HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-After a quick shower, you change into that nice suit you got from Picollo's some time ago.You check with Kraus if you still have those reservations at IronChef and pocket some protection as you finish up.'Mio, are you ready to head out?' you mentillate the woman you would be entertaining this evening.'A-almost...' She answers tentatively. 'I'm at my room. 33-b in AdMin.' 'Then I shall pick you up.' you tell her as you head out of the door."Looking fancy there teacakes." Erica comments as she and her twin watch you prepare to jump out."Nothing less for any of you." you answer with a smile."Watch out for Mio." She grins. "She's out for blood."You say nothing and jump out to the stamp you had hidden in the middle of the quad.--------------------------------------------------------------You found Mio's room easily enough, it's in the sublevel of Admin where officers and personnel lived if they didnt have their own accommodations.She answers the door even before you knocked and opens it for you."H-hi." she stood in the doorway fidgeting in a beautiful black satin dress. "Just wait on the couch as I f-finish getting ready."
>>20098196holy sweet fuck this is still a thingIs anyone keeping track of how long this is even going on?
>>20098200100+ threads.I think 150
"Will you walk into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly;"'Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you may spy.The way into my parlor is up a winding stair,And I have many curious things to show when you are there.""Oh no, no," said the little fly; "to ask me is in vain,For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again.""I'm sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high.Well you rest upon my little bed?" said the spider to the fly."There are pretty curtains drawn around; the sheets are fine and thin,And if you like to rest a while, I'll snugly tuck you in!""Oh no, no," said the little fly, "for I've often heard it said, They never, never wake again who sleep upon your bed!"
>>20098196Ah, finally got it to post?
>>20098232So, Mio could be acting shy in order to draw us into a sense of false security?Not her usual behavior, but repeated defeats with her previous tactics would force her to rethink her own approach.Especially since Yamamoto got rid of the pants-on-head retarded 'if it fails once, let's keep doing the same thing' idiots from the Army at Imperial GHQ.
>>20098196It's a trap! Beatrice is only trying to trick us into admitting that witches exist!Run battler! Run like the wind! Your aunt-cousin is trying to kill you!
rolled 20 = 20Neat, I got in before our tripfriends.
I'm starting to think this is a trap, we might not actually make it to our dinner reservations.
You walk in through the door and look around, instead of calling it a room like she did earlier, it would be better to call this place an apartment.The Bureau provided accomodations are nice and homey.A simple little kitchen is tucked behind the door, a bathroom opposite it.A pair of doors to the side seem to lead to bedrooms.And the living-room is large enough to accommodate the pair of nice couches."J-just wait a bit... I'll just finish getting ready."You walk around the couch that was facing away form the door to sit down.There, you found Trude."Hey there." she says glibly. "heading out?""Yes, I kinda owe her for this.""I see, and if you don't mind me asking Hayate, just what do you owe Mio for?"She asks in a tone that you can barely identify as mirth mixed with some frustrationWAT SAY?
>>20098333"In a few words? Public embarrassment."
>>20098333"Oh, a slight incident with psychic paper and me stuck up to my neck in sand."
>>20098333Me being to damn sexy.
Mentillate, you unsubtle fuckers.
>>20098353'A small incident that involved me being buried up to my neck in sand, a sign that said anything that the reader wants to see and a bit of public humiliation.' you mentillate, and she switches to a mental conversation as well.'I see... And that's the only reason you're taking her out? You're not after her as well are you?'[ ]I'm not[ ]Gotta catch em all[ ]other
>>20098333"She wanted to skip straight to the wedding, but i insisted we take things slower"
>>20098445[x] OtherShe's after me anyway. Might as well make it fun and interesting for her. She like it that way.
>>20098445[I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST]No but, she's welcome anytime as well as anyone else who'd like to join.
rolled 25 = 25>>20098445[x]I gotta get my swagger badges.>No further explanations.
rolled 76 = 76>>20098445[ ]other'We'll find out at the end now wont we?' >insert cocky smile here
>>20098445[x]other'No, of course not. She's been coming after me, and I said that we should take things more slowly. The other girls and I talked it out, and we're trying to make this less of a crash landing and more of a gentle touchdown.'
>>20098445[x]other"Is this off the record? If i called it a romance i think Shakespeare would roll in his grave, but there is certainly a strong mutual atttaction"
[ ]otherActually yes. She is, in fact, the only woman i've actively persued since I got here. After so many rape attempts she just sort of grew on me,
rolled 23 = 23>>20098445Hayate's tongue in Trude's butt.
>>20098445"Why do you ask? You want a ride of the Swagtrain too babe?"
>>20098445"I won't say yes, but I'd be a liar if I said no. I've also received carte blanche from my girls to 'return fire'. Apparently they just can't stand to see her have her way with me with no retribution on my end."
>>20098529Just no. We need more time Tongue in Butt anon. The joke hasn't become retro yet.
>>20098556See, it's like bow chicka wow wow or that's what she said. It can't be used every thread or it gets old quick. But if you wait a few threads, and manage to somehow roll a 100 at the right moment... THEN it will be hilarious.
>>20098445"It's a bit of a defensive measure, honestly. Surely you've heard that the best defense is a strong offense? The Major's been 'attacking' me pretty hard, so this seemed the best option."
rolled 82 = 82>>20098556The quest will be over before that happens though.>I guess I'll just dump a trap manga.
>>20098619>dump trap mangaThat's a little redundant with us, though.
rolled 54 = 54Here's something to help with LG's long wait times.
>>20098642But I just fapped! Fuck.Stupid sexy Ayasaki...
rolled 42 = 42>>20098642Then you'll appreciate this.
>>20098655We still need to trigger the Tea of Sagittarius Scenario flag.
rolled 50 = 50>>20098655Fapping makes the ponus bigger>3
'I won't say yes, but I'd be a liar if I said no. I've also received carte blanche from my girls to 'return fire'. Apparently they just can't stand to see her have her way with me with no retribution on my end.''Ahuh...''This is off the record right? It's not exactly what I'd dare to call a romance since I fear Shakespeare would roll in his grave, but there is certainly a strong mutual atttaction'"So, you like her?" she switches to normal speech"Very much, yes." you say firmlyShe directs a nod towards your back, you turn to see a blushing Mio standing there.She's trying to hide her embarrassment at hearing you say that but it's no use.She covers her face with her hands to hide."So, Mio, are you ready?""Y-yeah..." he answer muffled by her hands"Then," you stand up, walk around the couch and take one of her hands. "Let's go.""You two have fun. But not too much you hear?" Trude says from the couch as you port home and out to the park.-----------------------------------------------At the park, after the 2 point jump you did [the portkey system not allowing you to jump straight out to that bench in town], you consider heading straight to your reservations or just killing some time first.WAT DO?[ ]look around shops[ ]walk around park[ ]catch a movie[ ]other
rolled 28 = 28>>20098667Wut's that.>4
>>20098702[x]catch a movieLet's see what's currently playing.
rolled 86 = 86>>20098702Look at shoops or eat food somewhere. Just no movies.>5
>>20098702Walk around the park, start laying on the flattery. Start with the dress, how beautiful she looks.
rolled 17 = 17>>20098750I support this idea.>6
rolled 31 = 31>>20098753Is that a trap in your pic?>Pic related>It's a trap>7
>>20098794No. It's a genderbent Kyon going to the movies and karaoke with another Kyon from an alternate timeline.
rolled 1 = 1>>20098808HORRY SHET!SAUCE PLOX.>8
>>20098827Tea of Sagittarius man.
>>20098827Even more useful, here's a link:http://www.mediafire.com/?qvg4xx5gatl3w
>>20098702Whatever we do, we have to do it with the swagger turned up all the way to 11.Not even necessarily hitting on her, just swag. Omnipresent swag in all that we do. For some reason Mio bordering on the tsundere is absolutely hilarious to me.
rolled 12 = 12>>20098836Well shit. Now I feel dumb.>9
rolled 4 = 4>>20098851Me too.>10
>>20098851As far as im aware we still dont know how to control it like that, aside from acting like a gentlemanly badass when trying to impress
rolled 20 = 20>>20098875Well let me roll for super swag then.>For Hayate this should be normal, never off, swag>11
rolled 83 = 83>>20098911Shit. Rollin for this again.>12
>>20098702Still holding her hand in yours, you invite her on a walk around the park."You look amazing in that dress." you say as you get to the lake."T-thanks... The guy, thing?, at Slaanesh' recommended it..." she answers not meeting your gaze."Well, it suits you very well." you say as you try and lock eyes with her."You look d-dashing in that suit too..""Heh. Thanks. Piccollo, that green guy, knows his stuff."The walk continued with random chatter being passed back and forth between the two of you, Mio begins to relax a bit more and now has her arm interlocked with yours.As you begin to walk the path through the woods back out of the park, you witness a strange sight.**ROLLEM**>taking 3rd1-33 it's Shirou34-66 it's Sousuke67-100 it's Frank
rolled 36 = 36>>20098930Come on, Sousuke.I want more raifu shenanigans.
rolled 62 = 62>>20098930>Please not Shirou.>13
rolled 69 = 69>>20098930
rolled 10 = 10>>20098939>14
>>20098945Fuck me.Fuck you.Fuck dice.Fuck. Everything.
rolled 60 = 60>>20098930I'm sorry.
rolled 86 = 86>>20098945Whelp.>15
>>20098945Hey think of it this way, we can calmly tell him"Dude I don't like what you keep doing to me. It's seriously not cool. If you and your buddies like that kind of thing you can do it in private but I want no part in it." thing anon suggested.
>>20098945>69>FRANK>during our dateGob damnit.
>>20098945Such misfortune, a most ill omen. Sorry guys
>>20098958>smiles are frightening>because they continuously bring up irresponsible friendlinessThis concept is so Japanese I don't even have words for it.
rolled 61 = 61>>20098994Quit ruining it>That's right>I haven't read it.>16
>>20098945CODE RED CODE REDGTFO RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!And while we're doing it maybe we can carry Mio in our arms all princess style, just for the swag factor.
rolled 23 = 23>>20099009I guess I could read it as I posted.>17
>>20099009>the school told me to be kind to himNigga, if you went to any school in America, picked out an average kid and had the principle tell them to be nice to someone they didn't really care for?They'd bully that kid relentlessly until the day they graduated.
>>20099016No, we should try to Stand Our Ground this time. We've been running until now; let's just tell him we're not interested.
>>20099021What, he can't take a cold shower or something?
>>20099033Exactly, and if that doesn't work bolter his ass.
rolled 92 = 92>>20099033Is Frank one of those HARD GAY dudes?>18
>>20099021>>20099009This is why your dad keeps telling you to get a damn haircut, folks. He doesn't want to find you in a dress one day getting buttfucked by your equally effeminate friend.
>>20098963You see Sousuke running away from a gathering in the middle of the grassy field.He's wearing a manic look on his face with a tuxedo.Running after him was a man in what you would say is full dress uniform, a couple of schoolgirls and Tessa and Chidori in wedding gowns."What do you think that is?" asks your date."I have no idea."[ ]check it out[ ]ignore
rolled 100 = 100LG did Hayate bring any of his new guns?>19
rolled 28 = 28>>20099069Check it out.>20
>>20099069[x]Ignore"I'm kinda curious, but... I'll just ask him tomorrow. This is your time."
>>20099033>telling him we're not interested>telling FRANK we're not interestedWhat would ever make you think that would work?Frank is you're prototypical Hard gay. Imagine that douche that hits on girls constantly. Now make him gay. That is Frank.
rolled 26 = 26>>20099089I think we;re seeing the results of some advice.>21
>>20099069>SousukeHuh?I thought >>20098945 was the 3rd roll.Oh well.[x]ignoreI don't like doing it, but this looks like a personal matter, especially with the tux and wedding dresses, so unless Sousuke comes to us, we should stay out of it.
>>20099070STOP. ROLLING.you're wasting valuable hundreds.
>>20099088What the fuck is this even. Why is this the focus of the story of all things?
[x]ignoreNope. Not now. Not our problem.
rolled 71 = 71>>20099103SHHH....>22
>>20099069Ignore. We got important shit to take care of. We are not responsible for cleaning up after ericas antics when we didnt have a hand in it
>>20099100>So that I don't suffer, I'm always scared of falling into despair.Is this just translated poorly or something? This is effectively a meaningless sentence.
>>20099069Now we know what Erica's advice was.[x] Check it out. We should probably fix this, or at least get Erica to fix this.
>>20099126I don't understand why Keima just doesn't tell him, "Hey, your crossdressing thing is nice and all, and normally I wouldn't mind, but the fact that you're so familiar with me when you do it is starting to make me kind of uncomfortable."Is he a shut-in or something? Is he incapable of talking openly with other people?
"Should we check it out?""Nah, let's leave them to their own devices. I'm meant to spend this time with you. No one else."You say as you lock eyes with her.She blushes beautifully and turns away in embarrassment. WAT DO NAO?[ ]Head to restaurant[ ]look at shops[ ]Other>>20099070Yes, you have them in Kraus.
>>20099103GODAMMIT, you're right.GODDAMMN FUCK.I used the 5th roll not third. DA FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME TODAY?!>saving that 69 Frank roll for later then
>>20099163[ ]Head to restaurant
rolled 84 = 84>>20099163Shops>23
>>20099155Yeah, Keima just makes the whole situation way harder on himself than it needs to be.
>>20099163If we have time before our reservation, [x]look at shopsBut if not, then [x]Head to restaurant
>>20099181Its ok LG, i know you still no-homo love me. And it is monday.
rolled 57 = 57>>20099198Also the whole premise here is an all boys school where >TRAPS>TRAPS EVERYWHERE>THEY'RE ALL TRAPS>24
rolled 68 = 68>>20099225Oh and the MC is super rich and has never crossdressed at the start of story.>25
>>20099155>Is he a shut-in or something? Is he incapable of talking openly with other people?Kinda, yeah. Early on in the manga, at least. Haven't managed to get too far, 'cause reading it on my phone is annoying.
>>20099245Oh no, it's obvious that he's got a problem. This is the most dramatic plot twist everrrrr...
>>20099163We're pretty strapped for the money, so [x]Restaurant
>>20099265Shopping for guns, and getting docked a week's pay, really did hurt, didn't it?I think we can JUST afford dinner tonight.
rolled 57 = 57>>20099265Well I did forget that... >26
rolled 75 = 75After I'm done dumping this, Is anybody interested in tea of Sagittarius?>27
rolled 84 = 84Actually... It's about nappy time for me. Maybe on the next thread.>28
rolled 18 = 18>>20099320>29
rolled 13 = 13Last one then it's waiting for me.Captcha says TMtater command>People cant use TMs captcha>30
Fuuuuuuuuck i need sleep. I really didnt want to miss this. Spring that spiders trap and get ravaged like a boss gents.
You decide to head to the restaurant, seeing as it's almost time for your reservations. With Mios arm still locked with yours, the two of you walk down towards the area of town where most of the restaurants were.There, nesstled between Nemo's and one that you've never been to before, was Iron Chef.It's a huge imposing structure, designed much like a Roman Colosseum.By the entrance stood a pair of guards with spears, the maitre d' dressed as a general.After confirming your reservations, he takes you inside.------------------------------------------------------------------Inside, much like outside, was a full Colosseum.Instead of stands and bleachers, it's devided into 4 levels where tables were already filling up with diners.In the middle, on the packed-dirt floor, was what appeared to be a pair of fully furnished kitchens."Ohhh.. I like this place." your date comments as she looks around."Glad you do. I was actually unsure of what it would be when I got reservations." you tell her awkwardly."well, I'm glad you picked this one."Your table, one on the lowest level, closest to the floor, was lit by a pair of torches and an oilburning lamp on the table itself.After the two of you decide on your orders, you decide to engage in some more conversation with your date.WAT SAY/ASK?>headed out>thread will continue at 0700 [or earlier] after I get home.
rolled 34 = 34>>20099344>>20099346>>20099353suddenly everybody's sleeping.
>>20099353Ask for how well the European Union is handling Ichika, and her protege's progress.Also if she's gotten used to the craziness of the Bureau. Maybe also if her and Trude ever go through the training sims that the students go through.
>>20099353Ask about her life prewar
>>20099353Ask her about uhhh.... Ask her what her duties are in the Bureau exactly
So guys, what do we do if Mio jumps our bones? Do we go with it or do we stop her?Also, just what do we try to make her admit defeat?
>>20099411Yeah talk about her.Maybe start with asking how she has found having a protege.
>>20099660We turn the situation back around on her, just as we've been doing. The idea is that we aren't taking Mio's shit now.
>>20099663This reminds me, we need to check up on Ayumu.Maybe another guy's night out?
>>20099693We have timeskip and PLOT coming up so I don't think we will have time for it,
>>20099660We counter-seduce her until she's blushing and too embarrassed to do anything, let alone something like jump our bone.
>>20099660we pull a cross counter and grab her ass or something.
>>20099875A cross counter is where you throw a cross (the counterpart to a jab, it's a type of punch) with the intent to counter the other person's attack by punching them before they make contact with you. You're thinking of the Crazy Ivan.
>>20099888Nah, if she grabs our ass, we grab her ass in return.
>>20099888A crazy ivan would be to get on our knee, whip a ring out and propose to her if she gets too frisky.
>>20099947That's too cruel.How about one of our portkeys in a ringbox?
>>20099888Exactly, a cross counter. She comes at us, and before she makes contact we take a go at her.
IM BACK.WAT ASK/SAY?
>>20100158Going with >>20099398Maybe how it feels to have a protege.
>>20100158Ask what her life was like before the war
>>20100183No that's bad.>>20100172That's good. +1 for protoge comment.
>>20100172Let's ask this.
"So Mio," you ask the lady in front of you bathed in torch-light, "what was it like for you before your war?""I was the third daughter in a family of 9. My father, an admirable, jolly man, died when I was 11."she begins to tell you. "Due to limited resources, I was adopted by my aunt and sent to school. Unfortunately, I did not do so well with my studies." she chuckles at this."I enlisted in the navy soon after being sent back home, and there worked my way through the ranks. That was also the time when I began training with strikers."she laughs again, that beautiful booming laugh."Our strikers back then were hilarious. They needed these backpacks that basically weighed you down and made fighting difficult. It's a godsend that I met Dr. Miyafuji and learned of his development of new strikers. Such a godsend they were.""well, after that, the Neuroi invasion started in full and I fought from country to country until I ended up in the 501st. How about you Hayate, what was your life before being drawn into this craziness?"WAT SAY?
>>20100278Shitty enough that I need therapy to get my life together. Don't ask for stories, they would ruin the evening.
>>20100278"Well, don't get me wrong, I would love to share more of myself to you.""But the story of my life is not what you'd call a pleasant one.""Do you still want to know?"Then time for BACKSTORY OF DOOM
>>20100278>NeuroiYou mean Martians, right?>Wat Say"I...have had a difficult upbringing. It's not really fit for dinner conversation."No, really. The last time I tried to entertain people with good memories of my childhood, I was told to stop by Hina and Erica, and my therapist said that I should be more discerning of when I talk about it."
>>20100278Oh god, how much does she know about Hayate's past? I don't think she's been around for when we've told people.Give her an explanation without going into too much detail, don't want to ruin the evening.(dammit LG that's not what we said to ask)
>>20100291But I don't want to ruin this date!
>>20100298Okay, only if she insists.But she deserves the truth, not scittish half-truthsIt seems to work on some girls
>>20100278"... bad. I'll tell you the full story some other time, but for the sake of our enjoyment this evening I'll just say that I never want to see my parents again."
>>20100278"Let's not ruin the date by talking about what my life was like before the Bureau. I promise to tell you about it as soon as tomorrow, if you would like."
>>20100278Let's just say it ended with me on the run from the Yakuza after my parents sold them my organs.
>>20100323This, but if she insists, reluctantly tell her about it tonight.
>>20100278"Well, to put it simply, it was bad. So bad. I won't go into details in fear of ruining our evening, but I'll tell you this. I'm glad I went by that playground that day and listened to what that talking monkey had to say.""I see, I won't force you to say anything more if you don't want to, but I wish you'd tell me more someday.""Of course Mio."The food arrives, the evening's entertainment begins.Trumpets, fanfare, an announcer's voice echoes through the Colosseum.From the roof, in a basket rigged to descend by wires, came an elaborately dressed man,"Ladies and gentlemen, IronChef welcomes you all this evening for another night of combat and cooking! I, Chairman Kaga will oversee these battles and i leave you all to decide our combatants' fates!""On the left, from the far far far east, Hiroyuki Sakai!"A man dressed in red, enters and stands waiting by the door he came in through."to the right, the western warrior, Mario Batali!"A man in white walks in through another portal, and again awaits near the door."GENTLEMEN CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS!"Racks, hidden in the walls of the ring reveal themselves.
>>20100377>in before Hayate ends up in the ring before the night is through
>>20100377Tonight's Secret Ingredient: Pheonix Sausage!
The man in red, picks out a katana in it's sheathe and hangs it from his belt.The man in white picks out a huge battle axe.The announcer, now suspended about 4 meters above the ring nods to each combatant and continues."TONIGHT'S SECLET INGREDIENT IIIIIIIIIS..."He pulls a coconut form under his cloak as a pedestal rises through the floor also bearing the same, "COCONUT!"He bites through the thing, skin, shell and all.Both combatants run towards the center of the ring, weapons bared and ready.---------------------------------------------------------------As this goes on, Mio, ever a fan of combat, watches in rapt attention.Not wanting to be out-shone by a pair of chefs with pointy sticks, you decide to continue talking to her to get her focused back on you.WAT SAY/ASK?"
>>20100411"How does it feel to have a protege? Ours failed the Bureau's Kobayashi Maru scenario, but it seems that her's helped Perrine through their recent simulation."And speaking of the sims, have you and Trude tried out any of them?"
>>20100427This, don't forget to ask if Laura has kissed her any more times.
>>20100411"How does it feel to have a protege? I've been unable to spend much time with mine.""You have one?" she asks"Well, sorta, He's Ayumu from basic. The one with the majaikal chainsaw.""Ah, well, Laura is... interesting. So eager to learn that one. And having her around is fun i must admit.""That's great, do you think her situation with the guy she likes is improving?""Well, from her last reports, and they are so intricately detailed well written ones at that, he seems to be confused as to what's going on. It seems the set-up that works all too well for you scares him.""Ahuh... Want me to talk to Ichika?""No. That will not do. Like I said before, it's all part of the thrill of the hunt." she smiles that dangerous smile."Ahahaha... A-anyway, I heard from Perrinne that she and Laura went on a mission together, it seems that girl is quite the lover of Japanese culture.""She is indeed. She'd sometimes just watch me train with my sword for hours without saying anything.""Speaking of training Mio, do you ever run through any simulations like us trainees do?""Of course, I may slack off on work, but I will never forego my training. I've run through a simulation each day since I got here. Our offices have the same technology employed by your chairs and the gymnasium.""Same as Mike's office then?""Your handler? I guess so. We can call up any scenario and run through it. I just set mine on random mostly.""Maybe we can go through a mission together sometime?""I'd love that..." She answers.WAT DO?[ ]say/ask ________________[ ]get back to watching the fight
>>20100462>[ ]say/ask ________________Oh speaking of Laura, has she kissed you again since that time?
>>20100462[x]say/ask what Trude meant by a ship full of Marines and a suit of armor.
>>20100462Ask her if she meant MEEYAFOOJEE's father when she talked about the scientist ( we do know her since she is at the bureau ) and if she has given Laura any more lessons like last timeThen watch the battle.
>>20100462Let's watch the fight. It IS the evening's entertainment.
>>20100462"Have you been mentoring Laura on how to be a better kisser? You seemed to have fun before."
>>20100526>>20100481Are you trying to provoke her, while we're on a date? She didn't like it specifically and was cross at us.
>>20100559She didn't dislike it as much as she wanted to see Laura kiss us.Mio likes watching as much as partaking so far.
"By the way... Speaking of Laura and lessons, have you given her anymore of that training I took part in last time." you grin evilly."...No. No I have not. I have also not forgiven you for that..." She answers with narrowed eyes.The two of you return to watching the show.The two men, now are at thier kitchen stations and are cooking up a storm.As they sauteed, fried and mixed, they also threw attacks at each other.Knives, pots, pans and whole bunches of coconuts flew across the arena.As the large man finished what appears to have been a coconut pie, the chef in red, leaps over his counter and runs at him with his katana drawn.*CLANG!*With an unexpentantly fluid movement of his battle axe, the chef in white disarms his opponent and sends him sprawling on the ground."LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT SEEMS WE HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION OF THIS MATCH! DO YOU WANT TO DO AWAY WITH CHEF SAKAI?""[ ]Thumbs up[ ]thumbs down
>>20100576Tumbs downFucking sakai loses too often anyway.
[x] THUMBS AWESOME!
>>20100576Thumbs down. Finish him!
>>20100576[x] Thumbs up
Thumb down and let Frank have "fun" with him.
If time kept running while we decide I can see Mio getting worried when groping and kissing Hayate did nothing to get a reaction out of him and the chefs and Kaga getting bored with holding their dramatic poses.
You turn your thumb down towards the ring, Mio turns hers up."He fought well." she tells you."He slipped up near the end though." you answer.The chairman, the guy overseeing the fight, counts the votes quickly."IT SEEMS THAT WE HAVE COME TO AN IMPASSE... TIME FOR A TASTE TEST!"He jumps out of his suspended basket and approaches Sakai's kitchen area.Taking a spoonful of Chicken-coconut-milk soup, he tastes and judges it.After he takes a long moment to study the flavour of the dish, he turns to Batali and slowly points his right thumb down."FINISH HIM!"With a mighty roar and a powerful stroke of his axe, the white chef does away with the red.A flash of light, a burst of color and Sakai is out.Batali stands there victorious as cleanup crew move around getting the arena ready for the next fight.WAT SAY/DO TO MIO?
Let see here... We have 4 ups and 3 down.
>>20100734If time kept running while we wait for a consensus and everyone was just sort of looking at Hayate trying to get any sort of response from him.
>>20100742Well that is an interesting way to cook someone dinner.Which dish did you want to try first?
>>20100742Ask her if she likes cooking.
Ask her about what Trude meant when she said a ship full of marines and a suit of armour.
>>20100774Ask her like that but we lean little closer to her while watching at her eye.
>>20100742"Mio, do you like cooking?""Me? I can't say I do, but I can't say that I dislike it. I guess I just cook to eat. I never could cook anything too fancy after-all. You?""I love it. The challenge of picking the ingredients, the science of cooking and the happiness of watching someone enjoy your cooking. I love those aspects of the craft.""I see... w-would you cook for me again someday?""I'd even teach you to cook if you wanted me."The meal continues, some more ordinary banter is exchanged across your table.Down at the floor, the cleanup crews have finished setting up for the next round and the chairman is back in his suspended basket."AND NOW, FOR TONIGHT'S SPECIAL EVENT... A LITTLE AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION!"he says into his mic. "IS ANYONE OUT THERE BRAVE ENOUGH TO TAKE ON ONE OF OUR CHEFS IN COOKERY AND COMBAT?!"He looks around and takes in the spectators."AS A REWARD, IF THE CHALLENGER SHOULD WIN, THEIR BILL SHALL BE WAIVED!""Hey... Why don't you try it?" Mio asks you[ ]Sure. I'd fight for you.[ ]No, I'd rather sit here with you
>>20100927Ask if she's sure, we don't want to leave her alone while we're on a date.
>>20100927Only if your going to cheer me on.But say it with swag, and see if we can't give her a playful pat on the ass or something as we leave.
>>20100927Sure. Let's do it. And besides, with our depleted account it would be welcome if we win.
>>20100927[x]No, I'd rather sit here with you.Unless we could work as a team?
"are you sure? I don't want to leave you alone while we're on a date..""Of course.""Then, will you cheer me on?" you ask as you lean closer, a challenging, cocky smile on your face."O-of course!""And if I win...?" you ask expectantly"I'll g-give you a reward!""Oh... And what kind of reward?" still that smile on your face."...A k-kiss!" she blushes as she finally withers under the concentrated swag. [ ] Mind if collect in advance?[ ] Then I'll make sure to win.
>>20101107oops forgot to switch trips from /toy/
>>20101107[x] Then I'll make sure to win.
>>20101107[X]Make sure to win
>>20101107[x] Mind if I collect in advance.With the swag all the way up to 11.
>>20101107Then I will make sure I win.No need to rush
>>20101107Then I'll have to make sure to win.
>>20101107"Then I have to make sure to win..." you smirk as you give her hand a squeeze."I SHALL CHALLENGE THE IRONCHEF!" you stand up.The chairman and the diners look in your direction."A BRAVE LAD HAS COME FORTH! PLEASE DO COME DOWN TO THE RING TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF!"You walk to the nearest break in the low wall separating your level from the ring and step out onto the packed-dirt floor."WHAT IS YOUR NAME OH COURAGEOUS BOY?" the chairman asks as you stand in-front of his suspended basket."Ayasaki Hayate.""CHALLENGER AYASAKI, ARE YOU PREPARED TO COOK AND FIGHT TO THE FINISH?""Yes.""THEN PLEASE PROCEED TO THE SIDE AS ONE OF OUR SAFETY PERSONNEL GIVE YOU A QUICK RUNDOWN."You do as he says and walk to the left hand portal.
There, you are met by a young man in a brown jumpsuit with a white medic's helmet."Okay, here's how things are. You fight, you cook. Any weapons and attacks you use will not hurt your opponent nor will your opponent be able to hurt you."he places an ornate brass chestplate over your suit, "this," he taps the piece of armor "will protect you and also give you an HP bar of sorts. If it goes to 0, you lose, if you make your opponents go to 0, he loses. It's all pretty simple.""Can I use any attack?""As long as you use the equipment in the kitchen arena or your own hands and feet, and as long as the crowd enjoys it, you can.""Great.""Now, go out there, have fun and make sure to give your date a great show."The safety guy pats your back and walks away.The announcer, seeing that everything is now ready, begins the match."IN THIS CORNER, HAILING FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL... GORDON RAMSAY!""AND HIS CHALLENGER, ON A DATE WITH THE BEAUTIFUL LADY AT TABLE 5, AYASAKI HAYATE!"The hidden racks in the walls flip outwards again, the metal glinting in the spotlights."GENTLEMEN... CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS!"
>>20101264>"IN THIS CORNER, HAILING FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL... GORDON RAMSAY!"FUCK!
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:WIFE AND HUSBANDNew thread at 2200 4chan time
>>20101264Pull off as many knives as we can as we juggle them.Then throw them at Gordon as we continue to juggle them, and keep the last one to actually cook with.
>>20101264OH GOD, cook-off/swordfight against Ramsay? AWESOME.
>>20101291You are a little upset, yes?
Time to dine in hell's kitchen
Well guys, if we can beat Gordon Ramsay of all people at Iron Chef then we will have beaten Mio. There's no possible way that victory here wouldn't have her swooning and begging us to take her right there on the table.
>>20098196You don't even have the quest number in the title any more because it's clearly well into the hundreds.There's a point when a quest should stop and this has clearly passed it.
>>20101978Stop being butthurt about success. People like you are the reason all the Job Creators have fled to China.
>>20101978A quest should stop when it no longer has players. Stop putting an arbitrary limit on how many threads long a quest can be.
>>20101978>You don't even have the quest number in the title any more because it's clearly well into the hundreds.That is not the reason. The last one with a number was thread 8, which is not in the hundreds. He just replaced them with subtitles.
>>20101978You know I miss the days where we could havean accurate description of the thread on the sup/tg/ archive.
>>20102743I kind of like LG's little previews of things if you check suptg at the start of a thread, but yeah it would be nice to be able to archive when the thread is done instead of LG having to prepare to the form and archive it instantly to avoid trolls mislabeling it.
>>20101294We shall make the perfect British-style black pudding from Gordon Ramsey's blood.It shall be delicious.
>>20103590No, he's right. Black pudding is a common thing through most of Europe and Asia. The British have their own little local version, which is presumably why he called it "British-style". Quit being an insufferable little twat.
>>20103457>British-style Black PuddingI have to object.As a butler of the German Tradition, we should be preparing Blutwurst, in order to play to our strengths.
>>20103674I was commenting on how British food is terrible and the German version of black pudding is far superior. Were I implying that there wasn't a British black pudding, which I wasn't, your criticism would be correct. I was making an assault on his taste, not his knowledge.
>>20103883First guy here. I hate the British version, but Gordon Ramsey's blood HAS to go in a British dish. Anything else just wouldn't work, respect the ingredients, etc.
>>20103883>>20103883sorry but it totally sounded like you were implying that there wasn't a British black pudding, maybe if you're going to be an ass be more specific next time
>>20103911No. You know what would REALLY make his blood boil and get a laugh from the crowd?If we used it in making a FRENCH Blood Sausage.
>>20104006Nah, wouldn't work.He's a Scotsman, and he learned French cooking.