>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a Saiyan Warrior. This is it's 100th thread!>The community decided on what to do for this special thread, and so, today we put the story on hold, and do a littler "filler" thread. The community decided that in this thread, the gang will go to a hot spring planet. I have a bad feeling that I know where this is going....
>>30194620put dick in franks own mouth
Hossing, a planet known throughout the galaxy for its wonderful hot springs. The entire planet seems to be covered in them, and beings come from many planets to enjoy them. And that is why you are here today. Fita mentioned the world when Salta discussed needing a vacation. So, you gathered your wives, and your friends, and set off. Leaving the kids on Earth under the close supervision of Fluffy (and the Briefs) you made the relatively short trip. And, here you are. Everywhere you look, hot springs, small pools separated by rows of rocks that create a natural privacy curtain."I told you I knew where it was" Fita comments."You also told us to make a left turn at Mars" Salta grumbles."Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. At least not as bad as the jockstrap incident" Fita protests."Come on guys, we're on vacation for the day, let's relax and enjoy it" Spina suggests."I agree" Bulma says. "Let's all just have fun.""Yay, I'm giddy with anticipation" 18 comments dryly. >A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30194753>A Ah come on 18, lighten up! It'll be fun.>B Change into our swimming trunks and test out the waters
>>30194753go check in or pay or whatever to get into the hot springs
>>30194818>>30194819"Ah, come on 18, lighten up!" you tell your cyborg friend. "It'll be fun."With that, you rip your clothes off and put on your swim trunks in front of everyone, rushing to test out the waters. There is no cost to use the spring. According to Fita, somebody tried years ago to make the planet into a giant spa and charge people, but he died under mysterious circumstances. So, you head into the water at once, the hot liquid feeling fantastic.18 meanwhile, is gaping. "I'm blind."17 pats her on the back. "Don't worry, sis. I'm sure he'll be up for giving you another pounding later."With that, he laughs and follows you, already in his swim trunks. Raditz, Nappa, and Vegeta soon do the same as the girls go back inside to change. The five of you sit together, soaking the hot water in.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30195002make some bubblesif you know what I mean
>>30195002>A Ahhh, this is a totally a not gay thing to do right?
>>30195074>>30195075"Ahh..." you say, making some bubbles, which you pass off as simply being from the hot water. "This is totally not a gay thing to do, right?""It's only gay if you get a boner" Vegeta comments, then looks over. "Oh damnit."You turn to see what he's looking at, and see Bulma emerge from the ship wearing a blue two-piece swimsuit. Raditz and Nappa chuckle at Vegeta. Salta, Spina, 18, and Fita, soon emerge as well.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30195247>BPop some boners.
>>30195247"holy great ape... Vegeta you are one lucky guy"
>>30195312Hah, this.
>>30195312Wait, are we talking about his dick or Bulma?
>>30195465whynotboth.png
>>30195295>>30195312>>30195386>>30195465"Holy great ape....Vegeta, you are one lucky guy" you comment.Vegeta smirks proudly. Bulma smiles at him, and she and the other women head for the pool on the other side of the rocks."Oh come on!" Raditz complains, earning a glare from Vegeta and 17.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30195511>A Hold on, one second *grin*>B Slowly crawl up the rocks and try to use telekinesis to undo the girl's bikini tops. When we succeed IT back to the hot spring.
>>30195511If i could draw anything other than stick figures I would draw Vegeta sitting in a hot spring with a boner popping out of the water just smilingthat's just a funny mental image
>>30195581
>>30195511>A"Really, Raditz? We've been on Earth how long, again?"
>>30195611My sides never asked for this
>>30195575>>30195618"Really, Raditz? We've been on Earth how long, again?" you ask.Vegeta chuckles at Raditz as you get an idea."Hold on, one second" you tell them, slowly crawling up the rocks and looking over. A Ki blast hits you in the face and you're knocked back into the water, your friends laughing.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30195758>A Did anyone bring some snacks?
>>30195758"I just wanted to make sure you weren't drowning! besides, we're all dressed right? what's the harm?"
>>30195758>A"Definitely hostile territory over there.""So who brought the capsule full of HETAP and beer?"
>>30195812oh we should get vegeta drunk and then dare him to do stupid shit by insulting his honor"'Prince of all Saiyans' cant even drink a bottle of hot sauce. More like princess right guys?"
>>30195935lol yes
So, are we going to execute the plan? Have Frank go over wearing a blindfold? Bring the humor?
>>30195935>>30195812>>30195792>>30195786"I just wanted to make sure you weren't drowning!" you shout over the wall. "Besides, we're all dressed, right? What's the harm?""We know you, Frank" Fita calls over. "Nice try.""Definitely hostile territory over there," you tell the guys. "So, who brought the capsule full of HETAP and beer?""That would be me" 17 tells you, tossing a capsule to the ground next to the pool. A table of snacks appears before you. He throws a second capsule, and a cooler of HETAP and beer materializes as well."Gentlemen, enjoy" 17 tells you all.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30196047>BGive Vegeta beers and only beers.
>>30196047>B Go apeshit on the food, while making sure to steal other people's food while no one is looking.
>>30196047crack open a bear and sit backthen "Hey Vegeta, bet you can't chug 6 beers in a row"
>>30196099And if he succeeds"Big deal! I once chugged 10 beers without stopping! I bet you could NEVER accomplish that!"
>>30196099>>30196138Fun fact: the heat of the water and steam actually dilates your blood vessels, and makes alcohol hit your system faster. It's why most hot springs in japan don't allow you to drink in them.I have never been as wasted as the night I got to try it myself.
>>30196138>>30196047
>>30196138>>30196099>>30196081>>30196079"Hey Vegeta, bet you can't chug six beers in a row," you challenge."Hah! I'll show you!" he declares, grabbing beers from the cooler and chugging them down, soon consuming six."Big deal," you comment. "I once chugged ten beers without stopping. I bet you could NEVER accomplish that!""Fool! I am.....I am the prince of all Saiyans...hic! And I can easily accomplish that!" he replies, grabbing more beers and drinking.Soon, he has consumed another ten, and is absolutely piss-faced drunk.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30196288Alright guys, in thread 96 an anon suggested this. Which I thought was just awesome. >promise to wear a blindfold and be a gentleman>we stay on our best behavior >17 and vegeta don't know that>>30112875>cue Bulma talking about how tired she feels>Frank tells her that's normal when it's good>Fita admits that she usually feels tired after a good one (meaning baths), too>18 chastises Frank for getting "it" (the spa water) in her hair>Frank apologizes for getting overexcited>Salta apologizes for Frank's lack of self-control>17 and Vegeta when
>>30196288>A"Truly, a Prince worthy of our loyalty.""Now someone roll him out of the water before he pukes."
>>30196288"well damn, you showed me. Hey, you should go tel Bulma about it, I bet she'd be impressed"
>>30196288>ADare him to put his dick in our mouth...I mean our dick in his mouth.
>>30196333Greentext anon here. I'd be fine deploying that now, or later. Whenever.
>>30196288>A You know what we should all do? Cannonball into the girl's pool.>B Mentally tell everyone but Vegeta to pretend like they will, but stop at the last moment.
>>30196383>>30196360>>30196357>>30196348Reach a consensus
>>30196427>>30196383
>>30196427this >>30196383
>>30196427For now, I'll go with >>30196348But after we chat with Nappa, 17, and Raditz a bit, we should enact "plan X" >>30196333
>>30196348go with this and then laugh about Vegeta with everyone else
>>30196489>>30196477>>30196383>>30196445>>30196474Deadlocked
>>30196383this one technically got to 3 votes first, so go with that
>>30196559>>30196474>>30196445>>30196383"You know what we should all do?" you ask. "Cannonball into the girl's pool."Mentally, you tell everyone other than Vegeta to pretend that they will, but stop at the last moment. The all smirk and nod at you."That sounds awesome!" Vegeta says. "Let's do it!" With that, he leaps over the rock wall and into the girl's pool. You hear several surprised yells and the sounds of someone getting punched."Ow! My arm!" Vegeta yells.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30196637>B Go up to the pool>A Sorry about that, I think he had a little too much to drink!
>>30196637>laugh and ask them to send him up.then >>30196348
>>30196637>A"I'LL SAVE YOU!">BIT to the other side with our eyes closed, toss Vegeta over the side.
>>30196675This, but use ki-sensing to make sure we get Vegeta.
>>30196637nvm>>30196664second >>30196675
>>30196675eyes closed? hmm we might "accidentally" grab the wrong person
>>30196675This!
>>30196743or the wrong person on the wrong body part...
>>30196743Not with ki-sensing involved ala >>30196704This also gets us onto the other side, allowing for shenanigans.
>>30196782>>30196770>>30196753>>30196743>>30196737>>30196704>>30196675"I'll save you!" you shout, teleporting to the other pool with Instant Transmission, careful to keep your eyes closed.Using your energy sensing, you grab Vegeta and toss him over the rockwall and into the other pool, resulting in a loud splash.>A. Teleport back>B. Say something>C. Something else
>>30196845>B.Whisper"If I wear a blindfold, can I hang out on this side with you all to piss the other guys off?"
>>30196845THIS! >>30196878
>>30196878This
>>30196845>B"Once again, the day is saved."Strike a goofy pose.
>>30196878Aye.
>>30196845"I got Vegeta drunk off his ass..."then >>30196878
>>30196928>>30196922>>30196893>>30196890>>30196878You whisper to the girls "If I wear a blindfold, can I hang out on this side with you all to piss the other guys off?""Sure" Sallta says in an amused tone.You don't know where they got the blindfold, but soon it is securely on your face, and you can open your eyes.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30197074>A"So, the other side's been fairly predictable... watching Vegeta get bombed out of his skull, making inappropriate jokes, homophobic undertones with three unmarried guys bathing together... what've you been talking about over here?"
>>30197074>A Awesome, so what were we talking about again?
>>30197074See>>30196333
>>30197074I bet one of them took of their top to blindfold us..."So I managed to get Vegeta drunk off his ass, what have you all been doing?"
>>30197074this>>30197131
>>30197126This, but use a blue-green ki-lightshow underwater in the center of the pool. Relaaaaax.
>>30197131>>30197154That's supposed to come later, when we get out of the pool.Don't rush it.
>>30197126going to vote for this since >>30196333 implies we behave, and its something to do after we leave
>>30197281>>30197188thats a good point. Changing to >>30197132
>>30197126This.
>>30197313>>30197281>>30197163>>30197126"So, the other side's been fairly predictable" you tell the women. "Watching Vegeta get bombed out of his skull, making inappropriate jokes, homophobic undertones with four unmarried guys bathing together....what've you been talking about over here?""Oh, just what idiots you all are" 18 tells you.You all sit around and have a nice time in the hot spring, but after several hours you all decide to get out. Salta removes the blindfold and puts it back on herself, apparently having used her bikini top as the blindfold. The women all smirk as they get out of the pool."I feel great!" Bulma comments, stretching."Well, it's normal when it's as good as this" Spina tells her."I usually feel tired after a good one myself" Fita adds.18 smirks in your direction. "Yeah, but did you have to get it in my hair, Frank?""Sorry, I got overexcited" you apologize."He has a distinct lack of self control" Salta tells 18.Vegeta and 17 come around from the other side of the rocks, Vegeta in Super Saiyan form, the two of them charging energy waves and aiming them at you. The women laugh.>A Say something>B. Do something
>>30197487SPLASHFIGHT
>>30197487Transform into super saiyan 3, and SPLASH THEM!
>>30197487Vegeta, you're drunk. go home
>>30197487>A"Don't worry, I was a perfect gentleman. I had my eyes closed the whoooole time."
>>30197487say >>30197585then do >>30197555
>>30197555SSJ2, I'd suggest.
>>30197627yeeeeah... Thats a good point. We don't want to kill them XD
>>30197627yeah SSJ3 will leave us too tired for later... if you know what I mean
>>30197678I don't understand. Explain further.
>>30197555What, do you want to tire yourselves out in the first 3 seconds of the splashfight?SSJ2 that shit.
>>30197693we're gonna bang all the girls
>>30197711What do you mean, "bang"? Why would we be fighting them?
>>30197693SSJ3 has a huge energy drain. It gives a strong burst of power for only a short amount of time, because it drains Ki extremely quickly.
>>30197711>>30197694>>30197693>>30197678>>30197669>>30197627>>30197597>>30197585>>30197568>>30197555>>30197536"Don't worry, I was a perfect gentleman" you tell them. "I had my eyes closed the whoooooole time."You transform into a Super Saiyan 2 and splash them, the force of the splash actually sending them flying back into another pool several yards away. They get up and glare at you, the girls still laughing.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30197773>A. Say somethingSplashfight!Yes I am blatantly samefagging from >>30197536
>>30197746what else do saiyans do for fun?
>>30197799FIGHT
>>30197773>BIT upside-down in midair behind them.>A"You two seem tense. I think they do massages here, might do you both some good."
>>30197814...exactly...?
>>30197854Wait, I know. Eat food.Are there any foods called "Bang"?
>>30197792"Splashfight!" you yell."I think I'm going to kill him" 17 tells Vegeta."Nobody kills Frank while I'm around!" he yells. "Destiny has reserved that pleasure for me.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30197940There's a food truck called bang.Apparently it sells pie and coffee.
>>30197964>B. Do somethingKi bomb under the water for AoE splash.
>>30197964>ABriiing it oooooonnnnn>BStart splashing them
>>30197974Pie and Coffee with the girls sounds like a pretty good idea. I'm upset it took this long to understand what the poster meant, though.
>>30197940no but there's candy"Hey bulma, wanna bang?">Vegeta punches us in the face"Damn it Vegeta, I was talking about candy!"
>>30197964lol sure >>30197989
>>30197964>A"You're still drunk, aren't you, Vegeta?"
>>30198001looks like if we have a bonfire later we can roast some Bang marshmallows and make this joke
>>30198004>>30197989"Bring it oooooooooooooooon" you challenge, proceeding to splash them again.They use Instant Transmission, appearing in front of you and punching you in the face together, knocking you backwards into the pool.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30198301>BIT behind them.>A"That wasn't very nice. One might almost think you were serious.""You're clearly not relaxed enough yet."
>>30198365This
>>30198365This, but instead of using IT use flight to make it look like we're walking across the water.
>>30198301get 17 in a sleeper hold and make some afterimages to confuse Vegeta. seeing doubles of afterimages is gonna screw him over big
>>30198301You know how Instant Transmission works when things are touching us?Water is touching us.Hmm.Hmmmmmm....IT behind them, carrying a large amount of water with us.
>>30198301seconded>>30198365>>30198417
>>30198453>>30198417>>30198403>>30198396>>30198365You travel behind them using Instant Transmission."That wasn't very nice, one might almost think you were serious" you tell them. "You're clearly not relaxed enough yet.""Kaio-Ken times three!" Vegeta yells.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. "Kaio-what?"
>>30198614Cif we get beat up, the girls might nurse us back to health tonight
>>30198614Oh shit the antics are ESCALATING.Do we know of any Homing techniques?What would happen if we put a little bit of Ki around a bunch of water, and used it for homing attacks? Sort of like a homing water balloon.
>>30194620I haven't been paying attention to this quest for the past 100 threads.anyone want to tl;dr it for me?
>>30198614>BIT back away from them.>A"Is he still drunk or something?"
>>30198679You are Saiyan.You collect Saiyans for friends.You fightan ther bad duded.There is MIND CONTROL shenanigans sometimes.
>>30198614>C
>>30198679this is a filler, for our 100th, but we're a Saiyan that survived the explosion of planet Vegeta, with our squad. I won't really ruin too much but we decided to start a new empire
>>30198679Frank was a low-level Saiyan warrior. He's spent 100 threads fighting progressively stronger enemies, has all but wiped out the PTO, has married his two surviving Saiyan team members and the first Super-Human, and has nine kids. So far. We've also made 17 and 18 allies, and redeemed Vegeta, Raditz, and sort of Nappa.
>>30198740cool.nappa dead yet?
>>30198779He's working on it. We got stuck with DBZ Nappa rather than abridged Nappa, so we've been contemplating hitting him in the head until we get DBZ:A Nappa.
>>30198720>>30198645"Kaio-what?" you ask as Vegeta's fist slams into your face. You go flying into the distance, and 17 appears behind you, kicking you in the back and sending you back towards Vegeta. The two of them hit you back and forth like a tennis ball.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30198779nope, he survived, so did Raditz and Vegetait starts out as canon DBZ but we change things pretty quick, namely killing some big name Frieza henchmen, and later things change a lot from canon
>>30198801huh.Krillin fucked 18 yet?
>>30198838Krillin never met Goku or 18.
>>30198838He only showed up for one scene, he isn't involved with the group at all. Some people are aiming for the MC to fuck 18. In addition to his three wives. I think they're in over their heads.
>>30198810>BIT back to the ladies.>A"The hell is going on? How drunk ARE those two idiots?"
>>30198858aw. I liked krillin. whatever, keep on trucking saiyan quest guys
>>30198885It's close. Frank might already be closer to her than 17 at this point.
>>30198900In this version, Krillin is kind of a dick, probably due to a distinct lack of Goku in his life.
>>30198906>implying 18 is the problem
>>30198950She's not. The only significant problem is permission would be needed, and that's more a matter of time at this point.
>>30198810The fuck are you assholes doing?I'd say it's time to power up, throw vegeta into 17, and start kicking ass.
>>30199040They're probably drunk off their asses.Repeated afterimages and random IT jumps would probably incapacitate them.
>>30198886>>30199040Vooooooooooooooote
>>30199069Good plan, better go with this.
>>30199085Voting >>30198886
>>30199085voting >>30198886
>>30198886This
>>30199131>>30199112>>30199103>>30198886You use Instant Transmission to go back to the ladies."The hell is going on?" you ask. "How drunk ARE those two idiots?""Didn't you say you got Vegeta drunk off his ass?" Salta asks."And 17 probably tried to see if he could out-do Vegeta in drinking" 18 tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30199180>A"... god dammit, and once 17 got started, Vegeta probably kept going. Just... don't look directly at this.">BINITIATE THE SEIZURE PROCEDUREIT between Vegeta and 17 and start an insane ki light show, using afterimages to further confuse them. Do it until they puke.
>>30199250Hah, this!
>>30199250this
>>30199250Bahahahaha this
>>30199250DIS!!!
>>30199250>>30199258http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edj6xSUzMp4
>>30199250>>30199258>>30199277>>30199278>>30199291>>30199295"...god dammit, and once 17 got started, Vegeta probably kept going," you guess. "Just...don't look directly at this."You prepare to use a technique you prayed you would never need. Only in desperate situations would you ever consider it. This is one of those situations.The seizure procedure.You use Instant Transmission to get between Vegeta and 17, proceeding to unleash an insane Ki lightshow, using afterimages to make it worse. Soon, Vegeta begins puking and 17 falls to the ground, writhing and foaming at the mouth.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30199401"Ok, that's good." Stop the seizures.
>>30199401>BSeizure Procedure success.Drag their sorry asses back to wherever we were so they can cool down.
>>30199401>writhing and foaming at the mouth...I wasn't expecting a literal seizure.
>>30199401lol seconded >>30199459
>>30199465What did you think the "Siezure Procedure" was gonna do?
>>30199492Make them puke, like Vegeta.
>>30199465Whatever, this is a sidestory. They'll get over it.
>>30199490>>30199459>>30199430"Okay, that's good" you say to yourself, ending the Siezure Procedure.Vegeta has fallen to the ground, passed out, while 17 continues to writhe and foam at the mouth. You grab them by the legs and drag them to the ship, 17 still foaming and writhing."My...power...is maximum...." Vegeta mutters in his sleep.You take the two onboard and put them in their beds. Coming back outside, you find everyone out of the pools, drying off.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30199635So how about we make some food?
>>30199635>A So, I'd say that was a pretty nice vacation.
>>30199635>A"Vegeta's napping, and I think 17 should be fine. Just a minor fit. I hate using the Seizure Procedure... it makes me feel so... flamboyant."
Rolled 18>>30199635I roll to seduce
>>30199738guess we're seducing 18 thenit has my vote, mostly because he rolled an 18
>>30199783>>30199738Well when you put it that way...I feel the need to remind you that this part is non canon
>>30199783its just meant to be EMT.>>30199808just cus its non canon doesn't mean it can't be a dream 18 had
>>30199808Awh, you aren't going to slip it into the recent past? No fun.
>>30199808What time are we at right now? After 16?
>>30199853>>30199835Do you WANT this to be canon?
>>30199890Dream canon!!!
>>30199890nooot if we're going to try and seduce 18 without permission. because that would end poorly.
>>30199886theres no specifies time, its just a filler.>>30199890we could have it be a dream of someone, I like that idea
>>30199934>>30199926>>30199911Fine, this is canon in that it is a dream someone has. Whose dream is it, though?
>>30199890I rather like the idea of it being 18's dream. She knows she wants us to be so forward.fucking captcha: inginat sadducess
>>3019995817 :)
>>30199890Let's see how it ends, then decide
>>3019995818's. Only option.
>>3019996917
>>3019995818's dream
>>30200018Meh, fucking with 17 is fun but I still like the idea of 18 being our little cyborg waifu lolDefinitely voting for 18s dream
>>30200061>>30200035>>30200018>>30199986>>30199977>>30199969>>30199958Wait, WhyNotBoth.JPEG. 17 AND 18.
>>30199986>>30200018>>30200061then it's decided!so now we can be even more blatant and also when we get back to canon 18 will have a dream where we seduced her and she'll have that nagging at her when we attempt to actually do it. this is a good idea
>>30199679>>30199698>>30199670"Vegeta's napping, and I think 17 should be fine" you tell everyone. "Just a minor fit. I hate using the Seizure Procedure, it makes me feel so...flamboyant.""It makes you look that way too" Salta teases."So, I'd say this was a pretty nice vacation, how about we make some food?" you ask.Everyone returns to the ship, and a massive feast is prepared, with everybody happily digging in, save Vegeta and 17, who are still in their rooms. With that, everybody goes to bed, except for 18, who changes into her pajamas and comes out to sit on the couch, flipping on the TV.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30200114Oh you clever bastard. I like you!My thoughts exactly EMT>>30200126
>>30200160>BFlop down next to her.>A"What's up, can't sleep?"
>>30200160well we already rolled to seduce 18, so do that
>>30200160>B Sit down with her>A Pretty nice vacation huh?
>>30200197We already asked that.
>>30200160this >>30200188
>>30200188guess we should open with this
>>30200364>>30200354>>30200197You head over to the couch and take a seat next to her. She moves over to give you some room, flipping through channels still."What's up, can't sleep?" you ask.She shrugs. "One good thing about being a cyborg, I don't need as much sleep as a normal human. So, some nights I just like to get some alone time before getting some sleep. Why are you still awake? Don't Saiyans need sleep?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30200449"sure, but I thought you could use some company... you know, if you don't need to sleep there's better things to do than watch TV"
>>30200490Bahaha, yes.
>>30200449>A"Yeah, we usually do. I'm just not really tired, so I thought I'd keep you company for a while. Try and wind down for a bit, you know?""... and it finally just registered that I stripped in front of you earlier. That's a thing."
>>30200449hahahaha you smooth bastard >>30200490
>>30200490Oh, that is JUST vague enough to make the reaction worthwhile.
>>30200490>>30200504>>30200521>>30200568"Sure, but I thought you could use some company," you reply. "You know, if you don't need to sleep, there's better things to do than watch TV.""Oh? Like what?" she asks. "Not much to do on the ship, and we spent all day in the hot springs.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30200611God damn it how do we imply romance without outright saying "Eyo gurl u wan sum fq?"I'll go with "Tell me what you think about me, vegeta, and 17. Has this vacation changed anything for you?"
>>30200611>A"I'm sure the two of us can think of something we could do together..."
>>30200611>AEyo gurl u wan sum fq?
>>30200679This, but brush her leg with our tail a little. Not too much: just enough to be noticeable, but still deniable.
>>30200715this sounds like the best plan so far
>>30200611>>30200715>>30200679this
>>30200749>>30200747>>30200715>>30200679"I'm sure the two of us can think of something we could do together" you tell her, brushing her leg with your tail a little.Her eyes narrow. "Subtle," she says in an irritated tone.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30200816Fine. If not me, then who? You're gonna have to get close to someone in your life, or else who'll help you when something bad happens?
>>30200816>A"What's subtle about what? You're pretty clever, I'm... functional, on a good day, so we can probably find something else to do together other than watch tv.""I'm just... Saiyan."
>>30200888Oh my God.......you are just digging it so much deeper>My sides right now
>>30200888NO, NOT THIS>>30200903this
>>30200888This
>>30200917I do not understand.
>>30200816seconded >>30200903>>30200888Really anon? Thats just... literally the most unsexy thing ive seen all day. and ive been fucking around on /b/ for the last few hours
>>30200888>If not me, then who?Are you really implying this>You're gonna have to get close to someone in your life, or else who'll help you when something bad happens?what the fuck are you retarded?
>>30200888That's... remarkably poor judgement. Like, even by our standards. Going >>30200903
>>30200967>Telling her that she HAS to do something>Implying she can't take care of herself>Telling her you're the best she can do
>>30200888this>>30200970don't hate on /b/
>>30201006Please don't indulge their intentional stupidity.
>>30201014>>30200960>People supporting thisMy sides were unprepared for this day
>>30201006But Somnius, deep down all women need some masculine figure to create order in their life. 18's tough attitude is just a act.
>>30201059I support it because there was a point where we needed to stop and we clearly passed it.But we should keep going just to see what happens. I mean, you did say this isn't canon.
>>30200903make it "I'm just super saiyan" and you have a vote
>>30201006Yes, all of those were the intent.She's already been controlled by that weird doctor guy, so she could benefit from having someone close to her.And hey, I think we're a pretty solid pick.>>30201003>>30200939And I don't understand why ALL this opposition showed up, or what bad thing is going to happen.>>30200970At least Mathrian has a point, it's not sexual at all.Could try instead "Well, who else would you rather have touching you?"
>>30201047Agreed. Anyone who votes in favor of something after the QM has told them it's a bad idea TWICE is either fucking everyone over intentionally, or is too stupid to be taken seriously.
>>30201059Fucking christ. They have to be trolling... please be trolling...
>>30201082Deal.
>>30201084>>30201079>>30200967>>30200960
>>30201082That works for me too
>>30200816well its to late for me to post a suggestion and expect to win the vote, but I'd go with pic related
>>30201079Thank you for being honest and giving your reasonsIt only makes the inevitable disaster even sweeter to behold.
>>30201084That's... no. That isn't making it any better. You've taken something that already wasn't sexy and made it even less sexy.That takes a serious degree of devotion right there.
>>30201085I have no idea WHY this is a bad idea.Apparently the QM does. As in, not just "This is suboptimal, there was a better strat" but "Laughing out aloud it's bad". For no apparent reason.>>30201097I am not trolling, though there's obviously something you know that I do not. Share this knowledge with me.>>30201126I want to see this so-called Disaster because I can't see ANY disaster coming out of this.
>>30201133How is that NOT sexy? She's VISUALISING people touching her for god's sake.Are you people just being contradictory for the sake of being contradictory?
>>30201114All of your namefags and at least two or three anons are strongly against it.There is a point at which you need to stop feeding the idiots/trolls and go with the serious option that has a good deal of support.
>>30201116>>30201101>>30201085>>30201082>>30201003>>30200970>>30200939>>30200903Vote for the sane option>>30201149>>30201084>>30201079>>30201014>>30200967>>30200939In favor of the "getting your dick ripped off" option
>>30201187HOW in god's name does that get our dick ripped off.That makes no sense.
>>30201187Another one for the sane option!
>>30201187well, looks like we won't get our dick ripped off. unless 18 has some sort of dick ripping fetish, I think we won that
>>30201149this anon >>30201006The implications are quite disrespectful and its stupid to even consider telling her that.
>>30201170No, it's not sexy. At all. ESPECIALLY to someone who was just described as being "irritated".>>30201149See >>30201006I literally could not have summed it up better. And given what we've seen of 18, it should be blatantly obvious what sort of reaction your stupid shit would cause.
>>30201187It's fine even if we do get our dick ripped off, this isn't canon! You said it yourself! None of this is actually happening.I don't understand why everyone is freaking out so bad lol. You had like 3-5 posts where you confirmed that this was a dream at most, and never actually happened.These kids need to learn to read.
>>30201193Because I see:Rational reason to have someone close to herRational reason why we're a decent pick.>>30201207Okay. HOW are the implications disrespectful.
>>30201193See >>30201006
>>30201226All of those were intended and I don't see why any of them were bad. They're CORRECT.
>>30201249Fuck off.
>>30201261You fuck off.Wait, why you mad?
>>30201249
>>30201261Agreed. It's pretty clear that these people aren't arguing in good faith.
>>30201225>>30201249....And we have reached full circle. I do not know how to explain it more clearly than SOM has.
>>30201289Reason's got nothing to do with it.
>>30201275I get the implication but how does A lead to B?I mean you're obviously implying that Android 18 will dislike >Telling her that she HAS to do something>Implying she can't take care of herself>Telling her you're the best she can doAnd I understand that if Android 18 doesn't like something, bad things happen.However, what is your motive to believe Android 18 will not like these facts?They're facts, after all.
>>30201307Apparently, because I'm not seeing any reason here.
>>30201309AGGGHHHHHH!!!!! EVIL TROLLS ARE EVIL!!!!!
>>30201309I-I can't...I....what are you. Does not computQERJIO;KWE4ABVQc;f .s,masxk jgzvblskjolS<mf cnkml;jnDZ X,mlbhsdulvdjbmx<zcs kadb x.,fuhgZXZ<msn cujZSX cgajfsnmndzktgfvo iyq3>A fatal error has occurred, would you like to send a report?
>>30201309... how are you even FUNCTIONAL?
>>30201309>Logic>WomenIt doesn't work that way anon
Guys guys guys guysWe'll never get to piss off 18 like this in the actual story, why not do it in the non-canon thread? Do you really want to waste this opportunity?>>30201351Tell 18 she's weak and needs a big strong man like us to protect her.And as payment for this protection she better put out.
>>30201351No, never send a report.Just post. I'm not sure whether we've got an infestation of retards, trolls, or particularly tech-savvy owls, but I think it's safe to say they should be ignored.
>>30201351>NoDamn, now I have to spend a fortune to get this hunk of junk fixed.
>>30201309Dude.You are socially retarded.Or 10/10 troll
>>30201309Because they're insulting facts and people dislike being insulted you dense twat!If you have acne and someone walked up to you and said that your acne made you the ugliest person he'd ever seen and he regrets ever making contact with you, would you sleep with that person? No. No you wouldn't.>mfw this post
>>30201395>Sending report
>>30201309Okay. You have rustled my jimmies. Good job troll9/10
>>30201418NO, DON'T SEND REPORT! DON'T SEND REPORT!UNSUBSCRIBE! UNSUBSCRIBE!
>>30201348I'm not a troll. You're a troll.>>30201351... What's confusing you?I don't understand what's to dislike about what I wrote.>>30201362How am I not functional?>>30201384Oh ok. How do women work then?>>30201388If you do THAT you'd better be prepared to fight her to prove it.>>30201410Then apparently I'm "socially retarded". Whatever that means.>>30201413Why.Are.These.Facts.Insulting.And to make my decision about who I sleep with, honestly it might be interesting to sleep with someone who hates me. Though I get that Android 18 isn't curious like that.
>>30201425I'm not trolling for fuck's sake and I'm genuinely confused about this entire issue.Hang on. Is that the point? To confuse me?... Ya got me.Let's have the NPCs do things unrelated to reality, I'm sure it'll be a fun game.
>>30201486>If you do THAT you'd better be prepared to fight her to prove it.Ok, we have a PL of 16 billion in SS3Her PL is 3 billion.
>>30201309she's an android, not a robot.
>>30201486
SOM just get on with the sane response and get this show on the road
>>30201517Agreed.
>>30201425>>30201413>>30201410>>30201408>>30201395>>30201388>>30201384>>30201362>>30201348>>30201337>>30201309>>30201307>>30201289>>30201287>>30201275>>30201274>>30201273>>30201261>>30201249>>30201225>>30201222>>30201217>>30201207>>30201205>>30201197>>30201193>>30201178>>30201170>>30201149>>30201133>>30201126>>30201120>>30201116>>30201101>>30201097>>30201085>>30201084>>30201082>>30201079>>30201070>>30201047>>30201014>>30201003>>30200998>>30200970>>30200967>>30200960>>30200939>>30200903>QM.exe fully online."What's subtle about what?" you ask.She gives you an 'are you serious?' look."You're pretty clever, I'm...functional, on a good day" you tell her.This earns you a laugh from her."So, we can probably find something else to do together other than watch TV. I'm just...Super Saiyan" you finish.She groans. "Alright, well, we could spar, go explore this planet, see if there's anything else here besides hot springs, or did you have something else in mind?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30201486How am I a troll? You are messing EVERYONE UP! You are DESTROYING RATIONAL THOUGHT! YOU. ARE. EVIIILLL!!!
>>30201510I don't think we have SSJ3 in this sequence
>>30201486>no u
>>30201517Holy shit, this. This, this, this.
>>30201413i think you're overblowing thisthis quest is provided over by a GM, and he's not this asshole. Let the moron have his fun. he's a vocal minority and nothing more.
>>30201517>>30201536You guys are boring as fuck. We finally get a non canon thread, and you wanna do the things we normally do. I hope you aren't like this in real life.
>>30201538>A Sure, let's spar>B Get up and get into a stance
You know that if you don't explain to me WHY this idea is bad, I'm going to keep making suggestions you don't like.Is that what you want? Because it will happen.>>30201545Call it what you will, but you've failed to convince me of anything that I've done wrong. Though you did scream troll a lot.I've probably done NOTHING wrong, I bet the rest of you are all stupid or something. Meh w/e majority rules, go for it QM.
>>30201547SS2 then, it's 4 billion to her 3 billionhell, to be sure we can KKx3 from SS1, for 6 bill, double her power.
>>30201506>Let's have the NPCs do things unrelated to realityYou know what guy, you've got me curious.So we say to her>Fine. If not me, then who? You're gonna have to get close to someone in your life, or else who'll help you when something bad happens?What, in your opinion, would be a realistic response from 18 to this?
>>30201538Well, how about we head to the hot springs again? im feeling pretty sore from that pounding Vegeta and your brother gave me. plus I didn't get a good look at you in a swimsuit earlier, and we need to fix that"
>>30201538>A"I dunno, you seemed to have something there for a moment. What was your idea?""C'mon, you can tell me. Because honestly, it sounded like you though I was making a pass at you."
>>30201602>OK, I'm sorry, you're right. Please be gentle.
>>30201612This'n.
>>30201612>>30201538Seconding
>>30201538Exploring sounds good, and we can spar if nothing shows up.
>>30201591You are calling Somnius dumb. SOM, YOU GOT SOMEONE TO SMITE!
>>30201602Argue why WE'RE not the best choice.Argue why she doesn't NEED to get close to anyone, promptly counterpoint with Gero.Argue that nothing bad will happen, again counterpoint with Gero.Thereby leaving only the point left to argue that we, as the strongest, are thus the best choice to get close to.Thus, we've demonstrated that getting close to us is a good idea.
>>30201651He is dumb though. He's never denied this.
>>30201651What's smiting involve?
Rolled 29>>30201668AGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST... SMITE!!!!!
>>30201691Are you having fun with your pain? :)
>>30201675COMPLETE ANNIHILATION OF ALL COMPONENTS OF A BEING, IDEA, OR CONCEPT.
>>30201719What happens if you use this on "Disagreement" or "Disagreeing"?
>>30201658There's nothing really to say here.What you're basically implying is that, as a woman, the kind of person that she should be attracted to is the person who is the strongest alpha male. And you're trying to persuade the attraction. There is nothing to say.
>>30201691Do you honestly think Som isn't dumb? You haven't been in this quest long, huh.
>>30201751So I should literally have said "eyo girl u wan sum fq" because all points are obvious and do not need to be stated?I'm cool with that.
>>30201756>>30201668I'm not "stupid" exactly, I just lack hindsight and understanding of people
>>30201782Less talky, more writey.
>>30201738THEN THERE ARE NO MORE ARGUMENTS, ONLY DEATH BY HATE.
>>30201782naw manu dumb
>>30201612>>30201604>>30201570>>30201646Decide between these, and stop feeding the trolls
>>30201811This >>30201646
>>30201612guess we'll go with this
>>30201782Well, generally those two things you learn as you grow up. So its understandable. It takes a while to get decent with the first and the last one... eh thats always up in the air.>>30201811this >>30201612
>>30201811The following >>30201612
>>30201811I'll go with sparring.
>>30201612that's a bingo
>>30201811voting >>30201612
>>30201803I need to get better at hating things.>>30201782Hindsight improves with practice. Practice using it and you'll get better at it.Understanding people is trickier because, though you can understand the majority with statistics, some smartass always decides to be an outlier.
>play dumbyes...yes...we have mastered this skill over many years and many planets...
>>30201877>>30201866>>30201856>>30201840>>30201834>>30201612>>30201635>>30201645"I dunno, you seemed to have something there for a moment" you tell her. "What was your idea?"She rolls her eyes. "Nothing.""C'mon, you can tell me," you assure her. "Because honestly, it sounded like you thought I was making a pass at you or something.""That's what it sounded like" she tells you. "Just forget it.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30201915No, you were just born that way.
>>30201930TERRIBLE SUGGESTION TIME!Suggest sparring.It occupies the time, and it'll tire her out allowing her to sleep better.
>>30201930>break her foot>ask her to dance
>>30201988Damn son that's an even terrible-er suggestion than mine.
>>30201988Where do you think we are?Who do you think you are playing as?
>>30201930is someone's projecting? I mean, I like to think I'm attractive anyway, so I don't blame you.then ki armor our shirt to burn it off and flex
>>30201930Well I have three wives, I think that's probably enough. And if I kept going without their permission I'd be in trouble. Anyway let's go exploring. We can spar if nothing turns up.
>>30202010I thought A18 doesn't project, though? She's very self-focused.
>>30202014>>30202010>>30201988>>30201954Decide, it is time
>>30202033the trick is we're tricking her into thinking she is
>>30202078I'm not sure it'll work.ActuallyThat's why I'll support you. Because I have no idea what will happen.
>>30201954This
>>30202077I hate to say it because my suggestion isn't that great, but It's the best I can see, so>>30202010
>>30202010gotta flex it mane
>>30202077this >>30202014
>>30202077eh, ill second>>30202010
>>30202112I am the same poster as>>30202097 so don't count my vote twice.Voting for "r u projection gurl" and ki armor-burning my shirt off.
>>30201930>A"It's cool. But for future reference, I don't do subtlety.""I might go soak a little longer, loosen up a bit after getting bounced around earlier. You're welcome to come with me."
>>30202143>>30202116>>30202112>>30202097>>30202078>>30202010"Is someone projecting?" you ask."What?!" she asks indignantly."I mean, I like to think I'm attractive anyway, so I don't blame you," you continue, using your Ki Armor to burn your shirt off and then flexing.Her eyes widen and she looks away from you, "Don't flatter yourself.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30202206"I'm going to flatter myself. You don't have to like it, but since I'm so awesome, you probably should."
>>30202206Someone flesh this idea out:We play it off as we were just getting ready to go to the pool and taking our shirt off was one of the steps. We do things in style.
>>30202206>AI don't need to, that bashful reaction is flattery enough.>Include a cocky smirk with your words.
>>30202206>A"Did I see a blush just now?""Holy crap, I could grind cheese on these damn things!"
>>30202262Wouldn't 18 get upset because she isn't having any bashful reaction and we just lied to her?
>>30202206she looked away guys, we actually got to her there... there's hope"Fair enough, but since my shirt is gone, I'm gonna go soak in the hot springs some more, come join me.that pounding I got from your brother and Vegeta tired me out."
>>30202246>>30202261>>30202262>>30202277>>30202294Choose wisely now
>>30202206I'll second >>30202294
>>30202294This seems like the most reasonable option to me.
I'd go with some combination of >>30202277 and >>30202294 and >>30202262>A"I don't need to, your reaction was more than enough... I think I even saw a blush.""Anyway, since I'm already half undressed, I'm thinking about soaking a bit longer out there. That pounding I got from Vegeta and your brother did a number on my back. You're welcome to join me."
>>30202294This, but take out the "tired me out" part. She'll send us to bed with a smarmy smirk and...Nevermind, this is good.
>>30202383Well this is a good compromise. Thoughts guys?
>>30202416if she goes all>Go to bed Frank, you're tiredeither>Only if you come with meor>Only if you tuck me in
>>30202294this
>>30202416>>30202383>>30202366>>30202354>>30202294"Fair enough, but since my shirt is gone, I'm gonna go soak in the hot springs some more, come join me," you tell her. Without waiting for her response, you head back outside and head for the nearest pool, soaking in the hot water. 18 comes out soon after in a yellow two-piece swimsuit, getting in across from you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30202495Say: "So how do you feel about the vacation so far?"
>>30202495>A"Man, that pounding earlier left me pretty sore. Vegeta didn't hold back... got a shot right between the shoulder blades.""Still, worth it."
>>30202495>A. "Wow, well now I am quite surprised you don't flatter yourself more often. You certainly deserve it."
>>30202495Hey, there's still some beer left over. Want one?
>>30202495"Wow."wat a few seconds, she might ask what we meant or something, if not just say"remember when I said you're beautiful enough to be a supermodel? I had never seen you in a swimsuit, but now I know I was right"
>>30202495AH, fuck my idea. This one >>30202576
>>30202544I support this one.
>>30202576>>30202610"Wow," you comment.She raises an eyebrow."Remember when I said you're beautiful enough to be a model? I've never seen you in a swimsuit before, but now I know I was right," you explain.She looks away. "Thanks.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30202717>BLook to the side she's turned towards, pretend to be looking for something.>A"Sooo... still a few beers left. Want one? 17 packed the good stuff."
should we ask our wives if we can bang 18 like we did before we banged Fita.
>>30202717Hey, how about a massage? Vegeta hit me right between the shoulderblades and I'm pretty sore.
>>30202717grab a beer, scoot over next to her and offer it to her"I never thought I'd see you this flustered.">>30202782this is a non-canon thread, so that doesn't matter.this is all happening in 18's dream
>>30202807seconded
>>30202766>>30202807Sooo... still a few beers left. Want one? Looks like you need to relax a bit.
>>30202807mean to say grab 2 beers and offer her one
Rolled 6>>30202807Am confused as to how calling 18 flustered could ever be a good thing.
>>30202858Knowing EMT, I feel like it's a calculated risk
>>30202858Personally I'm in favor of playing it slower, as per >>30202766But she really is flustered.
>>30202766This
>>30202891>>30202857>>30202858>>30202831>>30202807You grab a pair of beers and scoot over next to her, offering her one. She shakes her head."It's a bit late to be drinking for me," she tells you, while subtly putting a little space between the two of you."You know, I never thought I'd see you this flustered," you tell her."What?!" she demands. "I think you hit your head or something">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30202954Nah, but I got a sore spot between my shoulders from that scuffle with Vegeta. Can you help?
>>30202954"well if you're not flustered then what's so interesting over there?" (nod to where she was looking)if she still denies it just let it go and say you're enjoying her company
>>30202954>A"Fairly often, yes, but unless my complimenting you or taking my shirt off suddenly piques your interest in the nearest wall, there's something else going on."
>>30202954>>30203062thisIf she still denies it do as >>30203032
>>30203087I like this idea
>>30203087Voting this
>>30203162>>30203114>>30203087>>30203062>>30203032"I do that fairly often," you admit. "But, unless my complimenting you or taking off my shirt suddenly piques your interest in the nearest wall, there's something else going on."She turns towards you and lifts her left arm, pulling it back and going to slap you.>A. Catch her wrist>B. Something else
>>30203224>BLook her dead in the eye."If I'm wrong, you can just say it."
>>30203224>Bget slappedshe needs to vent guys
>>30203259Oh shit, that's the CHECKMATE option.I'll delete my post immediately, and support this entirely.
>>30203259BOOM>dshinao engaged
>>30203224>AThen>B Look into her eyes, then kiss her
>>30203259this is it guys. Either we win or it's over. I'm voting for it
>>30203224B.Accept the slap.If she doesn't hit us hard enough to send us flying, throw ourselves through the air and corkscrew off into the distance.After a few seconds IT back into the pool.
>>30203283CHECK-MEITO.Anata wa sudeni watashi no waifu jitsugen suru koto ga dekinai.
>>30203224Full support. >>30203259
>>30203354What's Sudeni and koto mean?
>>30203323>>30203311>>30203283>>30203259>>30203354>>30203359You don't try to block her slap or dodge it. Instead, you look her dead in the eyes. She seems surprised by this reaction and stops right before she would have hit you."If I'm wrong, you can just say it," you tell her.She says nothing, staring into your eyes as you stare into hers. She blushes furiously, and the two of you stay that way, gazes locked on each other's eyes, silence hanging between you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30203259Voting checkmate
>>30203413Kiss her you fool.
>>30203413dick in kiddingKiss her
>>30203413JUST KISS HER ALREADY!
>>30203413
>>30203413Do it now!
>>30203413Now kiss
>>30203413KISS HER
>>30203413>A"Am I wrong, 18?""Because regardless of what your next words are, I'll still be here."
>>30203570Oh, who am I kidding. ENGAGE PUCKER MOTHERFUCKER, WE'RE GOING IN.Just be sure to make it sweet.
>>30203597You almost had me, you...
>>30203434>>30203447>>30203458>>30203479>>30203521>>30203548>>30203553>>30203597You slowly lean in towards her, and you see that she is doing the same. Your lips get closer, closer, finally connecting in a tender kiss. You put a gentle hand on her cheek as she closes her eyes, the two of you remaining like this for several more seconds before gently breaking away, 18 resting her forehead against yours.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30203597I think we need to take a not romantic approach not just pucker up (but what the the hell do I know)
>>30203642>BRealize that this isn't canon and didn't actually happenRealize we should have taken this opportunity to see what she was like madBe overcome with regret
>>30203658Not is supposed to be more
>>30203642"Take that Som, you fucker"
>>30203642So, still wanna watch TV?
>>30203642>A That was amazing, but now it's time to wake up, to wake up, to wake up, to wake up, to wake up.>B Skip to her waking up.
>>30203677this
>>30203677lolbest way to end the dream
>>30203707> she wakes up and avoids Frank for weeks > Frank thinks he did something wrong> test to fix it leads to more awkward
>>30203642>A"I'm a lucky bastard."Then let 18 wake up.
>>30203642Lets leave things tender and sweet.>>30203707
>>30203642pull her in again and fly both of them into a room while still making outif this is her dream, I'd doubt she'd stop at just a kiss
>>30203707This.
>>30203677>>30203714>>30203741Please no
>>30203707This.But then play as 18.
>>30203642Draw her in so that she is on top of you, facing the same direction. Hold her hands on her shoulders as you slowly start kissing her neck.Start moving your hand away from hers and move it down and start stroking her stomach with your fingertips.
>>30203806I KNOW WHERE THIS LEADS AND I DO NOT WANT TO.
>>30203754>>30203707>>30203758>>30203768>>30203793"That was amazing," you tell her, and she nods in agreement. "But, now it's time to wake up, to wake up, to wake up, to wake up."18 jerks upright in her bed, her eyes wide, open, taking a moment to orient herself. She looks around her room, trying to make sense of where she is. She brings her fingers to her lips and sits in silence.>Meanwhile17 wakes up with a start, breathing heavily, shuddering. "That was disturbing.">MeanwhileRaditz' eyes snap open and he sits up quickly, breathing heavily and looking around in confusion. "What the hell was that about?"
>>30203838if she wakes up before any of the fun stuff happens i would be fine with it.
>>30203838I think I have an idea...
>>30203840Biggest Lel.
>>30203840My fucking sides!
>>30203840>Frank wakes up"Still got it."
>>30203840God dammit SOM! You're a hilarious bastard!
>>30203862>>30203879Sad
>>30203896Laughing more than I realistically should be.
>>30203840oh man Raditz would never look at 18 and Frank the same way
>>30203840So I think we need to run with this. Mention feeling "incredibly flamboyant", or using phrases like "the stuff of dreams".
>>30203966definitelythis is helping our chances with 18 too. This thread was good. I liked this thread
>>30203966We don't know that IC though.
>>30203996I did as well. I haven't had this much fun in a while.
>>30203856>>30203857>>30203862>>30203879>>30203885>>30203889>>30203896>>30203937>>30203955>>30203966And that, my friends, was the 100th thread spectacular. I want to thank all of you for keeping this series alive for so long, and I hope you'll all be with me for many more threads in the future.I am planning on doing the next thread tomorrow. However, as many of you are probably aware, a massive snowstorm is hitting the East Coast, and it is entirely possible that I will lose power/internet during that time. In that case, I will update as soon as I am able. Now, as for tonight....>A. Return to the story for an hour or two>B. Call it quits for the night (I'll stick around for Q&A)
>>30204010MOAR!
>>30204007well we don't have to. we're not going to be referencing anything that actually happened, just saying something that we'd probably say anyway
>>30204010>A I would enjoy going on more if youd like :)Thread is archived http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Saiyan
>>30203966When we get back from fighting the androids say fighting in SSJ3 felt incredibly flamboyant
>>30204010Rest is good for DM.Do not want DM to die.Rest prevents die.
>>30204010Whatever you feel like doin, I'd like more, but if your too tired then it won't be as fun.
>>30204010Shit, you're on the EC Som? Whereabouts?
>>30204059And that the power we used was the stuff of dreams.
>>30204010>AMore, I need more moe 18
>>30204073>>30204061>>30204051>>30204022Alright then, we'll go for another hour or so. We are back in the main story, it is canon, and your decisions can have serious negative impact once again, especially considering where we left off.>>30204081PA
>>30204106But there are black people in Pennysylvania. Don't you die there? D=
>>30204106Well we know we're getting weaker, and that they have an advantage over us.Guys, I think we should just teleport out asap, letting everyone know to do it at the same time
>>30204098>>30204089>>30204081>>30204073>>30204061>>30204059>>30204051>>30204043>>30204022"I see. That's definitely cheating" you tell Android 21. She smirks up at you. You drop your Ki Armor and use Instant Transmission to appear in front of her, delivering a series of punches. You put a few afterimages around her as well. Her eyes flash, and she destroys each one with open palmed strikes, turning her focus back to you even as you deliver several painful strikes. With her focus now squarely on you once again, she is actually able to dodge and block most of your attacks, and you find yourself having some difficulty dodging hers. Each of you lands a few strikes on the other. You manage more, but she gives you your fair share. Suddenly, during an upward strike she opens her palm, and an explosion of energy sends you flying into the air. She appears in front of you and delivers a powerful kick which you manage to block, followed by a second one that catches you in the face and knocks you back a few feet. No serious damage, but it hurt. She stares at you with fierce determination.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>30204106>PASheeit that's not far at all>>30204121>But there are black people in Pennysylvania. Don't you die there? D=What does that even mean?
>>30204138mentally tell everyone to teleport home at the same time, then do it
>>30204144it means there are niggers on the loose and you should lock up yo daughters and be careful or get stabbed so they can steal your stuff
>>30204138Good thing I'm in FL, it was actually so hot I put a fan in my room.>A The RR army is almost completely gone, why do you still fight for them?>B Charge her and deliver a flurry of blows.
>>30204138I really think we need a weapon at this point. We have to use physical force and we just don't have enough of an advantage to bludgeon her to death.do this >>30204173then we need to work on getting a weapon
>>30204138Start a large kamehameha, but just as you attack while she's deflecting it IT behind her and continue the blast into her back.
>>30204198Yes....a weapon...that will help.... MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30204231Let's hit her with the moon
>>30204231.....Christ SOM. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?!
>>30204258One of you guessed it in the last thread
>>30204268She's resistant to our specific ki signature, so attacks that come from that specific signature don't harm her as much and because a weapon is filled with our ki, it won't do jack shit.
>>30204268Im curious, does a weapon like we are talking about count as a ki-based attack?>>30204305Fuck...
>>30204268So looking back you told this guy he was mostly correct"I've already mostly figured out what's going on here. We're not THAT much stronger, but the tables are still tilted heavily in their favor. The eye-flash thing is clearly the result of programming. It factors in moves that the RRA has seen us use, and predicts how we're going to use them. That's how 21 managed to deal so quickly with the afterimages, and why she freaked out when we used the exploding afterimage. She's likely also got a reinforced body that resists damage from ki-based attacks: likely ALL ki based attacks, including her own, as evidenced by the first driller she countered. Meaning that our only real option is physical damage.Last, we have a time limit: our time in SSJ3 is already running low, as evidenced by the fact that she can keep up with us much better now.Our best plan is to send back the family and friends, so as to prevent them from getting hit and needing senzus, and use them ourself to keep at or near our maximum long enough to pound 21 into dust."
>>30204202>>30204192>>30204173Reach a consensus>>30204310Yes, remember the fight against Android 19?
>>30204323Sooo, am I right, or am I right?
>>30204202No ki attacks.>>30204268Yeah, I guessed three things;1) Advanced calculation ability, predicting our decisions2) Programming with all the moves we've shown against RR or its assets3) Ki-resistance, either to just us or in general. Likely the latter.
>>30204173voting for this because we're screwed otherwise
>>30204368>>30204198>>30204173You guys want to go with retreating?
>>30204398uhthat phrasing makes it sound like a bad ideaso no?
>>30204398unless you want to tell us how to beat them
>>30204323lets try this first >>30204192Ah sadly no i don't. I wasn't here for the fight with 19. You know around what thread that was
>>30204398I think we should retreat, eat a senzu then come back. So yes.
>>30204424honestly, what will it do besides delaying the inevitable?>>30204431you are playing the quest, you do it
>>30204398We aren't that bad off yet.Let's do that "phasing through" trick of ours and hit her with a good ki punch, see if that rattles her.
>>30204398I was going to vote to tell our family mentally to retreat for now, then IT 21 to Venj.There we could senzu-up and fight her in CQ with no interruptions, using a mix of joint strikes and circular deflections that don't fit our usual style. That way 21 is surprised, and 22 can't observe it.
>>30204434Android 19 can absorb ki right? So he just absorbed all the ki from our weapon and broke it.I don't think anyone archived it.
>>30204323excerpt from thread 59.>You engaged the clownlike machine, Android 19 in a fierce battle. At first, the two of you seemed evenly matched, neither of you able to gain a decisive advantage over the other. However, Android 19 slowly began to gain the upper hand. The Android bounced back from every attack you launched on him, always ready for more, while you began to grow tired. 19 subjected you to a series of painful attacks, and even destroyed your prized energy enhanced sword, absorbing its power and growing even stronger.Yeah. No weapons with these guys.
>>30204450>>30204472>>30204439>>30204434Vote
>>30204504dialogue from >>30204434if nega>>30204472tive reaction
>>30204504I'll go with >>30204472It's my own idea, but I still think it's tactically sound, mostly getting around the problems I noted in the previous thread.
>>30204434>>30204192>>30204556>>30204562"The Red Ribbon Army is almost completely gone, why do you still fight for them?" you ask 21."The Saiyans are almost completely gone, why do you still fight for them?" 22 asks from the ground.You mentally contact the others, telling them to retreat for now. While you are busy with this, 21 appears in front of you, kneeing you in the chest and grabbing you by the back of the neck, punching you repeatedly in the face. Your family and friends, who were about to retreat, now hesitate. Each strike sends a new jolt of pain through you, and you feel yourself losing energy, this form takes a lot out of you! Now might be a good time for a Senzu Bean!>A. Free yourself of her grip and eat a bean>B. Struggle>C. Energy blast>D. Ki-infused attack>E. Hit her off of you>F. Something else
>>30204680>A
>>30204680>AMentally "Go. Have some faith."
>>30204680>A>>30204731this too
>>30204750>>30204731>>30204705You pull your legs to your chest and swing them upwards, kicking into hers hard enough to make her let go and push her back a few feet. You quickly put some distance between the two of you, taking out a senzu bean and eating it, restoring your energy.Mentally, you contact the others. "Go. Have some faith."Reluctantly, they depart. Using Instant Transmission, they vanish, much to the surprise of Android 22."Incredible, I couldn't even keep track of their departure!" he comments."It matters very little, we can hunt them at our leisure" 21 remarks. "Our primary threat is right here, and all alone.""So, you are ready to combine our strengths to destroy him?" 22 asks, preparing to join the fight."No, you stay out of this," 21 demands. "I am more than capable of dealing with him. Perhaps you should hunt down the others.""Very well," 22 agrees, looking around eyes flashing. Finally, looking in the direction of West City, he smirks. "Ah, there they are."He shoots into the air, flying towards West City.>A. After him!>B. Charge 21>C. Counter>D. Dijon Driller>E. Energy blasts>F. Ki Strands>G. Ki Kick>I. Ki Armor>J. Say something>K. Kamehameha>L. Something else
>>30204958>B They know IT it'll be fineThis is my last post for tonight, have a good night everyone.
>>30204958>AIT in front of him, grab him by the hair, and IT him to Venj. Tell him to wait there like a good little boy, then IT back to fight 21.
>>30204958this >>30205012
>>30204958I.B.
>>30205091Ki armor? Really? At full power, it doesn't get us that much, offensively or defensively.Voting >>30205012Because these fuckers really don't play fair.
>>30205131>>30205027>>30205012You teleport in front of the Android using Instant Transmission. You reach out to grab him, but he vanishes. Looking down, you see him staring up at you from the ground, and when you look up, you see Android 21 flying right towards you.>We will continue next update
>>30205180... so we're literally not allowed to do anything to improve the situation.Great. This is going to be tedious as all fuckoff.
>>30205180>but he vanishesD-did he just IT?Regardless, these are a couple of annoying cunts.
>>30205232fucking christ. I feel like the only option weve got is to try kio-ken and just tear through them. It might fucking kill us though
>>30205180so... now would be a good time to IT out of there
>>30205251Metaknowledge of how IT works makes me wonder if we could use it on someone, but just not have them re-emerge.
>>30205298We should probably IT to the others, warn them to get to mars or the lookout.
>>30205334>Metaknowledge of how IT worksI don't even know what that is, enlighten me.
>>30205364If memory serves, IT basically works by popping you into another dimension and then back out again at another point, avoiding all the space between said points.
>>30205180So, 22's schtick is speed? Nobody ever explained IT to the RRA, so I doubt he's using our technique, and if he knew it he would have IT'd after our family rather than fly off.My guess is he can move very quickly in very short bursts. They may actually have a defense-offense thing going: 21 is designed to tank our best offensive abilities and 22 is designed to make fast strikes against us.At least I hope SOM hasn't made the android that's that much faster than us impervious to our ki attacks as well, because then it would really seem he wants Frank dead.
>>30205396according to the wiki thats correct.Hmm... thats a cool idea. We might try it..
>>30205538>>30205396Yeah, I'm just gonna tell you right now that I'm not gonna let that happen, it would make things to easy
>>30205670So can I have your take on >>30205535?
>>30205670Lol thats fair I suppose... Well I had fun tonight SOM. Have a good night.
>>30205535It also fits our vision where we died.
>>30205535>21 is designed to tank our best offensive abilities and 22 is designed to make fast strikes against us.Then let's IT 21 to Venj, then deal with 22
>>30205879That HAD been my plan for when the family moved to Mars, but they didn't GO to Mars. Which is why I modified it to taking 22 to Venj when he lit off after them. If I'm right about his capabilities, I'll need to consider a counter that gets him and 21 apart without opening the family to 22.
>>30205940>counterThat's it. Instead of trying to grab these guys to IT them, we just wait for them to attack and get a grip on what they hit us with. Just need to time it right and we can get both of them to Venj or whatever.Personally I think we should leave them in the dark space between galaxies.
>>30205999Or we can hold the IT and do it WHEN they hit. Because all we need is physical contact...what happens if when 22 strikes us, we IT with that spot facing 21?
>>30206050Or grapple one, wait for the other to strike us in the back, and change places the instant we get hit?
>>30206050That's sorta what I meant by timing.I'm not sure what you mean there, redirecting 22s attack onto 21? Doesn't seem like it'd work, you'd need two perfect ITs at least to arrange that.>>30206077Huh... can we IT in place, 180 degrees? That might work. The wisdom of grappling 21 is questionable though, and timing 22s with hits would be difficult at best.
>>30206136For >>30206050 I mean teleporting while 22's fist is still in contact with us, but teleporting to a spot and in an orientation where his body and 21's would overlap when 22 reappeared with us.
>>30206186Oh, I don't think that would work, either the overlapping target would be shunted or outright fail.
>>30206209I'd still be curious to see what happened.
>>30205670>>30205683So, no word on the analysis of 22's abilities?
