Tonight in the very special adult night episode of Commoragh Quest: will Xynthia let Montus lick her toenails? Stay tuned and find out!
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of Xynthia begging Montus to give her attention.
>>20107372you better be using that 12 roll for busting down her door and telling her we're home.
>>20107372BY THE EMPEROR, HOW HERETICAL.
>>20107446shit wrong picture
This thread has been deemed heretical by the High Lords of Terra and exterminatus has been ordered.So if anything is gonna happen it better happen fast!
With a loud bang you smash down the door to Xynthia's palace and exclaim:"THE KING IS HOME"As shee looks at you in disbelief, you put you heat-seeking monocle on and rest on your cane like a true gent you are. Your mistress stutters:"S... Stupid mon-keigh! What are you doing here?"
>>20107544>WATCH WHO YOU CALL MON-KEIGH HO!>I'M IN CHARGE NOW!
>>20107544>"S... Stupid mon-keigh! What are you doing here?"Not that she likes us, or anything.
>>20107544GET ONTO THE STREET AND EARN.THIS IS MY HOUSEHOLD NOW.
>>20107544Inspecting the premises, ma'am. As is expected of a conscientious Knight of the Imperium. Now excuse me while I swipe you off your feet so I can proceed relatively unhindered.
>>20107571Your heat seeking monocle warns you of a heat build up in her abdominal/hip area. You quickly realise, that this sudden change in her must be because she is preparing for a sudden jump at you. You must try to defend yourself, so you take out your Drum-Magazine Bolter. Xeno-bitch seems to be surprised at the size and firepower of that thing, so she just gulps down whatever she was about to say and asks:>What do you mean? T... This is my household!
>>20107690Accusingly point at her with the soulstone-cane! "YOU DON'T SOUND SO SURE OF THAT, XENO"
>>20107690Yeah, I know. But look at these new accoutrements I picked up, aren't they nice. Now calm down Xynth. I'm starting to like this place, it's got a certain charm to it.
>>20107690>NOT ANY MORE!
>>20107721>I... I am! Now get out, you filthy pig, or I'll beat you up! With my hands!
>>20107737"Ahah, I see where my error lies."Look at the bolter.Turn it sideways."WHAT NOW?"
>>20107690This is Cammoragh, baby. You're just gonna have to live with it, because the option might be far worse.
>>20107690>Size and firepower of that thinggiggety-giggety
>>20107737>YOU WILL BOW TO MY ALMIGHTY PIMPNESS!!
So I'm new to this quest. Are we playing Lil Jon?
>>20107764>>20107754>Y... You do not understand! I... I built this place! I worked for it! Hard! All those Archons that I had to... kill. All that sweat I put into this... No! You are not going to take this away from me!
>>20107791If your new to this quest, please, for your own good, leave now, this session is entirely non-canon and merely for lulz.
>>20107795>YOUR WORK ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S HARD NOW!!!!
>>20107795I'm not taking it away from you babe, I just want to share it with you. You need me, I need you, we don't need to be confrontational about all this.
>>20107795Take? TAKE? Are you telling me that you have claim over something you can't keep ahold of? Lady, you've been holed up in here for too long and forgotten where you are. I'm doing you a favor, which you'd see if you didn't have Nurgleflies in your eyes.
>>20107791Sorta. GM got drunk, lost a bet, so I am punishing him by trolling his players. I bet he'll show me more attention after this.
>>20107795"Take it away from you? Ha! Why would I want this? No, I'll simply take your will. You'll keep all of... this, Xynthia. I do not desire it. But your pathetic attempts at false dominance? They are over."
>>20107795Then you better convince me to let you keep it!
>>20107837Sweet, just wanted to know what we were working with.
>>20107807>>20107817>>20107834>>20107842>I... No... It's not false! It isn't! Really! You have to believe me, you cold prick! You think I have no feelings!?
>>20107881Shh, Babe. I know what you've been missing, you've spent so long clawing your way up the ranks that you have forgotten how to love anymore. But I know exactly how to fix that.Now give me some sugar Xynth.
>>20107881>I CONTROL YOUR FEELINGS NOW, I'M THE BIG DADDY NOW!>SAY IT!
>>20107881IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO SEE YOUR FEELINGS, OR ANYTHING. S-STUPID XENOS WHORE!
>>20107881I think you have forgotten what it means to LIVE. And Big Papa is gonna teach you anew, and after he's taken the trash out you're gonna be begging him not to leave.
>>20107881"Tell Marcharius of your feelings, Xynthia. For now, I suggest that you tell me why you are of more use to me whole."
>>20107899>>20107901>>20107911>I... I can't. It would be wrong, you know. W... We work together after all. There might be... Complications, afterwards. Why don't you go kill some xenos or pray for a few hours and let me think this over? Please?
I haven't been on /tg/ for months. What is this quest about?
>>20107943PUT THESE CAT EARS ON
>>20107952Our DM is drunk/mad/both, so this is non canon. Usually its about a space marine who's found himself in Comorragh
>>20107952You don't wanna know. This thread does not exist, move along sir.>>20107943>NO TIME FOR THAT, YOU CHOOSE WHEN I TELL YOU TOO!!!
>>20107943"You DARE order me, you Xeno whore? Watch your tone, or I'll make you wear cat ears as a sign of your submission to me"nya
>>20107943>take a step forwardThe time for forethought is over, sweet Xynthia. Now is the time to act, and you should know by now to seize the moment before it's forever gone.
>>20107943Baby, the only praying that's gonna happen is you screaming my name.>>20107952Well, usually it's about a Space Marine stuck in Commoragh trying to get back a SoB he swore to protect.Right now it's someone else, because the DM lost a bet, running a completely non-canon episode.
>>20107991NNON CANON???I ALREADY ARCHIVED IT!
>>20107952Oh, it's about a band of space marines banging their way through the galaxy ghosts of reverence or smth like that. nothing interesting, move along. If you get a chance, sage this quest whenever you see it.>>20107938>>20107926>B... But he was a slave! I didn't want to hurt him! I... I really didn't! Please, don't be angry on me! I just wanted to teach you! So that you would give me some attention afterall this... You don't even know how cold and lonely this tower sometimes is...
>>20108005SOUNDS LIKEWE'RE GONNA DIE LIKE A ROCKSTAR
>>20108005"put these cat ears on ~nyaaa"
>>20108005Well then, how about we warm it up babe. >Pull Xynthia into an embrace and kiss her.
>>20108005Shh, it's okay, baby. We're here, and tomorrow is just a moment away. But until then, come what may, this is what we're both here for.
>>20108048As your strong hands pull her towards you, she tries to struggle, but in the end gives up and her hot lips touch yours, blooming in hidden passion. Her tongue finds yours and her small, but sharp teeth threaten, but never deliver a painful bite. A gasp leaves her oh so perfect mouth as she withdraws from you.>I... I don't... It's unexpected, Montus. It's wrong. It's forbidden. Vect will kill me for this!///(if you don't mind, I'll open my personal stock, easier to find)
>>20108005>"No need to act tough now...tonight, you'll be my kitty-cat...Come here, lemme pat you...
>>20108125Shh, I'll keep you safe, no matter what happens.Then kiss her again and place cat ears upon her head.
>>20107386>>20107394>>20107418>>20107421>>20107446>>20107467>>20107472>>20107544>>20107571>>20107573>>20107579>>20107631>>20107640>>20107690>>20107721>>20107731>>20107733>>20107737>>20107754>>20107764>>20107770>>20107790>>20107791>>20107795>>20107798>>20107807>>20107817>>20107834>>20107837>>20107842>>20107854>>20107876>>20107881>>20107899>>20107901>>20107911>>20107926>>20107938>>20107943>>20107952>>20107975>>20107976>>20107980>>20107982>>20107982>>20107983>>20107991>>20108001>>20108005>>20108023>>20108031>>20108048>>20108068>>20108118>>20108125>>20108133ARRRGGGHHH SO MUCH HERESY!!!!!!*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*
>>20108174Cat Girls are canon, nyaPut up with itNya
>>20108160>>20108133>Mew mew? Is this for me? Oh you shouldn't have...Xynthia seems to be suprised and amused by the cat ears you gave her...
>>20108125Deny yourself this, and you may never have a chance to warm this tower in your lifetime. How much longer can you claim to live, trapped by this mausoleum of your own making?
>>20108192You know it is Xynthia. >Pick up Xynthia, kiss her passionately. Show her our Codex Astartes.
>>20108215>defile the Emperor's Pride, if you know what I mean
>>mfw this thread
>>20108210>But it's at least safe... When you came to my life, I knew that you will bring feelings, romantic moments, adventure... But it's dangerous! Not only for you, but for me too! And this your new scheme with pimping... It's not going to work... Unless you lick my toenails. Prophecy told me so. Don't ask.
>>20108237WHAT ABOUT MY ACID SPIT BRO. YOU WONT HAVE ANY FEET LEFT.LETS JUST DO NORMAL SHIT. LIKE COCAINE.
>>20108237ARRRRGHHHH THE HERESY, IT BUUUURNS!!!!
>>20108237>"Purr for me..my kitty cat.."
>>20108237Well, if prophecy said so I can't go against it.You however are going to have to mew like a cat while I do this and return the favor afterward my love.
>>20108237Roll, on 12+ she wants to learn more about Codex Astartes.
rolled 468 = 468>>20108285
>>20108235>mfw that reaction image>>20108237>raise your strong yet supple eyebrows in a graceful motion and smile knowingly
rolled 5 = 5>>20108285
rolled 61 = 61>>20108294ah shit.
>>20108285Normal dice please, 1d20.>>20108258>>20108261>>20108265>>20108267She rips off her skirt and presents you her elegant leg as if it wasa gift of your lifetime.>Lick. Now. But control yourself. We don't want to get any acid burns now do we?She then puts on the cutest face she has and purrs into your ear, then mews some more, expecting you to lick her feet. Do you?
rolled 1 + 12 = 13>>20108343Okay.
rolled 1 = 1>>20108343Start at her feet, work our way up.
rolled 11 = 11>>20108343im rollin
rolled 19 = 19>>20108362>>20108358Well, bugger.
>>20108358>>20108362Well, seems she won't become a fan of girlyman.So get started on those toes.
>>20108343>slide your hand up her leg gentlyProphesy... fate... all I know is that in one's life, only that which has been earned will bring satisfaction. And like anything else, the future, too, has to be earned.
rolled 3 = 3GIRL BARE FEET BARE TOES, I WANNA SEE WHERE THEM LEGS GO.
>>20108362She enjoys your kisses and licks as you slowly work your way up her leg, using all the techniques that you learned in the chapter. However as soon as you reach her armoured bikini, she stops you.>Be careful, you see these little barbs on my pubic armour plate? They are poisoned. Oh, and I think you fulfilled what the prophecy asked you to do, I guess you can now go on with your pimping. And yes, you can use my house, but bitches stay on the first floor, you got that?
>>20108403ALRIGHT, FINE THERE WE GO, WE PIMP NOW, THREAD OVER, CLOSED, EXTERMINATUSED, FOREVER, THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
>>20108403>post about licking toes>image of a woman in long dressNigga what you imbibin'?
>>20108297No woman can resist
>>20108403THEN GO AND MAKE ME SANDWICHES!
>>20108403You think that a little thing like poison can stop me?Pull her into a kiss, strip her armor off her.
rolled 8 = 8"I think." turn to her "we need to TEST THE STABILITY of the first floor"
>>20108403How do you expect me to handle all those stairs, Xynthia? You know better than to ask me to use stairs.
>>20108425Yeah, I got bored too. None of you wanted to get into her panties afterall. Real women hate whiteknights.Now listen to me, all of you. Leave this quest and never come back. Find a girl, a book, a game, whatever. Live your life, don't look back and don't even think about wasting a single second of your life on this. I am speaking seriously. And leave gm alone, he doesn't want to see any one of you anymore. If someone will ever try to impersonate him, just sage it. This quest must die. I am serious.
>>20108403How up now, lady, I didn't hear the fat lady sing! There's a lot more ground to cover before I'll feel satisfied about our curret arrangement.
>>20108521You funny man!Pimp Montus steal your soul last!
>>20108521Well sir, you seem to be treating us like idiots sir.Now I may be an idiot sir, but there is one thing that I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot.
>>20108521Too much text, didn't read.
>>20108521>Real women hate whiteknightsSo you're saying you're a real woman, or this quest has some other connection to real women? Because I wasn't trying to prove anything about my e-erp-penis by charming my way into Xynthia's panties, I was out to be silly and forget names.
what the fuck goes in all fields
HERESY GOES IN ALL FIELDS
>LOVE IS OVER
>>20108403acid the poison away! Rip them off. Show her why we be PIMPIN and why she wants to be our BITCH!
>>20112071or we could just grab her by the legs, throat fuck her and pull the panties a bit away and masturbate her ferociously with our thick, knotty marine fingers.