HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-As the girls got ready for class, you and Susan head into the gardens accompanied by Mio and Trude.There, you find Mandy in her usual spot by the small bush."good morning Mandy. How are things today?""We're doing great." she answers."And him?" you ask with a nod towards the bush."He's doing great, his roots dug in 20 centimeters deeper and he sprouted 4 new shoots!" she answers, full of pride in her ward."That's great. hey, we have the parts for the pond you wanted, was there something specific you had in mind?""Weeell... Anything would be fine. As long as it had running water and if it could have a rocky bottom. Oh and fish! i'd like it if it had fish.""Oh, We can do that. Maybe even a stream leading to it from the pumps.""That would be amazing!" the small one says."Then we'll get right to it once classes end." you tell her as you head off to show Trude the rest of the gardens.----------------------------------------------------------------In class, about half an hour later.You sit in you blue recliner looking around.The Dude, your laid-back instructor, yas yet to arrive but most everyone of you classmates are already here.You decide to use these few available minutes to talk to your friends.TALK TO WHO? WAT SAY/ASK?
>>20155676Shit uhhh Fuck Yeah
>>20155647"Keima it happened again.... I am starting to fear for your safety..."Inb4 that faggot shows up here too.
>>20155647Talk to Sousuke, ask how things are progressing.
Who's left on incoming orbit in our class? (I've missied threads for a bit) Speak to any of them, maybe with the addition of Mio added to our system it may alter the swagitational numbers enough to stabilise their insertion.
For the pond, here's some videos of natural swimming pools that seem to be exactly what we're after:http://youtu.be/U8Q1_hYAcTMhttp://youtu.be/7JoQthEBl6U
>>20155723Just the idols I think, other class so we are golden.
We should speak to our Amazon friend (I forget her name at the moment except for the indecipherable clicks and syllables translation). We haven't talked with her in a good while.
>>20155723Miki, and the twins are in orbit, bit they arn't in our class
>>20155763Seconding. Now that her translation software is complete, we should ask her about her name again.
>>20155763Also jumping on the "What is Amazoness's real name" bandwagon
>>20155721This is plainly correct.
>>20155721Let's do this.We know that our advice was probably okay, but then he went and got advice from Erica. We should do damage control for the guy.
>>20155723>Who's left on incoming orbit in our class?Just Keima.
Souske. He seems tired. Or should.
rolled 13 = 13Gentlemen.>I'm late...
>3 for sousuke>3 for amazoness>will do bothYou walk up to your exotic beauty of a friend, Amazoness"Good morning." you greet her"Good day Hayate.""I was wondering Amazoness, and I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but what exactly is your real name?""Hmmn?" she tilts her head at this question"I mean, your translator used to be incomplete right? And I thought that maybe it didnt translate your name right.""Oh, that! Worry not, dear friend." She answers "The name Amazoness is indeed correct. Every first daughter of the clan's Mother is named after our country and shall become the mother of the clan herself when the time comes.""Wait, so you're like a princess?""In a sense yes, you could say that. But I am, at first, a warrior.""I see... Well my lady Amazoness, this humble subject of yours thanks you for going out of your way and wasting your precious time on him." you bow."Please Hyate, there is no need for such formalities." She says flustered by this change of tone."I was just kidding." you grin up at her, to which she scowls cutely, "Anyway, Thanks for clearing that up, you have a great day okay?""And you as well, Hayate."Now you approach Sousuke.WHAT WILL YOUR OPENING REMARKS BE?
>>20156248>opening remark"So, wedding dresses and a tux, huh? I gotta admit, you move fast, Sousuke. I haven't even proposed to my girlfriends yet, and you were already getting ready for a wedding."
>>20156248"Erica fucked you over?"
>>20156248"How's it going with your visiting dignitaries, Sousuke?"
>>20156248wuts gud mah nigga
>>20156303Voting for Udz, because apparently he's the only one who remembers that Sousuke doesn't understand anything but the literal meaning of words.
>>20156248"Was my advice, or Erica's, helpful in resolving your issues with your VIP's, Sousuke?"
>>20156248"How's it going with your visiting dignitaries, Sousuke?" you ask the boy."things are... out of hand." he says looking very stressed."What happened?""So much happened..." his eyes begin to glaze over and he refuses to speak anymore."Sousuke?" you tap his shoulder. "hey man..."No response, he's locked himself in.[ ]Try harder (add a roll)[ ]move onto _____________
rolled 88 = 88>>20156580Try fucking harder. We can save him!
rolled 37 = 37>>20156580Try harder.
rolled 44 = 44Slap 'im in da face.
rolled 10 = 10>>20156580[ ]Try harder
rolled 16 = 16>>20156580No man gets left behind.
rolled 63 = 63>>20156580Once moar.
rolled 4 = 4>>20156580GET THAT MAN SOME FUCKING TEA
>>20156591"hey!" taking his shoulders in your hands, you shake him.his eyes, once again focused turn to you, like one woken from a dream."Dude, what's wrong?""I... I think I'm getting married."[ ]This calls for a celebration![ ]And? You don't want to?[ ]Other
>>20156687[x]And? You don't want to?
rolled 19 = 19[/]Other
>>20156687[x]Other"Okay, that explains see you in a tux and your two ladies in wedding dresses. "So, what's the problem?"
>>20156687This calls for a celebration!
rolled 71 = 71>>20156687Celebration.
rolled 72 = 72>>20156729This
>>20156687"And? You don't want to?""I'm... not sure. I do know I'm not ready yet.""Well, have you told the ladies that yet?""Yes. But they're not the problem. It's Tessa's guardian.""Guardian?""Yes, They came here with 2 other officers from Mithril, one would be my commanding officer and the other Tessa's Aide/Guardian.""I see... And I take it he's not too happy about that?""Very."WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE THE POOR LAD?
>>20156873"Have you tried negotiating through a third party, to arrange for a less...hasty action?"Maybe you can ask your commanding officer, or your handler, to intercede on your behalf, if Tessa's Guardian isn't in the mood to talk with you directly?"I mean, as long as the girls themselves are willing to slow things down, there's still hope, right?"
>>20156873"Just tell him that the marriage won't be immediate, obviously it's down the road a little ways."
rolled 69 = 69>>20156873>NegotiationsNot me.>Rolling for whatever's chosen to succeed.
rolled 65 = 65>>20156964>Whelp.Maybe just go with the roll.69 And everything will be okay.You'll understand afterwards.Don't worry, they'll understand what you mean.Just say you want 69.
>>20156913This. Holy fuck SWQ is intense.
"Have you tried negotiating through a third party, to arrange for a less...hasty action?"Maybe you can ask your commanding officer, or your handler, to intercede on your behalf, if Tessa's Guardian isn't in the mood to talk with you directly? I mean, as long as the girls themselves are willing to slow things down, there's still hope, right?""I... I think Lieutenant Commander Kalinin might be able to help.""Then go to him. Wait, you are dating the girls yes?""I think so.""Then, that makes negotiations easier. Just say that marriage, though not immediate, is still possible down the road.""Yes... I think that would work. Thank you Ayasaki.""You're welcome man. By the way, did you get the box I dropped off at your room?""Yes.""And? did you like it?""The futuristic weapons in the crate are interesting. The glocks... The glocks were bad. And I hope they were your Idea of a joke.""Ahahah yeah, they were a joke.""In that case then, they are hilarious."The Dude walks in and you head back to your seat for class to start."Okay Kiddies, Today, were going on a small salvaging operation." He places what appears to be an ornate hammer on the podium."You'll be randomly placed in groups of four and sent out to secure an abandoned ship. Easy enough right?"The simulation starts.}*roll for who is on your team*First three to break a 70+ names your teammates
rolled 79 = 79>>20157296Touma
rolled 41 = 41>>20157296Ichika, Sakura, Jun, Copy Cat Ken.
rolled 21 = 21>>20157296We haven't seen Copycat Ken in a while, and I'd like to see how well he can copy us now.
rolled 50 = 50>>20157296Keima Susan Erica.>if only one then Susan
rolled 86 = 86>>20157296Lily
rolled 32 = 32>>20157296Ichika. his IS would be a boon to us lifting heavy shit.
rolled 64 = 64>>20157296Shinku
rolled 28 = 28>>20157373Retry.>reroll?
rolled 38 = 38>>20157296Sagara
rolled 49 = 49>>20157296Jun
rolled 84 = 84>>20157296Shirou
rolled 11 = 11>>20157296Sousuke
rolled 96 = 96>>20157389ALCOHOL!!!!!!!
rolled 6 = 6AmazonessIt's been too long since she was in our team for a sim
rolled 65 = 65>>20157399>>20157403FUUUU->Mine's bigger than yours.
>>20157399So we hope that we aren't going to salvage on a cargo vessel carrying sugar of any kind.
>>20157342>>20157375>>20157399That's not a bad team overall for what we will be doing
rolled 19 = 19Wait. I thought lily and shirou were the same person. Which means shirou cant be there because lily already is. which means my roll wins!>I hope im not worng.>SUSAN!
>>20157490Nope. Lily is the blind chick from the cripplefucker game.
>>20157490You're thinking of Ilya, not Lily. Lily is the blind girl whose powers are the perfect counterpart to Keima.
>>20157490You are wrong.
>>20157490That's Ilya, not Lily. Lily is the blind girl.You're too drunk to be able to participate properly. I'm amazed you can still enter the captcha.Just get out of here and go to bed.
>>20157342>>20157375>>20157399You found yourself inside what appears to be an armored personel transport. A weird vehicle for ship salvaging, true, but you think nothing of it.There, across the aisle was Lily and Touma.And beside you, fumbling with the seatbelts securing him was Shirou.The lad manages to unbuckle himself, and you see him slowly float towards the center of the craft.That's when it all made sense.This wasn't an APC, It's some sort of shuttle.And the "ship" you were going to retrieve wasn't a boat, It's a space-ship."WHEEEEEEE I'm FLOATING!" Shirou says happily as he bumps into the ceiling."Shirou, will you please get back into your seat." Lily tells him, "Someone's about to go in through that door." She nods towards what you assume is the front of the vehicle.The door slides open, revealing the dude in a suit of armor much like Max's."Okay guys, here's the deal. You're going in to secure the helm of an Imperial cruiser. Go in. Find out what happened to the crew and report back to me when you get to the control room.""Will there be enemies?" Touma asks"Possibly, we're not sure. Some areas will have no power, judging from the external damage, and some areas might have collapsed all together. Just find the helm and see if you can find any of the crew."
rolled 34 = 34>>20157613No.Event Horizon on a space hulk.
>>20157613Loot for the loot god?>>20157624Eyes for the throne of eyes!
>>20157591"Are we getting any space suits? You said that some sections might have collapsed, so there might be areas with no air, right?"
rolled 79 = 79HEY GUISE!Do you know what would be really useful right now...?
>>20157591Moments later, and the craft you are in comes to a stop. Mechanical sounds outside tell you that it's docking with the ship you are about to assault."Okay kids, this is as far as I go." the dude tells you as an airlock opens near the rear of the vehicle."Goodluck and god speed."The four of you head into the airlock and it cycles around you.--------------------------------------------------------The inside of the huge ship was dank and dark.Lights flicker on the ceiling as you take point in your group with Shirou taking up the rear.WAT DO?> add a roll>taking the 5th roll
rolled 48 = 48>>20157655EMPRAH CLASS BATTLESHIP!
>>20157655Lily's SEE ALL eyes?
rolled 63 = 63>>20157667Have Lily scan constantly.Also, see if Kraus can find us the quickest route to the helm
>>20157667Do we get a map? Is it still zero-gee? Bring out Raul, he should be useful.
>>20157667Take out melta and bolter, proceed to fuck things upWe space hulk nao
rolled 82 = 82>>20157674C'MON nat 100 for using our EMPRAH CLASS BATTLESHIP!
rolled 25 = 25>>20157709Dice would help
rolled 99 = 99>>20157667I think we should whip out our Umbra Patter Bolter.
rolled 47 = 47Shit you're right. I've even played katawa shoujo.>Any hints for Rin route?>You have no idea ho drunk i am.>youre right though.,.
>>20157756Think "A Beautiful Mind" and you'll get it.
>>20157724>>20157693This and this.
>>20157724Maybe hand our shotgun over to Touma? It's not much, but at least it's a real gun with real shotgun shells, so his power won't interfere.
rolled 68 = 68Then we take out our EMPRAH CLASS BATTLESHIP! and exterminatus everything.
>>20157624I was actually writing a d20 system game based on Event Horizon. Wonder where I saved that file...
rolled 7 = 7>>20157840Once more with feeling and EMPRAH CLASS BATTLESHIP!
>>20157840We gave that to Jack. Maybe we should get her some camo netting and a tarp, so that her trench has a more 'command post' feel to it.Though she's going to be a real help when we make that pond tonight.
Anyone else feel like we need to hat a squig?
rolled 25 = 25>>20157776Fuck you.
>99"Lily, can you please keep scanning the area for any lifeforms, maybe we can find a crewmember and they can tell us what's going on.""okay.""And Kraus, do you have a map of the interior? maybe we can get to the helm easier that way.""I'LL LOOK INTO IT SPACE BALLS."You pull out your shotgun and hand some shells to Touma."You know how to work a gun right?""Yeah, But I'd rather not use one.""Well, just keep this one on you just in case."You then equip yourself with your newest bolter, the one you traded one of your stalkers for with Susan and head on deeper into the maze.The way to the helm was easy enough, with Kraus giving you directions from blueprints he found on the ship's systems.After detouring around some collapsed sections and unpowered ones, you get about 2/3rds of the way to the helm."...AND TURN RIGHT HERE." Kraus says as you find yourself facing a closed door."Dude. Dead end." You tell him "Is there on other way around?""CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR 700 METERS?""... I don't think so.""THEN THAT'S WHERE YOU GO."LOCKED DOOR, WAT DO?
rolled 30 = 30>>20157912How about we hat an EMPRAH CLASS BATTLESHIP!
>>20157756Rin route?Just give her smoks and uhhh... tell her you like how weird she is.Also, gentle huggings.
rolled 60 = 60>>20157938Unlock that shit.
>>20157938Molotov the hinges
>>20157938First, can Lily detect anything beyond the doorway? Don't want to open it and be met with genestealers.Second, see if there's a panel for an emergency manual override for the door.Third, ask Shirou if he thinks he can cut open the door with Saber's help.
>>20157938Bolter the door?
rolled 77 = 77PUNCH IT!
>>20157972On second thought let's do something smart.
rolled 31 = 31>>20157953Is this advice regarding the quest or the actual game?>I haven't come across either of those flags in the game.
Look for a box near the door with wax seals on it.Then bust it open and fuck with the wires until it opens because screw the machine spirits
>>20157938"Lily, can you see something behind the door?""It's empty." she answers."Well, at-least we don't have to worry about injuring anyone. Shirou, do you think you can cut it down?""I dunno... Looks awfully tough.""Cut it down and I'll give you a platter of fudge at lunch.""YOU GOT IT!"**roll for cutting the door.**>taking the 5th>gets a +10 fudge bonus
rolled 54 = 54>>20158130For glory and riches.
rolled 39 = 39>>20158130We get a roll bonus, and get to talk to Ilya? We need to feed Shirou more fudge.
rolled 6 = 6I think shirou really could cut it as a locksmith.
rolled 6 = 6>>20158130Just cut the damn door.
rolled 5 = 5Slice'n'dice
rolled 72 = 72ffffffffffffffffffffff
rolled 71 = 71>>20158172NO KNIVES!!!PUNCHES!!!
rolled 78 = 78No fudge for Shirou.
rolled 41 = 41>>20158172Some things get cut through like a hot knife through fudge.This got cut through through like anything through 12 cm of solid steel.>at least it's not titanium.
>>20158172Shirou pulls out one of his swords, it's a huge weapon way larger than anything he could have feasibly used, but he still weilds it with ease.*CLANG CLANG CLANG*He tries to slice the door but it's no use."It's no use." he says redundantly as he gives up.WAT DO?[ ]Break through [how?][ ]Go around [go though a collapsed section]
>>20158326Break through, concentrated molotov paste on the hinges.
>>20158326Break through, breach charge. Molotov+Teacup
rolled 5 = 5>>20158326http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw6EH95htYgThis would be fun.
>>20158326[x]Break throughTry for a Rebounder-coated teacup with as much explosives and Molotov we have placed inside to be a shaped charge, and try to breach the door.
>>20158326[x]Break through [how?]Shoot the door panel thing, there's always a panel. Works in the movies.
rolled 72 = 72[x ]Break through [how?]FUCK THE DOOR!
>>20158326You prepare a teacup willed with most of the molotov you had on you.As you have done times before, the cup would concentrate the explosion and turn it into a shaped charge, hopefully allowing you to break through.You and your team pull back down the hallway as you set off the explosives.**rollem**must break 80+ within 5 rolls
rolled 47 = 47>>20158518BOOM FOR THE BOOM GOD
rolled 85 = 85>>20158518Heh
rolled 91 = 91>>20158518(1-(0.8^5))=0.672% chance of success.
rolled 1 = 1>>20158518Doice
rolled 69 = 69>>20158549what no
>>20158549>>20158552THIS CAN ONLY END WELL
rolled 56 = 56>>20158552(1-(0.99^5)=4.9% chance of catastrophic failure>>20158549Apologies, that should have been a 67.2% chance of success. I forgot to move the decimal point.
rolled 16 = 16>>20158549>>20158552lel
>>20158542>>20158549As expected, the explosion, one that shook the whole ship, managed to breach the thick blast-door. "Okay guys, let's go!" you call out to your team.The four of you get back on your way, with Kraus still guiding you.About a block away from the helm, you walk by what appears to be the Infirmary."there's... There's people in there." Lily tells youWAT DO?[ ]check it out[ ]Head to the helm[ ]other
>>20158696[x]check it out[x]other"You seem hesitant, Lily. What is it?"Prepare for combat.
>>20158696Can Lily run a more in-depth scan of whatever's in the infirmary from this range? If this is the 40k verse, there could be anything from injured marines to horrible mutated monsters feasting on injured marines in there.
>>20158696Check it outThey either can help us or need to be dealt with now.
>>20158696[x] check it outComeon Cultist-chan.
>>20158696You detour and head inside the infirmary to check it out."Hey Lily, what's wrong, you seem hesitant?""Something.. something isnt right." she tells you.-----------------------------------------------------There, on a collection of around a dozen beds, lay 7 wounded and bleeding men.Some semblance of aid has been given them as you can see from the bandages on their bodies, but it seems like noone is tending to them right now.[ ]interogate[ ]heal[ ]other
>>20158889[x]otherHave Kraus and Lily scan over the men for any kind of weird infection, while Hayate, Shirou, and Touma get ready to fight. Check the air vents, too.
rolled 97 = 97KILL THEM ALL TO BE SURE!
>>20158916Yep. Perfect idea.
rolled 78 = 78How about we restrain them, THEN heal?
>>20158889"I don't like this.." you think as you stood in the middle of the injured men."Kraus, Lily, can you please scan these men and their injuries, I think I understand what you meant when you said something wasn't right."Minutes pass, no-one touching or moving to help the men as they writhed on the beds. "I can only see one of them. the others.. they're cold.""Cold?""It's like they're already dead.""INCOMING!" Kraus yells out as the ceiling collapses.**ROLLEM** >taking 3rd
rolled 43 = 43>>20159019Shit, and we're already IN Medical.
rolled 29 = 29>>20159019spoon launch everything falling at incoming enemies.
rolled 99 = 99>>20159019Jeanstealers!
>>20159046They won't Levi here alive.
I think Bob is with us in spirit right now...
rolled 66 = 66>>20159046lel
>>20159046GOD DAMMIT FRANK NOT NOW
>>20159046Creatures fall trough the ceiling as those in the beds suddenly jump up to attack you.The swarm, dozens of them, bare daggers and blades and claws at you.here's what was left of the crew, mutated and twisted beyond recognition. They attacked you from all sides.WIth your bolter and Shirou's swords, you manage to carve a narrow corridor out of the cramped infirmary and out into the hallway.Your group runs for the control room as more of the creatures swarm in from all sides.You drop some balls of Molotov as timed mines and keep them from catching up to you that way.At the door to the control room, as Lily tries to break in with Touma's help, you and Shirou defend your position."Fuck this." you think as you continue firing, but with each one of them you take out, three jump up to take their place.WAT DO?
>>20159261Throw out Slider so that they can't advance, and set up a wall of trays coated with Rebounder to close off the hallway.
>>20159261Harkonen time.Blast a hole through the hull and have those fuckers get sucked out into space.
>>20159261Easy. We summon a wall of I don't know? Taffy? Hard cake?, stab into it with knives and have Kraus extend the blades as far as possible.The swarm will push themseleves into the spear wall and kill themselves, until the hall is completely stuffed with corpses.Gotta love medieval/roman defenses
>>20159297THIS. We might as well use our new toys
>>20159261Summon a wall of Hard Taffy between us and them, and then summon some burning hot oil or some other liquid to try to get rid of them that way.Also, Space-hat in our gaben of hats should let us breath outside.
>>20159297>>20159436That is a terrible idea. Besides the fact that we're unlikely to be near the outer hull, none of us have magnetic boots and are just as likely to get sucked out as the genestealers.
rolled 30 = 30Steal their genes! TAKE THEIR POWERS!
>>20159293>>20159331You dig into your pockets and pull out handfuls of cutlery."KRAUS. DO IT!" you shout as you throw them towards the mass of enemies.The knives forks and spoons grow to thier combat size, skewering dozens of them and lodging into the narrow hallway.You also set up trays to defend you position from anyone else that is able to go through.Again and again you threw your cutlery, soon enough the hallway was nothing more than a jumbled pincushion of giant silverware that no one could pass through."How's it going with the door guys?" you ask the two trying to open it."aaaalmost got it..." Touma answers as he forces the door open manually.The door slides freely at the halfway mark, and the four of you pile in.'We have reached the bridge!' you report in with the Dude.'Good work. And the crew?''They're... attacking us.''Mutated?''Yes.''Genestealers then. Alright, open up the bay doors to make way for the clean-up crew, the controls for those should be on the left-side console. We'll extract you after that.'You do as he tells you and the simulation ends.
>>20159518Hey that wasn't so bad
>>20159518We should see how well everyone else did.
rolled 3 = 3>LG rolling1) day-off2) homework3) classes as usual
>>20159557"Okay Kiddies, " the Dude tells your class as he ends that morning's lessons "you all did very well with that last mission, I guess I should'ave upped the difficulty. Haha."Your class, some actually having a hard time with the mission shudder at the thought of that scenario being harder."Anyway, that tells me that this afternoon's simulations can be a little harder. Haha. So you kiddies be ready for later, I'll make sure to pull out a nice hard mission from the archives for you. Dismissed."With the class dismissed, you and the girls head on home.
>>20159587Comeon call from whose'erface.
>>20159587I wonder if Trude has decided if she'll move in or not yet.Also, can we start searching for treasure, or will that be later this evening?
>>20159587At the house, after a quick lunch with the girls, Trude still being tempted by Erica with the perks of moving in, you and Mio head off to search the house for "treasure""You really believe that there's treasure here?" Asks your piratical girlfriend."That's what the previous owner said.""And what do you expect us to find?""Well..." you say as you pull out a pair of hats from your Gaben of hats. "I'm not quite sure."You hand her the tricorn with a feather in it, and you put on the stripped bandanna.""Well then, even if we're not sure of what we find, with this eye of mine I'll make sure we take home some treasure!~" Mio declares as she strikes a majestic pose.TREASURE HUNTAN.WHERE LOOK FIRST?
>>20159705TO THE BEACH!
>>20159705THE DEEPEST DARKEST PITS
>>20159705Let's try the beach first.
>>20159705Under Mio's clothing. Clearly that is the best of treasure.
>>20159705The two of you head down to the beach, the "logical" place for any treasure if there was some to be found.There, you find Jack still working on her fortifications that now occupy a third of the strip of sand.She salutes you crisply as she sees you aproach and you return the same salute."hey, want to come with us to look for treasure? We could use help in digging."At your mention of the word DIG, her eyes light up and she grabs her entrenchment tool and enthusiastically nods."Okay Mio, if you please." you say with an elegant gesture towards the expanse of white sand.She raises her eyepatch and the eye underneath it glows red.**ROLL FOR SEARCHAN**You must hit a 95 within 10 rolls
rolled 68 = 68>>20159805YAR, let's search for plunder.
rolled 45 = 45>>20159805Come on, treasure!
rolled 89 = 89>>20159805treasure!
rolled 59 = 59>>20159805
rolled 74 = 74>>20159805Dammit, so close!
rolled 2 = 2>>20159805VODKA DRINK!
rolled 87 = 87>>20159805
rolled 98 = 98>>20159805Halfway there, and still no success.
rolled 18 = 18>>20159828Slowclap.jpg
>>20159828Just made it.
>>20159828lets see what skeletons we can dig up.
After this look around the living room, maybe under the rug or between couch cushions.
>>20159828"there!" she points about a hundred meters off to the side under a palm tree.You and jack head to the spot and get to work with your shovels.With your silver spoon and jack's small entrenchment shovel, you quickly dig down 5 meters into the sand to get to your target.There, you find a small ornate chest bound in chains.Hauling it up to the surface, you consider if you should open something that was obviously meant to stay closed.[ ]Open it[ ]don't open it[ ]other
>>20159964Have Mio see what's in it first.
>>20159964>bound in chainsNope.Mio. Eye. Chest. Go.Failing that. Get in contact with what's her face (previous owner).
>>20159964save it, no telling what a vampire would want to chain up and bury on a beach.should test everything for possible dangers
>>20159964Mentalate vampire, ask about it. That or scan the thing.
rolled 20 = 20>>20159964Prepare a teacup just in case, then open it.
>>20159970"Mio, can you see what's inside?" you ask as you tap the chest.She narrows her eyes, trying to see jsut what's inside the thing."NOPE. Something's blocking my magic eye. let's just open it." she grins as she pulls out her sword.[ ]Open it[ ]Don't open it.
>>20160048[ ]Don't open it.Get in contact with what's her face (previous owner).If we can't do that. Continue looking for more stuff.
>>20160048prepare teacup, then open it.
rolled 89 = 89OPEN IT WITH RECKLESS ABANDON!
rolled 33 = 33You all know we're going to unleash an unspeakable evil, right?
>>20160108No worries, Mio is wielding a magic sword.
rolled 31 = 31>>20160121But then she'll get flung into the future, where its evil is law!
>>20160072>>20160081>>20160083>>20160108>"AAH! after 10.000 years i'm free! it's time to conquer earth!"heh.
>>20160108You mean Nyaruko san or Hastur?
rolled 79 = 79>>20160145
>>20160072>>20160083>>20160081"yeah... we better be careful with this one..." You pull out a teacup and ready yourself to contain the chest if something unexpected jumps out of it."Mio, if you please."She breaks the chains with her sword and cuts through the lock on the chest.Cautiously, with the tip of her sword, she opens it..Inside, you find something quite unexpected indeed.A school swimsuit, the top half of a sailor uniform and a pair of cat-ears.Mio pulls the items out gingerly and looks at them."This is treasure?" she asks as she studies the swimsuit.Sized for a child, the clothing seems to have belonged to Evangeline, but you're not very sure why she would bury them like this.Looking inside the chest again, you find a letter that read,[TO KITTY, Make sure to treasure these. It was quite hard getting them in your size. The photos came out great by the way.-AL]Taped to the letter was a photo of Evangeline wearing the clothes, an angry blush on her face."ahaha... seems she had a rather bad memory with these." you say as you put the note and photo back in the chest."This reminds me Hayate..." Mio says as she plays with the cat ears, a grin on her face "what ever happened to those clothes I gave you back in the castle?""I.. uhhh i gave them to Perrinne.""I see.. That means I have to get new a new set then. Would you prefer them new or used by me again?"
>>20160171We should send them back to her. . .Negi can drop them off.
>>20160171we should still have those right?i mean, we tried giving them to Perrinne but she told us to keep them because we might need them in the future.>future is now.
Leaving that question unanswered, you move on from the beach, and proceed up the stairs towards the house."Hahaha. That was some interesting treasure. Maybe we'll find some underwear next." Mio laughs boisterously as you ascended."I... I hope not. I was kinda hoping for something a bit more fantastic actually.""Hahaha.. Well then, let us look elsewhere and find ourselves some fantastic treasure then"WHERE SEARCH NOW?
>>20160211No. You left them on the chair [when you served her tea] before leaving.She has them.
>>20160233Down by the lab.
>>20160233labLibraryBedroomswhere to start!
>>20160255THIS, and maybe scan along the way to find any other hidden rooms
rolled 45 = 45She should find the treasure in our pants.>I'M REFERRING TO OUR PENIS
>>20160233Alchemy labUrsula's lab
>>20160255>>20160272>>20160283The two of you head towards the lab, hoping to find maybe another secret room.There, you find Ursula working on a pair of strikers on the central work table."Hello you two. Find anything interesting?" she asks."We found a little girl's swimsuit! Hahaha! Hayate has put it aside for later."Ursula, not liking the connotations of this, narrows her eyes at you."What she means is I put it aside to give it to the owner later. You know, Eva, the small blonde on that owned this place. I think you met her during the party.""Ah, Her. And where did you put it exactly?""In his inner pocket! Hahaha!" Mio, still trying to stir up trouble, says."I didnt! I put it back in the chest! it's in the sitting room!""I see.. What brings you two here then?""We were wondering if there was anything we missed after discovering this place.""Oh, well then, feel free to look..." The sciency witch tells you as she stands off to one side.**ROLLEM**>You must hit a 95+ within 10 rolls
rolled 36 = 36>>20160336CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
rolled 26 = 26>>20160336lets see if we can get it right this time
rolled 99 = 99>>20160336Rollan
rolled 65 = 65Something useful this time!
rolled 70 = 70Time for cool stuffs
rolled 15 = 15>>20160336COME ON DESTRUCTOR BEAM
rolled 98 = 98I'll match your secret doors and up you ONE MUTHERFUCKING BADASS
>>20160362I hate to be that guy, especially on /tg/, but please, stop with the Insanity Wolf. Advice Dog spinoffs were never particularly funny and are the domain of Reddit now.
rolled 9, 2, 37, 36, 33 = 117testing
rolled 20 = 2017 get!
rolled 12 = 12>>20160393Does a nat 20 get us anything?
>>20160346Mio, with her eyepatch pulled aside, scans the place."There." she points at the central work station."There?" Ursula asks"Yes, there's a hollow space inside that I can't see into."You and Ursula take off the strikers that were on the table and try to find a way to open the box."I though this thing was part of the old computer, that's why I never thought of opening it up." the German says as the two of you search for a hinge or a latch."Well, it does look pretty solid right?" you are now on your knees looking around the bast of the thing.And then you found it.A little green button, glowing faintly under a thick layer of grease."Found a button." you tell Ursula as you wipe away the grease and dirt to reveal it further.She walks around beside you, studying the little glowing thing.As the two of you deliberated whether to press it, Mio sweeps in and does so with the scabbard of her sword."A button must always be pushed! Hahaha!"*hssssssssssssss*the sound of pnuematic systems activating after a long time greets you.The top of the table splits in half and moves to the sides as something rises up from inside.The three of you watch dumbfounded as there, rising on a platform, wires and cables connected to her body, a green haired girl, no a robot, is revealed.
rolled 16 = 16PUT A HAT ON IT!
>>20160412>we were so close to a robot body for Naru>dice said fuck your shit>now they are mocking usat least we have a robot now.>hurrah
>>20160412"We have entered a beautiful new stage of our lives in which instead of needing to go out and acquire new women, we can unearth them from within the comforts of our own home. This calls for drinks."
rolled 12, 20, 9, 38, 31 + 23 = 133roll me tender
Boot-up sequence start: ErrorPositronic routines activate: FailedMotor functions test: Failed.***ERROR********************************ERROR*************************************ERROR******Awaiting further instructions.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Do not fist robot girls.New thread at 2200 4chan time.>Manic Sousuke later at 0800
>>20160439Yay, we has the best Negima girl now.I hope she's not braindead.
>>20160445Take all the fun out of things.Would giving her the D work?
>>20160458... Probably not. Same problem, very slightly different results.
I don't quite remember... didn't Eva give us a certain oversized key?
>>20161353She did I believe.As a house warming gift.We need to give her the memento's we found of hers and try to not be too much of a troll