Blue 2: New thread boogaloohttp://1d4chan.org/wiki/BlueIn a nutshell: Blue is a young Earth Caste Tau, found by the Orks during an attack on a Tau habitat. After being mistaken for a Gretchin, she began working with the Orks, eventually becoming very popular due to her impressive knowledge of engineering, and ability to add more dakka to ANYTHING.Eventually taken under the wing of a big Mek, she became a popular and well liked part of Ork society.Points now requiring discussion: What is the name of her Big Mek mentor, and what clan of Orks are they?
Evil Sunz. They love their fast vehicles and a lot of stories are about the fast red trukks...so I think it fits.
Oh, also, in case anyone missed the memo:She has a pet of sorts, a squig who flies around in a small drone. Showing off her very Orky imagination, she named him "Mr Squig". He buzzes around her, bumping into things often and being a general nuisance.
movin' my postOi blue, wat's dis I ear 'bout you takin' all da grots>Oh, well boss, I figured that since the production of shootas was so slow that I'd make an assembly lineWat?>*sigh* I's lined 'em up so dat dey's not muckin' aboutOh good job blue
Bad Moons because of big dakka!
Also of note is the Tau spanner she has kept since she was picked up by the Orks. It is not a sentimental memento regarding the Tau as much as it is a personal lucky charm, which she believes is more effective than any others she has used. Regardless of whether it is or isn't, it holds value to her. She is seldom seen without it.
If she lived all her life with the Orks, shouldn't she speak like them rather then like a Tau?
>>20115803Since she's more intelligent and (probably) more softly spoken, I don't think she'd be completely orky.
The one in which Blue is "rescued" by Tau>Zog it, I'm da luckiest grot dat ever lived! Once I bring a whole herd o me back ta camp, dere's no way the boss's WAAAGH can fail>Now listen here, child>Th'name's T'ork ya lanky, wrinkly grot!>No one calls the Ethereal a grot y-you little...>Let it go, Shas'O, now listen here, "T'ork", we are your brethren, not "a herd of you". >You'z mukkin about. If you aint workin when da boss shows up, e'z gonna krump alla ya good!>You've been brainwashed by sick sick creatures, but our reeducation camps will help. They'll show you the Greater Good>Waaagh!>There's no getting through to this one, I'm afraid...>Wait, is that an echo or...oh no! Orks!>WAAAAAAGH!>Dere ya are, Blue. >Mek!>An' here I thought I wuz gonna be needin a new lucky charm.
>>20115816But come to think of it. If she lives with them she'd adopt their customs and speaking habits.
>>20115816I think she would mainly be more softly spoken due to the inability to yell as loud as the orksShe would speak less orky than the majority though because she only learnt it later in life.
>>20115841Depends.Kids who spend the start of their life (even if it's not for very long) in a certain situation tend to stick with that, even if they do gradually lose things a bit over time.
Let's rule out a couple of clans first.Not the Snakebites, since they use a lot of tech.Not the Goffs, because this clan has a lot of Dakka.I'm thinking either the Deathskulls, the Evil Sunz, or the Bad Moons.
>>20115862I'd be inclined to the Evil Sunz. If they're the "wealthiest", there's the most room for tinkering.
its a shame you wasted the paint on sisters...
>>20115862i'm thinking if it is one of the 'main' clans it's gotta be deathskulls because of the blue, that and their tendency for lootin'
>>20115876The Bad Moons are the wealthiest actually, because their teeth grow faster.
>>20115876Bad Moons are the wealthiest, Evil Suns have the most love for speed.
>>20115892Fuck, that's the one I meant. I have it in front of me as well, I'm a fucking idiot.
>>20115891See, I'd say the opposite.Since they're ALL blue, it'd make something that is also blue less special.
>>20115905my reasoning is they see blue as a lucky colour, blue warpaint and all that, suddenly blue grot out of nowhere, it must be a sign.i'm also thinking does it really need to be one of these bigger clans, there's literally millions of waaaghs happening at any one time, could be a more minor one
>>20115926Only Deathskulls are that superstitious.
>>20115862BAD MOONS FOR DE DAKKKA AND TEETH!
>>20115940+1 for Bad MOons.
So, I say we're down to eitherBad Moons, Deathskulls, Freebooterz, or some minor Waaagh! WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
>>20115739Dat did make me lul me arse off, Blue - nice wun!
>>20115940Forgot pic and more teeth!
>>20115961I like a minor WAAAGH. It lets them escape into obscurity better. The Evil Sunz rolling around with a Tau would be noticed sooner. This way it's just "dose weirdboys an deir blue grot"
Hm, that's a point. Do Tau have teeth?Would she just have to freeload, or would she steal from/gamble with/scam others to get rich?I'd be inclined towards her getting rich through scamming and tricking others, because she's clever, unlike the orks.
>>20115990Yeah, I was wondering the same.I'd imagine that the Mek would pay for things she needs, kind of like a dad.
where all da drawfags at?We's needs em for more o' dem pitchers o' Blue, Mr Squig an' 'er as yet unnamed Big Mek Boss.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ork_Klan_Creation_Tablesmaybe use this to generate a minor clan?
>>20115990But she doesn't need to be rich. She's got da Mek to getzs all dem teeth dey needs to build dakka and shootas!She'z a grot after all, if she has to many teef den some of da boyz will beet dem out of er.
>>20115825Well, that was sweet.
rolled 10 = 10>>20116013Let's get started! WHAT KIND OF CLAN ARE WE?1-6 Proper Clan7-10 Freelooterz
>>20115990If they do, she wouldn't have hers for long. I don't think Tau teeth grow back at the same rate as ork teeth.
>>20116013>mfw I am doing this and so far it's a Propa Klan, yellow, led by a Mekboy.THE DICE KNOW
rolled 10 = 10>>20116038FREEBOOTERZ YA GROT
rolled 75 = 75>>20116038Freelooterz, huh? Alright next question.PICKING A COLOR1-20 Red21-50 Green51-65 Black66-80 Yellow81-95 Purple96-99 Blue100 ROLL TWICE
For the sake of not complicating things, why don't we just go with Bad Moons. They're easier and people know them, making drawfaggotry easier.
Not Snakebites: they cannot into technology easilyNot Goffs: they're propa, and a blue gretchin is not propaNot Blood Axes: they already try to imitate humans, that'd be too muchBad Moonz are nice, but their color scheme doesn't fit Blue's skintoneEvil Sunz could work, they're very reliant on meks to make their vehicles betterDeathskullz are already so blue she wouldn't be that unusual, but they're superstitious enough to like her simply because of her skin colorFreebooterz could work too, it's just that they all have the pirate aesthetics. So, why not a new klan?
>>20116058Pick a color ya git! (d100)
rolled 4 = 4>>20116068Our LEGENDARIEZT BOY1-5 Warboss/Kaptin6-7 Ork Boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Shoota, 4-7 Slugga, 8-9 Storm Boy)8-9 Speshul boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Mekboy, 4-5 Dok, 6-7 Weirdboy, 8-10 Kommando)10 Grot/Digga ('E wozn't an Ork, but dat little git was roight fiesty)
>>20116014She wouldn't really have any teef herself anyway they would all belong to the Mek.>>20116038Freebootaz it is! That seems to be fitting for the way they have been portrayed so far.
rolled 3 = 3>>20116068YELLOWNEXTI'm skipping the what do we do next. We do what we want.Gork or Mork?1-3 Gork4-6 Mork7-9 Both10 We don't care.
rolled 81 = 81>>20116091WUT E DID WUZ;1-25 Krumped loads o' 'umies26-50 Krumped loads o' spiky 'umies51-70 Konkered otha puny-er Orks71-85 Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (1d10: 1-5 Eldar, 6-10 Dark Eldar)86-90 E's off ta krump inta da Warp. E'z comin' back one day.91-95 Beat down a planet o' some new kind o' squig. Big n scary it woz...96-100 Led a WAAAGH! dat was da best scrap we eva 'ad, 'til dem stupid Ork Snoipah gits went 'n' ruined da whole fing.
>>20116069because bright yellow doesn't work with soft blue.It's high-key with low-key, it doesn't work. The blue would be drowned under the yellow, even if there's not much of it.
rolled 84 = 84>>20116105OURZ WARBOZZ IS RIGHT KUNNIN, HE GONE INTO DA WARP TO GO KRUMP DA WARBOSS OF DEM CHAOS BOYZ
>>20116015I'm glad someone liked it.
>>20116107Do any of them have Grey clothing/design?
rolled 1 = 1>>20116105OI! WHO SED YOU COULD DO DIS, YA' GROT?!HOW MANY BOYZ WE GOT LEFT?1 Not much2-4 Bunch, but we need more.5-9 Enough10 LOADS.
>>20116128>Not muchAw zog, wat 'appened t' all our Boyz?
>>20116125blood axes often use camo and muted tones. But a warmer, less saturated kind of yellow would work too, it'd be the famous blue/orange contrast trick.
rolled 84 = 84>>20116128>>20116141DEY WENTZ WIT DA BOSS REMEMBA
rolled 9 = 9>>20116128We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? ROLLIN1-5 Boyz6 Dokz7 Weirdboyz8 Mekboyz9 Kommadoz10 Grots, so many grots
>>20116141followed our boss into da worp trying ta krump dem spikey umans?
>>20116141Dey got krumped in da waaaagh of da dakka.We got lots of grots tho
rolled 10 = 10>>20116155grots, gotta be grots
>>20116151Pale yellow mite b cool.
>>20116121Nah ya git e krumped a heap of dem pointy eaded gitz.
>>20116175grotz too.I second grotz
rolled 33, 85 = 118>>20116155SEEZ? WEEZ ALL SNEAKY LIKESee dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?! (d100)1-25 Ovva Orks26-50 Da pointy-hed pansyboyz51-70 Dem 'nid squigs71-85 Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat86-90 Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz91-95 Da puny but shooty blueboyz91-95 Da ded killy skullboyz96-100 I dunno wot dey be, dey's differentSee dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)1-25 Ovva Orks26-50 Da pointy-hed pansyboyz51-70 Dem 'nid squigs71-85 Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat86-90 Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz91-95 Da puny but shooty blueboyz91-95 Da ded killy skullboyz96-100 I dunno wot dey be, dey's different
>>20116175>>20116180Yeah.Makes sense for it to be grots.
>>20116184no, we got grotz
rolled 57 = 57>>20116155Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? WELL? WOT IZ IT DEN?!1-50 Not much51-55 One of dem humie titans56-60 One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans61-65 One o' dem pansyboyz' Battle Titans66-70 One o' dem emoboyz' Pain Enjuns71-75 One o' dem tyr-oo-nid big squigz76-80 One o' dem skellyboyz' Monolisp- Monothil- big black killy pyramids81-85 Anuvva warboss' Gargant (we made it orkier!)86-99 A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Meks, or wozzit a lot o' dem Sneaky Meks?100 A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Meks, or wozzit a lot o' dem Sneaky Meks?
>>20116184So, we 'ate dem "kay-oss" humies, but we ain't krumpin' dem pointy 'ed fings?
>>20116203We nicked a spiky humie titan?Zog me boyz, we's good.
>>20116206SUMFINK LIKE DAT.DA SPIKY 'UMIES FIGHT DA POINTY 'UMIES, SO WE LEAVES DA POINTY 'UMIES TO KRUMP THE SPIKY 'UMIES AS WELLSEE, IS LOGIKAL
rolled 10 = 10>>20116203WE AVENGED OUR BOYZ WHO GOT KRUMPED BY DAT SPIKY 'UMIE TITAN!Wot did we do wit it?1-3 Da boyz dismantled it and cannibalized its bits for da mek4-5 It blew up in a foight (or there's a git mukkin about wit exploshuns)6-8 Some gits stole it, dem sneaky bastards!9-10 Some gits stole it, dem sneaky bastards!
rolled 9 = 9>>20116224LAST ONE SHOULD BE WE MADE IT ORKIER.
>>20116221NOT POINTY HUMIES, DEM'S KALLED PANSIEZ
>>20116175>>20116180>>20116187>>20116198Why can;t I hold all these grots?
>>20116203Holy shit, they looted one of THESE?!
>>20116254WE GROTS NOW
So, I've gathered that we're a Yellow Freelooterz clan who have a kick ass Warboss, a lot of Kommandos and Grots, not a lot of boyz other than that, we've looted a Spiky titan, and that's it?
>>20116260It makes sense.
>>20116268We worship Gork too.
>>20116268It makes since that we'd keep Blue then. Not too many boys bigger than her and we need all the help we can get with that titan.
>>20116206Da pointys just run, 'dere aint no fight ta be 'ad.
>>20116268Our warboss stomped a lot of eldar
>>20116268>>20116282>>20116295>>20116283Well, all we need is a name now...
>>20116268We looted a spikey titan, then some gits stole it when we wasn't lookin'.
>>20116206Nah we krump dem normal pointy ead gitz but we leave da spiky pointy ead gitz
>>20116324No, we made it orkier>>20116228
>>20116300OH! OH! BOSS! Let'z call usselves da Shadowsunz! Get it?! Cuz we sneeky like a shadow but yellow like a sun!
>>20116340QUIET DOWN, YA GIT. DAT SOUNDS LIKE WE'Z COPYIN' THE BAD MOONS. NEXT!
>>20116340Nah ya git, sounds too much like dem Evil Sunz boyz.We need summat propa orky like.
>>20116362>>20116364Ork beatdown mind
>>20116340How, exactly, are you sneaky with a Orkified Chaos Titan?
>>20116385It got nicked, ya git.
>>20116385use it as a diversion. A killy diversion
>>20116385We nicked it wiff nuffink but a buncha grots, ya git!
>>20116364Maybe Void Gits?
>>20116392no, read>>20116228we made it orkier
QUIET DOWN QUIET DOWN, YA GROTS. WE NEEDZ A GOOD NAME!
I gots it! 'Ow about da "steel hammers". Sez dat we all use meks and stuff. Plus it sounds propa orky.
>>20116420Da Steel Hammers, huh? Who 'ere likez dis one too?
>>20116392No apparently 10 is supposed to be we made it orky but the guy didn't copy it right.
>>20116443Like it. And needz now a good sign. Maybe crossed hammers and a nid skull?
>>20116420Dats too propa ya git. Ow bout da sneakysteel?
Is our warboss a big Mek?
>>20116456>nid skullwhy? just a regular skullif we're freebootaz we're supposed to have our version of the Jolly Ork flag. A regular ork skull will do.
>>20116462[[Nah, I think he's just a prominent Big Mek and the Kaptain is just an above average Warboss]]
>>20116443sounds like a space marine chapter name, not orky enough I think.
>>20116459sounds mighty gay
>>20116474Yeah, I see what you mean.Back to the drawing board then.
>>20116459Sneaksteel? Dat's just awful! Quit mukkin' about and git serious!>>20116474Too right...Let'z keep tryin' den...
>>20115677Stuff it yoz ummie
Er.'Ow about "Da Rust Splitters"
>>20116456We shud 'az da hammer crush skull on sumthin' yellow
>>20116494Dats ded sneaky
Just to be clear, this is all happening BEFORE they find Blue, right?
>>20116472Or maybe one of 'em demon skulls. One of 'em big angry red 'unz have a fancy skull.
>>20116534yea, just a bit of background
>>20116515Dis one'z okay...wot's everyone else think?>>20116532Ah personally like dis one...>>20116534[[Yeah.]]
>>20116508Maybe Void Boyz then?
>>20116532Too generic, I'd say.Scrap Smashers?I just think the name should emphasise their use of machinery and tech (well, Ork tech).
>>20116462I think the big mek is closer to a first mate, or Scotty from Star Trek.
>>20116553Dat soundz like we'z a part of dose spiky boyz! I ain't no spiky ork!
>>20116553We ain't Kay-oss. 'Owz about Swashkrumplers?
>>20116575Scraplootas, maybe? Or Titanlootas, given our biggest feat. At the very least, our boss should take on the name Titanloota.
>>20116597O-Oh Zog...dis one'z perfect...but I'ma fair warboss what'z errybody think?
>>20116611I like da way ya' think.
how about nobody is actually sure what they're called, pretty much every ork has his own idea, there's much fighting over it and the name changes on an almost daily basis
>>20116589>>20116597Then Steel Teef, for we'd have teef wid steel bits.
>>20116611>ScraplootasI like it. Works for me.
>>20116636this one, I like
>Every thread descends into arguing about names
>>20116617I EREZ AGREEING WIT DA BOSS
So, we'z got da names:SwashkrumplersScraplootasandSteel Teef.Dis is da final ballot, now vote, ya gitz!
>>20116661WE IZ DA SWASHKRUMPLERZ
>>20116651at least this time it doesn't seem like any one is getting anally devastated that their name hasn't gotten picked.but seriously we've got quite a selection now, if we can't come to an agreement I say we roll for it
rolled 2 = 21-3. Scraplootas4-6. Swashkrumplers7-9. Steel Teef10: Keep arguing
>>20116679Dice Gods will it.
rolled 5 = 5>>20116679The dice have decided.
We should request Greenmarine a drawing of Blue with her spanner shoved into her plump ass. Forcibly, perhaps.
>>20116678>>20116690>>20116679I'z gonna overrule ya' then! FINAL SAY.
>>20116651That's how you know it's a proper Ork thread!>at least we aren't devolving into the generic argument of how ork tech works like every other ork thread
>>20116697Nevermind...Scraplootas it is.
>>20116694No.She's too good for that.>>20116697Y' can't even use dice proply, y' ain't overrulin nuffin.
we can always say that the Swashkrumplers are a group in a waaagh, kommandos, flash gitz whatever works
>>20116712OI! SHUT UP, I KNOW 'OW DICE WORK! I'Z WAS JUST TESTIN' YA.
>>20116704Sides, boss, erryone knows dat Swashkrumpin is yer sig-nick-a-tyer fitein style. We don' need ta name usselves afta it. It's yers an yers alone.
>>20116721Oi ya grot, quit muckin' about
So, what's the clan in the end?
>>20116738Scraplootas.>>20116726Yeah! Dat'z right! Somebody reward dis grot!
>>20116738The Scraplootas, a handful of commandos and a metric fuckton of grots who managed to loot a Chaos Titan and make it right orky. At some point they also looted Blue. Their real claim to fame, however, is their inability to name fucking anything without coming to blows, which is why he have so few boys left.
>>20116759Right, now we have the backstory for the clan, what the fuck were they doing attacking the Tau in order to come across Blue in the first place?
[[Should we make a 1d4chan page for them or just add it to the Blue page?]]
Is there a drought of drawfags right now?>>20116774Up to you. Either works. Though I'd be inclined to say we need at LEAST a drawing of a clan logo before we make a Scraplootas wiki page.
>>20116772Lookin fer things to stomp with their new Titan toy and looting the scrap it left behind? The original backstory had them participating in the War of the Dakka, but I don't know if that's still feasible?
>>20116772To get more parts for the new fancy Gargant they were building.
>>20116772If I recall correctly...we landed on da planet and den we'z went and got lootin'...dat'z how we'z found Blue, right?
>>20116810>>20116814Makes sense.They thought the tech there looked good for lootin', so headed down. There weren't many defenses, and they never actually saw any Tau without helmets, so they had no real idea of what they looked like.One of the habitats got abandoned fast, and Blue was left there. She got ganged up on by grots, and then beat them all up with a spanner and got picked up by one of the mekboys.
>>20116810the war of dakka was an excuse to stomp stuff with their new toy maybe?for some reason i've got the mental image of a mek (blues one or a differnt one, doesn't really both me) seeing a manta at somepoint during the fighting, going 'I want that' and making it his personal mission to a) find one b) blow it up and c) loot it all orky like
Since they have a bunch of grots, do we assume the Titan is piloted and run by them alone?
>>20116785So what IS our logo? A silhouette of a titan with an ork skull on the chest? Or maybe jthe Jolly Ork, just with scrap metal instead of bones behind it?>>20116861And a certain enterprising gretchin, wanting to avoid more kickings, tries to get it for him, but falls asleep once he stows aboard.
>>20116891an ork skull with a hammer and a spanner crossed under it?
>>20116904Who's good at doodling?
>>20116904I say like the CCCP flag, but with a spanner and an axe instead.Just my idea though.
>>20116886mainly grots and a slightly (completly) insane mekboy who refuses to come out
>>20116934>The Mekboy has piloted the Titan since they first stole it, and hasn't ever left. He now believes he IS the Titan.
>>20116886I'm imagining that side quest from KOTOR where gizka get stuck on your ship, and you and your crew go about their daily business, just with a bunch of annoying little reptiles swarming the premises that replace themselves as soon as you kill one. Just replace gizka with grot.If you never played KOTOR, imagine Firefly being cast by orks and taking place in a Titan with a bunch of gretchins swarming around all the time.That's just my mental picture of it, anyways.
>>20116954That's funny, and he's installed a PA system in the Titan and talks through it.
>>20116854>>20116861I WANT YOU'Z TA PITCHUR IT -- DEM BIG BOOMGUNZ WOT DEY GOT ON DA OVVAWIZE WEEDY HAMMA-WOTSIT.NOW, WE LOOTS NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT FOUR OF DESE FINGS, AND PUTS 'EM ON DA BIG STOMPA. DED KILLIEST FING WOT YOU EVVA SAW.
if the mek boy is blues protector how does he help or teach her from the titan?
>>20117012I think that's a different Mekboy.
>>20116976No no, different Mekboy.Blue's protector is a Big Mek. The one in the Titan is just a general Mekboy.
>>20117012differnt mek, there's at least two, possibly 3the titan, blues one and the manta enthusiast (who may be the same person)
thanks ya GITZ
>>20117023I know that, but the Mekboy inside of the Titan has installed a PA system so he have input on the Clan.
>>20117039I was meant to quote the other one, ignore me.ANYWAY. We now have the clan, and the story.Where are drawfags when you need them?
>>20116954>Dere are three gods in dis world you'z gotta worry about: Gork, Mork, and ME! BORIS DA TITAN! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
>>20117053I laughed pretty hard
What color is Tau blood again?I've never seen it.
>>20117051Why dun we jus' get some gitz an' krump 'em into place?
>>20117053Oh god, another brilliant character spawned from this.
Wut bout summit like dis, Boss? Wud dat be a good simbul?
>>20117080blue, due to having cobalt instead of iron in their hemoglobin.
>>20117101Even their blood is lucky.
>>20117053>GET OUT OF 'DERE YA GIT! YA AIN'T A GOD! YA' JUST BORIS THE MEKBOY!
>>20117060>>20117094I like to imagine he gives long, elaborate speeches that rival those of the space marines while he's murdering everything.>SEND FORTH YOUR ANGELS OF DEATH, GOD-EMPEROR, FOR I AM AN ENJUN OF DESTRUCTION! ALL SHALL BE CRUSHED BENEATH MY BOOT, ALL SHALL BE TURNED TO ASH BY MY DAKKA, I AM UNSTOPPABLE, I AM - no, get away from dat you lousy git! Dis is my speaky stick, not yers! Get back ta werk afore I krump ya hard ya worthless grot! - AS I WAS SAYIN, I AM BORIS DA TITAN! WAAAAAAGH
>>20117099Or wut about dis wun? We does need a logo tho, so da uvver boyz nose who we iz!
SONamed characters:The Clan: ScraplootasWar Boss: Warboss Urtylug "Titanloota" DursnikBig Mek (and Blue's mentor): Big Mek Tinka ZizzbitzTitan pilot who believes he's actually the Titan: BorisAnd then, there's Blue (Da Blue Grot), obviously, and Mr Squig, her little drone.Also, I like to think they refer to the Titan as Boris at this stage.
>>20117233What?Except porn what else could be drawn?
>>20117244The characters, the symbols, funny situations, etc. NOT PORN. You fucker.
>>20117244For one thing, an Ork clan flag.For others, pictures of everything. See >>20117163Part of me wants to see Boris the Titan.
>>20117163>Also, I like to think they refer to the Titan as Boris at this stage.I was thinking the same thing. >Ere we go, boyz, load up in Boris, we'z got a fite ta win!Or, alternatively>Oiy Blue! Why'z you pokin around in Boris's gubbins like dat?>I-I was just trying to link the coolant pipes to->Blue...>*sigh*I was makin him shootier and right flash, Tinka.>Dat's what I want ta hear!
>>20117256also porn though.
>>20117256Okay, let me get this straight: drawing porn of Lieutenant Mira is a-okay and encouraged, even though she looks pretty meh and wasn't meant to add eroticism and fanservice into the game; it's okay to draw porn of female farseers, but it's not okay to draw porn of a tau girl with huge tits, big hips, and cutesy persona, who was created in a wat do thread?
>>20117285Fine...you have a point.
>>20117285The porn comes naturally as a side effect of non-porn drawfaggotry, so there's no need to request it. It just crops up naturally, like a new generation of orks.
I'm sure someone can make something far better, but here's something I doodled up. If nothing else, please recolor it to be more suitable.Used a Chaos Warhound for a reference.
>>20117328Not bad, not bad at all. Maybe it needs more yellow, but that's definitely a good start.
>>20117328Yellow burglar bag as a background
>>20117382too many elements
>>20117328Maybe switch the red for pale yellow.
>>20117406What about just an ork hand gripping a titan and holding it up in the sky? Kind of like this, but with a crudely drawn titan instead?
>>20117301This.Besides, the fact she originated in a "wat do" thread is irrelevant.
>>20117298Jesus christ MY EYES.That needs some major editing.
>>20117454Also, someone needs to edit Blue's page and state her association with the Scraplootas.
>>20117298Holy shit, what is going on on that page?
>>20117461I can edit the Blue page, I've done most of the edits so far.Someone else can do the Scraplootas page though, that shit's a clusterfuck.
>>20117430Done. It definitely needs work. Are there any other drawfags in this thread? Preferably with better emblem ideas?
>>20117328Like that, except more yellow, and replace the bone with a spanner.
>>20117573Hold on, I'll see if there's a drawfag thread anywhere.
>looking at Blue's 1d4chan page>Dat grot's got hips!Oh you guys.
Boy howdy another Tau OC for me to draw silly shit for.
>>20117658We've been looking for a drawfag since the start of the thread.
>>20117630BrilliantDon't forget >>20115716 as well!>>20117650Stop being ungrateful.
>>20117630>five fingerswut da zog iz dat?tau have four fingers.
>>20117667I didn't mean to be.
>>20117667>Stop being ungrateful.He wasn't. He was being the opposite of ungrateful, as a drawfag had finally deigned our thread worthy of drawfaggotry.
scraplootas page Fixed kinda it needs mo' Wurds
What's all this shit about anyway?I've seen this thread a few times but never bothered to read it
>>20117700I think we need to change the format just a bit. Instead of just doing word for word from the thread, we make it more of a description of the Clan, then a list of the established characters, then we go from there.
>>20117713Starts off as Tau Girl Wat Do, turns into Ork clan lootin' a Tau, who then becomes a "grot" for a Big Mek.Shenanigans ensue.
>>20117713tl;dr: Tau girl, wat do turns into Tau girl is adopted by orks, wat hapen? After a few rolls in this thread, we made a custom clan for them, the Scraplootas, who consist primarily of a handful of kommandos, a buncha grots, and one looted Chaos Titan. Shenanigans ensue.
>>20117713>tldr>tau raised by orks, thinks she's a grot>titan called boris>orks gonna ork
>>20117755Anybody else imagine this song whenever they hear the name Boris the Titan or is it just me?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yvoRtHSQ4Y
WassupWho's got a mohawkThis guys got a mohawk
>>20117735Don't worry, I'm fixing it. So nobody fuck with it while I do this.What is the Warboss notable for?
>>20117792Looting a titan, hence his name Titanloota.
>>20117792Looted a Titan and Krumped a bunch of Dark Eldar.
>>20117814Dark Eldar, that's the one. Thanks. Back to editing.
>>20117775You're not the only one, it was also the first thing that sprang to mind.Makes it all the more hilarious really.All we need now is him posing and screaming about how he in invincible.
>>20117790I like it. Very nice work.
Still working on the Scraplootas page.
looks like imma get my drawfag on. Maybe turn one of those greentext stories into comic strip.
>>20117946That would be LOVELY.
Fixed the fucked up formatting, now about to add more pictures to the Blue page.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Scraplootas
>>20117574Okay. Looks a lot better with the wrench. Thanks for the idea anon! Also decided to try making the titan pale yellow. I'm actually starting to like this thing now. Couldn't decide on what to do with the nuts. Right, left, or none.
>>20118035And added the new stuff to the Blue page too:http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue
>>20118042Bottom one looks great.All it needs is some cleaning up and it'll look great for a flag
>>20118042I think the one on the left
are there any archives of the other Blue threads? I saw the first one yesterday but i didn't see any new ones when it 404ed. All this stuff about her squig friend is new to me and I'm wondering what led to it
>>20118139we just thought it'd be cool
>>20118139There's only been one other thread, daytime /tg/ is slow and uneventful.You should find it here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
>>20118168Should note the archive MIGHT be down, as it's not working for me.
I present my humble, sketchy offerings.
>>20118139It was pretty straightforward. Someone said it would be cool for her to have a squig as a pet. Someone else said it would be cool for her to have a drone.Needless to say, someone else suggested "why don't we do both". And that happened.
>>20118314Love it.Looks like >>20115677 is the canon look, then.
>>20118314>no swastika'OW ARE YA SUPPOZED TO KNOW SHE'Z ALL PROPA AN' ORKY-LOIKE?
>>20118356Fixed. When I glanced at the OP for a quick reference I thought it was just a bunch of geometric shapes thrown up on her chest.
I refuse to believe this was started off by one post in a wat do thread. fifty dollars says its some plan by a samefag who wants efame, and that he made the wat do thread in the first place
>>20118497You must be new here. It's the magic of /tg/, son.
So conflicted. I want to draw but im soooo tired, i think i might just go to bed and see if theres another thread when i wake up. In any case i could just add it to the wiki page.
>>20118529the "/tg/ is better than other boards" shit is just propaganda.
>>20118565But thats wrong
>>20118564Either is ok.Though you should know that sleep is for the weak.
>>20118565IS THIS THE REAL LIIIIIIIFE
>>20118580IS THIS JUST FANTASY
>>20118565'the "/tg/ is better than other boards" shit is just propaganda.' is propaganda from other boards claiming that they are better than /tg/.
>>20118497Nah, that's how it happened. As much as the word of one anon on this board might be sketchy, I ask you to believe me when I say that I was there and made some of the first posts that made Blue a thing.The thread got archived, right? It'd be a shame if it wasn't, but if it was you can always check there to validate.
>>20118497You're entitled to your opinion, even when it's wrong.
>>20118606But then what if THAT in itself is...no...wait...
>>20118612They certainly did.Thread one:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20106572/Thread two:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20109304/For thread three, read this thread.
>>20118633Yeesssssss, continue my son, make the connection....
>>20118767I'm trying to draw here. I don't got time for this Inception bullsheet.
>>20118497Well, actually, somebody claimed he made the first thread in the hopes of it derailing into something interesting, but that doesn't make it not a wat do thread.You can even read it here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20106572/
Thread seems dead, did get one more doodle done so guess I'll leave it here to drift into 404.
dis ain't orky
>>20118908Thread isn't dead, it just speeds up and slows down.I've been watching all of it.
>>20119011Yes, it is. See?
Just wanted to inform you guys that I updated the "/tg/ writes a few scenarios" section of the 1d4chan page. I believe it now has all of the greentexts posted on those two previous threads.
>>20119011How isn't it? Hold on while I post something from the previous thread which really makes sense:I could see the more unothodox Orks actually doing this sort of thing.She builds better than grots, she's smarter than grots and she's blue so she's lucky, they'd have no reason to krump her if she's like a Mek's best spanner.
Sure glad you fucks bumped this shit thread without anything to add. Its one thing to make a new shitty waifu character, and its another to relentlessly make threads about her and bump them for no good reason. >lol nofunnoclass
Well...we have the Clan established for the most part. Maybe we could establish a little more lore for them? I don't think that "They stole a titan once, fought Dark Eldar, and kidnapped a Tau girl." is enough.
>>20119101Shit guys, looks like that means thread's over, everyone go home.
>IF IT AINT ORKY, IT AINT /TG/>A BLUE WIMP AINT ORKY>BIG GUNS IS ORKY
>>20118450DAT FACIAL EXPRESSIONDAT NAMEDAT SKIN COLORATIONDAT USE OF BLUE AS LININGNow I can't but imagine the little Tau bastard talking EXACTLY like Bloo from Fooster's Home.
>>20119105Do we have a Warboss established?
>>20119141>BLUE WIMP WIT' BIG SHOOTAZ?
>>20119141No ya git, if dey put more dakka onto our other dakka, its Orky as zog.
>>20119186Why of course.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Scraplootas
Actually, I really like the stuff that has come from these threads, and I'm actually considering making an army for the tabletop based on the Scraplootas clan (and their Titan).
I think even ignoring blue the Scraplootas are generally pretty interesting, We've got a good foundation.I think we need to make up some more characters and history though.
>>20119397This.The Scraplootas background is generally good, Blue is just a great addition.I love the idea of Boris the Titan.
>>20119431But how should we do it? Should we do more rolls and go into more details from there?
I still like the idea of a grot 'deep undercover' on a tau colony/space station and all the hilarity that goes along with that.Since the klan has more grots than they know what to do with I get the impression they'd give up on trying to use slavers (can't remember if that's what they're actually called) to herd grots and just leave them to their own devices.
>>20119457More dice-rolls would probably not be as good. Actual ideas are better.>>20119475I still love that idea as well
Sorry I have nothing to add, I just wanted to voice my support. Been lurking all day at work. Stay classy cun/tg/uzzlers
>>20119457I don't think more rolls will help, now it's just a matter of looking at what we've got already and then inventing more characters and events that are compatible with that
for another character how about a wierdboy that's actually 2-3 grots standing on top of each other wearing a big coat/armour etc. etc. since they actaully have a fair bit of psycic power everyone either a) ignores the fact they're grots or b) genuinely believes it's just one slightly skinny ork who's face occasionally changes
>>20119483>>20119502Alright, I see your points. Let me try and think of something...How about a Grot who keeps trying to prove himself as better than Blue, but always fucks up his ingenious inventions?
>>20118062>>20118088>>20118092Two votes for bottom, one for left. Touched up the wrench and gave it a bit of a chipped paint look. Beyond this, not much I can do with just a mouse and Paint.
>>20119457How about introducing the couragious grots who captured the titan for the Waagh?I imagine they would have become a little nosy about it, as if those weren't long enough anyway.Nowadays they think of themselves as an absolute elite, as far as grots go.Especially their self-proclaimed leader Mackeef always thirts for glory and is more than happy to lead his band of wanna-be kommandoz, calling themselves Da Knoifs, into suicidal battle.
>>20119397How about, Fizzgutz Da Weirdboy, an ork who thinks he's a weirdboy.
oh god, grots everywhere
>>20119637So, he's just a normal Orkboy who thinks he's a weirdboy? That could be pretty funny actually.
>>20119610The Grots aren't really special. Going from whoever wrote the wiki:>They sent an army of Grots in a suicide mission to capture the titan at all costs, and in an utter miracle, they managed. Overwhelming the chaos forces, they successfully forced the chaos out of the district, and took the Titan as a prize. It was just a case of "spam units".
>>20119668some of the survivors at the front of the assault suffering from some unwarranted self importance, since they're just grots the orks don't care
People are free to make a new thread if they fancy, since we've passed bump limit. I'm not making one since I made this one and I don't want to spam.
>>20119668Who says they are special?They just happened to survive to claim the victory.
>>20119656Pretty much.Is convinced he's a weirdboy after he started fizzing.Was probably just some bad squigs or mushrooms he ate.Or something
>>20119697combine this with the wierdgrots, they just happen to be around whenever he tries to use his powers, no one realises it's them
>>20119687>>20119691Well how about this:Within the Titan, unknown to Boris (and the entire clan), a complete political system has built up among the grots.The people who led the original attack claim to be the leaders, and delegate different jobs to the grots on the inside. Since they have owned the Titan for quite a long time, there is actually an effective bureacracy and streamlined system of management that has build up, due to the Grots being away from Orks who just beat them up.
>>20119732Brilliant, I like it.
>>20119739>PeopleBy that I mean Gretchin
How about a Grot who proclaims himself "The Son of Gork" because he was the one who killed the Heretic who was piloting the Titan and took the controls first?
>>20119784Impossible, the princeps is still there. He's called Boris. It's just that, since he believes himself to be the titan, he doesn't mind following the orders of another guy who happens to be a grot, instead of whatever chaos boyz were his bosses before.
>>20119784he lasted for a good 30 seconds before big mek boris just punched him out of the window (or titan window equivalent)
>>20119808Wait, Boris is now a big mek?
>>20119739A small grot society within the titan? Sounds fun.
>>20119808Hah, I like that.>>20119739Could work as well.>>20119818No, Boris is a general Mekboy that pushed himself to the front of the queue and became one with the titan.
>>20119739Nice. And from time to time there have to be purges in parts of the titan when separatist movements try to topple the ruling regime.The bitter infighting is then only adjourned when they have immediate duties to attend to, lest the orks ever have reason to come looking.
>Tau slave wat do thread>Spawns Blue>Who, in turn, spawns the ScraplootasNever change /tg/.I love Blue, but the Scraplootas are actually a fucking brilliant clan at this stage as well.
>>20119844>Sir, the left elbow seperatist movement has taken up arms.>They are fighting against us with weapons?>No sir. They've jammed the elbow mechanism, so the arms are up
We can't forget that this was once a Chaos titan. How would this effect things?
>>20120029>>20120029>>20120029New thread here, this time about both Blue AND the Scraplootas.>>20120053In theory, it wouldn't. Tau and Orks aren't affected by the warp.
>>20119914I was already laughing at the end of the first sentence.
>>20119732>>20119747I like the idea of Fizzgutz sticking a weirdgrot on the end of a stick and wielding him like a staff, but I can't think of a reason why at the moment.