You are a Magical Girl, and you've just finished reading pornography on your flight to Kamchatka, Siberia. Widely-published lesbian pornography, at that. Widely-published lesbian pornography featuring you and your stuttering, blushing, almost-reduced-to-tears subordinate. Your own subordinate, who you have a lot of reason to believe is the party responsible for aforementioned lesbian pornography, and coincidentally sitting just beside you. Well, somewhat beside, there's a narrow aisle between you, but she's easily within arm's reach. She's got nowhere to run, unless she considers throwing herself out of the plane is a viable escape route.Of course, with how she's looking like right now, she might be considering it, her eyes darting back and forth from you and the open doujin on your lap.Iori was right. It's so hard to find good help these days.
>>20343723With your young and impressionable arms dealer minding her own business, picking at the healthy, crunchy vegetables in her packed dinner, you have yet to react about the material that you've read. And it was very explicit material, if very well-illustrated and nicely-written. You're no expert, but it was engaging enough for you to read it through its entirety - besides your being morbidly curious just what it was about."M-Matsuda-sempai, please, I-I can explain that...e-everything, please, just give me a chance," Midori's stuttering is getting worse, and she's keeping her voice low so as not to carry. "I...I know it looks a certain way, but..."How do you react? Do you give her a chance to explain, or cut her off right then and tell her what you think?
>>20343723Well, that's that. It's been fun, /tg/.
>>20343728"Go on"As long as she doesn't have her equivalent of witch kisses turning men into rapists then we will do just fine.
"You have ten seconds."
>>20343728no harm in hearing her out.
let her talk. then deadpan soulgem lick
>>20343728Explain what? It was a good read. The characters are a bit flat, but I'm sure that was fixed in later issues. We wouldn't want Murder Mayumi to remain a bitch now would we?
>>20343728let her hang herself
>>20343728"Explain."In our signature deadpan voice.
>>20343728"Please do explain this."
Let her explain herself.
So are we intending to grill her about this or are we just teasing? A girl's gotta make money somehow, but it may have ruined/made our reputation.If it is the reason we're popular, we might not want to end the series early, as we'd lose a lot of favor in the office once people figured out we're responsible.
>>20343769Seconding this, with maybe a "I'm not seeing the appeal of Mayumi, but perhaps she becomes more likable in later volumes."
Hear her out. She may have a good reason for drawing a doujin of us that has apparently managed to circulate though the entire officio, giving the girls there undoubtedly heretical ideas. Or at the very least her pathetic excuse should be morbidly amusing.
>>20343769This. Definitely this.
>>20343789We made our reputation by killing and torturing anything that stood in QB's way.Not by fucking magic girls and playing with roses like Tuxedo Mask.
>>20343728[x] Cut her off.Praise the art and admit that while the writing could be better, it could also be a lot worse.
>>20343763>>20343773I wish we could make her make us some popcorn while she explained. Stupid plane.
>>20343789It sounds like she WANTS to explain, so we may as well let her, and then decide what to do from there. [x]Just let her 'splain.
>>20343728Put a hand on her shoulder. Tell her to close her eyes for ten seconds to gather her thoughts.
Fangirl who spend a huge amount of time and effort into making that doujinbesides the magic recharge/rape thing she wasn't far off from the Original Murderface (Pre name change)i'm very impressed that it has this much quality.that said, i'm all for teasing her about it but not outright banning/supporting more being made.Morbid fascination wants to read the rest.
>>20343776>Deadpn, "Please do explain this."this will be good
>>20343728>How do you react?"Shh, let Misaka finish her dinner."
Don't say anything. Just write a note and pass it ho her along with the doujin.
"Have we met before?"I have a sneaking suspicion.
>>20343779+1 for this.You know, what i want to see here is us hold out the deadpan as long as possible, and then just laaaaugh and be like "You have been trolled, *so* hard. You should have seen your face, honestly."
>>20343859Well... the murdering probably helped. But I'm sure the publicity/nudity did too.
>>20343939>inb4: we actually _are_ the one to blame for all this ...
>>20343880And then [X] Lick soul gem while her eyes are closed
>>20343999As founding member of the [x]Lick soul gem movement I regret to inform you that this suggestion is really out of place at this time.Also we don't have it, and Murderface do anything like that anywhere near Misaka. She's just a kid.
>>20343999Please, no, we barely got her to focus on work after the first one.
>>20344025And we can't even do it after bed time, seeing as we've previously established that Midori is pretty loud...
>>20343773 >>20343756 >>20343741You keep your gaze locked onto Midori's terrified own as you replace the lid on the second container of pancakes that you've only just finished polishing off, pushing the empty husk aside and popping off the lid of the third and final container. You catch a whiff of the very last stack of heaven you'll be eating until you get back to Japan - and it's after a moment of savoring the moment that you nod at Midori before replying."Explain."And with that single word, you open the floodgates. Or rather, Midori does, immediately letting loose with a deluge of breathless apologies, sobbed-out explanations, and whimpering promises that you barely understand or comprehend - they're all rather running together, let loose in a babbling stream that becomes even more indecipherable and panicked when you furrow your brow in your attempt to listen a bit harder. By the way Midori's eyes are growing wider and her face getting even more pale, she probably thinks that you're getting angrier the more she tries to explain.It's only after the fourth time that she begs you not to throw her out of the plane and instead just wait until you land before killing her that you shove a forkful of syrup-drowned pancake into her gabbing mouth - effectively stunning her and silencing her long enough for you to place an index finger to your lips. Confusion and fear clouds her face - until you cock your head towards Misaka's direction. She follows your gaze to see that the arms dealer had in fact fallen asleep in her chair - and being a good girl, she did eat her vegetables.Well, except for her carrots. But you excuse her for that. You hate carrots.[1/2]
>>20344033>trying to wake Misakathrow her out of the plane
>>20344033>You hate carrots.They're fine raw, but cooked is just... ugh.
Before you start, have we at any time prior to the idol job met?
>>20344055Surprised she ate the others, she mentioned hating broccoli in particular and Midori because she reminded her of broccoli
>>20344058I think an explanation would come out if we just ask her what was her initial source of inspiration
>>20344033good girls eat their vegetables and get head pats and chocolate later!>>20344055>i like them cookedhave not tried eating carrots raw.
>>20344055Roasted carrots with a bit of butter and cardamom are absolutely delicious. Also they go great in stews. I like them raw as well.
>>20344072You know, that's pretty clever of her, to know us well enough to know what vegetables we wouldn't get mad about us skipping.Maybe we should just ask her some stuff about our past one of these days.
I wonder if, given the kind of fantasies she has, the whole "your life is in my hands" stuff is actually a turn on for her.
>>20344055There's a fine line between well-cooked carrots and orange mushy cylinders. There are few who can recognize this distinction.
>>20344094She certainly is a submissive type.
>>20344033Midori nods as she turns back at you, and you pull the fork away, letting her calm down by chewing into the morself of heaven you've just forced her into her mouth.After a few moments, you tell her to explain herself to you again - this time, slowly, and with slightly less mortal fear.She does so, swallowing quite audibly."S-Sempai." Midori finally manages, her voice barely above an awed whisper. "T-that was...that was the best pancake I've ever had." Color returns to her face, giving her a rather nice blush at the cheeks. "Is...is it always that good? Mami Tomoe-san made them, didn't she? I...I had no idea they tasted like...like..."You click your tongue in slight annoyance, before slapping the doujin's glossy cover lightly with your fingers. She can gush all she wants about Mami's pancakes later - for now, she should focus on talking her way out of a one-way trip out of the plane's emergency exit. Well, no, you're not going to throw her out of the plane. Maybe. If you don't feel like it.Midori swallows audibly yet again, and nods. "A-alright, Sempai. I...uh..." She gestures towards the doujin on your lap. "Can...can I borrow your copy for a while, Matsuda-sempai? I'll give it back, I promise."You pass it to her, and she accepts it with a murmur of thanks. She flips through the pages really quickly, as if to examine the print quality - and you see her smile wistfully as she does so, but only for a moment. She then gives back to you, a determined expression on her face. [2/3]
>>20344098That's why you only eat them in soup.Now I want soup.
>>20344098Another person who knows how to properly cook vegetables. You are a rare breed anon
>ITT: lesbian pornography critique & vegetable cooking advicenever change, /tg/, never change
Heeeey, i made a thread!So, on today's edition of "oh god deculture why do you live on the moon or whatever the fuck", i'd like to ramble about tarot cards for a bit before i lose consciousness.Uh, hear me out.So, we've got golden weapons for Us, Kirika, and Kilgore, numbered XIII, XX, and XI respectively. In the normal major arcana, those correspond to Judgement, Justice, and Strength, respectively - each of which the character in question had been displaying a twisted, dark version of.For more fun, all three so far are also ones in the stupid creepy thoth tarot, where they're Adjustment, Potential, and Lust, which... also suit the characters they were attached to.In conclusion, this theory doesn't actually affect anything and I am very tired.
>>20344127/tg/ - Style and Class
>>20344137speculate which number mami is
>>20344110My grandmother is teaching me how to make vegetable soup.she already taught me how to make chicken soup with REAL CHICKEN and not just water where a chicken swam through.i don't see her often enough.
>>20344165Chowdah or bust, bud.
>>20344159Mami would obviously be The Empress. I think that would be III, I think?
>>20344137>>20344159does a card for luck/victory/happiness/paranoia exist?
>>20344183Nothing for luck that I can recall. Probably closest is Wheel of Fortune. Victory would be The Chariot. Paranoia... The Devil? Happiness is The Sun.
>>20344159IX The Hermit.She's always alone, isn't she?
>>20344114Naw. I just like to eat things. The good and the bad.>>20344106We should really remind her to eat the dinner that Mami packed for her. It'd be such a shame for it to go to waste.
>>20344207She is and she isn't.She is alone with no equals but surrounded by those she cares for like her children
>>20344106"I...I'm sure you've figured it out that I'm responsible for this, Matsuda-sempai." She says this with a quiet, if resigned conviction, meeting your gaze with clear eyes for the first time since you got onto the plane. "Y-yes, I am Green Green. I wrote up and drew the Adventures of Miracle Midori and Murder Mayumi. I'm not going to lie, I...I based some of the characters on people I'm familiar with, b-but what author doesn't? E-everyone does it, even the bigshot circles do it too--"You tap your fingers against the cover again. "A-alright, fine, Matsuda-sempai. If you have to make me say it, I..." She blushes a furious crimson, averting her eyes to the side for a moment, before looking back at you. "I based Murder Mayumi on you, and...and Miracle Midori is a blatant self-insert." Her voice starts to shake, and tears once more well up in her eyes. "There. I promised I would never admit it to anyone else as long as I lived, Matsuda-sempai, but here I am telling the one person I never thought would confront me about it. The one person I hoped who would never find out." She shakes her head, hugging herself tightly. "A-and...and I'm sorry."You stick a forkful of pancake into your mouth before replying that you'll decide whether or not to accept her apology, as you're still waiting for her explanation. She flinches slightly as if struck, before letting out a sigh of resignation."...I was..." Midori says after a few painful false starts, rubbing her own arm. "...I was lonely, sempai. I mean, I always had the knack of drawing, it was the one thing I was really good at, before I took up a contract. I had a lot of practice at school, seeing as I had little to no friends then."[3/4]
>>20344183Well if we're going by Tarot Cards there'd be 22 major arcana, counting the Fool and the World. However we could stick Madoka as the Fool and Godoka/Faust as the World, the beginning and end of the cycle. Luck could be the fool or Wheel of Fortune. Happiness could be the Sun or the Star.Victory is The Chariot.Paranoia could be the Tower or the Devil.
>>20344230well, it was pretty well written overall, but did you have to make murder so unlikable?
>>20344212Stressed person can't really enjoy food. We should relieve her a little bit first. No, not that kind of relief, you sick perverts!
>>20344230The screws are deep enough in for me.Pat her on he back and tell her we want 70% of her cut.then we give it back because it's not like we need money
>>20344230>I based some of the characters on people I'm familiar withWorrying. We must ask her about this. We need to know about our past, and she seems to have met us at least once. Probably on interesting terms.
>>20344202>Happiness is The SunThen that's Mami's card.
>>20344269We should also see if Mayumi had any other "encounters" with other people we may know or previously knew and then forgot.
>>20344230You realize you made my breasts way too big, and myself rather unlikable?Also, I want 20%
>>20344265>Pat her on he back and tell her we want 70% of her cut.She's a doujin artist. She's not technically allowed to make a profit off of the things in the first place.
>>20344283Empress fits better - Mothering, caring, sensuality and joy, if I recall right.
>>20344265>>20344289>Doujin authors>Making moneyNo, it really doesn't work that way unfortunately.
>>20344289I'm not sure we should ask for a cut. Maybe for future issues, but not retroactively.How about 1% for every 1% bigger breasts Mayumi has over us.
>>20344265Definitely have to give it back, 70% is probably less of a percentage than what's just recuping printing costs. :P
>>20344283She could be Temperance too. She's been resisting the golden weapons so far.
>>20344230she could have based Mayumi entirely on stories/rumors of us, when we questioned her she has never hinted at knowing us aside from what other people told her.there is the possibility that we did in fact save her from something and she used that together with wild fantasy to inspire the first volume.we might as well ask her if she encountered us before our bodyguard mission.
>Employee makes porn of us>/tg/ starts trying to figure out how much money we can makeNever change /tg/
>>20344324/tg/ - Capitalism ho!
>>20344324What, it's already being printed. Might as well make some dosh off it. If someone says they've read it we can laugh and ask why they read magic girl porn.
>>20344283Given she brings happiness and light it does seem right for Mami to be the sun even though the empress fits her more
>>20344333You are now imagining how awesome Recette would be as a magical girl in this setting.
>>20344305percentual increments won't work because even 150% of 0 is still 0
>>20344230 She casts her eyes downward. "I...I thought I'd finally be able to get friends of my own, after being a Magical Girl - but turns out my luck's not that good. I mean...what, my last assignment had me helping out rapists, and the closest thing I had to comrades were this bunch of elitist cunts who never had a problem with money and paraded themselves around as Saints." She snorts lightly. "No one should be born with my kind of luck, sempai."Midori clears her throat. "A-anyway, um. Yes, sempai, I did draw porn of you, and...and I'll admit that there's a bit of wish fulfillment going on, but..." She looks at the book again, and then back up at you. "I...I just made it so that I had something to keep myself occupied, Matsuda-sempai. Something to escape to after hearing about how we're about to get kicked out of our house by creditors, or my Incubator getting me another one of those jobs that don't as much crush your soul as it tears you apart."Ah. Well. You're familiar with that. Only that instead of drawing porn, you rely on painkillers and alcohol. Which is...not exactly the same thing, but hey, whatever works, right?"I never intended for you to find out, sempai." Midori's voice is contrite, regretful. "I know it must be horrifying and embarrassing of you to do so. I...I never meant for it to be like that, I'm not into character assassination. Not when someone I...I really respect is involved." It's then that she seems to choke, before shaking her head again. "I-in fact, I was about to call the publishing house and ask them that I was going to stop making them, seeing as...seeing as you're my boss now."She looks up at you."I'm sorry, sempai. Please forgive me."How do you respond?
>>20344333Captialism Ho is right, she's been ho'ing our image out to satisfy the lusts of all of those who love bustier-ripper sapphic trysts.
>>20344341And you are now imagining Tear as an incubator.
>>20344347"Eh, there are worse things one can do to retain their sanity. It is a shame that it's so popular around the office though."
>>20344347>>20344265be nice about it too, we were just entertaining ourselves for the flight.
>>20344347Pat her on the head.It's ok, but it brings up the question of did we know each other prior to the idol job? I have amnesiac episodes which mean I forget everything past a certain point.And don't cancel it, everyone should have a hobby
>>20344347Yeah, sure, apology accepted.Also, we really should ask how she knew about us.
The people saying she isn't ALLOWED to make money off it:Why?It's not based off of any existing work.Also it's actually manga, it doesn't seem to be self published and it's sold in stores.Doesn't mean she DOES make money off it, but still.
>>20344347I'll forgive you one one condition, Midori. Just one.Make Mayumi less of a bitch in future issues."Then grin at her and go back to our pancakes.
>>20344347"You got the breast size wrong.""And your tentacle monsters lack detail.""And my shield doesn't have chainsaw teeth.""And this Mayumi girl is a real jerk.""But all in all it's a good manga. I don't mind you writing it."
>>20344347You say that you based the characters off people you know. Did you know me from earlier in your career? The first time I remember meeting you was when I shot off your legs.
>>20344347If it's wish fulfilment, why did you make me... I mean Murder Mayumi such an asshole?
>>20344347What can we do?Sigh"Do what you want""I don't mind"Find some newspaper
>>20344347"A wish fulfilment? Which parts exactly? Your version of me sounds like more of an asshole that real me, and that already says something.""Yeah, we all need some outlet after rough days. I took up drinking."
>>20344347Well.... This series is apparently widely read throughout our office, especially by my trainees.SO, yeah apology accepted. but my breasts are not THAT big. and also not that much of an asshole
>>20344337That's the problem - you don't make profits off of Doujins, porn or not. you make just enough to cover costs, and that's it, else you start getting hit by lawsuits and lots of expensive, horrible legal bullshit.Also trying to cadge a frankly pissant amount of money off of someone who sold her soul to avoid bankruptcy is kind of a bad call, even by our standards.
>>20344347Hmmm. How bad -is- this for our reputation? It is a bit romanticised, but if we get Midori to step up the gore a bit, combined with real life stories of our exploits should get us an even more impressive rep. Not that I have any idea how that helps us, just thinking out loud here.
>>20344347oh god not againWe'll have to reserve judgement until we've read the rest of the issues. Something freaking like Mayumi growing 30 dicks would be a major mark against her.
>>20344347"We all do what we have to do to forget. Apology accepted."
>>20344392ThisTommy Lee Jones style
>>20344341She'd need Tear as a partner for banter and what not, that would be fun.>>20344347Well we sympathize with the escapism, we were reminded of our drinking compared to the otakus when we first entered the porn store. All in all it could be worse, the doujin seems to be fairly tame compared to what it could have been.
Oh snaps is it that time again already? I'll have to read this when I get back from my FLGS.
>>20344395>>20344394>>20344391As much as you might want to say that, she had us spot on for our prior behaviour.Asking if the character behaviour was modeled on us from past encounters is a better one
>>20344347Well, this would be a good time to ask"Why me?"Also we can just say "What ever you do in your own time is your own business"
>>20344347I'll have to agree with>>20344387in our trademark deadpan.
A very deadpan "Apology accepted" followed by some sort of telling her she doesn't really have to cancel it since everyone needs some stress relief. Drawing porn is probably healthier than drowning your liver in alcohol, maybe. Finally, implied question about where she based Murder Mayumi off - the rumor mill or something else.
>>20344401>else you start getting hit by lawsuitsWho would have a reason to sue? Original characters in an original setting, there'd be no grounds for the lawsuit
>>20344347we're not that embarrassed about it right?we have booze and painkillers, she has porn (decently done porn).we need to know how much information she had on us when she started the 1st volume or if she has seen us in action somewhere along the line.
>>20344347Midori, I'm not mad, you're forgiven.There's only one thing I object to. Should I ever be in a relationship with someone, an unlikely event due to how gloriously fucked up I am, I would never treat them like that. I have no illusions about being a horrible person, but I try, and often fail, to at the very least be a good person to those I consider my friends.Now eat your pancakes.
>>20344347First off, do we even really care that much about porn roughly based on us getting around? I mean, other than MAYBE the generic MGs at KB enterprises, it's not like many other people are going to recognize it AS us. And if they do, they'll either think Chiaki's a powerful jerk to avoid, or a powerful jerk who is kind of appealing in taking what she wants. It's not exactly worse press than we ourselves could do.
>>20344347Kick her out the plane.
>>20344391I think Chiaki would put it more bluntly... "Wish fulfillment? So you're telling me you're a masochist?"Add a creepy grin while saying it for the best result.
>>20344414thisIt also advertises several other porn series inside it.she's making dosh, ask for a cut.
>>20344387This. Stone motherfucking cold, and then grin at the end.
>>20344377It's because if said artist or circle in question has also drawn stuff that is based off of some existing work, as a business it opens them up to costly (if frivolous) legal broadsides. Aside from being an already-rich bastard, the only way to reliably dodge that bullet is to sell at no more than cost regardless of what the work is.
>>20344391Have you ever read a bodice-ripper romance novel? Her being a horrible jerk IS wish-fufillment.
>>20344387seconding this. also asking if she makes a profit off of it.
>>20344387This, but add."And my hips have never, ever, moved on their own."
>>20344347"You never gave 'me', like, a dozen dicks, did you? If not, apology accepted."
>>20344414See:>>20344431It's not the work itself, it's that the person/group in question is making a profit from other, non-related works in the same general style.This makes them very clearly a for-profit enterprise, and as such the companies who's stuff they've made stuff of, even at-cost, have free reign to beat them into financial poverty with the legal stick, even if they ultimately lose said case.
>>20344431Magical Midori is literally her only series ever that we know of.She even said it's the first one she started writing, with no implication of others.She's untouchable as far as we know as players.
>>20344387Thirding this. No grin at the end though.>>20344388Also seconding to ask her this.We may also want to check if her Soulgem is at dangerously black levels. Between her crazy day getting her legs shot off, being confined at the Officio Assasinorium, and seeing her idol/fangirl-object reading self-insert porn of herself, she may require a grief seed.
>grin commandsIs Chiaki even able to do more than awkward smile?If anything, I imagine her staring at Midori and giving her a thumb-up
>>20344448I will however let you know if they start.
>>20344347[x] "I really don't care what you draw to escape your problems. It's probably a lot healthier than what I do. Apology accepted, eat your dinner."
>>20344464Still irrelevant. It's standard practice in the doujin industry, so that they can't get sniped by some obscure work they made a profit from years ago if they decide to make something based on someone's work in the future.
>>20344230"Y-yes, I am Green Green"No shit, broccoli head.
>>20344465...How many grief seeds do we have left? Also, Kyubey was asking for "compensation" a few threads back. Do we have a maxed out Grief Seed about to re-Witch on us? Witch attack in the middle of a flight would suck!
>>20344469If we don't patch things up with Iori later on, Midori may be present when they start.
>>20344468I kind of picture the grin being a really twisted, fucked-up version of someone trying to smile. Rather than awkward and tight-lipped, it'd be moreso over-enthusiastic and likely make the recipient think you're about to rip out their goddamned eyeballs.
>>20344347"When can I expect the next issue?">wat"You heard me."
>>20344468There's a marked difference between a grin and a smile. I can't smile to save my life, but my grin has got me out of fights and into chicks. Make of this what you will.
>>20344437>bodice-ripper romance novelI have no idea what that is.
>>20344505aka 90% of the book market
>>20344489>If we don't patch things up with Iori later on...We will, but not like that.
>>20344505"Romance" novels written for women, by women, that mostly involves the woman being raped, dominated, and liking it.
>>20344505Novella rape porn for women, essentially.
>>20344505Those trashy women's novels that sell for $2.50 and all have Fabio with a torn shirt and some 20-something girl in patial undress on their covers.
>>20344498>>20344489>>20344426>>20344387To anyone going for outright niceness instead of tolerance, i'd like to point out that there's a nonzero chance that she was planning to steal us after the hotel job.Literally steal a "human" being. Who happens to be us.
>>20344513>>20344518>>20344515Ho wait, Twilight kind of horrible shit?Yes, I see what you means.
>>20344488I *think* Chiaki may have used a grief seed during/after the encounter with Kilgore. I don't think we gave it to QB, though.
>>20344505Think doujins for desperate middle aged women.
>>20344521This, the "one professional to another" was bullshit, she never acts like a professional. She just wanted the otaku to keep their hands off her waifu.
>>20344521And we killed people for fun? or at least because it's easier.I'm not saying trust her, but we can be nice.
>>20344520imagine my surprise when i found a whole closet stuffed with those in the attic at my grandparents place when i was 12.
>>20344524Yes, except more sex and less marketability.Kinda like an h-manga, really.
>>20344524Not quite on the same level of "Oh God my eyes, my poor, poor eyes!" as Twilight was. More 'trashy' than outright badly written.
>>20344483Why are you so against the idea of her making some kind of money from original work that she is only writing to preserve her sanity?I'm not saying she DOES. I'm saying she only writes her own stuff.You just keep shouting "NOPE, NO WAY IN HELL DOES SHE HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE A DIME OFF HER STUFF".Also the 'old obscure stuff' is illogical. Many well know manga authors have at least one fanbook to their name, and some still do it. I don't see them getting sued to the point they can't publish a classified in the newspapers.
>>20344548he just doesn't want to be wrong
>>20344539Oh god, we were someone's waifu.I feel sullied and unusual...
>>20344521I hardly think she's have risked it. Admittedly she may have been lying to us, but she claims to have been at the edge of her abilities keeping us as restrained as she did. I'm inclined to believe her since she'd be insanely overpowered if she could do that indefinitely. Hell, us helping her cosplay a cripple is light compared to what Murderface would have done to her once we got free. Knowing our rep, no way she would have tried.
>>20344521>Implying I'm trying to be niceI can't fucking stand stories without an end. I want the next fucking volume and I want it ASAP, and Midori's gonna draw it whether she fucking likes it or not. Also it'd be great to tease her like that. I wonder what she will draw now that we know she's doing it. Will she have the balls to keep making Murder Mayumi act like a dick or will her character make a 180? Will there be more or less H scenes? Will it depict Midori's current subordinate-relationship with Chiaki?DONT FUCKING STOP DRAWING YOU BROCCOLI-HEADED CUNT I MUST KNOW.
>>20344524Twilight is slightly different. 50 Shades of Gray is closer, but still not it.In a bodice ripper, typically a stablehand or the like borderline rapes a victorian lady and she likes it. Usually involves ridiculous names for genitalia, ridiculous trashy (but not necessarily bad) writing and enough cheese to make a fondue for the whole family.I used to read them on the train, they're cheap, plentiful and usually pretty funny.
>>20344558Don't forget that Matsuda is probably the waifu of half the officio thanks to these doujins.
Wow, this thread derailed when people started asking about money.I still think its a good idea to ask why she chose us. Are we such a legend in the magical girl world?
>>20344347"You're really overestimating how much I care about who you write your stuff about. Apology accepted."
This is what i envision happening when Dee takes like an hour to get back to us:[Deculture] >wat do?[Thread] WHAAAARGARBLE[Deculture] Oooookay then...
>>20344566>> Don't forget that Matsuda is probably the waifu of half the officio thanks to these doujins.I can suddenly understand Pinky's desire to destroy the world.
>>20344566I'm guessing that the office considers the MatsudaXMidori pairing to be true, now that she's in our employ.Was there any time for people to notice or did we get rushed off to siberia before they'd have the chance, I wonder?
>>20344571she said most if not all magical girls know of/have heard of the name 'Murderface'yes, we celebrity.
>>20344571I'll stop discussing it if everyone wants me to stop.Don't think it can go much farther anyways.
>>20344587Heheh. We should ask pinky next time we see her."The world, Faust. I need to destroy the world. The entire officio, everyone i know, thinks i'm a porn star.What do you need from me, anything, i just need to destroy everything."
>>20344548First: I'm saying she doesn't because of overwhelming industry precedent. It's safer to assume she doesn't see a cent off of the things than to speculate she makes a profit.Second: "Obscure stuff" is relelvant because of separation of legal entities - As an example, Hiroe Rei. Writes/draws Black Lagoon, among other things, but publishes his h-manga under the alias TEX MEX, which, for publishing purposes, is a separate legal entity.Now, granted, there are occasional singular exceptions, but, quite evidently, these are exceptions, not the rule. Which leads back to my point of it being unreasonable to assume that Midori is somehow one of these rare exceptions, and not like one of the other thousands of faceless doujin artists floating around.
>>20344571I keep forgetting about that! We totally need to ask her how she found out about us in the first place. And if she ever met us before. >>20344521There's a pretty huge difference in writing porn about someone and being the kind of person to engage in actual kidnapping. She was probably going to just leave us out in a closet somewhere and scram before we woke up, since "Hi, I ruined you mission and got your principle raped" is a pretty bad way to bond with someone who you think/know is a powerful and violent nutter.
>>20344558>Kumatora and some other girl on guard duty>Chiaki comes by>Both girls are bowing, letting her pass>three seconds of silence>"that was mai waifu">"Sure It was, Kuma">"Someday, you'll see"
>>20344623make a full body pillow of ourselvesHide it in the office somewhererecord the fight to own it
>>20344634I thought our decided on shenanigans was showing up at the officio with a bouquet of blue roses and handing them out randomly.
>>20344604But pinky is our biggest fan!Is she has a physical body, I'm pretty sure she must have a Murder Mayumi body pillow.
>>20344623That kinda happened in thread 11...>The guard posted there is a Magical Girl that you yourself have trained. With long black hair tied into twintails, a costume that looks more like a black schoolgirl outfit than anything else - and her soul gem a red crimson orb glaring from the center of a rather bulky metal belt buckle that's a bit oblong in shape, she brightens at your arrival and snaps you an eager salute.>"V-Vindicare in the premises! Murderface-sempai, g-good morning! The prisoner awaits!">Murderface-sempai. That sounds so horrible.
>>20344644oh god, this whole thing is one semi-deity creature trying to claim her waifu
>>20344649...We should ask Midori to sign our MMxMM volume, then give it to Pinky next time we meet her.
>>20344643We can start with the blue roses. Then have a body pillow of ourself looking as seductive as possible with a blue rose in our teeth. However we don't hand out blue roses to everyone, we make it look like a contest and in order to compete to steal the pillow you need a blue rose whether by being gifted one by pleasing us or stealing it from another.
>>20344651http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19746791/#p19750538>>20344643Apparently Blue Roses has some sort of defined meaning that we didn't want to send.
>>20344663I say we just give them to the cat
>>20344608>irrelivantI said illogical, and you point out why.I AM NOT SAYING SHE DOES.I AM SAYING SHE CAN.Just because she follows a precedent does not mean she will get financially(look, a reason for her to do it) raped in the ass because she doesn't.Precedents and norms are not legally binding.
>>20344663>a body pillow of ourself looking as seductive as possibleOh god, we would never be able to pull that off.Imagine Chiaki's version of "seductive".
>>20344661We should sign it ourselves and give it to our future love interest, whoever that ends up being.
>>20344679SIR, ARE YOU SAYING THAT FONDLING A HUGE GUN WOULD NOT BE SEDUCTIVE AS FUCK TO THE KIND OF PEOPLE WE TRAINED?
>>20344653>oh god, this whole thing is one semi-deity creature trying to claim her husbando
>>20344679No you dont understand.Our incompetence at doing that would only make it more HNNNNNNNG, all awkward n shit.
>>20344663>INTRODUCING WARMASTER MURDERFACE'S LOYALTY PROGRAM>To celebrate her promotion, Warmaster Chiaki Matsuda, "Murderface" will award a blue rose each week to the Officio's most hard-working employee>At the end of the year, the employee with most blue roses will be invited to a private dinner with the Warmaster herself.Do this, and after a single day QB will be asking us how the heck did we increase the Officio's productivity by 800%.
>>20344700>implying we're going to give Misaka pornDear god, man! Pull yourself together!
>>20344678Of course she *can*. In practice, the likelihood of her actually doing so is so infinitesimal that considering it as an actual possibility is functionally pointless.Which is basically the same as saying she can't, except it doesn't piss off the statisticians.
>>20344694>>20344688I'm actually for Midori myself.
>>20344679>>20344692or we end up like spaghetti-chan Tomoko trying to look sexy
>>20344703oh man, we have to do this
>>20344649There is a distinct possibility of that.
>>20344703I'm still waiting for QB to realize the popularity of Miracle Midori and then proceed to force Matsuda and Midori into propaganda events.
>>20344712A little bit too close to yandere for my liking. Maybe if she mellows a bit.
>The blue rose symbolizes the unattainable or impossible which won't make it a good choice to give someone you would like to maintain a relationship with anyway.would mean telling people they can't have us.which might do more bad than good.
>>20344713>implying spaghetti-tan wasn't sexy
>>20344703Add a rule about not stepping on each others toes and no sabotage and you're golden.No wait, you're silver or platinum. Never gold, not here.
>>20344712Chiaki's waifu is actually Mami. She described her ideal girl during a drinking session. Midori is her stress relief toy.
>>20344720>Wanting the yandere to mellow outwhat
>>20344725>No wait, you're silver or platinum. Never gold, not here.Awwh. Can I be palladium instead?
>>20344723In that one scene with glasses, extra makeup, hair combed in odd way and "trashy" clothes, she really wasn't. However, she's adorably cute in her usual awkward self.
>>20344725Also you get a bonus rose for finding, turning in or otherwise aiding in the search and retrieval of Golden Weapons.
>>20344663We should actually give a bouquet to Mami as a thankyou gift for taking care of Iori.And watch the rumors fly
I would like to make some suggestions>Give Iori a yellow rose>Give Mami a red rose
>>20344736>>20344720>Implying there's any yandere at all.She isn;t hating on anyone we're close to, she doesn't try to steal us like one anon mentioned, even in the unlikely case that she possibly, maybe, would have at the hotel, in a different universe.She doesn't have the crazy look either.
>>20344759how about we do jack shit with roses
>>20344763how about no
Fuck roses, give them a plant or something.
>>20344388 >>20344387 >>20344369You swallow the mouthful of pancakes you've been pensively chewing as you listened to Midori's half-explanation, half-apology, and most probably final last words before you toss her screaming out of the plane's airlock - and it's with inexorable slowness that you reach over with your free hand, fingers curled into a fist, right over Midori's head. She seems to get the point quickly enough, and closes her eyes tightly, her fingers curling into her chair's armrests. Bracing for an inordinate amount of pain.You would have laughed at this, if not for the fact that Midori is quite visibly frightened of you. Another Magical Girl, gripped with enough fear of you that she has actually forgotten her training and is now sitting very still across from you. Waiting for you to do your worst. Waiting for you to hurt her.It's understandable, of course. You did kill her former employers in cold blood. You blew her kneecaps away and had her holed up in a single room for a week or so. You have a reputation for being...well, being Murderface. Your reputation in a single word, a title, a nickname. Doesn't take much to figure out why she's scared. It's all your fault.The problem is - did you really want it this way? Being able to trust only a few people, and be friends with even fewer? While the rest of the world thinks you're some sort of crazed psycopath a hair trigger away from going postal?[1/2]
>>20344753I can think of suitable theme music for such campaing.
>>20344679Disheveled hair, dead thousand yard stare eyes, out of place grin that looks like we haven't smiled for years and barely remember how, two cigarettes dangling from our lips, half empty bottle of kong dangling from one hand, firmly gripped pistol in the other. Our attempt at a sexy pose looks more like we're tensed up and prepared to blow someone's head off.They'd love it.
>>20344781PAT. THE FUCK. OUT. OF HER."It's okay, Midori."
>>20344781headpat, maybe a hug
why do people reply when there's a [y/x] in the post?
>>20344781She needs to write moar. >>20344563FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUU-
>>20344811Because we're hyped as fuck.
>>20344811Because it ain't a party until we hit 500 posts.
>>20344811cant fucking resist.
No headpat.No hug.Forehead flick!
>>20344811Because we like throwing ideas at OP.
>>20344815Considering how keen were Sayaka about the butler uniform, we might as well see similar scene next time we visit the couple...
>>20344826yes this too
>>20344826Head pet then forehead flick. If we just flick her she'll only have one shift from scared to kinda relieved. If we do a short pet and then flick we get a wider range, we get the shift to completely relieved and trying to snuggle into the head pet and then the flick of slight relieved surprise.
>>20344811Because we're discussing the Murderface Loyalty Program.Maybe instead of an "end of year reward", make it so you can exchange some amount of blue roses for certain rewards? That would probably motivate more people.
>>20344823Except for Kyoko's those plugsuit designs are pretty mediocre. In Madoka and Sayaka's cases, downright terrible.
So for the loyalty program:End of each week a symbol(probably a rose) is given to whoever has worked the hardest in their own positionNo sabotageFinding and turning in a gold weapon is a sign of extra hard work for the officio on your own time, which gets an extra symbolAt the of the month (to keep it small) anyone holding a symbol may attend a dinner with Warmaster ChiakiUnwritten rule, symbols may be traded. You only need the symbol to attend (so people can be nice to friends)>>20344748If it isn't shiny yellow, yes.
>>20344859You do of course realise that we're encouraging people to accept Golden Weapons from Pinky to get closer to us. Because I cannot see rabid fangirls with a taste for the FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS backfiring whatsoever.
>>20344781You let out a sigh, before you open your hand, and gently, carefully, give Midori a pat on the head.You do it again, just as carefully, and it's then that the green-haired girl opens her tearful eyes, looking at you with no small amount of disbelief and surprise."...Sempai?" She asks, hesitantly, her voice barely above a whisper.You immediately give your opinion of what you've read, before your common sense tells you otherwise. You tell her that the tentacle monsters could use a bit more detail. You cite the inaccuracies regarding her depiction of you as Mayumi - her proportions and the murder frisbee the two most glaring that you note (although, to be frank, you think having chainsaw teeth installed on your shield is probably something you'd want to look at). You also point out, in an offhand manner, that you think that Mayumi is a real piece of work, and you'd probably shoot first if you ever met someone like her in a dark alley someday.You finish this off with another pat on the head, telling her that you don't mind her drawing this kind of stuff. Everyone needs a hobby, after all, and hers just happened to involve you. What were the chances of her ending up under your employ, anyway? She couldn't have known. You tell her that you don't mind her continuing what she's doing. It's not harming anyone, after all, and you're not so vain that you'd go off on someone simply because your rep is taking a hit.By this time, Midori is nearly crying with relief, and you slowly withdraw your hand as an awkward silence comes over the entire passenger cabin, only broken by the sound of Misaka's cute snoring.You offer your handkerchief to her, and tell her that she should eat her dinner before it gets cold. [2/3]
>>20344874the entire idea of the of the loyalty program is silly
>>20344859>>20344874Of course the real problem is that these rewards would require Matsuda interacting more with people and that's a recipe for disaster.
>>20344886You've never met a teenage girl infatuated with a pop star? This works exactly the same.
>>20344848Okay, if we're doing that we need additional ways of getting roses than just being the hardest working a week. Bonuses for truly exceptional performance in the field, saving another Magical Girl colleague's life, providing information about a Golden Weapon, and so on. Maybe hand out more than one a week at this, not too many, have small rewards like being able to take the day off unless there is a really high priority job that needs you, a stack of Mami's pancakes, larger rewards would be things like a dinner with the Warmaster. It also means that Magical Girls who aren't idolizing us and don't want dinner with us are encouraged to aim for the rewards.>>20344893We're going to be the Warmaster, we're going to have to suck it up. Much of our job is going to be interacting with people and directing them. That's our new lot in life.
>>20344893Oh, don't say that. We're getting better! Look, Midori is only reduced to tears, as opposed to lamenting ever knowing us! That's another point for Reasonable Character Development! We might even manage to give Misaka's brother the porn without killing someone!
>>20344880I think we cemented ourself a loyal minion with that act
>>20344880"T-thank you, Matsuda-sempai." Midori sniffs as she takes your handkerchief, before wiping her eyes on it and then blowing her nose into the linen. "I...this means a lot. You've been doing so many things for me, I..." She shakes her head before looking at you. "I won't forget this, sempai. I won't."You nod at this, before going back to your own pancakes. You should finish yours before it gets cold, too. Not that they taste any less delicious even if they do.In any case, you've just allowed your subordinate to continue drawing porn of you. It's...well, it's probably not something worth breaking out the champagne for, but at least no one died.What do you do, now?Ask Midori why she picked you as her subject.Ask Midori about what happens next.Finish your meal and check your smartphone. Maybe that diary app's opened up again, eh?
>>20344919>Serious mode activate!time for play is over[X] Diary App
>>20344919Ask Midori why she picked you as her subject.andAsk Midori about what happens next.While you check if the diary is unlocked
>>20344919[x]Ask Midori why she picked you as her subject.
>>20344919[X]Ask Midori why she picked you as her subject.then[X]Ask Midori about what happens next.
>>20344919Ask why meI smell backstory
>>20344919>Ask about what happens nextWe ARE getting upgraded to warmaster. Maybe COMIC-us could get a commissar's cap?
>>20344919>[x]Ask Midori why she picked you as her subject.Also make sure to point out that despite you're fine with her doing this kind of... fiction writing. She shouldn't take that as a sign to raise her hopes that any of the events will be reenacted in real life.Well, maybe save for chainsaw disc, because that sounds like a cool idea.Make mental not about reading next volumes.
>>20344919>>>Ask Midori why she picked you as her subject.
>>20344919>[x]Ask Midori why she picked you as her subject.>[x]Finish your meal and check your smartphone. Maybe that diary app's opened up again, eh?Multitasking~
>>20344929Smart.Also, use Kharn. May be useful
>>20344919[x]Finish your meal and check your smartphone. Maybe that diary app's opened up again, eh?
>>20344919would like to know why us and after that we can look at the phoneprobably the phone is more important but even Chiaki would be wondering why someone with a reputation as ours would become subject for erotic literature.why us?Phonehow many more volumes are there?
>>20344919[X]Ask Midori why she picked you as her subject.Midori, why me? You should have been able to find a better subject than a bitter, drunken, amnesiac, pill popping, emotionally fucked up, murderer who wears a nice costume and is technically a "Magical Girl", whatever the hell it means to be a "Magical Girl".
>>20344919[X] Ask Midori how to do that thing with your tongue.While checking the diary.
>>20344919>Ask Midori why she picked you as her subject.Then>Ask Midori about what happens next.I'm also curious as to why Miracle Midori was abused in the first issue, is this a running theme of the doujin?
Hey guys. Five letter word.G R E E N
>>20344919Why me. Also ask how our doppelganger progresses, and if any future editions would be further changes, now she's met us.And while were at it, get her to sign the thing. At worst, we can fence it for cigarettes to someone in the office.
>>20344982It's a doujin. That's just what happens to move the 'story' from the part where everyone has their pants on to the part that people paid for.It is a little odd for it to happen to the self-insert, but she was writing from experience.
Why me? + Phone
>>20344990Oh god can you imagine if we tried fencing a signed copy around the office?Hell they would sell us anything
>>20344990If we get her to sign it we should sign it as well.Some of the girls at the office would do pretty much anything for one with both of our signatures on it.
>>20344919>Finish your meal and check your smartphone. Maybe that diary app's opened up again, eh?Try NACHT, GRIEF, and 4CHAN.
>>20345005I think the other guy has a point with green more than those
>>20344990>get her to signAnd add a little angry face. Do this once for each volume.>>20345000"No I will NOT accept used panties as payment!"
>>20345000If we also signed it, we'd probably be able to get two packets of cigarettes. Maybe even with a glass of whiskey.
>>20344994Well given that I believe it was stated that Miracle Midori's power was the ability to make friends or something like that, which was obvious wish fulfillment, I'm wondering if Midori's also craving any kind of attention even if it's negative.>>20345000Hell, if we signed it also it'd probably become some sort of Holy Waifu Relic or something.
>>20345013The first two are from the show and might pop up things that are different. The last one is funny to me.
>>20345013>>20345005But seriously, we're off to met THE BETRAYER.If the app has anything about her, I think It would be better to know beforehand
>>20344919>[x]Ask Midori why she picked you as her subject.Then>[x]Finish your meal and check your smartphone. Maybe that diary app's opened up again, eh?Pass: Waifu
We should try password KHARN before anything else.
>>20345028Fiiiiiiine, try KHARN first.>GROUP yrsstheNo captcha, that's entirely too vague
>>20345022It was "the power to make anyone fall in love with her."
>>20345022To make anyone love her>>20345024I know they are from the show but we have had almost zero reference to the show in the diary so far
>>20345028this man has the right of it, kharn is the best guess. I'm still voting for more talking though, our personal history is more important then kharns.
>>20345022The holy waifu war would erupt over control of it.Cities would be leveled and death would stalk the earth
>>20345067sounds good. lets do it.
>>20345051>the power to make anyone fall in love with her>planned plot development was totally going to be Mayumi falling in love with Miracle MidoriMidori will either be completely stuck for plot ideas now, or just continue with it getting gradually more blatant with her "I want in your pants, Matsuda-sempai" references, now that she knows we read and ok it.
>>20345051Ooooooooh shit, son.
>>20345055I beg to differ, 2/3 have been PMMM-related
>>20344919[x] So why me?[x] Password: KHARN
[x]Ask Midori why she picked you as her subject.[x]Ask Midori about what happens next.We should probably find out more about our subordinate right now if just to make her less afraid of us.
>>20345101Pretty sure Faust is not related to the show.(it's the name Deculture gave to Madoka witch form. She was called Kriemhild Gretchen in the show).
>>20345130Faust came from Magia revolutionAkemi is technically related to the show but it is just a name so realistically you can call all sorts of things related if you want to get into it for the purposes of the password but I will give you that one
>>20344958You pull out your smartphone from the inventory and check your diary app - that strange, devilish little program that seems to be giving you some very cryptic messages, while being quite tightfisted with said messages. What kind of developer would make an app like this - seal away diary entries with a different password for each, and only at certain times?The screen lights up, and you're given a notification: you can unlock one entry at this point in time. The dialog for the password entry pops up, asking for the usual five characters.As you mull over what word to input, you ask the still-sniffling Midori the six hundred yen question - that being, why you? Why someone like you as her subject for something that's obviously a labor of love? Surely she could have found someone better to partner up with her self insert, right?Midori blinks at you, before going red all over again. "I...u-um, well, Matsuda-sempai, if you must know, I..." She swallows, audibly, clearly very uncomfortable with this sort of questioning. "I...I heard about you way back then, and I needed someone...someone cool, you know? Someone dark and awesome and brooding, to pair up with my bright, optimistic, vulnerable lead." She giggles weakly. "I know, I know, it sounds like a really trashy harlequin novel, sempai, but you have to understand that I didn't think it would sell." Midori gestures to the book on your lap. "I made fifty copies of those for Comiket, and fully expected to come home with every single one of them. I just wanted something to do. Imagine my surprise when they got snapped up so fast that everyone was asking me if I could run to the printers and have them print more as a rush job, and to come up with the sequel as soon as I can."[1/2]
>>20345157Still tempted to bring her into the office for an autograph session
>>20345157Well that implies the officio girls both frequent Comiket and are rather -er "devoted".
>>20345130I more meant that a third of the show is made up of references to the story, Faust, but yeah you have a point.>>20345157Kharn, i suppose. 4chan if that doesn't work, because i really want to see how that would ruin our phone.
>>20345157There IS a sequel?
>>20345157Huh. Well. That's a good enough reason as any, you suppose. But what was that about the wish fulfillment thing? Did she actually like being taken advantage of, like that?Midori crimsons even further at that question. "N-no comment, Matsuda-sempai."Another awkward silence, and you clear your throat. Maybe you'll let that one slide, for now. You ask her instead about what's going to happen next in the story - from what you've heard, she's already published quite a few volumes already, right?Midori nods after a moment. "Y-yeah, sempai. I'm up to the sixth volume already." It's then that she grins. "A-and I can't tell you that, Matsuda-sempai, that would be spoiling you! I can hook you up with the second volume, though, if you want to read more!"Say yes. You want to find out if this Murder Mayumi improves her disposition any.Give it a pass. You're allowing her to do her thing, but you're not into that sort of stuff.Enter your five-character password.
>>20345196It's been stated that there are already several volumes out and they are VERY popular.
>>20345190Our phone would morph into a daemonette
Say yes. You want to find out if this Murder Mayumi improves her disposition any.Enter your five-character password.enter the Cat's name
>>20345200>[X]Say yes. You want to find out if this Murder Mayumi improves her disposition any.
>>20345200Sure, it gives us something to do aside from drinking
>>20345200>Say yes. You want to find out if this Murder Mayumi improves her disposition any.Enter your five-character password.What the hell, may as well see how far this rabbit hole goes, no horrible innuendo intended.Password: Kharn. We're about to meet her again, may as well try to remember her.
>>20345200Say yes. You want to find out if this Murder Mayumi improves her disposition any.i want to find out more
>>20345196Kyubey mentioned that he saw several volumes circulating around the office.
>>20345200[x]Say yes. You want to find out if this Murder Mayumi improves her disposition any.Read it for the story. [X]Enter your five-character password.WITCH, MAGIC,MAGIA, SPACE, GEARS, BASED
>>20345200>Enter your five-character password.Blank stare. Then>[x]Enter your five-character password.The topic is closed
>>20345200>[X]Say yes. You want to find out if this Murder Mayumi improves her disposition any.>[X]Enter your five-character password.KHARN
>>20345225Yeah, this. Failing shenanigans occurring when we hit Siberia, possible information about Kharn is most important.
>>20345200>[x]Give it a pass. You're allowing her to do her thing, but you're not into that sort of stuff.Please, please, please, guys. We don't need to add 'our own minion's sapphic fanfiction of us' to Chiaki's list of addictions.>Enter your five-character password.Kharn, 4chan.
>>20345200Sure, but she needs to sign each volume
>>20345200Enter your five-character password.grief
>>20345252>We don't need to add 'our own minion's sapphic fanfiction of us' to Chiaki's list of addictions.Oh yes we do.
>>20345200[x] "Eh, why not."[x]Enter password: Kharn
>>20345200yes, with autographs. we may choose to autograph hers if she desiresenter KHARN
>>20345200Password : waifu. Will probably unlock Mami pics.
>>20345280>we may choose to autograph hers if she desiresThis. We should offer to autograph hers as payment for giving us copies.
Who doesn't want to read porn with them as a protagonist?
>>20345200[x] yes[x] KHARNseriously, fuck all other passwords right now, we're going to meet the fucking bitch we need to be prepared.
Deculture, do you actually have preplanned entries?Or are you winging it as we come up with passwords?Doubt I'll get an answer.
>>20345304Pretty sure Miracle Midori is the protagonist. We're the love interest.
>[x] yes>[x] Kharn
Wait, the doujin sold out at Comiket? ...the office is FULL of closet fujoshis.
>>20345350Over 50 given the amount of copies sold. Matsuda better not ever fall asleep at the officio, she'd probably get taken home and/or raped.
What is Deculure's twitter?
>>20345200>[x]Say yes. You want to find out if this Murder Mayumi improves her disposition any.Heh. why not. Let's see how it evolves.>[x]Enter your five-character password.witchangelpowercurseboozefaust4changreenkharn
>>20345280>>20345297If we are to autograph it, I vote we do it in secret and leave it as a surprise for Broccoli-chan.
It would be hilarious if we "discovered" the manga at the office and went on a semi-crusade to destroy all of it, but actually just confiscated it and "leaked" it back into the office to earn a tidy profit
>>20345309Given that he had an entry for BUENO, I'm going to guess that he has some planned and then left some blank for passwords that he thought were funny enough to warrant one.
>>20345375Or, on a second thought, that might be a bad idea. I don't know.
>>20345200[x]Say yes. You want to find out if this Murder Mayumi improves her disposition any.Because since she captured the old Murderface so well, let's see if Mayumi travels along a path of self-improvement that Matsuda wants to take.[x]Enter your five-character password.Kharnwaifu
>>20345383I'm waiting for the "Waifu" password, might get an idea of how long Matsuda has been idolized for and maybe a glace at some of the shenanigans.
>>20345350She only made 50 for the original run.Man, imagine how rabid they'd go for an OR copy signed by both Midori and Chiaki. Especially if it's Midoris personal copy that she lended to Chiaki.Blood would be spilled for it.
>>20345200[x]Enter your five-character password.Kharn, 4chan, waifuAnd can we check Midori's Soulgem to see if she needs to use a Grief Seed?And does anyone remember if QB promised to provide us with as many Grief Seeds as we need to stave off corruption while training with the Golden Weapons, or was that with our previous job?
>>20345391It could be fun if done right.After we finish reading volume 2, sign it in-character (i.e. as 'Murder Mayumi' to 'Miracle Midori') and leave it in Midori's desk drawer.
>>20345412that was testing golden weaponsI say we call that in
>>20345405what would happen if we spread rumors that a copy of the manga that we signed is hidden somewhere in QB's office
>>20345426QB would give us killing little helpless girl duty for a year
>>20345426Mass riots.Probably not the best plan if we're supposed to become Warmaster.
>>20345439on the other hand, we could spark the homura heresy and kill the cat
>>20345444A signed copy from both murderface and Midori.The winner is the one who permanently ends the little fucker
>>20345456Naturally, since we're warmaster, we don't actually kill him. just cripple him and leave humanity to fight hordes of alien foes in a never-ending struggle
After we clear up this doujin mess we really need to discuss with Midori what exactly went down at the Protect Iori Mission and how we get those two on speaking terms.
>>20345225 >>20345218 >>20345214You nod after a moment before replying. Sure, you'd want to read more. You're not really into the stuff, but you're curious as to what happens next, particularly if Murder Mayumi improves as the story goes or remains an insufferable bitch. Midori giggles at that, and nods, her mood clearly improved."A-alright, Matsuda-sempai! I'll make sure to get you the second volume as soon as I can! Just tell me when you've finished it so I can get you the third volume - that way, you won't get spoiled by the temptation of jumping volumes!"That makes sense, but...you're not that impatient that you would jump over important plot and exposition just to get to certain parts. But you shrug at this, and lean back on your seat as you key in a certain name into the password input dialog.The Betrayer's real name.[ K H A R N ][ PASSWORD ACCEPTED . ][ UNLOCKING ENTRY #6 ][Trust the Betrayer with your life, but no more than that. She is called such for a reason. She has been instructed to keep your sarcophagus safe until the time comes for you to carry it again.][When the traitor's hand strikes, she strikes with the force of Walpurgisnacht.]The application flashes the ominous message to you before disabling itself again.Seriously. What the fuck. [1/2]
>>20345426Total and complete mayhem.Could be the event that bring about the end of the world.
>>20345473>thinking we could hurt qbKnow that thing where we can kill our slave with a thought?QB made all of our soulgems.
>>20345483It's with an irritated grunt that you toss your smartphone back into your inventory. You're no longer on speaking terms with the damn thing. Why? Why lock the rest of the entries? And who the hell even wrote them in the first place?And what's this about a goddamn sarcophagus? Aren't those things coffins? You're going to carry coffins around?You stab your fork into what's left of your final stack and begin eating very angrily. Mami wouldn't approve of you eating in this manner, but really, between finding out that you've got porn made of you and this, you could care less.It also helps that you're very, very far away for her to see how you're disappointing her.What do you do next?Finish your meal and go to sleep. Do something else.
>>20345483Do we know what Walpurgisnacht is in this timeline, or is that meta knowledge?
>>20345486>implying QB gives a shit If we bust up his current sleeve, since he has dozens of back-ups
>>20345520Finish your meal and go to sleep. dream of ways to make DOSH from our unexpected popularity
>>20345520>could care lessIt's >couldn't.Couldn't care less. If you can care less, that heavily implies you care to some degree.
>>20345520Ask Midori if we have met prior to the idol job.Then I guess made sure Misaka is ok and sleep
>>20345520[x]Do something else.Make sure that Midori's Soulgem, and ours for that matter, don't need any cleansing.
>>20345534>thinking QB would let anyone in his employ that rebelled lived.And before you ask about retirements, you don't give away your kill switch until you need it.>>20345520Tuck Misaka in, then Finish your meal and go to sleep.
The Midori/Matsuda relationship is beginning to remind me of something...
>>20345520>Do something elseAsk Midori how to do that thing with your tongue.
>>20345523Good question. I assume most magical girls would know, like how Mami and Kyouko knew in the original timeline, but that's just me.Pinky time?
>>20345520>[x] Do something else.We still remember that girl that witchified in Mami's apartment, right? She worked for Midori's former incubator. Perhaps we should ask Midori if she recognizes anyone by that description.Also, we should get around to telling Midori about the whole situation with Iori. The earlier we tell her, the sooner she can start to think about how to compose herself and to avoid a total disaster upon our return.
You am Homura whole world am witch you must fight world for great justice
>>20345552I think It's pretty obvious we didn't.>She swallows, audibly, clearly very uncomfortable with this sort of questioning. "I...I heard about you way back thenThen she met Chiaki on the job
>>20345520[X]Do something else.We are now officially insufficiently paranoid. Again. Time for a strategy session with Midori; we need to have plans for working in tandem if we're about to go meet someone named THE BETRAYER who may or may not know things about us that we don't know ourselves. At the least we need to know how much use she can be in active combat, even if it's just a support role.It'd also be sort of neat to know how good her illusion powers make her at espionage, because we seriously need to expand our repertoire of information-gathering beyond "asking people."
>>20345562>Ask Midori how to do that thing with your tongue.This.No way that could go wrong.
Tell Midori we want each copy she gives us signed starting with this one we haveWe don't mind her making these but we have a direct line to the creator so we are going to abuse it slightly
>>20345520>[x]Do something else."You know, when you're not busy making porn, you could draw something nice anc cute for Misaka. Might stop her from associating you with certain tasteless vegetable."
>>20345520>Do something else.We should start trying to defuse the Iori situation with Midori. Last thing we need is for Iori to think that Midori stole Matsuda from her and to send her down the yandere magical girl path.We can also ask Midori what she knows about us and possibly fill in some of our missing memories.
>>20345483>SarcophagusI only have a passing knowledge of WH40k stuff, but Sarcophagi were used to keep the bodies of mummified individuals intact. If I remember my Egyptian mythology correctly, it was believed that the spirit of the dead person would need its body intact so it could recognize itself. If not, the spirit would never know who it was, and wander aimlessly for all eternity (or a similarly horrible fate).
>>20345609no idea about 40k, the mythology is good. They had to keep your organs preserved too because you needed them.
>>20345609My rudimentary knowledge of 40K makes me think its Necron related?>assesTo 1997/98 Clearly something happened during those years to asses
>>20345559oh. dam ur right.>>captcha: tribunal. ocanvg
>>20345609>I only have a passing knowledge of WH40k stuff, Sarcophagus is also "body" piece of Dreadnought.
>>20345625Clinton was slapping Lewinsky's ass?
>>20345625>>20345623>>20345609In 40k oldcrons had a sarcophagus that their lords rested in and could phase back to in order to regenerate according to some of the fluff.Not sure about newcrons
>>20345520Midori needs to get in better standing with Misaka.Finish your meal and go to sleep. being this socially active is hard work, not to mention the emotional outburst(s) before we departed.
>>20345554>>20345579These are good. We already got our shits'n'giggles in messing with Midori's head just now. We totally did not need to make her think we were about to gank her; that was our stress-relief for the flight. Time to serious up.While we're at it, what's in our inventory now?
>>20345578Sure, unless she's lying.
>>20345691In which case asking again won't help.
>>20345705Or maybe she was avoiding the subject because it was uncomfortable and a direct question will get thee result.
>>20345691Does Midori know we have swisscheese memory?
You know, I wonder if this situation was deliberately engineered. Perhaps we couldn't accept that saving Madoka is ultimately futile and we are trying to reverse that happened did at the end of the series.But our powers are time related, it doesn't involve creating worlds or anything....Anyway, we will just have to keep going until that diary app unlocks more entries
>>20345691Unless Midori is the ultimate con artist, I doubt she could manage keeping enough composure to lie after basically having a panic attack over Matsuda reading her doujin. I mean, sure she's got her illusions and all, but still.Plus, why would she lie about that? If she did know Matsuda she'd probably would have mentioned it to help get on Matsuda's good side.That said, does our contract with her make us immune to her illusions or what? What are the exact specifications of this agreement? If we die, does she die also?
>>20345520>>20345720Anyways, >[x] check on soul gems >[x]Go to sleep
>>20345714Not to our knowledge
Sometime in the past, works of great passion are created in the slummy room of a magical girl.
>>20345726Pretty sure we have kill her, I don't think it's on a dead man switch. Her job was to be the ultimate con artist, I'm not going to underestimate her skills. We've had no indication that we're any better at resisting her skills.
>>20345558 >>20345552 >>20345541You finally put away your third and final container of Mami's blessings, and you give its emptiness a mournful look before replacing its lid and setting it aside. Pulling yourself off of your chair - it's comfortable, you'll give it that, but nowhere near as comfortable as your favorite - you get back on your feet and walk towards Misaka's sleeping form, careful to be quiet about it.You put away her dinner containers, make her seat recline enough that she's comfortably lying on her back - and it's then that you drape one of the blankets supplied for passenger use over her, making sure that both the arms dealer and her plushie Terminator are well covered. You give her a small pet on the forehead, before walking back to your seat."Hey, Matsuda-sempai..." Midori calls out softly as you get settled. You blink at her for a moment before reclining your chair, and it's then that you ask her what she wants."Hypothetically speaking, sempai, if...I confessed to you right now, I..." Her words are halting, and she's obviously embarrassed about the entire thing. "What would you say...?"Hypothetically, huh? You let out a sigh as you take off your glasses, folding them carefully and holding them against your chest with a hand. Your other brushing your hair away from your eyes, as you look up at the learjet's ceiling.How do you respond?
>>20345764I have no idea. Never had time for it, never had experience with it, last experience left sour taste in my mouth
>>20345764...We've know each other for a day. You've been alright so far. Don't give me a reason to kill you and we'll be great friends.
>>20345764Ask her If she's into necrophillia.Because Chiaki is a dead man.And tell her to go to sleep already. We like her as she is
>>20345764"No. Sorry.""Did I not JUST tell you to give it a few days and then see if you feel the same way?""Whoever you have built up in your head as being me is probably not who I am.""I'm probably too much of a horrible bitch."Pause, eye doujin."Or not enough of one."
>>20345778Pretty much this as our last chance involved horribleness and Pinky. Everything involves Pinky.Everything -is- Pinky? No....unless yes.
>>20345764We barely know each other and your fantasies in your doujin and rumors about me have obviously colored your perceptions. Give it time.
>>20345764(as much as I kinda like Midori, there is only one answer)."I'd say that's not very professional. We are on a mission here, keep the private stuff for when it's over..."Gave the doujin a curious look."... also how do you that thing with the tongue?"
>>20345764>pats for Misaka>Midori wants us to jump hergoddammit
>>20345758Except we do have a direct mental kill switch.The moment we get any suspicion we can pop her brains all over the walls and she did say that we noticed something was wrong despite her doing her very best illusions in the room when we were doing the idol job.Not hard to trigger a mental kill switch once we know whats happened
>>20345726I'm not saying she was lying, nor do I really think she strictly was. I do think there's more to it, though. Like, maybe Murderface happened to have saved Midori's life while on an assignment to kill all the dudes. Or something. Maybe I'm wrong, that's okay too.
>>20345764"People like us, lost the chance to have a normal relationship when we agreed to a deal from those mutant cats""As to your question, I don't know"
>>20345764"I would tell you 'No'. I'm not fit to be ina relationship with anyone. Go to to sleep, Midori."
>>20345764Sorry but I am barely tolerable when I am trying to keep some level of decorum up for work.And I am not the kind of person to mix up business and pleasure if I can ever avoid it.
>>20345764[x]Rub your face in exasperation, and remind her that you two barely know each other. Also remind her that she has an upcoming mission which is going to require staying focused on that instead of you.
>>20345764I'd tell you to cool your jets before diving into something like that blind. You have no idea who I am.
>>20345806Do you know what a dead man's switch is? I make no comment on our ability to pop her brains at a whim.As for weather we'll know if we're en-spelled. we were on high alert for a job. right now? We're relaxed and about to go to sleep. Perfect time to strike.
>>20345764"I would lick your soulgem to shut you up. Now it's time to sleep."
>>20345764"I'd say we haven't known each other longer enough. The Murderface you've got in your head, the Chiaki Matsuda I am, and the Chiaki Matsuda I want to be, are all different people."Besides. You'd have to get in line with Iori."
We can also stare her to deathGoThe FuckTo SleepOr I'll make you
>>20345837Yes I know what a dead mans switch is, we let go and boom, it references that your hands relax and will let go of something upon death.However when we were asleep before we noticed that we were under midori's spell and then we got pinky to help is break out. This time we could realize what has gone wrong and blow her brains out without trouble.I am saying that we don't need a dead mans switch
>>20345837I don't.Please explain, it sounds interesting.
>>20345837Also it is whether not weather when you are speaking of whether we figure something out or not
>>20345764"Given your apparent tastes, I'd tell you to content yourself with being my stress relief toy."
>>20345872You assume that we'll catch it because caught it once. Even if we did, we don't know if the kill switch will work. You think it will, but we had no control of any of our powers until pink saved us.I assume she'll be better the next time she tries, because she's gotten to know us. >>20345902thank you, What are your rates for spell checking?
>>20345819 >>20345787You let out a small sigh, before turning slightly to look at Midori - who seems to be looking up into the ceiling as well, curled up underneath her own blanket. You tell her that hypothetically, you would say no - simply because she doesn't know you all that well, yet. YOU don't know her that much yet. Confessing your feelings to someone isn't something you take lightly, and you have to be really sure when you do - and at the moment, you're not sure if she's anywhere near close of being sure.She has no reply to that, it seems. You shrug inwardly at this, before telling her to go to sleep, as you have a long day ahead of you when you arrive.It's only when you close your eyes that you smell something...familiar. Again, a perfume, so cloyingly and eerily enticing. The smell of corruption, of decay, of despair, of fear. Like blood to a shark, you automatically home in on it, and you find yourself breathing deeply.It's then that you feel something warm and soft gently settle upon your hips. Like someone light and warm straddling you. The tickle of frills upon your waist and stockinged legs.Your eyes immediately snap open, and you look out into a world of frozen time. Your shield manifested onto your right arm, sparking crimson, clicking furiously.And Pinky is right on top of you, smiling, both her hands on your shoulders. Her eyes as black as midnight, her teeth pinked with fragrant blood."Long time no see, Homura-chan."
>>20345951"Hi. Got you a present."Give her the doujin.
>>20345972thisalso, shield is still damaged.
>>20345951Getting possessive now, are we? Now now, no need for that. You know you're the only girl for us, Pinky.
>>20345951See what she wants. If it's nothing good (highly likely), see if we can't get Midori to get us out.
>>20345951Pinky. I see you're up to your usual bored witch-god antics again.
>>20345951"I don't assume you're here to ask me out as well."
>>20345951"Well look who we have here.">hand the doujin"Don't bother me again until you know the trick with the tongue. I cant seem to figure it out."should keep her occupied for a while
>>20345972Looks like the best course of action to me.
>>20345951"What, are you going to confess to me too? Get in line with Iori and Midori."
>>20345995I like this idea
>>20345972This with a dash of >>20345995
>>20345951"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, eh?"
>>20345995>>20345972These'll do. We've seen each other enough that I think it's time our relationship move on to the gift-giving phase. She may have jumped the gun a little, but that's no reason for us to Scrooge out.
>>20345951I like those one:>>20345995>>20345993
>>20346023Wasn't that abstinence?
>>20345951>her teeth pinked with fragrant blood.didn't one of the flying Charlotte things have pink gooey crap like that on its mouth/teeth/facewhat has Pinky been eating!?>our heart?YOU BITCH!
In our driest voice possible: "Hypothetically speaking,if I confessed to you right now, what would you say? But I would only confess if you can show me how to do the thing with the tongue" *hand over doujin*
Alright, we're pausing for now I think. Thank you once more for your participation! Seriously, I don't know how you guys keep coming back for more!Feedback is always good! Thank you!
>>20346064Is Misaka getting the German rival?
>>20345951>It's only when you close your eyes that you smell something...familiar. Again, a perfume, so cloyingly and eerily enticingCompare it mentally to Yuri<3's perfume. NOW.
>>20346064>ChikuwaMy greatest foe
>>20346044Using the "hypothetically, what would you say if I confessed to you right now," line would actually be pretty hilarious on its own. I think the extra comment about the tongue would devalue it.
>>20346064Oh no, what a terrible cliffhanger to leave on! Thank you for running it for us today, Deculture, you're the best.
>>20346064damn, right as shit went flying.see you tomorrow!
>>20346064You cant fucking do this to us man
>>20346064Did she have red shoes in the anime, or is that a Wizard of Oz joke?
>>20346078Yeah, I was worried about that. I chucked it in because that seemed to be the direction people were going in.Deculture, don't suppose I can revise my vote?
>>20346064Got in just in time to get the arch up. *infinite sadness*http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestNice run, Deculture! Looks like Pinky is getting impatient that we haven't visited her in a while...We DID get her a gift, right?
>>20346064It's an addiction, we need more murderface
>>20346064Awesome as always, thanks, man.
>>20346114we're nearly done with it, would have been neat if we got Midori to sign it before Pinky stopped time.Porn signed by its creator, classy!
>>20346064Thanks again for the great quest Deculture!>>20346146It's what every growing witch wants for christmas!
>>20346064sigh. dem cliff hangers mang
>>20346064Good thread mate.
I've refrained from pushing the shipping directly through the course of the thread, but feel like making the comment now - I think we should give Midori chance to get closer with us.She manages to be both humble and self-confident and I like that.The only dealbreaker might be if she turns out to be full-on masochist... Chiaki can into violence, but not in a way of romantising (or even sexualising) it.
>>20346258I can't really see Matsuda in a relationship with anyone at least until she gets some heavy self-improvement. That said, Midori or any of the other current magical girls would be a better choice than dragging Iori deeper into magical girl hell.
>>20346258Can violence even be romantic? All I can think of are sexual themes for it.
>>20346258>>20346293Any "relationship" Chiaki got into at this point would be ridiculously exploitative. She's an emotionally-crippled, paranoid, unempathetic schemer. These are all positive traits as far as survival in her situation is concerned, but if she wants to get into the whole being-with-other-people thing she needs to clean that up.And she's working on that! She is! She's just not nearly done. By any sane measure, it'd be a terrible idea. The best thing we can do to win becoming-a-better-person points is to not inflict ourselves on someone else like that.
>>20346293Assuming that Iori has not already made a deal with an Incubator. Being heart-broken, losing many of her friends and nearly getting some negative internet fame does not encourage the healthiest of mindsets.Chiaki should also really get around to telling Midori about the Iori situation. As a warning, if nothing else.
>>20346293In a relationship, not really, but she'd probably fit as an uncaring, detached harem leader...
>>20346367And then finding out the last person you thought cares about you considers you just an employer as well
>>20346367Iori might be able to somewhat vent that stress thought Garcia's company. Yeah, she had some rought times, but hopefully not enough to really drag her on MG path.
Pinky! I've been waiting so long for this!
>>20346385What about pinky path?
>>20346385Personally, I think Iori is our best bet BECAUSE she's not a magical girl. She's the outsider looking in, and the one who, previously anyway, was convinced that we could be pulled out and be better then we were. She doesn't see us as a magical girl, and she's not going to let us be defined by our job description. As the outsider, she's the one best equipped to helping us be 'normal', which is something I don't think we're going to get from anyone else. The problem, though, is avoiding dragging her in further. I'll freely admit that's a real sticking point with this plan. >>20346421That's the Huehuehue ending, my friend.
>>20345951>And Pinky is right on top of you, smiling, both her hands on your shoulders. Her eyes as black as midnight, her teeth pinked with fragrant blood.>"Long time no see, Homura-chan.""C'mon, Midori, stop it, we just met, it's still to early for getting.... oh, wait, it's you! Ummm... hi?"
>>20346385>rough timesBest friend was raped and committed suicide.Friends and co-workers brutally killed.Career possibly in shambles.The one person you consider to be a friend, to be the pillar on which your safety and emotional fragility stands on, says that she only sees you as an employer and nothing more.She's had it very rough these past few weeks. All we can do now is hope that Mami can do damage control until we get back and can mend some bridges.
>>20346453I hadn't fully appreciated until now that, actually, WE might be more stable then Iori by this point. Whoops.
>>20346446That was pretty much what I was thinking as I was reading that. "Oh shit, we shot down Midori and now she's getting more aggressive in her pursuit by using her illusions."
>>20346453Well, what I gather from previous threads (flashback included), Mami is pretty good with both damage and control.
>>20346453 She was taking it to an unhealthy extreme. We said we willing to be friends. She'd recover faster with not-crazy people trying to help her and not be distracted by fantasies that won't happen.
>>20346453Didn't she call QB like 37 times or something ridiculous when she was worried about us? That's falls fairly squarely into unhealthy obsession.Oh, then there's that time she was clearly masturbating to us when we were still in the room.
>>20346562And now if we decide we do want a more romantic relationship, even if the risk is that she won't be interested, any relationship might actually work, since it won't be based on mutual shellshock. That and the fact that we're fairly rapidly becoming a RealGirl (tm), so we might have a chance in hell of having feelings other than the random stabs of jealousy we've had thus far.Though worst case scenario is that a little accident occurs to our pilot at some point, and we comfort Mami over the loss of her friend/lover/husband.
>>20346596She called QB 37 times or whatever when she knew we were walking into a extremely deadly situation and we told her to leave with Garcia, then didn't call her back once we got out alive. She thought we were dead, dude.
>>20346562That doesn't even really count though.The point was we pretty much ignored the situation and possibly made things worse by trying to do something that was correct.It doesn't matter how unhealthy it is or how little it will help she won't get better unless she wants to and the way to getting her wanting to get back on her feet was to have Chiaki around regardless whether anything could come from it.
>>20346562Oh, and lets not forget, part of the problem is that Mami, a girl that Iori KNOWS is one of our best friends, was actively trying to get her hooked up with us. Yeah, I wonder how Iori got the idea that it was ok to crush on us?
>>20346638Mami's really the poster girl for "The road to hell is paved with good intentions". She means well, but she's going to get someone killed one of these days. Already nearly got us killed by interfering with Kirika.
>>20346371>>20346421Pinky harem path = true end.(but we are aiming for the Good end)
>>20346618"ignored"We walked in, said we had a job, and wished her well. If she had any objections to us leaving(aside from the breakdown) she should have stated them instead of hiding behind that guy.It was pretty poorly done overall, but she didn't help the situation at all. >>20346638So, Mami was wrong? That just shows how she isn't infallible. Mami honestly should have know that wouldn't work out. >>20346671
>>20346700No, I'm saying it's excusable that Iori got the impression that it was ok to pursue us. This WAS the first time we discussed this with her, in a rather emotionally driven time. If this was a problem before hand, we should have had this chat when things were still calm and we weren't giggling about her jilling herself to us. We let it go, she got the idea we were interested, and only when things go sour THEN we step in an lay down some rules. This was neither the time nor the place for either Chiaki OR Iori to calmly a rationally discussing things. That said, I'll stop here; no need to pick at old threads
>>20346700Well I say ignored because we did.We went straight from being quite good with the handling Sayaka and Kyoko to full retard with Iori in the space of a car ride and while the situation wasn't the same we knew we had fucked up with her after we called her.
>>20346700If Mami didn't try to fix things and save everyone then she wouldn't be Mami though.Despite everything she is still enormously naieve and honestly believes the best about people like Chiaki and Kirika.In the latter case she had reason to since Kirika had been a very reliable friend of hers but in Chiaki's case it was purely faith that she could be better and she saw Iori as a vehicle to that.Or she saw that Iori was a weakness and something she could use to control us through our desire to protect her from the sort of shit we get up to.
>>20347073At the time most of the crowd was split into two radical groups - one shipping making up with her no matter what and pursuing her for waifu, the other pushing her as far as possible because "spoiled brat, do not want" ... there was not enough voice for any reasonable approach/middle road, despite Deculture throwing hints for it all the way long...
>>20346064>>20345951..You know. Oddly enough Pinky`s Presence and her mindfuckery doesn`t faze me as much as the thought of what kind of fucked up magical girls/Golden Weapon users Deculture might end up throwing at Chiaki in near future after this Madoka-Setting brushed against Mad World, 40k, Nanoha, Idol Master & Railgun/Index-Verse
>>SarcophagusSo, has anyone here read the manga Shoulder-a-Coffin Kuro? It's about a person named Kuro who travels from town to town carrying a coffin on her back, and a burden only she can carry.
>>20347452Also Black Lagoon. And Fabiola mentioned something about "head maid acting a bit oddly"...
>>20347452And that is a truly terrifying thought. Thank you, really.
>>20347473Or the priest from Trigun.
>>20347452Considering how messed up everything else has been, I am now imagining those four as this Universe's Pleiades Saints....The only answer is to help Pinky in destroying the world.
>>20347315I actually think it was a small group doing most the arguing and the rest sort of got sidelined.I didn't want us to suck up to her and everything but I wanted us to use the brains we had shown we had previously and apply them to the situation at hand so that we didn't end up where we are now with an uncertain or worse future.The whole waifu / grimdark bullshit etc argument just took over and I am inclined to believe it is partly summer and partly just truly retarded people who wanted to just derail things given how quickly we reverted back to quite civil afterwards.
>>20347569>Magical Amber as CulexusOh-... Oh god. She could probably even out-mindfuck Pinky.>Jesuschristhowterrifying.jpg
>>20347452Did I miss the Nanoha references? How did THAT happen?!
>>20347830I think there was a passing reference to a magical girl that looked like Nanoha several threads back. There was a mild shitstorm and Deculture seemed to have dropped it and never brought it up again.