2h later

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There's no real harm in staying for lunch, so you make yourself comfortable in the overly plush chair a slave dragged out for you and decide to regale your family with tales of your latest adventure. “There's not much to tell, honestly. I was only in the north for a few weeks on an errand for a friend which I didn't even end up needing to do. Honestly quite dull, all things considered.”

Your sister Pratima nudges you with her foot from her position lounging on a couch. “Well then quit stalling and tell us your boring story already, no need to waist our time if it's as you say.”

Duha pulls herself up a little straighter in her chair next to you. “Pratima! No need to be so rude to our brother, he's only just returned from a journey abroad. I'm sure he's tired after so long a trip.”

You're not, actually, but far be it from you to correct her. You spend the next few minutes recounting your travels through the north. You tell them that you journeyed to the village of Khmedi to retrieve a family heirloom for one of your companions, a white lie to obscure your true purpose for journeying there, and that you found the village being pillaged by a immense dragon. You have them hanging on your every word as you describe the beast, and the smoldering remnants of the village.
(1/4)

>>41337938
>no need to waist

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Then you move on to your rescue of Aylin and subsequent change of priorities. Your journey back to Anthus, and your duel with Maximillien. You tell them of finding that Aylin's mother had already fled when you reached Licae, and of the man who attempted to take advantage of her on your journey to Anthus. You leave out his punishment and your experimentation, but do mention that he met a swift demise.

Then you tell them of the dragon that was felled by the City Guard of Anthus by a ballistae bolt, and of your harvesting of its scales. You mention the damage wrought upon your cloak and your test for your Grandmaster's robes. You do gloss over some of the gory details out of consideration for Vasuda and your mother, neither of which are particularly fond of violence, and of course you don't mention your liaison with Aisha, but you do go into some detail regarding your journey through Mahana's realm.

At the end of your tale, once you've finished recounting your time amongst the desert nomads and getting your tattoo, you roll up your sleeves to display the intricate designs which crisscross your forearms. Your mother gasp. “Mikhael! I can't believe you'd just go marking yourself up like that. Pani's grace, people will think you're a dock worker!”

Vasuda places a hand on your mother's shoulder consolingly. “I don't know, I think they look quite fetching. The color really contrast quite well against his skin. Don't you think, Semiha?”

Your stepmother smiles airily. “Oh, definitely. They're very pretty.” She never has been the brightest sort.

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Nadiyya, a sleeping babe in either arm, comments as impassively as ever. “They are very well done. If nothing else the detail of the tattoos is worth admiration.”

You roll down your sleeves, sighing. “Well, regardless I mostly got them because of the promise of power. Ideally they'll prevent harm from befalling more, or allow me to suffer wounds that would otherwise be fatal without concern. Enough about me, though. How have things been here? I haven't been kept abreast of developments.”

Your mother gestures vaguely. “You know how your father is. He's been meeting with a hundred and one men and women in positions of power every day and has barely told us a word of what's happening. I do know that we now control half the Bay of El-Amin, and that the city of Nazir is now ours. Speaking of, your older brother has properly moved out of the house, finally. I've been nagging him to do so for the past half decade at least. He's living in Nazir, in the palace there. Can you believe it? The Abdul-Hakims have proper holdings.”

Ever since your noble lineage was founded, more than a thousand years ago, you've always been reliant on trade and the Shah's good grace for your wealth, power, and influence. Your role as one of the primary banking families is a recent development undertaken by your grandfather. Never has your family owned land of any significance, until now.

Your mother sighs, picking the last chunk of lamb off of her skewer. “If you want to know much more than that you'll have to ask his father once he gets back from the palace, he wants to meet with the Shah regarding that building of his in the outer reaches. Something about requisitioning the services of Metal Vatis, or something, and tearing up the roads.”

Your mother seems quite dismissive of the whole affair, but you suppose you can't blame her. Her expertise has always been diplomacy, she understands people. Business, though tangentially related, has never been her strong suit.
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You use the remnants of your piece of flat bread to scoop up the last of the yogurt and olive oil in your bowl, wrapping the bread around a piece of lamb and popping the delightful little bundle into your mouth. This little luncheon really just hit the spot, the savoriness lamb perfectly complementing the sweetness of the yogurt.

>Ask Vasuda how she's been since her husband departed for Aleamond.
>Change subject to your coming journey to Elaudia
>Inquire as to when your father will return and kill time until then.
>It's probably three hours after noon, if you're going to shop now's the time to do so.
>Ask your sister Pratima if she's had any luck plundering ruins.
>Write-in

SOMA YOU BEAUTIFUL CUNT I'VE BEEN MASHING THE REFRESH BUTTON FOR 3 HOURS FINALLY SAY SOMETHING NEXT TIME YOU DIE FOR 3 HOURS IN THE MIDDLE OF A QUEST WITHOUT NOTICE.


Okay I'm done. Time for Banished Quest.

>>41338006
>Ask Vasuda how she's been since her husband departed for Aleamond.
>Ask your sister Pratima if she's had any luck plundering ruins.
and if she's not bring her along for a shopping trip
>It's probably three hours after noon, if you're going to shop now's the time to do so.

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>>41338006
>Ask Vasuda how she's been since her husband departed for Aleamond.
>Change subject to your coming journey to Elaudia
>Inquire as to when your father will return and kill time until then.
>Ask your sister Pratima if she's had any luck plundering ruins.

>>41338006
>Ask Vasuda how she's been since her husband departed for Aleamond.

>>41338006
>Ask your sister Pratima if she's had any luck plundering ruins.

>>41338006
>>Ask Vasuda how she's been since her husband departed for Aleamond.
Fucking vasuda in secret soon

>>41337923
I hate u

>>41338006
>Ask Vasuda how she's been since her husband departed for Aleamond.

>>41338006
>Ask your sister Pratima if she's had any luck plundering ruins.
>Change subject to your coming journey to Elaudia
>Inquire as to when your father will return

>>41338006
supporting >>41338209

>>41338006
>Ask Vasuda how she's been since her husband departed for Aleamond.
>Inquire as to when your father will return and kill time until then.
>Ask your sister Pratima if she's had any luck plundering ruins.

Soma why do you keep writing "babe" when you mean "baby"

>>41338006
>Ask Vasuda how she's been since her husband departed for Aleamond.
>Change subject to your coming journey to Elaudia
>Inquire as to when your father will return and kill time until then.
>Ask your sister Pratima if she's had any luck plundering ruins.

>implying we won't vote for all of the things

>>41338006
>Ask your sister Pratima if she's had any luck plundering ruins.
>Change subject to your coming journey to Elaudia
>Inquire as to when your father will return and kill time until then.

We are literally the best thing to happen to our family in the last 1000 years and I dig that

>>41338006
>Yo when's Pa comin' back aye?
>'Ey cunt, how ya been, Darzi treat ya good?
>Yo, guess what, I'mma go stroll the jungle yo.
>Ya cunts good? Good, I gotta go fang some loot today still yo, can't chill for long, aye?

>>41338006
>>It's probably three hours after noon, if you're going to shop now's the time to do so.
Mormor needs armor.

>>41338237
"Babe" and "Baby" can generally be switched freely. Babe sounds nicer in a some of places. Both are correct.

>>41338006
>>Ask Vasuda how she's been since her husband departed for Aleamond.
>>Change subject to your coming journey to Elaudia
>>Inquire as to when your father will return and kill time until then.
>>It's probably three hours after noon, if you're going to shop now's the time to do so.
>>Ask your sister Pratima if she's had any luck plundering ruins.
Ask about dad and vasuda. Bring up Elaudia. Then propose to bring pratima along with us while we shop. Still need to get Mortia some armor.

>>41338006
>>41337980
>>41337962
>>41337938
>Not telling them about our Spirit War.
For shame Soma!

>>41337938
>>41337962
>>41337980
>>41338006
>Not using illusions to illustrate while we speak
I want that to be a standing order from now on that any time we have to tell a story to aid in the telling with illusions.

>>41338006
>>Ask your sister Pratima if she's had any luck plundering ruins.
>Change subject to your coming journey to Elaudia
>Inquire as to when your father will return and kill time until then.

>>41338006
>Change subject to your coming journey to Elaudia

>It's probably three hours after noon, if you're going to shop now's the time to do so.

>>41338379
Spirit war a shit.

>>41338438
nigger i will fight u

>>41338330
This.

>>41338379
>>41338427
this

Soma really needs to step up his game. 4 hour wait and the post is meh.

2/10

>>41338542
TROLL in the dungeon!

Some of us actually have lives outside of 4chan you know

>>41338542
He was eating and visiting family. Probably drinking too.

>new thread when I have to go to bed
fuck

>>41338596
Soma needs to stop being an alcoholic

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I'll just go with
>All of the above.

>>41338298
I never realized this before now, I always kept thinking people were just being niggers and misspelling it.
Good to know.

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>>41338649
theres more votes for waiting for our father than to leave early soma.

>>41338649
I fapped to that hentai too, Soma.

>>41338715
>>41338649
If he's not gonna be back for awhile then we can go shop with Pratima (and Maybe Mortia too since she needs armor) and come back later.

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>>41338715
Right, allow me to correct myself. You'll do everything EXCEPT leave early.

>>41338722
It was a solid hentai, a 9/11 in my book.

>>41338622
KEK. as if that will happen

>>41338572
That sounds awful.

Who's ready for an 8 hour wait this time?

First it was 2 hours, then 4. 8 is the next logical step.

>>41338915
Hey faggot, it's not like you pay him. Just go to bed and read this shit tomorrow if you can't bare to wait.

>>41338915
It could also be 6.

>>41338955
I'm just giving him shit, chill.

>>41338915
He does this for FREEEEEE you aren't entitled to shit you fucking democrat

Goodnight Soma, thanks for running. Can't stay up any longer.

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Turning your attention to your mother you ask. “When will Father be back? Do you have any idea? We've much to discuss but if he's only just left I suppose there is some shopping I could take care of.”

Your mother shrugs, apparently she has little idea as to your father's schedule, but Ayda provides an answer. “He told me that he'd be back within two or three hours, that was two hours ago. Thus he ought to return any minute now.

Wonderful. That means you just need to kill time for the few minutes that it takes your father to get back to the family estate. You turn to Vasuda, curious as to how she's been lately. “How have you been holding up, without my brother? Well, I hope. I know he was a vile husband.”

Your mother frowns. “Now Mik, you should know better than to speak ill of those not present. It's rude!”

Vasuda lets out a relieved sigh, her smile genuine for the first time since you reconnected with her those few weeks ago. “No, he's right. Salil and I were not meant for one another and it showed in how poor a relationship we shared. I have been better, Mik. Much better. I spend much of my time here, and train with Darzi three times weekly. I think I've grown into a rather competent fighter, though I still have a long way to go.” She pauses, her attractive features marred momentarily by worry. “I will admit that I grow lonely, but that's to be expected. I imagine I'll eventually grow used to the emptiness of my home.”

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Well, that's mildly depressing. You wish you could do something for her, if for no other reasons than you used to be the best of friends, but it's not as if you could offer to warm her bed in place of that idiot brother of yours. Not here, at least. Instead you swiftly change the subject. “I imagine that soon I'll envy you, Vasuda. These lazy days lounging with family will be a far cry from the trials I'll face in Elaudia.”

Pratima perks up, her ears twitching excitedly. “Did you say you're journeying to Elaudia? I thought your next destination was the Pa'vala. What prompted the change?”

You pluck another lamb skewer from the brazier, absentmindedly turning it in your hands while you answer. “I put it to a vote amongst my companions and it wound up being that most of them wished to travel to Elaudia. Plus, my original impetus for traveling to the Pa'vala had been to restore my sanity, but I've since found other means of accomplishing that goal. Thus my priorities shifted.”

Your mother fidgets nervously. “Well, do be careful. I've heard terrible things about the wildlife in Elaudia. Turtles as big as houses, the entire jungle out to see you dead, the very trees themselves attempting to poison you. Just, all I ask is get home safe. I wouldn't want to lose my boy before he's even reached his thirtieth year.”

Your gesture in what you hope is a comforting manner. “Relax, Mother. I know what I'm doing. If you should be worried about anyone it's Pratima, she's the least experienced of the two of us.”

Pratima folds her arms in front of her breast, huffing moodily. “I'll have you know that I've explored nearly the entirety of half a dozen Hiacian forts in the time since you left El-Amin! I'm more than capable of taking care of myself.”

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You grin a wicked grin. “Ahh, but have you actually found anything or have you merely been picking over what little was left behind by previous explorers?”

Pratima looks off to her right, pointedly avoiding eye contact. “All I've found so far has been a pendant which seems to allow the wearer greater control of Nature magic, but that's not to say that my expeditions haven't been a success! I'm just waiting to find the ruin which will make me the richest woman in Pidjata!”

Your half-sister always has been the ambitious sort. Considering the wealth your companions possess, unless she really strikes gold she'll probably have to settle for the second richest woman in Pidjata. “Perhaps after I speak with Father I'll take you shopping with me and we can find you an artifact worthy of your future wealth. However, I really must encourage you to work towards improving your own talents. If you really want to become an adventurer for a living you're going to need to be both a powerful Vatis and a skilled fighter. If you were to join Vasuda in her sparring sessions with Darzi, I doubt either would mind.”

You tear a chunk of lamb off of your skewer, and it's ass you chew through the hunk of roasted meat that you hear a guard announce your father's return.

>Excuse yourself to greet your father and ask him about the development of your various investments.
>Excuse yourself to take your leave, and bring Pratima shopping with you.
>As above, but screw Pratima. She can buy her own gear.
>Write-in

>>41339414
>Turtles as big as houses
TURTLE FORTRESS CONFIRMED

>>41339443
>Excuse yourself to greet your father and ask him about the development of your various investments.

>>41339443
>>Excuse yourself to greet your father and ask him about the development of your various investments.

>>41339448
Yeah, we are gonna have to bring one of those shells back if we find one

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>>41339443
>Excuse yourself to greet your father and ask him about the development of your various investments.

>>41339443
>>Excuse yourself to greet your father and ask him about the development of your various investments.

>>41339494
Why not the whole turtle

>>41339443
>Excuse yourself to greet your father and ask him about the development of your various investments.

And then take imoto shopping

>>41339443
>Excuse yourself to greet your father and ask him about the development of your various investments.

>>41339519
>>41339511
>>41339507
>>41339505
>>41339478
>>41339475
>Go speak with your Pops.

Shit, close vote. Guess you'll go talk to your dad.

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Best day ever

>>41339414
>but it's not as if you could offer to warm her bed in place of that idiot brother of yours. Not here, at least.
>Not here, at least.
"Comforting" vasuda soon

>>41339443
>You tear a chunk of lamb off your skewer, and it's ass you chew through
Lol best spelling mistake I've seen in a while, I had to do a double take because for a second I thought you were implying that we were eating lamb ass

>>41339668
Blame it on the a-a-alcoholism.

>>41337962
>Mikhael! I can't believe you'd just go marking yourself up like that. Pani's grace, people will think you're a dock worker!”

Aren't the tattoos highly stylize with images of Pani?

>>41339706
Mothers overreact. More news at 11.

>>41339706
I think so, but I'm sure at any distance more than a few feet they would just look like hand tattoos

>>41339760
Do you wear glasses m8. Most people aren't blind

>>41339760
>>41339791
On that note, most people use proper human measurements instead of being subhuman filth

>>41339811
You jelly of my 'Murrican freedom?

>>41339443
>>Excuse yourself to greet your father and ask him about the development of your various investments.
We shop with Pratima next. We should also contact Mortia via brooch.

>>41339879
Naw. We like having healthcare, fast internet, and boobs on the telly.

>>41339903
Then obviously you dont live here. Got all three in spades.

>>41339903
>boobs on the telly
>implying the UK and most of europe is going the way of NO PORN EVER

>>41339414
>“Relax, Mother. I know what I'm doing.

Bitch
Since when?

>>41339903
You get all those things and more in the US of A, but you have to actually fuckin earn it all

>>41339879
I am, then again I get free education in here so it sort of evens out. A little bit.

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You stand at the sound of the anouncement, excusing yourself politely before slipping away from the gathering of your various mothers, stepmothers, and stepsisters. You pass through the curtain into the interior of the estate and meet your father in the hall just next to the dining room. He smiles wide at the sight of you, pulling you into a tight hug and slapping you affectionately on the shoulder before finally releasing you.

When finally the two of you part he's grinning practically from ear to ear. “Mikhael! How have you been, son? I must admit I've missed your sharp wit in my recent dealings with the Shah. I trust you've been well?”

You shrug, gesturing to your robes. “As well as I can hope. After much trial and tribulation I've managed to earn my Grandmaster's robes in the city of Anthus. I'll still need to earn them here, but it's nice to receive some manner of recognition. What about you, Father? How have our various business and political ventures panned out?”

Your father clasp his hands together. “Simply wonderful, Mikhael. We've been granted all the land from the Bay of El-Amin to the border of Demir territory. Our lands happen to contain a main artery of trade between El-Amin and the rest of Pidajata so of course wealth flows into our coffers as liquor into a beggar's mouth. The lapis mine is proceeding apace and is starting to produce that priceless blue gemstone, and our fleet will be finished within the next few months.”

Your father folds his arms in front of his chest. “I must say, Mikhael. You've been an invaluable asset since your banishment. Here I expected you to bring us some modicum of prestige as a powerful Vatis, but instead you've earned as lands and wealth beyond our forefather's wildest dreams. This banishment of yours has proven quite beneficial, all things considered.”

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You grin. “Well I'm glad to hear everything is proceeding apace. What of your dealings with Thaddeus? Oh, and before I forget. My partner has agreed distributing Siege! through you is preferably to shipping it to Pidjata out of pocket. If you could send a ship to Anthus and have someone ask around the Academy for Demetrios, we could begin transferring copies from Anthus to El-Amin.”

Your father blows out a contemplative sigh. “Well, the water desalination plant proceeds apace. I was actually just discussing that with the Shah. He's hesitant to begin tearing up the roads without proof that the plant will work so we've decided to instead hire Metal vatis to speed up construction of the various tanks we'll need to purify the water. We've also reached out to Fire Vatis regarding the heating of the water, since Thaddeus claims that bringing the water to a boil is a necessary part of the purification process. As for his efforts to improve the cities defenses, well, I merely made introductions. He'd be the one to speak to regarding such matters.”

The two of you walk together through the estate and into the garden, where your Father briefly greets all of his various wives with a kiss before taking a seat in a chair a slave retrieves for him. You too retake your previous seat. “In regards to shipping that game of yours from Anthus to El-Amin, our fleet is still tragically depleted but I think I ought to be able to take a handful of ships out of drydock and send them around the Head of Pidjata to Anthus. Assuming the weather is with us it should be no more than three days before your books begin appearing in the hands of Vatis across the city.”

>Ask your father about something else. (Write-in)
>Drag Pratima along with you shopping.
>Write-in

>>41340309
>>Drag Pratima along with you shopping.
Contact mormor

>>41340309
Bah, we can still bring him prestige as a powerful vatis. Show him the tats and shoot some fucking lightning bolts. We vatis as fuck.

>>41340309
>Ask your father about something else. (Write-in)
About a possible marriage for our little brother.

>>41340309
>Drag Pratima along with you shopping.

>>41340309
>Drag Pratima along with you shopping.

>>41340378
Right! Supporting this. I knew there was something

>>41340309
This
>>41340378

Gotta hook chetan up

then leave and go shopping with pratima

>>41340309
>>41340378
This

then>>41340374

>>41340378
>>41340374
Seconded on telling our father about the marriage proposal and than getting mortia and our sister shit.

>>41340378
>>41340374
Seconded.

>>41340309
>Drag Pratima along with you shopping.
+>>41340378

>>41340309
>>41340374
>>41340378
These

Did we relay to mortia and Thad that using the dragon samples to find ways to kill dragons might be fairly important?

>>41340309
Add >>41340374
to >>41340431

>>41340309
>Write-in
Tell him about our adoptive son

>Marriage for lil' bro
>Take Pratima shopping.
Writin'

>>41340528
+mortia?

>>41340552
Yeah, you'll reach out to Mortia as well.

>>41340552
No.

>>41340567
Yes.

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>>41340567
Also I wonder if this will be the first time Pratima will have really been in contact with a human? One that wasn't a slave at least. Should be fun.

>>41340615
>>>/u/

>>41340623
Are you implying our half-sister is a degenerate? Just like her big bro!

>>41338746
Ummm can I get a source I need 8t for science reasons

>>41340705
http://exhentai.org/g/832907/b5c1ed7258/
Here ya go.

>>41340695
dude no it was just once
just like that bar, only once

>>41340737
Hey the bar was criminal human scum.
And that umie had a nice vys pool man, plus we took the virginity of some human merchants wife, it evens out.

>>41340726
Delicious pandas

Human was pretty good/10

Would do again.

>>41340795
Get an account pleb.

>>41340726
Last page best page.

>>41340800
Good thing we didn't roll nat3 since shah'd see us having sex with her and double banish us

>>41340795
>seeing a panda
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU

>>41340822
You need account activity and age and some other horseshit actually. Very inconvenient

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Our father is the perfect Harem Pimp.
>1st Wife/ our mother/Favorite Wife/ 5 children
Hafsah Abdul-Hakim: Really good at polotics, probably as good as our father.
>2nd Wife 2 children
Semiha Abdul-Hakim: Trophy Wife
>3rd Wife/ 3 children
Nadiyya Abdul-Hakim: A perfect jew that matches our father in being a jew
>Fourth Wife/ youngest wife/ pregnant
Ayda Abdul-Hakim: pretty good in a fight and a good lay
Our father has a pretty balanced harem.

>>41340856
No. It's easy af.

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>>41340833
>double banish us

>>41340856
>Create an account on e-hentai.org
>Get Advanced Cookie Manager
>Change all cookies for e-hentai into cookies for exhentai
>Save
>Enjoy the lack of panda

>>41340876
Yes. You're objectively wrong now.

>>41340895
Soma pls. Its like the first result on Google. There is a chrome add-on for it. There is no reason to make it any easier.

>>41340875
Miks harem
>1st wife Vasuda, favorite wife and neice to Shah
>2nd wife Darzi, good in a fight, sexy and bro as hell
>3rd wife Rajani? Suggestions?

>>41340895
I had to make a new account recently and they've added some tedious bullshit.
I played their browser game for a bit then let my account sit for a couple of weeks and then had access to exhentai finally, but I've no idea how to get access faster than that.

>>41340929
Chrome add-on which says that the account doesn't exist. In fact it says that none of those 5 accounts exist. Odds are, shit's fucking ass.

>>41340929
That doesn't work.

>>41340895
Soma pls. we are simple plebs with no time for dealing with pandas.

>>41340936
>1st wife
>Vasuda
We've had this conversation before. It ain't happening.

>>41340953
Meh. Never needed to use it. Suppose my info is outdated.

>>41340983
I was surprised as well.

>>41340996
Maybe they changed shit back when Jewkob was sending out DMCAs in order to make it marginally less easy to get in? I've had my account for god knows how long at this point so I don't follow shit much.

I made my account about a month or so ago.

Made an ehentai account. Waited a week. Cleared cookies. Logged into exhentai.

Ok so I tested this and apprently the gating factor is their shitty game. Gotta play it for a bit I guess.
The things that have been made with that account:
2 posts, few ratings, and that game.
If anyone's curious. Also some time needed.

You snap your fingers, pointing to your father. “Before I forget, I met Emir Yasin today with his daughter Nisha. He's looking for suitors to marry his daughter, and I put forward Chetan's name as a suggestion. She seemed eager to meet him, so don't be surprised if an emissary from the Emir arrives offering a marriage meeting.”

Your father grins an evil grin. “That's simply wonderful to hear, Mikhael. Hopefully he'll find himself married to the daughter of the most powerful man in the Shahdom, rather than some priestess of no consequence. I was worried that by sending him to the temple I'd be discarding a perfectly good political alliance, but far be it from me to deny my son that which he truly desires.”

You clap your hands together, drawing everyone's attention. “Well, I ought to be going.” You turn your attention to Pratima. “Will you be joining me on this little shopping trip? I'll likely invite one of my companions along, we'll be searching for armor but if you'd like we could seek out weapons or jewelry as well.”

Pratima tries not to smile but fails utterly and ends up practically bouncing up and down in her seat due to excitement. “I'll most definitely be joining you, sweet brother. Shall we depart?”

You nod, and say your goodbyes to your family before leaving with your younger sister. As you exit into the courtyard of your family estate you find that Vaisala is happily munching away at the corpse of a goat, currently occupied trying to break off one of its ribs so she can suck the marrow from within. She looks up once you place a hand against her flank, nuzzling her bloody muzzle into your shirt.
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You wash away the bloodstain from your robes and mount up, Pratima hesitantly following suit by climbing atop your reptilian mount just behind you. She clutches your shoulders desperately as you dig your heels into the flanks of your Sarada, the beast quickly carrying you through the gates and into the streets of the Noble's District beyond. It's only once you're nearing the market that you reach out to Mortia, arranging to meet her for this little shopping trip of yours.

>Meet her at your estate, and then search the Vatis district for that emporium you last shopped at. It had a pretty good selection.
>Meet her at a cafe near the market, and search the market for stalls selling whatever artifacts have been retrieved recently from near-by ruins.
>Meet her at the city gates and search the bazaar outside the city's gates for a Bhataki selling charms
>Write-in

>>41341204
>Meet her at your estate, and then search the Vatis district for that emporium you last shopped at. It had a pretty good selection.

>>41341204
>>Meet her at your estate, and then search the Vatis district for that emporium you last shopped at. It had a pretty good selection.
Let's get some quality shit.

>>41341177
Never played the game but my account is like 5 years old... so time travel may be a more painless option.

>>41341204
>Meet her at your estate, and then search the Vatis district for that emporium you last shopped at. It had a pretty good selection.

>>41341204
>Meet her at your estate, and then search the Vatis district for that emporium you last shopped at. It had a pretty good selection.
Repeat customers get good discounts!

>>41341204
>>Meet her at your estate, and then search the Vatis district for that emporium you last shopped at. It had a pretty good selection.
I think our sis totally loves us.

>>41341204
>>Meet her at your estate, and then search the Vatis district for that emporium you last shopped at. It had a pretty good selection.

Sounds like a good starting option, see if that guy has anything more

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>>41341204
>Meet her at your estate, and then search the Vatis district for that emporium you last shopped at. It had a pretty good selection.
he said he would give us a discount.

>>41341204
>>Meet her at your estate, and then search the Vatis district for that emporium you last shopped at. It had a pretty good selection.
>pat and scratch Vaisala
She didn't even kill that guard, such a good girl

>>41341204
>>Meet her at your estate, and then search the Vatis district for that emporium you last shopped at. It had a pretty good selection.

>>41341177
>>41341127
>>41341242
All I had done was torrent and seed a few things.

Pretty sure seeding would count for a lot to them.

>>41341289
Points, then?

>>41341204
>estate
Can the three of us ride Vaisala at the same time?
We should also tell our father to reach out to the human merchant whose daughter we saved from that assassin, he was supposedly a big player there and it's nice to have business connections.

>>41340978
Reminder that our Ma would 100% support making divorce a thing, and that our Pa would support our Ma.
Reminder that we are the third strongest political family in El-Amin and Mik especially is super special for being unbanished.
Reminder that we have a good relationship with the Grand Vizier and his family, the second strongest family n El-Amin.
Reminder that we will be a powerful and super rich Vatis, with connections to our master's secret club that aims for political influence.
Reminder that we have the population's source of water, enchanting, and technology in our hands.
Reminder that our son is a dragon.

We could make things happen, if we tried to.
Buy up more land for ourseles, get even richer, get trade up between Anthus and El-Amin, visit the Samratyat and get good relations there, find the Ealudian Steel recipe, etc.

WIFE BEATER CONFIRMED SALTY AS FUCK ABOUT WHAT WE HAVE RECENTLY DONE.

>>41341373
He's not just salty.
He's oceanic.

>>41341313
Makes sense

>>41341398
Wasn't there an industrious Rogue who Jew'd his way into godhood from starting a salt business?
we could ship him over to that guy.

>>41341373
Don't know what sparked this.

He's been confirmed pissed as all hell about being shipped off to Alemond to live with the degenerates.

>>41341204
>Meet her at a cafe near the market, and search the market for stalls selling whatever artifacts have been retrieved recently from near-by ruins.

>>41341419
This sounds like a story someone needs to post.

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>>41341398
>>41341430
Talking about our family being offical lords now and owning swaths of land.

>>41341398
Are you writing yet?

>>41341447
Nigga. That shit is long as fuck. I ain't capping that. Fuck.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21445029/

I think the emprium from last time is a bit too pricy.

>>41341448
And lil bro is sent to live in the magic hating degenerate hellhole while we bask in the sun.

>>41341457
Thank you kind anon.

>>41341462
Nigga we rolling in cash.

>>41341462
Naw man, there's where you mistaken. Mortia is buying her own shit. She's as rich as us. We're here to make she don't get fucked over and that the merchant doesn't give her shit, or sell her shit, for being human.

>>41341498
we should ask him if he has shit for mounts/dragons though.

>>41341331
Reminder that most people don't care enough about her to marry her.
Reminder that she's a broken waifu.
Reminder that she's used goods.
Reminder that if Mik stuck his dick in that, it would be like rubbing cocks with his brother.

>>41341582
>caring about it "being like rubbing dicks" when it'd just increase Mik's self esteem
>not wanting to cuck inferior males
That is very low test of you, anon.

You reach through that vague, ever present connection sitting dormant at the back of your mind, your thoughts filtering through to Mortia. {I'm headed back to the Estate, it shouldn't take more than a few minutes to get there. Be ready to leave when I arrive, as I'm taking you shopping for armor.}

She seems surprised, judging by the sudden chaos of her thoughts, but doesn't protest. {Very well, I simply need to conclude an experiment that I've prepared before joining you. It shouldn't take long assuming everything goes as planned, and if something goes wrong you'll be the first to know.}

With that the connection is severed and you focus on navigating the streets of Anthus. Now that the sun has begun it's decent towards the horizon the streets are more crowded than they were. Pratima clings to you, you get the sense she's a little afraid of Vaisala. You can't blame her, Sarada are notoriously foul tempered and prone to viciously attacking almost anyone and everyone without provocation. Still, it's a little awkward to be so tightly pressed against your own sister, even if you don't share the same mother. She is what you would call well endowed.

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You're given a wide berth as you cut through the market district, men and women practically stumbling over one another to clear a path for you. It's largely because of this desire to escape from Vaisala that you make excellent time back to your estate. The fishermen are just coming in with their second catch of the day as you arrive, and the entire dock stinks of fish. You steer Vaisala towards the gates, the guards flanking the gate on either side pulling the wrought iron construction open for you. Mortia waits just inside, dressed in a modest dressed with her arms folded just beneath her chest.

You're faced with a choice. Do you switch to the carriage, or attempt to fit three people onto Vaisala's back? You don't want to risk hurting your overly affectionate lizard, but by the same token the journey will be quite slow by carriage.

Unfortunately it seems Pratima makes your decision for you, as she dismounts and snaps her fingers before addressing Mortia. “Wonderful! Slave, ready the carriage. We've little time and much to do before the sun sets.”

>EEEND THREAD

Run for 15 hours my ass.

>>41341762
Soma you cheeky bastard

>>41341762
Oh shit. Shots fired.

Pratima better watch her mouth, That woman could just about buy her.

>>41341762
kek fuck you soma.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Banished%20Quest
Chive Ar here.

Thanks for playing folks. Next thread either later today or Tuesday.

>>41341762
In preparation for next thread, mentally ask Vaisala if she's okay carrying 3 people, if yes:
>Pratima, get back in Vaisala and don't treat my companions as slaves.
>Mortia, sorry about that, I trust your experiment went well? Regardless, get on.
To quote Some, "Mik sandwiched between two bitches" plan is a go.

>>41341762
You owe omakes.

>>41341795
I will make it my mission to have her ride on the lizard instead of the carriage we don't want to waste time.
>>41341807
my nigga

Mortia is gonna squeeze a prime Samjan load out of mik with dat ass

>>41341807
>>41341795
why not make this the final vote for the thread?

>>41341830
The funny thing is that the first time she won't notice and would try to get comfortable, but will notice during the ride back.

>>41341830
implying we won't be milked from behind by sis

>>41341831
As if that'd not be a choice always

>>41341831
>as if there's any choice but to go through with it

>>41341457
That was probably the most enjoyable read I've ever gotten from 4chan.

oh hey wow the thread is still up

>>41341807
Since when can we speak to the lizard?

>>41344420
She's basically confirmed to have some mental link to Mik, since she knows where to go without needing to be told.
We can likely think apprehensive images of us three on her, think of weight, and phe can communicate whether it's okay or not with body language.

Impatiently waiting for next thread.

>>41344771
lizard whisperer

Oh hey, the thread is still up.

Next thread will likely be Tuesday, I'm going to take today to finish up the omakes I owe.

>>41350285
Yay, omakes.

>>41350285
Okay, sweet.

So next thread Thursday.

>>41350769
I think you mean Sunday.

>>41351899
In the other quest I follow threads have been delayed for over a month now. Deal with it nerd

>>41351936
Reminds of HPNQ.

Waited 7 years for a thread. Then got 7. Then never seen him again.

>>41352168
oops meant months

>>41352209
haha i was like JEEZ

>>41352477
Yo speaking of those quests. Void quest. I think it was 3 or 4 years of hiatus, and then we got final thread where QM laid out all plans and dropped the quest. At least there was closure.

>>41353213
I miss parasite quest.

We were gonna go full Flood.

>>41353383
Fuck you flood faggot
get gassed

>>41353530
We're you one of those consume fags who kept voting to give into the hunger?

>>41350285
Oh man, I'm excited to take Zahak on his first adventure.

>>41353383
Wait... what?

Well, Spore Quest is a thing now. We're kinda like the flood already, except less obvious. Probably just as aggressive though.

>>41353632
Links please?

>>41353605
I voted with whatever seemed the best idea at the time. Sometimes hunger sometimes stealth.

>>41353653
Here it is so far, pretty new.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Spore+Quest

>>41353659
I liked focusing on his nervous system through that route lay host takeover instead of just eating our way out.

>>41353383
The guy doesn't have a twitter or an ask or anything?

>>41353824
has a twitter. Just stopped posting and responding to shit.

>>41353924
>>41353824
>>41353383
It sucks it died, i was liking it even though there were some fags bitching about how dark it became( the parasites were dead kids and we were killing rival parasites(kids))

>thread is still up

Soma never did give us those Daughteru Omakes the lying drunk.

>>41357344
http://pastebin.com/N2LaHQa8
He gave us one, supposedly he's doing a second.

>>41357361
Do not believe his lies

>24 hours
lawd

>>41359483
The thread shall last FOREVER.

>>41361467
But how long is forever?

>>41362975
longer than your mom lasted last night

>>41363060
ahh man nice burn

Not that anon but if his mom lasted forever than you would literally still be fucking at the moment you made that post. assuming that you did it from a phone it would be too difficult otherwise i need to ask how can you fuck without hands?

>>41363831
>how can you fuck without hands?
i use my dick?

>>41363844
Not what i mean mate, i mean you had to have made her do all the work (very Ungentlemanly) or else you would have no leverage you see.

>>41363987
Do i seem like a gentleman?

>>41364053
Yes

>>41364114
Than you must not be from /tg/

>>41365293
Hands aren't necessary if you've got the dick strength to lift her up

>>41364053
We are called Elegen/tg/entlemen for a reason Anon.

Since SK has the super vision helmet, we should probably ask him to write down all the runes he finds on the Rhynian lamps. One of those has to be for vys.

>>41367474
That is not a bad idea. Why has none of us thought to check for magical runes on the lamps after we learned about them?

>>41367497
Some of us have, it's just that people refuse to be sensible and learn the magnification technique, which would help in looking for runes on our loot.

>>41367497
>>41367531
I think people don't want to involve SK with enchantment because he'll "steal our thunder" or something. I feel like it couldn't hurt. The enchantment paste even says that it's better to have people help out when dealing with runes since they're such finicky little bastards.

>>41367531
I'm kinda hoping we'll find a pair of old enchanter's goggles or something of the sort when we go shopping. Should be easy as piss to haggle them down to almost nothing since as far as anyone knows enchanting is a dead art.

>>41366551
i'm from b tho

So what other Quests have you guys been looking at lately? I need something to tide me over until Soma updates in three weeks time.

We quest thread general now?

>>41367608
stop

>>41367547
He fucking cant do that since he doesn't have a key ingredient to start it called magic. How would he steal our thunder if he cant do it? On a side note we could just say that it is copyrighted or something. Maybe just say that since this is from our world we should be the ones to resurrect it or something.

You guys get what i mean.

>its still up
ooga booga, where da omakes

>>41369180
in ur moms vagoter

>>41367704
Hell we found out that enchanting isn't banned by the gods, but by some spirits who want to use it as a bargaining chip,
We also let loose a robot set on building the rythian empire with his vast knowledge of runes along with him.
Runes are gonna come back in the future one way or another, might as well get some help when it does.
Hell in the pastebin it says you don't need magic for runes until the very last stage, so the nigga can't really steal our thunder there.
I still think we should give our master the go ahead to do what he believes he should for the runes

>>41369650
We already gave Karim every rune we know of and he is free to work on them and experiment with them as he wants.

>>41369930
was mainly talking about his plans to spread the info to fellow GMs in his Illuminati vatis circle once he gets a better understanding of runes.

>>41370003
Nah dude. Let's not do that because fuck you

>>41370037
HE is gonna do it away, we only abated to until he writes a book about it.

>>41370056
He won't because I say so nerd

>>41370059
okay sure, just reread what he said exactly to us when we asked him to keep it under wraps.
Its only gonna be temporary, and i'm sure the rune robot will start to spread his knowledge eventually.

>>41370056
He will not do it before discussing it with Mik so we will have a say in it if and when he wants to spread the information.

>>41370078
dude please don't take what I write seriously I'm just messing with you here

>>41370095
cool just saying what we told him was only a temporary stop gag.
>>41370103
Just shooting the shit until omakes or soma makes a new thread.

>>41370103
Speaking of messing around I hope we can keep the thread afloat until the next one just to fuck with soma

>>41370115
I don't think we can keep the thread going until december anon.

>>41370173
longest i seen a thread last was a week.

Anybody got some ideas for some cool enchants other than that railgun thing? Or any way to make it better?

I was thinking that it'd be pretty easy to make some diving equipment using the water, air, transmute, and attract runes.

Or, this would be really fun - once we learn the vys rune we could probably use it to mimic/improve SK's forcefield armor.

>>41370196
It'd be pretty easy to make some fire things so the desalination plants don't need coal. Just Create+Large+Fire+Sustain on a chunk of metal/rock/whatever, don't even need to use Permanency. We could say we found them in a ruin or bought them off some other dungeon diver or something if we wanna keep hush. With this, we wouldn't even need to pay full fledged fire Vatis for their labour. We could have apprentices come and practice with channeling vys and have them work for free. Or, even cheaper, have SK take one of those lamps and gut it to make a vys accumulator and wire it up to our enchanted fire things.

bump

>not even on page 5
bump

>>41370196
Get with the program, just use Create+Air for air supply in any environment(water, void, space, smoke, poison gas), no need to use transmute.
There were also ideas of having the railgun bullets have Transmute(Blood>Iron)+RepelSmall(Iron)+AttractSmall(Blood) which would turn enemies's blood into iron dust in ther veins and push it into the rest of their bloodstream(might be useful against dragons, if the bullet isn't destroyed upon impact). Of course might be switch to things other than iron, if they are deemed more damaging.
There was also an idea of a DestroyLarge(Blood) bullets.
Or possibly LargeRepel(Blood)wheninpresenceof(Blood) bullets that should fuck up any biological creatures by forcinh their blood away.
Or making bullets whose enhantments break upon impact, causing an explosion which I think is what happens when an enchantment breaks.
Or once we learn vys, LargeSlowAttract(Vys)+Contain(Vys) on a crystal for an autocharging vys battery.
Or if we can mimick something like the Rhynian Vys generator, whih I think is really just TransmuteLarge([runes for every kind of material in existence]>Vys)+AttractLarge(Vys)+Contain(Vys) and possibly an attract for every material as well.
Assuming Contain(Vys) is in fact how artifacts can store vys.
Also the winged dragon knight armor, but that is epilogue tier stuff.

For simple stuff, simple to make airships float or eternal fires, or eternal water fountains(but sadly it seems pure water isn't okay to drink, maybe adding random stuff to be created in small quantities as impurities could work?), and of course, eternal fountain of blood(which is okay to drink for hydration and some nutrients too).

>>41370292
Sustain doesn't replace permanency, that's why we need permanency if we want stuff that doesn't run out of juice.
And why a vys generator if we can just use permanency?

>>41370494
Because it's a huge waste of time. Even the Rhynians didn't use permanency on most of their stuff. They just set up the enchantments so that they worked when plugged into vys. Making even a handful of permanent artifacts would take way longer than just using sustain and having an apprentice or a vys generator fuel it.

Soma said he will run next tread after driving his imouto somewhere and gettin lunch.
I guess they don't have home made lunch together with the family in his family.

>>41371860
dont believe his lies

>>41371880
What gave you the impression that I did?

I can't remember, has anyone ever proposed a metal magic meditation that involves Mik manipulating his blood? Or maybe just extracting iron from his blood with it? If it's been brought up, did Soma say it might work or did he shoot it down?

>>41371944
Why would we want to do that?

>>41372016
In the event that we need to come up with some metal meditations and the codex is locked shut, it's a thing we could do.
Might give us some bonuses towards fucking with people's insides. Magic their organs into mush easier than if we use pure water magic for it. It'd probably be a whole hell of a lot harder for a water vatis to heal if he has chunks of iron extracted from his blood inside him messing things up.

>>41371944
>extracting iron from his blood with it

That reminds me of that one Magneto page, you know the one.

>>41372094
Or we could just do more useul stuff.
Learning how to manioulate metals as if they were liquid(like what we can do to stone with our gauntlet).
Turning our blood into metal and using that as a weapon.
Doing the armblades thing, extrapolating into knifeclaws, extrapolating intk changed metal limb structure(Raptor-like feet/legs for increased speed and better climbing, anyone? maybe even metal wings?)
Transmuting crystals into metal while keeping the crystalline structure.
We already know enough metal meditation methods to last us until we have to do a GM meditation.

tfw no omakes

hahahahahaha of course.

Soma is a cunt

>>41375068
Totally called it.

Expect it Thursday or Friday.

>>41375133
Of next week.

Soma is a liar and a drunk

We could have Soma for ourselves if we got rid of his sister...

Another delay and Soma writes playable smut between characters of our choosing.

>harpyquest is now delayed too
unbelievable

im out

Soma pls

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last for food pics

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>>41379436

At a movie 5 hours ago. Still no Omakes.

It's official, Soma is dead. This thread isn't though...

what time zone is soma in

It refuses to die.

please put this thread out of its misery

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allah akbar

I still wish we meditated on a laser

>>41386704
There are better things to meditate on first, but a laser could be cool later on.

One might worry that this thread will last until Soma runs today, but that would be a mistake, since it incorrectly assumes that Soma will run today, when if fact he is too busy/ too tired/ tied up in social obligations/ dead.

This thread is eternal.

bump

bump

>>41388830
>>41389655
bump your mom

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>>41389686
fug, you got me

upvoted

downvoted

I will not let this thread die

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>>41389874

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>>41384637
delet this

I think Soma got takbired

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>>41389883

BUMP LIMIT REACHED
RIP
I
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>>41390048
We have reached autosage. Rip thread

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>>41390065
>thread is dying
good night, sweet prince

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>>41390077

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>>41390113
allah akbar

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Where were you the day elves killed Soma

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>>41390167
snackbar

>18hrs since soma was at a movie
>no omake
>no thread
what fucking time zone is soma in? what does he do?

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>>41390216
c-calm down

Soma did nothing wrong

>>41390287
*Soma did nothing

Fixed.

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>>41390244
ok

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>>41390610

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>>41390755

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>>41390836
FUCK OFF ISIS

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>>41390854
no ALLAH AKBAR

>>41390219
his sister

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>>41390988
i apologize for oppressing you

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>>41391196

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>>41391248
as you should

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>>41389920
no

>>41391324
This a sfw board shitlord, I'm reporting your ass

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>>41391320
no u

>>41391349
ANNOUNCING REPORTS IS BANNABLE, I'LL REPORT YOUR ASS FOR THAT

>>41391375
Reported for reporting my report

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>>41391365
gas the fags

>>41391421
Reported for reporting my report of your report

>>41391516
Reported for reporting my report of your report of my report

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>>41391488
there is literally nothing wrong with being gay

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>>41391574
except for sucking dicks

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>>41391612
haven't well all tho

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>>41391632
I'm the purest