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    6 KB Anonymous 04/02/08(Wed)09:54 No.1456502  
    Steel Rehn
    Some steh dry and others feel the pehn
    Steel Rehn
    Landing drop pods makehs infernahl din

    Steel Rehn
    Our eterhnel fureh strikes the hearts of mehn
    Steel Rehn
    Deep strikeh is our vehry own bent

    Steel Rehn
    No matteh how hard our enemeh’s try
    Steel Rehn
    They all see our reputashen is no lie

    Steel Rehn
    Forecast to be fallen yesterdeh
    Steel Rehn
    Yet it will likeleh also fall todeh

    Steel Rehn
    We fall to earth at enormouehs rates
    Steel Rehn
    The Empra’s foes cannot stop ourh haet

    Steel Rehn
    Our drop pods coveh the light of dehy
    Steel Rehn
    Our enemeh’s flee but there is no weyh

    Steel Rehn
    Fiereh blood rushing throuegh our vehns
    Steel Rehn
    Afteh we finish we prepare to fall back down agaihn

    Steel Rehn
    We are called dowehn by the radio
    Steel Rehn
    The purpose is to gain grouend controhl

    Steel Rehn
    We could not call it aneh otherh nayme
    Steel Rehn
    Everything else soundehd quite insayhn

    Steel Rehn
    We are preparing to fall onceh moreh now
    Steel Rehn
    The Empra will someday rewaredh us, somehow

    Boreale stopped singing once he reached the end of what he had composed, and sat down silently, sitting his head in his hands. On paper, it was brilliant, a hymn that could be sung by billions of the Emperor’s servants across thousands of worlds in countless joyous anthems.
    But what was the point if he couldn’t sing it properly himself?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/08(Wed)09:55 No.1456504
    sage
    >> Anonymous 04/02/08(Wed)09:57 No.1456509
    >>1456504
    People like you are the cancer that is killing /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/08(Wed)09:57 No.1456511
    take this shit to /mu/

    sage
    >> Anonymous 04/02/08(Wed)09:58 No.1456512
    >>1456511

    ...this is /tg/ related.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/08(Wed)09:59 No.1456514
    >>1456512

    Oh, and also hilarious.
    >> Sorcerer of Tzeentch !UNUZCBsleo 04/02/08(Wed)10:04 No.1456525
    I fukken lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/08(Wed)10:06 No.1456530
    More like

    TOXIC RAIN
    >> Anonymous 04/02/08(Wed)10:08 No.1456536
    Poor Boreale can never get it right. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/08(Wed)10:24 No.1456581
    bloody marvelous
    >> Anonymous 04/02/08(Wed)12:18 No.1457082
    C'mon, guys. Anon tried hard on this. I liked it.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/08(Wed)12:23 No.1457098
    >>1456502
    Well better than my old edition of STEEL REHN

    STEHL RHEEN
    MOST OF OUR BROTHERS ARE IN SPESS
    STEHL RHEEN
    READY TA DERP STRIKE ON THE
    STEHL RHEEN
    ENEME IF WE DIE TODAY
    STEHL RHEEN
    WE SHALL DIE HEROS DEATH NO
    STEHL RHEEN
    IT SHALL BE THE ENEME WHO SHALL DAI
    STEHL RHEEN
    WE HAF FEEHLED THE
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    STEHL RHEEN
    EMPRA.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/08(Wed)19:17 No.1459039
    Pure epic win.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)00:51 No.1460912
    this wins.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)03:23 No.1461679
    Perhaps /tg/ could add to this. Baldeale is obviously a budding intellectual who is capable in many areas, he just cannot express himself correctly.

    The premise is as follows: Baldeale creates something brilliant. Lulz ensue.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)03:32 No.1461734
    BUMP
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)03:32 No.1461736
    Does he move away from his Power Fist to breath in?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)03:38 No.1461773
    >>1461736

    You know what? He just might.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)03:39 No.1461779
    >>1461736

    New angle: He drinks 'Power Fist' at night so that he can forget the pain of being a genius trapped inside a retard.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)03:46 No.1461814
    >>1461779
    tweest: after drinking POWERFIST he turns into Kharn
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)03:48 No.1461821
    >>1461814

    Socking revealation: IT WAS ALL ONE OF ELDRAD'S PLANS!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)03:50 No.1461834
    >>1461814
    What happens after he discovers CHAINFIST?
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)03:53 No.1461846
    >>1461821
    Eldrad: Oh do not worry, commander Boreale. One day your brillaince will be understood.
    Boreale: HAW KAN EET BE ANDAHSTOOD EF AH KENT EHVEN ANDAHSTOOD MAHSEELF?
    Eldrad: Perhaps it's just something stuck in your throat? Here, drink this and it might be all better
    *gulp gulp gulp*
    Boreale: Oh wow! Suddenly I feel absolutely smashing! Cheers jolly old bean, now I must scurry along to tell ever-KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN
    Eldrad: Just as planned!
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)04:08 No.1461918
    >>1461846

    ..Writefag on this shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)04:17 No.1461960
    This thread makes me happy :D
    >> Anonymous 04/03/08(Thu)04:28 No.1462014
    Bump for win and potential epic.

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