Living in the databaseGonna take a while before starting, true OP stylePast threads: http://pastebin.com/uMT2kb5qTwitter: https://twitter.com/Saxton_0
We will still mourn it days after the quest end.>>31388853Well, I guess that's done.
>>31388853
I may not be here to dump reaction images today, so you guys better not fuck this up.
>>31388814And now a moment of Silence for our Beloved Brother: DATA(here, have this one Space Cowboys)
>>31388956>mako as thorhue
>>31388956>no NuiWhat, is she too good to show up? Even that weird kid who got banned from Honnoji for shittalking Satsuki and supporting Ryuko showed up!
>>31389066She's there, she's using a disguise to avoid getting smack by Anaru. look closer
>>31389103That was the joke. I even pointed out exactly which one Nui is.
>>31389141lol mah brain aint working. its been a long day.
>>31389027It was the only one there deserving of her. Afterall, Gama already had dibs on hulk
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As soon as you get back, you return the uniform to Inumuta, and head straight to see Satsuki. You tell her of what happened.For a while, Satsuki is lost in thought. ""Disobey our earlier orders to merely observe Honnouji"? They're planning to attack us?""That's what it sounds like. While Dad's decision not to tell them anything about us was a good one, it creates a problem now.""Nevertheless, we cannot risk getting exposed. We have no choice but to prepare to defend ourselves."She's right. If Ragyou finds out what you're planning now, all the effort will go to waste.Still...[ ] We should go easy on them[ ] We should treat them like any other enemy
>>31389349captcha: worship cPleases
>>31389363>[]go easy on them.Share with us the secrets of the DTR!!!
>>31389363>We should go easy on themIt's probably risky, but we can't afford to wipe them out. We share the same goal.Just enough to push them off and stop them from attacking us, but not a full-blown complete destruction.
>>31389363>[x] We should go easy on themIf they're any good, or CAN be any good, they'll be very useful. No point destroying potential resources.
>>31389363>[x] We should go easy on themBut not too easy.
>>31389363>[x] We should treat them like any other enemyNot the time to take risks
>>31389363[x] We should treat them like any enemyGotta push them and ourselves.
>>31389363[ ] We should go easy on themRemember how useless they were in the show? Time to make sure that doesn't happen
>>31389399>>31389418>>31389422>>31389453>>31389538
>>31389554
I really wish you'd stick to one OP omage just so people could eyeball your threads out of catalog
>>31389712I should probably do that, actually.I don't know what to use, though.
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>>31389363>[ ] We should treat them like any other enemy
>>31389712I just follow OP on twitter, works every time. >>31389733Repost that drawfag image of 4-star Ryuko (w/ or w/o scarf) and I'll make you something 90% not shitty in 5 minutes.
>>31389801
>>31389801>Schmuck trying to take my place will probably work
>>31389363"...We should probably go easy on them.""What do you mean?""I mean, if they attack our territory, they're fair game. However, I don't think we should pursue them or attack them ourselves. At some point, they might become useful, and then we'll be glad we didn't wipe them out.""I see my sister has become quite the tactician." Satsuki smiles, and you blush. "Yes, that is a good idea. However...""However?""If Ragyou demands of us to go after them, we will have no choice but to do so.""...Yeah, I guess that's true. Let's hope it doesn't come to that." Satsuki nods."Now, we should probably ask Inumuta if he's found anything interesting in what you've recorded at the mansion."The two of you knock at Inumuta's door. He opens, wearing Probe Regalia. You shudder."Oh, Lady Satsuki, Matoi. I'm just about done transferring the data." He points to the cable connecting the uniform to one of the numerous computers in the room. He types something on one of the multiple keyboards on the uniform, unplugs the cable, and deactivates the uniform."Now, let's see if we can find out anything new from this." He takes a while to look through the images and video footage you've recorded, as well as the data accompanying it."Well, anything?", you ask."Judging by this, the explosion in the mansion took place on the very same day you first went there, several hours prior."Damn it. If only you got there a bit faster.
>>31389801Or they could press CTRL+F. It isn't hard.I like that the starter images are a sort of "Last time on What If Quest".
>>31389897>"Last time on What If Quest"Inumuta's kneecaps were blown the fuck up?
>>31389847>>31389733Bam. Blah blah blah hours in MS Paint. It's not super great but it'll do it's job. Other anons feel free to improve it.
>>31389880"But there's more. It's very faint, as the explosion masked most of it, but it seems like the uniform recorded some traces of a fight.""A fight?", Satsuki asks."Yes. The damage on floor and walls suggests so. The traces span from the underground lab hatch to the main hall, and abruptly end there.""So, our father fought somebody that day?" No doubt it was whoever blew up the mansion."That's the logical conclusion, yes. ...Oh?" Inumuta seems to have noticed something, and is carefully reading the data."What?""Again, the explosion erased most of it, but... It seems that in the main hall, somebody lost quite a bit of blood. Not enough to die or pass out, but it was no mere cut. It's impossible to tell who it belonged to, though."Worry fills your mind, and you can see it on Satsuki's face, as well."Is there anything else there?", you ask."No. Nothing else. The battle must've abruptly ended, but it's hard to tell who won, or if anybody did. Anyway, Matoi. How come you didn't record any data in the underground lab, apart from what Mikisugi said?""Skip the video footage to after I leave the lab, and you'll see."Inumuta does so. He sees Mikisugi blow up the lab."...I see. That is a shame." Did he just shed a tear?Inumuta finds nothing else of interest in the data you've gathered. Still, it was somewhat informative. Your father fought somebody, one of them took a hit, and the fight ended there. Who took the hit though, and what happened later?
>>31390227>Did he just shed a tear?Inumuta cries for his true love._DATA_
>>31390227We feel your pain bro. It hurts us all<----In other news: REVOCS has recently bought Disney
Anyway, we should go deal with aikuro.
>>31390227Damn.Does that mean if we'd chosen "confront" instead of "hide", we might have been able to get into the lab and check it out and record there?
>>31390467Probably. And scared the shit out of Aikuro.But we'd also probably have blown our cover. Every move so far has had it's ups and downs.
Everybody is kill
>>31390867I lives
>>31390227For the remainder of the academic year, schools under Honnouji Academy's control suffer numerous attacks on a varying scale. What's surprising is that a single person is apparently behind most of them, though their identity remains a mystery.However, as per your suggestion, and Satsuki's orders, the schools only defend themselves, and make no attempts to pursue the attacker.Honnouji Academy itself suffers no such attacks. Perhaps the man, who is no doubt a Nudist Beach operative, realizes it would not be so easy to avoid capture here.On top of that, the organization has an inside man in the academy, who likely still thinks you don't realize who he is.Regardless, the plan continues. By the end of the second year, Satsuki controls a large majority of schools, with only some in the north and east remaining.You, on the other hand, continue training Sanageyama and Mako. While Sanageyama steadily picks up new tricks and polishes his grasp on them, it's not so easy with Mako. She easily forgets what she's learned, and often dozes off. Though in the end, she does make progress as well.While you still aren't sure if you can trust him, you develop a friendship with Senketsu. Only you and Satsuki can hear him, so it's easy to pass him off as an accessory, without drawing suspicion.He does not remember any of his past, but he remains firm in his belief that he was "born to be worn by you". If he wasn't a talking scarf, you just might've fallen for him.
>>31390968>If he wasn't a talking scarf, you just might've fallen for him.Ah, naw. Stop OP. You're gonna make me FEELS.
>>31390968Awww, the OTP lives
>>31390968>If he wasn't a talking scarf, you might've fallen for him.Aww.
>>31390968>If he wasn't a talking scarf, you just might've fallen for him
>yfw Inu had cameras on the inside of the suit
>>31390968So, because I don't like having an entire functioning, non-destroyed heartWhen we sleep, what do we do with Senketsu?
>>31391246Use him as a sleep mask?
>>31390968A strong sea breeze blows. The massive bridge connecting the artificial island to the mainland does not provide much shelter from the wind.A lone figure is walking down the bridge. Once close enough, they stop to take in the sight. And a sight it is. A massive tower made up of numerous smaller buildings. On the very top, a huge school, designed like a sailor uniform."So, this is Honnouji Academy?"
>>31391365>"Are you sure this is necessary, Ryuko?">"Sticking my nose in a pure stack of life fiber make me feel good."
>>31391483>Don't you dare open thisSpoiler Images are turned off for me, OP.
>>31391483OH SHIT!!
>>31391483INCOMING
>>31391483>Partyvan don't hide spoiler image's thumbnailsAh well.
>>31391483AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31391483
>>31391483NO! OH FUCK NO! NO, NO, NO!
"Lunch" break, 20 minutes or so.
>>31391483That's Nui's face, right?
>>31391640NO! NO SKELETONS! FUCK SKELETONS!
>>31391640>OPs face right the fuck now
Just great, Skeletons in this thread, empty air in the other thread im in.....sigh.on a side not: be honest, is Catpool getting to be too much?
>>31391657It'll turn out that Nagita was a real person Nui killed to imitate, and this is the real one. We'll be overly cautious or outright hostile around him and then get completely blindsided when she pops out of Hakodate or Fukuroda instead.
>>31391810Not really.They're terrible, but they're funnier for it.
>>31391810It's nice to have original artwork on a quest
Back.
>>31392067Was the taste of our tears everything you'd imagined?
>>31391810I'm imagining Rei as Venom for some reason. It's kinda funny.>>31392067It begins. Fun fact: One of my few pieces of OC
>>31391810Well, personally I'm more just puzzled at where the hell the meme came from. I don't dislike it but I am just wondering at the... well, everything.>>31391546Hey, this post is stretching my screen.Could you please remove it and repost it without the super-long, screen-stretching, "AAAAHH!" ?
>>31392141Get a bigger screen, dork.
>>31391483The sound of multiple, loud sirens wakes you up. You glance at your alarm clock: 4 AM.It takes you a moment, but then you realize. It's this semester's No-Late Day.Although only Gamagoori's duties oblige him to watch over the event, you figure that you might as well get up, now that you're awake. You quickly get ready, dress up, and head for the main room in Student Council chambers.There, you see the Devas in varying degrees of disarray, except for Gamagoori, his hair perfectly combed, and uniform ironed. Satsuki is there as well, with no signs of fatigue whatsoever. You expected no less."This time, No-Late Day will be a bit different than before.", she says, and everybody turns their attention to her."You, the Devas, will be temporarily stripped of your Ultima Uniforms, and participate alongside No-Stars."You have a hearty chuckle at the expense of the four, watching their faces rapidly fall.Satsuki turns to you. "That applies to you as well.""Eh?"
>>31392155I'd have to get one 2 times wider than normal.
>>31392240
>>31392240"This seems counterproductive, as we are LITERALLY already at school. I mean, you might as well Jog all the way up the side of Honnouji yourself. Are we gonna run all the way to the bottom and back?"Not that I'm not sure we haven't done the Rocky stairs-jog up and down the Academy before
>>31392240Well, this should be fine. At least for us.I mean we ARE at peak physical condition.... Can we keep Senketsu? He's not a ultima uniform.
>>31392358>"This seems counterproductive, as we are LITERALLY already at school. I mean, you might as well Jog all the way up the side of Honnouji yourself. Are we gonna run all the way to the bottom and back?"She might make us race out to the edge of a zone and then race back or something. Or otherwise handicap us.
>>31392240No.... No-Late DayRusemaster confirmed!!!
>>31392372I think he better question is, can we keep Jiyuuzan. Given that we may or may not be assaulted with machine guns and land-mines.
>>31392417>Maiko somehow found out about Senketsu>Think wearing him as a scarf give STREPOWER>Senketsu just strangle her
>>31392475Strepower?
>>31392409I think stripping the uniforms is the handicap, and we'll probably just ride down and start the same time everyone else does.
>>31392475>Senketsu just strangles her while also comically slapping her with himselfThat would be adorable.>>31392501It's a joke because Maiko says both the japanese word for "power" and also "power" in English. So she effectively says "power-power".
>>31392141The meme was created during a part of this quest when someone pointed out the Inu's War Regalia looked like Spiderman. I then decided to oblige my love of crappy memesAs for the screen thing....how do i do that? Still kind of a newfag
>>31392527Ah.
>>31392240Fun fact while I write the next bit: this post is one of the earliest parts of the quest I've written (3 days before the first thread), and the only part so far ahead. Everything else I've prepared beforehand was the beginning.
>>31392529You resize your browser to a better format (like 600x600 or whatever) and take another screenshot.
>>31392671....lets pretend I don't understand how to into 4chan or web browsers
>>31388814man i never really understood the exploding knees joke
>>31392529Ah, no, I meant deleting the really long post here. >>31391546See, that really really long "AAAAAHHH!!" you posted? Since it was all continuous -- all one word -- that meant when it shows up on the thread, it doesn't do the 'wrap-around' thing; instead it just keeps on going.You can do that by selecting it -- there's a small square to the left of the post, just before where your name comes out on the post, which you can check-mark.Then you scroll down to the bottom and look near the bottom right. There should be stuff like a "Delete" **button**, a "Report" button. Right next to the style select.Hit the "Delete" button. That should do it.(Not the checkmark next to the "Delete Post" written down there. That checkmark is labeled "File Only" which I assume would mean that only the file in the post would be deleted rather than the actual post.)I wasn't thinking anything about screenshots or whatever. Just about browsing the thread.
>>31390968>He does not remember any of his past, but he remains firm in his belief that he was "born to be worn by you". If he wasn't a talking scarf, you just might've fallen for him.oh man too far
>>31392802tried it, says i cant delete posts that old....sorry mate.
>>31392639Were we -that- predictable or did you write for each choice?
>>31392802Actually, despite having an enormous monitor also, from my POV, the think clearly "wraps", as in it line breaks about half way across the screen. You might want to check your browser or 4chan settings.
>>31393033It was only a loose idea that I thought is cool at that point. Everything in between was pure improv with some vague goalpoints.
what ifmovie night at honnoujisatsuki, ryuko, the devas, and iori all comenow, who brings what movie?
>>31393105Inu brings Hackers and him and Iori laugh the entire film
>>31392240"She can't do this!""But she did.", Inumuta notes."But, she can't!"The five of you were forced to turn in your uniforms, change into tracksuits, and go to the slums, to gather with the No-Stars. Satsuki kept Senketsu as well, claiming he would give you "an unfair advantage". Why did she let you keep Jiyuuzan, then?"Lady Satsuki can do whatever she pleases, as she is the academy's ruler. Your complaints are pointless, Matoi." If Satsuki is involved, Gamagoori can put up with anything, it seems.So, from what you know about No-Late Day, you have to get to the school by 8:30 AM, all the while avoiding traps prepared by the Disciplinary Bureau members. Even though you have four hours left, it sounds like a pain in the ass. What did you do to deserve this?You sigh. "Guess we have to do it."The sirens sound off again, marking the beginning of No-Late Day. The No-Stars around you start to scramble towards the first trap.[ ] Follow the crowd[ ] Try to find an easy way out
>>31393201>[x] Try to find an easy way out
>>31393105Inumuta brings HackersNonon brings Immortal Beloved or AmadeusSanageyama brings some Japanese B-movie about delinquentsI'm still percolating on the rest.
>>31393201>[ ] Try to find an easy way outSuckers
>>31393201[ ] Follow the crowd
>>31393105Ragyou crashes the party and brings a home video.
>>31393222>Sanageyama>Not an old samurai flick
>>31393105Gamagori of course brings his copy of HnK<----speaking of which!>>31393201[]Lead the Crowd- Many hands make heavy work light!
>>31393201>[x] Follow the crowd
>>31393201>[x] Follow the crowdAnd by follow, I mean "stride to the front and begin carving a bloody swath with Jiyuuzan".
>>31393201>[ ] Follow the crowd
>>31393222>>31393227One of them's got to bring Kung Powno stream sorry or the old Batman movie - you know, the one with Adam West in it. Probably Mako if she comes along.
>>31393296>[x] Follow the crowdSeconding this too
>>31393255>>31393292>>31393296>>31393298>>31393363
>>31393270>>31393387Here OP, i have a Gift for you to use!
>>31393105>>31393105Satsuki: NoneNani Sore: Good taste: Dead Poet's society? Driving lessons maybe? Something based on cultural struggles. Bad taste: The Room. Maybe BirdemicCatpool: BirdemicIra: Something ultranationalist - probably some film considered a local classic.Monkey: Something like Double Team; maybe one of Bruce Lee's flicksRyuko: Something that was popular and pretty good, very actiony - maybe avengers movie?Iori: Hackers?Maiko: Ten Little NiggersNui:Human centipede mixed into something like Shrek>>31393201[x]Follow the crowdHard work is best work
>>31393265I wouldn't necessarily say he's classy enough for that, but fine, Sanageyama brings the original Seven Samurai. Satsuki's much more difficult. Would she bring a classic piece of cinema, like Citizen Kane or The Great Dictator or god know what, or would she actually prefer something softer?Alternatively, with Senketsu Shippu or Junketsu Senpu, Ryuko brings Top Gun and she and Satsuki begin quoting it.
>>31393468>The great dictatorAs much as I love the film, I doubt she would. Kinda too comedic and critical for her palate, I'd imagine.If we're talking post series Satsuki, I think she might go for something like Chocolat.
>>31393460>Something that was popular and pretty good, very actiony - maybe avengers movie?>popular and pretty good>pretty good>avengersStop that shit right now
>>31393468Anon, you can be my Wingman Anytime actually I can imagine Satsuki bringing in V for Vendeta
>>31393548I found the Avengers movie to be pretty topnotch. Not gonna go fanboy on it, but it was quite well put together in my opinion.
>>31393596Indeed, it's one of the few movies I'll actually bother to rewatch...
>>31393548It was pretty good. I can't honestly see how it could be called anything other than good unless you're some kind of comic fanboy sperging over minutiae of the Marvel universe or something.
>>31393468>Sanageyama brings the original Seven Samurai.
>>31393548Well I haven't seen it, but based on what people have been saying it's pretty good.Also I'd like to add Les Miserables to Ryuko's list anyway, if only because it's guaranteed to give Nonon a shitfit.
>>31393956There's hope left.A teen born in 1997 told me yesterday his favorite game from the last gen was Demon's Souls.
>>31393201There are probably additional traps waiting for those trying to find an easy way out, so you decide to follow the crowd."You guys coming?", you call out to the Devas. They hesitate for a moment, but eventually start following your lead.The first trap is a simple one. As the No-Stars run up the stairs to the first checkpoint, the stairs suddenly fold into a flat surface, sending everyone sliding down. You manage to climb over, and reach the first checkpoint."One... out of 999?! What the hell?!""That... was not the plan." Gamagoori is surprised as well."Is Lady Satsuki trying to test us?", Sanageyama wonders."Seems like it. That, or she's just messing with us. Let's go."Where did Inumuta go?Suddenly, a familiar voice. "Ryuuko-chan!" Mako grabs you by the neck, spins around several times, and sends you both on the ground. You consider yourself lucky your spine is still intact."Mako, I don't feel like dying yet.", you say, as you get up and check if your neck is intact."Ooh, the Devas are here too! Did you guys get demoted? Let's go to school together!"[ ] Yes[ ] No
>>31392965Oh well. Thanks for trying.>>31393036Huh, interesting -- it doesn't do that on mine. I'd actually tried to change around 4chan settings to see if I could make an uber-long post in another thread do a wrap-around, but for some reason it didn't take. I'll try again I guess.>>31393105Princess Bride. Somebody has to pick it.
Sorry for being so slow, guys. Had a couple things to do.
>>31394265>[ ] Yes
>>31394265>[ ] YesEverybody, get on the friendship train!!!
>>31394265Oh thank god I thought this thread was about to have a Dolmio day.[X] No, we're still Devas. Ready to help as needed. [x] Yes, I'm up for walking with you. How about you guys[the Devas]?
>>31394265>[x]YesCome to mama, sweet plot armo--erm, adorable sidekick!Yeah, I know we're on a different timeline now, but there's no reason NOT to take her, is there?
>>31394265>[x] YesMako is indestructible.
>>31394265[ ] Yes
>>31394327>>31394331>>31394342>>31394345>>31394346
>>31394265>[X] Yes
>>31394265[x]Sure.>Mako, there's a difference between being demoted, and just showing everyone else how to get through the No-late day course!
>>31394265>[X] YesBecause why the fuck not
>>31394265"Ah hell, why not. We all have to get there, anyway.""Why do we have to babysit the underachiever?", Nonon grumbles.With Mako in tow, and Inumuta still missing, the five of you start making your way through a wide array of traps. Half of those make you wonder who got the idea to make them, or how did they manage to do it. Alligators and pools of lava are far from what you would call conventional traps.--------------------------------------------------------------------It seems everything is going as planned, but you decide to make sure of it. You step inside the Disciplinary Bureau's surveillance room. A lone figure is seated in front of the monitors, carefully observing the events of No-Late Day.They seem to be absorbed in the work, so you make your presence known. "Oogure, are the preparations complete?"The chair turns around, revealing the Head of Trap Development, Oogure Maiko sitting in it."Lady Satsuki! Yes, of course. Vice-President and the Devas won't know what hit them."You allow yourself a tiny smile. "Good. Carry on."--------------------------------------------------------------------"Ryuuko-chan, we only have an hour left!" Mako frantically points to her wristwatch."Damn it. And we're only barely through the slums. The rest will probably be even tougher."
>>31394970This actually makes everything make a lot more sense.>>31394989GODDAMNIT, SATSUKI AND RUSEMASTER.THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?Man, Onee-san's getting at least 12 hours of "I'm not speaking to you" for these shenanigans.
Guys we must Shadowrun Nui and Aikuro
hmmmm it seems the guy is missing....oh well everyone heres some more forum weapons
>>31394989>The return of the God of RuseWe have invoked more than we can overcome.
>>31395232The return of best girl.Best after DATA.
>>31395049>"Ryuko, you have to understand It was to train you.">[pouting intensifies]
>>31394989As the five of you make your way towards the One-Star sector, Sanageyama suddenly stops and looks upwards."What the hell?"You look at where he's faced. One of the high-speed cable cars is making its way up to the academy. Inside of it is... Inumuta!"TRAITOR!", you and the remaining three Devas yell, and Mako waves at him. Inumuta waves back."Forget him, we'll deal with him later.", you say.You finally arrive at the One-Star section of the town. Before you is a rather unusual scene. An armored school bus is making its way through... a minefield?"No way, the One-Stars have it so easy!" Seems Mako wants to hitch a ride.The situation seems simple enough.[ ] Hijack the bus[ ] Look for an alternative
>>31395049>>31395272We need to get her with a pie trap.
>>31395328>[x] Look for an alternative
>>31395328>[ ] Hijack the bus
>>31395328> [x] Hijack the busOfficial deva business.
>>31395328>Hijack the buss>Let Mako use the Minigun!
>>31395328On one hand, we should probably look for an alternate route...on the other hand, I want to see how the bus ride pans out now that we have the Devas with us.Fuck it, we're jackin' a bus!
>>31395328[x]Hijack the busMOVE OVER ONE STARSSTUDENT COUNCIL IN DA PLACE
>>31395328>[x] Hijack
>>31395378>>31395381>>31395396>>31395401>>31395404
>>31395328>[X] Hijack the bus
>>31395272>"Fucking Aligators, Satsuki?">"Is Ragyo a fucking Bond Villain?">"Are we going to assault the REVOCs HQ and they're gonna throw SHARKS WITH LASERS AT US, OR SOMETHING?">>31395328>[x] Hijack the bus"Jiyuuzan here says this is my bus. ANY OBJECTIONS?">>31395330Note to self: steal a pie and hit Satsuki with it.
>>31395440To be fair, if Nui was the type to use traps that's pretty much exactly what she'd do.
>>31395423OFFICIAL BUSINESS
>>31395486Nui would also be the kind to have some of the traps be filled with confetti, just to fuck with you more.
>>31395549Nui would be best Gm.
>>31395440>>"Fucking Aligators, Satsuki?">"Is Ragyo a fucking Bond Villain?">"Are we going to assault the REVOCs HQ and they're gonna throw SHARKS WITH LASERS AT US, OR SOMETHING?"*10 episodes later*>"Holy shit Ragyo actually has sharks?!">"Shut up and keep running!">>31395330 >>31395440>steal a pie and hit Satsuki with it.That's good... for a start.Next we need to do something petty like, I dunno, steal all her favorite desserts or something.Oh! And we need to think up something for Judas Inumuta.
>>31395586Nui Gms.Players are Satsuki, Ryuko, Maiko and Gama.What's the game?How fucked are the party?How many games of FATAL has Ragyo run?
>>31395625>"Do these things ever give up?!">"Well at least now we know why there are so many aquariums and waterways at REVOCs -- 'all the better to hunt you with, my dear'. Bastards.">"I'll give them this -- they are persistent and determined little bastards.">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QGrTG5U7TM
>>31395586>nui>not SatsukiSatsuki makes a BBEG realises she has to amke a speech for him starts ad libbing and 10 minutes later your entire party has joined the BBEG
>>31395625>Oh! And we need to think up something for Judas Inumuta."Borrow" his laptop. Do unspeakable things with it.>Next we need to do something petty like, I dunno, steal all her favorite desserts or something.Now, both being a male, and having all my older siblings be like, 10 years older than me, I'm not an expert in sisterly pranks, but couldn't we pour salt in her tea or steal all her underwear, or something? Or hide traps in her sock drawer? Bucket of water over the door?>>31395669>What's the game?Little Fears.>How Fucked Are The Party?Extremely>How many games of FATAL has Ragyo run?All of them. She's been teaching Satsuki since she was little.>"Mama, what's "anal circumference?">"Well, let me show you."
>>31395625>build an exact replica of Inumuta's room>tell Mako to go nuts>show him a live recording
>>31395330Yes. YES.
>>31395815This! This sounds glorious!>>31395831Also this
>>31395625>>31395686>>31395440OP, care to comment on the canonicity of Life Fiber Sharks?
>>31395785>Take his laptop>Download Windows 98 onto it>Replace all of his Spiderman stuff with Deadpool>Make him use Internet Explorer>Download Monster Girl Quest>Drink his tears
>>31395873>Junji Ito does Kill la Kill>"This kamui... it was made for me!"
>>31395909>Win98Not horrific enough.Install Windows ME
>>31395909Not evil enough.Either ME or 95, and have him use AOL.And install an integrated GPU based on the Voodoo series. Have fun looking for drivers, fucker.
>>31395272>>31395440>>31395625>>31395686I feel like I'm missing out on a reference here.
>>31396056There were alligators in the sewer in the other Kill la Kill quest (No Star Quest).The joke is that there are alligators in the sewers here too, and that Satsuki placed them there because... uh... because!
>>31395328You look at the Devas, and they nod knowingly. You follow the bus until it passes the first minefield, approach it from the side, and knock at the window. The driver, a One-Star, steps out."Forgive me, but as per Lady Satsuki's orders, Student Council Vice-President and the Devas are to be treated on par with No-Stars for the duration of No-Late Day. You can't board the bus.""Oh, I see. That's a real shame. I suppose I shouldn't have trusted what MY SWORD told me. You see, MY SWORD said you're all going to leave the bus, and let us drive it." As you say that, you sheathe Jiyuuzan, and the One-Star's uniform turns into ribbons. The bus empties in seconds."Gamagoori, you can drive?", you ask, as he seats himself behind the wheel."Naturally. I have a driving license.""That's news to me. Since when?""Two days ago.""Suddenly traversing the minefield on foot sounds more attractive.", Nonon says.It seems that Gamagoori can drive quite well, though. You make your way through the minefield at a steady pace. You just might make it.Sanageyama looks through the window. "Why is everyone on the balconies staring at us?""I guess No-Late Day is quite the spectacle, if you don't have to participate.", you reply."...I think it's more than that.""Huh?""They want to participate, as well."A hail of bullets comes down on the bus from all directions. Housewives and old grannies sporting various weapons are firing all they've got at you."Seems like it."
>>31395996>>31396048Y-You......YOU MONSTERS!I love it
>Ryuko steal Satsuki's underwear as retaliation for being forced to go through No-Late Day>Satsuki does the same>Escalate out of proportion into a naked swordfight with Ambiguous playing in the background and the sisters calling each other out>Half the academy get destroyed
>>31396115Have we reached the point where we can fell 1000 men in a single swing yet, or will it take us two?
>>31396115>you sheathe Jiyuuzanu wot
>>31396115Thankfully, the bus is armored, and the windows are bulletproof, so you're safe inside. However, there's no telling how long can the bus take this."Gamagoori, step on it!" The bus accelerates to full speed, but the assault continues, and you're still far away from the Two-Star district. The armor is starting to give out. You have to think of something, and quick.[ ] Use your sword to scare the attackers[ ] Press the big red button
>>31396317It was 2fast
>>31396326>[x] Press the big red buttonThere is no other choice.
>>31396326>[X] Press the big red buttonLiterally pressing the shiny button.
>>31396326> [x] Press the big red button
>>31396326>[ ] Press the big red button
>>31396326...............>[]PRESS DA BUTTON!!>captcha: Released belicallTHank you captcha
>>31396326>[X] Press the big red buttonAs if you needed to ask.
>>31396326[x]DROP THE BASSI mean, a sword ain't gonna work against people using machinguns.
>>31396351>>31396359>>31396367>>31396368>>31396370
>>31396359
>>31396326Sure, lets wave our sword at people shooting from their apartment windows...>[x] Press the big red button
>>31396326>[X] Press the big red buttonSHINY BUTTON ENGAGE!
>>31396326>[X] Press the big red button
>>31396378Unless you're Satsuki.
did someone say shiny button
>>31396388I mean, to be fair, an unpowered Satsuki can send men flying and render people unable to fight with a single swing of her blade, so Ryuko could probably do some damage.But that's just not as fun.
>>31396086Presumably so people don't accidentally bust into her secret lab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw2B9knw58U
>>31396446But the peoples right now are shooting at us from their appartment, and we have to GO FAST to the academy. No time for this bullshit.
>>31396326You're out of ideas. There isn't much you can do with Jiyuuzan from this distance, and the bus doesn't seem to have any weapons. Not that a school bus should, but this is a Honnouji Academy school bus, so you expected more from it.You look around the interior. Suddenly, your sight is caught by a button. A big, red button, not far from the driver's seat. Time seems to stop, everything around you freezes in place.And then, you hear a voice, seemingly coming from the button."What do you desire, Ryuuko?""I... want to get to school on time.""Then press me. Let your primal urges take over, and press me."[ ] Press the button[ ] Press the button reluctantly[ ] Punch the button
>>31396914>[X] Punch the button >[X] Punch the button>[X] Punch the button>[X] Punch the button>[X] Punch the button>[X] Punch the button>[X] Punch the button>[X] Punch the button>[X] Punch the button>[X] Punch the button
I am completely sober.
>>31396914>[x]All of the above
>>31396914>[ ] Punch the buttonTIME TO GO FULL COOP
>>31396914>[ ] Punch the button
>>31396914>PAWNCH THE BUTTON
>>31396914>[X] Punch the buttonTIME TO GO ON A WILD RIDE!
>>31396914>[]PUNCH THAT MOFO BUTTON>PRESS IT NAO!!!!
>>31396936>>31396946>>31396952>>31396954>>31396960
>>31396914>[X] Punch the buttonAW YEAH BABY
>>31396914DON'T PRESS IT! IT'S A TRAP! NEVER TRUST A BUTTON THAT TELLS YOU TO PRESS IT.
>this bus speaks to me>it tells me to trust it>SCHOOLBUS FIBER OVERRIDE
>>31396914>[x] Punch the buttonNOFEAR
>>31396983THAT'S WHY WE'RE PUNCHING IT.IF IT'S JUST A BUTTON IT'LL WORK, BUT IF IT'S SECRETLY AN ENEMY IT'LL GET PUNCHED!
>>31396976I get off work and find that we're about to go full Megas XLR on that button. I'm proud of you fuckers!
>>31396976
>>31396914.[X] Kiss the button
>As we climatically PUNCH the button, this music plays as shit goes down:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmZ2m_y4YRU
>>31397273more likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeBeKngjWvsgotta see this one again, now that i remember it
>We punch the button>It breaks
>>31397273>GaoGaiGarMy nigga.Also this.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmTJVew_tY
>>31397331resulting in an explosion that will send us flying all the way to the academypossibly striking the cable car on the way
>>31397273This suddenly came into mind for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqL_SO2thsEand thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5C0G9Ol7_Q>DAT NOSTALGIA
>>31397273>>31397325Both of youse...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8(But seriously, I think Anaru is contacting us through the bus
>>31397438we haven't even met takarada yet tho
>>31396914There is no hint of doubt in your mind. You raise your fist, and slam the button with it. Your mind goes blank.The sound of multiple, loud sirens wakes you up. You glance at your alarm clock: 4 AM.It takes you a moment, but then you realize. It's this semester's No-Late Day.Although only Gamagoori's duties oblige him to watch over the event, you figure that you might as well get up, now that you're awake. You quickly get ready, dress up, and head for the main room in Student Council chambers.There, you see the Devas in varying degrees of disarray, except for Gamagoori, his hair perfectly combed, and uniform ironed. Satsuki is there as well, with no signs of fatigue whatsoever. You expected no less.After a while Gamagoori leaves the room, to prepare for the event. You have nothing to do, and end up lazing about in the main room most of the day, chatting with the Devas and Satsuki.All the while, you can't shake an odd feeling. You can't quite put your finger on it, but something makes you feel uneasy.Oh well. The day comes to an end, and you return to your quarters. In the living room, you find a note."Your wish has been granted"
>>31397438I believe you mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93oihEbeKmw
>>31397475What in the actual fuck just happened?
>>31397325>what we got's gonna turn your brain into shit
>>31397475W-what?Do we owe somebody something now?
>>31397475OP did some1 steal your trip?
>>31397475Huh. DAMMIT, NOW WE'LL NEVER GET OUR REVENGANCE ON SATSUKI BECAUSE IT UNHAPPENED.
>>31397475
>>31397475What
>>31397475Da fuq!This isn't quite what we were expecting! Fuck it, I wanted ROCKET BUS that blasted off to the sweets sounds of AWESOME FLAMES AND GUITAR RIFFS and crashed into the school. Just in time!
>>31397475Did we just deus ex machina!?
Why didn't we wish our father was still alive?
>>31397475if this is some groundhog day bullshit i swear to god
I don't know what was going through my head as I came up with this, probably nothing.Anyway, tomorrow we'll carry on with the story as normal.
>>31397475PRAISE BE TO LADY RUSEDIALSO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED
>>31397475Did we just break something.
>>31397475....................whaI-II dont evenI mean....ballzI need to sit down now.I cant believe we punched reality out.Anaru?
>>31397563This trippy-ass fairy shit man, I swear,But for real, good jobbu VoteP and thread. I'm proud of you all.
>>31397475WHAT WAS MAIKOS ULTAMITE RUSE THOUGH??
>>31397563What just happened, OP? And can we get our father back from it?
>>31397563You drank too much lectric shamon.Go to bed.
>>31397624dudethis almost certainly IS her ultimate ruse. it's painfully obvious.
>>31397475What, why, how.... my head hurts now
I think OP just broke everyone
>>31397563Clearly Giant Space Ghost Anaru was traveling through this dimension, and realized this timeline needed to be more manly. But his inter-dimensional spirit guidance made us too manly, and we punched spacetime. TO DEATH. And so the universe had to correct the paradox by making it unpossible for us to punch spacetime in such a way in the first place. Now, OP, about those Flying Life Fiber Sharks...
>>31397475[X] Take Satsuki Hostage and demand an explanation
Did you just pull a fucking Gainax Ending for today's episode?
Well, whatever it is, I've archived it http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
>>31397689By the power nobody invested in me, I declare this the Canon route
>>31397710You seriously think you can just end like that, OP? Who do you think you are? M Night?
>>31397722ALL HAIL ANON
>>31397732I think I can attribute it to not getting enough sleep.
>>31397475I...was honestly expecting maybe some shit to blow up as we tried rocketing forth towards the Academy, but...what the hell just happened? I am both disappointed and confused.
>>31397689Anaru isn't dead. He's already possessed his old uniform. What if Nui severs the nexus thread, and instead of the life fibers being willed into clothes, Anaru wills them into a new body because the Nexus thread is no longer there?
VoteP's gonna have a harder time on his hands making this make sense than Kojima and the end of Sons of Libertymark my fucking words
>>31397475So the only conclusion I can draw from this is that Supreme Rusemaster Maiko is actually a witch, and we've been trapped in some kind of magical time-ruse.
>>31397689>>31397722Fuck it. Sounds good enough to me.
>>31397689Canon. Ecomancer Declares it CanonHere is a picture to solidify my claim!CAnonCanonCanon
>>31397796
>>31397689Sure, why not, let's go with that.
>>31397709It lacked penguins and backstabbing, so no.This is just Satsuki testing us to see how resistant we are to mind altering tricks in case Ragyo decides to mindwash us.
I guess you could say OP really pushed our buttons.
>>31397829Bam, done.
>>31397931CARLOS I SWEAR TO GOD
>>31397931FUCK YOU CARLOS
>>31397942There there, don't go poppong any buttons
>>31397941Let's be real, we all know what would really happen if they were forced to do no-late day. Gama would just get bigger than the traps and skip them all.
>>31397931
>>31397806>>31397924Quickly Ryuko, deny the time warp! It doesn't exist, you're being rused!
>>31397931Eh, sometimes you just gotta roll with the punches.
>>31397941THank you fellow Catpool!!
>>31397988>Ryuko wakes up>everyone's in her room and smiling>"Congratulations!"
>>31398010"Don't Lose Your Tumbling Down!"
>>31398010NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!
>>31398010>>31398029>Not "Dance Like You Want to Come Fly Me to the Moon Sweet Death">stepitupsempai.png
>>31398064applause to youhave this http://youtu.be/vi9MFj_fcd8
Implying this isn't just a distraction for a more proper ruse
>>31398093Implying the solution to all ruses isn't just going full murderhobo.
>>31398090> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0Superior.
>>31391483>>31391483WE'RE BRAINWASHED. WE'RE MOTHERFUCKNIG BRAINWASHED BY NUI SOMEHOW. GODDAMNIT.
>>31398406I knew it was WEIRD FAIRY SHIT. I fucking knew it.
Wow. I've kept this thread open the whole time, so... Well. Scrolling up right now, there are about 32 posts that were deleted from here.Wow. Either everybody involved in the derail decided to delete their posts, or a janitor showed up and cleaned the thread up. There's seriously a little over 30 posts deleted from here.
i just got into the thread and what in the ever fuck happened?i blame Nui on this entirely, holy shit this is nui bullshit.
>>31401541The button was mind-control fibers.Nui has assumed direct control.
