My motherboard is shot and I need to get a new one, preferably for less than $150, but I can go over if it's really worth it. Any suggestions?
Have you tried building a computer using undead?
>>20238057Try burning some incense whilst reciting a prayer to the omnissiah
>>20238067Use magically enslaved pixies. Vastly more reliable. Though even I have to admit the style of a skele-puter.
>>20238079Hold on now, you don't want to forget the sweet meats. That would piss the omnissiah right the fuck off.Then you might get the most ominous 404 error.
Have you tried making a deal with infernal powers?
>>20238057have you tried to slap your dick on it while praising the machine spirit?
Can't even upload your consciousness. 0/10, would not use.
So if I painted my computer red would it end up running faster?
>>20238139Maybe, but it's better to paint it blue, so it's luckier. Vastly less errors, more warning about hacking attempts and Trojans, and you find all the best porn right away.
Write a quest about it. Have your board start as a new young adventurer. Then have us walk through its adventures as you write about it and make it interactive with "You do X". Then have it end (maybe) a few dozen threads down the line with how it ended for your board.
>>20238154Green is the best thoughjust saying
Paint doesn't work you plebs, it's all about the LEDS
Try hooking up 3,000 Psykers and an Empath to an Akashak Reader, and then get the schematics for a more efficient motherboard from him before he starts burning alive and yelling about the Void Dragon.
>>202382073000? I swear, you economical emprah fags have no idea what you're doing. To run at full strength, you need a minimum of 10k per day. It's the only way to keep your Emprah from burning out too fast.
>>20238154Pfft, I painted my computer in rainbow colours so I get ALL of the advantages.
>>20238284Wot iz ya? Some kinda flamin eldar?
rolled 5 = 5>>20238284
>>20238057Yes. Ask /g/.
>>20238057Here you are OP, this should be good enough.
>>20238386That shit's outdated, bro.tinyurl.com/falconguide
>>20238386I see no prayers to the omnissiah, no suggestions to use skeletons, no attempts to use dwarf logic circuts, no magical slave collars, and no portals to the elemental planes for infinite energy mentioned ANYWHERE in that.Is /g/ even TRYING?
>>20238345>>20238340>>20238284kinda want to make a gay-pride parade themed orc army now
>>20238386Go for the ASUS, you won't regret it.
>>20238424The Emperor no, but Slaanesh maybe.
>>20238488You're a dick.I mean seriously, targeting a summoning incantation at the side of the ritual circle you're on? No thanks, I'd rather stay among the living. Seriously, is this like the summoning version of the ammonia and bleach thing?
>>20238488/g/ seems like pretty cool guys. Maybe we should invite them over sometime.
>>20238284>>20238340Gay Pride Orks are the most unstoppable orks because their armor and trukks are all colors. The Rumpsqueeza Clan is the most notable of them.The only problem is that their clan rarely reproduces, because they don't wanna fight the other boyz 'cause they're too cute.
>>20238939But when they fight, they fight HARD...Because the spoils are even greater for them. They take both the bitz AND the boyz, regardless of the species.There are rarely survivors versus these fearsome orks as a result. Their favorite foes are Eldar men.
>>20238386>newegg>not using Pricewatch.com>2012I shiggy diggy doo-wop bop