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Endless Quest 07/20/15(Mon)02:15:57 No.41340937

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Endless Quest Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/20/15(Mon)02:15:57 No.41340937 Archived

Welcome to another quest! This one is a pilot, let's see how it goes.

You are assuming the role of "Nameless." This young man here was recently kicked out of his parent's house at the ripe age of 30, and decided to become a drifter in the world that is Libertiland, and maybe the black bottomless abyss that borders it...that is how worlds work after all.

Nameless here has packed his bag with much needed supplies:

Inventory:
three bottles of soda, three bags of chips, toilet paper, one sweet hat, and a broken cell phone.

He figures that should hold him until he gets to the next town, and from there only awaits endless adventure, and limitless possibilities(seriously, trust me)..

Through some hilly hills just away from his former double ranch cabin, you come across a dog. This dog resembles a German shepherd and a golden retriever mix. He looks at Nameless with curious eyes.

Oh boy, our first choice!
> take the dog with you(roll 1d20. This will determine bond)
>shoo away the dog
>fight the dog and attempt to harvest it's organs for food
>[Write In]

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)02:21:52 No.41341029

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)02:21:52 No.41341029

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>41340937
>> take the dog with you

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)02:45:26 No.41341415

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)02:45:26 No.41341415

>>41340937
>Run away and avoid the dog.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)03:19:00 No.41341768

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)03:19:00 No.41341768

>>41340937
this will not end well
>seduce the dog

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)03:41:30 No.41341982

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)03:41:30 No.41341982

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I need to stop getting my hopes up based on thread titles.

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz
07/20/15(Mon)03:49:57 No.41342074

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/20/15(Mon)03:49:57 No.41342074

>>41341982
The story did just start, though. I'm sorry.

Virtualoptim !jRQ5XR/DmM
07/20/15(Mon)04:02:40 No.41342168

Virtualoptim !jRQ5XR/DmM 07/20/15(Mon)04:02:40 No.41342168

molest a hobo

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz
07/20/15(Mon)05:01:48 No.41342638

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/20/15(Mon)05:01:48 No.41342638

Alright, I'm turning in. Later if it's still up, I'll add in the choices, and continue the journey. It WILL pickup, I promise. Consider this the "tutorial"level. And I use that term very loosely.

Virtualoptim !jRQ5XR/DmM
07/20/15(Mon)05:43:42 No.41342925

Virtualoptim !jRQ5XR/DmM 07/20/15(Mon)05:43:42 No.41342925

>>41342638
dont ever come back, even if three copies of this thread are still up

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz
07/20/15(Mon)11:22:18 No.41346281

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/20/15(Mon)11:22:18 No.41346281

Bump

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)11:31:25 No.41346398

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)11:31:25 No.41346398

>>41340937
>shoo away the dog

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz
07/20/15(Mon)13:43:26 No.41348526

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/20/15(Mon)13:43:26 No.41348526

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>>41346398
>>41341415
Going with these, since same outcome.

Nameless here, not wanting another mouth to feed, shooed away the dog and ran the opposite direction. The dog did scamper back, and required a bit more convincing before leaving from a horrible act of intimidation. Probably got bored more so than scared. Works for him.

Scaling the many hills and briefly detouring from the path, the sun began to reach it's highest point, beaming down quite the mess of sunlight on Nameless's pale skin. It's pretty hot, and something he never experienced for such a long period of time. Lucky for him, a forest was near by! And it has shade! What luck! The path he was following continues down hills into a small town, but it requires endurance from the heat. The forest provides shade, but is quite longer, and it's pretty spoopy in there! Good thing for the toilet paper!

> Proceed into the forest
> Man up! Take the main path.
> Rest
> [Write in]

INV:
Chips(3)
Water(3)
Toilet Paper
Gnarly Hat

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:51:17 No.41348672

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:51:17 No.41348672

>>41348526
>Try and stay on the edge of the forest, so we get some shade but don't enter full spoopy

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)13:54:35 No.41348730

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)13:54:35 No.41348730

>>41348526
> Proceed into the forest
Also fap.

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz
07/20/15(Mon)14:57:44 No.41349934

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/20/15(Mon)14:57:44 No.41349934

Bump

BMO
07/20/15(Mon)15:26:09 No.41350468

BMO 07/20/15(Mon)15:26:09 No.41350468

>>41348672
This is a good write in, I second it

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)16:20:22 No.41351672

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)16:20:22 No.41351672

>>41348526
>Man up! Take the main path.
Real men only feel alive when the sun hits their face.

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)18:07:16 No.41354051

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)18:07:16 No.41354051

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>>41348672
>>41350468
Majority

Nameless indeed knew that he had to get some shade, but the forest like in his Chinese picture shows are always spooky. He constructed the idea to keep to the edge of the forest, and move straight through! He'll still be wasting more time than taking the path directly, but he can experience both worlds!

Rationing his measly courage, he entered the forest, head held high, pants tight. He made sure to keep the midday day light in sight, yet all the sure to bask in the cool shade on his mildly heated skin. "Feels good" he said to himself. Only to be slapped by an outside force, reminding him that he was an avatar, and not to speak.

Anyway

He continued his quest, but suddenly

"Wooooo"

It was a spook! Aww snap! You're in his territory! He rushes at Nameless, asking "Yes or No" He doesn't know what to make of it. Wh-what do?

Inv:
Chips(3)
Water(3)
Toilet paper
Broken phone
Le bodacious headgear

> Say yes
> Say no
> Punch the skelly(roll 1d20, if above ten, roll 1d8)
> Sheeeeit, best to run!
> [Write In]

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz
07/20/15(Mon)18:09:05 No.41354080

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/20/15(Mon)18:09:05 No.41354080

>>41354051
Forgot trip

Anonymous
07/20/15(Mon)20:18:15 No.41356470

Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)20:18:15 No.41356470

Bump

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz
07/20/15(Mon)23:17:49 No.41359880

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/20/15(Mon)23:17:49 No.41359880

>>41354051
Bump

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)03:05:26 No.41363902

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)03:05:26 No.41363902

>>41354051
>Punch the skelly

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz
07/21/15(Tue)03:09:49 No.41363950

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/21/15(Tue)03:09:49 No.41363950

>>41363902
Gotta roll, bucko

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)03:15:12 No.41364025

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)03:15:12 No.41364025

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>41363950

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)03:16:13 No.41364034

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)03:16:13 No.41364034

Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>41363950

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)04:18:08 No.41364629

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)04:18:08 No.41364629

Hello?

virtualoptim !H9T4ifvlAA
07/21/15(Tue)04:18:24 No.41364637

virtualoptim !H9T4ifvlAA 07/21/15(Tue)04:18:24 No.41364637

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You are a handsome catholic priest, with a nice car, and contrary to popular bielief, NOT a pedophile. You are not a pedo. Unfortunately thats not what people think. However, we're pretty rich, so we can change how we're perceived by the masses! How do we convince the world we aren't a pedo, but ordinarily handsome and rugged-looking, celibate man of cloth?

>drive the car around
>go spend some money
>prepare the sunday mass
>voter's choice

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)04:27:57 No.41364706

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)04:27:57 No.41364706

>>41364637
Go picking prostitutes. You have money.

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz
07/21/15(Tue)04:34:15 No.41364759

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/21/15(Tue)04:34:15 No.41364759

>>41364629
Yes?

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)04:37:16 No.41364779

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)04:37:16 No.41364779

>>41364759
Quest is dead?

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz
07/21/15(Tue)04:46:23 No.41364844

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/21/15(Tue)04:46:23 No.41364844

>>41364779
Of course not. Nice to see someone genuinely interested tbh...I assume. I should write the next phase, eh?

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)04:48:43 No.41364854

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)04:48:43 No.41364854

>>41364779
Probably.

virtualoptim !H9T4ifvlAA
07/21/15(Tue)04:49:23 No.41364864

virtualoptim !H9T4ifvlAA 07/21/15(Tue)04:49:23 No.41364864

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>>41364706
>Go picking prostitutes
B-but we are celibate! We are a good priest! This is some real character building, are you sure this is what God would want?

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)04:55:05 No.41364906

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)04:55:05 No.41364906

>>41364864
This will prevent us from becoming a pedophile:

1 Corinthians 10:13 ESV
No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it.

virtualoptim !H9T4ifvlAA
07/21/15(Tue)05:10:14 No.41365005

virtualoptim !H9T4ifvlAA 07/21/15(Tue)05:10:14 No.41365005

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>>41364906
great! we need to be sneaky about it though, else we will be disciplined, and that means moving to another parish. I mean, hell, even if we were caught with kids, thats the worst that would happen, changing a parish. But we wouldn't get caught with kids. We aren't a pedo. We are rich however, and other parishes around us are piss poor, so let's not fuck this one up.
We've never picked up a hooker before, how do we go about it without gettign caught?

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz
07/21/15(Tue)05:13:04 No.41365023

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/21/15(Tue)05:13:04 No.41365023

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>>41363902
>>41364025
>>41364034

Nameless, out of pure reflex, and perhaps other things, he unleashed a somewhat mighty punch among the sternum of the fleshless individual. Luckily, being a spooky doesn't have much perks, as even at the will of Nameless, the skeleton wasn't able to sustain his shape.

The skeleton while beaten, was not killed for obvious reasons. "Yes, or No." It kept repeating. Nameless walked away, only for the bodyless skeleton to hop closer, continually aiming to get an answer. Looks like it's not going anywhere.

Inv:
Chips(3)
Water(3)
Toilet paper
Broken phone
Bitchin' cap

> say yes
> say no
> take it with you
> run away
> [Write In]

virtualoptim !H9T4ifvlAA
07/21/15(Tue)05:17:35 No.41365063

virtualoptim !H9T4ifvlAA 07/21/15(Tue)05:17:35 No.41365063

>>41365023
whatever, nerd B) you better decide what will our manly priest do

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)05:17:56 No.41365069

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)05:17:56 No.41365069

By the way, it seems uncommon to have two quests in the same thread.

virtualoptim !lUW6S1GzZE
07/21/15(Tue)05:22:12 No.41365106

virtualoptim !lUW6S1GzZE 07/21/15(Tue)05:22:12 No.41365106

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>>41365069
Because my quest is obviously better and less dead that OP faggot's

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)05:24:38 No.41365124

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)05:24:38 No.41365124

>>41365005
Research on the internet where local hookers usually picking clients, wait for the night, change into casual clothes (not your priesty ones) and then go

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)05:25:54 No.41365136

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)05:25:54 No.41365136

>>41365124
Also take cash with you

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)05:29:40 No.41365160

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)05:29:40 No.41365160

>>41365023
> take it with you

virtualoptim !lUW6S1GzZE
07/21/15(Tue)05:35:26 No.41365202

virtualoptim !lUW6S1GzZE 07/21/15(Tue)05:35:26 No.41365202

>>41365124
>>41365136
ALRIGHTY

Since we've no idea how much those earthly pleasures cost, we're taking a fat stash of greens, just in case. We googled up and what little we found leads us to a pretty shitty part of the town. Oh well, we'll se once we're there. Also, about that
>change into casual clothes (not your priesty ones)

We don't have those, any civvies at all. so we went for the second best thing, going in underwear. We're so good looking it'll be fine, im certain.

BUT WHATS THAT

virtualoptim !lUW6S1GzZE
07/21/15(Tue)05:39:26 No.41365229

virtualoptim !lUW6S1GzZE 07/21/15(Tue)05:39:26 No.41365229

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>>41365202
by
>BUT WHATS THAT
i meant i forgot my picture, and WHATS THAT...?!

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)05:44:36 No.41365267

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)05:44:36 No.41365267

>>41365229
>WHATS THAT...?!
Sorry, i don't get it.

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)05:48:01 No.41365298

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)05:48:01 No.41365298

>>41365229
Something with our car or we dropped something?

virtualoptim !lUW6S1GzZE
07/21/15(Tue)05:48:10 No.41365300

virtualoptim !lUW6S1GzZE 07/21/15(Tue)05:48:10 No.41365300

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>>41365229
OH MY GOODNESS LOOK AT THAT
YOU BEATUFIUL TEMPTRESS YOU, YOU HOT CREATURE OF NIGHT

LET'S NOT LOSE OURSPAGHETTI NOW, OW DO APPROACH THIS SEMEN DEMON

virtualoptim !lUW6S1GzZE
07/21/15(Tue)05:51:51 No.41365333

virtualoptim !lUW6S1GzZE 07/21/15(Tue)05:51:51 No.41365333

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>>41365300
shit, obviously we're in underwear, not gown

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)05:53:40 No.41365346

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)05:53:40 No.41365346

>>41365300
"He who is without sin among you, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."
Greet this poor soul with open arms.

anon@anon !GQtsITF/1w
07/21/15(Tue)06:07:16 No.41365460

anon@anon !GQtsITF/1w 07/21/15(Tue)06:07:16 No.41365460

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>>41365346
MY CHILD- er, you're not a CHILD, are you?!

nope

>ok good, time to use our best one-liner we prepared on the way here
OK GOOD. I COME TO GIVE YOU A BAPTISM, TO SPLASH YOU DOWN WITH THE HOLY WATER FROM GOD'S HOSE.

ok sure, watersports will be extra. in the car, your place or a hotel?

SUCCESS

WELL, where will it be?
also we seem to have lost our vest on the way out from the car

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)06:23:49 No.41365600

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)06:23:49 No.41365600

>>41365460
Luke 1:23
"When his time of service was completed, he returned home."

Take her home.

virtualoptim !H9T4ifvlAA
07/21/15(Tue)06:38:23 No.41365713

virtualoptim !H9T4ifvlAA 07/21/15(Tue)06:38:23 No.41365713

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>>41365600
ok we will, let's just pay he-
not to be a racist but
DIS NIGGA STOLE MY MONEY
GIMME BACK MY CHI-CHINA FUND YOU BASTARD

CALL THE COPS SHIT FUCK GIVE THE MONEY YOU SHITSKIN FUCKER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

virtualoptim !H9T4ifvlAA
07/21/15(Tue)06:43:28 No.41365758

virtualoptim !H9T4ifvlAA 07/21/15(Tue)06:43:28 No.41365758

>>41365713
SEEMS LIKE WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY POON TODAY. BACK TO MOLESTING CHOIR BOYS. SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A CATHOLIC PRIEST.

GuDNITE and
don't forget to
pay me on patreon.com virtualoptim,
subscribe over at youtube.com virtualoptim,
like me on facebook.com virtualoptim,
and follow the catholic notpedo quest on twitter.com virtualoptim!

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)06:43:55 No.41365761

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)06:43:55 No.41365761

>>41365713
Romans 12:19
Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place to wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, said the Lord.

>Go berserk on him.

Anonymous
07/21/15(Tue)06:46:54 No.41365782

Anonymous 07/21/15(Tue)06:46:54 No.41365782

>>41365758
Ok. That was somewhat funny.

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz
07/21/15(Tue)12:44:39 No.41369592

Nameless's Puppet Master !!rEkSWzi2+mz 07/21/15(Tue)12:44:39 No.41369592

The hell?