I made a doobie char for 4e, it was dope as hell

That's not a doobie. That's a sergal.

HOLY SHIT STATS NOW

Also what kind of armor would they wear? I'm thinking sandstone armor

God, doobies are so fucking awesome. I was thinking of naming my son Snow. Then I realized I don't even have a girlfriend, and will most likely die alone.

Oh goddammit, not another doobie thread, what the fuck is wrong with you sick furry fucks

sage for doobie

counter-age for doobies

We're just rescuing them from Bob Hitachi, their deranged Japanese creator who used them exclusively for sick fetish porn of consensual sex in the missionary position preceded by a long courtship period

>>3893231
They get a +2 to... um...

uh...

...yeah.

/tg/ needs more Doobie threads.

>>3893257
Chief Snow? Is he that doobie that can inflate/deflate at will and sings folk songs about other races?

Doobies are a proud culture. I'm thinking, plated armor, with some interesting designs.

>>3893309
God Damn those fucking japs, we should've nuked em' more or left em for the Reds!

OH, GREAT. ANOTHER THREAD FOR THIS STUPID DOOBIE FETISH UNDER THE GUISE OF "APPRECIATION OF A PROUD CULTURE"

DAMN DOOBIE LOVERS

How big are doobies anyhow?

I'm thinking two-stories tall?

I think Upside Doobies are cooler than vanilla Doobies. They're like, larger around the mid-section, and have crooked ears and bad teeth.

Their culture is based on singing folk songs about themselves instead of other races, and they like fighting in the mountains, rather than in the swamps.

Fuck yeah, Doobies!

Doobies are awesome. I'm adding them to my 4e campaign.

I love you /tg/

So who's gonna post these on Fchan?

Y'know how other races call halflings halflings, but halflings call themselves something else?

You know how they're like half flatfish, half rabbit?

They should call each other flabbits.

I hate you so much.

snow lieks to sing >:3

I'd be less concerned for the future of humanity if these didn't have accompanying drawings.

I'm actually loling.

Fucking doobiefags.

When does the next doobiequest start? CANT FIGHT THE ADDICTION!!!!

I'm putting Doobies in dwarf fortress right now

>>3893602
Thursday, always thursday.

>>3893520
I don't know, we don't want to change too much of the 'official' fluff that Bob Hitachi lay down (other than that icky consensual missionary garbage), one of us is going to ask him for clarifications on Doobie culture over at yiff.com (NOT FURRY)

>>3893215
>>3893473
>>3893544
Fappin' like the fist of the north star.

Goddammit, /tg/.

You're the only bastards that make me laugh.

This is the most amusing thread on all of /tg/ right now.

IS THIS TROLLING? SATIRE? BUTTHURT? I CAN'T TELL

>Doobies
Goddamnit OP, the first thing I got from this was a mental image of an army of that stupid little fucking house elf or whatever the fuck he is from Harry Potter. Millions of that mother fucker, pillaging and raping and generally killing shit.

Why do you do this.

POST MOARE DOOBIES!

IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D ASSUME THIS WAS SOME SORT OF META THREAD ABOUT SERGALS, BUT WITH THE VISUAL AESTHETIC OF CUTEBOLDS

BUT YOU GUYS WOULDN'T DO THAT, RIGHT

I love you, /tg/

>>3893751
It seems to be more about sergals, since it's all SERIOUS DISCUSSION ONLY, NO FLAMING
plus I can't remember the last time I saw a cutebold thread.

hey /tg/! I started in a WoD game last week and I decided to make a custom doobie race, I call it the Mole-Doobie? Pretty fucking sweet huh?

>>3893783
Mole-Doobie? What are you, retarded?

That's a Downside Doobie.

>>3893751
/tg/ is never silly, don't you know anything. We never make shit up to parody other things, never ever. That's too ridiculous to fathom.

Morningtoncrescent.png

>>3893789
D8

Doobies are amazing. This is my original character, he's a doobie. But he's special than the other ones, cuz he has wings ^_^ and his main weapon is a keyblade to kill those who are bad. When he gets angry, his wings grow into bat wings, and his hair sparkles.

>>3893789
>that's a DOWNS Doobie
fix'd

>>3893804
They all look pretty downsy to me

>>3893803

>>3893804
>>3893815
FYI doobies are incredibly intelligent (yet ignorant) and as has been stated, are a proud but humble race.

>>3893827
>proud but humble

I laughed

Say hello to "cuubies"!

They're like doobies but more cuter and innocenter!

Cuubies express affection by 'dirty dancing' like in the movie from the 80s

Now I remember why I love you /tg/.

>doobies in the WoD

Actually, there's a Doobie black spiral dancer in the 1E book of the Wyrm.

FUCK YEAH DOOBIES!

Everyone makes fun of Doobies but come on the west and south Doobies are legit everyone just focuses on the east and north

This + Jar Jar Binks = INSANITY

DOOOOOOOOOOBIIEEEEEEEEES!
Dominaters hate Doobies.

Oh man. DOOBIES!

I am going to go into EVERY homebrew thread I see and suggest that Doobies be added to the world setting.

>>3893977
Nice! I'll hit up every drawfag request thread then.

DOOBIES ARE /TG/'S NEW MASCOT

DON'T LIKE IT?

GET OUT OF OUR BOARD THEN :)

>>3893986
>:)
A THOUSAND LASHINGS FOR THE FOOL!

/tg/ = doobies

>>3893938
hawt. you do commissions? whats your furaffinity account?

>>3893977
>I am going to go into EVERY homebrew thread I see and suggest that Doobies be added to the world setting.
Sergals
>DOOBIES ARE /TG/'S NEW MASCOT
Flare

>>3894015
That'sthejoke.jpg

>>3893986
So we have art and homebrews covered. Why don't we also make Doobie inserts for pre-existing games like D&D, WH40k and Changeling?

I have this FANTASTIC idea for a Doobie Fae and its interactions with the Doobie Summer Court.

>>3893938
... Nicely done.

>>3894026
Well I'm working on statting out a Doobie Commissar for Dark Heresy, once I can spam someone into drawing it for me I'll turn it into a pdf for you guys

I'm gonna go start making my Doobie army for 40k.

>>3894026
Sanctioned by the Emperor himself, my Doobie space marine chapter is also all female, as they were all made from the lost Primarch, the Emperor's hermaphroditic doobie twin sister.

>>3894070
I will take nine.

I need Doobie stats for Dark Heresy.

>>3893938
.................
I.........I think I want to fap to this...

I do hope doobies are a permanent fixture of /tg/

This has been the best thread in months

>>3893938

Okay, SERIOUSLY, I'm freaking out that rule 34, ON-MODEL TO THE LOPSIDED ORIGINAL 34, occurred within two hours.

>>3894010
I don' t have an account, but I take a work to commissions as >>3893938 would go to everyone for $250 US interested :3

>>3893215
A doobie? I shall smoke it!

>>3894083
>This has been the best thread in months
I would only say days, because I thought last Saturday's Dorf Quest was amazing, but otherwise, very yes.

I heard that the Doobies actually have prehensile fingers, man their creator is insane.

>>3894147
He's just on drugs lately. These days, they look more like donkeys than rabbits.

so, you guys want doobie minis? cause I have all this old paint I can get the lead out of...

>>3894241
Could you make them out of something a little less delicious than lead? Like candy?

>>3894251
Or ice cream?

>>3894251
aw man, but where the fuck am I gonna find metal-coloured and toxic candy cheap enough to work whit?

>>3894313
Mix taffy with bleach, in equal parts. Cheap and efficient.

hey guys I came up with this new race they're called DROOBIES they're like Dark Doobies

Droobies are weeaboo.

>>3894374
It's like I'm having sex with it right now.

>>3894399
What's it like to hold a Doobie in your arms?

>>3894405

Like really fresh fried dough, I would guess.

>>3894405
A little bit herp, a little bit derp.

>>3894405
Like a sock filled with crisco.

Try it. ;)

>>3894410
>>3894424
>>3894428

Herp Derpin' deep fried sock fulla crisco.

>>3893938
mmmm, down syndrome fetish

This thing is reminds me of Brown Jenkin from Dreams in the Witch-House. Consider it stolen.

>>3894410
>>3894424
>>3894428
>>3894450
c'mon guys. This is SERIOUS.

>>3894473
DEAD serious mate

>>3894467
I love them tards, 'specially after they've done a 3 hour marathon and are all so sweaty... and poopy.

chaos droobies rape the table tops at my gaming club

Fucking /tg/. This shit is obviously just some furfag's wank fodder, stop trying to make it into something else.

>>3894619
>oniontrain/b&/WE

lol wut?

>>3894619
b&40k, go back to bed

>>3894619
FISHIN' FOR COMMISSIONS, EH B&?

>>3894619
I'd make a request but I'm terrified of how'd you fulfill it.

>>3894661
he'll fill it whit tits, he says he wont make pedo so he "TITS" everything.

>>3894657
Amazingly, money is still legal tender after it's been touched by furries. Even if all the notes are stuck together.

>>3894680
Oh I want tits. Very much so. But with a minimum if not total lack of furry parts.

>>3894671

Ahahahahahahaha

>>3894671
I see cutebold was just as Pussywhipped as I was when I first saw this thread...

>>3894661
Ask Lucid instead, he's better.

>>3894737
wat?
That's just like... your opinion bro

>>3894697
Why don't you pester the furfag on AIM then? He's made it public. Stop trying to derail this thread. We are getting shit done here.

>>3894755
Anybody would agree, look

>>3894619
vs
>>3893938

This thread is making my stomach churn so bad it feels like.... love.

>>We are shit.

>>3894778
>>We are
>>VEE ARR

I NEED MORE DOOBIE IMAGES

>>3894783
TROOPERS, THREE
GO!
VIRTUAL REALITY

>>3894775
you sure it isn't something you ate?

>>3894797
TROOPERS

I wonder if this makes me a bad person.

>>3894839
Derp is broken.

>>3894821
Fuck g strings and lacy undies. If someone wants to show you they love you, they'll wear this.

>>3894839
It does.

Charm should be negative five, geez.

>>3894897
How do I express a negative number in dots?

This thread makes me rage, cry, and laugh at the same time.

>>3894941
Don't forget the fapping

>>3894932
umm, what's the opposite of a dot? maybe negative dots, -•?

>>3894941
I believe I have an appropriate image macro for you.

>>3894964
I'd like to think you're joking but I know in my heart somebody is.

I raged harder than the ragest rage. I literally cried tears, /tg/. I cried real tears.

>>3895015
Why would you rage about a serious and interesting discussion on a homebrewed race?

You just hate content, and want this to be like /b/ don't you?

i drww doobie fanats do u likk it????

>>3894971
>what's the opposite of a dot?

Stars?

>>3895028
That looks like a potentially deadly and frightening creature.

>>3895039
uhhhh last time i checked this was a serious thread abot seriosu doobies

>>3895049

Good job Slashy.

>>3895049
What makes you think I'm not being completely serious?

>>3895075
wlel u see anime is not serious enough and also we are tryign to break the steortype that doobies are weeboo adn furry

>>3895028

Oh good, a Slashie pic... AAAAAAGGGGGGHHH

>>3895096
FUCK YOU TRIPFAG. SAGE FOR TRIPFAG.

>>3895028
While I appreciate the small details like the ass hair, I must admit this hardly looks like a doobie at all!

>>3895112
its a lil thing called creative lisense (in my fanfic doobies have prehensile sphincters)

whats the matter too DEEP for u

>>3895112
>ass hair
WHYYYYYYYYYYY

This thread makes me sad to be an occasional tripfag. Not in the way that HERPDURP SAGE FOR TRIPFAG does, either.

Hmmmm...

Well the thread was good while it lasted. Good thing we managed to provide some lol'ing before the BANDWAGONTRAIN showed up.

>>3895118
>prehensile sphincters
SOMEBODY DRAW THIS RIGHT NOW.

>>3895118

>(in my fanfic doobies have prehensile sphincters)

>doobies have prehensile sphincters

>prehensile sphincters

>>3895118
Mostly we're concerned you didn't consult the anal circumference table ahead of time.

>>3895118
May Lucian damn you to the Abyss!

whats this i hear about doobies, man?

>>3895230

>>3895230
>>3895254
Damn straight that's what his expression should be.

This is a doobie thread. Serious discussion ONLY.

>>3895300
You fags and your serious discussion. If you can't have fun, nothing will ever get done. Serious discussion is the cancer killing /tg/.

HONK HONK

>>3895572

>>3894671
This thread exists for this comic.

Where the FUCK did all these Doobie pictures come from? Was it something a sinister cabal has been plotting for days, or was it a spontaneous explosion of drawfaggotry?

>>3895694
pretty sure it was the latter

>>3895694
Same thing really.

Hey are we doing satire?

>>3894671
This looks like it was drawn by the cutebold guy, too.

>>3896285
Yeah, and that being said, I still like cutebolds.

>>3896285
>>3896347
Maybe he just knows how to laugh at himself.

>>3896422

All drawfags have a sense of humor. Except one.

>>3896439
Who is?

>>3896443

basketgardevoir

>>3896484
Ahhhh yes.

>>3896484
OH yeah.

POST MORE DOOBIES

could someone post more doobie fluff? I love their simple yet advanced culture!!!

FUCK YEAR DOOBIES

>>3896866
doobies are known for their mighty dances and their towns crafted from pure silver which they are masters of

>>3896902
that is so hot, even though doobies aren't sexual they're pretty hot
what was the name of that one doobie that reverse-rapes everyone again

>>3896908
i think you are thinking of butto, master of doobie-wizardry and king of all the realm

>>3896908
How do you reverse-rape something?

wait what

>>3896908
>what was the name of that one doobie that reverse-rapes everyone again
You're thinking of Hail, the Queen of Doobies.

>>3896924
>How do you reverse-rape something?
You get raped by it.
Hail gets raped by EVERYTHING.

>>3896932
>Hail gets raped by EVERYTHING.
well like what

>>3896955
rocks

>>3896955
porn elementals

>>3896955
humans
dorfs
sergals
cutebolds (completely by accident and without them knowing)
elves
wild animals
Flare
etc

>>3896955
goblins
kobolds
ogres
elves
dwarves
mind flayers
sentient plants
mimics
slimes
non-sentient plants
houses
godzilla
stalagmites
hats
stalactites
other doobies
knights
paladins
earth elementals
herself
fire elementals
sergals
wind elementals
tau
orks
imperial guards
tyranids
protoss
water elementals
heart elementals
and the Trix rabbit

>>3897042

>>3897060
>>3897042
Hail is Joan.

>>3897147
>Hail is Joan.
I don't remember Joan being raped by anything, let alone that entire list.

>>3897191
Metaphorically, she got raped by everything. Her life was a long harsh series of fuckups.

>>3897196
Metaphorical rape isn't fappable.
Bring me Joan x Mimic rape or get out.

>>3897206
How about no.

this pleases me.

This thread. Jesus tapdancing Christ this fucking thread.

It's like I'm surfing 4chan in 2005!

This is a proof that there's a secret drawfag conspiracy (more clever, cunning and vile than the Consortium) that when set in motion will create, draw and advertise something so awesome, everyone will bow down to its greatness.

RQ was just the beginning. This is another step...


...what will it end with?

Can I get a GURPS statblock for Doobies? I want them in my campaign setting.

Also what environment are they meant to come from?

>>3898190

It depends on what subspecies we're talking about. The normal, or as we purists like to say, the canon Doobies inhabit swamps who are dark and treacherous, yet dreamy and mystical.

>>3898280
Upside Doobies live in the mountains, and are proud and egoistical. They only sing songs about their own people.

Downside Doobies live underground and are humble and subservient. They dance folk dances instead of singing.

>>3898267
That's just great! Can We get a more in depth writeup of the deep and mystical background behind the doobies?

>>3898286
You are forgetting the four additional subspecies of Doobie, the charm, strange, top and bottom Doobies.

What is this.

I don't even...

>>3898298
Those aren't fluffed yet.

THIS SHOULD NOT BE HERE.

THIS SHOULD NOT EXIST.

SAGE NOW.

>>3898298

I heard there was gonna be a fifth one as well, Heart Doobie. Apparently they can cooperate in some way with one another.

Of course this isn't confirmed yet, Bob Hitachi hasn't written about them yet, but he mentioned them on a japanese BBS.

>>3898338
D'aww, look at the little shitty tripfag trying to look like his opinion matters. Adorable.

>>3898348
I thought the last kind was the mysterious, elusive Higgs Doobie?

>>3898298
Winged Doobies as well.

>>3894026
>So we have art and homebrews covered. Why don't we also make Doobie inserts for pre-existing games like D&D, WH40k and Changeling?

>Why don't we also make Doobie inserts for pre-existing games like D&D, WH40k and Changeling?

>Why don't we also make Doobie inserts for...Changeling?

I know this is all one big running joke. But I saw this and genuinely raged at the idea.

>>3898405

Hey, maybe it's a joke for you, but for some of us, it's dead serious.

Stop Doobsecute us!

>>3898414
Doob in hell, yiff fag!