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??? Quest 05/08/14(Thu)18:13:44 No.32002268

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??? Quest Ikeepscrewingup 05/08/14(Thu)18:13:44 No.32002268

"Three minutes 24 seconds to landing!"

You sit up, stretching as your squad readies their weapons.

You all got shit to do.

Drinking down some very much-needed vodka, you take a quick look at your comrades.

"Diti-dun dun, duuun, dun dun~" The young bard adorably hums while jamming on her guitar.

A few clinks and clangs can be heard from the transport's ceiling as the squad's counter-sniper checks her eight cybernetic legs.

The unit's psion, engineer, and stock broker levitates a foot above the metal bench on the side of the transport, her floating blowtorch fixing something on her welding mask.

"Fuunyaaa..." In front of you is the team's assassin, rolling around on the floor in her sleep. In her hands, gripped like a teddy bear, is an electromagnetic vibrokatana.
You don't fucking know either.

Leaning against a wall, looking as dark and moody as she can in that revealing cyberarmor, is the squad's heavy gunner and Valkyrie, fancy term for girls with metal wings and shit.

Second to last is the alchemist-grenadier, squatting down on the floor while stuffing several multicolored-flasks into her quad-shotgun.

And the only other person sitting on the transport's metal bench is the team's mage/hacker, the fingers of her rune-covered hands typing away furiously at some handheld computer thing.
Judging by her facial expression and other cues, the slut's ERPing again.

And you're in charge of 'em all.

"Dun-du-duh-dudunnnn-dun-dun~"

You take a good, long, drink of the Motherland's finest.

The hell's your squad even called again?
And what's the name of your current (male) Host body, squad leader?

>[Name of unit]
>[Name of Host]
>Questions.

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)18:30:22 No.32002596

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)18:30:22 No.32002596

>>32002268
>unit
Sticky-Fingers
>Host
Reichenbach

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)18:32:08 No.32002625

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)18:32:08 No.32002625

>Able Squad: Nicknamed "Unable Squad" famed for being where they send the dunces and misfits
>Rodney Watkins
What are we dropping into?

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)18:52:30 No.32002940

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)18:52:30 No.32002940

>??? quest
really OP?

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)18:52:32 No.32002941

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)18:52:32 No.32002941

>>32002268
>>[Name of Host]
Slab Bulkhead

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)18:53:51 No.32002974

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)18:53:51 No.32002974

>>32002268
>[Name of Host]
Ivan Vodkovich

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)18:57:09 No.32003029

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)18:57:09 No.32003029

>>32002268
>>[Name of unit] Fag team
>>[Name of Host] Shit Quest #585829 brigade
>>Questions.
you're a faggot

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)19:02:38 No.32003145

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)19:02:38 No.32003145

>>32002268
Honestly, this just makes me want to get back into ERP.

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)19:05:00 No.32003177

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)19:05:00 No.32003177

>>32002625
Screw it, this.

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)19:08:02 No.32003231

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)19:08:02 No.32003231

>>32002268
>Host Name
Vladimir Dragorovich
>Unit Name
The Blackwing Brigade

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)19:09:14 No.32003250

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)19:09:14 No.32003250

>>32002268
This somehow reminds me of >>31999350, gotta be same OP.

Ikeepscrewingup
05/08/14(Thu)20:37:00 No.32004978

Ikeepscrewingup 05/08/14(Thu)20:37:00 No.32004978

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>>32002940
Actual name will be shown shortly.
>>32003029
As I'm OP, that goes without saying.
>>32003250
Negative, I've played Half-Life.

>>32002268
>>32002625
>>32003177
(Good names won't be wasted, don't worry.)

Able Squad, aka "Unable Squad". Honestly, some of them look quite able, if very unreliable. The others...

"Dun-din-dititun..."

Rodney Watkins.
So far he's a good Host, despite the remnants of old injuries from the Cryptid Wars dotting his insides. How'd that shrapnel even get there?

...More importantly, where's this transport going again?

"What are we dropping into?"

At your question most of the squad is dismayed.

"He lost his memory again, great." The spider-girl states.
"How about you try adjusting to a new brain like he does, Veronika?" The sweating mage snaps.
"When you stop experiencing arousal over pixels on a screen, I'll consider it, Shizi." The mage simply chuckles.
"What's so funny?"
"Deeetiiidun, dun dun..."
"Nothing. At. All!"
"To answer your Q, Lieutenant..." The alchemist begins while pumping her quad-shotgun.
"Rodney Watkins."
"LT Watkins, well first of all we're not dropping. This isn't a Dropship."
"Huh?"
"It's a Crash Ship, Boss! We're crashing!" The psychic mechanic excitedly shouts.

What.

"...What the fuck are we crashing into?"

"A church." The aerial gunner in the dark states dryly.
"The...fuck?"
"Duuun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun diti-duuun~!"
"It's a cathedral, Suko." Shizi corrects the Valkyrie.
"Whatever."

The hell've you gotten into?

"55 seconds to landing!"

"Hey Milooord, you haven't even gotten a weaapon yeeet, fuuuun~" The sleepy assassin on the ground mumbles.
"Vivel's right, you need a gun, Boss. Shizi?"
"Already on it Teza."

A compartment in the floor below opens up, revealing several weapons.

"40 seconds to landing!"

Fuck, you don't have much time to examine your options. Gonna have to just choose.

Pick three.

>Renewal Carbine
>Charm Flintock
>Pulser Bullpup
>Reanimation Magnum
>Whirlwind Shotgun

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)20:40:52 No.32005051

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)20:40:52 No.32005051

>>32004978
>Pulser Bullpup

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)20:42:10 No.32005073

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)20:42:10 No.32005073

>>32004978
>Whirlwhind Shotgun

>"Dun-din-dititun..."
Is that fucking Game of Thrones?

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)20:47:45 No.32005173

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)20:47:45 No.32005173

>>32004978
>>Pulser Bullpup

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)20:49:12 No.32005206

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)20:49:12 No.32005206

>>32004978
>>Charm Flintock

Ikeepscrewingup
05/08/14(Thu)20:52:23 No.32005271

Ikeepscrewingup 05/08/14(Thu)20:52:23 No.32005271

>>32004978
>Reanimation Magnum
>Renewal Carbine
>Charm Flintock
Are you going to get a trip?

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76
05/08/14(Thu)20:59:09 No.32005410

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76 05/08/14(Thu)20:59:09 No.32005410

>>32005051
>>32005073
>>32005173
>>32005206
Called for those three, unless a sudden surge of votes demanding otherwise occurs.
>>32005271
Was hoping to wait a little longer, but yes.
Testing testing.

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)21:00:40 No.32005446

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)21:00:40 No.32005446

>>32004978
>>Reanimation Magnum

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)21:02:38 No.32005484

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)21:02:38 No.32005484

>>32004978
>Reanimation Magnum

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)22:03:07 No.32006764

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)22:03:07 No.32006764

So, did OP die on us?

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76
05/08/14(Thu)22:05:43 No.32006823

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76 05/08/14(Thu)22:05:43 No.32006823

>>32006764
I am not kill.
Writing as we speak.

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)22:07:12 No.32006857

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)22:07:12 No.32006857

>>32006823
Good! I would have been incredibly upset if I found this quest just in time for you to disappear.

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)23:31:51 No.32008655

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)23:31:51 No.32008655

OP had an aneurysm and died.

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)23:36:01 No.32008734

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)23:36:01 No.32008734

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>>32008655
I believe Anon, I believe he'll return one day.

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76
05/08/14(Thu)23:53:23 No.32009098

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76 05/08/14(Thu)23:53:23 No.32009098

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>>32006764
>>32006857
>>32008655
>>32008734
>>32008655

I LIVE.

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76
05/08/14(Thu)23:55:21 No.32009134

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76 05/08/14(Thu)23:55:21 No.32009134

>Pulser Bullpup
>Charm Flintock
>Reanimation Magnum

First weapon that catches your eye is a black-red bullpup rifle, which you take immediately. It feels comfortable in your hands. It's beautiful...

"30 seconds to landing!"

Shit!

No time to check it out. You next grab a flintock with a pink heart on the side of it. A slight feeling of dominance enters you.
"
"Command gave him a fucking Charm gun?!" Shotgun-grenadier-alchemist whatever screeches.

"Heh, kinky..." Shizi mutters.
"The hell's wrong with you Shizi?"

"20 seconds to landing!"

You need one more, one more! Last one that grabs your attention is a magnum. At least half of it is composed out of bone and flesh. As it enters your hand you can feel the flesh silently moving.

Perfect.

"10 seconds!"

"Dun dun dididi-ditiduuuun, DUN DUN!"

Quick as you can, you holster the two pistols and grip the Pulser as tight as you can.

"Two seconds! On-"

The world (or at least the Crash Ship) spasms, screams all around.

...

Fuck, your Host just lost consciousness.
You can control the subconscious movements of sleep slightly albeit while essentially blinded. You keep the grip on the Pulser.

A good half-minute passes before your Host begins to wake up, and you are one once more.

Your eyes opening, you see...
(Pick three)

>Loli bard
>Veronika the sniping cyberspider
>Alchemical grenadier
>Teza the psionic mechanic
>Vivel the loyal yet sleepy assassin
>Suko the Valkyrie gunner
>Shizi the ERPing hacker mage

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)23:57:39 No.32009181

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)23:57:39 No.32009181

>>32009134
>Veronika the sniping cyberspider
>Vivel the loyal yet sleepy assassin
>Suko the Valkyrie gunner

Anonymous
05/08/14(Thu)23:59:53 No.32009225

Anonymous 05/08/14(Thu)23:59:53 No.32009225

>>32009134
>Alchemical grenadier
>Suko the Valkyrie gunner
>Teza the psionic mechanic

Anonymous
05/09/14(Fri)00:07:44 No.32009398

Anonymous 05/09/14(Fri)00:07:44 No.32009398

Rolled 3

>>32009134
>>Loli bard
>Shizi the ERPing hacker mage

>Alchemical grenadier

Anonymous
05/09/14(Fri)00:16:41 No.32009554

Anonymous 05/09/14(Fri)00:16:41 No.32009554

>>32009134
>>Loli bard
>>Alchemical grenadier
>>Shizi the ERPing hacker mage

Anonymous
05/09/14(Fri)00:18:49 No.32009609

Anonymous 05/09/14(Fri)00:18:49 No.32009609

>>32009134
>Suko the Valkyrie gunner
>Alchemical grenadier
>Veronika the sniping cyberspider

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76
05/09/14(Fri)00:28:14 No.32009830

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76 05/09/14(Fri)00:28:14 No.32009830

Suko and quad-shotgunner are go.
Three way tie between Veronika, the loli bard, and Shizi.
May we get a tie breaker?

Anonymous
05/09/14(Fri)00:31:14 No.32009903

Anonymous 05/09/14(Fri)00:31:14 No.32009903

Rolled 1

>>32009830

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76
05/09/14(Fri)00:33:41 No.32009937

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76 05/09/14(Fri)00:33:41 No.32009937

>>32009903
Veronika it is.
~~Now, to write before Hypnos claims me against my will.~~

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76
05/09/14(Fri)01:13:43 No.32010651

Ikeepscrewingup !!Y8e58km/A76 05/09/14(Fri)01:13:43 No.32010651

>>32009937
Damn it...wrote over half but it's past midnight and I'm nearly out.
Thread's still up I'll post in here, otherwise I'll create a new one. (It'll have "Gals" in the title if I don't use ??? again.)

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