I take the keyboard
then shove it up my ass

Post 4e vs 3.5e thread.

:O BUT I HASN'T STARTED YET!


You're in a dark room. The only light comes from your monitor.

>>5770800
I smash my monitor to bits, leave my room, and go socialize.

>>5770800

masturbate while crying

check for good threads to troll
pull pants down around ankles , might need to fap

>>5770827
You leave the poorly drawn room with glass from the shattered monitor in your hand.
You encounter 2 people outside in the dorm hall.

>>5770871
I stab both of them with the glass in the eyes, and then run off into the night madly.

You flee from the scene, screaming like a loon. Passerbys give you strange looks.

You are now running through the quad, it is dark outside, but the OP didn't feel like drawing the moon.

Schlick furiously.

>>5770950
You stop running, and sit down on the grass. Due to lack of a vagina, you are forced to shlick with your cornhole. Feels good, man.
A female approaches you, and asks what you are doing.

>>5770941
I STARE DOWN THE MOON, AND TELL IT TO BEHOLD MY GLORY.

LIKE THIS.

Suck this fine lady's cock. She must clearly be aroused by our erotic display.

You crawl over to the woman with out responding to her question, and begin to suck on her unusually large clitorous as if it were a penis.
She screams in anger and shock.

>>5771035
Activate skill: Fireball

>>5771035
No. those are clearly screams of arousal. Turn around and shove her now lubricated cock into our moist waiting pussy.

You lean back, and let her prepare her clitorous to go inside of your ass. As she is about to do so, your skill goes off.
You tell her that you've always had a thing for firecrotches.

Put on robe and wizard hat. Cast level 10 enlarge tits on self. Ride that cock to screaming orgasm.

Keep fucking until she passes out from orgasm. Loot her stuff. Clothing included.

You put on your robe and wizard hat as your breasts grow enourmous.
The fire begins to grow.
The woman states, "Ahem, I appear to have burst into flames."

VICTORY AT SEA!

KEEP FUCKING

>Telling thread
So, /tg/, tell me about your mother...

Cut her head off and sew it onto your neck, becoming a two-headed mutant. then sew her crotch onto one of your breasts.

This is the best quest ever. Someone archiving this?

put out the flames with gouts of your semen.

You keep fucking the woman until she passes out. It felt good. The time is now right to harvest what you desire from her. The head comes off, and goes on your neck. It appears to be inanimate. The clitorous goes on your left tit.
There is now a smouldering body infront of you.

BUMP FOR THE BUMP GOD.

Extinguish the corpse with your semen. Loot and wear the clothes. Find makeup case. Apply whoreish makeup. We want to look pretty damnit.

I attempt to craft a chariot using her body

find the nearest /b/

Forge firey corpse into condom.

Put condom in wallet.

>>5771256
YOU SCREAM BUMP FOR THE BUMP GOD, AND BUMP INTO THE TREE.

TAKE NO SHIT! PUNCH THAT FUCKING TREE DOWN!

someone archive this. I'd do it myself, but I've already 'chived something in the past hour.

YOURS ARE THE TITS THAT WILL PEIRCE THE TREE TRUNK!!!

Activate skill: End of spacetime.

>>5771265
>>5771268
You extinguish the body, and make a chariot out of it, but have nothing to pull it with. It is also quite sticky.
You have applied make up, but are not very skilled in doing so. You look like a whore.

Cast mouth of sucking on the head, then bring the clitoris on your tit up to it.

FORGOT MY IMAGE. OH SHIT.

>>5771340
Catch a squirrel. Have it pull your chariot.

>>5771354
this do

>>5771338
>>5771309
You punch the tree for not respecting the bump god with one hand, and raise the clit tit to have the head OP forgot to draw with the other.

IT IS A GOOD FEELING.
YOU FEEL POWERFUL RIGHT NOW.

>>5771377
I mount my chariot and go off to find someone to troll

declare ourselves king of campus, and punch anyone who says otherwise.

Fuck yes! You are the greatest thread ever!

A squirell comes out of the true to see what happened to it's home. You grab it.

WHAT SHALL YOU NAME YOUR NEW FIMILIAR!?

>>5771400
Flare

>>5771390
>>who says ANYTHING other than we are king.
FIFY

>>5771403
DO IT FAGGOT

You ride along campus on your new chariot, with your trollbaitnamehavin squirell, Flare. Some one says hi to you. THAT DID NT HAVE THE WORDS "YOU" OR "KING" IN IT!.
You punch them.

>>5771432
I ask him if he has played Warmachine

I knew this is whatwould inevitably result from quest threads. The true face revealed.

>>5771432
LOOK LIKE A WHORE.
advicetroll
ACT LIKE ONE.

>>5771479
This. Offer to suck him off for some money. Prepare to spend that money on minis.

He looks angry now that you hit him.
And with the mention of Warmachine, he only says one thing. "Skub."
It appears you are not the only troll on campus.

Why is that whenever /tg/ is given a quester actually willing to do anything, this is always the result? It gives quests a bad name.

A kindred spirit. Proceed to makeout with this man at once..

>>5771505
Well there was that one guy who did that crossdressing orc thing. That started out kinda weird, but turned out pretty well in the end. Latenight /tg/ is just letting off a bit of steam is all.

You stop the quest for a second, and tell the sager to hide the thread if he doesn't enjoy it, and to stop being a tweedlecock.

>>5771521
Proof that daytime /tg/ is better than nighttime /tg/. Whatever. Thread Hidden.

>>5771511
>>5771497
>>5771479
You begin to seduce the confused man.

>>5771511
This. Shove our tounge so far down his throat he'll feel anally violated.
Then violate him analy.

You turn the manover, and begin to insert your penis into his ass.
He cries.
You also give a thumbs up to the troll of the thread for trollan troll quest.

>>5771576
turn into a space marine using your wizard powers.

it is an ultramarine

Cast ambulatory penis on him. Let's see how that scub loving bastard likes that.

Bake some meat bread with his ass

You turn the man into an ultramarine.
He is very butthurt.
The marine yells "FOR THE EMPRAH!"

>>5771603
No, NO! That's not what I meant!

Let's salvage this.

Sergals.

I stay were he cant see me due to PAULDRONS

>>5771612
>>5771589
>>5771590
You turn it into a sergal while casting ambulitory penis on him.

The sergal looks angry? and poorly drawn.
Flare prepares the meat bread.

Fuck yes. Cast Mindrape on the ultramarine. Make him think he is the little girl. Have him believe he is our loli vampire slave.

>>5771657
Sorry, replace "ultramarine" with "sergal" my bad.

Ride ontop of him while we ride our chariot.

The sergal arranges it's fur into pigtails, and begins to talk super kawaii.

Flare inserts meat bread.

>>5771655
I ask him why his species is so furry and genetically prone to vorefaggotry

Lets go raid a sorrority house. We'll make some comments about bolter bitches. That'll troll the girls good. Don't forget: we're king and we're taking no shit.

>>5771680
>>5771691
The sergal goes on all fours as you ask him your question.
"Yiff yiff" it replies.
You ride upon the sergal riding upon your chariot shouting with joy.

>>5771709
FORGOTTHE IMAGE AGAIN.

I search for a computer

Its been far too long since ive trolled tg

You think to your self at where you can find a computer since your monitor is now broken?
Ah-ha! That's it! To the sority! It's not like those -4 strengths will know how to use it anyways!

>>5771794
Recon through the windows, first. Preferrably ones that have lights on, and people within.

>>5771794

Transform into your furry form!

You jump throw bottom left window, it's the only one with lights on.
As you scan the room, you look around to find no one, but you do find a computer.

You turn off the lights, and go on to /tg/ to see what threads you can troll.
You don't find a single one, so you decide to make your own.
You open up MSpaint, and doodle something.
You title the thread "Troll Quest" in hopes to earn the right to trip fag.

OP is going to go to sleep now. He's tired.
I hope you all had fun.
I feel this ending is shitty enough to be considered trolling you. :) <3
Night /tg/.