Scraplootas again, because imagination continues to flow from the creativity spring.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Boris_the_Titanhttp://1d4chan.org/wiki/Bluehttp://1d4chan.org/wiki/ScraplootasThe Scraplootas are a clan of Orks who managed to steal a Titan from the forces of chaos. A Mekboy took a shine to the Titan and now refuses to leave it, believing that he IS the Titan. Boris the Titan also has a complete, functioning Gretchin bureaucracy working on its inside.Later on, they were attacking a Tau colony and found a little blue Tau girl. Mistaking her for a blue Grot, she was embraced into the Ork society to help with mechanics. She quickly became an integral part of the clan.
>the titannow that's right propa orky, that
Boss general WAAAAASHINGTUN started as one of kaptin bludflaggs boyz and later split off to form his own warband, he picked up his sense of style and eye for headwear from him, Urtylug was one of WAAAAGHSHINGTUN's boyz and after he got krumped ( maybe by them spiky gitz ) Urtylug took his hat and named himself boss. He keeps the hat as a symbol of leadership and kept trying to emulate his style by lootin flash bits of clothing off the enemies he krumpsRewritten bit from the last thread can post the original if you guys want.
Sneak preview of some Boris writefaggotry I've got going on>Haz you ever got da feeling dat you neva truly knowz who you wuz until you found yerself? When I saw dat big umie gargant, I'z didn't see no gargant. I'z kould only see meself starin back from dat big shiny 'ead. And with that, I'm off to bed.
I still can't believe no fap-stuff has been written.I don't know if it's impressive or really bad.
Right I think the kommando nob should be Nnakeskin. He seems to avoid death on a daily basis and often ends up being the only one left alive which leads him to think that he is blessed by gork and mork because he is always protected.He took quite a liking to blue because he figured that if she was lucky enough for Tinka then she was lucky enough for him and so he sometimes takes her with him when they go sneakin about, blue normally rides on his shoulders or in the bag he carries so that she keeps up and from there she watches his back throwing stikk bombs and shooting any gits who get too close.Tinka hates Snakeskin nickin his lucky charm like this but he puts up with it because blue always brings back good loot when she goes out with him.Input? Good? Bad? Give up writing?I can't write stories or anything else for shit but I think I can handle ideas.
So, what happened to Derknit or whatever he was called?
>>20144595We moved on to fleshing out Tinka because our list of character ideas was getting too fucking long and we decided to finish fleshing out the main characters before we dealt with any new onesIf you have anything to contribute for him though go ahead.
>>20144571I think we were calling him Plissk since Deffwotch already had a Solid Snake ork. But yeah, I like him being the one who runs of with Blue all the time. Maybe Plissk follows around Rockeata, da oldest an wisest Kommando much the same way Derknitt follows around Fizzgutz. So the two sniper grots in Rockeata's lookout tower and Blue often end up talking to each other while Rockeata and Plissk sneak about like gits and then they tally kills compete from rival gun emplacements during the fighting, always arguing about which is better, precishun shoota or lotsa dakka. Ironically, it's the orks who value sniping over the tau who thinks more dakka is always best.
>>20144646>tally kills competetally kills AND competeI really need to sleep.
>>20144646Deffwotch has Pliskin though which is why I went with Snakesteel
>>20144646This sounds good.Maybe the grots on Rockeata are from the grotocracy and they are part of the dakka arm
>>20144684I got that backwards then. Snakesteel is a bit of a mouthful, though. We need a better name for this guy. I'm thinking he'll be a little bit on the dumb side, taking everything Rockeata rambles on about as absolute fact since there's no way an ork as old as him could be wrong about anything and Rockeata is just kinda of making shit up as he goes but saying it with such confidence even he believes it. Kinda like Isaac and Miriam from Baccano, except their orkish kommandos.
>>20144707I was thinking they're just grots who never leave that fucking tower. They eat up there, the piss in jars and chuck them at stuff (zog knows where they get the new jars from) you only ever even see their noses poking out of the shoota holes, much like the neighbor in Home Improvement.
Hey, what sector are you guys located in? Just curious.
>>20144731Well yeah but they originally came from the grotocracy and sometimes get resupplied from them for their support of the dakka party, this happens while Rockeata is asleep so no one knows it happens>>20144711We can just call him Snake or something for short same as Tinka won't be called by his full name.Given we have had a resurgence of OMH related story time it makes me think that Rockeata is a sort of orky OMH. He babbles endlessly about crap, knows just about everything but gets it wrong and has all these memories that he messes up constantly and tells stories wrong, if anyone speaks up about this he knocks them around and tells them to listen to him cause he knows what.And when he actually gets into a fight he is stupidly effective
>>20144751We haven't decided yetThe closest we have is that they were present at the war of the dakka but that may have been retconned and we have been present on the blood jaguars home world
>>20144731"An' I call dis move, da JARATE!""That jus' sound unorky.""Oh yea? Try THIS!"*Jarate smashes against the other git*"DANG"
>>20144835>Orkish OMHI love it. He's really good at sneaking about and >And when he actually gets into a fight he is stupidly effectiveDoesn't that describe -every- Scraploota?>>20144889Yeah, maybe the jar thing might be going a bit far. It just seemed like an orky thing to do that TF2 happened to beat me to. Now that I think of it, even that TF2 crossover had a gretchin sniper. How about they throw jars of indeterminate fluid (especially since I'm not solid on ork biology), so when Blue asks them what's in those jars anyways since everyone reacts so horribly to getting a face full of the stuff, they say "Trust'z us, Blue, you'z does NOT wants ta know"
>>20144924Yeah but from how he acts you expect him to just die horribly and yet somehow the way he fights is effective for him and he survives to tell another horribly disjointed tale.He likes Snakeskin because he also survives the fightin
>>20144924Now I ain't sayin it was umies... But it was umies
>>20144646This sounds awesome. Fun fact: Rockeata was vaguely inspired by Naked Snake's habit of eating random animals. However, rambling and stuff seems to suit him pretty well. >>20144835That's good. I do also see him as having a bit of zany parent in him too, what with his "Shut up and eat your rocks" approach to morale.>>20144711How about Snekk, Dayve, Dayvidd, or Big Bush(his favorite camo)?
>>20144948Snakeskin is the only one of his followers who ever actually reports back in, because everyone else around the old bastard dies horribly, save his grots. Back to the OMH analogy, Snekkit (does this name suit him better? Snekkit da Sneaky Git? Snakesteel was just really starting to bother me) is the Jimmy to Rockeata's Henderson.
>>20144996Big Bush makes me laugh my ass off for some reasonI can see Rockeata calling him Dayve regardless.And OMH was quite paternal in his own way, he always did keep the jocks best interests at heart which is why he was one of the few characters that survived that campaign ( admittedly by being put on a bus )
>>20144996Big Bush is a shit name on its own, despite being a pretty good pun.Snekk is a propa orky name.I say we combine the two into Snekk, da Big Bush.
>>20145039>Snekkit, iz dat you'z?! I'z thot you wuz ded!>Quit you git! I ain't Snekkit!>Den who'z you iz?>I'z da Big Bush ya git, now shadda afore ya blow my covva!
I'm loving all this creativity.Scraplootas confirmed for GOAT Orks
>>20145103is it really the first time /tg/ has got creative and made an ork tribe/clan?
>>20145139Pretty sure it is.And if not then it is the first time we have gone more in depth than WAAAAAAAAGH
>>20145148Seems weird to me. Orks seem universally liked, I know that they're my favourites, so I'd have expected there to have been at least some sort of group put together by /tg/.I guess the Blue kawaii waifu stuff is what it took to get a proper Ork creativity. Not that it's a bad thing.
>>20145167Derailing fetish threads generally gives good results
I go to sleep, due to inactivity on the Blood Jaguars.And you guys get onto thread three.Anyone mind giving me a summary of what's been though up and cleared up?
>>20145468Rockeata and Snakesteel who has been filed as to be renamed fluffed out. Little bit of WAAAAGHSHINGTUN backstory filled under Urtylug,Rockeata has turned into a sort of orkish OMH because he has been there and done it all but he is missing a lot of marbles, he likes Snakesteel who is still to be renamed because he is the only ork who reports back after missions because he survives.Snake takes blue with him on raids because he figures she is lucky enoug for Tinka then she is lucky enough for him and she enjoys this and brings back good loot so Tinka doesn't krump him for stealing his lucky grot.Rockeata has two grots on his shoulders who live in turrets and get resupplied sneakily by the grotocracy for their work promoting the dakka party
>>20145167Well, at least two /tg/-brewed Ork groups came to mind, one because I started it.There's the Waaagh Tang Klan (the one I started), which is themed around mobsters, gangsters and yakuza. This was the same time the Rising Sons and the Warrior of Eight Tombs came into being.The second one was that tribe of unnaturally blue Orks, which was called the Blue Boyz I believe. They came out some time after Rising Sons if I'm not mistaken.
>>20145547Ah yeah I remember the waagh tang klan.They were cool but we never really went anywhere with them sadly.
>>20145547>The one I started>I started itFuck off.
So I'm wondering, given that she is more intelligent and more among the Grots, does Blue know about the Grotocracy?
>>20145601She probably knows but they have an agreement where they keep an eye out for her and she doesn't get them krumped for thinkin above their place in life which is bein grots.She probably does tinkerin on Boris for them when they can't figure something out as well.
I get this image of Boris in the middle of a fightDATS RIGHT YOU PUNY GITZ RUN AWAY FROM BORIS AFORE I STOMP WUT? NO I DON'T WANT ANY SQUIG BEER I'Z BUZYNOW WHERE WUZ I? OH YEAH RUN AWAY AFORE I.. WUT NOW? NO I AD SQUIG PIE FOR LUNCH ALREADY YA GITZ GO AWAY FORE I KRUMP YOU FOR INTERRUPTIN ME FROM KRUMPIN DESE GITZ DOWN DEREAll the while Boris is waving his arms wildly shootin things and just about tipping over while he tries to shoo grots away who are distracting him
Since I remember someone saying once that tau have somewhat short lives, is it possible the ork WAAAHG effects her to live longer?No "I am immortal" bullshit, just like extended to human length maybe.
>>20145567Yea, I'm just content with it being picked up, however briefly, by /tg/ at one time. Let them be a background element, something like the Grand Anarchs on a far smaller scale.Of course, Scraplootas are far better than them gits anyways!
OI. WOI DONT WE PUT SOME OF BLUES DAKKA ON BORRIS. DAT GROT MAKES ROIGHT PROPPA SHOOTY BITZ.
>>20145623I guess even living with Orks for most of her life doesn't get rid of that little spark of goodness.
>>20145671that doesn't seem unreasonable actually.
>>20145671Well they probably think she would live as long as a grot and since no one really knows how long grots live she would hang around until Tinka and all the others got krumped or forgot about her where she would start dying from age.The average human lifespan without extra bits is still only about 70-90 in warhammer iirc it's just the ones with augmetics and Juvenat treatments who skew the numbers and the guardsmen who die in the millions skewing it the other way
I might try a bit of writefaggotry about Blue visiting the Grotocracy.
>>20145745Bonus points if I can fap to it.
>>20145705As far as I can tell, Grots can live forever, provided they don't get killed in some way. Sort of the same as Orks.
>>20145785>Blue visiting the Grots>Fapworthy in ANY WAYEr, right.
>another shitty Tau waifu thingWhy is /tg/ so shit these days?
Seems like someone's making another group that's going to get involved with the scraplootas.Anyone want to build a new sector, for all these connected groups?
>>20145808It was a shitty waifu thing and it has ended up a full warband of freebootas.Feel free to fuck off if you don't want to contribute.
>>20145839whats with all these splinter groups wanting to fuck with boris?
>>20145808Read the fucking wikis and thread.It was a shitty waifu thing, but now the shitty waifu is well developed as a character, and has pretty much been overtaken by the fuckawesome Ork tribe she's in.
>>20145875He's the obvious target.
>>20145875These guys want to ALLY with you.>>20143285
>>20145930We'z Scraplootas, we don't need no allies. Dey shud fear us, not want t' be frends wit' us.
>>20145875Well people wanting to connect their creations to ours and Boris quite frankly being a massive rage magnet for everyone given he is a daemon possessed Titan we stole from chaos under the noses of the astartes that we used to stomp tau that is an affront to the entire imperium a danger to anything not incorruptible by daemons and a great target for any ork boss worth his teef to try and nick.So basically we are as a warband standing there with a gigantic target painted on our ass mooning every faction in the setting while stealing everything and drinking all their booze.The only faction who doesn't outright hate us is one craftworld that has our fanseer leading some of it's forces to help us by helping them.
>>20145950well, when you put it like that.
>>20145950Man, I love the idea of the scraplootas being anti-grimderp, and near every faction involved with them frothing with rage at the shit they do.
>>20146003Thats the idea. We don't care about your grimderp we are out for lootin and a good time
>>20146032Basically how most Orks are.That said, I reckon if you were on a planet getting assaulted by Boris and ten thousand Grots, it'd feel pretty grim.
>>20146125Well yeah, being attacked by a titan that shits warbikes is enough to make anyone feel pretty grimNever mind the waves of grots and all the kommando's we have
>>20146146Technically we don't have THAT many orks
>>20146251True, but most the ones we do have are kommando's.And those boyz normally work in a mob of 5-10 iirc.And not many orks is still a couple of hundred I am pretty sure.
slowly working on some Blue writefaggotry.
Needs more mention the Da Greatah WAAAAAGH!
TAKIN' A STAB AT DAT MEKBOY BORIS.
>>20146526fuck me thats awesome dude
Alright, I'm back.What happened while I was gone?
>>20146533Some people are thinking of making an entire homebrew sector.Since we already got 2 SPESS MAHRINE chapters, the scraplootas , and now an Independent Human empire.
>>20146526Looking at that if Boris craps out warbikes they would need some good shock absorbers to stop them from just exploding once they hit the ground.
>>20146533I know I am working on some more art for the fun of it, along with trying to catch up on all the new ideas popping up.
>>20146573It nearly sounds as if we're spread too thin, and that we wont get any legit good writefaggotry about it.I said that we'd carry on with either Urtylug or Zizzbitz six hours ago, and look at where that went.
>>20146606also is lacking in the dakka department
>>20146592Well, I think he only -craps- out warbikes.It might a metaphor, y'know.Or does it actually say that warbikes are tossed out from the pelvis?
>>20146626True, needs more guns in there
>>20144558The problem I've been having with writing fapfic is that I don't usually write it if it 1) forces characters involved to be out of character and 2) doesn't reveal characterization or move the plot along.That said, prompts/requests for more writefaggotry? (I guess I could tackle that Fanseer/Blue fic if the collective reeeeally wants to read that.)
>>20146573Who're the other marines?I only know:Scraplootas Blood JaguarsThe Tekconsulate(apparently the empires name)
>>20146636not a metaphor boris literally ejects warbikes out his backside
>>20146636The guy who mentioned it said there was a bike construction / launch bay in his ass
>>20146682>>20146676I see.Well that makes sense.
>>20146573>>20146612That was my idea, since it seems everyone is connected in some way.>>20146672Just from OPs post, it doesn't seem like they'd want be in our sector. Seems they already have an idea what they want in a sector.Imma ask anyways.
>>20146606D'awwI like Mr Squig in the corner.
>>20146730It's going to be slow, but I'm working on writefaggotry for Blue visiting the insides of Boris.Ideally, it'll be a sort of guided tour of all the sectors. But don't hold your breath, as it's slow.
>>20146780Woops, that wasn't meant to be a reply.
>>20146592SOMETIMES DA GROTS MITE EVEN REMEMBER TA PUT ON DA PARASHOOT.OIM TINKIN DA LEGS SHUD CHANGE A BIT SOZ BORIS CAN SQWAT DOWN. DAT WAY HE SHATS DEM BIKEZ PROPPA LIKES.
I like how the blood jaguars thread is full of namefags and tripfags, but these ones are almost entirely anonymous.
>>20146810OH ZOG, DATZ LOOKIN BAKWURDZ.DER, MAYBE DAT BETTAH?
>>20146810Hmm.. I dont know.. A squatting Titan?>>20146834Yeah. I only have a temporary name as to be some sort of way to get everyone to agree on one matter.
>>20146849OH GOD MY PHYSICS!He's got too much weight on the back and he'd fall over.
>>20146861WAAAAAAAAAAGH DON'T CARE FOR YOUR PHYSICS, BORIS SQUATS AND DROPS A PILE OF BIKES LIKE DEY IS A BAD SQUIG PIE
I'm still waiting for picture of Blue headbutting a Gretchin with Zizzbitz smirking at the whole scene.
>>20146872*On Bike drop, roll X amount of dice and they get a 5+ armor save, If the roll fails the bike explodes.*
>>20146834Orkz are meant to be a disorganized mess, Anons can just come and throw ideas at each other, and the resulting amorphous mess will actually make sense and have potential for being cool because it's Orkz.
This whole thread is just sad.
>>20146952Hardly any writefaggotry going on, or development so I have to agree.
>>20146526D'ya want me to put this in the Wiki?
I have resin, plastic and time out the wazoot, and yet I look at Boris and just say "fuck that".I would rather be forced to ride 50kms home from a country town again than do that.
>>20146941ROIGHT. GLAD BORIS ENT FALLIN OVER NO MOR.>>20146976GIMME A BIT, EES NOT DUN YET.
>>20146883Working on it
>>20147053I IZ HUPPY
>>20147139i must warn you it is pretty shity so far.
Is the guy who drew Urtylug still around?
So basicly, how many orks does Scraplootas have? And how many of them are kommando?
>>20147324About 160 if the wiki is correct and probably 80-100 kommando's out of that since we got our roll as kommando's everywhere and we decided we had lots of grots to run Boris.
>>20147324400 orks300+ kommandos2000+ grots
We'z gotten mo' sneaky boss.
>>20147342And yeah, 160'ish boyz.Thousands of grots.
>>20147350Gorkin hell dey'ze so sneaky dey don't even turn up on da wiki
>>20147374What if 160 is the number of NON-KOMMANDO orks?
>>20147399Da boss always sez we gots a million of dem sneaky kommando gitz so I fink you might be right!
>>201471399000 hours in paint latter this is what i have, do you want me to continue this foul un-orkieness?
>>20147399160 Is roughly the entirety of the Boyz they have left.With a large part of that 160 being Kommandos.
We needz a Komando called Canibal who loves it when a planz comez togetha'.and is always on to get the Scraplootas out of every pickle with his three trusty ork Komando underlings doing wacky things with theft, scrap and garage tools.
>>20147417I don't think it's worth it, really.Invest in Adobe Illustrator. And a tablet. And art lessons.
>>20147441No, we don't. Humour is best when it's not forced.
Will be lurking the thread until something pops up.
>>20147453all sound ideas, but i think i may as well stick to shitty dakka. creatures and shit have too much Gnnnyah goiung on,
>>20147441>>20147474No, we have enough forced references as it is between Derknitt, Snakesteel who is to be renamed, Rockeata who has become a sort of orky OMH and the grotocracy
>>20147502orks are all bad jokes. you cant have enough. if you say you have enough you are not orky enough.
>>20147530how about we get some fluff in for our existing people first? thne if we still want to we can continue making up the crazy shiti am thinking that the chest of borris should have a hanger with a full wing of grot flya's air suport is of supream importance when it comes to titans
I'Z GETTIN DER. GONNA DO DIS MORE LATA.
>>20147530There is a difference between bad jokes and forced referencesWe are already treading the fine line between funny reference and terrible pile of character stand ins
>>20147569How about the fort on his back is mainly given over to an airbase?His chest is full of the daemon / weird squig core, void shield generators, enjinz etc
>>20147583Scraplootas shouldn't be about adding shittons of characters, who are bad pop-culture references. We should work with what we have right now.
>>20147596>>20147642I could draw us up our SHipz?
>>20147642This.When shit becomes parody for the sake of parody, it's shit.In fact, NONE of the interesting and memorable characters in this are pop-culture references at all. To the point where I'm all for purging ANY shitty attempts at referential "humour".Characters like Boris, Fizzgutz and Threegrot are funny because of their character. Not because they are a reference to whatever shit is the newest fad.
rolled 10 = 10' Ave any of you gitz 'ear of dat kommando 'Ardsnake. I heard dat git could belly up to any of uz in a box. 'E's just not orky enuf.'
The Scraplootaz is an awesome idea and all the art and greentext stories so far have been great but why do we have to fag it up with all this other shit? You can't force 'getting shit done' because it needs to happen naturally. Trying to string the Blood Jaguars and all this other manchild chucklefuckery is just going to spread all the resources too thin and result in poorly written, shallow ideas.
>>20147725LOOKIT DAT GIT. LOOK AT OW EE 'IDES IN METAL BAWXES!
okay, so we agree pop kulture aint propa in dis ere thread. so DO OTHA SHIT NOW YAH WEEDY GROTS
>>20147742As far as I'm concerned, there's no more characters requiring adding, and the other "homebrew" creations can do their own thing.I vote we say that no more characters should be added. At all. Work on the ones we have, any more would lead to clusterfuckery. And don't add in stuff that'll be forgotten in two days like the Blood Jaguars.
Blue gazed at the metal door in front of her. It seemed surprisingly small, an anomaly made more notable by the fact the door was attached to something so unrelentingly huge like Boris. Still, she knew she needed to go in. She’d promised Tinka she’d install a new neural cable into (squishy) Boris’ skull, but that required going into the Titan’s body, something she had always shied away from in the past. Not this time though. This time she wasn’t going to back down, that’s not Orky at all. This time she was going to face her fear and head into the beast, like a true Ork would.“You dere, state your bizness” A voice emanated from a little speaker above the door.“I’m Blue, I’m ‘ere to install a new nyooral implant f’r Boris”“A’right den, come in. But no muckin’ about, we’s got pro-see-jer to follow”The door opened slowly. Blue saw that it was at least a foot thick, and made of solid steel. When it was completely open, she gingerly stepped inside. When her eyes adjusted to the lack of light, she saw that the room was actually fairly small, and filled with chain link fencing, forming a sort of cage around the doorway. The only illumination in the room was a spotlight, aimed in her direction.
“Now, it’s my duty t’ in-form yew that under secshun 5-7 of da- Hold on, you ain’t no Grot. Yer blue!”“Oh, I didn’t know ya knew me! Yeah, I’m Blue, I’m-”“Shaddup ya git, I don’t know yew. I’m sayin’ yer blue. Not green. You ain’t no Grot. Boys!”“No, no, I am a Grot. I am. Honest. I’m ‘ere because Big Mek Tinka Zizzbitz told me to”“Big Mek Tinka? Hm” Blue could hear the sound of rustling papers, followed by a sigh. “Alright, in DAT case, it’s my duty t’ in-form yew dat under secshun 8-2 am-end-mint B, yew must report to da ‘Ed Councillor right now. Gork be wit’ you. Boys.”Two Grots clad in rough squig leathers, both with a shield shaped badge, appeared in the cage next to her. Each one roughly grabbed an arm, and frog-marched Blue down a dingy, dripping corridor. Despite her attempt to stay fearless and steely, Blue was beginning to get a bit frightened by the situation she’d found herself in. She followed the security-grots without question. Eventually, they reached another set of doors. One of the grots pushed a button, which pinged merrily. The doors slid open, and Blue was pushed into a small metal box, followed by the two grots. The grot pushed another button. With another ping, the doors slid shut, and the box began to move.Should I keep going?
>>20147797I think one last character which is the stormboyz nob since we would need oneAnd we need to fluff out their interplanetary transport for Boris and the boyz.
rolled 7 = 7>>20147823Yes
>>20147855>>20147859Will do.I was looking forward to getting to the Head Councillor anyway. I have some ideas.
you should see this >>20146988
>>20147893You should see this:>>20147742>>20147797
>>20147823Keep going, I like it so far,
>>20147823Yes, but maybe Blue should've less orky accent in her speech?
>>20147931Nah half the point of blue is that she speaks, acts and thinks like an ork despite being tau
>>20147893The chaos marines is the burden of us Blood Jaguars, just as the Eldar craftworld is the burden of the Scraplooters.We should muck about in each others stuff when it's not needed.
>>20147938She does speak like an Ork, just not quite as strongly.
>>20147941Should NOT muck in each others stuff.DAMNIT.
>>20147943That's what I meant. She still speaks like an ork, just a little less.
>>20147968Yeah I can see her pronouncing the words properly but everything else seems right.
>>20147982>>20147968>>20147943>>20147938>>20147931If people want I can tone down Blue's Orkiness for the next part.
>>20147994I think keep the orkyness but just proper spellingShe is smarter and can pronounce the words but she speaks like them for the most part
>>20148016Exactly what he said.
>>20148016I think I get what you mean. I'll start working on the next part in a minute.
Nice that we have som writefaggotry going again.Will keep lurking.
>>20147573Did Boris shrink?He has no legs!
>>20147742While I agree with you, the Blood Jaguars are more of doing their own thing. They decided to be our rivals and gave themselves a footnote in our fluff, but aside from that, the Scraplootas give zero fucks about the BJs, which apparently pisses them off something fierce.
>>20148174Where I can find more info on Blood Jaguars?
Welp, that's all I can do.Hips aint wide enough...
>>20148199>red pantsShe must be fast.
>>20148189Here >>20136043 is our thread. First thread is here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20130886/
>>20148199Nice.>>20148227She has to be in order to keep up with the boys on dem funny squig feets she's got.
>>20148244Wait. So can she contribute to the WAAAGH?
Why are people suddenly trying to link the blood jaguars and the scraplootas?They worked better separate...
>>20148189They've got a 1d4chan page and a thread over at >>20136043. Basically they're a chapter devoted to orkslaying and the titan we looted belonged to their Chaos daemon archenemy so when we nicked it out from underneath them, they fucking raged. We still don't know who they are except for just another band of humies.
>>20148254No but she can benefit from it.
>>20148269But if orks think she is one of them, then do they think that she has her own WAAAGH too?
>>20146834It is slightly amusing.I normally tripfag as well, however for these threads I am not.
>>20148266Even better Boris insults them by calling their chapter master little Boris and telling him to stop muckin about and krump dem umie gitsWe basically make them angrier than angry marines just by the sight of us
>>20148284Nah she is thought of like a gretchin, too little to generate waaaaagh even though she is proppa orky
>>20148254Not really, but she's surrounded by those who can and her presence probably influences it by making all the boys feel luckier.>>20148261see >>20148266It was something that the BJs wanted. If they were to disappear off the face of /tg/, it wouldn't affect Scraplootas in the slightest. I for one kind of like the idea that the only reason Urtylug's titan run worked is because Chaos sent most of their forces to fight space marines and underestimated the 'lootas. For that chapter who inadvertently aided us to be a chapter sworn to the destruction of orks and the titan to be related to the Chaos Daemon that put their Chapter Master in a dreadnaught is both A: Something the Scraplootas give zero fucks aboutB: Fucking hilarious and just the kind of thing the Scraplootas would do since it inadvertently pisses off everyone around them and benefits only themselves.
>>20148284The WAAAGH isn't all powerful now. Maybe they all generate a little more in her presence, seeing as how they think she's got her own WAAAGH
>>20148315I like this explanation. Everybody believes she's ultra-lucky, because she's naturally blue. So by the WAAAGH she is. Bullets hit only her armored parts or Mr. Squig drone, she find the best loot etc.
>>20148315And Boris is gets saddened by them because he thinks he found a little Boris but he is a umie git muckin about
Working on more writefaggotry. WIll post it soon.
>>20148339That's the idea for blue yeah.Tinka took her in because an all blue grot had to be extra lucky and he kept her because she ended up being good with the techy know wots and is lucky
>>20148378He actually tells the git to quit copying him and treats him like a grot. A dreadgrot, if you will.
>>20148391I wanted to post bad Lucky Star joke, but I've got a hold of myself.
>>20148424Which just pisses off the Blood Jaguars even more. Really, Boris is like a walking source of Black Rage to us.
>>20148430Is that you, Ronnie?
>>20148445And a constant source of confusion because we wonder what you big flashy marine gitz is doin chasin us.
>>20148424Well killa kans are actually crewed with grots according to the ork codex and deff dreds are the ones crewed with orks,Heh that's one thing the grotocracy could do, they make little borislings to repel invaders since there aren't enough boyz to keep doing it.
>>20148498Stop muckin about an' start lootin dem big umies, ya git!
Blue felt herself heading upwards in the metal box, pulled by some unknown force. This was a first for her, she’d never been in such a contraption before, and she’d be a lying git if she said she enjoyed it. After what seemed like an age, the box stopped moving and the doors slid open. Her senses were immediately assaulted from all directions. Sights, smells, sounds, the Grot marketplace was a grimy paradise, unimaginably chaotic but with a clear sense of order. Blue had never expected to see something like this. Outside, the Orks pretty much krumped one another to get what they wanted. Here, grots were buying, selling haggling, shouting, and not one hint of krumping.“Getcha ‘ot squig tea ‘ere! Much cheaper dan da stuff from dat stall over dere!”“Shootas, all shapes ‘nd sizes, one for every grot! Show yer’ Shootist identity card fer a discount!”“Genuine hair squigs! Become a new grot! The newest fashun!”“Choppas, choppas, choppas! I’ve got more chainswords dan sense! Get ‘em while they’re cheap! Dis stall is affiliated wit’ da Choppist’s guild!”Blue walked as if in a trance through the marketplace, the grots steering her this way and that, finding their way through the maze-like market. They eventually found another set of sliding doors, sending Blue crashing out of her daze. Not another bloody lifting box, she thought.
They all got in, and the steel coffin started moving upwards again. And it kept moving. And moving. And moving. Blue began to wonder if they were ever going to reach where they were meant to be going, or if the box was actually just wobbling around on the same spot. Knowing Grot tech, it could well be. Eventually, though, the doors opened, onto yet another feast for the eyes.The Council Chambers and Head Offices (named after their location, she later discovered) were a particularly special sight. Gone was the grime, the muck and the rust. In its place was brushed metal and reflective surfaces, everything GLEAMED. There were even coloured bits of paper on the walls, they seem to have been painted, but Blue couldn’t work out why anyone would paint something that wasn’t armour or tech.Grots were milling around the area, carrying stacks of paper, talking to each other, and generally acting as if Blue wasn’t there. She was surprised to see that they all were wearing what looked to be some sort of cloth armour, but with a flappy hangy bit.“They’re called ‘soots and tyes’”, muttered one of the Security-Grots, “Unorky if y’ ask me”.I’ll post some more later on. Hope you’ve enjoyed it so far though, I’ll collect it all together into a pastebin or something eventually.
>>20148529Kinda short for given time, if you ask me, but good nonetheless.inb4 the 'Ead Grots think that Blue is ork spy with mission to abolish Grotocracy.
>>20148529Patiently waiting for more.
>>20148529Remember that grots are kleptomaniacs with a penchant for backstabbing.
>>20148564The grots in the grotocracy are less kleptomaniac but still very backstabby.They just prefer to trick the others into giving them the items and backstabbing figuratively rather than literally because they are good politicians.It doesn't stop the right and left arm from trying it though.
As time goes by, Blue becomes somewhat more Orkish in appearance due to the Orks believing that she is one of them. While she remains a Tau, her teeth get sharper, she gains a more muscular build, and her ears get pointier (what do Tau ears look like?)
>>20148610Nah I don't think she really changes that much, they know she isn't an ork or a grot after a little while but she acts orky enough and Tinka has a soft spot for his lucky charm / mekanikal jeeneyus that he picked up
>>20148610What? WAAAGH isn't magic, it doesn't work like that.
>>20148622But WAAAAAGH infused with a touch of chaos warp-fuckery?Wait, she's tau, so the warp doesn't affect her as much... do I have my fluff right?
>>20148610Nah, as that guy said. It doesn't work like that.And they already know she isn't one of them.She's just a part of the Klan now, and it's as simple as that.
Quick question: how many pilots does it usually take to pilot an Imperator Titan?
>>20148661Depends on titan.
This is going to be one of those times when /tg/ creates something cool and then proceeds to ride it into the ground, isn't it?
>>20148677What's the general number? 3-5?
>>20148686At this pace.Yes.
>>20148686Likely. Just enjoy the ride.
>>20148686Isn't that true of everything everywhere on 4chan?
>>20148649The Waaagh does not work like that.It's psychic morale-boosting WD-40 and ducktape. It keeps shoddy equipment running smoothly despite years of abuse and ill maintenance, and increases the aggression of the Orks in proximity to one another. It has does not truly have reality-breaking effects until a Warphead/Wyrdboy comes along to channel the built-up energy. And even then it's usually manifested as raw energy in the form of explosions or lightning, with extremely high amounts manifesting as literal tears into the Warp allowing Gork (or Mork) to step through into reality and crush the Ork's foes.
>>20148558I'm not working on this stuff 24/7, you know. I've been busy today and I'm writing it in my free time.>>20148561You might have to wait a while, I doubt I'll have time for much more until tomorrow.>>20148564>Remember that grots are kleptomaniacs with a penchant for backstabbing.So are Politicians. They'll do well at it.
>>20148686If the chucklefucks who want to put lol pop culture references and randumb XD jokes into it get their way, it'll get annihilated.I'd assume people here will do the right thing and stop that, though. The stuff we have at this stage is still gold, and the "Boris is a city" stuff will never stop being hilarious to me.
>>20148686No we seem to be clearly defining limits for things as far as the scraplootas are concerned ( how many characters etc, limiting references for the sake of references ) but I forsee blue getting at least a partial xeno treatmentThe red jaguars are more in danger of being run into the ground simply because tg has a history of doing that to space marine chapters
I want to make my next Ork army the Scraplootas.How would they work?What would I need?
>>20148686Actually, the Scraplootas have been keeping a bit of a steady pace. I think with the lack of tripfags to rally around, the whole group dynamic has worked a lot more nicely, as any truly bad ideas like >>20148610 get smacked down and then other kind of iffy ideas like Derknitt get reworked into something that's actually kind of great. An ork who thinks he's the shadowy Paladin of Gork and patrols Boris for any signs of Chaos muckery? That's not half bad for what started as "lel let's make batman an ork"
>>20148766Yeah.And yeah.But I still see the whole enemy factions thing a bit over the top, I mean we practically just started the Klan and we've covered a small bit of it.Adding more content to it will only as i said earlier, thin the our forces and we wont get anything done.
>>20148774Grots. Lotsa grots. And a Chaos Titan
>>20148788It's not like Scraplootasfags chosen the enemies right? The guys from other factions done this.
>>20148788Well we haven't really bothered with the enemies, we treat the blood jaguars as some weird gitz who keep chasing us and the chaos legion we double teamed were just some gitz who had the bad luck to be there with a big stompa just asking to be looted.Really we are close to finishing once we do Urtylug, Tinka, Snake who we are renaming, Rockeata and I suggest 1 stormboyz nob simply because there needs to be a leader for them.
>>20148788From what I can tell, the bulk of the people working on fleshing out the Scraplootas aren't also working on the Jaguars, it's just that the Jaguars decided to take us as a preferred enemy and we said we didn't really care either way, which is basically how it went down in-universe too. Rest assured, Jaguars are doing their own thing and we're doing ours.
>>20148827And at least some warbikes. I do imagine they have a pretty heavy reliance on vehicles due to reduced numbers combined with their constant conquest for more scrap to fix up Boris.
>>20148817Well the red jaguars rolled orks and they decided it worked so they picked us>>20148832Also I forgot the fanseer that we can't seem to agree upon, aside from her being a bit creepily attracted to Urtylug and trying to befriend Blue so that she can get closer to the boss
>>20148858And from the Scraplootas point of view, that's really all we need to know about her. She's a strange git, but the pay is good. She should be pretty far back on the backburner.
>>20148832Who is Rockeata? Besides, why do we need so many characters? We already have a healthy bunch.
>>20148881They were all mentioned and semi fleshed outRockeata was the kommando nob who has done it all and has very disjointed memories.He munches on rocks and tells stories that don't make much sense to anyone, he also seems to survive where he shouldn't so most the kommando's never come back to report to him, the only one who does is Snake who is a bit slow even for an ork and takes everything Rockeata says as gospel despite him sounding like an orky old man henderson most of the time.Snake is mainly there because he cheats death and as a vehicle for blue to be taken along on raids sometimes since he figures if she is lucky enough for Tinka then she is lucky enough for him.This is just a condensed version of what was worked out earlier in the thread.
yeah lets not go making more fucking characters we have enough.
>>20148874She is, the order I listed them in here>>20148832Is roughly the order people said they wanted to work on them.>>20148881We have not even a dozen characters in the entire band. 9-12 seems to be a good number since then we have the various misfits that make up the groups in the scraplootas and their surrounding nutjobs
>>20148923I'll say that we don't need two of them fleshed out kommandos. One would be enough.What do you people say: Rockeata or Snake?
>>20148881I think people wanted to give the kommandos a little more showing. Basically, Rockeata is a crazy old kommando who's incredibly patient, especially for an ork. He's a bit out of it, but he's still one of Urtylug's best. Snekkit is a bit of a git, but he's the only one who manages to repeatedly survive the suicide missions Rockeata tends to send Kommandos on. He likes to take Blue along with him on his shoulder turret seeing as she's so lucky. Also, Rockeata has a camoflagued version of one of these with two gretchin snipers on his back. The gretchins and Blue have a friendly competition running.
>>20148962Well the point is Rockeata and snake are a team they don't need much more fleshing out since they are done all except for snakes name change
>>20148963>>20148970When you put it like that, it actually isn't so bad.
Fuck, I fucked that up, shitty writefaggotry incoming, take 2:Haz you ever got da feeling dat you neva truly knowz who you wuz until you found yerself? When I saw dat big umie gargant dey called a titan, I'z didn't see no gargant. I'z kould only see meself starin back from dat big shiny 'ead. I jus knew I ‘ad to ‘ave it. So while we’z was muckin about wiff dose spiky ‘eaded Chaosboys, I wuz finkin up a way to get me to deir titan. To get me to meself. All da boys who wuz rushin it ‘ead on wuz dyin like gits, so I knew dat’d neva work, I’d have ta be real craftylike if’n I wanted dat titan. So I’z did the cleverest fing I could fink of, I grabbed me a handfulla grots and started chukkin em at dem Chaosboys. After all da screamin an thrashin it caused, da lousy gits around me started tryin ta copy me genius plan, but it was too late, I wuz already inside da titan. Da rest of da boys behind me set about clearin da titan out, lookin fer da next chaosboy ta krump, but not me. No, I’z had somfing greater den krumpin callin out ta me. Fizzgutz would say it was Gork ‘imself upon me, but I wuzznt hearin da voice o’ Gork, I was only hearin me own voice, whisperin inside dat big musheen, tellin me which path ta take, when ta hide meself, and which doors would open fer me.
>>20149037All da yellin an’ fitin an’ killin goin on around me didn’t matter, only getting to da ‘ead of dis big fing. An’, after givin one o’ dem demons da slip, der it was, da door dat would change me life foreva. I yanked it open an tore every last one o dem lousy umie gits inside ta gubbins fer even darin ta set foot inside me own ead like dat, and den, knowing I ‘ad preshus little time, set about weldin da door shut. No otha boy was ever gonna set foot inside dis room agin. Not wiffout my permishuns. I ignored da bangin an yellin outside an went back ta me prize. I sat down at da big chair an grabbed da controls, but somefing still didn’t feel right an dats when I saw it: cables. Cables stickin outta da umie heads. Dat must be ‘ow it’s done. So’z I grabbed as many o’ dem cables as I could from every single wunna da umies in dat room, sat back down in me big chair, an’ plugged every single wunna dem into me ‘ead an’ dat’s wen I felt it. I no longer needed ta WAAAGH, fer I wuz da WAAAGH. I no longer needed more dakka, fer I wuz more dakka. I no longer needed a right orky fort, fer I was a right orky fort. I wuz bigger den any ork could ever dare ta be.I iz whole. I iz home.I iz Boris, an da path o’ my destrukshun will know no end.
>>20148774You will literally need a bucket full of grots.[spoilers]Jags rolled orks for enemy, Scraplooter said to be afraid, It worked for fluff. the rest is history.[/lolnope]
>>20148774Colors: Yellow, pale yellow, and a little deep purpleArmy loadout:GrotsA handful of kommandosMore grotsSome warbikesMore grotsA few stormboysMore grotsA smidgeon of mekboysMore grotsAnd finally, still more grots. We're fucking lousy with the damn things
>>20149044>I no longer needed more dakka, fer I wuz more dakka.Dat... Dat wuz bootiful.
>>20149146And an imperator Titan all proppa and orky.And a boss wearing scraps of everyone's gear, a tricorn hat and a boss pole with mugs hanging off it
>>20149154Can you imagine the state of supreme bliss an ork feels when he becomes the physical manifestation of more dakka. Slannesh has nothing on the ecstasy Boris must experience every single day of his life.
>>20149154i actually manly teared up a lil.
>>20149182He spontaneously grew a penis just so he could have a permanent erection from the bliss
>>20149274Well, Boris (the Titan) DOES have a krotch kannon, so you may be onto something.[nospoiler]Yes, he even jizzes dakka[/watisaspoiler]
>>20149349no, it just burns when he pees
>>20149349I vote we use the name on here: Da Gronkannon
>>20149487I'm all for it. I was just noting the location of his cannon, not trying to name it.
>>20149487>>20149506Gronka Ammo Incorporated is one of the smaller weapons manufacturers in Titanopolis, but due to their status as sole manufacturers of ammo for the Gronkannon, Gronka Ammo Inc has enjoyed a great deal of political sway amongst the higher ups of the Grotocracy. It's often said that the only one who could ever make Shootists and Choppists agree on anything ever was GAI's founder and current owner Mr. Gronklin Gronka himself.
>>20149274>>20149349>>20149406>>20149506>>20149555Ok, this is the third time I have made a terrible joke in these threads and you guys have run with it.I don't know whether to be impressed or worried
>>20149487I love the layout of Boris in this pic.
>>20149487Going off of a previous mention of RT Kommandos (You almost only see just one of the whole group at any given time), I like to think that the Kommando headquarters is the only one known on the map, with dozens of other safehouses scattered throughout Boris's interior.
>>20149580Don't act so surprised. Scraplootas steal shit, make it right orky, and then make it their own. They managed to orkify both a tau and a fucking Chaos titan for fucks sake.
Damn, I need to stop sleeping in. Missed some good shit from the looks of it.
>>20149487How exactly big is Boris?
>>20149739Zog, itz big.
>>20149722Yeah but in my mind they were all terrible jokes I posted.The sort of jokes you make IRL and then shut up for two hours because you realize how shitty they were
>>20149723Didn't miss much.
>>20149770Boris is da biggest ork dere eva was!>>20149723>>20149787Snekkit and Rockeata got fleshed out a little more and there was some neat writefaggotry, but that was the gist of it.
>>20149780Dude, the internet runs off of three things;1)Cats2)Porn3)Bad jokesJust go with it.
>>20149838I generally do.So we now have Boris the imperatork Titan with his gronkannon and warbike crapping powers.
>>20149780And the Scraplootas were started by a silly joke in a terrible thread. Look at this picture and tell me you can see the consequences that post has wrought upon /tg/
>>20149888I was there for that silly thread.I made a post about 10 before that saying I show her my greater wood.Figured it fit since I was ending eatatau at the time.
I'm a little late to the party, but in regards to the guy wanting an orky A-Team, not only is that a bad way to go about things, but the Scraplootas are ALREADY an orky A-Team. They have drastically reduced numbers and make up for it with skill and sneakiness, their schemes are harebrained even by ork standards and yet still manage to work beautifully, their leader prides himself on his tactical genius, they can build damn near anything out of anything else so they've got a little MacGuyver in there too, and most importantly, they have the bitchingest ride in the whole damn galaxy: Boris the Titan. Boris is their A-Team van and zog it, he's better than any old van.
>>20149933Reading not ending
>>20149933I posted one silly little greentext line about an overdramatic ork who thought he was titan and look where that ended up. Just let these things roll because the end result almost always turns out dramatically better than what you put in.
>>20149960And that's what I love about tg.
>>20149679yes, the komandoz are everywhere. but you only see a komando. som,ething that makes peopole think there are only a handful of komandos but there are literary over a few hundred of them.They don't interfere in titanopolis since they don't see grots, like nobles of old did not see servants. It might be the reason why any other ork never bothers titanopolis since he sees the komando he figgures things are well in hand. Of course the grots do all the work and the komandos only muck about in the titan and deploy from it , sabotaging and stealing enemy stuff and funnelling the WAAAGHs attacks and forces so that they don't all die in one stupid frontal assault, cuz they knowz betta'.The official komando HQ is a front for the Komando Mek shop and exchange, where looted high end stuff ends up to be bought and sold. and from where the Komando WAAAGHMIND council launches, and starts the mission biding and stock exchange of the unofficial komandoz (RT era types), in making sure that high end loot is always plentiful, enemies are always suffering shortages from shoestrings to socks to vehicles or even airsupport and that the exaggerated tales of the WAAAGH field (Fuelless airplan escapes, etc.) are true in the heart of the enemy, and leaving Rocketa to direct the official Komandoz (current types) under the Bosses directions.
>>20149723D'ya finish the turrets on Urtylug yet??
>>20150061Yeah, I'm working on it. Soon, soon.
>>20150061I actually kinda liked the turretless Urtylug. Besides, apparently Snekkit and Rockeata both have turrets, too. On the other hand, the Scraplootas have so many grots, it'd probably be weird for one of their boys to NOT haul a grot or two into battle with him.
So what if some Scraploota had a quarrel with Blue and demanded to resolve the whole thing the ork way - by fight? Would she beat his as or would the said ork fake his defeat, because he saw deadly stare from Zizzbitz in the crowd?
>>20150122I don't think Zizzbitz would care if Blue gets shaken up a bit on occasion, so long as they don't break her or anything. That said, if an ork had an issue with Blue, he'd by extension have an issue with Zizzbitz so if the ork was a standard ork and too big for Blue to handle, I don't see Zizzbitz letting it even get that far.
>>20149830There is a moon-sized ork
>>20150155We're talking Tau here. Pretty much every ork is too big for her to handle, even though she's earth caste. Sure she can krump a gretchin, but ork?
>>20149487Thinking back to this.Blue's workshop is hidden in a fake wall she put up in the coupling area to keep gits away from her loot, she has traps and orky bits set up to keep out any grots that happen to stumble over it and she has a deal with the grotocracy that their people don't look too closely at it.In her workshop she puts together parts for her bike which she stores in Boris's right foot, rebuilds mr squigs drone Kopta and puts together bits of dakka for her various contraptions.She also has a small hammock slung up in there and a squig house for mr squig.No one is quite sure what kind of squig mr squig really is but he seems to be meaner than a biter squig and tougher than an ork, no matter what attacks or mishaps he gets into he rolls himself back onto his feet and hops off to follow blue after a few moments.He does have a rather impressive collection of scars and a tough hide which some of the orks want to make into armour, trophies or a hat if they can ever catch the little bugger
>>20150110Where is the fluff on Rockeata and Snake anyway?I've hardly seen any of it.
>>20150181Do you mean... DEFFBOSS?
>>20150205I dont think she spends much time inside Boris.
>>20150110Snekkit doesn't actually have a turret he just throws blue on his shoulders.Rockeata has a turret though >>20150122She does have lots of gadgets to krump the boyz with but she isn't a straight up fighter. If she has an issue that she can't resolve then she generally legs it until she either loses the git or finds Tinka who sorts them out for muckin with his lucky charm.At least that's how I see it.
>>20150226She has a work shop in the right arm power coupling beneath zizzbitz workshop
>>20150210Mostly at the start of this thread where we bashed out the ideas for them but I did a sort of condensed version here with a bit of an explanation from another anon>>20148963>>20148923
>>20150255Oh yeah, would you look at that..
Right, I'll be back in a bit.I need a break from constantly gazing at the thread, so imma play TF2.
>>20150307The way I see it, when they aren't fighting or looting most the scraplootas live in Boris with most the boys being either in the kommando HQ or the krumpview estates.Urtylug lives in the dakka penthouse and Blue mostly sticks to her workshop which has a ladder up to zizzbitz workshop.The grots have a series of shafts and air vents they use to get around and blue knows most of these since she is small enough to fit in them so she gets around quicker than most the boys which she uses to outsmart derknitt among other thingsShe keeps her bike hidden in a dark corner of boris's right foot so no gits try and steal it but they do and she spends a lot of time rebuilding or remodelling it and she has a little tray back for squig to land his Kopta in or for her to bring loot back on since she is too scrawny to carry it.
We need someone to write down the fluff on Derkknit, Rockeata, and the others.Im bored out of my face and can't concentrate so someone else who knows how to do so, does it.I'll be the OCD asshole later on and correct any typos and whatnot I find. *If the wiki gets updated*
>>20150371you are aware that if so they are landlocked?since they have no ship?having Boris be the prize possession is one thing beeing the HQ, home and main vehicle is another and they would not qualify as a WAAAGH any more.they need at least two or three warp ships or hulks.
>>20150477Well in the wiki it states that they hitch a lift with whoever is hiring them to go stomp the next bunch of gits since we never actually agreed on a travel method for them.I think would just have this bigass lifta that they carry Boris up to and send it cruising towards whatever else is in need of a good stomping.
>>20150477He doesn't really mention travel just they live in Boris which given the picture in >>20149487 sort of makes sense.They don't build camps or anything but just use Boris as a mobile base, they only have a couple of hundred orks if that so there would be enough space on top of him to manage their housing.
What do squigs dream of,when they take a little squiggy snooze? Do they dream of mauling Eldar, or Battle Sisters in their powered suits?Dont you worry your pretty bitey head were gonna get you back to the warboss and your cozy squiggy bed!And then were gonna find our best friend doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug! DOUG-DOUG-DOUG-DOUG-DOUGY-DOUG -DOUG...But if hes been murdered by combat drug tweakers, well then were shit out of luck.
>>20150418I just wrote out the fluff on derknitt and updated the wiki. Sorry about yesterday, power cut out for a bit. Did the drawfag do anymore?
>>20150597I've been wanting to do something for Derknitt, but I've been a little inconsistent in being in these threads so I don't really know how far the Batman joke goes. I mean, does he have a bloody cape and cowl, or what?
>>20150626He has a "don't splat on the ground cape" which is probably more a parachute that he calls a cape.
>>20150477Wez not eh WAAAGH, wez eh Ork tribe whu's stol eh Chaos titan.
>>20150626He got a scouts shawl i believe it was. A belt o' bitz. With various bombs and stabby things and... I dont know. People spent more time on what he did rather than what he looked like
>>20150626He may or may not have the cape.That, and his pun of a name is as far as the Batman joke goes.
>>20150659It was a fair deal.We ended up with a daemon hunting ork who yells are walls until they shut up.
>>20150645Well he did say it was a cape so it could just be very large.. That and he could wrap himself in it to be more sneaky.
>>20150684Oh yes, would this be acceptable fluff for his wiki?Derknitt is an ork you don't want to see if you ain't green. Even if you are green you likely wont see him anyways. A kommando nob and the sneakiest git aboard boris he is the hand of Fizzgutz and da book. On a mission to keep Boris right an' orky he has a lot of work to do, when walls grow faces and start screaming he screams right back at them, when boys start saying the guns are whispering to to them he stabs em' good. He begrudgingly works with the higher ups at the grotocracy to keep the daemon core of the titan subdued with plenty of weirdgrots and weirdsquigs.In his obsession to keep everything mean and green he has a hatred for Blue, for being blue who manages to constantly outsmart him and by extension the Big Mek Zizzbitz and perhaps even more-so Warboss Urtlyug for allowing blue to stay. Despite repeated attempts at fighting Urtlyug poor Derknitt gets krumped good on account of how kunnin' and big the boss is, it may also be something in his tea..
Getting close to the bump limit
>>20150723I think about him as Batdwarf. But as ork.
>>20150743Yeah sounds good,
Alright, Derknitt will be done later tonight. Till then, lads.
>>20150743Just went through the text on the Wiki and fixed some typos.
Well I am out for now guys4:30 in the land of everything wants to kill you so I had better get some sleepHave fun with crazy ork plans and see about making a stormboy nob just so we have some sort of representation of them.
Wrote some more. Don't take this one too seriously."We're seriously goin' through wid this?""Quiet, Blue.""I'll quiet down when we're done bein' daft.""'Ere, et dis. It'll calm ya down. Dun wonders fer me when we wuz sneakin' around da desert world, krumpin' 'umies an' mirages.""This... is a rock." She gave Rockeata a look, "I shouldn't be surprised."The Kommandos were camped out just outside a clearing on this jungle world, and Blue was starting to get annoyed. The heat and humidity was one thing and the bugs were completely another. The air felt ten or twenty pounds heavier than normal and she swore a mini waterfall was starting between her butt cheeks. Squatting to avoid sitting in Gork-knows-whut didn't help matters any. A few of the Orks had taken off their helmets to sit on, but with the spiky bit Blue's helmet had... Well, it wasn't exactly an option."I'm tellin' you, there's no zoggin' way this'll work.""Which wunna us iz da Kommando 'ere? Now shut yer trap or I'll krump ya like da grot you iz." Rockeata gave her a not very light tap on side, pushing her over. Into the Mork-dun-wanna-know-whut.In the middle of the clearing, surrounded with leaves where the rest of the jungle floor was suspiciously clear, was a cloth bag. It was obviously full of sticks and stones and bugs and whatever else they could find on the jungle floor that didn't try to poison them. Sticking from the middle of the bag was a crudely made sign that read SPESS MAREEN FUD.This was Rockeata's cunnin' plan to catch some fat 'umies. Well, part two.
>>20150860Part one came running over momentarily. A grot fell over his own feet into the clearing, whimpering. Behind him the jungle echoed with gunfire and calls of "KILL THE GREENSKINS" and "EXTERMINATE THE XENO" and a few shouts of "FOR THE EMPEROR." The grot whimpered and looked around, not seeing the Orks that promised they'd be waiting for him here. He only just picked himself up again when the top half of his body splattered to a bolter round. The space marines then crashed into the clearing themselves, four of them....And seeing that the object of their pursuit lay dead at their feet, they calmed down as quickly as they could, and then scanned the clearing. The leaves, the fake rations pack, the SPESS MAREEN FUD sign.Blue shook her head. There was no way. There was absolutely no way they'd fall for it. No way."Look brothers, a rations pack!"Gork be praised."Hold, Brother Bernard, take another look at this layout. It seems too convenient. This may be a trap.""I agree, Brother Bailey, let us first disturb the leaves, they may be concealing treachery!"The marines shot into leaves with a splash."As expected, quicksand. we must be cautious when recovering these rations, brothers."They walked carefully into the clearing to the edge of the quicksand and started considering retrieval."Do we get ta krump them now?" Blue watched intently over the bolder she was hiding behind, she was itching to try her new invention."You eat dat rock yet?"Then Mr. Squig flew by from opposite end of the clearing, followed by shouts and gunfire. He dumped his payload of gray powder into the quicksand and disappeared into the canopy before the Space Marines could could draw a bead. Part one b.Four Chaos Marines burst into the clearing.
>>20150880"TRAITOR MARINES.""LOYALIST SCUM.""QUICKLY BROTHERS, WE MUST SECURE THE RATIONS PACK BEFORE CHAOS CAN CORRUPT IT.""WE WILL CAPTURE YOUR RATIONS PACK FOR THE GLORY OF CHAOS.""GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!""DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR"The clearing exploded with bolter fire as three marines from each side gave covering fire for the fourth Marine that waded into the quicksand, which was looking quite gray and was slowing."WHAT TREACHERY IS THIS?""WHAT HAVE YOU LOYALISTS DONE TO THE QUICKSAND?"Both chest deep and halfway to the rations pack, the two marines were stuck in the quickly solidifying cement."NOW, YA GITZ!" In the momentary confusion, the Kommandos from all around opened fire, and Blue hammered her big red button home.Steel netting, which took zoggin' fereva to weave, shot up from the dirt around the two groups of marines. They were lifted up into the air, a mess of limbs and bulky packs. Swinging back and forth, the two nets eventually collided with each other with a crunch and got entangled. Loyalist Marines breathing down the necks of Traitor Marines and vice versa, with neither group able to do anything about it.Firing stopped. The marines weren't in any position to discharge their firearms, and the Orks were all too busy laughing. Six marines in the air, dangling. two more entrapped in now tightly packed cement. The rations pack lay there, covered in gray powder but otherwise unmolested. With nothing else to do, the Marines began shouting threats at each other and the Orks to add to the wonderful cacophony.It was a good day to be a Scraploota.
>>20150860>>20150880>>20150895I'm amused.But the buttcheeks waterfall part. What the hell.
>>20150926You've never had to sit outside in super humid weather?I mean I put the fact that Blue has dem hips and the jungle conditions together and that seemed to be the logical conclusion.
>>20150307>>20150255>>20150205Picfag who filled in the spaces on >>20149487here.That was just rough guidelines from what was on the wiki with a bit of random shit I made up to fill in spaces (Like the Gronka Ammo Inc). None of that blueprint is 100% in-stone truth, and so you can modify it to fit whateverthefuck /tg/ says is where.If we can eventually get a decent drawfag, something like pic related for Boris would be fucking awesome.
Just in case, somebody archive this thread, don't assume someone else will. I've done most of the others, but can't right now. Also don't fuck up the tags.
[nospoilers] I don't trust myself to not fuck up the tags. [/nospoilers]
>>20151336Likewise>time for a new thread?
>>20151360Yeah.Though I aint good at enticing people to join a thread so someone else do it.My social skills are like that of a dead baby with down syndrome.
I'll make a new thread if desired and required.
Are you the one who made the previous ones?If so you're on a spree