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  • File : 1266346431.png-(493 KB, 1200x1200, Bear_Valentine2.png)
    493 KB Post-Valentine's Quest, Chapter II Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)13:53 No.8119515  
    You're a man in your mid-twenties, not exactly good looking, but not ugly either. You're pissed that you didn't have a date for Valentine's Day, and on your hunt for something (or someone?) to do, you were lead to a secret night club under the local library.
    You met four women: Janice, Khala, Amber and the Queen.
    Janice was your first acquaintance, an okay-looking blond girl who's dating the captain of the local college's football team.
    Khala and Amber were next. Khala looks like Shannon Doherty in a revealing, black dress and Amber looks like Fran Drescher
    swallowed P. Diddy's wardrobe.
    The Queen you recognized as the grumpy, middle-aged librarian, but down here she's
    a sexy leather-goddess.

    Last time, you had just accidentally poked Khala's cervix with your penis during a threesome with her and Janice in a curtained cabin below the night club's stage.
    Khala is bent over Janice, who's lying down on the bordeaux pillows. You're in Khala from behind and just made a successful DX-roll to do her gently.
    The time is 2:00.

    >What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)13:56 No.8119549
    Snuggle.
    >> Stats Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)13:56 No.8119551
    Primary attributes
    Strength: 11
    Dexterity: 10
    Intelligence: 13
    Health: 9

    Secondary attributes
    HP: 10
    Perception: 12
    Will: 12
    Fatigue Points: 9


    You know you have
    >Cellphone
    >Used bus ticket
    >Small blunt pencil
    >Half a box of matches
    in your pockets.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)14:13 No.8119713
    >No, seriously.
    >What do you do?
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)14:15 No.8119733
    >>8119713
    Fondle Khala from behind.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)14:21 No.8119792
    >>8119733
    >Could you be more specific?
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)14:22 No.8119809
    >>8119792
    Right, we're behind her. Lean forwards and reach around to her front to fondle her breasts.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)14:26 No.8119868
    >>8119809
    When reaching over to fondle Khala, you can't help but touch Janice's soft belly too.
    Suddenly you get a wet, warm feeling on the tip of your member. It's Janice, sucking you.
    Khala is now almost screaming to have you inside her.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)14:31 No.8119935
    >>8119868
    I thought we were already in her, since apparently we made a successful roll to, and I'm quoting you here, "do her gently."

    Is that not the case?
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)14:33 No.8119961
    >>8119935
    Janice must've pulled you out to suck you without you noticed.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)14:35 No.8119973
    >>8119961
    That sly bitch. put it back in.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)14:36 No.8119991
    >>8119961
    We didn't notice out dick getting pulled out? Really?
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)14:38 No.8120025
    >>8119973
    You manage to slip out of Janice's mouth and into Khala's womb easily. After all, your schwang is dripping with precum, Khala's juices and Janice's saliva.
    Khala moans deeply once again and your feel the muscles twitch around the root of your member. A tongue vibrantly strokes your scrotum. Your legs are shaking and sweat is dripping from your face down Khala's neck.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)14:42 No.8120057
    >>8120025
    Start thrusting. Inquire as to whether anyone has a condom.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)14:46 No.8120100
    >>8120057
    This is a sex cult. Where we're going, we won't need condoms.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)14:49 No.8120134
    >>8120057
    As you start thrusting, your heart thumps harder and harder. The pleasure is immense, or maybe it's just the heat. You manage to stutter "G-g-g-got a condom...?"
    Janice lets out a sigh that vibrates through your scrotum all the way up your chest. Khala moans something intelligible - Perception check, 10 or less.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)14:54 No.8120211
    rolled 3, 3, 5 = 11

    >>8120134
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)14:56 No.8120224
    rolled 1, 1, 6 = 8

    C'mon....
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)15:01 No.8120284
    >>8120211
    >>8120224
    >When rolling, first strike wins.
    You can't make out what Khala is trying to say, but you can feel Janice trying to crawl out between your legs.
    "I gotta go, guys," she says while wiping various liquids off of her face.
    Now it's just you and Khala. She pulls herself from you and stands up.
    She gently kicks you back.
    DX check, 12 or less, or just go with the flow.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)15:01 No.8120294
    WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A FUCKING DATE WHEN http://flockdraw.com/4chan DONT WORK NIGGER!
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)15:04 No.8120327
    >>8120294
    ...the hell?

    >>8120284
    The flow. Go with it. Ask her again about any contraceptives we should be aware of.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)15:07 No.8120368
    >>8120327
    You land on a bunch of pillows behind you. While Khala's pulling your pants off, you manage to word the question in between the hard breaths.
    She answers with a "Oh, shut the fuck up - what are you, a girl?"
    She proceeds to situate herself on top of you and your raging boner whilst removing her dress.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)15:11 No.8120418
    >>8120368
    >what are you, a girl?

    Well presumably we visit /tg/ so yeah, if only that were the case. Be a gentleman, help her out of her dress.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)15:14 No.8120458
    >>8120418
    The dress comes off easily, and the moment it slips over her face you see the wild expression in her face: Eyes wide open, tongue whipping madly around her mouth. She bends over you and kisses your shirt while unbuttoning it. She slowly begins grinding on you.
    Will check, 12 or less.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)15:14 No.8120464
    >>8119512
    Good Lord. Thank God you're not at AɳoɳTalk.com.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)15:16 No.8120484
    rolled 3, 4, 2 = 9

    Totally a Slaaneshi cult.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)15:21 No.8120536
    >>8120484
    You manage to keep yourself together as she starts licking your now bare chest while grinding. This cat knows some tricks. You can feel the muscles contracting and relaxing around your member and the friction against the head of it is getting more and more intense. She lifts her head from your chest and looks at you, now with a much more relaxed facial expression. Her dark-hazel hair hangs in thick strands from her face, wet from sweat and God knows what else. Her breasts are glistening with sweat in the almost crimson light of the small cabin.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)15:25 No.8120588
    >>8120536
    Suckle breasts. Begin to fuck in earnest.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)15:30 No.8120652
    >>8120588
    When putting your mouth to her chest, you realize just how firm it is, yet so soft. Her chest has a salty taste from her sweat.
    It's hard to thrust back when you're practically lying down, but you manage to return some. She takes notice and forces you down on your back. She starts moaning louder and faster and you can see how her labia almost slither around the root of your penis.
    Will check, 10 or less.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)15:31 No.8120661
    rolled 3, 3, 4 = 10

    >>8120652
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)15:34 No.8120695
    rolled 5, 6, 2 = 13

    >>8120661
    Her moans have almost developed into little screams of pleasure. She's burying you between her breasts and only moving her lower body now, taking in as much of you as possible.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)15:37 No.8120727
    >>8120695
    Suddenly, she lets out a loud scream, obviously failing to hold it back. You feel her sheath almost vibrating around your organ. In ecstasy, she subtlely bites your neck - it doesn't hurt, au contraire. It feels amazing. You can hear her mumbling and moaning "I'm coming, I'm coming..:!"
    Will check, 8 or less.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)15:37 No.8120728
    >>8120695
    Slip a hand around, try and get a finger or two up her backside.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)15:37 No.8120738
    rolled 3, 5, 6 = 14

    >>8120727
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)15:38 No.8120744
    >>8120695
    Bring out small blunt pencil, stick it eraser-first in her ass. Proceed to pencil-fuck her ass.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)15:42 No.8120803
    >>8120738
    When you hear those words whispered in your ear, feeling the muscle vibrate, tender bites on your neck, the smells, the sounds, the sensations, you ejaculate hard into Khala's tight and slippery womb.
    She rests for a second with you, but then continues to crawl down to suck her juices off of your rod.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)15:44 No.8120840
    >>8120803
    Ask if she wants to do it the other way.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)15:48 No.8120878
    >>8120803
    Excellent......

    How many skill points do we get for that?
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)15:50 No.8120898
    >>8120878
    >Let's say 2.

    >>8120840
    Will check, 5 or less to go again. 7 or less to get up and leave, else you're stuck until you've caught your breath.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)15:51 No.8120912
    rolled 4, 1, 2 = 7

    >>8120898
    Why would we want to leave?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)15:51 No.8120913
    rolled 6, 5, 5 = 16

    >>8120898
    If we don't get 5 or less, just stay and catch our breath instead of leaving.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)15:51 No.8120919
    rolled 6, 1, 2 = 9

    >>8120898
    Here goes...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)15:52 No.8120930
    >>8120919
    >>8120913
    >>8120912

    Damn, I guess we're catching our breath before we go again...
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)15:54 No.8120958
    >>8120913
    >>8120912
    You lay your head back, just enjoying the moment. Khala's done sucking and reaches for her purse. She pulls out a napkin and throws it to you.
    "Wash yourself up, loverboy," she says in a very controlled manner. Then she stands up, puts her dress on and leaves with a blowkiss.
    The time is now 2:09.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)15:55 No.8120970
    >>8120958
    Better get cleaned up, I guess. Is there a tap or something we can use to wash off sweat and other fluids?
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)15:56 No.8120987
    >>8120958
    My mother has a word for girls like that, and that word is hussy! What a irredeemable Jezzabelle. Well, I suppose we should clean up and head back to the party.

    Also, I told you we should have gone with Amber. I bet she wouldn't have been such a bitch.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)15:59 No.8121026
    >>8120987
    >>8120970
    You take the napkin and wipe your face, getting rid of Janice's juices. Perception check, 12 or less.
    Then an Intelligence check, 13 or less to remember where you saw a faucet.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:00 No.8121046
    rolled 1, 4, 4 = 9

    >>8121026
    Rolling Int.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:01 No.8121048
    rolled 3, 2, 6 = 11

    >>8121026
    here's hoping
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:01 No.8121050
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>8121026

    Perception.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)16:02 No.8121069
    >>8121050
    Tests here are 3d6.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:03 No.8121083
    >>8121069

    Oops, sorry about that.

    I honestly don't think there's a faucet around here though...
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)16:05 No.8121101
    >>8121083
    It's fine. Besides, I think >>8121048
    passed the Perception test, since the roll before it was for Int.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)16:06 No.8121114
    >>8121048
    You notice a phone number on the napkin, most likely Khala's, since it's her napkin.

    >>8121046
    You remember a faucet on the right side of the stage. A man stood there, handing cups of water to the band and standing readily with a bucket of water, probably if anything went wrong for the on-stage fire juggler.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:10 No.8121156
    >>8121114
    Clean self up, look for another girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:10 No.8121170
    >>8121114

    Note the number down in handphone.

    Then go out to the faucet and wash hands. Look around to see if the girls are still around, or have gone.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)16:16 No.8121260
    >>8121170
    >>8121156
    You type in the number on your cell under the name Khala. Time is now 2:22
    When you step out from under the stage, you notice the music has become subtler. You turn and see it's another band; a guitarist, bassists, drum-machine operator and a singer, all wearing leather pants and open, long-sleeved, loose 18th century white shirts.
    You go over to the faucet by the side of the stage and the man with the cups is gone. When you've washed your face, you turn to see if the girls are any where in sight, but you can't see the bar; the people on the dance floor are in the way. The lighting has changed from green and red to a dark-bluish and the black-light is turned off.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)16:18 No.8121305
    >>8121260
    (Why do you keep telling us the time? Is there a time limit or is it just to keep us informed?)

    Head over to the bar.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:18 No.8121315
    >>8121260

    Well... look around us and see if there's anyone worth talking to?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:23 No.8121382
    rolled 3, 6, 5 = 14

    >>8121305
    The time is going to end up being important.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)16:24 No.8121388
    >>8121305
    >>8121315
    (Just info, reminding you it's freakin' late at night and you're in the other end of town.)
    You get through the crowd easily; everyone's busy being romantic in couples to the subtle music. At the bar, the Queen and Amber have changed the topic of their conversation to shoes and purses. Amber notices you and asks you "Had fun?" with a childlike smile on her face. The Queen turns her attention to the barkeep.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:25 No.8121404
    >>8121388

    'Dear me, I'm afraid so. How about you?'

    Sit beside her and put arm around her shoulder.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)16:28 No.8121454
    >>8121388
    (Ah, okay. Thanks)

    "Maybe. But it would have been more fun if you'd been there too."
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)16:28 No.8121467
    >>8121404
    "Sure, mrs. Lowell and I are having a very interesting conversation about clothing!"
    You nod and sit down next to her and put your arm around her. She rests her head on your shoulder and closes her eyes, sighing softly in a tired tone.
    The Queen, or mrs. Lowell, hands you a fancy red drink in an oversized martini glass, takes another of the same kind and sips of it.
    You're having eye contact with the Queen now, and she's looking at you like she's expecting you to answer a question.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:29 No.8121469
    >>8121382

    I somehow have this feeling too...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:29 No.8121470
    >You're in Khala from behind and just made a successful DX-roll to do her gently.
    This thread is pathetic and you should feel pathetic.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:29 No.8121482
    >>8121467

    'Good evening, there. I don't think I ever caught your name. I'm Lucius.'
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)16:31 No.8121501
    >>8121470
    We do. It's a good pain.

    >>8121482
    This. But remember to kiss her before speaking. Damn club rules...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:33 No.8121530
    >>8121501

    Oh yeah, forgot the kiss...
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)16:35 No.8121559
    >>8121501
    >>8121482
    You lean over, losing Amber from your shoulder, to kiss the Queen. She responds by putting down her drink at standing up from her chair. You kiss for a good five seconds before she sits down. Then you pop your question.
    "I'm the Queen around here, but my name is Elizabeth. Amber is a student of mine - yeah, you probably saw me upstairs, but that's just a part-time job. A professor's salary is hardly enough to hold up this lifestyle - the downside of being the Queen is that you have to hire the bands, though most of them go for a low pay and a high audience."
    She takes another sip from her fancy drink.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:37 No.8121590
    >>8121559

    'Beauty with brains... Impressive, Elizabeth. What are you a professor of, if I might ask?'

    Oh, and get Amber back into shoulder. Stroke hair, just be gently cuddly. We're spent anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:39 No.8121632
    >>8121559

    'Where do you find the bands, though? Also university people?'
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)16:40 No.8121638
    >>8121559
    Teachers having these kinds of relationships with students? Scandalous!

    >>8121590
    Agreed. Cuddle time is now.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)16:43 No.8121680
    >>8121590
    "I'm a physics professor, but I don't have my tenure yet, sadly. It's only my second year here. I used to teach in high school, but those kids are just too loud and noisy."
    The last comment strikes you as odd, since she must've to some degree chosen the previous band, which was quite 'noisy.'
    Amber's fast asleep on your shoulder and you can feel her head vibrate when she snores. You stroke her hair and she smiles in her sleep.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)16:49 No.8121758
    >>8121680

    'So Amber does physics?' Look at her and kiss her forehead. 'I always thought physics was a hard science.'

    'Do you know everyone around here? Is this party well known amongst the students?'
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)16:51 No.8121796
    >>8121680
    D'awwwwww. Continue to snuggle, ask her about how she can find highschool kids noisy and yet be okay with loud bands.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)16:53 No.8121822
    >>8121758
    Mrs. Lowell raises her eyebrow, "I'll MAKE it hard, if you like..."
    "I know all the faces and most of the names. Yeah, some of them are students, but everyone is only allowed to bring one friend ever. Then they have to make new friends. Except for me, as the Queen, and then the Bouncer, we can invite whoever we want. How'd you get down here?"
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)16:55 No.8121869
    >>8121822
    Regale her with our tale of leading Janice here through her drunken stupor.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)16:59 No.8121937
    >>8121869
    Elizabeth's face is changing back to that sour face you saw upstairs in the library. She doesn't look pleased.
    "Is Janice still around? I haven't seen her for a while... I need to have a word with her...!"
    Her tone has changed from sexy and intelligent to sharp and serious.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:01 No.8121974
    >>8121937
    "She said she had to leave a few minutes ago and left. Why, should I not be here?"
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:04 No.8122022
    >>8121937

    'Oh dear, is Janice banned from here or something? Also, how exactly do you leave this place?'
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:06 No.8122039
    >>8122022
    >Also, how exactly do you leave this place?

    You don't. Bum bum buuuuuuum!
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:06 No.8122050
    >>8121974
    "No," she says strictly and leaves in a hurry. She disappears in the crowd.
    It's 2:34 and you're starting to feel tired; you've been awake since 10 this morning and you had a hot sexual encounter with two nice ladies. Amber's completely gone on your shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:07 No.8122058
    >>8122039

    You can check out anytime you like, but you can't ever leave!

    *insane guitar riffs*
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:08 No.8122075
    >>8122050
    It would be un-gentlemanly to leave her without support. If we MUST rest, do so while leaning against her.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:08 No.8122083
    >>8122022
    The barkeep overhears your last inquiry and tells you to go talk to the Bouncer. He points toward the large black man that helped you and Janice down from the vent.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:08 No.8122084
    >>8122050

    We should leave then. But before that....

    Try to wake Amber up. Kiss her or nuzzle her awake. Ask if she'd like to leave too.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:09 No.8122109
    >>8122050
    Take Amber to our place. Let her have the bed, crash on the couch. Drive her home in the morning.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:12 No.8122142
    >>8122109
    >>8122084
    You wake Amber up. "Wanna leave?"
    She nods with a sleepy grin.
    You practically carry her over to the Bouncer who gives you both a hand to get up the vent again.
    Now you just need to get out. Amber is too sleepy to remember the way out and can only just crawl.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:12 No.8122146
    >>8122084
    >>8122109
    These are much better than my idea. Go with them.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:13 No.8122168
    >>8122109

    This is the true action of a dapper gentleman.

    Also, we should lead then. Just ask Amber to follow us. Then help her down from the vent.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:13 No.8122189
    >>8122142
    Just follow it back. It split on the way here but since we're going back he just have to follow the path back wherever it diverges. We took a left then a right to get here.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:14 No.8122205
    >>8122142
    (HURRR)
    Intelligence check, 11 or less to remember the way out.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:15 No.8122222
    >>8122189
    13 or less because you remember it IRL.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:17 No.8122247
    rolled 6, 2, 2 = 10

    >>8122222

    Rollan...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:19 No.8122277
    >>8122109

    Wow, how civil shall we be, eh?

    Maybe we should ask if she wants to sleep with us. Not necessarily sex, let's just share a bed.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:19 No.8122283
    >>8122247
    Success! When we get home, can we assign those skill points?
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:20 No.8122293
    >>8122247
    You get out to the Janitor's room and help Amber out the vent. When you step out into the library's main hall, it's dead silent. The doors are closed, but obviously not locked. In the corner sits the Queen, again with that sour look on her face. She acts like she doesn't know you, just sits there.
    >Talk to Elizabeth.
    >Walk out of the library.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:21 No.8122317
    >>8122293
    Walk out of the library. Ask Amber if she wants to crash at our place for the night.

    >>8122277
    So, just cuddling? I like it. Do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:22 No.8122319
    >>8122293

    She obviously will pretend to not know us, secret club and all

    Walk out
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:23 No.8122337
    >>8122317
    You step out the door and ask her. She responds with the same sleepy grin and shakes her head. "I live right over here," lazily pointing towards the campus.

    >>8122283
    >(Sure, or now if you want. Raise DX or IQ by 2 or STR or HT by 1?)
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:25 No.8122367
    >>8122337

    Lead her cute little head over to campus
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:25 No.8122370
    >>8122337

    Awww. For a moment there... but well, the lady has spoken, and the gentleman obliges.

    I say we raise our dex by 2. Some more skill with appendages will come in useful.

    Is there any way we can get back home, come think of it? 24hr buses?
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:25 No.8122377
    >>8122337
    >Meh, let's finish up here first

    Curses, foiled again! Ah well, might as well escort her to her room. Though staying any longer would probably be a bad idea. Maybe we can get a phone number before she falls asleep.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:29 No.8122440
    >>8122377

    Phone number's a good idea. Come think of it, we didn't get Janice's.

    I would have liked to meet that boyfriend of hers. And make him swallow several of his teeth.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:30 No.8122458
    >>8122440
    Her boyfriend is on the football team. We're..... probably not able to do that without suffering severe injury from his return punch(es).
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:31 No.8122472
    >>8122367
    >>8122370
    >>8122377
    You ask her where she lives and she mumbles a number. You used to live here, so you quickly find it. Amber pulls out a key from her purse and struggles a bit with it, but eventually unlocks the door to her room. She walks straight over to the bed, trips over and lands in the middle of it. She mumbles into the pillows if you want to stay for the night.

    You never noticed the bus-times.
    >Improve stat now or wait?
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:33 No.8122506
    >>8122472
    Oh, so she's okay with us staying for the night? Well, never let it be said that we don't oblige the ladies...

    >Improve stats now. Voting +1 Dex and Perception.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:34 No.8122520
    >>8122506

    Sit down next to her in the bed and stroke her back. 'I'd love to, if I may.'

    Oh, close the door. Lock it.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:37 No.8122589
    >>8122472
    > seconded, dex and perception
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:40 No.8122641
    >>8122589

    This. And let's stay the night. What's the room like though? Space on the bed?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:43 No.8122674
    >>8122458

    That is, if you fight fair. But that's not a given.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:44 No.8122695
    >>8122520
    > second
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:44 No.8122699
    What's our refractory period like OP? Can we do Amber, or would that be too close to drunk-rape?

    You know, we might want to sleep on the couch to avoid her waking up and freaking out because she doesn't remember us.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:45 No.8122716
    >>8122699
    Yeah, that's probably for the best. And tomorrow we really need to find a top hat.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:46 No.8122729
    >>8122699
    That's WHY you want to sleep in her bed!
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:46 No.8122731
    >>8122641
    >>8122520
    >>8122506
    You close the door. Amber still has the key; you can't lock it.
    You sit down and stroke her hair. You look around. It's a pretty large room, larger than your own, counting that it's a single room - a room for one student rather than two or three, like your old one.
    The bed is a queen size one full of plushies of various animals. On the walls are posters of Marilyn Manson, Limp Bizkit and Joy Division. Quite a mixed style. A yellow Macbook is situated on the desk by the window.

    >Perception rises with IQ only. Secondary attributes can't be improved directly - house rule.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:47 No.8122748
    >>8122699

    D'aww the tired bumpkin would probably freak out, tuck her in, and just in case shes up for it... undress her.
    If shes not, sleep on couch
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:48 No.8122765
    >>8122699
    No couch. 2 pink beanbags, but no couch. If you're asking for which period we're in, it's this very year.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:48 No.8122775
    >>8122731
    >Oh. In that case +2 to Dex since we already put a point into Int.

    Can't most doors be locked from the inside without a key? Y'know, with a little turny-thing? God I suck at describing things...

    Is there a couch or chair we could sleep in, since Amber seems to have monopolized the bed?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:49 No.8122778
    >>8122731
    Can we check out the mac book quickly?
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:49 No.8122784
    >>8122748
    Amber's fast asleep, it was quite obvious that it was legitimate tire and not intoxication that made her sleepy.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:49 No.8122788
    Quietly ask her how she's feeling.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:51 No.8122816
    We should retire to a bean bag to sleep because we don't want to wake her and we don't want to sleep in the bed with her out of fear of her waking up.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:51 No.8122823
    >>8122778
    You can always try.
    >>8122775
    Old doors, so not here: Keys only.
    Beanbag chairs. Two of them.

    >+2 DX. Stats next.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:51 No.8122824
    >>8122778

    Would that be bad?

    ... Though I guess we could do it. But first we make sure Amber's comfy. And yeah perhaps we should sleep on the couch.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:51 No.8122826
    >>8122765
    Sleep on a bean bag.
    >> Stats Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:52 No.8122847
    Primary attributes
    Strength: 11
    Dexterity: 12
    Intelligence: 13
    Health: 9

    Secondary attributes
    HP: 10/10
    Perception: 12
    Will: 12
    Fatigue Points: 7/9
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:53 No.8122873
    >>8122824
    Comfy and asleep. We don't want to be caught snooping.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:53 No.8122881
    >>8122826
    >>8122816
    >>8122778
    >>8122748
    >Go to sleep on a bean bag.
    >Check out Amber's macbook
    >What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:54 No.8122885
    >>8122826

    Second. Or just use both. Whatever makes us comfy.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:54 No.8122890
    >>8122778
    >>8122824
    Tak, how un-dapper!

    >>8122847
    For fatigue, 0/9 is better than 9/9, right? Either way, we should sleep now.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:55 No.8122900
    >>8122890
    *Tsk
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:56 No.8122927
    >>8122890
    >Nope. At 0 fatigue points left, you roll HT. On a success, you stay awake until you're at -1x FP. On a failure, you fall unconscious, i.e. asleep.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:56 No.8122932
    >>8122881

    Sleep. Timeskip to tomorrow morning, please.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)17:57 No.8122964
    >>8122881

    voting for sleep, since her macbook probably just has typical stuff on it, you know college girl type of stuff

    Sleep on bean bag chair, but first a light kiss on the forehead and a goodnight
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)17:57 No.8122965
    >>8122927
    >Then since we're so tired from the long day, shouldn't we be a bit lower? Oh well, whatever. Never a good idea to argue with the DM that things are too good.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)17:59 No.8123001
    >>8122932
    You pass out on a bean bag chair and are awakened the next morning by the heavy sunlight through the window.
    On the bed is Amber, now under the sheets, apparently naked or in just underwear.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:00 No.8123024
    >>8123001

    because I'm paranoid, check pockets, all known items still present?
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:01 No.8123050
    >>8123024
    Everything's there.
    Your cellphone tells you that the time is 11:47 AM.

    >>8122965
    >It took three Will checks before you came. If you had come at the first, I would've called for a HT check - and a failure would result in significant FP loss.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:02 No.8123059
    >>8123024

    Second this. Amber still sound asleep?

    Shall we use the toilet if there is one, to freshen up?
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)18:02 No.8123063
    >>8123001
    Check pockets, make breakfast for two.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:02 No.8123074
    >>8123024
    A good place to start. Did we do any drinking last night? Do we have any sort of a hangover?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:03 No.8123092
    >>8123001

    I know I usually stink after sleeping in clothes, plus that tap probably didn't clean us that well, she has shower, or is comunal in this dorm?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:04 No.8123098
    >>8123063
    Check what she has for food first. If possible, eggs and bacon would be great.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:05 No.8123131
    >>8123074
    No hangovers, you only had one soft drink.
    >>8123059
    >>8123063
    Amber's sound asleep, snoring loudly. The door to the toilet is wide open, suggesting Amber got up in the night to use it.
    On campus, the only food is in the canteen. They served breakfast from 6AM till 2PM when you went there, but only to students with flashcards - such as the ones Janice and Amber used to open the outer gates.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)18:07 No.8123158
    >>8123131
    Well in that case, let's shower Pity we don't have a change of cloths, but whatever. Once that's done, wait for Amber to wake up.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:07 No.8123172
    >>8123131
    Hmmmm... That could prove to be a minor difficulty in the making of the breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:08 No.8123176
    >>8123131

    Do we know where her flash card might be? Take it. Write a note: 'Going to get us some brunch. Have your flashcard. Cheers.'

    Then take it and go out to the canteen.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:08 No.8123181
    >>8123131

    shower ahoy then, don't close the door, don't want her thinking that that we have something to hide if she doesn't remember last night
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:10 No.8123210
    >>8123158
    While in the shower, you hear an alarm clock go off. Shortly after it's turned off and Amber's standing in the door to the bathroom. She's wearing a yellow robe and her hair is loose. Even with smeared make-up and sleepy eyes, she's even more attractive than she were last night.
    "Hey there," she yawns, "Did ya sleep good?"
    She continues over to the sink and washes her face.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:10 No.8123213
    >>8123176
    No. Do not take her flash card. Shower first but leave the door open.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:10 No.8123224
    >>8123210

    Embrace her from behind as she washes her face.

    'Slept well. But could be better. Coulda slept with you.'
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:11 No.8123243
    >>8123224
    Aren't we still showering? Invite her in.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:12 No.8123257
    >>8123243

    Good point! Do this, then.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:13 No.8123268
    >>8123224
    "Well, you coulda just jumped in with me," she says with a rusty but cute voice. She drops her robe and underneath she's wearing a white bra and thong.
    She turns round and puts her head on your shoulder, making a sound reminiscent of a purr.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)18:13 No.8123275
    >>8123210
    So she doesn't hate us or want us to leave ASAP. That's good. Go with this >>8123224
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)18:15 No.8123295
    >>8123268
    Wait, she puts her head on our shoulder while we're in the shower? What about the shower curtains? And won't her underwear get wet?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:16 No.8123304
    >>8123275

    Or should we drag her back into the shower with us? I mean, she hasn't showered either.

    Cleanliness is dapperness, gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:16 No.8123308
    >>8123295
    No, we appear to have stepped out of the shower, and embracing her from behind.
    We should go in for a kiss.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:17 No.8123312
    >>8123295
    >You stepped out of the shower, of course. And it's a single room, why would it need shower curtains? But, yes, her underwear is getting wet.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:17 No.8123319
    >>8123268
    "why don't we make up for that right now then?"
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:18 No.8123326
    >>8123268

    bring her to the shower, shower sex is the hottest
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:19 No.8123345
    >>8123326
    >>8123319
    >>8123308
    You slip her a kiss on the cheek and she returns with a peck on the lips.
    "Nah, I've got class in an hour. But you can soap me up if you like?"
    She drops her undergarments and steps in under the still running nozzle.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)18:19 No.8123350
    >>8123308
    >>8123312
    Oh. Well then, help her out of her underwear and bring her into the shower. Cleanliness is next to Dapperness.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:22 No.8123390
    >>8123345

    slowly soap her up, leave no location untouched. After this she might not mind skipping her first class...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:22 No.8123392
    >>8123345
    Accept the offer, and see where we can go with it. There's a lot you can do in a lot less than an hour.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:22 No.8123395
    >>8123345
    Soap her up, sure. We can always come back once her classes are finished.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:23 No.8123414
    >>8123350
    You soap each other up and Amber is having fun with how the soap bubbles in the hair on your chest. She turns her back to you and makes suggestions to have you wash her hair. You notice her slender figure and a smooth set of hind cheeks with a nice, slight tan. Her wet hair is almost black and the sunlight from the window gives her a sort of mysterious Latino feel.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:24 No.8123436
    >>8123414

    Wash her hair thoroughly, then move down. Rub her back with soap. Then her legs.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:25 No.8123445
    >>8123414
    Run our fingers through her hair while gently pressing her up against the wall.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)18:27 No.8123469
    >>8123414
    Wash her hair.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:27 No.8123470
    an hour shouldn't be too difficult to pull off.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:30 No.8123507
    >>8123436
    You massage her scalp for a while, thoroughly shampooing it.
    You move down and rub her shoulders and her back. She's obviously enjoying it. The warm water has an almost therapeutic effect on both of you.
    When you get to her legs, she's moaning with the still rusty but cute voice. You slip a hand between her thighs and 'accidentally' touch her down there.
    She slaps your hand away and says with a giggle "Ah-ah-ah, you didn't say the magic word!"
    Come to think of it, she did have a Jurassic Park-poster on one of the walls.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)18:32 No.8123533
    >>8123507
    Keep it on the level. An hour might be enough for sex, but she needs to clean up, get dressed and get her things, pop over to get breakfast and THEN get to class. It's not as much time as you might think. We can always have sexy times when she's done wiht class.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:33 No.8123550
    >>8123507
    >Holy fuck that is hot.

    Lean close to her ear, lick her earlobe, and whisper "please..."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:33 No.8123564
    >>8123507

    Yeah, maybe we should hold back for now. Just hug her and shower with kisses then.

    'What class is it anyway? Can't you just miss it? Say you've got a fever. You're so hot anyway.'
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:35 No.8123590
    >>8123533
    This is wish fulfillment. Realistic wish fulfillment, but wish fulfillment. Fuck no we're not keeping it on the level.

    >>8123507
    Pull our hand back, keeping it on her ass, and say "Please, Amber, can I make you come?"
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:36 No.8123613
    >>8123550
    She giggles and turns around. She takes a soft hold of your flaccid penis and strokes it kindly.
    Suddenly you realize how sore it is. HT check, 9 or less.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:36 No.8123616
    >>8123507
    "An adventure 65 million years in the making?"

    That's a hell of a secret word.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:37 No.8123630
    >>8123414

    >Female
    >sort of mysterious Latino feel.
    >mysterious Latino
    >Latino
    >> smoker 02/16/10(Tue)18:38 No.8123651
    >>8123630
    Fuck yes dark skin. There fucking hot with accents n' shit. That or hipster redheads.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:38 No.8123657
    rolled 5, 3, 6 = 14

    >>8123613
    Is there any way to make it less sore or will we have to tough it out?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:39 No.8123658
    rolled 2, 1, 1 = 4

    >>8123613
    Start stroking her slit to reciprocate.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:39 No.8123660
    >>8123630
    >Latina, now shut up. If it were trap, you'd know by now.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:39 No.8123670
    rolled 6, 2, 2 = 10

    >>8123613

    Let's see...
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)18:40 No.8123691
    rolled 1, 4, 4 = 9

    >>8123613
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:40 No.8123697
    >>8123657

    I guess if it's too sore we'll just let her go off to class first. Needs a little more rest, probably, the machinery.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:41 No.8123702
    >>8123657
    You pull back with a silent "Ouch!"
    Under your foreskin, it really is quite red. You feel you wont be having sex today.
    Amber puts on a baby voice "Aww, poor little thing... Wanna feel better?" talking to your penis. She kneels down and kisses it gently, trying not to pull back on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:41 No.8123715
    >>8123702

    'It says yes, Amber, I'm very sure it says yes.'
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:42 No.8123725
    rolled 5, 4, 6 = 15

    >>8123702
    Damn. She really wants this to happen?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:43 No.8123727
    >>8123702
    Enjoy it for now, but let her go to class. We can always wait here for her; she's got a computer we can use to kill time.

    Who knows, we may be feeling better by the time she gets back.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:44 No.8123745
    >>8123651


    I fucking love redheads, that is all
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:44 No.8123747
    Eh, if it's too sore we can do something for her.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:45 No.8123760
    >>8123727
    > Am I the only one who thinks its creepy/ pathetic to hang around someone's dorm all day hoping for sex when they get back?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:46 No.8123779
    >>8123727
    >>8123747
    Maybe just get her off and let her leave while we wait there?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:46 No.8123781
    >>8123760
    She DID offer the option to us in a previous (deleted) post...
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:47 No.8123793
    >>8123725
    >>8123747
    >>8123727
    >>8123715
    "Aww, poor baby...!" she says, "poor little thing, you..."
    She kisses it a couple of times. Then she reaches for the shelf over the sink.
    "Let me rub this on," she says, squishing out a glob of brown goo from a tube. The tube reads 'Aloe Vera Gel,' so it can't be all bad. She starts rubbing it on and immediately it feels better, cooler... softer.
    When she's rubbed it on, she steps out and hurries up getting ready. "I'll be gone for a couple of hours, but you can use my computer if you want. The password is cuddlesinblue!"
    The last phrase she semi-shouts, and the next thing you hear is the slam of the door.
    There you are, naked in a college girl's dorm room with free access to her computer.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:47 No.8123795
    >>8123779
    >>8123747

    these.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:47 No.8123800
    >>8123779
    If we're too sore to act, then get her off and then either wait around or leave, whichever she wants.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:47 No.8123805
    >>8123793

    Enter password, use computer.

    Come think of it, we're stuck in her room right? If we leave we can't get back in?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:47 No.8123807
    >>8123793
    :3
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:48 No.8123818
    >>8123805
    Fucking GET DRESSED first.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:49 No.8123834
    >>8123805
    You could go look for a key. Would she really lock you in, knowing you wouldn't be able to leave?

    >>8123807
    >Just as planned.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:49 No.8123837
    >>8123793
    Alright then. I have no position as to whether we should get clothes on or not, though if not we should make sure the blinds are down. Let's start looking over that computer, maybe find out more about the cult/party/whatever.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:50 No.8123858
    >>8123793

    >God shes so damn cute.
    hmmm dry off etc. Get dressed. When we do touch her computer, check her history first, lets not do anything she might be offended with here
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:50 No.8123863
    WATCH OUT BITCHES IS A BEAR!!
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)18:51 No.8123879
    >>8123793
    Awesome. Finish showering, dry off, get dressed, surf 4chan.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:51 No.8123882
    >>8123837
    >>8123818
    You dry up and get dressed, blah blah.
    You go sit at the computer and open in up, enter the password and you're in.
    Shortly after opening the desktop, Amber's IM opens. She has 12 friends online, 3 of which are on from cellphones (32 offline).
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:51 No.8123888
    >>8123879

    Find Post-Valentine's Quest, get sucked into infinite timeloop.

    Let's not do that, shall we?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:52 No.8123902
    >>8123882

    Let's not touch her IM; we don't want to say silly things to her friends that might weird them out.

    Do look around for a key though. Or look out the window. Is the uni busy now?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:52 No.8123906
    >>8123888
    > Now THAT would be funny
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)18:53 No.8123918
    >>8123882
    Do NOT fuck around with her IM. Try to put it so that it shows as her not being on, so that no one tries to message us.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:54 No.8123920
    >>8123902

    use search option to look up "party" and "library"
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:55 No.8123943
    >>8123882
    Don't mess with her IM; either close it or set it to appear offline mode.

    Do, however, take a cursory glance at her browser history, just to see if anything interesting is on there.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)18:57 No.8123964
    >>8123902
    People are outside, but only to get from /a/ to /b/ (lolololisuckandiknowit).
    The key is visibly hanging on a coathanger hook from the door to the hallway.
    >>8123918
    >>8123902
    You put your status to 'Invisible,' making it look like you're offline.

    >>8123920
    >>8123858
    >>8123879
    >Check history (browser history, correct?)
    >Search info about the weird night club
    >Surf 4chan

    >What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:58 No.8123980
    >>8123964
    >surf 4chan
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:58 No.8123989
    >>8123964

    Check history.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)18:59 No.8123999
    >>8123964
    Check history, then search info.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)18:59 No.8124006
    >>8123964
    Check history, then surf 4chan if nothing interesting catches our eye. Look for any fetish sites she's been to. If we know what she likes, we can use it to make sex better with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:00 No.8124013
    >>8123999
    second, DON'T surf 4chan, thats a derp
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:00 No.8124019
    >>8123964
    Check history, then do some research on nightclub.

    THEN surf 4chan. /tg/, to be specific.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:01 No.8124033
    >>8123964

    Come think of it - do we actually have like a job or something? What are we like in this society?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:04 No.8124082
    >>8124033
    Oh, that's right, we have to get paid somehow.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:06 No.8124123
    >>8124033
    You have a job, but you wont have to report in till 2PM Tuesday and it's still only Monday the 15th of February. It's a custode job at the local historical museum, low salary but you don't really have to do anything but lock the doors at 9PM and check that everything's in order - and there's really nothing to un-orderize...
    >>8123943
    >>8123989
    >>8123999
    >>8124006
    >>8124013
    >>8124019
    IQ check, 12 or less to find browser history in Safari.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:07 No.8124147
    rolled 5, 1, 4 = 10

    >>8124123

    Wait, we work in a museum? And we get the keys to close the door with? In a museum?

    Maybe it's time to open a second branch of Club Underthelibrary.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:08 No.8124166
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    2 KB
    rolled 5, 6, 6 = 17

    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)19:10 No.8124182
    >>8124147
    I can see that being a very, very bad idea.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:10 No.8124191
    >>8124147
    >Smort thinkan.
    You find the browser history. Most of the sites seem to be Wikipedia articles about various forms of science and English and American literature and history. Once in a while there are links to gaming forums: She seems to be a Halo fan and a Diablo enthusiast. Only porn is a gay site, the same page each time, visited with roughly three day intervals.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:11 No.8124209
    >>8124166
    >I lol'd hard because that's a crit fail.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:12 No.8124222
    >>8124191

    Check out the gay porn site.

    And wow, Wikipedia is a turn on certainly.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)19:14 No.8124243
    >>8124191
    Gay site, eh?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:14 No.8124251
    >>8124191

    of course check the gay porn site
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:14 No.8124253
    >>8124222
    You resonate that the Wiki articles are probably mainly for easy studies.

    The porn site is a gallery of videos, but it only has one video. It's about 15 minutes long and from the thumbnail it seems it's a video of a guy jerking off.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:15 No.8124273
    >>8124253

    Hmmmmm....

    Play the video and watch it. And oh keep the sound down of course.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:16 No.8124279
    brush up on ur halo/diablo for some conversation later, find something online to occupy yourself with
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:18 No.8124307
    >>8124273
    You turn off the speakers. The video shows a slender, almost skinny guy, quite pale - probably an amateur video - masturbating while ejaculating multiple times. He employs different techniques: He starts out rough and hard, then goes slow and slippery, then he 'edges', then he just rubs the head, and so on and so forth. He only changes posture to position the cushion he's sitting on.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:18 No.8124309
    Watch the video. When she comes back, initiate sexy-time by acting out the video.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)19:18 No.8124311
    >>8124253
    Well, no reason to look at that, given our complete heterosexuality. Check up on any info about the nightclub library.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:19 No.8124322
    >>8124307

    Hmmmm. We could learn a few techniques from there I suppose.

    Also: we don't have Amber's number do we? Just Khala's. We should meet more people. Let's take the key and go out for a while.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:20 No.8124329
    >>8124307

    Remember a couple things from the video for later

    Then use the actual computer search (search her files) for the keywords "party" and "library"
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:21 No.8124349
    >>8124329
    >>8124322
    >>8124311

    >Search Internet for info on night club.
    >Search computer for info on night club.
    >Leave.

    >What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:22 No.8124360
    >>8124349

    search computer
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)19:23 No.8124372
    >>8124349
    First search computer, then internet.

    >>8124322
    No, because then she won't be able to get back in to the room when she gets back.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:23 No.8124373
    >>8124349

    search computer.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:23 No.8124375
    >>8124253
    >>8124251
    >>8124222
    >>8124191

    >in a cute college girl's room, with access to her computer
    >look at gay porn

    Never change, /tg/.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:26 No.8124410
    >>8124360
    You find some old IM logs, conversations between Amber and someone who could very well be Janice - screen name Jabberwocky.
    Skimming them through, you understand that Janice invited Amber. This could be why Elizabeth left in such anger the night before; Janice had already used up her invitation.
    You also find other conversations implying Amber invited Khala and that Khala might have invited someone called Jonah.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:28 No.8124440
    >>8124410

    Oh dear... hmm. Hope she's not in too major a spot, Janice.

    Are there any other people she's talked to who are clearly female?
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)19:29 No.8124461
    >>8124410
    That it? Try the interwebs now.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:31 No.8124488
    >>8124440
    Of her 44 IM contacts, 31 are seemingly female, 9 apparently male and 4 are unknowable. Khala belongs to the 31, Janice to the 4.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:31 No.8124494
    >>8124461

    Not likely to have a site, that party... or everyone'd be on to it by now!

    I say we open a word processor and write a little love poem. Something short and silly. Then close the macbook.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:33 No.8124508
    >>8124494
    >>8124461

    >Write poem
    >Continue search online

    >What do you do?
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)19:35 No.8124535
    >>8124508
    Love poem, definitely.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:35 No.8124540
    >>8124508

    Love poem, going with that.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:36 No.8124556
    Is the thread going to autosage soon? Would you like to start a new thread, or continue another day?
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:37 No.8124578
    >>8124540
    >>8124535
    IQ check, 13 or less to write a funny poem.
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)19:37 No.8124588
    rolled 2, 1, 6 = 9

    >>8124578
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:38 No.8124593
    >>8124556
    >Got nothing to do. We can start another thread, just cue me.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:38 No.8124608
    >>8124588

    Awesome. Man, we're being seriously dapper...
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:40 No.8124622
    >>8124588
    You write a love poem in which you manage to incorporate some humorous Jurassic Park and Halo references,
    "Your beauty is as stunning as being eaten alive while on the can..." and the like.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:40 No.8124625
    >>8124593
    Yeah, we're in autosage. Do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:40 No.8124627
    >>8124593
    New Thread ploxors
    >> Researcher Sam 02/16/10(Tue)19:41 No.8124636
    rolled 5, 5, 2 = 12

    >>8124625
    >>8124627
    Jeeze guys, we can ride the autosage for another hour or so.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:44 No.8124692
    >>8124636

    Fair enough - though people might not find the thread. So maybe make a new thread. Let the OP decide lah.
    >> Original Plague Doctor !!JajszWhpsyf 02/16/10(Tue)19:48 No.8124744
    On >>8124625's request, a new thread: >>8124734
    >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)19:57 No.8124901
    archive this



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