>>20533209For the spirit of evolution:Orange transparent chainsaw - apply directly to the forehead! (Of the target)
rolled 12 = 12GRAB THE OTC AND FINISH HIM
rolled 8 = 8>>20533240Pick up the Saw and cut his head off.
rolled 8 = 8>>20533240Keep our distance and SOLAR BEAM!
rolled 10 = 10>>20533240Attach chainsaw to foot and Dragon Kick his ass into the milky way.Seriously.
rolled 8 = 8>>20533209Fool!We still have legs and our central block!Detach the chainsaw and run him through.This one doesn't deserve to join us.
rolled 8 = 8>>20533257
rolled 1 = 1>>20533256>>20533261YES! IT MUST BE SO!
rolled 3 = 3throw the hat at his feet and watch him slip!
rolled 7 = 7>>20533240Detach chainsaw, apply it to his face.
rolled 11 = 11>>20533240Throw the hat at him, Hop the fence and grab the chainsaw!
In the last instant before he is upon you you lunge forward and snatch up the OTC from where it rests...The handle feels so natural in your purloined hand... this is raw power!
rolled 9 = 9Looks like we have to use "THAT"
rolled 3 = 3>>20533351It is time. Cut him into parts! Absorb his biomass!
Your opponent has time for only one last breath, and then-
rolled 5 = 5>>20533240Use your cosmic powers to break reality momentarily, allowing you to confuse the guy and absorb him
-he finds, as so many have before, that none may stand against the OTC.
rolled 11 = 11>>20533368We aren't the Shreep Queen. We can't do that kind of shit.
rolled 2 = 2>>20533380YES!
rolled 3 = 3>>20533380>And there was much rejoicing.
rolled 11 = 11>>20533380Catch our foe's head and place it upon our shoulders.Then rebuild
rolled 2 = 2>>20533380ABSORBFUCKINGEVERYTHING
Yes...This will be a good land for your kind.
rolled 4 = 4>>20533380>>20533380ASSIMILATE IT ALL
>>20533380Aaaaand cue the maniacal laughter.Now.CONSUUUUUUUME.
rolled 4 = 4>>20533380YES!Absorb everything.The trees, people, fences, hell even the god damn earth shall be under our power
rolled 9 = 9>>20533380Gather all of the scattered parts. Our greatest opponent shall become a part of us now.Give our son a set of legs, a head, and arms. He can wield the axe.
rolled 3 = 3>>20533380Mate with the OTC. We need more of them so that we can bedeck ourselves and our progeny in their transparent orange glory.
rolled 8 = 8>>20533401YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.WE SHALL RULE THIS WORLD. EVOLUTION SHALL BE OUR GUIDING LIGHT. FOR THE OMNISTRUCT.
rolled 2 = 2>>20533411Will there be more Legobomination Quest?
rolled 2 = 2>>20533411Best thread in a whileGood night
Ho boy, that was a fun game! Glad people had fun!And like I said, if I had known there'd be this many people around I would have run After the Brick or something.>Will there be more Legobomination Quest?Man, I have so many other LQ stories to finish/start...
>>20533411brilliantGreat as always, LQ>mybong wishedDamn captcha you're high as fuck
>>20533465We have yet to mate with the chainsaw. This is something that needs to happen.
>>20533447This thread is archived along with most of the other LQ games:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest
>>20533465Hail to you, awesome as ever.
I could run another game later tonight. I just need a couple of hours to make and eat supper.You guys wanna play some After the Brick or something different? We could finish Endman's adventures on Troparctica, but I don't know how many people here are familiar with previous LQ episodes...
rolled 7 = 7>>20533465Great quest as always LQ. Always glad to have you grace the front page.Out of curiosity, how many legos do you have anyways?
rolled 10 = 10>>20533570>Couple of hoursCurse my backwards timezone and work in the morning.I'll join you fine gentleman some other time
>>20533570But how does Lego Quest bro make bricks float in the air?! It's sorcery I tell ye!
>>20533670Sticky-tac and those long antenna pieces I believe.
>>20533677No! It's blood sacrifice and devil worship!
>>20533704Shouldn't that be stud sacrifice and Mega Bloks worship?
>>20533581>Out of curiosity, how many legos do you have anyways?Enough to make people who don't have huge collections do a double-take, but not nearly as much as anyone with a "serious" collection.I have two of these that are stuffed about as full as they can be when everything is disassembled and bag-sorted. Right now there's a bunch of set pieces and things assembled sitting on top of them.
Almost 400 posts, no wonder the thread's not bumping!
>>20534135Probably about the same size as mine then. Cool. I'm envious of yours being sorted though. I've never gotten around to biting the bullet. Every time I think about it I can feel the blood draining from my face.>elgioe jealousI already said that captcha.
>>20534244Mostly what I have that makes this easy is minifigs. Got a ton of those.
>>20533570ENDMAN LETS DO THIS SHIT
New thread is here:>>20536274