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  • File : 1258350417.jpg-(40 KB, 395x395, Tear.jpg)
    40 KB Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:46 No.6725440  
    I hid like daddy told me to. I hid under the table until the bad men rode away on their horses, but when I came out... daddy was hurt, and he's not moving, and... I can't wake daddy up...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:47 No.6725447
    JUMP ON MY PENIS PLOX
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)00:48 No.6725463
    >>6725440
    ...and now I am sad. Does she have a mother? If not, I take her in and raise her as my own. Good end?
    >> Marquis de fenetre 11/16/09(Mon)00:48 No.6725464
    real deep thread here guy
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:48 No.6725471
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    YOU MUST TAKE UP THE SWORDS OF VENGEANCE AND GO TO THE LAND OF THE BANDIT KING AND LET YOUR TRUE FEELINGS BE KNOWN.

    KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:49 No.6725477
    >>6725440

    ;.;
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:49 No.6725478
    Just how accountable should an adventurer be for their killings?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:50 No.6725489
    >>6725478
    not at all ever
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:50 No.6725491
    >>6725471
    this
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:50 No.6725498
    >>6725471
    This. Duh.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:51 No.6725505
    Take to the way of martial arts and justice to keep this from ever happening to anyone else.

    Become the Night.
    Become Vengeance.
    Become the Batman.
    >> Everything man 11/16/09(Mon)00:51 No.6725507
    Her father shall be avenged!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:51 No.6725511
    >>6725471
    FEEL THE FURY!
    couragewolf
    BE THE STORM!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:51 No.6725515
    >>6725440

    FFFFFFFFFFFF-

    Urge toward Writefaggotry...rising....
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:51 No.6725516
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    KILL MAIM BURN
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    MAKE THEM ALL PAY DEARLY
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:52 No.6725523
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    "You know we can't take them."

    "Not with that caster's True Sight, no."

    "May as well wear our own faces, then."

    "I'll cover you from here. Don't die."
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:52 No.6725530
    stealth wild cards thread...?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:53 No.6725533
    >>6725505
    >Become the Night.
    >Become Vengeance.
    >Become the significantly inferior Rule 63 Batman.
    Fixed for you.

    She will be inferior because, well, he's the Batman.

    And he can breathe in space.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:53 No.6725538
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    >>6725515
    If you write I'll drawfag
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:53 No.6725545
    >>6725515
    >>6725538
    All hands, brace for possible awesome.
    >> Yun 11/16/09(Mon)00:54 No.6725555
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    Picture's kinda related, It's her future.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:55 No.6725558
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    >>6725440

    Oh damn.

    Um... your dad's in a better place kid, but to get there he... he had to leave his body behind. And he won't be coming back for it.

    Now come on. We need to go find the bad men. Do you have any relatives around here, maybe?
    >> Everything man 11/16/09(Mon)00:55 No.6725560
    >>6725515
    >>6725538
    You two know what must be done.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:55 No.6725565
    >>6725440
    Well, that's no problem at all little lady. Just lead me to where you daddy hid his gold and, well, I'm sure I could help you out.

    Don't worry. You can trust me. Oh yes.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)00:55 No.6725573
    >>6725440
    Honey, did the bad men get semen in your eye?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/16/09(Mon)00:57 No.6725591
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    Bullshit! I set off a clockwork bomb and blew flechettes!

    HOW ARE THERE SURVIVORS?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:00 No.6725619
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    >>6725440
    Okay, let me get out my bag of diamonds and we'll get him fixed up, okay?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:00 No.6725623
    OP's image is from that really short but awesome quest that ran on /tg/ some months back, the one with all the girl clones set in that russian lab. it also had an awesome sniper
    >> Gemini 11/16/09(Mon)01:01 No.6725632
    >>6725623

    It's nice to see that is remembered.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:03 No.6725651
    Become her mentor, and teach her everything you know.

    Train her to become the ultimate warrior.

    And then, finally, die in combat so she may take her place.
    >> G. D. 11/16/09(Mon)01:03 No.6725652
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    Child, this is no time for tears; dry your eyes and open your ears. Your father paid with his life, but he saved yours so you must be thankful even for that. But the men that brought on your father's end must be punished. Hold on to these feelings of despair and hate, for they are what will drive you now. Temper your emotions; learn the ways of the sword and of the spell; show them that they made a grave mistake in leaving you like this. Rise up against them! Vow to show them the error of their ways, and soon you will become strong - nay, the strongest and will come to avenge your father's memory!

    This is your future - this is your destiny!
    >> WannabeWritfag 11/16/09(Mon)01:04 No.6725664
    Err, i dont know. Possible awesome is possible, but im just SO fucking lazy.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:09 No.6725731
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    >>6725664
    Come on, I want to draw something. Inks and all that.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:10 No.6725741
    >>6725440

    This sounds like a great time for your sorcerous potential to awaken!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:12 No.6725766
    >>6725741

    Or Psyker....
    >> Lanternthief 11/16/09(Mon)01:13 No.6725787
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    I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW, KID

    FUCK OFF
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:13 No.6725788
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    Come, little one. Follow me, for I, AKU, the Shapeshifting Master of Darkness, has taken pity on your poor soul.

    Come, we will find the bad men, and we will teach them that pillaging in MY realm will not be tolerated! When their lesson has been learned, you will come to my home, and you will stay with me.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:13 No.6725797
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    She needs a warforged falcon for a sidekick.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:16 No.6725826
    >>6725788
    ... AKU would be the best adoptive father ever.

    I mean, sure, pure evil, but just think about it.

    "LITTLE ONE! I, AKU, HAVE ASKED YOU TO TAKE THE DISPOSED WASTE FROM OUR DOMICILE FAR TOO OFTEN!

    There will be NO dessert!"
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:16 No.6725827
    >>6725766

    Or, hell, if you don't have either of those things, there's always Mephistopheles. I hear he gives good deals to traumatized girls.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:17 No.6725840
    >>6725826
    Just because you're evil, doesn't mean you can't be an awesome adoptive father.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:17 No.6725847
    >>6725788
    I am strangely okay with this. Do it.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:18 No.6725854
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    hurm...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:20 No.6725886
    >>6725826

    I read it in his voice.

    ...it was beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:21 No.6725890
    >>6725826

    That was too well done.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:22 No.6725910
    >>6725854

    Just how would Rorschach react in this situation?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:24 No.6725929
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    What? You want me to tell you a..."bed time story"?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:24 No.6725932
    >>6725910
    He's trying to figure that out right now.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:24 No.6725935
    >>6725560
    >>6725731

    Okay im on it. If the thread is dead once im finished ill make a new one.

    Lets get to work...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:24 No.6725937
    >>6725910
    take little girl to the police without a word, then find the people who did it and murder them

    unless... unless HE DID IT!?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:25 No.6725945
    >>6725910
    Brutally murder all the raiders except the one who killed the girls father and/or leader. He makes the kid kill the last one.

    Drops off at orphanage.

    Cliche Grey ending.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:25 No.6725949
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    Hmmm...story...story...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:26 No.6725968
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    >>6725935
    Thanks anon.
    Also, it's /tg/, threads lasts 2 hours minimum and I saw a couple of threads lasting 48 hours.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:27 No.6725973
    ITT: pedophiles
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:29 No.6725997
    >>6725945
    >Cliche Grey Guard ending, wherein the girl grows up and becomes a hero without mercy.
    Fixed.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:29 No.6726002
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    Ah...I have a story for you, little one. Come, sit on Aku's lap.

    Long ago, in a distant land, I, Aku, the Shapeshifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE evil!

    But...a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:30 No.6726018
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    >>6726002
    THE MUSIIIIC MEISTERRRRRR

    Put down your arms my friends...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:30 No.6726023
    >>6725973

    olol, you say that like it's out of the ordinary around here.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:32 No.6726045
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    Before the final blow was struck, I TORE open a portal in time, and flung him into the future--where my evil is LAW!

    Now, the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
    >> G. D. 11/16/09(Mon)01:33 No.6726048
    >>6726002
    Oh, boy, this is my favorite story!

    *...pulls up a chair and listens patiently*
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:33 No.6726053
    >>6725973

    If you know what's at the bottom of the OP's picture, I'm pretty sure you're the pedophile here.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:33 No.6726056
    >>6726002
    Oh dear god the win... the WIN. It hurts mein eyes!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:33 No.6726059
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    >>6726045
    Your resistance to my charm now ebbs,

    When I belt these POWER CHORDS~
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:33 No.6726061
    >>6726018
    Your resistance to my charm now ends, when I belt these power chorrrrrrdssssssss ohhhhh
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:34 No.6726071
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    The joke is, little one, every time he finds a way back to the past, I show up out of nowhere and break it or steal it!

    BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:34 No.6726078
    >>6726061
    >>6726059

    shit yes, I just participated in a meistermind
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:35 No.6726090
    >>6726071
    So much win.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)01:36 No.6726094
    >>6725440
    >>6725929
    >>6725949
    >>6726002
    >>6726045
    If they ever do finish Samurai Jack, this needs to turn out to be the framing device.

    Please continue with your story Uncle Aku.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:36 No.6726095
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    >>6726071
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:36 No.6726106
    >>6726071
    >>6726045
    >>6726002
    Awesome. So after ten years of Aku's personal training and tutelage, she squares off against Jack?

    HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:37 No.6726111
    Mr. Aku, is daddy in heaven?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:37 No.6726122
    >>6726094

    THE TWEEST: It's Jack's daughter.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:38 No.6726133
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    That evil wizard, his crystal ball
    His kingdom in the sky, will it ever fall
    His power growing, knowledge divine
    On his dragon, he rules the sky

    Eyes of fire burning red, magic gestures beckon death
    Spell of madness inflicting pain, on the people insanity reigns
    Everlasting doom and pain, falling from dark skies of rain
    All the people bow their heads, in fear they know he's sending death
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:39 No.6726140
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    They all look into the sky and see his evil gazing eyes
    Glaring down and piercing them, peering through their darkest sins
    In the day his image fills the sky, then he
    plays tormenting souls at night
    All will run but can never hide, on their knees they all beg to die

    He looks down at all the people that live upon the ground
    They are searching for a weapon that will never be found
    They are wishing to destroy him, break free from his spell
    He glares down at them in laughter, he knows they never will
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:40 No.6726147
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    The people pray to their gods, stop that evil wizard's reign
    His power carries on
    Send us one to conquer him, end our anguish and pain

    That evil wizard, his crystal ball
    His kingdom in the sky, it will never fall
    His is all knowing, power divine
    He is eternal, he'll never die
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:40 No.6726156
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    Little people are on the run, seeking refuge from that evil one
    From his madness and casting spells, there's
    no escaping their living hell
    They all beg and plead the same, but their prayers are all in vain
    That evil wizard knows what's next, on the people eternal death

    All will die!
    Terror in the night!
    All must die!
    In this losing fight!
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)01:40 No.6726161
    >>6726122
    No, the bandits killed her dad.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:41 No.6726175
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    Erm...heaven. Heaven? Heaven.

    Um...I am sure your daddy was a good man, little one. I am sure he is in a very, very nice place now...er...smiling down on you! Yes, yes, definitely.

    Which is why you need to be a good little girl and listen to Daddy Aku. You have a big day ahead of you tomorrow--we will be starting your teachings.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:42 No.6726185
    Aku:

    Patron God of orphaned revenge.

    A floaty wicked horror in seemingly all other affairs, yet solid, admirable, respectable, absolutely and magnificently reliable to his flock of dependents.

    /tg ... this. is. AWESOME!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:45 No.6726212
    >>6726175
    This has potential.

    Aku raising a loli orphaned by his actions as an evil parallel to Jack?

    FUND IT
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:46 No.6726222
    /r/'ing archive.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:47 No.6726234
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    ...
    Come meet your new sister.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:49 No.6726252
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    >>6726212
    HERE IS NEW AKU
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:52 No.6726284
    >>6726252
    I'd hit that.

    Right into the past.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:52 No.6726285
    Question, would deriving power from Aku be akin to an Infernal pact or a Dark pact, go.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:53 No.6726294
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    >>6726252

    Good, little one! GOOD! The Samurai stands no chance!

    BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Ooh! There, in the image! He is getting close to one of his precious time portals!

    Go, little one, and destroy it--right in front of his very eyes! Then, just as his rage peaks, return to me--and make sure to cackle mockingly as you teleport, dear, that is very important.

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:54 No.6726304
    >>6726285

    Infernal. Dark's basically the Drow-themed pact.
    >> MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 11/16/09(Mon)01:57 No.6726332
    >>6726304

    WELL, AKU DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT OF ABILITIES IN THE WAY OF HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE.

    SURE HE'S GOT THE WHOLE FLAMING EYEBROWS THING, BUT HE'S SHADOW AND SHAPESHIFTING ALL THE WAY.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:58 No.6726341
    >>6726294
    uh, looks like they're getting it on, sorry there old bean.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)01:59 No.6726345
    >>6726294

    Uncle Aku! Uncle Aku! I did as you asked, uncle Aku! But he looked really mad, and said he would destroy me for what I had done... I'm not in trouble, am I?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:00 No.6726356
    >>6726285
    >I, Aku, the Shapeshifting Master of Darkness . . .

    Master of Darkness sounds like a Dark Pact to me.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:00 No.6726359
    >>6726332

    But no poison.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:00 No.6726361
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    >>6726345

    No, little one, you've done perfectly. He's just a little angry, that's all. You've earned yourself a treat for doing so well!
    >> MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 11/16/09(Mon)02:01 No.6726363
    >>6726359

    YOU THINK HE'D BE ABOVE USING IT, THOUGH?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:01 No.6726364
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    . . . *Sniff*

    They grow up so fast...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:03 No.6726381
    >>6726363

    Well, probably not. But he's ALWAYS on fire. He's an amorphous black flame being whose lair is made of either petrified fire or fire-shaped rocks.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:05 No.6726393
    So we've got this admittedly good-looking guy. Well-built, physically. Gets his clothes stolen pretty often.

    And we've got this girl who's assistant to the "big bad", for lack of a better term. Only, excepting that, she's actually a pretty nice, pretty good-hearted person. And a little naive.

    ...

    ...

    I'm sorry, Aku-dude, but you do realize that there's no way this is going to turn out one hundred percent in your favor, right?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:05 No.6726398
    Star Pact is the best.

    HASTUR. HASTUR. HASTUR.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:05 No.6726400
    I will steal that idea for a Second Circle demon in Exalted.

    Now, which Yozi would Aku be derived from?

    Szoreny? He seems to be the only Yozi who ENJOYS his predicament, and is sporting about the whole villain/hero thing, sparing the lives of at least twenty-seven Solars during the Usurpation. He's also pretty classy.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:06 No.6726408
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    >>6726393

    The Samurai would not DARE touch my little Aki. It has got to be against his...samurai morals or code or...something. She is too young for him!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:08 No.6726432
    >>6726408
    brotip: ancient japanese didn't consider pedophilia to be bad, just a different sort of sexual pleasure.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:09 No.6726442
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    >>6726432

    But this is MY world. MY evil is law!
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)02:09 No.6726445
    >>6726408
    It may be best to, when she is a bit older, tell her about the birds and the bees. Better she hear it from you than find out about it on the streets and get all kinds of misconceptions about it.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:09 No.6726447
    Yeah. I can see this as a Samurai Jack movie.

    Aku's got a lot to offer. A screwed up parent perhaps. Not one to be a paragon of parental perfection. How many people do you know who turned out all right in spite of their imperfect parents?

    I would see her as confident, self reliant, hard core, and very very capable.

    But it would work best if she turned out not evil.

    Would have to be a scene between Jack & Aku at some point with Aku saying something along the lines of: "She didn't turn out like I planned it. Damn I'm proud of her."
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:11 No.6726459
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    >>6726445

    The birds and the...?

    Oh.

    Oh, boy...that's going to be awkward...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:13 No.6726475
    >>6276400

    Kinda makes you wonder why they broke every part of him not related to feeling pain, fear, and hatred.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:14 No.6726481
    >>6726400
    Isn't the Ebon Dragon a Yozi?

    Aku is a dick, the Ebon Dragon is a dick. Perfect!
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)02:16 No.6726491
    >>6726459
    Yes, it will be, 'specialy without "mom" to tell her. But, again, would you rather she heard it from you, or from that "Grigor" boy from down the road. You know the one.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:18 No.6726509
    >>6726447
    ( Aku professes his parental pride. )

    Jack: ...

    Aku: "What?"

    Jack: "Who are you? Really?"

    Aku: *FLAMING RAGE* "Were done here. Now you die, samurai."
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:19 No.6726516
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    im sure hes just in a suspend cycle. hey, why dont we go find those bad men and make them tell us how to reboot him?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:21 No.6726536
    >>6726481

    The Ebon Dragon has no fucking class though. And he's creepy.
    It's the Aku in this thread that I want to use.

    And the Ebon Dragon would have just killed/seduced/not-seduced anything in his way, as opposed to letting Jack live.

    Szoreny, on the other hand is classy, and not AS pathetic as the other Yozis.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:22 No.6726544
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    >>6726491

    I WOULD HAVE HIM SEALED IN THE PIT OF HATE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY SHOULD HE DARE!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:22 No.6726546
    >>6726447
    A thought, right now Aku was stopping Jack mostly for the lulz. If the future gets unwound he will still exist in the past and can do it all over again.

    But now? If Jack goes back and undoes the future his foster daughter will never have been.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:23 No.6726561
    >>6726546

    MMmmmm .. twisty.

    I likes!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:24 No.6726578
    Actually, I'm getting more of a Malfean/Adorjani feel from this thread.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)02:26 No.6726593
    >>6726544
    Yep. So in a year or two, once puberty starts, you'll have to tell her. Still, since you've been training her, she'll know to come to you once she starts to *ahem* bleed, and you will know it's time. Best of luck to you.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:26 No.6726596
    just toss him a pheonix down you noob
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:26 No.6726605
    >>6726578

    Hohoho! Not Malfeas. Not in a million years. Malfeas would never send somebody forward in time because he was scared to fight them. Malfeas would fight to the death, and probably annihilate the whole world while he's at it.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:28 No.6726618
    >>6725652
    The picture slowly loaded and I was impressed. Anime, but with sensible and protective armor? No way.
    Then the leather skirt and bare thighs showed up and I facepalmed.
    >> Wafflezz 11/16/09(Mon)02:28 No.6726622
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AtX9XtcUrw
    I beleive aku would make an excellent father figure for he tells great bedtime stories.
    >> WannabeWritefag 11/16/09(Mon)02:29 No.6726632
    >>6725935
    >>6725968

    Alright. Heres the first part, moar will follow if requested

    Note: Generic Fantasy setting is generic. If you guys have a certain setting you like, ill use it.

    >In his hiding place, the brown-cloaked figure stirred for the first time since it took this position an hour ago.

    "Ah, so they were reliable after all...."

    The Adventurers presence had faded from his perception, their vivid auras were not to be felt anywhere around their now presumably slain objective. And it had begun to fade, too.

    A smile cracked through his usually masklike and pale visage, allowed only by the fact that no one would be able to see it anyway.

    "Never show emotion. Emotion is weakness."

    The word were still implanted firmly in his mind, even after all this years. And he knew it was the only way a man of his creed ws able to live long enough to gain what everybody in his trade sook. Power. As much as possible. At every cost. But this time, it wouldnt be HIM that paid the price.

    The four fools who accepted his offer would return to the tavern in which they where hired, expecting him there and awaiting to receive the promised reward. Fools. All of them.
    Only the Elf had seemed rather reserved upon his offe. But it was a simple task, and a well paid one at that, so in the end, he did not object to his friends decision.

    Friends.

    His smile faded, as he focused once more to detect any trace of his targets life force....
    No..the flame of life, which was burning brightly, DISGUSTINGLY flaring even in this lush forest, was extinguished. Only the scattering ashes of his soul, a feint echo of his beating heart could still be perceived, even to his senses.

    Prudence would dictate to wait another few minutes until the risk of his unknowing accomplices returning to the scene of their "mission" was completely gone. But he couldnt wait any longer.
    >> WannabeWritefag 11/16/09(Mon)02:30 No.6726643
    >>6726632

    Now, finally, this would be his first OWN sucess, unguided and unknown to any of his former peers. The power lying within the now removed guardians dwelling would be his.

    He rose from the ground, out of his hiding place between one of the many century-old trees and a moss-covered boulder, and started toward the now desolate, unassuming log-cabin set the heart of these accursed woods.

    As he drew closer to his destination, he felt himself growing impatient, literally trembling with anticipation. He let it slide. After all, it all had worked out so perfectly without him raising so much as an arm. His pride made his senses grow dull, replacing his alertedness with new vistas of the power he would now obtain opened up for him. He would be free. His own master.

    He practically RAN the last few yards on his path. There. The miserable little hut, like he remembered it. As per his instructions, it didnt seem to have been harmed, much less - oh gods - burned down. But now, even though nothing seemed to have changed since his last visit, he knew that this time, nobody would stop him.

    He slowed down as he appoached the doorstep, the inside veiled in comparative darkness to the sunny afternoon. As if the building tried to hide the events that had recently took place within it. Once more, excitement gripped his heart. He would be FREE.

    As he stepped through the damaged wooden door, he froze. A quiet, almost impercievable sobbing. Then he saw it. A little, quivering being, that must have eluded his detection in the confusion caused by so many beings present at once.

    Though he made no sound, the little head turned towards him...
    >> G. D. 11/16/09(Mon)02:32 No.6726658
    >>6726516
    Oh, geez, the Tachikoma...? Weren't you supposed to get scrapped in Episode 15 or something?
    By the way, your monologue on individuality and Ghosts was way too long.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:34 No.6726675
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    theres not just ONE of us ya know. jeeze, you're almost as bad as the major
    >> G. D. 11/16/09(Mon)02:34 No.6726678
    >>6726618
    Sue me. It was either that, or I start posting old cliched pictures of over-armored women from previous /tg/ threads.
    Plus, this was the only one that I could find on short notice with close to the same shade of brown hair.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:34 No.6726681
    Oh god this thread just gave me the image of Malfeas forcing a shotgun wedding on a Solar Akuma.

    Szoreny's probably the best bet.
    Mostly because I like his way of coping with his defeat. The others are just too pathetic.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:35 No.6726683
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    >>6726516
    No more natural oil for you, get back in the hangar...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:36 No.6726692
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    >>6726593

    I will take your advice to heart, thank you. You will find your home full of priceless jewels when you return, for your assistance.

    ...Man. Parenthood is hard.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:37 No.6726706
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    i said they could stay up late. they're helping me solve a case.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:39 No.6726721
    >>6726632
    >>6726643

    Yo, you continuing? I need my fix of depress.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:43 No.6726752
    >>6726692

    Uncle Aku, what will you do once we defeat the man in white?
    >> WannabeWritefag 11/16/09(Mon)02:44 No.6726759
    >>6726721

    I cant garantuee it will be depress. But it wont be excite either.

    Oh damn i shouldnt have said that, right?
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)02:44 No.6726764
    >>6726692
    Thanks. If you ever need more parental advice, you know where to find me.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:45 No.6726770
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    >>6726752

    Anything we want, little one.

    Anything we want.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:47 No.6726797
    Somebody archive this.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:48 No.6726802
    >>6726770

    Oh, we can go to the beach? And eat ice-cream and snowcones, and make a fort in the dunes?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:51 No.6726823
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    I press my dagger into the girl's hands and tell her to keep it close to her heart, for it shall be her most trusted friend and it shall avail her when the time comes. And then I command her to follow me.

    She sees much bloodshed during our journey, and I tell her that it is the way of the world. It's okay if she doesn't understand now, she will soon.

    We come across the men who robbed her of her parents, and I incapacitate them for her. And then I tell her that if she doesn't take that dagger and plunge it into each and every one of their hearts, that I will kill her myself rather than let her live a pointless life of unfulfilled revenge. She will, of course. She must; it's all she knows at this point.

    My deed is done, so I leave her. I've nurtured the seed of evil they planted. Her heart has irrevocably darkened, and the universe along with it.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:52 No.6726835
    Damn they should get /tg/ to close out the Samurai Jack series.You guys seem to write better than the original
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:53 No.6726857
    >>6726835
    >You guys seem to write better than the original
    That's actually fucking impressive.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:53 No.6726860
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    >>6726802

    Why of course, little one! In fact, why don't we call it a vacation and have fun for a couple weeks?

    My treat.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:54 No.6726866
    >>6726835
    It seems that way until you realize you have to fill up promised episode space.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)02:54 No.6726870
    >>6726802
    Sorry for positing un-asked for advice uncle Aku, but Father-Daughter quality time is important in a growing girl. A trip to the beach or something similar would probably be a good thing, once that meddlesome samurai is out of the way. Also, snowcones! What's not to love?
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)02:55 No.6726874
    >>6726870
    Whoops, you seem to have it under control, my bad.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:56 No.6726879
    >>6726578
    >Adorjani
    OH DEAR GOD NO

    You know something is bad when even the Infernals are DO NOT WANT

    The only good thing about Adorjani are her Charms. She's nowhere near as cool as Aku.
    >> P !!QbvqgScX0E+ 11/16/09(Mon)02:56 No.6726888
    >>6725440
    Grab your things child, for on the morrow we ride for vengeance.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:57 No.6726894
    >>6726860

    Really?! You're great, Uncle Aku! I'm going to look through my weapons!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:58 No.6726900
    >>6726857

    Well, Samurai Jack isn't exceptional for its writing, anyway...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:59 No.6726914
    >>6726900
    Yeah, it's the art that's fuckwin.

    And Aku.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)02:59 No.6726916
    >>6726860

    son of a bitch im reading this shit in his voice...and i cant stop cackling
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:01 No.6726938
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    >>6726643
    Keep with it, I'm cooking some ideas.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:02 No.6726963
    >>6726860

    I imagined this as a Yotsuba-style Anime, the front cover being a behind shot of Aki and Aku at the beach, Aku in outdated stripy swim trunks.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:03 No.6726980
    I'm gonna take a moment to apologize to the OP here & or the story writer.

    I did not start the hijack but I support it now.

    You might want to restart your original idea & direction in anther thread. We'll still be there for you. For now I humbly ask you to take a look at what else is going on here. It's something most interesting & fun.

    Thank you OP for ultimately starting it.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:04 No.6726991
    >>6726963
    I would read that manga.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:06 No.6727010
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    Outdated? OUTDATED!?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:07 No.6727027
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    Are my swim trunks really...outdated? Am I not up-to-date, as they say?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:07 No.6727028
    But what if Jack killed her?

    Think about it. Aki is just doing what Aku tells her, trying to make him proud.

    Sword flashes. Blood.

    MMMMMMM WATCHA SAAAAY

    Aki looks down at her bloody hands, not understanding what happens. She looks up at Uncle Aku through blurring vision, before she falls to the ground.

    Imagine the wrath, /tg/. Imagine the fucking wrath.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:07 No.6727032
    >>6727010
    My lord Aku, I have quite a question that is bothering me.

    I see that you truly love your “daughter” but what will you do when her time is up? We all know you will outlive her.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:07 No.6727042
    Swimsuits are like wine.

    The older the better.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:08 No.6727054
    >>6727028
    >Reading this
    >Fire and Rain plays on MP3 player

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:09 No.6727072
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    Oh no, whatever shall I do? I did not think of that...oh, my poor, dear sweet Aki...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:09 No.6727075
    >>6726963
    Absolutely, and Aku really has to enjoy these precious moments with Aki when they come. Jack is a threat not only to Aku's reign of evil, but to Aki's very existence.

    What started out as just another way to toy with the samurai has now become the cornerstone of their battle.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:10 No.6727084
    >>6727032
    The trick is to make her immortal
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:10 No.6727085
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    PAH! FOOL! Do you take me for a simpleton? I thought of this long ago. So long as I exist, my dark power will sustain her!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:12 No.6727106
    Warforged falcon sidekicks are no match for AKU HI(Samurai)JACK.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:13 No.6727122
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    DO YOU SEEK SNOW CONES CHILD? AKU WILL PROCURE FOR YOU FROSTY TREATS OF UNPARALLELED DELICACY! DO YOU WISH FOR A SAND CASTLE TO LORD OVER? THE GREAT AKU WILL DECREE THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE GREATEST FORTRESS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! BLACK OBSIDIAN WALLS THAT HUMBLE THE MOUNTAINS! LEGIONS OF SERVANTS TO WAIT UPON YOU! ENTIRE WOORRRLDS WILL BE UNDER YOUR SWAY, ANSWERING TO THE VOICE THAT IS THE SIRE OF AKU!

    Anything for Aku's little girl. :3
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:13 No.6727128
    >>6727028

    Anything Jack kills turns out to be a robot.
    She is not a robot.
    Therefore, Jack will not kill her.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:13 No.6727132
    So now Aku is a loving parent who just wants to deal with Jack so he can enjoy his peaceful life with Aki unhindered, and Jack is some evil child murderer.

    GOOD TWIST
    >> Leman Russ 11/16/09(Mon)03:14 No.6727137
    >>6727122
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:15 No.6727150
    >>6727072
    >>6727085
    Are there two Aku's now? I'm having trouble understanding what's going on.
    >> Leman Russ 11/16/09(Mon)03:15 No.6727151
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    I d'aaawwwed
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:16 No.6727164
    perhaps Jack's sword simply makes everything it slashes into a robot?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:16 No.6727166
    >>6727150
    I think he was using Sar-Kazim.

    It is a dark and mysterious art that was lost long ago, during the days of your.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:17 No.6727176
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    >>6727150

    I was pretending as if I had not foreseen the possibility of time taking its toll on my little girl, you see. But then I mockingly put the fool in his place! However...

    >>6727122
    Is a filthy imposter! ...With some good ideas, hmm...
    >> P !!QbvqgScX0E+ 11/16/09(Mon)03:17 No.6727178
    >>6727122
    I read it in Aku's voice, so much win was had.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:18 No.6727184
    >>6727150
    >Oh no, whatever shall I do? I did not think of that...oh, my poor, dear sweet Aki...PAH! FOOL! Do you take me for a simpleton? I thought of this long ago. So long as I exist, my dark power will sustain her!

    That make more sense?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:18 No.6727192
    >>6727128
    Knowing how stuff like this plays out...

    Jack will knock her unconscious several times, with Aki hating Jack the whole time, vowing to get stronger and defeat Jack.

    This plays on for a long time, until the final battle, where Jack attacks her verbally in a moment of weakness.

    She turns on her "evil" father and Aku is slain, happy ending for Jack and Aki.

    Cue Sorrowful undertones.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:19 No.6727208
    >>6727176
    >Is a filthy imposter!
    >Good ideas
    OR IS IT?

    You know how much you love to dick around with time, Aku...
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)03:19 No.6727212
    >>6727166
    ...long before the days of my what? OH! You meant "yor". I get it. Well, not really. What is Sar-Kazim and what does it do?

    >>6727122
    Yes.

    >>6727027
    Bah, the things people wear to the beaches these days... Stick with what works, says I.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:20 No.6727220
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    >>6727192

    ...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:20 No.6727230
    >>6727184
    >>6727176
    Ah, okay. Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:21 No.6727231
    >>6727192
    >Jack attacks her verbally in a moment of weakness.
    >She turns on her "evil" father
    >Joins up with guy who attacks her verbally
    LOLWHUT
    >> G. D. 11/16/09(Mon)03:21 No.6727236
    >>6727192
    How does this allude to a happy ending?
    This way, she loses a SECOND father figure in her life. Not only that, this has her killing him by her own hand? A happy ending, this is not.

    BAD END.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:22 No.6727248
    >>6726900
    A children's series with tones of originality, homages and ridiculously graphic PG violence. Psha! OUR LOLI FANFIC IS SUPERIOR OLOLOL!
    Not that I mind its just that Aku isn't Sessomaru, he can't be if he wants to have an audience 8 years and up.up
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)03:23 No.6727251
    >>6727192
    No way! Aki would never betray Aku! Right Aki? 'Sides, if that is a possibility, you can just not have her fight him Aku. Problem solved!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:23 No.6727255
    >>6727231
    Attacks with words. And also, presumably, his mouth.

    Oh Aku... What have I done... Jack/Aki slashfic...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:23 No.6727256
    >>6727231
    >>6727236
    Jack will spew some nonsense about how Aku is using Aki, and how Aku can't love.

    This is of course silly, as Lord Aku can indeed love.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:23 No.6727260
    >>6727248
    Read the thread again.

    Aku makes an awesome foster father.

    This is fact.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:26 No.6727283
    >>6727212
    No, no, I definitely meant "your".
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:27 No.6727289
    >>6727256

    Uncle Aku incapable of love? Who's going to swallow that? Who found Aki and took care of her? Who tracked down the bad men that hurt her dad and made sure they couldn't hurt anyone ever again?

    Who takes her to the beach for crying out loud? This Jack fellow sounds just as bad as Uncle Aku says.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:27 No.6727294
    >>6727212
    >You meant "yor"

    Yore, bro. Try to get the spelling right before correcting others.
    >>   11/16/09(Mon)03:28 No.6727303
    >>6727283
    >>6727212
    yore
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:29 No.6727306
    >>6727303
    I'm telling you, I definitely meant "your".
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:29 No.6727310
    >>6727132
    The whole 'dicking around with Jack' thing is Aku making Jack think he's just a dick.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:30 No.6727320
    Yeah - I would tilt toward Aki not betraying her foster dad. This is setting up a bunch of tension & convolution, once again assuming she is not herself evil.

    Dad's a bastard true & thru .. & dad's the best dad she could ever have hoped to have. This would be even better if her original "real" dad was a scumbag looser or some such. And Aku really did do well by her, if just not quite traditionally nurturing. But demonstratively better.

    Meanwhile Jack has to come to grips with this chick. She's a truly worthy & respectable person; but, Aku? A father? *brain melt*
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)03:33 No.6727335
    >>6727306
    Then I ask again, my what?

    >>6727294
    >>6727303
    Thank you very much, Elegan/tg/entlemen. With this, I am one step closer to perfection.
    >> P !!QbvqgScX0E+ 11/16/09(Mon)03:34 No.6727346
    >>6727320
    Their first meeting she would save Jacks life from some badniks, then she would ask him about the Samurai in white with a magic sword, Jack would try and come up with a response, she would realise it's him and leave without making it clear. Every time after that she's supposed to kill him she spares his life, as if putting on a show for Aku.

    tl:dr, Aki doesn't want to harm/kill/trap jack for some other reason that is never stated.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:37 No.6727369
    >>6727335
    Your mum.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:37 No.6727370
    >>6727346
    Jack then exploits this by saying "there's good in you" or some dribble and that she's "not really evil".

    Then >>6727192 happens.

    Lord Aku, I would advise you shield Aki from any influence of Jack.
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    The beach trip would be a yearly thing. In between her studies under Uncle Aku, Aki would happily sit and count the months before they could once again lie in the sunshine, the ocean wind upon their faces, the real world melting away for her as she played on the sands, a carefree and joyous life.

    And from the shade of a coconut tree, Aku would smile in satisfaction as her laughter reached his ears.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)03:38 No.6727381
    >>6727346
    Why not? She has no reason not to believe Aku about him being evil. And as I've stated, I think if Aku really cares for Aki and wishes to prevent a Heel Face Turn (or is it a Face Heel Turn... always get those two mixed up), he'd try to keep her from meeting him in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:38 No.6727388
    >>6727346
    >some other reason that is never stated.
    But heavily implied - she doesn't have it in her to kill.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:39 No.6727389
    There is only one solution to this problem. An even more evil creature shows up causing Jack, Aki, Aku and the Scottish dude to have to team up, go back in time and defeat it while its weak. Aku then uses his powers to rip Aki out of times flow before destroying the future. They then go bowling on saturday nights.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:39 No.6727390
    >>6727346
    She's going to get good training (COME AKI, IT IS TIME TO TAKE OUR MORNING EXERCISE! AND THEN THE MAKING OF PANCAKES!) but she's not going to be in Jack's league.

    By the time she's ready for action Aku will probably be protective enough that he doesn't want her going toe-to-toe with him. Just using her as a spoiler to taunt him.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:40 No.6727403
    >>6727346

    Hm .. maybe an additional scene .. Jack observes Aku going off about how he's gonna finish her off "ONCE AND FOR ALL NO! MORE! MISTER! NICE! AKU!" so now Jack's convinced Aku coming after her. She's coming after Jack on occasion.
    Jack doesn't know of course that Aku's just blowing off stream a-la exasperated parent. Except for some lectures she's in no danger from Aku.

    I'm telling you /tg - I'm likin' this more an more.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:40 No.6727406
    >>6727389
    >An even more evil creature
    Possibly the 'original' Aku, since apparantly Aku himself is just a small fragment of a larget being?

    And you forgot the Scottish dude's wife.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:41 No.6727415
    >>6727389

    And thus all was right with the world.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:41 No.6727417
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    I believe you are all forgetting something.

    Aki, my dear little Aki, successfully prevented the Samurai from attaining his desire of going back to the past; he will be CONSUMED with rage every time he lays his eyes upon her. His corruptive influence will not touch her.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:41 No.6727418
    This can only end in Aku reforming and sending Jack back in time to kick his own ass for being such a bastard.
    I mean its obvious by now that the time lines are either separate or we're heading for a major downer ending.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:41 No.6727420
    >>6727390
    >She's going to get good training
    Don't forget insane amounts of arcane power from daddy to keep her immortal and unkillable.

    Because you can never be too certain.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:42 No.6727428
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    Oh man, I wonder what Jack would think if he found out that Aku was a genuinely fantastic paternal figure for this girl. Up till now he'd thought that Aku was a manifestation of pure evil. This would absolutely change EVERYTHING about his quest, especially if he'd somehow been unintentionally responsible for the death of the girl's original father.

    As others have stated, Aku's fight against Jack would also become entirely motivated by keeping his adopted daughter. So what does Jack do? Defeat Aku and rob a little girl of her father, again, thus saving the world? This can only have bad ends.

    AND IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS.
    >> P !!QbvqgScX0E+ 11/16/09(Mon)03:42 No.6727429
    >>6727389
    Better yet, Jack and the Scottsman team up to finally destroy Aku, on the way Aki teams up with them, Jack exposing her inner good. The three of them team up and attack Aku, cue bad ass good ending, bonus points if some one good dies too.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:43 No.6727431
    >>6727417
    Oh, OH.

    NOW I UNDERSTAND!

    Aku, you are a genius among geniuses. I bow before your tactical prowess.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:43 No.6727432
    Wait, she was under the table? Damn those henchmen, I told them to look there!
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)03:43 No.6727435
    >>6727389
    This. Also, how did we forget about the Scotsman? He would make an awesome uncle for Aki. Aside from the whole "Is against Aku" thing. Bowling is good.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:43 No.6727439
    >>6727429
    NO

    FUCK OFF

    AKI LOVES DADDY
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:44 No.6727440
    Mmmm .. making her out to be an epically gifted bad ass swords (wo)man has potential.

    Especially when it's shown how Aku wants her to be a sorceress of singularly absolute terror.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:44 No.6727443
    >>6727429
    Welcome to :|, population: you.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:45 No.6727449
    >>6727429
    >>6727429
    >>6727429
    PLEASE READ
    >>6727192
    >>6727192
    >>6727192
    >>6727192
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:47 No.6727465
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    I was just thinking... what if someone who genuinely had feelings for Aki declared their intentions? How would Aku take it?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:47 No.6727467
    >>6727449
    THEN READ WHAT THE REPLIES TO THAT POST WERE.

    Note how none of them were positive.
    >> P !!QbvqgScX0E+ 11/16/09(Mon)03:48 No.6727477
    >>6727449
    Do you really thing that they'll give a children's show such a grimdark ending? Especially one that's owned by cartoon network, which seeing by it's current trends, would never allow anything even remot- wait, I thought this was /tg/? /co/ is that way!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:48 No.6727478
    >>6727467
    It's the same thing different wording.

    We must inform Aku of the possibility, even though he may have already foreseen it.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:48 No.6727480
    Aki is NOT going to turn on her daddy. You guys are underestimating the power of a father/daughter bond.

    Yes, there are heel face turns in fiction...when the Evil Overlord reveals they don't care. When Ming allowed his daughter to be tortured or when the Emperor tried to get Luke to kill Vader. In short... bad parents.

    Aku would never do anything like that to Aki. Sure, at first it was just a laugh. Send an innocent up against the samurai, but that plan didn't survive contact with her first smiling hug.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:49 No.6727487
    >>6727465
    He'd be fine with it as long as they brought him a dowry comprised of the head of a FOOOOOOOOOOLISH SAM-U-RAI
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:49 No.6727489
    >>6727465
    They'd all turn tail and run once they saw her father.

    Is there a man capable of standing up to Aku, but simultaneously impressing him so as not to receive his full-blown wrath?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:50 No.6727506
    >>6727489
    >Is there a man capable of standing up to Aku
    Jack...?
    >but simultaneously impressing him so as not to receive his full-blown wrath?
    ....nyooooh.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)03:51 No.6727517
    >>6727465
    Hmmm, this is a possibility you will have to prepare for, Aku. I know it seems like the right thing to do, but atomizing him as soon as he makes his intentions clear is a BAD IDEA. Aki is going to have some romantic relationships sooner or later, and trying to stop it will just make her resent her.

    That said, you should probably make sure the people asking to date her are not disreputable or otherwise unsavory.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:52 No.6727520
    >>6727477
    How the hell is an adoptive daughter killing her father, a villain with genuine paternal affection that is now basing the entirety of his fight to keeping his adoptive daughter from disappearing from time itself, in any way not a grimdark ending?
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)03:52 No.6727523
    >>6727517
    Bleh, meant "make her resent you."
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:52 No.6727524
    >>6727465

    *cue silent, tense dinner*

    Aku: So... you there! Boy! What is your employ?

    Boy: Erm... I-I'm a potter, mister Aku sir, and I-

    *KABLAM*

    Aku: ... I'm going to bed. Aki, tell the servants to clean the room.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:52 No.6727527
    >>6727506
    Jack is probably the closest who would come to that, though, huh.

    There'd have to be some pretty damn extenuating circumstances for it to work out if it was Jack.
    >> P !!QbvqgScX0E+ 11/16/09(Mon)03:52 No.6727531
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    >>6727507
    Because suggesting we move a topic to it's appropriate board where more people who actually watch this show read is totally trolling.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:53 No.6727539
    >>6727517
    Better yet, make sure they're the right kind of disreputable and unsavory. IE that they are completely loyal to your evil and would never cross you, even in the unlikely chance that the opportunity arose.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:54 No.6727546
    >>6727539
    And yet, there is something to be said for the presence of a spine.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)03:55 No.6727556
    >>6727539
    Right, I just meant to keep out the likes of Grigor. See:

    >>6726491
    >>6726544
    >> P !!QbvqgScX0E+ 11/16/09(Mon)03:56 No.6727561
    >>6727517
    Trying to date her would obviously be a political move to gain favour with the Shogun of Sorrow.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:56 No.6727563
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    BOYS!?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:56 No.6727566
    I know how to kill Jack....

    Is there a chance I might be allowed to court the fair, young woman and attempt to win her heart?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:57 No.6727569
    >>6727546
    also spine is an anagram of pe
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:57 No.6727574
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:57 No.6727580
    >>6727563
    Would you rather your daughter be a lesbian?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:57 No.6727581
    >>6727563

    Well, assuming she doesn't turn out to prefer girls. Or demons.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:58 No.6727588
    >>6727531
    >more people who actually watch this show read is totally trolling.
    Your argument is invalid.

    /tg/ is best.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:58 No.6727590
    Right, right, won't mention that again.

    Sorry.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:59 No.6727595
    >>6727480

    I'm agreeing with & pushing the really effective parent interpretation. He's a demon so his parental style is gonna have to be offbeat & indirect compared to normal expectations.

    Much of the tension comes form the fact that this one single demonstration of goodness does not counter balance the avalanche of evil he brings about elsewhere.

    It might be better to present his actions in this matter as a real, divinely, class act above all else - rather than absolute virtue.

    But I profess I'd like to see it as a speck of goodness in some humble simple form.

    Could play the whole thing ambiguously & let the audience decide ...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:59 No.6727600
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    >>6727566

    Uh...I mean...*Ahem*

    Bring me proof of the deed, and we shall speak. I do not pay for ideas!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)03:59 No.6727602
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    >>6727566
    I am now envisioning an episode in which case a long line of young would-be suitors claim to be able to kill the SAMRAI.

    The episode includes Aku secretly helping Jack if any suitor actually looks like he's about to succeed.

    Oh God is it glorious.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:01 No.6727613
    So, would Aki remain human in appearance, or would her visage change and warp from how close she becomes to her new uncle?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:01 No.6727619
    >>6727602

    Gawd you people are twisty.

    Yah - I'm luvin' this.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)04:02 No.6727623
    >>6727574
    Uncle Aku, please read: >>6727517
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:02 No.6727626
    >>6727600
    All I need are a large magnet, a basket, a midget, a large amount of remote-detonated explosive and a waterfall. After that, everything falls into place and I shall bring you his sword as proof.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:02 No.6727628
    I can't wait for the scene where Aku scares off a boyfriend or has to cancel a daddy/daughter night during the teen years. Aki's anguished cry of "I HATE YOU!" before she storms to her room will be overheard by...Jack.

    Thinking that Aki has finally turned on the Shapeshifting Master of Darkness he will break into her room in an effort to join forces. Hilarity will ensue.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:03 No.6727636
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    DO NOT FEAR, LITTLE ONE.

    I WILL BE YOUR SHIELD. I WILL BE YOUR SWORD.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:03 No.6727641
    >>6727628
    I wonder if Aki has a rape whistle...
    >> P !!QbvqgScX0E+ 11/16/09(Mon)04:04 No.6727644
    >>6727628
    Cue "What the fuck are you doing in my room!?"
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:06 No.6727663
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    >>6727623

    Soooo, let me get this straight...

    I just...don't blow the guy up? Is that all?

    >>6727626
    Greater ones than you have tried and failed! I will await news of your demise.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:06 No.6727669
    Somebody contact Cartoon Network.

    This is too fuckwin to just remain as a mere idea.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:07 No.6727678
    >>6727669

    Someone email them a link to the archive
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:07 No.6727679
    >>6727641
    She'd probably eviscerate any would-be rapists.
    >> Messenger 11/16/09(Mon)04:07 No.6727681
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    A Message from some Samurai.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)04:08 No.6727693
    >>6727663
    Right. Obviously, if the guy turns out to be a jerk or is just trying to use her to curry favor with you, then punishment is suitable. But if the guy really likes her and wants to get to know her better, let them. You've got a way to keep track of them from back home, to make sure they don't do anything.. *ahem* naughty, right? Let them have some fun, and if she likes him, go with it.
    >> P !!QbvqgScX0E+ 11/16/09(Mon)04:09 No.6727696
    Archive this shit?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:09 No.6727697
    >>6727122
    This just made my night. :3
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:09 No.6727699
    >>6727693
    And there's always the chance she'll go all DENIED on his ass.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)04:09 No.6727700
    >>6727678
    Has this been archived? We're autosaging.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:09 No.6727701
    >>6727663
    Then mayhaps, upon my victory, I shall keep the pilfered sword as a trophy and none-too-subtle threat, Oh Great Lord of Shadows.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:10 No.6727708
    >>6727701
    >Not Jack
    >Threat
    DOHOHOHOHOHO
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)04:11 No.6727713
    >>6727699
    Right. Ultimately, it's her decision. But don't go destroying those she declines, she may end up accepting just to save them.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:13 No.6727725
    >>6727708
    I may not be a threat, but the sword is, so long as there are those capable of wielding it.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:13 No.6727727
    Yeah, it's on the suptg archive.

    Let's not forget the good influence Aki will have on Aku's reign. Sure he will still be an evil bastard, but he has to set a good example now. He can't tell her not to throw tantrums and then turn around and incinerate a bunch of dog people.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:14 No.6727734
    >>6727727
    >and then turn around and incinerate a bunch of dog people.
    Yes he can.

    Because he's her father, and father always knows best.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:15 No.6727739
    >>6727725
    Yeah, and good luck getting Aki to like you while you're threatening her father.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:15 No.6727740
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    >>6727681

    Have fun in the future, FOOOOOOOOOL!

    >>6727701
    YOUUUUUU? Threaten ME? BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. You, one who would slay a being pure of heart purely for their own gain? The sword would be WORTHLESS in YOUR hands.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:16 No.6727753
    Should we make a new thread?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:16 No.6727754
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    This was a good thread /tg/. You should feel good for contributing to another goofy but fuckwin idea that shouldn't be this fuckwin yet somehow is. What do you guys think? Is this worth returning to someday, maybe with drawfags or more writefags in tow?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:17 No.6727760
    >>6727740
    And yet, if I can defeat Jack, then surely I have the means to find someone who can use the blade. And once I have, I can send him directly to you. And I'd hate to think what might happen to your precious daughter during the climactic battle. Someone may have to steal her away from you so as to protect her.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:18 No.6727774
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    >>6727754
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:19 No.6727782
    >>6727760
    >Someone may have to steal her away from you so as to protect her.
    Enjoy the sword in your stomach from your 'vulnerable little girl', asshole.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)04:19 No.6727786
    >>6727754
    If I see a followup thread sometime in the future, I will be very happy. Do it.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:20 No.6727792
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    >>6727760

    Lord Aku, if I slay him now may I have a promotion? Also, a slave wife?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:21 No.6727803
    >>6727782
    There are ways of incapacitating children, no matter how feisty they may be. Do not presume that I would underestimate the adopted daughter of the Great Lord of Shadows.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)04:21 No.6727804
    >>6727782
    Agreed. >>6727760 has become arrogant. You know what must be done, Aku.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:22 No.6727813
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    >>6727740
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:22 No.6727814
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    >>6727754

    Oh, do not worry! I am sure I will be required to call upon you all for assistance in fatherhood once again.

    >>6727760
    Fool. You overestimate yourself, and underestimate the samoorai and my daughter. Even if you were to slay him, no other on this world would be capable of equaling his skill. This world is mine, and my eyes are everywhere. My power flows through my daughter! Claiming you can defeat her is a claim that you can defeat ME! Should we test that, FOOL?

    You know what happens to...those with a rebellious nature.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:22 No.6727818
    >>6727803
    >There are ways of incapacitating children, no matter how feisty they may be.
    What about 'children' who have access to near-infinite eldritch powers? And are in their late teens? And are incredibly skilled in all forms of warfare?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:23 No.6727821
    >>6727754

    Yes, save for another night with drawfags & writefags in tow.

    If I may - keep an eye out for the original OPs ideas & story that was attempted to be shared here. Help give them some time in the sun too when they come back around. Take a lesson from Aku & let's keep this a class act /tg.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:23 No.6727827
    >>6727804
    Arrogant? I merely state what might happen if I were to succeed and be denied the fair reward of the opportunity to court his daughter. Everything in this line of possibility is purely hypothetical and in no way meant to be a threat, I assure you.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:26 No.6727841
    >>6727827
    Well, you've lost Aku's favour now.

    You're not getting anything from him anytime soon. Congratulations! You fail at plans.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)04:26 No.6727848
    >>6727827
    Oh. Then all is well, and peace returns to the valley. Just remember, you are asking to court her. If she rejects you, it will be something you'll have to deal with. I suggest papercraft, should it happen. Great stress reliever.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:27 No.6727850
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    >>6727792

    Go, my minion. Bring me back his head, and you shall be re-war-ded.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:27 No.6727859
    >>6727841
    Oh well, I could always just tell a certain samurai where it is that a certain demon is hiding from him. Something to kill the time, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:28 No.6727867
    >>6727827
    >SUBTLE IS MY MIDDLE NAME
    >MY FIRST TOO
    >AND MY LAST
    >ALSO THE NAME OF WHERE I WAS BORN
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:30 No.6727881
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    >>6727859

    Fool. My Palace of Darkness is as mobile as I! The moment you leave this place, it will vanish; you will never again find it under your own power.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)04:30 No.6727885
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    >>6727867
    God, that must get confusing at times.

    And now, a picture. It may or may not be relevant.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:30 No.6727887
    >>6727848
    If she does reject me, then I shall respect her decision and wish her nothing but happiness and shall leave with the knowledge that I served my Lord Aku well in defeating the samurai.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:30 No.6727889
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    Where am I?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:31 No.6727890
    >>6727859
    >Implying Aku is hiding from Jack
    Oh...you've done it now.

    Nice knowing you. Goodbye.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:32 No.6727903
    >>6727881
    I found it once already, did I not? After all, hundred foot tall pillars of black flame aren't exactly hard to spot if you're looking for them.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:33 No.6727912
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    >>6727859

    Oh, one more thing...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:36 No.6727940
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    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:37 No.6727950
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    >>6727932
    >>6727940
    I don't suppose this will work...
    But hey, it's worth a shot and I'm a fan of the classics...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:38 No.6727961
    You guys forgot her -4 STR.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:39 No.6727965
    >>6727889
    OH SHIT IS JACK!

    YOUR GONNA DIE AKU!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:39 No.6727967
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    >>6727950
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:43 No.6728006
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    >>6727950

    You are cunning...

    BUT NOW YOU DIE!

    BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:43 No.6728007
    >>6727950
    well? did it work?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:44 No.6728019
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    >>6728006
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:44 No.6728022
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    >>6727965

    Aku can't die now! He's a family man, he can't leave Aki an orphan for the second time!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:45 No.6728029
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    >>6728019
    >> WannabeWritefag 11/16/09(Mon)04:45 No.6728032
    >>6727821

    Writefags get in here
    ----->>6727853
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)04:46 No.6728034
    >>6728019
    Fire extinguishers do NOT work that way! If anything, it'll overheat and explode. Which would be bad for you, anon.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:46 No.6728046
    >>6728022
    If Jack kills Aku, won't this lead Aki to go on a vendetta against Jack and since she's still somewhat human, he won't kill her and so she'll end up winning and then ascend to her rightful place on the throne and rule with an iron fist?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:46 No.6728047
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    >>6728019
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:47 No.6728056
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:47 No.6728057
    >>6728034
    Well obviously. That's why I use it like a hand grenade. Haven't you ever seen Jaws?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:47 No.6728059
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:48 No.6728061
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    I'm going to hunt down Aku!

    And then kill him and restore peace to this land!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:48 No.6728066
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    *NOM*
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)04:49 No.6728076
    >>6728057
    Fool-ish ene-my! He is Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness. Your petty "grenades" do nothing! Still, I'd suggest stopping the fight and getting back to Aki. She'll be home from school soon, can't have the house wrecked when she gets back.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:50 No.6728093
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    >>6728056
    Well shit, now what... I know I can't harm you, but there has to be something that stops dragons...
    Virgins? No...
    Money? Nah...
    Oh that's right...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:53 No.6728119
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    WRONG! It was an archer!

    *OM NOM NOM*
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:55 No.6728128
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    Yo Aku, you may want to get to the other thread. The guys there are spying on Aki while she changes.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:55 No.6728133
    >>6728119
    I knew I should have read the book instead of going with the cliff's notes.

    ...well damn... now what?
    Unless...
    But where would I find a giant mongoose at this hour?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)04:56 No.6728146
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    >>6728046
    I'll take care of the child myself.

    Aku is evil and he have to die for what he did to my family.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)04:57 No.6728148
    >>6728128
    HOLY HELL THEY ARE! This must be stopped!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:18 No.6728341
    /tg/

    Proving 4chan is as much a force of good as it is of evil.

    ...And by 'good' I mean the deliciously evil kind of good.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:22 No.6728373
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    So what about friends for Aki? Do we let her find some friends? Do we buy some? Do we create some, or summon some?
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)05:24 No.6728382
    Kay, seems like we're back. As for friends, she'll make plenty of friends at school!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:27 No.6728410
    Aku rocks.

    In a "rocks fall everybody dies" sort of way.

    But still
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:28 No.6728415
    >>6728373
    >Etna
    No.

    She'd only make things horribly worse as she beats up Aku and just about everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:30 No.6728435
    >>6728382

    Aku's letting her go to school now? I thought she was learning how to be an evil mastermind like her new daddy.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)05:33 No.6728470
    >>6728435
    Well yeah, but I figure she'll need some basic stuff like English, History, Math, Science, etc,. While Aku could probably teach her all that, it's good to let her get out and interact with other kids her age. At least, that's what I would council him to do.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:34 No.6728482
    >>6728435

    Good parenting remember?

    Although I'll grant this method gives him more time to hold down his day job / evil overlord routine as well.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:36 No.6728492
    >>6728470

    True, true. But I'd assume she would learn the evil family business after school.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:37 No.6728498
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    FRIENDS! I knew I forgot something! Uh...um...DEMONGO! GET IN HERE!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:38 No.6728508
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    You called, myyyyy MASTAH?
    >> Some girl from school 11/16/09(Mon)05:39 No.6728520
    your parent is scaryyyyy
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:39 No.6728524
    OP here, going to bed. But before I do, I just want to say that I'm a little sad. This is about as close as I'll ever get to having a family.

    Aku... take care of her.
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)05:39 No.6728525
    >>6728508
    Oh man, I remember that guy... but yeah, no worries uncle Aku, it's like I said. She'll make some friends at school.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:41 No.6728537
    There's a hint here - from the "Go to school little lady!" idea.

    This is a good path to take but he may be doing for the tangential reasons. Gotta keep his evil empire together with his personal touch. He's a demon after all.

    But he's not a total moron so I'm sure he would know this is the right thing to do for her. He may never admit that to himself.

    I like the "means are a lie / ends justify it anyway" sort of thing here.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:42 No.6728546
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    >>6728524

    Of course I will. Now get out of here. In a few years, you might just find yourself with a family of your own...consider it a little gift from the Shogun of Sorrow.

    >>6728525
    Are you sure? I could have Demongo summon up some playmates for Aki...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:43 No.6728555
    >>6728546
    >could have Demongo summon up some playmates for Aki...
    DO IT SIR!
    >> Inside Aku 11/16/09(Mon)05:45 No.6728565
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    You know, now that I've gotten used to my new surroundings, it's not so bad. See? I made myself a chair and a bed. And since I'm trapped in here, I may as well get caught up on my reading.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/09(Mon)05:46 No.6728581
    >>6728524
    That's /tg/ for you, when it's not trolling you it amazes you. Good night OP.
    >> Inside Aku 11/16/09(Mon)05:47 No.6728590
    >>6728565
    ...fuck...
    >> Researcher Sam 11/16/09(Mon)05:49 No.6728617
    >>6728546
    Well, she can have more than just one or two friends! She can have some of Demongo's minions as friends and some of her classmates will probably befriends her as well. The key in raising a child is not to stifle them with too much influence. Try to get them in touch with people you know, but let them make some friends of their own.



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