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it has been flushed out into the open

defenseless

the weed and the vine step forth to end this threat

but what do you do?

you cower in fear


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Wow.

Jessica's sent flying a few yards back and skids against the ground with a really painful grunt, rolling over a bunch of times before she finally ends up lying prone on the ground just inches away from the stream. If that was what Irene could do with that ice battier absorbing a lot of the force behind her punch, a direct hit must've been absolutely devastating.

"H..." As she pushes herself upright, Jessica sends a pillar of ice racing towards Irene. "How the hell are you still alive!?" she shouts.
"I got better," Irene says with a wild grin on her face as she sidesteps the oncoming attack and makes to close the distance between herself and her enemy.

But just before she's able to get within range to hit her again, Jessica gets back on her feet and surrounds herself with a wall of ice.

CRASH

...and Irene punches right through it with a pair of triangle-made gauntlet things on her hands.

I have to admit, they have some decent teamwork going on here.


>take the shot
>not just yet
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>>37870137
>not just yet
Irene's too close. Hi Arch!
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>>37870137
>not just yet
Gather up more light!
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>>37870137
>not just yet
If Archibald bitches, well then fuck him.
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>>37870137
>not just yet
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>>37870137
>not just yet
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>>37870137
>not just yet

>Wait for your chance
>Bring your arm down

How goes it, all?
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>>37870271
Good hoping we avoid the typical shitposters, edgelords and autists. Arch and the quest need no more problems than just us regular players.
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I'm ready fot the victory sex with this brand new OC right here.
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>>37870296
I think the samefag is probably gone for a while now, banned for shitposting and likely ban evasion.
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>>37870317
Depends on how tech savvy and dedicated he is. Here's hoping.

>>37870304
Nice shoop, glasses are a little crooked though.
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>>37870137
>not just yet
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>>37870335
MS paint takes millions of years to master my friend, that piece alone took several lifetimes to make, my friend.
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>>37870377
Like I said it's nice. Was just pointing out something that may help you later. Lord knows my paint skills are weaker than wet cardboard.
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>>37870137
So we wait until she thinks she got the upper hand and gloats then we ass whoop her?

Or should we ass whoop her early, make ourselves scarce, and let Irene kill the soften up version of Edith without the lovely qualities?
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>>37870485
we're supposed to be the killsat. When we hit we should end the fight. More time we have the more sun we collect, more we collect the bigger the laser.
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>>37870485
I say we wait for her to gloat, maybe make a "come at me bro" stance, then laser the bitch.
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>>37870485
We need a clean, open shot, and blasting into the middle of a team like those two without that is a bad idea.
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>>37870517
>>37870513
But think of how poorly she will fight when she is fried all over and in pain!
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>>37870137
>not just yet
Wait for Jessica to ice block or for Irene to leave Melee range. Also, is there really an upper limit to how much sun we can hold? Is it just a diminishing return thing that once we get to a certain point we won't hold much more?
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>>37870534
Problem is, we will not get an open shot. Irene will keep on engaging. If she lets up, she (Irene) will get iced.
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>>37870546
She ice typed, for all we know she can heal off ice. Rather one shot her ass with a orbital death laser.
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>writing
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>>37870638
d'aaaaawwwwwww
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>>37870638
Turtle has the worst taste in girls.

Obviously Steel King is better.
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>>37870691
The last time we trusted the engineer we ended up with a blueprint for the largest open pit excavator in the world.
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Ah peaceful threads, orbital death lasers, and impending /U/ what more can a quest goer ask for?
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>>37870796
In before Jessica is Cain.

Cain lives!
The power of peace!
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>>37870809
The /y/ character got rat swarmed.
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>>37870809
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>>37870638
is that turtle blushing?
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>>37870934
Nah it's a red eared slider with light red/orange coloring.
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>>37870809
Raquel, go back to your own quest
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>>37870953
yes was the answer i was looking for
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>>37871135
>Soon, Jessica is completely on the offensive
Shouldn't that be defensive?
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Irene rushes Jessica, effortlessly smashing through every ice obstacle she throws at her. Soon, Jessica is completely on the defensive and is gradually forced away from the river and towards the wall where the sealed sewer outlet is. After a while, they end up getting so far back that I end up having to adjust my own position by the transformer in order to stay out of sight.

A sniper isn't worth much when their position is open knowledge...


>[1/?]
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>>37871029
Who? The only worst girl I know is Mina.

Bitch be to clingy, ya feel?
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>>37871245
Relevance?


>>37871304
Guy was talking PGQ girls.
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>>37871271

I almost cheer when Irene forces Jessica so far back that she's trapped with her back to the wall. With nowhere else for her enemy to run, Irene draws her fist back... and suddenly leaps back just in time to avoid being impaled by a massive column of ice that shoots up from right where she was standing.

"You almost had me there..." Irene says, laughing nervously.

But Jessica keeps silent, not even bothering to respond to her taunt.


>[2/?]
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>>37871328
>[3/3]


CRACK

Suddenly, the pillar that Irene just dodged starts to topple over... but not towards IRene, it falls towards the wall where Jessica's trapped.

"Shit!" Irene shouts. "Archibald, watch out!"

Oh... oh shit. I completely forgot that he was hiding up there!


>try to help
>shoot at the jessica
>keep calm and gather sunlight
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>>37871402
run away
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>>37871402
>>shoot at the Jessica
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>>37871402
>keep calm and gather sunlight
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>>37871402
>>try to help
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>>37871402

[x] shoot at the jessica
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>>37871402
I have faith in dorito pope.

>keep calm and gather sunlight
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>>37871402
>keep calm and gather sunlight
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>>37871411
>>37871428
>>37871449
>>37871467

Really samefag?
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>>37871402
Predict the consenquences!

>Shoot the Jessica
>Archibold dies while we could have melted the ice column.

Irene is mad, hates our guts. Goes Minna on us.
Char is happy.

Jessica either escapes or is dead.

>Save Doritos
Plan fails. Jessica escapes. Possible injury to self or Irene or Char when she comes in to save you.
>Char is mad.
>Irene bonus points.
>Doritos may be less of a dick to us.
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>>37871402
>[x] Run
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>>37871402
>keep calm and gather sunlight
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>>37871411
>>37871428
>>37871449
>>37871467
>>37871490
god I can't wait for you to get banned again
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>>37871402
>shoot at the jessica
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>>37871402
>shoot at jessica
If there's anything we've learned about our enemy from last fight is that she's vain and sadistic. She would relish the chance to see someone die from her trap.
She'll be distracted, take the shot!
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>>37871494
What about Doritos being competent and actually use his triangles to stop the ice pillar?
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>>37871492
say tha tomy face faget
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>>37871516
>>37871520
So you goy wise and starting using two computers bravo!
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>>37871516
>>37871520
>these are real
I'll believe it when CC stops be casual
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>>37871471
>>37871472
What is the point in gathering more mega laser when we have the best opportunity to use it now?

Irene is far away.
Jessica is distracted.
She has no where to run. Has ice wall behind her.
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>>37871511
>Shit explanation!
>Shit vote!
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>>37871402
>>shoot at the jessica
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>>37871402
> upboating the run custom
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>>37871535
If we shoot her now, it won't be enough to kill her. We lost all the power build up from before.


But, you do have a point there.
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>>37871402
>>keep calm and gather sunlight
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>>37871402
Definitely run.
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>writing
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>>37871570
Even if we damage her, we will disable her enough that Irene and Doritos can go in for the kill.

There is no evidence she can in fact heal with ice. Even if she can, Irene can probably out damage her or buy us enough time to build up our Hymnos meter I mean sun meter.
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>>37871402
Run Away
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>>37871551
>votes for run are obvious samefag
>calling me the fag
ouch, that one stung. please no more
>>37871565
>get proven wrong
>believing screen posts people put on 4chan to prove they're right ever
time for bed kiddo, you've got school in the morning and you get cranky this late at night
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>>37871617
believe whatever makes you happy, would you honestly believe someone if they said they weren't from the qtg?
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I have a feeling we just chose VERY poorly. All the infighting will ruin poor CC
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>>37871658
How? waiting too long or shooting too early?
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>>37871658
or you could have faith in the trained branch user to defend himself
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>>37871658
I voted not to shoot yet because this is exactly like a puzzle setup in his other quest, PGQ. Where another character looks to be in danger, but acting too soon may put them in danger even worse.

Arch has used that twice now in PGQ, and once before here. I don't think Doritos is doing anything at the moment, so blocking a pillar should be in his league.
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>>37871658
>All the infighting will ruin poor CC
CC did that to herself
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>>37871706
>>37871658
Remember, they barely even wanted us participating. It's not like they're EXPECTING us to help them, they usually act as a team without us.

Now Mina, she was different. She expected us to help her because we were always a team up until that moment.
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>>37871719
>She expected us to help her because we were always a team up until that moment.
Except for the fact that Mina, CC, and Theresa have zero actual practice working together in a fight.
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>>37871783
They're friends. It was idiotic to race off and not help her. We had the perfect ability to save her.
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>>37871789
Gathering sunlight.
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>>37871783
Except for that time they worked as a team?

I like Tree of Life but it's silly to think they're expecting our help when they didn't even want us coming along in the first place.
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>>37871796
Based turtle.

We love you.
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>>37871796
Good things happen to those who wait and take it slowly.

Learned that one from a tortoise.
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My first impulse is to throw this light that I've collected right at that ice pillar and melt it before it can crush Archibald. My second is to take a shot at Jessica herself since she's still trapped against that wall and this is as good an opportunity as any.

But instead, I bide my time and wait.


>[1/?]
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How long until Char comes bursting out the sewer and saving the day
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>>37871896

Just as the pillar's about to fall on top of the ledge above the wall, a gigantic green hand swats it way like it was nothing. Though the impact of doing so causes it to shatter, it looks like the hand served its purpose in keeping Archibald from getting crushed.

Back on the ground, it looks like Jessica used the distraction that her attempt to get rid of Archibald in order to get herself into a better position. No longer with her back to the wall, she's free to maneuver as she sees fit...


>[2/?]
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>>37872028

He was saved by green lantern?
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>>37872067
nope, Dorito Hand
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>>37872075

I thought the doritos were orange. Though maybe that is just my mental image of them, since we call them doritos so much.
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>>37872115
Nope, Archie's doritos are moldy.
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>>37872115
they're green/greenish blue but shaped like doritos i think
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>>37872115
They're green triangles of varying size.
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>>37872226
>>37872129

But what flavor are they?

Cool ranch or that awful guacamole flavor they tried for a while?
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>>37872254
the worst flavor, cheddar and dill
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Hey I just want to say after dealing with some family bullshit that this is refreshing.

Thanks for running Arch I appreciate it.
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>>37872254
>>37872294
>Not doritos, but based Lime chips
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>>37872376
That shit don't look green to me.
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>>37872376
those are far too good for Doritos man
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>>37872376
You, my friend, have god tier tastes.
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>>37872028


"Hiding won't do that sneaky asshole any good, you know!" Jessica shouts as she barely evades a punch from Irene that probably would've took her head right off. "I can SEE his bodyheat!"
"Yeah, I kinda forgot about that," Irene replies, now on the defensive since that stunt Archibald pulled to save himself had the unfortunate consequence of causing Irene to lose her hand protection.

Irene leaps to the side as a ice stalagmite bursts from the ground, nearly stabbing her in the same place that Jessica got her last night. Jessica doesn't let up, sending a second one zooming right towards her heart while she's off-balance.

Just as it looks like it's about to hit its mark, Irene bends backwards and uses one hand as support while she-

CRUNCH

...bites the ice spike into tiny bits. I didn't even know her mouth could open that wide, it was like looking at a snake.


>[3/?]
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>>37872254
>>37872294
>>37872376
Great, now I have the munchies. Thanks a lot guys.
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>>37872424
Smoke less weed.
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>>37872427
I don't smoke, but I am on a diet. I want to eat Doritos now, but I CAN'T!
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>>37872400
>I didn't even know her mouth could open that wide, it was like looking at a snake.
You never had a chance, vore-waifu.
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>>37872424
for cheddar and dill chips? you need help bro
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>>37872448
Vore is one of those fetishes that should stay purely in fantasy.
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>>37872448
>>37872461
This.

Irene is perfect for other reasons.
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>>37872460
After eating raw carrots and celery as snacks for what feel like ages, even THAT would be good.
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>>37872493
When you crunch, just pretend they're Jessica's fingerbones.
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>>37872400
>[4/4]

"...the FUCK!?" Jessica shouts.

Horrified by her opponent's sudden display of... whatever the hell that was, Jessica staggers back while Irene rights herself.

"You didn't know?" Irene says, grinning like mad. "I'm 'that which devours...' Dragon's Tooth."

Irene lunges towards Jessica and grabs either of the girl's shoulders with her vicelike hands before drawing her head close and...

"NO!!" Jessica shrieks. In a flash, all the ground within several yards of her freezes over... along with Irene's hands. Irene grimaces in pain as Jessica breaks free of her grasp.

Oh god I saw a few of her fingers snap off.


>take the shop
>wait, archibald might have this covered
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You guys sure do like waiting for the perfect moment to strike when fighting. How often has that gotten you into trouble?
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>>37872519
>take the shop
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>>37872519
>>take the shop
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>>37872519

>take the shop
>shop
In before deletion.
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>>37872519
>take the shop
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>>37872519
>take the shop
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>>37872519
>take the shop

lol
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>>37872519
>take the shot
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>>37872519
>>take the shot
Ha ha time for orbital lasers
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>writing
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>>37872400
>...bites the ice spike into tiny bits. I didn't even know her mouth could open that wide, it was like looking at a snake.

Fuck Irene is the Halfman.
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Irene's hurt enough as it is, I'm not about to just stand here wasting time while something even worse than losing a bunch of fingers happens to her. Focusing the light around my eyes so that I can get a better view, I slowly raise my arms...

"Hahahahaha, how do you like that!?" Jessica taunts.
"Shit..." Irene growls as she glances at her hands.
"Don't worry, you won't have to worry about having to get used t-GUH"

Irene drives a frozen fist right into Jessica's face before she can even finish her taunt.


>[1/?]
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>>37872750
SOLAR BEAM!
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>>37872763
Moron! Ice is strong against Grass!
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>>37872794
So is Dragon, didn't stop Irene
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>>37872750


Any satisfaction I would have felt felt from seeing Jessica getting punched in the face is COMPLETELY overridden by the fact that Irene's entire hand just shattered in order to make that happen. Thanks to that, the impact is lessened enough to only send her staggering back and give her a second black eyes (to match the one I gave her last night), but Irene herself looks to have gotten even more damage from that attack.

"Eheh..." Irene lurches over, her right hand having been reduced to a heavily-bleeding stump, "...I bet you weren't expecting that, were you..."


>[2/?]
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Night turtle man it's late for me. Looking forward to the archive
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>>37872799
Irene stop not valuing your own safety. It's unsettling.
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>>37872904
Maybe she's got wolverine's healing factor.

You know, like the animal......
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>>37872799

"Y... you..." Jessica clutches her bleeding face with one hand while clenching the other into a fist.

I can feel the temperature dropping from here.

It's now or never, she's definitely going to kill Irene if I don't act right this second.

So I do.

Taking aim as best I can, I let loose all of the light that I'd collected in a concentrated beam.


>[3/?]
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>>37872938
awww yeaaaaaaaah
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>>37872938
Praise the Sun?
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>>37872938


Jessica forms a massive claw of ice around her arm and lunges towards the injured Irene... and then that claw is erased from existence.

My light rips through the entire length of the claw before it can connect with Irene, vaporising all of that stupid bitch's ice. And flesh. And bones. Her balance completely thrown off by the sudden absence of her entire limb, JEssica falls face-first onto the ground...

"...shit," I click my teeth.

I'm happy that I managed to keep Irene from getting skewered, but Jessica's -arm- was most definitely not what I was aiming for.


>[4/?]
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>>37872982
So was this the right time or the wrong time to strike?
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>>37872982
I have a feeling that the perfect shot would only come at the cost of Irene or dorito-boy
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>>37873000
Well, the icepick girl is less an arm, so I count it as success.
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>>37873000
We vaporized her arm and didn't hit Irene. I'd say it was pretty good for a sniper with no formal training.

Remember, always aim for the center of mass. Headshots are cool, but they don't get results nearly as often.
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>>37873008
That or we missed the opportunity and this is our consolation prize.
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>>37872982

I'm happy that I managed to keep Irene from getting skewered, but Jessica's -arm- was most definitely not what I was aiming for.

Writhing on the ground, Jessica clutches the charred stump that was once her arm while screaming obscenities. All I can do is laugh.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH, WHERE ARE YOU!?" Jessica shrieks. "I swear to God I'll kill you for this!!"

I thought you were gonna kill me for killing your boyfriend, you dumb slut.

Frantically, she darts her gaze all over the place while Irene catches her breath... can she not see me? I thought she had thermal-

OH.

The heat being given off by this power transformer must've covered up my own bodyheat. I guess this was a better hiding spot than I thought!


>[5/6]
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>>37873040
That's handy.

We might want to throw her off by blinding her and using heat decoys once this hiding place stops working. We don't know how her thermal-sense works, but hopefully if we fill a roughly human shaped area with light on the infrared side of the spectrum we can throw her aim off.
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>>37873021
Keep in mind this isn't like some video game where they can still function at peak performance at 1 hp. The loss of an arm reduces her threat.
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>>37873069
I assume its standard heat vision.
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>[6/6]

"That's IT!" Jessica screams. "I'll just kill ALL of you and be done with this!"

As Jessica throws her tantrum over her missing arm, several ice stalagmites sprout from the ground all around her and Irene. I guess she's charging up for some kind of super attack?

"I don't care WHERE you are, I'll just freeze the entire fucking ar-"
"No."

Having snuck behind Jessica while she was in hysterics, Irene wraps one arm around her neck while using the other to hold Jessica's remaining arm in place, then she slides one of her legs around JEssica's and sends both of them falling to their knees.

"You-" Jessica struggles to break free. "Let me GO!"
"No can do," Irene replies with a weary smile. "CECILE!" she shouts. "ONE MORE SHOT, I'VE GOT HER RIGHT HERE!"

...what!? Is she trying for a suicide attack!?


>...take the shot?
>I can't do that!
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>>37873127
>>...take the shot?
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>>37873127
>>...take the shot?
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>>37873127
>>...take the shot?
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>>37873127
>...take the shot?
She'll heal. She's fucked anyway if we don't.
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>>37873127
I'd just like to say that we know Irene has some sort of respawn, that Irene herself is willing to get hit and that the ice bitch will probably kill her and possibly others if we don't.
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I hope we're ready to be on Archi's shitlist forever for this.
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>>37873127
>>...take the shot?
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>>37873127
Can I vote for taking the shot without hesitation?

>>37873182
Because leaving a burn scar on his arm didn't do that.
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Irene... she's honestly telling me to kill her too in order to get rid of Jessica?

the vine offers itself in sacrifice

honor it and do what must be done

...shut up.

It makes me sick just considering it, but it is true that I have the best shot of getting rid of her before she can get away again or kill anyone else. And Irene's able to heal or something... right? I'm sure she'll just get right back up from this!

yes

now do it

end them both

SHUT UP!!


>[1/?]
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>>37873356
>>head down there... maybe irene'll be okay?
Rez pls
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>>37873356
>head down there... maybe irene'll be okay?
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>>37873356
>head down there... maybe irene'll be okay?
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>[2/2]

Irene's starting to struggle with Jessica... I'm pretty sure that she could've just crushed her outright if she was at 100 percent but she's injured and...

...I hate myself so much.

With my arms outstretched, I gather up as much sunlight as I possibly can before Irene's grip on Jessica is broken. This gets easier every time I do it.

"It'll be okay!" Irene shouts.
"What the fuck is wrong with you!?" Jessica chokes out as she struggles to free herself from Irene's grip. "YOu can't actually-"

With a heavy heart, I step out from my hiding place and take aim.

"THERE!?" Jessica shrieks. "You were THERE this entire time!?"
"Yup," Irene nods. "And now we both say goodbye."

Irene smile just makes it all the harder to do this... but I fire my shot anyways. The beam races from my hands and right into Jessica's midsection, burning all the way through... then it does the same to Irene.

As they fall lifelessly to the ground, my knees buckle from underneath me.


>head down there... maybe irene'll be okay?
>stay up here for now
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>>37873356
>>37873388
>>head down there... maybe irene'll be okay?
try not to freak out, not like we didn't see her die and come back already
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>>37873388
>Irene smile
Irene's
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>>37873388
>>head down there... maybe irene'll be okay?
Does CC by any chance grow senzu beans in her little flower bed?
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>>37873388
…That enemy had far too much plot armor. I’m so glad it is finally over,
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>>37873411
probably not, but I'd bet theres a Branch for something like that
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>>37873416
hey, we could've beaten her in our first fight if our last move wasn't a Guard
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>>37873416
When did she ever?
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>Doritos face when he sees what CC did to Jessica's arm
>Fuck, that could've been me. I got of easy.
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>>37873433
>he already thought we were a threat
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>>37873407
why you do this


>writing
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>>37873423
In story she survived far too much. She was hit several times strongly enough to be thrown around and was said to be of normal human endurance. And just stood up and continued fighting like nothing happened.

She even collapsed when Irene hit her the first time. But afterwards she mysteriously just fine. Either she has plot armor or she has superhuman abilities beyond ice powers.
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>>37873442
>but now he knows how badly his jumping the gun threatening Mina could've fucked him up
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>>37873450
She formed ice armor underneath her clothing to soak up a lot of the damage that would have otherwise killed her several times over.

>>37873423
This is true.
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>>37873450
or used Ice to freeze/close her wounds until she could heal
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>>37873459
>first thing he does once Irene is healed is monitor us for the rest of our life
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>>37873450
Believe it or not, people can get back up after being floored.

>or she has superhuman abilities beyond ice powers.
>TFW I recall that arch said that multiple personality disorder is one of the ways to get a second branch.
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>>37873472
I doubt Irene or Charlotte would let that fly
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>>37873466
>She formed ice armor underneath her clothing to soak up a lot of the damage that would have otherwise killed her several times over.
Wait, she was wearing clothes?
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>>37873488
>Wait, she was wearing clothes?
...when did arch ever say she wasn't?
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>>37873488
I think that's a safe assumption to make.
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>>37873476
He didn't say that. Someone asked him if that was a possibility and he denied it.

>>37873488
>immune to the cold
>doesn't get naked all the time
Some people never realize their true potential...
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>>37873443
>why you do this
Thewre Thewre, awrchelon, Thinwgs awre gonnwa be okawy.
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>>37873416
I have to agree

Moreso than usual
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"I... Irene...?" I call out, but my voice is far too weak to reach her.

If she's even alive.

After shaking my head a few times, I take off my glasses and wipe away the tears, then stand back up. She's gotta be alright... there's no way she would have volunteered to do that if she couldn't just get better like she did from that stabbing last night, right?

But the only way to find out is to see for myself.


>[1/?]
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So, why couldn't CC just laser one in half? Is this some new limitation?
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>>37873514
Yeah, surely the gal with the sense of self-preservation of a lemming isn't gonna have you kill her in a heroic sacrifice...
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>>37873521
Have you not watched DBZ?
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Do you not understand lasers?
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I was totally going to use this picture before remembering a similar bit from G Gundam.
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>>37873521
Lasers are heat beams.
They work by melting, boiling, and evaporating what they come in contact with.
Yes, they can be used to cut things, by boiling away the middle piece of what they want to cut.
There will be horrible molten slag and jagged edges around whatever they cut.
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>>37873538
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>>37873559
>the FDends see that gif
>everyone cringes
>except one person
>"Nice! I'll try that the next time we're imprisoned!"
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>>37873514

With a heavy heart, I make my way away from my hiding spot by the transformer... across the stream... and into the brush and melting ice where they fell.

And then that smell hits me.

My first instinct is to breathe out of my mouth instead, but then I can feel it in my MOUTH... aagh. I try to pull up the collar of my shirt over my mouth but this is a dress with a low neckline and cleavage so I can;t even do that.

In the end, I'm stuck suffering through the smell of burning flesh. Again.

But I deserve it for what I did to Irene.


>[2/?]
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>>37873556
>>37873559
She could just
Not use full power
Then it wouldn't cut through both of them.
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>>37873559
that hurts my brain
Totally Spies: Good writing, bad at Physics
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>>37873582
I liked the show and all, but I definitely wouldn't call its writing "good."
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>>37873559
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>>37873575
The self pity knows no bounds
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>>37873577
that's still not how lasers work, you can't just stop it or turn down the power. once the beam starts it can't be used like how you're describing
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I hope you guys are happy now.

I know this won't hurt Irene any, but it was still wasteful and kinda stupid.
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>>37873584
I'm using the word "good" very loosely, that and the nostalgia filter from my childhood
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>>37873575
>through a series of misunderstandings, CC ends up overlord of the world and keeps burning her enemies in giant holocausts
>the smell is her punishment

>>37873582
>>37873584
Yeah, I would have forgotten that show if not for the facts that it was fun and that /co/ goes nuts over it because fetishes.

Gerry is one cool mofo though.
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>>37873584
Who was best girl?
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>>37873605
Sam.
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>>37873575
>Not being incapable of smell.

Fucking plebs.
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>>37873605
>choosing anyone but Sam
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>>37873584
Best episodes was whenever Jerry proved he was the biggest badass of them all.
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>>37873610
Good man.
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>>37873593
>that's still not how lasers work,
>you can't ... turn down the power

Holy shit, you just invented infinite energy!
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>>37873575
>>37873591
>>37873603
I'm not sure why she's complaining, it just smells like pork.
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>>37873623
From all that experience with cooked human flesh, right?

I'm onto you, Hannibal.
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>>37873623
>Implying pork wont just smell like charred human flesh to her now
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>>37873605
normally I'm all for tan chicks, but that red head...damn
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>>37873623
I don't get the problem either, she already introduced human meat in her diet.
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WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?
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>[3/3]


"Oh God..." I cover my mouth when I actually SEE the bodies up close. Jessica's face is contorted in the most horrible expression, and her chest... everything from just below her breasts to just above her pelvis is just GONE.

"Irene?" I call out.

No answer.

"......" I hold my breath and kick Jessica's corpse aside, revealing Irene's... dead body. She's dead. Not moving.

I killed her.

She was nothing but nice to me and I burned a hole right through her torso.


>try and see if I can shake her awake
>fall to my knees and cry
>[OTHER]
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>>37873660
>>[OTHER]
call for Doritos man
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>>37873660
>try and see if I can shake her awake
>fall to my knees and cry
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>>37873660
Wow CC, first you leave your best friend to die and now you KILL one of your other friends? I don't see what Char sees in you,,,
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>>37873660
>>fall to my knees and cry
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>>37873660
>try and see if I can shake her awake
>fall to my knees and cry
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>>37873670
Shut up, Over Shine!
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>>37873660
>>fall to my knees and cry
>>[OTHER]
call for Archibald and Charlotte
>>37873670
Overshine, get off the computer
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>>37873670
Truth be told, neither do I.
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So in my quest to discover what human flesh smells and tastes like, I discover that placentophagy is a thing.

why

>>37873660
Brings out our harmonica and plays a funeral march.

But seriously:
>>37873666

>>37873670
Char fucking loves killers that are on her side.
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>>37873660
>>try and see if I can shake her awake
>>fall to my knees and cry
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>>37873660
>>try and see if I can shake her awake
>>fall to my knees and cry
>>[OTHER]
Do both at the same time.
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>>37873660
>REMOVE your doubts, your fear, your sorrow and your pain. There is only victory, and victory sex.
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>>37873666
Yeah this. If not then I vote against crying.
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>writing
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>>37873593
Not him, but you can easily change the applied power of a laser, especially if you change the spread of the beam on the affected area.

C.C. is kind of dumb and probably doesn't know how, though.
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>>37873741
CC is inexperienced, though I vote for practicing a lot after we make amends with our friends.
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>>37873753
>after we make amends with our friends

HA
AH HA
HAHAHAHAHAHA

And I vote as our first power, we give pigs laserwings so they can fly!
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>>37873683
Because placentas are rich in nutrients.
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>>37873753
For all these talks about making amends, we don't see many propositions on how to do so.

I doubt that they'll be very receptive to cakes.
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>>37873769
Maybe if we spin in circles fast enough, we can go back in time and convince ourselves that abandoning them was a stupid mistake.
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I want to cry. I want to fall to my knees and cry forever.

...but I can't. Not yet.

"Archibald!" I shout as loud as I can. "Archibald!!!"

BAM

The next thing I know, I'm on the ground.


>[1/?]
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>>37873753
While I would also love to go down that route, /tg/ is more likely going to have CC give a token attempt at amends, fail, and then go all min/max into laser powers.
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>>37873780
We have light powers.
Lightspeed lets you time travel, scifi taught us that.
We can do it!

>>37873781
>I want to cry. I want to fall to my knees and cry forever.
Funnily enough with the way this was formatted I thought it was archelon talking for a second.
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>>37873781
Is it ice bitch or dorito bitch? Both are likely.
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>>37873805
Dorito, I hope he gives us a black fucking eye.

Also I can't be the only one that feels like Irene was going to die there no matter what we did. All roads led to her dying. Probably to show off her respawning powers.
I know it doesn't matter much, but that's irritating. Really.
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>>37873833
She survived being pierced before, she could survive this as well.
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>>37873838
Hint: She didn't survive
Another took her place
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>>37873838
She "survived".

I'm not entirely sure this isn't some reincarnation trick.
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>>37873838
>>37873840
Nah, see, she was just fakin it is all. She was only pretendin.
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>>37873850
Shut up, Dorito-chan. You don't know shit.
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>>37873833
>Also I can't be the only one that feels like Irene was going to die there no matter what we did. All roads led to her dying.
My initial plans for this didn't involve Irene dying at all, and the entire scenario was different. Your actions and my plans differed, and naturally the former won out.
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>>37873850
>and years are running down his face.

Oh shit he's rejuvenating!

Also BAD END
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>>37873850
Dynamic entry Charlotte
Dynamic funeral Archibald
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"Wha..." I raise my hand to my face to adjust my glasses and feel a welt on my cheek. "What happened?"

Suddenly, I find myself being lifted into the air. I look down and see... green.

"Archibald?" I call out, scanning my limited field of vision until I spot him. and tears are running down his face.
"You EVIL piece of shit!" Archibald screams. "You killed her!"

Whatever the hell he made that's holding me up starts to squeeze around me.

"I-" I choke out. "I thought she'd- I mean, she told me to-"
"THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!" he screams.


>[2/?]
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>>37873857

At the end of today's thread, please tell us how it was supposed to play out, because this felt really railroaded starting at about the point we hesitated the first time.

Please, I really want to put that feeling to rest.
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>>37873857

So shes dead, dead? Damn it /tg/ you let 2ed best girl die.
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>>37873862
So /fdq/ are we really an "EVIL piece of shit"?
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>>37873878
nope, and nothing you say will convince me otherwise
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>>37873878
No, but I did think Irene would survive this.
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>>37873878
My original response was gonna be in defense of CC but then I thought about it and, our actions kinda are.
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>>37873862
>"THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!" he screams.
pretty sure it does Dorito dude
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>>37873895
Not really. We enabled her suicide.
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>"THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!"
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>>37873889
Okay, please tell me

How the fuck did you think she would survive this starting at her losing her hand?
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>[3/3]

"Again..." Archibald chokes back tears. "She can't seriously be okay with constantly..."

Taking off his glasses, Archibald places a hand over his eyes and takes a deep breath.

"I swear..." he growls, "...you'd better give me ONE good reason why I sh-KKH"

A clawed hand in a fingerless laced glove lifts Archibald in the air by his neck, and I suddenly find myself falling a few inches to the ground.

"I knew I shouldn't have left you her with these people," Charlotte says, glancing back at me. "Are you okay?"


>how do I respond?
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>>37873902
Say a bank gets robber and a guard stops the robber but with collateral damage. In the eyes of the law the robber is responsible for the damage caused by the guard.

And did he miss the part where the options where, kill them both or let ice bitch kill milkgirl?
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>>37873909
She got patched up just fine from being stabbed through her torso with a massive spike. I don't see why whatever healed that couldn't heal an arm.
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>>37873916
>>how do I respond?
Please don't kill him
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>>37873902
Her suicide was complete when she tried to wrestle the ice bitch.
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>>37873916
>I'm fine, but that doesn't matter now. Is there anything we can do for Irene, Archibald?
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>>37873916
"About as okay as I can be after killing two people, I-I didn't want to hurt Irene. She told me to do it, and she was fine after getting stabbed yesterday I thought she'd be okay tomorrow. Please don't hurt him Charlotte"
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>>37873916
>"Yeah."

>>37873922
Out of fuel?

Personally I think its the kind of situation where she goes through hell in the process of getting better and that is what Doritos is mad about.
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>>37873922
No she did not get patched up.

notice that Dorito man carried her out in a dorito coffin?

Remember how she said "Oh I couldn't recover from that, that was fatal" the morning after we talked to her?
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>>37873916
I am fine.
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>>37873916
>"She can't seriously be okay with constantly..."
Guys, She'll be fine.

The word that is going to finish this sentence is dying. We did nothing wrong, Doritos guy is just mad because he's such a downer.
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>>37873916
>She can't seriously be okay with constantly..
I am now.
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>>37873937
>suicide

This doesn't fit the definition of suicide. Sacrifice would be a better word.
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>>37873916
>I'm fine, don't hurt him.
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>>37873916
Explain to the Charlotte what happened. Maybe hold off on asking her to put the Doritos down til it's behaving in a more helpful manner
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>>37873916
This is when we remove doritos isn't it

Remove them doritos
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>>37873916
Sooo... about that victory sex?
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>>37873986
Not really suitable after killing Irene.
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Off with his head.
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>>37873916
>>how do I respond?
She's still ok right? right?
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>>37873986
Okay but as long as we don't have it with worst girl.
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>writing
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>>37873966
In this case, yes.
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>>37873989
Its literally THE best way to handle stress.

And I am not misusing literally to mean figuratively.

Figuratively fuck everyone who does that.
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"Yeah, I'm fine," I nod.
"Thank goodness," Charlotte breathes a sigh of relief. "Now just let me take care of this thing right here and then we can be on our-"
"Wait!" I call out just as a circle of triangle swords materializes around her. "Don't kill him!"
"...and why the hell shouldn't I?" she asks. "He was just about to do the same to you."

Ignoring the swords, I run towards the two of them and pull on Charlotte's arm.

"Please," I beg. "He's mad because I..." I take a deep breath. "Irene held that woman in place and told me to take the shot so I did. And killed both of them in the process."
"...what?" Charlotte gasps, dropping Archibald at the same time. He falls to the ground and starts coughing loudly while clutching his own throat where Charlotte was choking him.


>[1/?]
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>>37874011
Cecile kills: 3
Over-chan kills: 0

Over-chan laggin' behind.

Who would win in a fight, Doritos or Charlotte?
Obviously if we blind Doritos, he won't be able to target anything, and Charlotte could simply Rat him to death, so a co-op win is possible.
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>>37874030
Doritos would win if they fought in an open area and Charlotte didn't have anything to swarm him with. Other than that I think Charlotte could take him solo.
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>>37874011

I point at the two corpses which are lying not too far where we're standing.

"Look," I say. "I killed both of them."
".........oh," Charlotte gasps. "That girl, she..."
"Yeah," I nod. "I didn't want to do it but Irene was holding her in place and I couldn't think of any other way that wouldn't-"
"It's okay," Charlotte rests a hand on my shoulder. "I understand."


>[2/?]
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>>37874049
Our next challenge is gonna be a teamup of Joshua, Archibald and the Other Blonde ToL Guy.
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>>37874049
Not to forget the "She explicitly asked me to do it this way, instead of just attacking the weakened girl again."
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>>37874069
The painshare guy?
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>>37874030
Probably Charlotte. Charlotte can track him from a lot further away so she's better able to control the terms of the engagement and get the drop on him. And the physical enhancements give her an edge.

Though in a lot of situations they'd end up at an impasse, if Doritos bunkers up it could be pretty much impossible to break through with the animals at hand.
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>>37874030
Everything we've seen about Doritos power puts him in the shit tier. Whether that his fault or his powers fault is yet to be seen.

He can't spawn his triangles inside of things, they require momentum for them to work. Which means every triangle he spawns has a wind-up time as they start out static and have to slowly gain momentum in order to be of any use, no matter how sharp they are.

No other "Good" power we've seen has a start-up time like that. All of them just instantly work on the element they're in control over. Icebitch could just manifest ice, We can use lasers and manipulate light almost instantly, Mina has her almost-instant spawn armor, Theresa disappears at a moment's notice, Irene has that weird bone thing she can do, Charlotte controls anything and everything and always has super strength, Leo's shadow was instant-spawn and instant-use, Luiza was instant werewolf, That other guy with luck powers was always lucky, I don't even remember what the other guy did, I think it was promise breaking?

So in terms of power, Doritos is roughly below Luiza and really only above the guy who controlled people who broke promises.

That's fucking shit tier. That's barely faceless foot clan soldier level of worthless vs expendable.

If he could do it any other way, he sure hasn't demonstrated it when he needed to the most.
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"Understand?" Archibald mumbles as he rises to his feet. "You don't understand a damned thing."
"You can inform her next of kin that we'll be willing to pay for all of the funeral expenses," Charlotte says, turning to him.

Archibald stares at her like she just punched him in the face.

"You'll 'pay for the funeral expenses?'" Archibald shouts. "How the hell do you think that'll make up for the pain that you put Irene through!? Do you have ANY idea how much she suffers on a daily basis!?"
"I'm -trying- to be understanding here," Charlotte replies. "But if you honestly want to fight..."

Charlotte pushes me aside, then takes a fighting stance... is she seriously about to-

CRASH

All three of us dart our gaze towards the sewer opening... just as it breaks through with the sound of shattering glass.


>[3/?]
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>>37874106
>>37874115

Bitch was hiding in her Ice Wall all along? We only fought an ice clone?
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>just as it breaks through with the sound of shattering glass.

Fuck.
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>>37874115
oh ffs
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>>37874115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKtsdZs9LJo
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I find this turn of events pleasing.
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>>37874115
Okay, seriously.

This has been by far the most dreary and slow villain arc we've had. I can't think of a less interesting villain than Jessica, especially when she gets all these free lives and second chances.

If she's alive after that, then we're dangerously close to being in a One-Piece story arc.
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>>37874122
>>37874123
>>37874131
>implying her plot armor is that thick
It's just a flood of backed up water coming to wash us away.
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>>37874115
>[4/4]

All three of us dart our gaze towards the sewer opening... just as it breaks through with the sound of shattering glass.

"Cecile, get behind me," Charlotte shouts as she holds her arm out. "If this is-"
"Wha?" I gasp.

Through the broken ice steps... Irene!? Just to make sure I'm seeing this right, I turn back to where the dead bodies were lying and... yeah, both of them are still there.

"Irene!?" I shout, backing away from the approaching girl who I just killed. "H- how the hell-"
"Who are you?" Charlotte calls out, readying her claws. "If this is some kind of trick..."
"Huh?" Irene stops a few yards away from us. "...shit, you're already..." she sighs. "Dammit Archibald, why the hell didn't you explain things!?"
"B- but you-" Archibald stammers. "You didn't say anything about already having a backup!"

...I feel really lightheaded all of a sudden.


>how do I react?
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>>37874161
Oh okay.

>act all surprised because CC is a cute dummy that can't read context.
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>>37874161
Faint.
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>>37874161
Hug Irene and cry
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>>37874161
>*pass the fuck out*
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>>37874161
Give in to the lightheadedness.
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>>how do I react?
Ask someone what the fuck is going on.
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>>37874161
Oh oh,
Change >>37874167
to
>>37874173
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>>37874161
>Hug time . Then ask her what the fuck happenes
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>>37874161
I'm sorry the CC you have dialed can not be connected at this time. Please hang up and try again after someone explains where this emotional train wreck is supposed to be crashing god dammit
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>>37874161
Punch triangles in the face, threatening us for killing her when she can come back that quick is an arsehole move.
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>>37874161
Wha-?! How? and this >>37874173
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>>37874161
Revert to native language "omg wtf?!"
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>>37874161
>"Did you eat your own death?"
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>>37874161
Hug Irene
say sorry
Hug Charlotte
say sorry
Tell Triangle Tamer that he can go fuck a car engine.
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>writing
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Hey, Irene is kind of a shit leader, dropping fights on inexperienced civilians without any sort of training or procedure and hiding her plans from her partners.
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By the way, points to Irene for Kool-aid manning right through that ice wall. Pretty cool
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>>37874252
She was testing us.

We failed and I'm perfectly okay with that.
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>>37874267
Shouldn't Charlotte have seen her on the other side of the wall?
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>>37874268
What was the test then?

"Disobey orders from people with much more experience than you in fighting psychos?"

Also what would happen if she hadn't died back then? Two Irenes?

Was Irene route harem route all along?
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>>37874307
>I dash towards Charlotte
DELETE in 3... 2... 1...
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>>37874294
The test was whether we could be more help in a fight than a well-trained sniper.
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>>37874307
Man how awkward would that have been if Archibald had killed CC and Charlotte had killed Archibald before Irene #142 came out.
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"S..." my eyes start to well up with tears, "...so that's really..."
"Yup," Irene pats her chest. "It's me."

Without thinking, I dash towards Irene and hug her as tightly as I can.

"I'm so so so so so so so so so so sorry!" I sob. "If I was a better shot then I could've gotten her without you having to..."
"Eh, it's okay," Irene laughs. "...but you better let me go before your girlfriend gets pissed enough to decide to kill me all over again."
"Ha ha," Charlotte glares at her.

And then she glances at Archibald.

"You threatened Cecile for killing her," Charlotte says, "while knowing full well that she'd do... whatever the hell she did?"

...yeah, he did!


>[1/?]
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>>37874326
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>>37874334
>...yeah, he did!
Fuck him! Figuratively!
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>>37874334
So Irene is Jesus? Except three minutes instead of days?
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>>37874351
The way Archibald worded it strongly implies that her Branch allows her to create body doubles.
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>>37874351
Rule 63 Jesus with giant knockers, super strength, and the ability to bite damn near anything.
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>>37874367
And Green hair!
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>>37874367
And we chose Charlotte.

Clearly this is hell
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>>37874326
>I was dead for FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!
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>>37874367
So Rule 63 of pic related?
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>>37874334
>[2/2]


"Th... that's not the point!" Archibald shouts. "Just because it's not permanent, that doesn't mean that she still doesn't suffer the pain of an agonizing death! Last night and just now, she was in so much-"
"Dammit, Archibald..." Irene sighs, "you really need to let that stuff go. Yeah it hurts every time I bite it but I don't let that stuff bug me at all. Plus, I TOLD her to shoot me in the first place."
"So all of your blubbering was completely pointless?" Charlotte asks.
"I just said-" he stops himself and shakes his head. "...-someone's- got to value her safety even if she doesn't do it herself."

I feel kind of bad for him but I still want to punch him in his stupid face for what he did.


>ask her how the hell she's still alive
>that doesn't matter
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>>37874367
we need to see her abs first, everyone knows Jesus had the best abs in history. if she got the abs then she's our savior
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>>37874394
>I'm just glad you're still alive.
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>>37874394
>that doesn't matter

Break down crying anyway.
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>>37874394
>>ask her how the hell she's still alive
Is you a lich?
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>>37874400
Bro did you check out the abs on Genghis Khan?

You could break Samarkand on them abs.
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>>37874394
>ask her how the hell she's still alive
>punch him in the face
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>>37874394
>>ask her how the hell she's still alive
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>>37874394
>ask her how the hell she's still alive
Fucking tell us things instead of assuming we know everything, Irene.
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>>37874394
>ask her how the hell she's still alive
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>>37874412
Seconding.
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>>37874394
>ask her how the hell she's still alive
We could have shot her in the face and saved her a whole lot of suffering if we'd known she had body doubles instead of superhealing.
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>>37874439
>>37874429
>>37874419
>>37874405
That obvious samefag. Report, hide, move along.
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>>37874443
Clearly we need more dakka.
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>>37874411
maybe Genghis Khan was Jesus in his "Dark" years
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>>37874451
Next time don't even comment.
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>>37874454
Hmm...
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>writing
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"...how the hell are you still alive, anyways?" I ask.
"Yes," Charlotte joins in, "I'd like to know about that myself."
"Eheh..." Irene laughs nervously. "I guess I do owe you an explanation now, huh."
"Yes, you do," she replies.

Irene reaches into her mouth and grabs onto one of her teeth...

"Oh God!" I shout, wincing as she rips it out entirely.
"...the hell?" Charlotte grimaces.

After licking the residual blood from her newly liberated tooth, Irene tosses it to me. I have no idea why the hell I catch it instead of letting it fall to the ground.


>[1/?]
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>>37874502
Is Mina the only girl in this damn quest who isn't completely creepy?
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>>37874502
Her teeth are her Milkgirl seed.
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>>37874502
*facepalm*
of course.
dragon's teeth. Jason and the Argonauts i believe?
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>>37874502
Does that mean EVERY girl could waifu Irene?
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>>37874515
>Implying Mina isn't creepy.
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>>37874502
So she's a myrmidon.
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>>37874518
We could have had one in a pot in our room.
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>>37874537
Okay, but can we talk about lesbian sex? Like, with Charlotte.
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>>37874527
How is she creepy?
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>>37874537
Based janitor doing work.
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>>37874546
so long as its lesbian sex relevant to the thread, go for it. In fact I'd encourage it
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>>37874502

"Aagh..." I try to keep from vomiting as I look at the... tooth that IRene just TORE FROM HER FREAKING MOUTH. "...why did you just..."
"Dragon's Tooth," Irene replies. "Plant it in the ground and a new 'me' grows in about a day. Hang onto that just in case you need it."
"...so that's your Branch's secondary ability?" Charlotte asks. "It's not just 'eating everything?'"
"Nah," she shakes her head. "That's my Full Bloom."
"So you really did die?" I ask, still staring at the tooth in my hand. "I killed that Irene and you're a new one?"
"Nah," Irene shakes her head. "It's all me," she says, patting her chest in a way that I can't help but appreciate. "Think of it as like a hivemind thing?" she shrugs. "I've got one mind that's split among a bunch of different bodies. And if I need more, I rip out a tooth and plant it in the ground and get an entirely new me."
"That's awfully convenient," Charlotte says.

>[2/?]
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>>37874550
I didn't really like her rinmaru portrait, but this one is great.
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>>37874550
She's the creepy paster, or something.
she said it herself.
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>>37874556
Branch powers imba, nerf pls
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>>37874562
both her and teresa, its how they found the website for the book. searching for creepy pasta
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>>37874556
God damn it, we could have had group sex.
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>>37874556
But couldn't she form a whole army of Irenes then? Why does she even need partners?

Is Song of Unison happening at the same time as the main FDQ events?
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>>37874566
The Tree is a horrible dev
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>>37874556
>Full Bloom
getting the feeling that's like lvl2 Geass powers. have a branch long enough and boom new power
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>>37874575
Its before.
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>>37874556
Q. Does that technically mean that most of your bodies are underage?
Q. Does the clone grow naked and with your current body shape?
Q. Can I have another tooth please? It might be worth planting two of you at once, e.g. if the first fails for any reason.
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>>37874556
Gangbang with 3 Irenes when ?

Suggest a threesome for starts
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Her sister is her alt personality in a hijacked body isn't it?
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>>37874598
As well as Charlotte will receive that suggestion
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>>37874602
Pretty unlikely but if you're going with that theory she'd probably be the alternate personality since she uses the other name for some of the branches.
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>>37874556
>[3/3]

"So yeah," Irene says as she walks over to the bodies, "I died last night too but Archibald here planted a tooth outside the church and that body there," she points at the instance of herself that I killed, "sprouted from that."
"...huh," I nod.
"You walked in on me just as I was getting done washing the dirt from my hair," she laughs.

...yeah. That.

"Well now that that mystery is solved and another of your problems has been solved thanks to Cecile," Charlotte says as she drapes an arm around my shoulders, "Cecile's free to go home now so this is where we part ways. I trust that your people can handle the cleanup for... -this-," she points at the bodies.


>bid them farewell and leave
>wait, I wanted to ask her _______ first
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>>37874632
>thank Irene for her help
>tell Archibald we hope we never see his ugly face again
>bid them farewell and leave
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>>37874632
>>wait, I wanted to ask her _______ first
one last hug, and the promise that next time we help it doesn't involve killing someone we actually like and doesn't want us dead
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>>37874632
>wait, I wanted to ask her _______ first
Let's say I wanted to get a second Irene tooth for any reason, how would I go about getting one?

Also Charlotte, which is closer - my house, your house, or Gabby's hideout?
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>>37874632
>bid them farewell and leave
"This was fun, and disturbing, but fun"
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>>37874632
>Tell Archibald to climb down out of his own ass
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>>37874632
We should call Alison.
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I get the feeling that Irene is as much to blame as Archibald. We were one misunderstanding away from being killed.
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>>37874632
>bid them farewell and leave

The sooner we get away from Doritofag the better.
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>>37874632
>bid them farewell and leave
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>>37874683
yeah
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And that's it for tonight's thread. Hooray for finally getting through that fight.

I might be running Princess Guard on Friday night, but I'm not sure. I don't have much motivation at the moment.


But I will take questions for a bit.
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>>37874727
How would Irene had reacted to >>37874326
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>>37874727
Thanks for the thread, shitposting session to be dieing down as well.
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>>37874727
Thanks for running Arch. I had fun this session.
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>>37874727
>My initial plans for this didn't involve Irene dying at all, and the entire scenario was different. Your actions and my plans differed, and naturally the former won out.
please explain to me how things would've been any different if we hadn't taken the shot. cause all I can see is if we missed the opportunity to end it Jessica would've frozen the already bleeding out Irene, escaped her grasp by shattering/breaking her, and retaliated all the harder now that she knew CC was there and Irene would still have died and Dorito would still be a douche that I could honestly see trying to kill CC for wasting the shot and getting Irene killed.
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>>37874727
Thanks for running!
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>>37874727
So if Irene is a Legion, can she multitask? Like build a house by herself with her clone army?
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>>37874727
How long does it take for Irene's teeth to regrow after she rips one out, if they do at all?
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>>37874757
>How would Irene had reacted to >>37874326
Really poorly? I think it's kind of obvious.

>>37874589
>Q. Does that technically mean that most of your bodies are underage?
In terms of maturity, a planted body starts out at the same age that she pulled the tooth at.

>Q. Does the clone grow naked and with your current body shape?
Her bodies grow wearing whatever clothes that she was wearing at the time of the tooth being pulled. It's a "my mental image of myself" thing. Contents of pockets aren't included, though.

>>37874580
>>Full Bloom
>getting the feeling that's like lvl2 Geass powers. have a branch long enough and boom new power
That's how it works with all but the Elemental Branch types.

>>37874783
>please explain to me how things would've been any different if we hadn't taken the shot. cause all I can see is if we missed the opportunity to end it Jessica would've frozen the already bleeding out Irene, escaped her grasp by shattering/breaking her, and retaliated all the harder now that she knew CC was there and Irene would still have died and Dorito would still be a douche that I could honestly see trying to kill CC for wasting the shot and getting Irene killed.
Had you not taken the shot when you did, Irene would have drawn out the fight long enough for Archibald to rejoin the fight, as well as Charlotte. Her "business outing" a few threads back was in order to go to the zoo and mimic one of those frog species that's able to survive being frozen solid without dying. Obviously, this is now completely irrelevant.

Had you taken the first shot but not the second, Cecile would have been drawn into the standard-type crash/strike/guard fight with additional support from Archibald and Charlotte. Archibald wouldn't have had any more of a grudge against Cecile than he already did since his primary concern is to keep Irene from having to suffer through the pain of death any more than she already had.


>continued...
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>>37874852
>Archibald wouldn't have had any more of a grudge against Cecile than he already did
well Archie is gonna have to just suck it up cause life sucks, get a fuckin helmet
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>>37874556
Feels great to have guessed it man.
Anyone know what the reference of 4th level reader is from?
Is it Index?
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>>37874841
>So if Irene is a Legion, can she multitask? Like build a house by herself with her clone army?
Yeah, she's capable of multitasking in that way. There's no actual limit to how many bodies she can maintain at any given time since the brains of each body work in tandem with each other. The main issue is that they all need to be fed, clothed, and given all the other human necessities.

>>37874848
>How long does it take for Irene's teeth to regrow after she rips one out, if they do at all?
It takes about a day for her teeth to regrow.


And now I finally go to sleep. Thanks for playing!
For further questioning:
http://ask.fm/Maou_Zenigame
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log(6.916*10^9)/log32 = 6.53745814459

There can be more Irenes than the current human population in a week.

OP pls nerf.

There can be enough best girl for everyone.
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>>37875043
You need to feed them.
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>>37875053
That's easy.
We'll feed them more Irenes.
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>>37875053
She can kill the ugly ones and take their place.
How would making all women identical clones of each other affect the gene pool? Would the unavoidable incest kill all genetic diversity?
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>>37875090
But she won't, cause she's a nice girl.
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>>37875103
That still doesn't mean we can't discuss the hypothetical situation.
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Our own Branch voice wants to burn everyone down.

Imagine how weird the voice of someone who eats everything and has a hivemind of clone is.
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>>37875113
It will be a terrible world with no more DFC.
And not everyone is into Scandinavians.
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>>37875123
When was it stated Irene was Scandinavian?
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>>37875123
What about green-haired girls?
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>>37875133
archelon !!hfLsaVJrWbQ 08/20/14(Wed)00:24:01 No.34264446

>>34264362
>You bet your ass they are Branch holders outside the US.
Luiza's from Brazil and Irene's from Denmark. It's definitely not an America-onry thing.
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>>37875155
Cool, Denmark is a chill place.
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>>37874852
>In terms of maturity, a planted body starts out at the same age that she pulled the tooth at.
So… Take out as many teeth as possible while she is still young and store them. Bam, she can easily become thousands of years old.

If there is no need for the Irenes to stay close together she is pretty much as close to immortal as it gets. (outside of targeted diseases or something futuristic like that)

Add to that that can have a full army of absolutely loyal soldiers with superhuman physical abilities, superhuman cooperation and with all having the training of all of the soldiers together… Irene could take over the world easily if she ever feels like it.
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>>37875170
Except all the other Branch holders would be coming after her ass.
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>>37875155
Now I have to completely change how I pronounce her name.
ee-reh-neh
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>>37875190
I wouldn't be surprised if it was a codename in the first place.
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>>37875169
They made LEGOs and shit.
Automatically Top Tier Status.
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>>37875170
Arch wouldn't reveal Irene's age on ask.fm but said she seems Cecile's age, so I guess we can assume she's pretty old and kept young with her branch.
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>>37875170
>thousands of years old.
More like, she can probably outlive earth if she does it right. The math is too hard for me, but even if she just stores a set teeth once when she still has 50 years to live, that would be 1600 years. And that is if she never ever pulls out her teeth again.

>>37875188
Outside of mental powers or something like that which targets the whole hive I don’t think they could kill her faster than she can regenerate.

Also, she could take over the world without any violence simply by having enough people working together.
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>>37875212
World would stop having soil to sow teeth in one day.
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>>37875211
Her sister (?) is still alive. Unless that one is immortal as well it limits how old Irene can be.

Didn’t Irene say something like she got the short end of the super-power stick when we first met her? If this is a bad power, what are good powers?
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>>37875244
I think it's other people who don't know any better who think she's got a shit power.


Man, imagine how /tg/ would be abusing this if we were the one who received that power.
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>>37875043
>>37875053
>>37875212
Guys, it's obvious now.
Irene is Famine, the third horse of the apocalypse.
She could eat everything in the world if she wanted to.
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>>37875260
Eat two hot pockets, at the same time!
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Wait a minute, what happen if you bury Irene's corpse will most of her teeth in, in fresh humus, when the decomposition leaves her teeth exposed?
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>>37875244
She always implied there was more too it, but she only told us about the eating thing and maybe somewhat increased durability.
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>>37875306
Might be saying that she got the short end before fullbloom kicked in.
Or maybe constantly dying is kind of shit, regardless of the benefits.
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>>37875296
a) The teeth have to plucked from a living body, or even plucked by Irene herself.
b) You can seriously piss Irene off by burying one of her teeth so deep that the new body can’t get out, having her suffocate, only for 32 new Irenes to grow and die a few months later, and so on, until it’s Irenes all the way down.
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>>37875330
That's such an asshole thing to do.
But it's hilarious.

Irene looks pissed.
CC: Irene what's wrong?

I wonder how would she explain that.
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>>37875262
Who would be the other horsemen?
CC is Conquest?
Burn all the things?
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>>37875439
Cecile is casual. Embodies plebs.
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Just read the thread, thanks Arch.
This was a really good one.
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>>37875262
>Irene is Famine
>implying she isn't the end of famine
>implying she couldn't feed the third world with an endless supply of delicious Irene meat
>implying Cecile can't and won't do that now she has one of Irene's teeth
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What happens if you eat one of Irene’s teeth?
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>>37876414
She impregnates you with herself. Just hope it doesn't work out like in Alien.
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>>37876498
Even if it acted like a normal pregnancy 8 hours is way too fast.
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>>37876545
Imagine the tooth drilling it's way out of your circulatory system, sealing up whatever damage it does on it's way through tissue, before eventually settling in the womb (creating an artifical one in men). Then the victim goes through a rapid 4 month pregnancy before birthing a baby Irene that grows up at a normal rate, but is still part of the hivemind.
A bit too /d/, or not /d/ enough?



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