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    18 KB Moonleaf's Quest 5: Finally, Fantasy Tactless Advances Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)20:08 No.4935930  
    On the last episode, before I realized what a foolish fool I've been, Moonleaf ran off into the woods, completely distraught and with thoughts of becoming a magical, dancing warrior for justice.

    Also, gray slimes.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:09 No.4935941
    Draw the slime raping her.
    >> Angry Beaky 06/19/09(Fri)20:10 No.4935946
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    >>4935930
    SHE SHOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT WITH A ROCK AND THEN RAPE THE CORPSE!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:10 No.4935947
    It wants a hug, oblige.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:11 No.4935951
    >>4935941
    What if the slime doesn't have a bipedal fetish? Maybe you should stop stereotyping every slime and tentacle monster you happen to see.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:11 No.4935956
    RUN BITCH THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ARE SAYING IT WILL RAPE YOU.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:12 No.4935962
    draw her acting shy and helpless, then draw me coming to the rescue and her falling in love with me loving and then we get married.
    >> Angry Beaky 06/19/09(Fri)20:13 No.4935971
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    >>4935951
    THIS GUY IS FUCKING RIGHT! BITCHES CAN DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM TENTACLE ATTACK SO WHY SHOULD THIS HAVE IT RAPING HER!? SHE'S GONNA RAPE IT IS WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO! MAKE THE FUCKING THING BE TERRIFIED OF HER! SHOW IT WHO'S BOSS!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:13 No.4935974
    Flee in terror, waving your arms above your head and screaming like a little girl.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:14 No.4935981
    SING THE SONG OF FRIENDSHIP, AND GREET OUR NEW FAMILIAR
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:15 No.4935989
    >>4935930
    I suugest screaming, then looking around for a stick as an improvised weapon.

    Also: I like the wordplay in the title.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:15 No.4935990
    >>4935981
    Slime familiar: +2 on Fort saves.
    >> Gunther-kun 06/19/09(Fri)20:16 No.4936001
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    Obligatory.

    Now with that out of the way, Moonleaf needs to either fight the slime off, or have it ruin her clothing, so she can get that new attire we were talking about.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:17 No.4936007
    Whoa when did we start getting these in technicolor?
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:17 No.4936009
    >>Gnoll sez:
    >>what a foolish fool I've been

    Eh?
    >> Gunther-kun 06/19/09(Fri)20:18 No.4936016
    Also just noticed she had arms. The extra detail is nice, but don't take too long drawing them.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:18 No.4936022
    Attempt to fend it off long enough to escape. Either go back to town or run the opposite direction, either will work. Going back to town would be more sensible, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:19 No.4936027
    Earn gold by selling whitehot elf sex in town
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:20 No.4936038
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    This can only end in tears.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:20 No.4936042
    If it cant dance, and you cant fuck it, eat it or throw it away.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)20:23 No.4936066
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    >>4935989
    >>4935974
    >>4935956
    >Freak the fuck out

    With a slimy, acidic monstrosity trying to slide down her neck, Moonleaf takes the most prudent course of action.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:23 No.4936073
    FLEE~ RUN! GET AWAY!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:24 No.4936080
    >>4936066
    >>4936066
    HEEHEE!

    Now flee! Get away!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:26 No.4936098
    >>4936066
    Once she calms down, I vote for the singing it into a familiar option.
    >> Gunther-kun 06/19/09(Fri)20:27 No.4936105
    >>4936098

    Seconed.

    Calm down and try to make it into a familiar, or pet at least.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:27 No.4936107
    slime would make awful familiar
    find a better woodland creature, like a bear
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:27 No.4936109
    >>4936066
    Run back to the dwarf fortress they can protect you.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:29 No.4936120
    Slime is nonstereotypical pet. I approve!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:29 No.4936121
    Gather your wits, retreat to a safe distance, and observe it. If it seems hostile, get out of there. If it just seems like a normal creature, go back to town and ask Olon or whoever about what it is. If it seems friendly, hug it and make it your pet.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:29 No.4936123
    I agree with making this ooze our familiar. A Gelatinous familiar is handy! It can sqeeze through cracks for superior scoutan games.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:31 No.4936137
    That grey ooze is the only thing of interest! It must be incorporated into the Moonleaf Canon because /tg/ gets shit done.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:33 No.4936153
    >>4936137
    Moonleaf has a Cannon?! I DEMAND to see Moonleaf's cannon!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:33 No.4936154
    >>4936137
    Your post made me cringe a little. Good work.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:35 No.4936162
    >>4936066
    am I the only one who sees the awesomeface.jpg in that thumbnail?
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:35 No.4936163
    Typical quest thread is typical. Way to puss out , Gnoll.
    Congrats on mastering arm drawing technique, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:35 No.4936169
    I vote moonleaf makes a funny anime face o_O
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:36 No.4936174
    >>4936105
    Do this, but attempt to get the ooze to shape itself like you.
    Then you can just use the ooze as a rape decoy for other monsters
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:41 No.4936220
    >>4936162
    I see it!

    >>4936169
    I agree with this!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:43 No.4936238
    >>4936163
    Typical sagetroll is typical.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)20:44 No.4936241
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    Getting away and arming herself is a good idea. She picks up a stick. Forests tend to have sticks.
    The slime oozes down the tree... stickily.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:45 No.4936246
    I've always wanted to make my own quest, and I have a nice idea too. I'm terrible at drawing though.

    Best boot up Adobe Ilustrator and get some sketches going I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:45 No.4936251
    >>4936241
    Choo Chooooooo! ALL ABOARD
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:45 No.4936254
    Get naked and get in touch with the slime spirit.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:46 No.4936258
    >>4936241
    With the fiery fury of the forest rapidly poke that fucker into submission.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:46 No.4936261
    >I've always wanted to make my own quest
    >I'm terrible at drawing though.
    So don't. Seriously.
    >> Gunther-kun 06/19/09(Fri)20:46 No.4936263
    Poke the slime with the stick, seeing if it's really agressive.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:46 No.4936267
    DRAMATIC BATTLE SCENE TRANSITION!

    Your stick is the stick that will pierce the heavens!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:46 No.4936268
    Observe the slime. If it seems hostile, leave. If not, poke it a little bit and see if it gets mad.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:47 No.4936276
    yay, Gnoll is back. Good to have ya.

    Use the stick as impromptu mic and sing bard like until the slime is incapacitated.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:48 No.4936278
    >>4936251
    Srsly, called it.Let's all just sit quietly while Gnoll tells us how the quest plays out.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:49 No.4936291
    >>4936261

    I wouldn't exactly call most quests that has been the pinnacle of art, but they were passable. If I can make something passable, I might. Otherwise I won't.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:50 No.4936292
    >>4936278
    >This quest doesn't follow my every command, thus turning into constant rape porn, so it is plainly entirely railroaded.

    Moron. If you don't want to contribute, fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:50 No.4936296
    >>4936278
    >WAHHH WAAAAH! OP didn't choose my action! BUWAHHHH! Railroading! OP IS RAILROADING! WAAAAAAH!

    Cry some more, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:51 No.4936302
    >>4936296
    >>4936292
    Crymoarmind.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:51 No.4936304
    I don't want to agree with the people calling railroading, but I've seen the hugely favored fire rage mage idea get blatantly ignored/rejected, and now the pretty cool and supported trying to get a familiar by song idea is getting the same treatment.

    Gnoll, it's not a quest if you ignore /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:52 No.4936313
    >>4936278
    I don't mind if its a rail road we have made it apparent to gnoll that not all of us can handel a freedom. Its just the shame everyone else has to have some freedom stripped from us because of a few rape happy dumbass's.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:54 No.4936321
    >>4936313
    Holy shit. Read what you just wrote, and marvel at its stupidity. This isn't the military, dude. You talk like my sergeant.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)20:54 No.4936323
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    >>4936258
    The rapid fire barrage is relentless, but slimes are immune to bludgeoning damage.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:54 No.4936324
    >>4936163
    >>4936278

    Wow, we're only...what? 5 or 6 threads in, and we already have a sagetroll faggot familiar. WE'RE AN OFFICIAL /TG/ QUEST THREAD NOW, GAIZ.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:55 No.4936326
    >>4936323
    run
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:55 No.4936329
    >>4936323

    Forget the stick! ZAP IT WITH LIGHTNIN'
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:55 No.4936330
    >>4936323
    Did the slime cast Wither on her arms?
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:55 No.4936332
    >>4936323

    Poking with a stick is piercing damage.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)20:55 No.4936335
    >>4936304
    I'm not ignoring /tg/, drawing detail takes too long so I missed a bunch of posts.
    Also I just couldn't think of how to teach her to be a rage mage in a dorf fortress.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:55 No.4936338
    >>4936304
    Sometimes /tg/ should be ignored. Do you really want this to turn into a wankfest?
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:56 No.4936342
    >>4936332
    we poked it so much it changed weapon type.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:56 No.4936345
    >>4936338
    It already is :3
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:57 No.4936350
    >>4936335
    she could have been a VERY angry drunk.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:57 No.4936352
    >>4936313
    Setting rape issue aside, if you cant link to at least one person's post suggesting an action, then there are no "players" in this "game", which just makes it drawfaggotry. Which is fine. But don't say it is a quest.
    Example:No one said "retreat to a safe distance and get a stick". but thats what Moonleaf did. Railroadan.
    >> Angry Beaky 06/19/09(Fri)20:57 No.4936355
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    >>4936323
    QUICK! TAKE MY CHAINSWORD!
    >> Gunther-kun 06/19/09(Fri)20:58 No.4936359
    The final option is down to the author, some things is just illogical and can't be represented. The rage mage idea was a bad one in the first place.


    Now try to calm the slime with a song, to grab it as a familiar/pet. She is a treehugging elf after all, use those vocal cords to non-fetish uses.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:59 No.4936365
    >>4936323
    This is adorable!

    But ineffective.

    Quickly! Try your previously ineffective magic! At least try to light your stick on fire!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:59 No.4936369
    Study the slime further and see if it's actively hostile or just roaming around.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)20:59 No.4936370
    >>4936352
    >I suugest screaming, then looking around for a stick as an improvised weapon.

    Hurr durr
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:59 No.4936371
    >>4936352
    see
    >>4935989
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:00 No.4936373
    >>4936352
    It was more of a combination of multiple people choices
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:00 No.4936381
    I think it's time she TRANSFORMS!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:00 No.4936382
    >>4936352
    See
    >>4936121

    Way to fail basic reading comprehension, assfag.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:00 No.4936383
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    >>4936352
    Hey buddy, what about >>4935989 ?

    'Cause that was me, and I plainly did suggest it.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:01 No.4936390
    This is a slime. It moves only a little faster than molasses runs. Just get the fuck away.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:01 No.4936392
    >>4936359

    This. If it doesn't work, zap it to ash.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:01 No.4936395
    >>4936383
    >>4936382
    Correctionmind.
    >> Gunther-kun 06/19/09(Fri)21:03 No.4936406
    >>4936390

    Monleaf is clearly far too curious to just run away from the slow moving-thingy-thing.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:03 No.4936412
    >>4936335
    It's a quest; you don't really need detail. Or color. Not that they aren't nice to have, but the added time is not really an acceptable trade for questthreads. Save the detail/color for epic or cheesecake moments.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:03 No.4936413
    TRANSORM INTO MAGICAL GIRL!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:03 No.4936415
    >>4936352
    I notice that he seems to be attempting to work around all the raperaperape with few real answers, and I say he's doing a bang-up job.
    >> Gnoll !JnY88ep5OY 06/19/09(Fri)21:05 No.4936425
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    Suddenly, the slime leaps!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:05 No.4936427
    >>4936406
    but if she runs, she can't get the xp and golds
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:05 No.4936428
    So observe it from a distance.

    Try to sing. Maybe your vocal cords can calm the raging slime.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:06 No.4936434
    >>4936425
    TRANSORM MUTHAFUKA!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:06 No.4936436
    >>4936425
    ROLL A RELFEX SAVE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:06 No.4936437
    >>4936425
    Duck the fuck under it, run away as fast as possible.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:07 No.4936441
    >>4936415
    If Gnoll disn't want raperaperape, he wouldn't have included the following:
    1. Elf girls
    2. Oozes
    3. /tg/
    >> Gunther-kun 06/19/09(Fri)21:07 No.4936444
    Ohshi-! Cover your face, get out of it's way!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:07 No.4936445
    >>4936425
    ZAP IT. ZAP IT OUT OF THE AIR.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:07 No.4936446
    >>4936425
    DUCK!
    >> Angry Beaky 06/19/09(Fri)21:07 No.4936447
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    >>4936425
    HOLD UP YOUR FUCKING STICK AND IMPALE IT! IT COUNTS AS PIERCING DAMAGE! FUCKING DO IT!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:07 No.4936452
    >>4936441
    Yeah, I really don't know what made him think an ooze was a good idea here.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:08 No.4936460
    Her magical girl powers need to awaken soon or else that slime is going to take forever to get out of her hair.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:10 No.4936473
    It is a fucking slime.... A FUCKING SLIME! Walk away from it and carry on with the adventure.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)21:11 No.4936482
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    >Sing at the slime
    It's doing something... or not.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:13 No.4936490
    >>4936482
    now lets bump it up a noch use the stick to make a beat and sing to the rythm.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:13 No.4936491
    The salt content in elf urine should be enough to break down the membranes keeping the slime cohesive. I know this because I rolled a six on my Knowledge: Biology check!

    Pee on it!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:13 No.4936494
    >>4936482
    This is the shittiest magical dorf girl I've ever seen...
    >> Gunther-kun 06/19/09(Fri)21:13 No.4936496
    Wait a minute... that pannel with the slime jumping is not the same tripcode as Gnoll!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:13 No.4936497
    >>4936482

    This slime is a punk. You don't need to worry about it. Just practice your poofy elf singing, just like that mean ol' dorf suggested. You'll show him!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:13 No.4936499
    I repeat: if you cant fuck it, and it doesn't dance , eat it or throw it away.
    Did we try dancing yet?
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:13 No.4936502
    >>4936482
    MERGE WITH SLIME
    GET NEW POWERS
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:14 No.4936507
    >>4936482
    Now that it's calm, are there any edibles nearby or on her person she could give it as a peace offering?
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)21:15 No.4936519
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    The slime has become happy.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:16 No.4936527
    >>4936519
    WHOA.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:16 No.4936531
    >>4936519
    Aww.

    We should name it.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:16 No.4936534
    >>4936519
    TEACH SLIME to SING
    BUY SLIME a COKE
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:17 No.4936539
    Kick it. Kick it with your dainty elf feet.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:17 No.4936543
    I'm confused about the leaping thing, was that Gnoll who posted it, or did someone try to inpersonate him?
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:17 No.4936544
    >>4936519
    >>4936482
    See, now this is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:18 No.4936549
    >>4936519
    WHAT THE FUCK THATS PORING!?

    HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS RAGNAROK ONLINE!?
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)21:19 No.4936554
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    >>4936519
    No wait... that other thing.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:20 No.4936565
    >>4936554
    That slime is a fucking tease. It just wants attention. Whack it with your stick to scold it.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:20 No.4936566
    >>4936554
    Rape the slime.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:20 No.4936570
    >>4936554
    PUNCH THROUGH IT!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:20 No.4936573
    nuuuuuuu
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:21 No.4936574
    >>4936554
    Oh shiiiiiii-
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:21 No.4936578
    >>4936554
    Use the anger to your advantage, break the stick in two, use rocks as drums.
    FORM A METAL BAND
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:21 No.4936579
    >>4936554
    MERGE WITH SLIME
    GET NEW POWERS
    >> Angry Beaky 06/19/09(Fri)21:21 No.4936581
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    >>4936554
    TAKE MY FUCKING CHAINSWORD AND KILL IT! SHOW THE FUCKER WHO'S BOSS!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:22 No.4936585
    >>4936554
    Smack the two-faced bastard in the face with a LIGHTNING BOLT TO THE FACE.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:22 No.4936586
    Smack the slime into submission. If that doesn't work, run far away.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:23 No.4936593
    MERGE WITH SLIME
    GET NEW POWERS
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:23 No.4936594
    >>4936565
    This.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:24 No.4936605
    >>4936570
    I think she should become an unarmed swordsage and do just that.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:26 No.4936614
    qUEST hIJACK!
    This is now SLIMEQUEST.
    Slime, devour elf girl! Perhaps we will grow larger!
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)21:26 No.4936615
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    >>4936565
    I don't think it responds well to tough love.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:27 No.4936624
    just merge with the damn thing...
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:27 No.4936625
    >>4936615
    Run. If it follows, run faster. Run back to the dorfs. They might be able to help.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:28 No.4936632
    >>4936614

    I support this idea! The slime has the ability to take on the the disguise of anyone it devours, looking for new prey.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:29 No.4936636
    Do we still have a mushroom? Feed it a mushroom.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:29 No.4936640
    >>4936615
    MERGE WITH SLIME
    GET NEW POWERS
    Get cool jacket
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:29 No.4936645
    >>4936615
    Sing it an instructive song on the virtues of being good and not snapping at people.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:29 No.4936646
    >>4936615
    Pull arms and hands into cloths, wobble around
    Oozes have notoriously poor memories and eyesight. It'll think you're a green ooze
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    I second/third merging with the slime for FANTASTIC POWERS
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:31 No.4936655
    Moonleaf, consume the slime! Add its mass to your bustline and hips!
    >> Gnoll !JnY88ep5OY 06/19/09(Fri)21:31 No.4936660
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    >>4936624
    >>4936625
    >>4936632
    >>4936636
    >>4936640
    >>4936645
    >>4936646

    The slime suddenly explodes with less than spectacular results. All that pressure seemed to have stressed it.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:31 No.4936661
    Everyone knows that elf women are just as strong as elf men, and by the way they shoot those longbows of theirs, that's pretty fucking strong, this being said, wrestle the damn thing to death.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:31 No.4936662
    Sing a slime lullaby of slime mothers seranading slime children as they board the train for Sleepyland from Pillowtown Station.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:31 No.4936664
    >>4936632
    the slime is Kirby?
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:31 No.4936665
    For fucking god sakes Moonleaf is a fucking elf, just simply outrun the slime.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:32 No.4936672
    >>4936660
    CONSUME THE SLIME AND ADD ITS MASS TO YOUR BREASTS AND HIPS.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:33 No.4936680
    >>4936660
    Sing a dirge for the slime that might have been a good pet.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:33 No.4936687
    >>4936660
    GET OUT OF HERE ALEX
    WE ARE ON TO YOU
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:33 No.4936688
    Sing a song of triumph, and giant robots racing across the galaxy in victorious procession.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)21:33 No.4936689
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    >>4936646
    How did it come to this?
    >> Gunther-kun 06/19/09(Fri)21:34 No.4936690
    >>4936660

    Is this gnoll, or an imposter? The art-style is all wrong, and the tripcode isn't the same. Check it out.

    >!JnY88ep5OY
    >!1u4YNSY0gk

    Or does gnoll just keep two tripcodes?
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:34 No.4936691
    >>4936615
    We need a better weapon to kill the slime. Retreat back to the dorfs for now, we shouldn't have trouble outrunning the slime if it chases us.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:34 No.4936695
    cry for the lost friend :(
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:34 No.4936697
    >>4936672
    Oh fuck, greatest idea. DO IT
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:34 No.4936698
    >>4936660
    I lol'ed.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:34 No.4936701
    Get all the baby slimes out of your clothes and hair.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:35 No.4936707
    >>4936689
    >
    >>4936672
    >>4936672
    >>4936672
    >>4936672
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:36 No.4936716
    >>4936660
    Damn. Well, while we're out here, might as well try to find a familiar for AWESOME BATTLE HELP GET.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:37 No.4936725
    One of these Gnolls is not like the other
    One of these Gnolls just doesn't belong...
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:37 No.4936726
    >>4936689
    Try to fool the slime into thinking you're part of its family and have it follow you around as an amorphous, sticky animal companion.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:38 No.4936729
    Sing a song of faeries and sprites, in the hopes that one will come to your aid with sparkly dust.
    >> Gnoll !JnY88ep5OY 06/19/09(Fri)21:40 No.4936748
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    >>4936690
    >>4936725

    And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for this meddling drunkenness.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:40 No.4936750
    >>4936689
    Now this, this was clever.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:40 No.4936755
    >>4936725

    Yeah it's geting confusing...
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)21:41 No.4936761
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    >>4936729
    >>4936726
    Good ideas, too bad the slime doesn't care what she looks like as long as it gets to eat her.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:41 No.4936762
    >>4936689
    OOZE LORE CHECK SUCCESS
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:42 No.4936765
    It warms my cockles to see the return of Moonleaf.

    Roll wit da wizards, Moonleaf! Be all like 'ZAP!', yo!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:43 No.4936779
    >>4936761
    Oh shit!
    I suggest rolling on the 1st Edition D&D Summon Familiar table and cheat so you get a pseudodragon.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:44 No.4936785
    >>4936761
    Get the fuck away from it. Run away as fast as you can.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:44 No.4936788
    >>4936761
    SPRING LOADED FLYING UPPERCUT GO!
    >> Gunther-kun 06/19/09(Fri)21:45 No.4936798
    Aha! Since the Ooze is resistant to the blunt damage of the stick, duck low and use the stick to pry open the jaw as it comes down over her!

    Since the slime is resistant to the damage, it won't go straight through it, giving moonleaf a chance to get away.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:45 No.4936800
    >>4936761
    QUICKLY, EVASIVE MANUEVERS!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:45 No.4936805
    Sing a song of RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:46 No.4936812
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    Alex is no pleased
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:48 No.4936822
    >>4936812
    Suddenly, prototypequest
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:48 No.4936831
    >>4936812
    who the fuck are you? gtfo if you aren't going to rape someone
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:49 No.4936833
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    FUCK YEAH PROTOTYPE
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:49 No.4936835
    >>4936761

    Put a towel over your head.
    If you can't see the slime, the slime will believe it can't see you.
    >> Angry Beaky 06/19/09(Fri)21:50 No.4936847
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    >>4936761
    MAKE THE BITCH RUN FOR IT!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:51 No.4936849
    >>4936812
    I used to wear my jeans so tight too. And then my balls became black and fell off.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:51 No.4936852
    >>4936761
    OH MY GOD

    FOR ONCE LISTEN TO ME

    DO A BARREL ROLL, GET OUT OF THERE
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:51 No.4936855
    >>4936833
    HELL YEAH!
    was just playing that game.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:52 No.4936863
    >>4936849
    Mercer has no need for balls. Even he did, he could make over 9000.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)21:52 No.4936868
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    >RUN AWAY!
    Moonleaf is crouched down and stuck in her dress. It's all over! By the time she regains mobility... oh wait.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:54 No.4936885
    >>4936868
    rapidly look around for where the attack came from.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:57 No.4936916
    in b4 them dorfs.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:57 No.4936922
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    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:58 No.4936924
    >>4936868
    Dorf to the rescue I hope.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)21:59 No.4936933
    >>4936922
    Well played, sir.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)22:00 No.4936949
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    SECRET DORFEN TECHNIQUE: REMOVAL OF ALL TREES IN THE VICINITY!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:01 No.4936954
    >>4936949
    be in awwww
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:01 No.4936961
    >>4936949
    Sing the victory song in praise of the Dorf. Also bounce up and down in place.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:03 No.4936974
    >>4936949
    cry and hug the dwarf
    babbling about how the voices in your head said the slime would rape her and that the slime didn't like her singing.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:04 No.4936989
    >>4936961
    This. Singing in Dwarven might endear the Dwarf to her plight!
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:04 No.4936990
    Run off screaming.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:06 No.4937003
    What the hell is he doing back here?
    Ask if he's sorry for the mean things he said.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:06 No.4937004
    Thank the dorf and pledge to repay him this kindness.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:17 No.4937120
    Step 1: check if slime is dead.

    Step 2: hug Olon.

    Pop idol magical girl may have to wait. It may even need a montage to acquire, if we can't find some sort of magic item to become one.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:17 No.4937130
    make a promise to put his good deed in a poem

    practice poem makin in front of him to annoy him
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)22:19 No.4937153
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    >>4937004

    Olan: "Think nothin' of it. A little thing like that don't bother me none."

    >>4936961
    >>4936989
    MOONLEAF CANCELED SING, INTERRUPTED BY STATE OF SHOCK
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:19 No.4937154
    >>4937120
    and huge starship to sing from.

    and alien race to make peace with singin.

    and love interest to bitch about and lose to in a love triangle involving his immediate superior in the army.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:20 No.4937168
    Take off your clothes and thank the nice dorf.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:22 No.4937192
    >>4937153
    hug dorf
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:22 No.4937193
    >>4937153
    adquire slime youngling. train him to serve you.

    make a promise about poem anyway. attempt to adquire job at fortress, as a philosopher. demmand paper and ink ASAP, and a magical bauxite electric guitar/microphone/whatever.

    coincidently, does the dorf fortress has plans to become "mobile"?
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:24 No.4937214
    >>4937153
    Stammer a bit, then hug the dorf. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:26 No.4937227
    HUG DORF

    READ SLIME
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:26 No.4937235
    >>4937192
    >>yes, this

    HUG DORF
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:28 No.4937252
    autosage.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:28 No.4937253
    >>4937153

    Is it Olon or Olan? Or are those just approximations from the Dorfen language that sound the same?
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:31 No.4937278
    Hug Olon, then go back to town and have some DELICIOUS ALCOHOL with him.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/19/09(Fri)22:35 No.4937309
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    It can be hugz time now.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:36 No.4937316
    >>4937309
    ask him why he came back to help her
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:36 No.4937318
    >>4937309
    ask dorf for tips on how to be awesome. adapt deforestation to singin.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:42 No.4937374
    >>4937309
    Lucky dorf.

    Also, you forgot to color the axe. Not that I'm complaining, just figured you'd like to know.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:45 No.4937399
    >>4937374
    adamantium is now white.

    also new thread?
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)22:50 No.4937439
    >>4937309
    LACK OF TITS
    WE NEED TO FIX DAT (AND DEM HIPS)
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)23:01 No.4937519
    I think gnoll fell asleep again
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)23:03 No.4937542
    >>4937519
    at least we didnt asked for moonleaf to rape the dorf.
    >> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)23:21 No.4937697
    >>4937542
    That's some high quality grammar there, Captain.



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