IN THE GRAND DAPPERNESS OF THE BLUE BUTLER, THERE IS ONLY SWAAAAAAAAAGH.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-You decide that it would be for the best to leave Alice with Yuki.You wouldn't want to expose them to your... background before they're even prepared for it."Sure." you tell Yuki, "I'll leave the guys here to keep you two company."You bring out all of your familiars and ask them to watch over the house and the two.---------------------------------------------------------------Arriving at Shinji's he let's your large group into his office.As expected, there's too many of you for just the few chairs he had there and you stand around awkwardly trying to figure out how to fit everyone in."Oh. wait. Let me take care of that." Shinji says as he closes the door behind you.he activates a simulator that worked like Mike's did and turns his office into a large patio overlooking the sea.There, on the wooden deck, nice wide couches were ready to receive you and your family."So..." Shinji begins after everyone settles themselves in. "Girls, if you don't mind me asking, what exactly do you see in him?"
Here's hoping that Hina takes the lead.
Erica: "I was sex starved."Ursula: "I share everything with my sister."Nano: "He's so nice."Hina: "Magic fingers." /snapPerrine: "Father of my kid."Mio: "Bigger balls than me."
and inb4 miki is asleep somewhere in the room.
"He's charming, unpredictable, caring, a perfect gentleman, and he loves us dearly." Ursula says to begin."He can be thick at times, but that just makes him much more endearing." Hina adds"He's... He's just who he is." Perrinne says her thoughts."He'll go to great lengths for us. I know there's nothing he won't do for us." Nanoha says from your right."He looks good in my clothes." Mio says with a smirk."He looks good in women's clothes in general." Erica adds."He has a way of getting under your skin.." Susan says from beside you, getting some strange looks from some of the others "Wait... I wasn't supposed to give an answer?" she asks confusedly."Well, not really, but your input is appreciated." Shinji tells your twin before turning to you."Hayate, you have a wonderful family here. Tell me, you once told me that your biggest fear was to lose them all. What would you do if that ever did happen?"ANSWER?
>>20407262Anything needed to get them back.I would go to the end of the universe if that would do it.
>>20407262"I think I would be destroyed, as a person."
>>20407262Probably snap and create some sort of negabureau in a mad and ultimately futile attempt to get everything back.
>>20407262I really can't think of anything I wouldn't do to get them back. I'm trying, but I can't.It's kind of disturbing, actually.
>>20407317...well, we wouldn't sacrifice more members of our family to find them, if only some were taken. Aside from that...
>>20407262In that event I honestly wouldn't stop trying to get them back, in reality I would probably end up too broken to do much of anything though
>>20407262"Anything and everything to get them back. I know it sounds trite, but that's my feeling on the matter."
>>20407452It only had a lot of +s before because people spam voted it everyday.Polite sage.
>>20407452You realize that the quest being downvoted doesn't mean shit when we have spambots attacking it everytime it gets archived.That's why all the threads there have vote counts in the hundreds.
>>20407452Blues when the spam down voting started.And we are in the endgame now.We have about the same amount of people as when we began.
that picutre is in no way indicative of the quality, general enjoyment, or popularity of the quest; the archive votes are a pissing match and nothing more at this point, imo.
>>20407489Most threads were in gold actually.
>>20407615Didn't say they weren't, just that the blue section in the pic was when they started spamming our archives.
>>20407262"I really can't think of anything I wouldn't do to get them back. I'm trying, but I can't." you tell him in all honesty, "It's kind of disturbing, actually.""so you would do anything?""Anything.""I see. And girls, if he was say, taken away or something, what would you do then?" He asks your family."It's the same as he said. We'd do anything." Erica says for all of them."No stops." her sister adds."No limits." says Mio"No holding back." responds Hina"No one could stand in our way." Perrinne tells him"No mercy." Nano finishes with that dangerous look in her eyes."I see, I see. Hayate, you seem to have the perfect life. And you once told me that you were afraid things were too perfect to be true. Tell me, if it really was too perfect, if you woke up in that ditch you once told me about to find out that this is all a dream, What would you do then?"ANSWER?
>>20407627Yeah but the spammers think we had barely any support and are doing this jut to spite them instead of this being something that was very popular and still is quite popular despite their hatred
>>20407665"Go right back to sleep"
>>20407665Well, if I woke up in a ditch, I'd still be better off than if I was dead. Well, unless the reason I'm there is because the Yakuza found me, drugged me and took my organs. Then I'd die in a few days, so I'd be better off just off-ing myself before I die from lack of organs.
"I'd kill myself then and there."
>>20407665"If I did find myself in that ditch, then the Yakuza got my organs. "Maybe one last stand of glory? My organs would be gone, wouldn't have much time left. I guess, I'd ask for one last drink and a cigarette, though I don't smoke."
>>20407665Oh God, this is a test to see how Meta-Aware we are isn't it?!?!?PARANOIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>20407665Die.I wouldn't be able to continue living if this turned out to all be a dream
>>20407665"That isn't a possibility I'm willing to consider."
>>20407665Play it straight,Well that would mean either the Yakuza had already taken my organs or were about to.So either situation probably ends with me missing organs that are necessary to my survival.
>>20407671I thought we were doing this to spite them while having fun.
>>20407665"I guess... I guess I'd have to get on with my life, such as it was. Back to evading the yakuza, and whatever else my parents dumped on me without my knowing. Unless the yakuza are the ones that put me in the ditch. Then there wouldn't be enough of me to go on with, probably."
>>20407665"I'd go right back to sleep." you tell him."Hmnnn okay," he mutters as he makes a few minute notes in the small notebook he kept. "I'd like to move onto other things for now, Hayate, Susan. I want to ask the two of you, how have you been? How are you holding up with this whole 'alternate you from another dimension'?"ANSWER?Give 2 answers. One for Hayate and one for Susan
>>20407803We are now but we didn't start off doing it.They seem to think we did this all to spite them and lower the quality of their precious board and front page
>>20407820Quite well actually, it is like we actually are twins despite sort of being and not being twins.It was weird to start with but he and the girls have made me feel at home.
>>20407820both at same time. "It's like having the brother/sister I always wanted."
>>20407665"I guess... I guess I'd have to get on with my life, such as it was. Back to evading the yakuza, and whatever else my parents dumped on me without my knowing. Unless the yakuza are the ones that put me in the ditch. Then there wouldn't be enough of me to go on with, probably."Goddamnit why won't you let me post>>20407820Hayate: "It's alright, so far, I think."Susan: "It's... really weird. I... I get a bit jealous of him occasionally."
>>20407820Simultaneously answer:"Pretty good, we get ALL the bitches."
>>20407869Damnit, did I really not post since I dropped my trip for that one post?
>>20407871Dammit, I forgot a witty name with my response.
>>20407820Hayate: It's...I'll admit, kind of strange. But in a way, it's nice to have a sister. Susan: It's...I'll admit, kind of strange. But in a way, it's nice to have a brother. Said simultaneously.
>>20407884I'd go with this one.
>>20407820"It's been hard to resist the temptation...""It's been hard to adjust but Hayate and the girls have made it easier."Said at the same time, we whistle when they stare at us.
>>20407840Oh of course not, it's just what helps us keep on going.Still feel dumb for that suggesting our lucky lady potion... ended up as such a waste.
>>20407820"It's...I'll admit, kind of strange. But in a way, it's nice to have a sister. "You answer while Susan says at the exact same time,"It's...I'll admit, kind of strange. But in a way, it's nice to have a brother."To this, Erica and Ursula say in sync "Do you have no idea how creepy talking like that is?""No." you answer as one, switching to that teasing deadpan voice."Haha. Anyway, you two, I'm glad you have accepted yourselves, and I'm especially glad that Susan here has been able to adjust so far." Shinji tells you from his seat. "You have something unique going on here, you are yourselves and yet each other. Your thought processes are almost identical, your memories the same. Two sides of the same coin."He turns to Erica, the one that he recognizes as the "leader" of the girls."Erica, what was your reaction when you first met Susan?"**ROLLEM**>taking the 6th
>>20407974Yeah, that luck potion sounded nice in theory, but it turns out to be pretty useless.
rolled 41 = 41>>20408104Pure lust.
rolled 55 = 55>>20408104Nerp Nerp Nerp
rolled 55 = 55>>20408104I can breed more of them and keep the bloodline pure
rolled 63 = 63>>20408104Shenanigans? Shenanigans.
rolled 69 = 69rollan
rolled 28 = 28>>20408104Bet she wanted to throttle the new meat hounding in on her man.
rolled 74 = 74>>20408170Of course it's a low roll.
>>20408143Mediocre>>20408150Mediocre>>20408159Mediocre>>20408161Mediocre>>20408164Best Roll Ever>>20408170CrapNever change, /tg/ dice.
rolled 74 = 74>>20408193My fault again sorry guys. Dicegods demand my presence.
>>20408104When LG takes fifth roll:>All rolls good but fifthWhen LG takes a roll other than fifth:>Fifth roll is the best one rolledKHAAAAAAAAN!
>>20408170"To be honest, the moment she walked through the door with him, I thought that he did it again.""Did what again?" he asks her"Get another girlfriend out of the blue. He has a knack for that.""I see. And you Ursula how did you feel when you learned that she was actually him?""It was... Interesting. Something I had never encountered before. A version of him that was a female from an alternate time-line was quite surprising to be honest.""Ahuh. And you Hinagiku? What did you think?""Well, she was introduced to us as his sister, and I guess I think of her that way up to now. She is still him, I know, But having her as his sister is less confusing.""Hmnnn." again he makes makes some notes. 'Hayate,' he switches to mentilating you, 'I've been watching your simulations, analyzing your behavior, when I saw that part of you and Susan in the monster truck. I want to ask you, what made you say "SEX" back then?'ANSWER?
'Honestly, I find her attractive. It seems odd and somehow wrong, but I can't help it. I'm still trying to figure it out.' you answer as you steal glances at Susan. 'Maybe it's just twisted narcissism, maybe I'm just really really weird. let me ask you Shinji, would you not be interested in a female version of yourself? A sort of sister but not really?' Shinji does not give you an answer but you see his eyes narrow a bit for a brief moment as if remembering something."Hayate." he says switching back to actual talking, "Why don't you tell me about any of your previous relationships, if you have had any, before you came here?"[ ]Tell him about A-tan[ ]Tell him about Nishizawa[ ]"I didnt have any"
>>20408104>Catching up on MSQ while listening to Dragonheart in background>Read this part right as I get to this sceneAll of my laughs
>>20408874"I guess there were one or two girls that stood out back home. The first would be A-tan. She was my first love. Things didn't end so well between us. And there was Nishizawa, a classmate of mine."The girls look at you at the mention of this new name."Well, actually, I didn't even notice that she liked me, I thought of her as nothing more than a good friend. It took meeting Susan here, and her explaining it to me for me to actually find out.""Do you think you could have handled that situation differently?" Shinji asks"Very much so, yeah.""And if you could, what would have you changed?""I guess I could have paid closer attention to her, maybe actually asked her how she felt.""You're going back to your home Dimension after training, you could, if you wanted to. meet back up with her. Would you do anything then? And if yes, what?"ANSWER?
>>20409262"I suppose I'd at least look her up and apologize for being so dense, and thank her for the times she helped me out. I'm not really sure what beyond that. She's probably gotten over me.""I see, I see..." he continues making notes in that little black notebook of his.----------------------------------------------------Your session went on for a few more minutes after that, the discussion switching to lighter aspects of your life like getting breakfast ready and how it's like to live in a bottle.Soon enough, it was time for you to go and you and the girls bid Shinji goodbye.As you left, he called out to Susan and asks her to stay for a while to which your twin consented.As you closed the door behind you, leaving Shinji and Susan alone, you and the girls jump back home.BACK HOME, WAT DO?
>>20409832>Drozana Station run by Ferengi>think it'll be cheaper than a liquor store run by this manlaughingOrz.jpg
Since the thread finished in twitter, and no one's posted the images LG posted, I guess I'll do it, for any one that doesn't follow the twitters, and for archival purposes.And I see I didn't do this right for the auto postan feature of 4chanx
And for completeness:NEXT TIME ON MSQ: Far, far away. New thread at 2200 4chan time.
>>20411589Your a good man Udz
>NEXT TIME ON MSQ: Far, Far away.>New thread at 2200 4chan time