The bunnies dancing in my mind The the silverware, the halted time Plot is crawling through my windowpane Am I awake or do I dream The strangest pictures I have seen Haters hate and people'll stay irate>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-You head down to Fate's office in the basement, and find the woman at her desk."ma'am. The girls and I are leaving soon. I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for looking after them during the time they were here.""It's nothing Ayasaki. Oh, and just Fate will do.""Thank you miss Fate, then please, just call me Hayate. If you are ever at the Bureau and you want a rematch, please just contact me through my Device. I'll be more than happy to oblige you.""Oh. Didnt I tell you earlier?""Tell me what?""I'm coming with you."
[x] PanicWoo Mahou Shounen Quest, the only quest fueled by hate.
[x] burst out laughing.Just giddy, loud, laughing. Dont show our context, since you'd been told by everyone you met for this, to come back with THREE girls.Numero Quarto.
>>20269274"If I could persuade you ma'am, would you mind going through the stargate either 5 minutes before or after the rest of us?"
"...?" you tilt your head not daring to ask why."I have to report on this whole time irregularity. Maybe the Doctor can tell us just why it happened." she answers your unspoken question."Ah. Yes. Well, miss Fate, that means we just may have that rematch ours then.""I'm looking forward to it. Tell me when you and the girls are ready to jump out and I'll meet up with you then.""Of course." You say as you bow out of her office.Now back outside, you think if you should get back to the girls or maybe waste a few more minutes down here.WAT DO?[ ]get back to the girls[ ]Find somewhere quiet to wait[ ]Other
>>20269349[x]get back to the girls
>>20269349Girls Girls Girl, and we've got them in spades
>>20269349[x]waitRANDOM ENCOUNTER IS A GO
>>20269349Back to the girls
[x]get back to the girlsAww yeah. Good thing were not a priest.
>>20269349Get back to the girlsHave tea while we wait
>>20269349[x]get back to the girlsNanoha time is all the time!
>>20269349You decide that you should make like the good boyfriend that you are and be there for Nanoha to show you off some more.You climb up the dormitory tower, the other girls there now ignoring your unusual presence. In the common room near the top, you find the girls talking much like girls are fond of doing."I wish I could see you at full power." the redhead tells Nanoha. "I'm sure you could blow even Louise here away.""Ehehehe... Maybe once I'm a full agent and if I get to visit here again. I'll help you with that tunnel through the mountains your kingdom needs.""I can't wait."Madoka was at the corner, being given books by the girl that resembles Yuki the more that you look at her.Vita was talking in low voices with the blonde and the pinkhaired one."...and if that doesn't straighten them out, just punch em right in the nose. And if that still doesn't work, drop them from someplace high." The violent one tells the two.You stood there by the wall, not entirely sure what to do.DO ANYTHING?
>>20269559Juggle chainsaws made of bread.
>>20269559play some elevator music on the piano? set out some tea?
>>20269559Instruct saito on how to improve his situation.
>>20269559Ask the girls if there's anything that we can help with. If not, take Saito aside and give him some more pointers.
rolled 75 = 75Remember that we were given very specific instructions about how many girls should be accompanying us back.We might want to call mike ahead of time and tell him about this just to avoid unnecessary trouble.
>>20269559Full power, eh? Maybe a beam duel is in order.
>>20269662But then we lose the chance for a good joke.I guess see if the girls want refreshments and then see whether Saito could use some pointers and maybe give him some spare potions
>>20269559"So girls, anything I can do for you?" you ask those in the room."We're fine Hayate." Nanoha answers as Kirche whispers something to her "oh wait. I think Kirche-san want's to see your "little friend"?""What?"The redhead again gives you that appraising look.[ ]SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND[ ]Run[ ]other
>>20269721[x] SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"Jakob, Ted, Lo, meet Kirche.""Oh, Nanoha, you haven't met Raul yet, have you?"
>>20269721[x]other"Oh, of course. May I introduce Jakob Whitzhase, my footman and good friend."
>>20269721>>[ ]SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDShe wants to meet little friends? We can provide little friends.
>>20269721[x]All the cuddly friends.
>>20269721[x]otherSummon ALL the familiars. And act clueless.
I understand you guys have a thing going on here, and that's fine, but please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, could you maybe use different images for the OP? I'm really tired of seeing that fuckwhit with the tea. If you want the thread to be recognizeable, maybe you could go with an overlay for the OP's image, something along the lines of pic related?
>>20269803I find that a reasonable request. I also feel the same.Let the hunt begin.
>>202698034chanX can filter images. Maybe you should try it, instead of bitching out.
>>20269803Talk to LG, man. He's the one that does it.
>>20269803I get that spoilers are new and fun but was it necessary to spoiler that image?
>>20269793ALL OF THEM.We picked up a few more.Raul, loves the ladies.
>>20269721"Oh. Well, I can do that..." You let out Ted and J. The other three being left back home to watch over the girls."Girls, these are Jakob and Ted. Guys, these are Kirche, Louise, Tabitha and Montmonocy.""Montmorency." She corrects you"Ah yes, Monmonrency""Good day ladies." the two greet them."They talk!" Kirche says in surprise. "Hey Tabitha, that dragon talks!"The Yuki clone peers over her book and looks at Ted. "Nothing new." she says flatly.As your two familiar get... uhhh familiar with the girls, you find Saito standing out on the terrace.You approach him for a quick chat.WAT SAY?>>>20269803Okay, I will consider another image.
>>20269839I will look into that.>>20269867I spoilered it because I was trying to be discreet about making an unrelated post in this thread, thus also why I'm using sage.
>>20269934Just push him over the edge, see if it kills him.
>>20269934Ask him how he feels about dealing with the pink one.
>>20269934"So, you're a familiar to...Louise, was it? How's that working out for you?"
>>20269966>using sage correctlyYou monster.
rolled 60 = 60>>20269934Impart upon him the secrets of swag.
>>20269998I'm picturing us whispering a quick, short sentence in his ear, his eyes going wide with surprise, and him walking back into the room and all of the girls falling all over him.
>>20269934Everything we've said to souske.
>>20269934Not-Yuki isnt impressed.Full Familiar Power! Dan, engage puppy mode, Raul, USE, THE LOOK
rolled 5 = 5>>20270014>>20269998..maybe with a better roll.
MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE METAVERSE...>Well, shit.
>>20269934Tell him about some potions and give him some of our spares
>>20270057That was one of the most tense fights since we fought Ebon Night and Queen Zeal.Goddamn /tg/ dice.
"Hey Saito..." You lean in to whisper some choice words into his ear.His eyes shoot wide open, unsure of what he's hearing.""and then..."His brow knots, face contorts."And also, don't forget to...""...!""yeah and if you...""...?""And of course you must always...""!!!""Oh and finally...""...wow man. That's how it works?""Yep.""And you say nothing ever goes wrong?""Well... not really, but it works most of the time.""Wow...""Try it once the girls and I are out of here. You'll see what I mean.""...Okay man."ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO DO?
>>20270334Give Saito our supply of Healing Blue. It's easy enough for us to make, and since his job is as a meatshield, he'll likely need it.Then it's time to say farewell and go home.
>>20270366I think our supply is in one of our special flasks.We could conjure a barrel and make him some, though.
>>20270432That'd work, then were all set to go home.
>>20270432We can do him some slider and Molotov easily enough as well
>>20270490Molotov is triggered by the creator thinking at it to make it explode.
>>20270334"Oh and man, you act as Louise' shield right?""yeah.""Well, I'll leave you something you just might be able to use."You summon a barrel of water and quickly get to making some healing blue."This should heal most injuries right-out. I'd like to make some stronger healing potion for you but it takes three nights.""Thanks man. This will come in handy.""You get in trouble a lot?"He throws a glance at Louise with a nervous chuckle. "Sorta..."----------------------------------------------------With your goodbyes over, you help the girls bring their stuff down as the others accompany you out into the courtyard."Bye Nanoha. Bye girls. Come visit us again okay? We'll take a trip up to my kingdom then." Kirche tells them. "You too butler boy. I'll show you around." She adds with a dangerous smirk."err.. okay." you answer. "Nanoha, please tell miss Fate that we're ready to go.""I already told her, she should be on her way out now."Moments later, the five of you make the jump back to the Bureau.**rollem**>taking the 5th
>>20270516Actually it is triggered by it's user thinking for it to explodeLG said as much when we did the battle royale sim
rolled 47 = 47>>202705705th roll again?Guess we should prepare for fail.
rolled 59 = 59>>20270570DERPDERPHURRRRI don't know what I'm doing.
rolled 84 = 84>>20270570Loldicecomingtorapeus
rolled 1 = 1>>20270570
rolled 50 = 50>>20270591AND I AIN'T GONNA STOP
>>20270601Dead average? I call that a success.
rolled 12 = 12well that was close.
Nice to see it is business as usual for lookout
>>20270595>4thOh thank fuck.
rolled 51 = 51With our luck dead average is good.
rolled 53 = 53>>20270628business is booming.
Tackle hugged by girls?Viciously attacks by girls as attractive female #4 passed through the gate?Trude is pregnant? And Susan's The Father?
rolled 64 = 64>>20270668Susan's pregnant and Kiema's the father?
>>20270668Weirdly enough I can see the last scenario being the most likely
>>20270682inb4 Keima's the mother.
>>20270682But we know who wears the pants in that relationship.
>>20270682Just because lookout said it,Keima and Trude are pregnant, Susan's the father
>>20270570The five of you arrive at the stargate with only the techs there.You pray to whoever was watching you that no one tells Mike that you came in with 4 girls instead of 3."Hey Hayate... We have to report to our handlers." Nano tells you. "I'll see you back home later okay?""Sure." you turn to Vita and madoka, "You two come as well okay? Let's have dinner down at the beach. Of course, the invitation is open to you as well miss Fate.""Mmm." The small one nods."Okay Hayate-san." Madoka answers."I'll see if i have some time later. I have a lot of things to figure out right now." Fate says as she walks offALONE. WAT DO?
>>20270869report to Mike
>>20270869Check the Date and Time; make sure that we didn't accidentally get caught in a time distortion or something.Pass on Ozman's message to the Dude via mentilating, and then meet with Mike for a debrief.
>>20270869This >>20270895Then this >>20270885
>>20270869Visit mike, pass on beardy's messageVisit Ryuu see about alchemy
>>202708691. Report to mike2. Go visit Stahl3. Look for time machine components (See if the TARDIS has a lost and found box, talk with R&D, etc...)
Check Date and Time, mentalate to the Dude, let slip 'Jeff', head to report to Mike, and Mentaliate the girls to tell them you're home safe and sound, a few things to take care of first, but we cant wait to get home and start up dinner. or is it breakfast?Breakfast for dinner!Waffle night.
>you lucky bastards. If taht was a one, I'd throw you a year forwards in time.fffffffffff
Not wanting to be blindsided again like you were in the other Dimension, you ask Kraus to check the time and date."IT'S THE SAME FUCKING DAY. 5.30PM.""Thanks. I guess I better report to Mike before anything else then..."You head out of the Stargate's vault and head up to Mike's office.You knock on his door tentatively."Come in." says he from inside."So kid. How was the trip?" Mike asks from behind his desk.WAT ANSWER?>
>>20271051"There was a bit of trouble with the Stargate; some kind of time-lapse. Instructor Testarossa said that I arrived 4 weeks after the expected return date."She's come through the Stargate with me in order to give the Doctor her report."Here's the documents that you needed me to sign."Other than that, everything went pretty smoothly."
>>20271051meh, a little time distortion. apparently I was 4 weeks late but other than that pretty good. I gave 'the package' to beardy and succeeded in not seducing any more women. That last part is important.
>>20271051Give paperwork, explain that a Miss Testarossa came back with us.
>>20271051"Something got fucked up somewhere, Mike. When I got there I found out that I was apparently 4 weeks late. Nanoha was kind of a mess, but some serious hug time seemed to help.What could cause something like that?"
>>20271051Mostly uneventful, the girls are fine, all appears well at the academy.That's the good news.The Bad new is that all contact to US from there seems to be cut off, and the time dilatation is over twice what we'd anticipated, Four weeks had passed for the girls, Not two.Thankfully the return trip was without incident, and three girls went to report back to their handlers.Oh right, and their field handler Fate came with us.
>>20271094>Four weeks had passed for the girls, Not two.Actually, it was 4 weeks past the normal 3 week training time.So 7 weeks in all.
>>20271051>bold textMOOT WHAT DID YOU DO
>>20271119He's planning something.... /b/ is in comic sans, tg went bold... madness.
>>20271149>/b/ in comic sansit's trueWAT
>>20271175That Sadistic Bastard.I like it.
>>20271175The only thing that could possibly make /b/ worse is comic sansHe is truly evil incarnate
"Something got fucked up somewhere, Mike. When I got there I found out that I was apparently 4 weeks late. Nanoha was kind of a mess, but some serious hug time seemed to help.What could cause something like that?" you ask him."Hmnnn. So time got fucked up huh?" he lights a cigar."I'm no time expert like the doctor, but I'd hazard that it's some sort of temporal storm or a crack somewhere between the dimensional walls.""it's that serious huh?""Well sorta. You know how you sometimes get hiccups for absolutely no reason?""Yeah.""Well the Universe does that too." he blows a puff of smoke, "We here at the Bureau tend to uhh... deal with it. If things do get out of hand, a dimension falling out of contact for far too long, time collapsing, then we try and fix it. I'll let the higher ups know what happened and They'll look into it.""Thanks Mike. Oh and mister Osmond sends his thanks, and wishes to know if you can get him some more of that stuff.""That fucking horny bastard...." he shakes his head in frustration.you were about to turn and head out of his office when he stops you."Soo... 4 girls huh? Lost count?"WAT SAY DO?
>>20271282I don't know what you're talking about.I brought three girls home. I also brought one woman.
>>20271282"No, sir. Three girls and one woman that insisted she come back to report about the time disturbance."
>>20271282"I brought three girls back. A fourth one happened to be coming back at the same time."
>>20271282"Completely not my fault, Mike. Instructor Testarossa needed to file her report and talk with the Doctor. It's pure business."
>>20271282"Well Miss Fate wanted to give her report on the time thing, I think. That's understandable, right?"
>>20271282"Who am I to tell a strong willed woman 'no'?"
>>20271282What did you expect Mike? We both know how it is with me
"Mike I tried... man I tried. It's like where ever I go someone has to fall in love or get sent on the path of getting laid... I'm scared Mike... I'm scared..."
>>20271282"I brought three girls back. Miss Fate happened to be coming back at the same time to file a report on the same time disturbance.""'Fate'. Already on first-name basis with her huh?" he smirks"It's not like that Mike... She wanted me to-""They all want you kid." his smirk turns into a grin as he pulls out a from from one of his drawers, and scribbles a name, one that looks a lot like FATE TESTAROSSA, into an empty field."It's nothing like that Mike!""Suuuuuuuure." he chuckles "This is just so I won't have to do any paperwork down the line.""Anyway Hayate, will that be all?"[ ]Yes[ ]No _______
>>20271399And leave the office muttering "It keeps happening. It just, it keeps happening..."
>>20271282"I brought three girls back. Miss Fate happened to be coming back at the same time to file a report on the same time disturbance.""'Fate'. Already on first-name basis with her huh?" he smirks"It's not like that Mike... She wanted me to-""They all want you kid." his smirk turns into a grin as he pulls out a from from one of his drawers, and scribbles a name, one that looks a lot like FATE TESTAROSSA, into an empty field."It's nothing like that Mike!""Suuuuuuuure." he chuckles "This is just so I won't have to do any paperwork down the line.""Anyway Hayate, will that be all?"[ ]Yes [go where next?][ ]No _______
>>20271421[no] "Oh, by the way, got my watch fixed. Somewhat. Met a real nice dwarf in town, said it's still missing a heap of parts."
>>20271421[x]No"Take her name of your sordid list mike, it isn't like that. She think's i'm a good swordsman, that's it."
>>20271403"Mike, i've seen three different dimensions, a little girl who can destroy a planet, witches who fly without panties, a man obsessed with war and I even helped create a man who transforms into a little girl when he eats sugar, but I need to know... how DO they get the caramel in the caramilk bars?"
>>20271421"Hey, 'Fate' was the name I was given, and she didn't object. That's all, Mike."
>>20271421[x]No, confirm appointment with Stahl, and that we'll be bringing Susan.
>>20271421YesGo visit Ryuu
>>20271476We did that before we left, it's for Monday after Shinji
>>20271455>without pantiesYou mean 'without pants.'
>>20271528Oh, thanks. I forgot about that. Changing >>20271476 to [x] Yes, go visit Ryuu for more alchemical training.
>>20271541Do I? Do I really?
>>20271549Yes, you do. He has never seen a girl flying without panties.
>>20271564We've seen Erica fly.
>>20271564It always fades to black, how do we know for sure?
>>20269274hey you guys, all of you. Can you please make the subject just MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST and not add on whatever subtext to it afterwards so everyone can block these threads consistently? Please? Adding that bit makes the auto block not work because each time it's a new thing to block.
>>20271578She wears panties, but no pants, when she flies.
>>20271586Get a better filter, that can accept wildcards. or just filter LG's trip or something.
>>20271586>hey you guys, all of youWhy are you talking to us collectively? Talk to LG in particular. Here, want his twitter?https://twitter.com/happybrownguy
>>20271609Are you sure?
>>20271612>filter LG's tripThis. It's such an easy solution.
seriously fuck all 6 of you. you are the ones giving quests such a bad name.
>>20271623Yes, that's how she's been described each time the strikers come out. Though, if you mean to suggest that LG's employing the unreliable narrator literary device, I could be willing to redact that confident yes and replace it with a relative certainty.
>>20271637no, they're offering helpful suggestions, that you should deal with it like an adult. it's not our problem that you don't like looking at this quest on the front page, and we aren't going to cater to your whims over such a trivial issue.deal with it.
>>20271646I'm implying that Erica's flown without panties plenty of times. So, unreliable narrator, I guess, if you really want to define it.
>>20271421"Mike.. Was that sheet a...""A transfer of accommodations slip. Yeah.""Goddammit Mike it's not like that. She just thinks I'm a good fighter.""Suuuuuuuuure..." he repeats that shit eating grin on his face."MIke... I tell you, I swear in front of whatever gods are watching, It's not like that!""Fine kid... You can't take some jokes huh? Fine fine. Don't get your jimmies all rustled""My... Jimmies?""see? I'm shredding it now." he shows you as he stuffs the sheet into a shredder by the trashcan."okay Mike.. Thanks I guess. Anyway, I'm off now, still have people to talk to.""Have a nice evening kid.""you too Mike." you answer as you head out the doorGO TO?
>>20271637Dude.We don't have control over what Landing Gear puts in the opening post. Asking us to change it won't help.
>>20271694Go to Ryuu's.We need more alchemy instruction.
>>20271694The Science motherfucker. Stahl. Time parts.
>>20271694See RyuuMore alchemy instruction>>20271637Lot more than 6 of us douchebag and more than just this quest are giving them bad names, this is just the most visible
>>20271694Eh, let's Alchemy.>>20271731We've got time, the dorf's busy with elves.
>>20271739Ryu it is then.
>>20271694You head down to Ryu's for some long delayed alchemy lessons.As usual, the door opens for you before you even knock."Good after noon Hayate. What can I do for you today?""Well, I was hoping I could sneak in some lessons.""Ah yes. Your batch of moonlight worked quite admirably did it not?""Snakes man. Fucking snakes.""Haha. Well, what would you like to learn this time?"Any kind of potion you want to learn?
>>20271925You did promise to teach me more about the wild horse potion.It would help with experimentation to try and control Shirou's transformations if not fix themAlso ask him about the Chibi potion and bear potion ideas
>>20271925Something to mess with our enemies head.Maybe poison? Drugs? Pheromones?
>>20271925How about a potion that buffs our defense like Barkskin?Or one that increases or decreases our size.Protects us from the elements?Invisibility.Learning potion.
>>20271925I'd like a potion that can make us more resilient to damage, that's more comprehensive than Rebounder coated clothing.A shrinking potion or invisibility potion for stealth and scouting missions.
>>20271925Earthen Potion, makes our body temporarily rocklike, give us resistance to lightning, fire and water.
>>20271925Glue potion. One that we can turn off when we want.
Unrelated post, but I just wanted to mention that I'm kinda tired of seeing that butler. Make your next installment of this questfaggotry with another image, if you'd be so kind.
>>20271949>You did promise to teach me more about the wild horse potion.I'm okay with mentioning this.
>>20271925Jarate: the jar based karate
>>20271976Oh, this sounds like it'd have lots of uses.Super-strong molecular bonding glue, only cures and hardens once you mentally tell it to.
>>20271974Comeon... we could be rock hard for our girls.... that was pretty bad.
>>20272031Just changes as we command it I would thinkAdd it to >>20271949Because I really want to tick off the Chibi potion and bear potion from the list
I still think an invisibility potion would work wonders, especially if it was the type you apply to make stuff transparent. Obviously activated like the Molotov.Think, invisible teacups.Invisible spears. Little hard to dodge, don't you think?
>>20272094Why not buy stealth camouflage as help Ursula tinker with it
>>20272094Invisible Wall of Trays.Invisible teacups. Make opponents act like mimes.
>>20272110We have invisibility. What we don't have is something that makes OTHER stuff invisible.Hell, make some Molotov casks invisible.Boom, mines.
>>20272128We suggested a potion to make people invisible but something you just throw over something and boom invisible seems a bit too broken
>>20271959>>20271971>>20271974>>20271976"I dunno, maybe something I could use for combat? Something that fits the bill with my other potions.""I could teach you SteelSkin. It gives you enhanced resistance for a limited time.""That would be nice yeah.""Well then, watch what I do."he takes a can of beer from the small refrigerator under the bar, he also brings out an onion, a metal spoon, what looks like iron shavings and plastic cup."You need the skin off an onion. Beer for that 'feeling of invulnerability' and iron shavings."he rips the onion skin to shreds and places them in the plastic cup. He then pours the beer in and begins to stir as he slowly adds iron shavings."The memory you'll need to reinforce this is one of endurance. One where you had to power through a certain situation, be it physical or mental. Just pour your mana in as you use that to focus."The liquid in the cup changes color to a murky grey."once the onion has dissolved, and the bubbles disappear, It should be ready."he raises the glass, "Cheers." And drinks it."Now Hayate. I want you to take one of your knives and try to stab me."You do as you're told and attempt to stab him in the chest.*TWANG*The knife stops just after piercing his suit, the sound of metal resonating through the bar."It makes you highly resistant to damage for 5 minutes. You won't be invulnerable though, imagine if your skin changed to 3 inches of hardened steel, so larger forces and power full attacks could still injure you.""Now." he steps out from behind the bar. "Your turn."WHAT MEMORY TO USE?Also, add a roll
>>20272152We could use our Clone Training.Or that time where our parents put us in a giant hamster wheel to generate power because our parents were too cheap to pay the electric bill.
>>20272152marathon time with the girls
rolled 5 = 5>>20272176Oops, lol.
>>20272152The memory of continuing to strive to support ourselves even though our parents tried to crush us.
rolled 89 = 89>>20272152Memory of one week, back when we were a delivery boy. It was a perfect storm of a foot of snow, all other delivery boys getting sick, and everybody and their grandmother wanting take-out. Just endless cycling, in the snow, pushing our way through with a full load.
rolled 7 = 7>>20272176rolling for this
>>20272190Haha PTSD time
>>20272138Why would we need mechanical Nanohas?
rolled 88 = 88>>20272152one of the many time our parents crushed our dreams, and we knew our happiness would have to wait until another day.One May More.
>>20272228herp derpOne Day More
>>20272218Many things. They're robots, not people.
rolled 87 = 87>>20272152The winter(I think?) we spent in that damned ghost forest. We made it through that. We damn near flourished in that damn place.
>>20272190You take your place behind the bar, doing as you saw Ryuu do.As you stirred in the iron shavings, you think back to that one time as a bike courier.----------------------------------------------------------------------It was a hell of a week.The week before your 14th Christmas.You were still a bike messenger back then, actually, you just started.A freak snowstorm engulfed Tokyo and the surrounding districts, burying it under feet of snow.Traffic stopped, couriers began to fall victim to the cold.But you, you powered on.With nothing but a patched up hoodie and discount muffler for warmth, you kept pedaling back and forth across the frozen city, delivering things to people that needed them.It was a hellish week that one.You almost lost your fingers to frostbite.But you powered through.The day the storm cleared up, Christmas evening, you got your paycheck and a healthy bonus from your boss.Wanting to celebrate that night with a nice cake and maybe a bucket of chicken with your friends, you headed home for a quick hot shower.Your payslip was gone when you stepped out.In it's place, a note."THANKS FOR THE XMAS PRESENT SON! -Mom/Dad"That was a cold cold Christmas indeed.------------------------------------------------------------------
>>20272387Ouch right in the emotionsWe really do need to obliterate our parents at some point
You feel the majaik pour into the potion, and see it begin to change color.After a few more moments, it was done."Looks okay." Ryu comments from across the bar, "Now why don't you test it?"You drink the SteelSkin, it tastes something like Pocari."I don't want to shoot you again Hayate. Why don't you do it?" Ryu says in encouragement.You pull out one of your pistols and discharge it into your left palm.*blam!*You feel the slight sting of the gunshot, but nothing more than that.You look down at your palm and there lay the deformed bullet."Great work Hayate." Your mentor says as he watches. "remember, it only makes you highly resistant. Not invulnerable.""I'll remember that Ryu."**rollem**>you must beat a 70+ within 5 rolls to get "something"> highest beating roll determines what that "something" is
>>20272387We kill. Heavy prejudice.
rolled 18 = 18>>20272409I don't even friggin' know
rolled 4 = 4>>20272409Information on the wild horse potion and how to make Chibi / bear potions and finally get them off the fucking list of shit to do
rolled 76 = 76>>20272409
rolled 70 = 70>>20272424hooray
rolled 56 = 56>>20272409>I don't want to shoot you againWow would have been nice if he had felt that way the first timeGender swap potion, we wanted it from thread 1
>>20272424I'll take a cool-head tonic, something for when thinking straight when all the straight lines have gone none-euclidian.
>>20272445I cannot fucking into typing tonight.something to help one think straight when all the lines have gone non-euclidean.
>>20272445Thanks Lookout, we really needed another defensive potion!
>>20272465I think all the lines for you have gone non Euclidean Never gonna get tea that tastes like treachery at this Rae though
rolled 45 = 45>>20272417this
We need a painkilling potion to chug when we use clones, feedback be damned.
>>20272470we have plenty of dakka at this point.
>>20272504What if we just become more badass.
>>20272470and it has useful non-combat applications, like keeping Trude calm.
>>20272510How? Spike her tea? Force feed it to her?We aren't the one who causes her to do stupid shit, we try to explain and she explodes
>>20272505Yes. But we need more utility, especially utility that can be applied directly to enemy forces. We only have Slider and Rebounder at the moment, we need something to disable, disarm, or restrain targets. Bear, shrink or glue would all be useful.'Clear Mind'? Maybe if we're under psychic attack. Or get our drink spiked with psychedelics. And even then we'd need to have enough clarity remaining to actually use the potion in the first place.
>>20272563Chug Clear Mind along with Moonlight for grievous injuries, make snappy snickt bub comments as we calmly watch our shit regenerate.
>>20272585Probably would cause the moonlight to stop working since part of the side effect is due to the massive regrowth of tissues and if you stop that you stop the effect causing it
>>20272563That's why I wanted Invisibility potion.Put that shit in an aerosol spray can and boom, invisible weapons. Invisible explosives. Invisible walls.
>>20272465>>20272445Still a waste of a winning roll?
>>20272424>low clear"Hayate, since you learned that one pretty quickly, how about learning another one?""Sure Ryu. What'll you teach me?""You have Slider and Rebounder right?""Yeah.""Well how about something that also goes with those two?""Liek what?""Binder. basically majaik super glue.""Cool."-------------------------------------------Half an hour later and you successively create your own batch of Binder."Makes things stick as long as you want them to." Ryu explains the potion as you hang from the ceiling with a drop of the stuff."You can even use it like flypaper. Remaining sticky for as long as you need it.""Cool... Now how do I get down again?" you ask him-----------------------------------------------------------------You head back home with two new potions in your repertoire.BACK HOME. WAT DO?
>>20272608I have no clue why there is a question mark there.I think my phone is fucking with my head
>>20272621We could stop by the Shop since we're down here.A couple items I've wanted to look for since a while back.
>>20272621Prepare for the dinner we invited everyone toSee how everyone's day went and probably forcibly separate Trude from Susan
>>20272621Oh the shenanigans that will ensue
I had an idea for something that fits the butler aesthetic. I think it's a good one, even if its applications are bit mundane. we don't have to be a munchkin all the time.
>>20272639>>20272644Bring a crowbar.
rolled 76 = 76>>20272621Put tongue in Perrine's butt.I mean, see how Perrine's doing.
>>20272658I was talking about how we know have magic super glue.
>>20272650I think this is when someone is supposed to ask you to hand in your /tg/ card.
>>20272747Why? Just because he had a different idea?I think his idea was stupid, but I've had some dumb ideas in quests too, expecilly at 3 am.
>>20272761i'm pretty sure it was for the not a munchkin proposition.
>>20272761Because he was trying to not be a munchkin. Which reminds.>>20272747Go die in a fire.
>>20272761No because not munckianing is not very /tg/
Every day I'm munchkining
Honestly I never got why the majority of role players on tg have such a hard on for munchkiningIt makes things noting when everything is "first one to hit wins"Having said that I wanted the wild horde, bear, Chibi advice because I think they are just too great an opportunity for fun to pass up so I don't really fit the usual mould I guess
>>20272796and the reason i don't want those potions is because i think it's temptation we, and erica, don't need.
Stop bickering at 4am.
>>20272820Where do you think we are, not-the-internet?
>>20272822This is the internet? Fuck thought I was in New Jersey for a second.
>>20272621As you began to get ready for dinner, you notice that the house was unusually quiet.Too quiet."Girls?" you call out as you set aside some chicken to marinade."Hina? Perrinne?" you search the rooms, they're empty."Ursula?" the lab was also empty"Yuki?" no one in the library"Mio? Erica?" No one in the garden.A bit worried now, you head down to the beach, trying to find anyone.The scene that you found will be engraved in your mind forever.
>>20272853No not now! It's not fair! Not like this!
>>20272853NEXT TIME ON MSQ
>>20272853Massive beach orgy?
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:BrokenNew thread on SUNDAY 2200 4chan time >[will be heading to a bday party tomorrow, so no thread.]>PIRATE/VIKING loli quest at 0800.
>>20272968VERB THE ADJECTIVE NOUN
>>20272968Have fun at the party LG!
>>20272968>>20272853Will the dam break? Will we finally slaughter our enemies? Did dad clone us? Can we kill that clone? Please?
>>20272968>Huge cliffhanger>Extra day of waiting>LG's face when