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>>35278104
>Me : Dex Fighter/Gunslinger
>Friend 1 : Str Fighter/Gunslinger
>Friend 2 : Dex Fighter
>Friend 3 : Dex Fighter/Comic Relief

We'd probably slaughter them. Martial funtimes HO!!!

>>35278514
You would clearly kill them without problems. But what about their traps? Some of them maybe Ebola infected

Or does the reality generally not need a well rounded party?

>>35278104
>they are just cultists so all in all good chances
Ebola-chan's cultists generally carry a sacrificial dagger on them at all times. If there's four cultists and only one fighter in your party, you could very well end up lying dead on their blasphemous altar.

>>35278619
The fat guy can swing an treetrunk (no really he can). So giving him a bat or something like that = two fighters.
But you are right with this party composition a direct assault would be BS.
New Plan:
>Sneaking into the cultists base
>Looking their door
>wait three days until they are weak enough
>kill them

>>35278656
>having a mechanic in the party
>not building a Mad Max tier post-apocalyptic battle truck and ramming it through the side of the cult's temple
It's like you want Ebola to win.

Me : rogue (smallest and lightest on my feet, can normally walk and jog without making much sound, good at takin' shit and getting away)
Friend 1 : barbarian (big, strong, no formal training in fights but good at street brawls and knows how to use a knife, has a solid steel rod about twice as thick as rebar to whack intruders with.)
Friend 2 : ranger (hunts with semi-automatic rifles and his hand-made crossbow, as well as uses Friend 3's dogs)
Friend 3 : druid/animal-friend (sister of friend 2, she trains their hunting dogs and they adore her, and have know friend from foe but also follow "attack" and "stop commands no matter what. It's truly frightening.)

I think we would do pretty well. Assuming the cultists aren't infected with ebola and were simply trying to spread it.
I'm guessing it wouldn't be hard to find the Ebola cultists base.

Alternatively
Me : level0 eavesdrop
Friend 1 : level 1 boxer/wrestler
Friend 2 : level 1 rifle user
Friend 3 : Got big ass dogs that hunt and kill boars, deer, and other things larger and deadlier than you when told to and don't stop until they either do or are told to.

>>35278104
>Me: artist
>friend 1: artist
>friend 2: shrink
>brother: student
doesnt sound so hot so far. Let's check out combat capabilities
>Me: street level thuggery from youth and swordplay from more recent years, weapon of choice is whatever shanks well
>friend 1: Knows karate, bars no holds.
>friend 2: is russian
>brother: Huge as fuck, can bullrush a small crowd.

I think we might win!
Then die from disease

Me- Int/wis high (because everything else is horrifyingly low, except maybe dex to a limited extent), engineer/tactical (we're doomed)
Friend 1- Charisma barbarian
Friend 2- Other barbarian, with dogs
Friends 3-5- more rear echelon stuff.

We're doomed.

>>35278559
In reality, multi-classing isn't a zero sum game.

This is also true of my party

Me : Mechanical Engineer
Friend 1 : Mechanical Engineer
Friend 2 : Materials Science
Friend 3 : Electrical Engineer

There is no trap they could create that we couldn't disassemble if we found it.

>>35278777
This! I mean shit. You have can fight ind shotouts and close combats.
If the dogs are nearly as trained as you described them they could be use to pin one cultist to interrogate him later.

>>35278879
So how would you with your pals go after those cultists? Lets say their base is in a basement of a lonely house.

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>>35278559
>But what about their traps? Some of them maybe Ebola infected

About what kind of 'traps' are we talking about?
>Pic maybe related

Me: Lawyer/professional wrestler in-training.
Friend 1: Workout-crazy history teacher
Friend 2: Fat service technician who now runs his own confectionary factory
Friend 3: Autistic plasterer with retard strength
Friend 4: Salesman who will fuck anything with tits

I guess we would be insanely STR focused.

>>35278916
Put Friend 3 on overwatch outside to take down fleeing cultists, Me, Friend 1 and Friend 2 would gear up with shotguns and sabres.

Breach and Clear motherfuckers. I'd take point because I'm a sociopath and could totally start the bloodshed. We'd probably go to a hardware store to get some blood proofing.

>>35278955
>Friend 4: Salesman who will fuck anything with tits
And now the truth: Is he the redshirt of your party?

>>35278656
Better burn the house down, just in case

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>>35278955
what the fuck kinda sitcom cast are you guys?

>>35279032
Until I actually read what I had written, I didn't realize how weird it sounds on paper. We're just regular dudes.

>>35278983
Probably. He's the one most likely to pull dumb shit, so if it was a life-or-death situation he'd definitely be the first to go.

>>35279074
>We're just regular dudes.
I was going to refute that...
But then I have never met a normal person so...

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>mfw 2 player party
>the horrible multiclassed barbarian/thief and the face who is competent at streetbrawls

There are so many ways to fail here

>>35278104
But half of my group already worships Ebola-chan, and the other two guys are a paranoid stoner libertarian and a classic southern racist.

Why would we be trying to remove the cult?

>>35279130
So many reasons:
-They are Deathbringer-cultists while your friends are Plaguebearer-cultists
-Exp
-Loot
-When you kill those cultists the public will never think that you also are cultists (+4 on all bluff-checks!)

>>35279120
>barbarian/thief
Camalpunch when?

>>35279130
Maybe they're preaching a heretic version of Ebolism. The fact that they're wearing protective suits when approaching the altar would seem to suggest they don't want to feel Ebola-chan's love.

>>35279186
I never said that I have I high str score. I just rage alot when I'm not sneaking around.

>>35279220
You know I couldn't decide what character I would like to play for my next RPG. Now I know it: Ragethief!

Well, assuming that I can bring my friends from around the country to fight back;
Me
>Gangly, tall programming student, High INT, Low WIS, took Judo when I was 12
Friend 1
>Big guy, was fat now fit, works out and eats healthy
Friend 2
>Fellow computer science student, also gangly, can write screenplays
Friend 3
>Knows a lot about metal gear, can probably steal some sneaking moves

We'd probably do as well as any CoC character, especially being britabongs with no guns. Friend 1 is our bruiser, the rest of us stab cultists with kitchen knives.

>>35279258
so, any video game stealth character

>sneaky sneaky sneaky
>FUCK ONE OF THEM NOTICED ME!
>well I'll just silently kill this one guy
>oh, he had three friends
>guess I shoot them
>OH GOD THE ALARM IS GOING OFF NOW
>THEY"RE ALL COMING HERE
>THANK GOD I HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS FOR THIS SHIT

>>35279293
Whats the thing with britbongs don't owning guns?

I mean even here in Germany it is more or less easy to get a gunners liscence and own guns.
No offense, just wondering

>>35279330
I laughed because it happened. Just with a knife instead of a gun.

>>35279340
Well, farmers have guns, so maybe I could get my Grandad's if I was back home. But as a middle-class student, I don't have any need for one or desire for one. Heck, I don't know a place I could buy one.
Of course, come the zombie apocalypse or CoC style cultist infestation, we'd be buggered. Better stock up on sports equipment.

>>35279391
I heard you have winchesters in your pubs

Me: bard/barbarian. I've worked all sorts of jobs from radio dj to bouncer. Good with words but can throw someone if need be.

Friend 1: Commoner. another big dude. Thinks he's big and intimidating, but I've never known him to get in a fight. Except for when he got super drunk and tried to throw someone off a balcony.

Friend 2: Ranger. ex marine sniper.

Friend 3: Artificer. current marine aviation repairman as well as armoury supplier.

I think we are pretty good.

1: Somewhat insane lvl 10 barbarian (he's a fucking combat beast)
2: lvl 0 socially retarded fencer/communist
3: lvl 0 Chubby guy/neet
me: lvl 1 sane person/taekwando (10 years)

Yeah...
Chubby is useless, Commie thinks he's the best at everything and will get himself killed, but our barbarian will rape shit (literally (don't ask)) so everything comes down to if I can convince my psychopath companions not to do something to stupid.

>>35279595
>mfw your buddy rapes a dead Ebola-chan cultists
>MFW he will get only stronger

>>35278104
I want to play but have no friends. What do?

>>35279640
Take on them solo?

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I'm probably the shield guy [pic related].
Friend 1: str fighter.
Friend 2: gunslinger.
Friend 3: Bait for enemies.

Our police used this shields to bash workers something like 50 years ago.
Gf gifted me this one.

>>35279640
roll a sniper/pyro

shit's unfair yo.

>>35279637
dude, his power (rape) level is over 9000, he raped Chubby. Well, he humped him into a sofa that flew into a bookshelf that crashed down on Commie. He then ran out and raided an ice-cream truck that I had to pay for

>>35279651
But I'm fat and don't own guns. This does not look good for me!

>>35279640
Go to a lokal tavern and talk to the mistyrious woodsman lurking in the corner.
Go to the hospital and talk to the sluty nurse.
Go to the lokal fencingschool/karatedojo/boxingclub talk to the angriest guy

Basicall start your own fucking party! How long are you on /tg/?

>>35278104
>>35278104
Me: lore seeker (world religions buff)
Friend 1: Bard (musician)
Friend 2: Artificer (mechanic)
Friend 3: Thief (Nigga steals shit)

A bit lacking in combat but I think we could hold our own. Traps wouldn't be an issue

>>35279779
That's...actually really clever. Thanks anon!

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>>35278945
I would maybe lose to such a trap.

Ebola cult here. Thanks for revealing your plans to destroy us.

May Ebola-chan bless you, fine gentlemen.

>>35278104
Me: Bard
Friend 1: Monk (practical self defence, not martial arts)
Friend 2: Cavalier (crazy good driver)
Friend 3: Cleric of the Goddess of Avarice (lawyer)

>>35278104
Me: group's moral support and de-facto leader untill someone comes up with an actual plan. Useless at actually doing anything other than motivating the rest of the group.
Friend 1: IT worker, stocky build (Has a gun licence)
Friend 2: IT worker, would be a lanky build but he has become a bit of a /fit/ nut for the past two years so actually quite tough
Firend 3: Scientist and mathematician.
Friend 4: Research Psychologist. (Has a gun licence)

Pretty decent party I guess. This being Australia guns really aren't going to come into it even if two of us have licences.

>>35281087
>Friend 2: Cavalier (crazy good driver)
I also have such a friend . We live in a remote mountainous area. He drives like crazy through those curves. But I never felt endangered. He is simply really good.

I'd probably be the trap maker/demolitions guy due to my knowledge in those fields, as well as the comic relief because I'm a silly motherfucker
my buddy Austin would probably be a bardbarian due to his guitar playing and skill at wielding a literal axe.
my friend Shaun would be the unarmed fighter of the group
lastly my buddy Aaron really has no skills of any variety when it comes to fighting, or surviving, or really anything so he'd probably be a commoner... But we'd give him a shotgun and have him try to bit shut us in the back
anyway we'd probably just set up a big ol' bomb and blow those Ebola cultists to high heaven or whatever else they believe in.

>>35281194
My friend works for the repairs department at a car rental company. You get really good at driving when you have to move cars across a city with faulty brakes, or broken engine parts, or wheels that suddenly fall off on the highway. Crazy motherfucker should be dead by now but they learned to stay cool when it happens and not panic.

>>35281493
try to not shoot us in the back*
dat autocorrect doe

>inb4 being part of that cult
Friend 1: Fat guy that constantly sings show tunes/Disney tunes (he's the forever GM, and he's damn funny when not singing)
>Probably gonna be the group's shrink
Friend 2: Spooky McEdgelord that's actually incredibly smart and competent whenever he's not going on about his animes/waifus, damn good with medicine.
>Squad Medic
Friend 3: Intelligent but flighty(in some instances), scrawny yet can hold her own, really friendly.
>moral support
Friend 4: Um, not sure how to describe this guy.......
>Operator operating operationally
Me: Nondescript white guy, lots of guns, best shot of my friends, also best driver under pressure of group.
>Transporter without CCQ skill.

Well, I'm not really sure what's going to happen here, odds are medic, operator and I are going to do all the work while shrink and moral support stay home baking cookies and talking music or some shit

>>35278104
>Me
cultist/loremaster
>Friend1
Cultist/Gunslinger
>Friend2
Cultist/gunslinger


EBOLA CHAN IS LIFE.
EBOLA CHAN IS LOVE.
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN.

>>35282508
So, what do you get out of being a cultist anyway?

Does Ebola-chan keep you from dying of the disease, or give you a nice afterlife or something?

>>35284002
>So, what do you get out of being a cultist anyway?
One free beer per month (they do not transfer, can be a coke but not pepsi).
10% off all purchases on Ikea on fridays.
And restaurant tickets for value of 10 euros. Stack of 30.
Also feeling you're part of something.
>Does Ebola-chan keep you from dying of the disease, or give you a nice afterlife or something?
No, but at least I can be happy of dying a horrible death if it happens. It's win/win really.

>>35284002
Depends how you view it. Ebolists are not that sure themselves.
While some like the Observer- and the Fate- faction want to survive and just see everything degenerated rot away, others like the Deathbringer faction just want to see the world burn. When they are the last survivers they will kill themselves.

Those in the pic are most likely Fatecultists.

>>35278104
>Me: survivalist, and medic (Eagle Scout)
>Friend one: tactics and guns (Air Force ROTC)
>Friend two: funny comments and technical know-how (fa/tg/uy who works IT)
>Friend three: swordsman, archer, and interrogator (sadistic sonnuvabitch who's been trained in swordplay)

>>35286597
VS
>>35282508
7/10
would watch

>>35284278
Oh dear god, they've got multiple denominations of the Ebola cult already?

Christianity stayed together for over a thousand years before the protestants spoiled everything, and these guys couldn't even make it a month without splitting?

>>35278104
Me : Amateur swimmer
Friend 1 : Driver/Brute
Friend 2 : Driver/Brute
Friend 3 : Performer
Friend 4 : Costumer
Friend 5 : Painter

Welp.

>>35292242
Uhh have you never heard of, giving only one example, the Eastern Orthodox Church?

Protestants were not the first splinter group by a long shot

>>35292428
And don't forget the Catharists and the Arianists and all the other smaller sectes of Christianity in the medival ages

>>35278104
>Ebola on Death's horse

>>35294955

Gnostics from even before that.

>>35292323
Lol amateur swimmer

Like in "The Swimmer"?

>>35295038
Oh yeah ...totally forgot those bugers.

>>35284278
Divine tier
>Deathbringers
Ok tier
>Fate
HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN PRAISE tier
>Observers

>>35295603
What about Plaguebearer? They seem pretty reasonable ...for cultists.

And observer ...yeah tehy are scum. I won't even count them as real Ebolists


And for those that aren't familiar with the theology of Ebola-chan:
>Fate-cultists:
Believing that Ebola-chan will spare those that believe in her but accept it when they get her. They don't activly try to get ebola. (See OP Pic)
>Plaguebearer-cultists:
Believing you should search out for Ebola-chan and get ebola. Those of pure faith will survive.
>Deathbringer-cultists:
Ebola-chan should kill everyone. Those most faithfull will be the last to die. They want to spread Ebola-chans love to all corners of the world. Most dangerous.
>Observer-cultists:
Those who find plague and disease fascinating and are more interested in seeing the results of a modern pandemic than actually caring countless innocent people will die during the happening.

>>35295795
In divine tier.

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pic related

Shit, we're all NEETs.

Here I come, Oblivion!

>>35295038
>implying gnostics even count as christian

>>35278104

Some of my friends are cops, so I'd probably just let them take care of it.

Hell, I'll just call more cops and stay at home.

>>35300010
Pfff ...leadership feat. Pussy

>Me: STR Fighter
>Friend J: DEX/CON Gunslinger
>Friend C: INT Hacker
>Friend A: INT/CHA Biologist

I think we would have a decent shot, for a group of nerds that is.

>>35295006
She's in the role of Pestilence/Conquest, who rides a white horse, scrub.

>Me: Level 2 Monk (Light formal training in hand-to-hand combat, plus a natural talent for it)
>Female friend: Level 2 Medic (Going to school to be an EMT)
>Friend 1: Level 1 Commoner (No real talent for fighting, but we can give him a bat to swing around)
>Friend 2: Level 2 Rogue (Very familiar with shady practices)
Friend 3: Level 1 Tactician (No real fighting talent, but has a knack for planning)

Given we have an EMT on our team, I'd rate chances of success to be fairly high. We don't have any real heavy hitters for fighting though, and I think I'm the only one who really knows how to shoot a gun (besides roguefriend, but he's borderline blind).

>>35278104
Me: guerilla fighter (airborne infantry 2x deployed to iraq)
Brother 1: melee fighter (mma junkie/gym rat)
Brother 2: melee fighter/medic (firefighter/paramedic 6' 5 230 lbs)
Wife: dead weight/mule (stupid, whiny)

We'd be good, wife would probably die. (Hopefully)

>>35301310
>We'd be good, wife would probably die. (Hopefully)

so this happens when /tg/ goes for 3D women.

>>35301378
Shes a dime, but has the personality of a spoiled 11 year old girl who believes she truly is the center of the universe. If she died today my life would be so much better.

>>35278104
Me: lvl 7 Bologna Master
Friend 1: Lvl 18 Dice Architect
Friend 2: Lvl 93 Face Taint
Friend 3: Lvl 4 queefomancer

How do we do?

>>35301530
So you are in a group of faggots?

I reckon I'd shoot 'em dead and burn the bodies, pilgrim

>>35301500
>>35301310
You see, you're supposed to use the wife as bait to distract the cultists. It's a well known fact that every cult inevitably wants to sacrifice a hot girl to their deity, and will willingly leave their stronghold in order to acquire such a sacrifice.

If it works, you get them out in the open away from their altar, where their power will be weakest. If it doesn't work, you've at least gotten rid of your annoying wife.

I have a gun, I know a guy who's a lawyer. I think it's going to be fine.

>>35300010
>have cop friends shoot cultist
>ACLU shows up
>civil rights lawsuit
>"he a good cultist, he din' do nuffin."
>go directly to jail
>ebola-chan monument erected in your hometown to remember the poor slain cultist
>world is doomed

>>35278903
The dogs are trained to keep things alive but stop them from moving.
They can kill things by accident, or when they're in danger or when the owner says so. Never fuck with hunting dogs. They will fuck you up.

>>35307826
That's what you get for playing a modern-era campaign.

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>>35278104
Me: SCA Ballista engineer/lvl 1 priest
Friend1: SCA fighter/lvl 3 heavy metal rockstar
Friend2: SCA fighter/lvl 4 construction worker
Friend3: Fat geek/lvl 9 chef

We may fair well if we can draw them out into an open field battle. If we survive we'll listen to power metal and eat puerco pibil provided we can defend the cook. If not, I got last rites covered for all who fall.