The shower is nice. Makes you forget that you're in this dumb show. But as soon as you exit, you know you're going to be painfully reminded that you're in a harem anime.

You just didn't expect it to be shoved in your face so soon. After you leave the shower, the entire group is assembled in your room. Hiro, sitting on the floor, raises his hand as soon as you enter. “Um. This and that happened, and we're all here now.”

Fuck 'this and that.' You shake your head. “Okay, what's going on?”

Patricia speaks first. “I think we should go to the festival today before we leave! We still have a few hours before we pack up and go.”

“Alright. But can we discuss this somewhere other than my room? It's cramped here.” You kick them all out. Yori is the last to go. Making eye contact with her, you hesitate.

>Tell her the two of you need to talk later.
>Say nothing for now.

>>45969269
Painfully let her know we'll talk when we get back from the trip

>>45969269
>Tell her the two of you need to talk later.

>>45969309
This.

>>45969269
>Tell her the two of you need to talk later
It's something that needs to happen.

>>45969269
>Tell her the two of you need to talk later.

>>45969269
>>Tell her the two of you need to talk later.
Sorry best friend archetype. You are always the hardest to let go.

>>45969269
>>Tell her the two of you need to talk later.
Oh boy. The day is just going to escalate more and more, huh?

>>45969269
>Tell her the two of you need to talk later.

>>45969240
>Tell her the two of you need to talk later
"It's not you... It's me."

Gosh this is going to be painful.

>>45969269
>Do you actually feel like going?

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>Tell her the two of you need to talk later.

“Listen, Yori.” You stop your childhood friend before she leaves. “We're going to have to talk later.”

She smiles faintly, fiddling with her hands. “Alright. We'll talk later.”

“For now, let's just enjoy the festival, alright?” You don't bother with a smile in response. Just sincerity. “Please?”

“Okay.” Yori averts her gaze. “Only if you enjoy it, too.”

“I will.” Sighing, you nudge her out the door and into the group. “I promise.”

The smell of classic stand yakitori and grilled squid makes you forget about your worries. You grab some taiyaki from a stand and begin eating into it casually. Instead of joining the rest of the girls, you decide to watch from afar and let them do their own thing. Yori, Hiro, Shina and Patricia head immediately to the games while Yuko disappears off somewhere to eat.

Nina joins you, crepe in hand. “This is going to be a disaster, isn't it?”

“I'm sick of it,” you say lowly. “I never realized how much work being a harem protagonist is. I don't have any idea what I'm doing and all my plans seem to bite me in the ass.”

“I think you're doing well as the protagonist.” Nina nibbles on her crepe. “You've gotten most of the girls to confess to you already.”

“The pacing's gone to shit, Nina.” You glance over the colorful festival stands. “And I feel like I've been making no progress at all.”

“Isn't that what a harem anime is? No progress?” questions Nina.

“Nina,” you say soberly. “About Yori...”

>”I think I'm going to have to let her down.”
>”I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."
>”I still have no fucking clue what to do.”

>>45969962
>”I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."
Go all in

>>45969962
>”I still have no fucking clue what to do.”
"I'm starting to appreciate the denseness of the stereotypical protagonist."

>>45969962
>”I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."
>”I still have no fucking clue what to do.”

>>45969962
>I may just end her life. Squeeze my hands around her throat while the light in her eyes slowly start to fade.

>>45969962
>>”I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."
>>”I still have no fucking clue what to do.”
Both are true. Everyone is confessing and we don't really what to die.

>>45970022
You stop that.

>”I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."
>”I still have no fucking clue what to do.”


No real person could handle this, why can't we be more anime in our anime.

>>45970022
You can fuck off mate.

>>45969962
>”I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."

>>45970022
I laughed

>>45969962
>”I still have no fucking clue what to do.”
Letting her down will only put us into a worse position.

Plus she's still our friend and a nice girl.

>>45969962
>"I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."
>"maybe I should just try to explain the anime bullshit too. She wants to know what has been making me stressed recently and I can't just keep making excuses."

>>45970022
So anons are beginning to crack from the pressure

>>45969962
>”I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."
>”I still have no fucking clue what to do.”
"I'm starting to appreciate the denseness of the stereotypical protagonist."

>>45969962
>”I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."
>”I still have no fucking clue what to do.”

>>45970064
I think we're already there.

>>45969962
>”I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."
>”I still have no fucking clue what to do.”
Nano, you fucking sadist.

>>45970043
It was worth it if someone laughed.
>>45970064
Too many girls anon. She is the hardest to deal with emotionally. The cry baby best friend has to go first.

>>45970050
Not just our friend, a friend we've been close too since early childhood.

>>45970170
It feels bad to have Yori be hurt all the time, too.

>>45970239
End her suffering anon. Be that sweet embrace of death.

>45969962
>”I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."
>”I still have no fucking clue what to do.”

To be honest, I don't think she loves us in a romantic way, she might just be worried that we are seem "unhappy", at least that is what she says she sees. And her "loving" could make us happy?

Either way, she needs to know there are other girls, if she hasn't already seen it, she probably has, if she has already notices us unhappy. She seems like the observant one, especially with how all the girls been acting lately.

Still talking to her moves the plot along and hopefully won't end the world. We still don't know what we are doing. And that is fair to say to her, that we "Don't any any idea, what to do." So that she isn't like killing herself over what to do with us.

>>45969962
>>”I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."
>>”I still have no fucking clue what to do.”

Why don't we just kill ourselves and turn this into some dramatic post-disaster slice-of-life or end up turning into a ghost and turn it into some supernatural shit like Ano Hana or Another?

>>45970432
End the suffering.

>>45970432
Because that would seriously mess up the minds of pretty much everyone except Hiro and Nina?

Hiro would be forced and locked back into harem protag.

Nina would know the whys, but would perhaps be even MORE broken.

>>45970296
>>45970432
>>45970458
More anons going bonkers now?

We need a breather episode STAT

>>45970483
Plot twist?

>>”I might tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me."
>>45969962
We should let her know about our situation and maybe then we'll be able to make a proper response.

>>45970483
We could go out in a blaze of glory in the mech episode. ULTRA SHOVEL PIERCER!!!

>>45970550
Nina will catch on right quick that Satoshi is looking for a reason to die, though.

>>45970594
No... We just do incredibly dangerous maneuvers for maximum OVERDRIVE. We need to protect our friends, hopes, and etc.

>>45970550
Okay, I'm the guy who wrote the suicide shit.
And I was going to forget it.
But if it's like this, I'll back it.
With all I have.

>>45970652
Like I said: Nina will catch on that Satoshi is looking for a reason to die. Doing purposely dangerous things is the same as suicide by cop.

>>45970661
no

>>45970594
>>45970696
>not locking Nina out of both hers and our mech
Even then, if the director wills it, it will be so. It's not like it won't be retconned later.

>>45970767
>Satoshi revived as a mecha AI
Okay, that might happen.

>>45970767
OH MY GOOOD YEEES. We need to eject Simon so that only we die.

>>45970841
>Simon
You mean Kamina, right?

>>45970884
We are Kamina. That's why we are dying. Hiro is Simon.

>>45970432
Because we like life, and we've been fighting for that purpose?

And as much as we sabotage, we've shown we care for the well being of others?

>>45970993
Too late mech sacrifice is a go.

>>45970993
Can't hear you, too busy fighting the power and rowing.

>>45971015
>>45970993
Yeah, m8. Accept the future, for it is awesome.

>>45971048
ROW ROW
EGGS AND FLOUR

>>45971048
My nigga. I would sacrifice my life to protect your smile any day.

>>45971093
And if Yori is doing the same to Satoshi? But instead willing to sacrifice the "world" instead?

>>45971170
Do not fuck with me anon. I can see Yori as a powerful alien Mage or some shit.

Wait, guys, what if hooking up forces "the end of the anime... as we know it?" And causes a genre shift to mecha or horror or something else, and thats why the director is throwing things at us so fast?

>>45971170
Easy. The power of friendship will save her and the world. Along with a couple of explosions and what not.
>>45971213
"When the land overflows with a million apes, the Moon shall become Hell's messenger, and destroy the world of the Spiral."

>>45971264
That's it. That has to be it.
Embrace this damned paranoia, anons. It's what will keep us safe.

>>45971264
I...what? What are you saying?

Well done, Nano. You've broken Anon.

>>45971316

The show doesn't end, the show simply changes.

>>45971354
Nano must be enjoying the shit out of it

>>45971264
We need to beware anticlimatic endings...

but what if we actually have to beware climatic endings?

>>45971354
This is how Nano gets his rocks off isn't it

>>45971447
>his
Funny joke.

Update's progressing. Please wait a while longer. This will be the final update of the day.

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>>45971376
The ride never ends

So Nano ran a quest that cause anons to go into auto-SHADOWRUN mode by thread 3 and managed to cause an anon extinction event on thread 5

Impressive

>>45971645
Oh boy.

>>45971645
Don't tell it's going to end with a truck or genderbending.

>>45971679
I haven't seen shadow runs like this since PPQ... Cosgrove threw so much shit our way.

>>45971709
A truck hits us and we wake up from a coma as a girl.

>>45971722
A bit new around here. What does shadowrun mean?

>>45971748
GODDAMMIT. I WANTED HIRO TO BE THE GIRL. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

>>45971748
NO. GET YOUR GARBAGE MANGA OUT OF HER. GACHA GACHA KILL YOURSELF.

>>45971748
Hope childhood friend OR someone close to us gain a dick....Except hiro of course

>>45971650
We get the good ending of the show, everyone is happy and show is a huge success, so much so we get a sequel/second season. Just keeps on happening over and over and over. Countless OVAs, Spin Offs, Movies, Manga, Light Novel and Live Action Adaptations.

>>45971769
Rampant paranoia event that causes anons to go batshit insane

Is usually intentionally caused by qm because the reactions are just so fun

>>45971774
Dont worry Anon!

We can all be girls.

>>45971774
Reverse Trap Best Friend best end.

>>45971958
>Turns out Hiro was a reverse trap all along
PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE.

>>45971645
Whenever Nano posts directly in the thread I only assume the worst now.

>>45971995
>Get along with girls
>Have a bit of soft,feminine side
>Sub

Oh my Goooooooooooood

If that happens we need to hunt down and kill NANO for making us go through this many SHADOWRUNS

>>45972075
He went into the girls bath house with just a towel. How is anyone that flat?

>>45972144
Perflat

>>45972144
A---

>>45972075
And then /tg/ exploded.

>>45972144
Anime. It finds a way.

>>45971722
tell me about it. Parker luck.

>>45972301
Oh wrenloft. I'm seeing you did some good rolls in HMQ. Good shit man.

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>”I still have no fucking clue what to do.”
>”I might tell her that everybody confessed to me.”

“I still have no fucking clue what to do.” You're getting a little desperate here. “Shouldn't the anime give me some kind of easy and convenient way to solve everything by the end of the episode? What bullshit is this?”

Nina finishes her crepe. “Sorry... I don't have an answer either. I'd like to say that it'll come to you, but I'm sure you know that trope already.”

“I might as well go ahead and tell her that the rest of the girls confessed to me. It's only fair. And what comes after...” You grasp at your hair. “Well, I guess I'll have to deal with it.”

“Good luck, Satoshi.” Nina pats your shoulder comfortingly.

“But man,” you grumble, “it might have been easier if I were a dense protagonist.”

Nina suppresses a laugh. “If?”

You hush her. “You don't get to talk, main girl.” And, for just a moment, you forget about your worries in the background scene of the festival.

You wait until the festival starts winding down. You have little time until the end of your trip, so you should tell Yori before you're forced on the bus back home.

Yori's busy watching the stand workers close down shop, a pensive look on her face. It takes her five seconds before she notices you stopped by. “Oh, Satoshi,” she says, eyes downcast. “Hi.”

“Yori. I don't know if you're going to believe this, but I have something to tell you.” As embarrassing as it is, you need to tell her that three other girls confessed to you. “It's about what you told me yesterday.”

She anxiously pulls on the sleeves of her shirt, fidgeting around nervously. “Okay.”

>>45972346
Wrenloft was honestly the best part of those quests. He made or broke every interaction. Bleach quest was a fucking roller coaster.

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>>45972346
I'm not wrenloft though
>>45972349
IT'S HAPPENING PANIC

>>45972349
Here it comes people. Duck and cover.

>>45972387

The absolute peak of Bleach Quest was dying to a footpath.

TIME FOR THE GENDER TRUCK

>captcha was trucks
IT KNOWS

>>45972512
Shiet...what?
Which Quest and how?

>>45972560
One of the greatest quests to ever be broken down because of a shitty player base and some mistakes the QM himself made. I don't know exactly what he meant by that death tho. The only thing I can think of is how we got fucked up by skateboarders.

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“After the fireworks show...” You pause to allow Yori to absorb the information slowly. “Three other girls confessed to me.”

She isn't prepared for that at all. The only response you get is a tiny, “Eh?”

“Nina, Shina, and Patricia confessed to me. It's actually a lot to take in at once, so I'll be honest. I wanted to let you know that I'm an idiot and I don't know what to do anymore.”

And on that note, a loud crash rings out from behind the stand. You can see Hiro, Shina, Patricia, and Yuko all stumble over each other. Nina is to the side, shaking her head at the group.

Shina's the first to speak up. “Y-Yori, Nina, and Patricia confessed too!?”

“You were all eavesdropping?” you growl.

“We didn't mean to,” mumbles Patricia. “We were just searching for you two.”

“More importantly, everybody confessed to Satoshi!” cries Shina. “Nina, too? Are you serious?”

“Well, everybody but Yuko, r-right?” Hiro says, attempting to resolve the situation.

“Oh, I guess I should confess then.” Yuko breathes in and exhales, steeling herself. Then, with a clear voice, she says, “Satoshi, I like you.”

Yori's frozen solid.

“Hey, guys,” you start, “let's talk about this later. Maybe after the trip is over.”

“No, we should talk about this now.” Shina looks over to you. “So, who confessed first?”

You frown. “That's not importa–”

“Of course it's important!” Patricia frets. “We have to know.”

“It was Yori. Now, can we please just talk about this later–”

You're cut off again by all three of them. “No.”

“You have to choose, Satoshi!” Shina says. “It's only fair for all of us!”

“...Don't choose,” Yori murmurs, whispering so quietly that only you can hear it.

You clench your fists. Closing your eyes, you suck in some air.

“I think you should choose, Satoshi.” Yuko nods.

“Yeah, you should choose!”

“Okay, you know what?” You give everybody a big fucking scowl. “Never mind you guys eavesdropping. Never mind you guys listening to me. Fuck this. I'm picking nobody.”

>>45972560

>As you charge forward, you slip on some blood and collapse right into the ground. As your head slams down into the pavement, you find yourself suddenly staring down at your own body, attached to it by a chain that leads right into your chest.

Bleach Quest. It's in the archive as exactly that.


>>45972613

It wasn't a proper death, but close enough.

Uh. Disturbing thought. "School Days" was technically a harem anime. If, by chance, more than one girl thinks they are the "main girl" so to speak, they wouldn't go Highlander would they?

>>45972629
Ahaha, the problem fixes itself out of spite.

>>45972629
ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit.

>>45972629
Shit went up in flames already.

>>45972655
Ah. alright. Thanks.
Still waiting for that Quincy quest tho

>>45972613
Isnt that what most /tg/ quests are?

>>45972629
... this isn't anti-climatic... if anything this is highly climatic...

are we safe for now? Or did we trigger the end of the world?

>>45972629
... Can we run away now? Maybe go to Osaka or something and join a boxing gym? Sweet boxing anime? Guys?

>>45972705
just wait for the other foot to drop

>>45972629
Oh nina, save us

>>45972729
Backing.

Is this the point where the Anti-spiral start attacking?

>>45972629
Are we about to witness harem girls getting BTFO?

>>45972769
3 maybe. Yori and Nina would prefer if we didnt choose.

>>45972797
Waiting for the next post where an explosion happens and an alien/robot girl asks her to hop in her mech because we have been chosen by the mech to be its pilot.

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Shina blinks. “What?”

“Yeah, I bet none of you expected that, huh?” You can't stand it anymore. “Yeah, I chose. And it's going to be none of you. Ever. I just wanted to help, but now I see that it was all a big fucking mistake. Maybe you should look at things from my perspective. Maybe it's not all fun and games when everybody fucking confesses to you and expects something in return.”

“Satoshi...” Hiro calls you quietly, but otherwise doesn't interrupt you.

“I just wanted everybody to be happy. But guess what? I'm fucking miserable. But if you think you all can expect me to never hurt anybody's feelings, think again. Fuck you all.”

And for once, the cast of a harem anime finally shut up and listened to the protagonist.

EPISODE 5 – END.

>>45972867
Well yea, that bomb just went off.

AaaaAaa

>>45972867
What...what? No. WHAT NO. DID WE FUCK UP? IS THE ANIME OVER?

>>45972867
Hell ya Boy

We got Brass Balls Alright

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

>>45972867
Best protagonist ever. We should adapt it.

>>45972867
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW LADS.
Shit is now completely fucked. Also,
>“I just wanted everybody to be happy."
Tatsuya from HBQ, is that you?

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>>45972867
I'm not sure how this works anymore.

>>45972867
I don't know if I should be cheering or crying right now.

>>45972902
What we did was the opposite of fucking up.

Someone finally put their foot down.

>>45972867
This was pretty climatic wasn't it?

>>45972867
Alright, we've doubled down. The audience will definitely watch the next episode, but that episode will make or break the show.

>>45972867
HOLY FUCK DID THAT JUST FUCKING HAPPEN I WOULD KILL YOU NANO IF I WERENT TOO BUSY CONGRATULATING YOU FUCKER

>>45972937
Now it changes
Will it be the world or happiness of your friends...and yourself

>>45972928
Dayum... Maybe it's all some part of Thorn's great plan...
iluminatti a shit, that guy's a conspirancy theory in itself.
Harem Bro Quest 2 Confirmed???!!!

>>45972960
But 'climactic' means it has to end at the climax. By having the last line, we've already had a sort of resolution.

Post theories on Directors responses

>>45972984
FUUUUUCK that. Hell no. I love Thorn but that dude fucks up a lot.

>>45972867

Fuck it, end the anime here.

>>45972867
N-now what Nano? It cant end like that. Thats episode 5. We still have another minimum of seven to nineteen episodes to go for the season.

Maybe this isn't actualy an anime. We were just suffering from depersonalization and got cured somehow. We just interpret that as gaining control over our actions.

But I'm probably overthinking.

>>45973056

More like it's an OVA.

>>45973047
You're calling bullshit. Come on, it was genial.
It there was a sequel... Man, the hype...

>>45972867
I suppose this is one way to keep the winner unknown in an anime

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>>45973041
1st:"WHAT THE FUCK?"
2nd:"THE HELL?"
3rd:

Hey guys. Thread will be up tomorrow, same time at 12 PM EST.
Twitter: @nanolitre
Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Beware%20of%20Anticlimactic%20Endings%20Quest

>>45973041
Girls agree on truce, form battle harem in an attempt to win Satoshi over.

Mecha fights ensue.

>>45973058

And Nina is suffering the exact same thing?

That's a bit of a stretch.

http://strawpoll.me/7067270

>>45973056
Dont you know there was an anime that have 9 episode or worse,6 episode?

>>45973139
>no Satoshi
worst pool

>>45973122
You BASTARD

>>45973139
you are so going to win this poll after what you put us through

>>45973184
He just stood up for himself, presence of balls detected. No grill.

>>45973139

N-n- confirmed for GOAT name.

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Nano's such a hot tease

>>45973041
This has happened before you know.Usually it never lasts buts its a believable method to drag out the story and keep the viewer guessing on who will win. Personally I believe we are dancing in the Directors palm.

>>45973122
Nano you cocksuker. Thanks for the thread, it not like i enjoy it or anything.

Stay snug,you smuggiest smug

>>45973122

Were you planning this from the beginning or did /tg/ fuck up the best friend role?

Did you plan on us fucking it up?

Think that everyone knew about this being a show and kept in character this whole time except nina and us?

>>45973416
Yep, and each one thought it was a different show. But all thought it was romance in some way.

Which begs the question, if one thought it was a rom com, another sports, another harem... what do the others think it is and what arent they telling us?

>>45973482
.......what did hiro think it was?

>>45973139
>Best girl being anyone but Nano.

Git on the meta level lads.

>>45973482
Well yori told us not to pick anyone so she may think everything ends too

>>45973482
Based on how they played the, "Choose me MC!" trope on harem anime perfectly, I think this theory doesn't hold true

>>45973530
Mecha

>>45973530
Well he must have realized the spotlight change quickly then prob back in 3rd thread

>>45973598
The guy's probably happy not having to act dense all the damn time at the very least.

But hey, the premise is actually interesting. We've got the viewers attention for at least 2 episodes in doing so

but obviously, the only way to keep the anime alive is to keep nano entertained... the smart bastard

>>45973540
More likely she was terrified of being not chosen.

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>>45973119
Get in the protagonist spot Satoshi.

>>45973660
Yeah but now he is the best friend buttmonkey and we just though that was just harem hijinks back in thread 4

Nina must have been the first to realize the change given she just stuck with us at the start of thread 4

Crap what was hiro and yori talking about then? trying to figure out what changed in the show and their places in it then?

>>45973674
She also seems to really care about other people. Probably doesn't want to see anyone get hurt or ruin any friendships... Can someone explain to me why Patty fell in love with us? We've had very little interaction with her.

The answer is simple.

We fuse them all into one amalgamate being.

It worked for Saya

>>45973741
Nah man we had the standard harem hi-jinks the most with her

Crashed into her
Got the choclate
She walked into us in the hotsprings etc

>>45973741
She's a masochist and got really turned on when we drowned her.

>>45973741
Shared interests? The fact that we didn't drop her to the hotspring's staff and let her sleep outside for the night?

Patty's a definite surprise though, ain't arguing with that.

>>45973741
because we were a nice person to her?

Really, in a non-harem situation she should have no reason to like us the way she does. I understand Nina. Shina kinda. I get Yori, but as far as camera interaction we don't really know her.


Yuko, we've hung with her and identified with her a little, but still not enough to qualify the harem change.


I can see a way for this show to go much longer. Conflict between hiro and us... but that's sucky...

>>45973747
Fuminori please go. I see no evidence of eldritch abominations.

Yet.

>>45973881
You're not dumb enough to be wrenloft. You have sound reasoning. Now on the subject of relationships I find that these bitches fall in love way too easily. Shina fucking jumped from liking hiro to finding a friend in us to confessing her love. What the fuck.

>>45973881
Yuko have been 'buddy-buddy' with us for a long time

>>45974010
>harem
>jumping relationship levels
Come on man.

Simple

The director told them to fall in love with the MC

Nina told us that

>>45974010
but I'm Not Wrenloft

>>45974106
You named yourself not

Of course were going to think your Wrenloft

>>45974010
>Harem anime
>Stunted relationships
Gee never would've guessed.

>>45974158
But sat isn't like that. He has seemingly human reactions towards people.

>>45974228
And then played his role for the cameras

All of them are playing roles and we dont know what there thinking really

Only us and nina broke character because of stress

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>Get through the episode
>Every girl confessed

>>45974259
Mmmmm. I wanna know what the fuck kind of game Nano is playing here.

>>45974259
How do you know that the rest of them are acting though? I don't think we have enough proof to justify saying that right now.

>>45974306
We all do

Why do you think she won the strawpoll?

>>45973881
I suspect that Yuko was aiming for Satoshi from the start. Right at thread 1, and longer going by how often she punches him.

>>45974407
Now this I can see. But why did she insist on us talking to Hiro for her? Was this some roundabout excuse to get us to talk to her more?

>>45974353
Listen throughout this quest we got two beliefs about this situation

Sat is right that this is a show or he is wrong

We got nina backing him up and all the stupid hi-jinks and theme episodes to back it
Plus how quickly all the girls just immediately start confessing to him and push him to choose

Or he's a nutbar and this is all in his head

Im going to believe our boy here cause this whole situation just stinks of manipulation

>>45974490
could be. If she's a tomboy then of course she tried to hide her intention by directing it to our best buddy

>>45974490
Damn, looking back on it you're right. Think she liked Satoshi for a while.

>>45974762
I told you guys so many times yuko was best girl. Who can resist the call for help when she calls herself "cute sempai"? Just wait till she says "Ara Ara" I will probably jizz my pants.

>>45974762
Yeah, but her confession kind of felt flat. I mean, if we had gone for that 6 am jog, didn't go back to sleep when she came in, or just leaving the bathroom door unlocked, it would be a bit better, but she just throws it out there.

>>45974897
If Yuko had different personality other than genki tomboy, I could see that, but she doesn't.

>>45975097
Where's the "ara ara" girl at maaaan? Is that gonna be the alien mech pilot?

>>45975212
>Is that gonna be the alien mech pilot?
Probably going to the mech AI. Or hell, a mech powered by the soul of a teenage girl cause reasons who can enter and exit said mech.

>>45975305
>ara ara mech A.I
I don't think I could handle that. Like... I really could not.

>>45975346
>>45975305

oh god what if we go puella magi

and the anguish of a harem powers mechas used to defend humanity??

>>45975542
Never seen Madoka, no matter how many times I said I would watch it, so I couldn't tell you. I mean, the soul shit I brought out was kind of a reference to NGE

>>45975584
Madoka spoilers, read if only you plan to never watch it:
the universe's end is being put off by the suffering of girls who sell their souls to become magical girls. Their suffering eventually corrupts their soul into the monsters other girls fight. Additionally, the defeated monster's souls can be gathered as energy sources to keep the universe from dying

So like if the both combined.

>>45975634
>So like if the both combined.
Huh. Well then. I'd say might as well let the angel/anti-spirals/monsters win.

For better or for worse, it all ends tomorrow

>>45975734
Ideally it never ends.

>>45975734
>it all ends tomorrow
>Implying that this isn't just the beginning

>>45975789
Don't call it a grave, anon.

>>45975942
>implying I don't like my dirt home

>>45975789
This is the beginning anon

The universe depends on that.

>>45975977
Fuck the universe. We should have really summoned that demon. In fact, ara ara anon, there you go. Summon the succubus for your Ara aras.

>>45976044
Specified anon here. I accept your offer. You have my backing to perform an actual demon summoning ritual.

>>45976114
Nice. Now to remember this to tell Nano tomorrow.

>>45976154
If I don't get my aras I will find you.

>>45976299
A-and do what, anon?

>>45976307
you up like a refined lady and have you say "ara ara" to my face until I'm sastisfied.

>>45976114

>Demon goes papa, mama to satoshi and nina