HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-A few minutes later, after everyone has handed in their reports and put away whatever random item they got from the bag, the Dude dismisses you for lunch and walks out of the door with the nurse.The girls walk up to you, waiting for you to head home with them."So, what did you get?" you ask your twin, while Hina tests her camera out on the two of you."A lighter that kills any source of light. A de-lighter if you will.""I'd 'delight her' alright.." you smirk to which she gives you a bop on your head."Hina you?""A camera that takes photos of the future. 30 seconds into the future to be accurate."She shows you the developed image of Susan hitting your head."Ah, snazzy." you comment as you looked at the image."not really though, it takes 30 seconds for the image to develop, so it's not really worth much.Erica stood beside her twirling that blackened fork she got."So... what does that do?" you ask her"makes things taste however you want them." she says with a grin."That's it?""That's it.""How about you teacakes? what's got you so blue?" she grins.[ ]Feed her the orange[ ]show her the orange[ ]tell her about the orange[ ]other
rolled 63 = 63>>20079456Fuck yeah[ ]Feed her the orange
>>20079456[x]tell her about the orangeWe've still got to get some of the guys to agree to work at Pantasia for this weekend.
>>20079456[x]tell her about the orangeHow do we make it do pink? Freeze it?
>>20079456[x]otherTell her its flame proof
>>20079648"I bet you can't set this on fire"hahaha
I tried doing an overview of the first thread.http://www.pastebin.com/v5mFmwPZThoughts?Seems bad to me.
rolled 3 = 3>2 for tell>2 for feed>2 for fire[?]Picking course of action>>20079692needs a better flow I guess.
>>20079738>fireOh, this isn't going to end well.
Wanted to throw out this idea before i forgot about it for a new abilityThe Master's Best Silk6 12inch square silk hankerchiefs that staunch any wound they can cover. The wound doesn't heal until properly attended, but it wont impair you as long as the kerchief is covering it. Can also hold of the symptoms of diseases if aplied to the symptomatic area; say you catch TB, the kerchief will keep you from coughing up blood while you keep it to your mouth
>>20079738It's not supposed to flow, I don't think.It's specifically a list of major actions from us and others.Writing tips to make it better in any way would help, though.Also, what happened to giving Kraus gratuitous german comands for our abilities?And the girl who we saw that was eating ramen.
>>20079783An interesting idea. I still think we should get Keys of the Household, though, to allow for picking any lock.
>>20079807Ah, yes.I also need to make a list of suggestions.We should actually have a 'choppa an dakka' or a machine gun that fires hats, according to the rolls from the first thread.
>>20079799>what happened to giving Kraus gratuitous german comands for our abilities?Putting words through Google Translate creates painful words for German speakers.That, and it just didn't seem to be worth the effort, I suppose.Though it might be a reflection of a better sync ratio between Hayate and Kraus, that verbal commands aren't needed to help focus majaik use anymore.
I wanted to make sure i got it posted before the timeskip, and i'm probably gonna miss most of the next week of threads.
You pull out the few remaining segments of the purple orange you had on you."I got this. Tastes like socks. Turned me blue." an evil thought went through your head and you add, "And for the love of me, i could not set it on fire. It seems impossible.""Impossible? screw that." She fell right for it as predicted."Gimme a piece, I'll show you how to set that on fire."You hand her a segment, leaving you with only one last slice and some rinds.With that in hand, she nonchalantly jumps out the window and lands behind the building."Impossible huh?" she places the piece of fruit on the ground and takes a few steps back."Let's see how it does against this." She pulls out a flammenwerfer.--------------------------------------------------Moments later, a very angry and very purple Erica looks up at you from below.She scowls and stomps away."You are an idiot." Susan tells you as she watches this scene."I know, I know." you chuckle.WAT DO NAO?[ ]talk to:_____________[ ]go to:______________[ ]other
are we sinking? Where da hell is everyone?
>>20080048[x]talk to: Kenji, Gai, Jun, Ichika, Naota, KeimaAsk if anyone is willing to do a bit of part-time work at Pantasia.
>>20080048If we have time, we should go on a treasure hunt through the house with Mio.
rolled 35 = 35>>20080071Dunno, swq maybe?
>>20080048I'm drawing a blank right now. Who's got the to-do list, and is the date with Mio later today?
>>20080083Maybe save that for tomorrow?We did say we would try to get workers for Pantasia this weekend.>>20080076Oh, and include Sousuke, Copycat Ken, Touma, and Negi.Basically all the guys in our class, except Shirou.Shirou would just eat the merchandise.
>>20080048[x]go to home, consume holy burritos
>>20080071Ive been driving people aroundfuck yea SWQ and MSQ at the same timeTalk to Hina if possible.
>>20080101Mio date is tonight, at Iron Chef
Get people to go help at Pantasia.Ask Keima if his mother ever tugged on his penis.
>>20080128Yeah, we've got those holy burritos and tacos waiting for us; but we have to keep our word, and try to get Sousuke to help out at Pantasia.
as you watched some of your classmates head out of the room, you are reminded of a promise you made at a certain bakery in town.You head up to the podium, and call for the attention of those that were still there."Excuse me everyone. I know this is highly presumptuous of me, but are any of you interested in working for the weekend at Pantasia, that bakery in town?"As people stopped to listen to you, you continued to explain the situation."Tsukino, one of the bakers there, has asked me to try and help her find some part-timers. Her coworkers are headed out for some sort of baking competition and she needs help tending the store. So, would any of you be interested in it?"**ROLLEM**>first 3 to break a 70+ names who responds>Sousuke is out of the room already
rolled 98 = 98>>20080297Naota, Kenji, Negi
rolled 18 = 18>>20080297The Dude
rolled 74 = 74>>20080297Jun, Negi, Keima
rolled 87 = 87>>20080297EVERYONE
>>20080356>EVERYONEOh you motherfucker.
>>20080356Oh man, is LG going to go curse in the stairwell again?
>whole bureau shows up to help.>make all the bread ever>can't sell any of it becuase everyone's in the kitchen kneading dough
>>20080437Hey man, LG trolls us all the time, it's only fair that we troll him back every once in a while.
>>20080437The important thing is that it wasn't me this time.
>>20080437Nah, LG has an out.It's right here: >>20080309
Can anyone give me feedback on my overview?Shit needs to get done and I don't feel like writing them like ass.Sorry for being an overly talkative namefag. I namefag so you can hate me always.
"Sounds like fun~!" Sakura and Lime say at the very same time from opposite sides of the room.The two's energy and excitement quickly spread to those that were still in the room and everyone begins to show interest."Everyone! Why don't we all go there to help her?" Sakura says as she stands up in her seat."yeah! Let's all make bread and cake together!"Lime adds as she also stands up on her seat.Nods of ascent and murmers of agreement sweep the class and soon enough everyone agrees to do it.You do a quick head count and get a rough number of 20 people all willing to help Tsukino at Pantasia.'...Well, I guess she won't be short of hands this weekend.' you think as you call everyone's attention again."Everyone, thank you for agreeing to help her out. I'll tell her the good news and she'll be in contact with you soon enough."WAT DO NAO?
>>20080659Real quick, have Kraus put us in touch with Pantasia. He should be able to pick up their phone number.Tell Tsukino the good news.
>>20080659Oh god I bet Shirou is going to end up eating some really sweet cake or something and then Pantasia will be destroyed.Don't we need to prepare for our date now?
>>20080684Seconded. Tsukino will be happy that everybody wants to frost her cakes and taste her pie.
>>20080693It's lunchtime right now, dinner is tonight.We should invite Mio and Trude to lunch.I'm sure that our house provides a much nicer place for eating than staying cooped in an office.Much more entertaining, too.
rolled 40 = 40hehhttp://dagobah.net/flash/erica.swf
>>20080929>what Erica will do if she gets that Clone program
>>20080929finally an army I can get behind.
After asking Kraus to pass the good news onto Tsukino at Pantasia, you, Hina and Susan head home.There, you found the still purple Erica with the others.She seems in a much better mood now, a mysterious smile on her face.----------------------------------------------------------After you and Susan quickly prepared a simple filling lunch, the family came together to eat.TALK TO WHO?>WAT SAY?
>>20081021>Erica, Might as well find out what our doom shall entail.
>>20081021Perrine. Ask her how she's been feeling lately.
>>20081021Talk to Erica, find out what's got her so upbeat.Talk to Perrine, and Suiseiseki. Ask how they're doing.>you and Susan quickly prepared a simple filling lunchDidn't we order out from Jesus' Rolls for lunch?
Oh gog Erica's about to tell everyone what we said to Susan in the Canonball Run sim.Talk to Erica.
>>20081089This. I wonder how Froggy's doing with that morning sickness
"So Erica... What's so funny?" you ask the girl as she bit down on a burrito."Heh. Negotiations." she chuckles."What?""Forget it." she says as knits up her brow. "I'm still not forgiving you for turning me purple.""Don't worry Barney. It'll be gone in a day or two.""Barney? two days?!""Well yeah. Barney was this purple Dinosaur in an American propaganda tv show back in my Dimension. It was all about communism. Also, yeah, 2 days at most.""Can't you do something about this?" she asks you."I'm not really sure what to do actually. Hell look at me. I'm blue and I have to go out with Mio tonight.""You could try something right?"WAT TRY TO GO REVERT COLOR?>>20081089>Jesus' rollsdammit. i'm so out of it.
>>20081237Revert color.Try using some Panacea.Also ask Kraus for a majaik scan; is the dye magical in any way?Last option, potion experiments.
>>20081237Two words: Vodka Bath.Vodka can do anything.
>>20081281Anything it can't, it will make you not care about.
>>20081089Jesus tacos, and we didTalk to Perrine, Froggy has been ignored lately then ask Erica what trouble she has sown to make her so happy
rolled 19 = 19>>20081281
"well.. I haven't tried washing it off yet." you tell her."Nor have I tried using anyone of my potions.""Well, lets try those later okay?""Sure. Anyway, what mischief have you been up to now? that grin can only mean you did something.""Oh... I don't think I should tell you. hehe.""... Erica, please no scorpions in my sock drawer.""No, no. Of course not. I didnt do anything to you. I did a favor for Sousuke.""... what favor?""He asked for some advice.""And you told him?""...i can't tell you that." she grins mischievously.WAT SAY TO FROGGY?
>>20081451"Hows is our child doing these days? Have you been getting enough sleep?"
>>20081451"How are you feeling today? "And you, Suiseiseki?"Have you gone through the case files simulation yet?"We should prepare some lemon or orange slices for some aroma-therapy to help with the queasiness, and give her some crystallized ginger candy in case she needs to settle her stomach later.
LETTER TO NANOHA! We need to get Mike to pass one along!
>>20081541Oooo this too.
>>20081541She is coming back in a few days now anyway.>>20081513All good ideas
>>20081541Oh yes.We just need to ask Mike when the next supply shipment is going out to Nanoha's team, and we'll slip a letter in there for her.
>>20081579Few days for us might be longer for her.
>>20081579>She is coming back in a few days now anyway.Yes, but we don't know the ratio of time dilation between where she went and the Bureau.It could still be a week or two weeks for her.
"How are you feeling today?" you ask the french witch and the mother of your child."I'm fine. I was kinda lucky today.""Great. And how's classes? Did you do those paired simulations yet?""Pair simulations? Those were yesterday. I got paired up with Laura. Our mission was an assassination one.""Assassination? Japanese world, aliens and ninjas?" Erica asks her"Yes.""That's the one I failed with Shirou!""Ah. You failed? That's new. We had a hard time with the mission but Laura proved very capable with stealth operations. We managed to complete it safely enough.""Anyone get the Bluebeard scenario?" you ask her "the one with the hostage children and the forest?""I think that guy with the chainsaw got it. He was with one of the youngest Araragi.""And how did they do?""Failed spectacularly. He was screaming about zombie koalas even after they got booted out of the simulation."
"Yeah, that was a hard one. Hina and I failed that mission too." To this, the pink haired girl nods."So anyway, Perrinne, are you okay with combat training up til now?" you ask concerned about how advanced classes was mostly about combat."Yeah. I'm trying to fill a supportive role lately, keeping out of the front-lines.""Great. And Suiseiseki. How's she been?""I'm amazing as ever desu~" the doll answers as she flies out from behind the girl."You have." Perrinne adds reassuringly as she pulls the doll into her lap."Sui. Please take care of Perrinne okay?""You don't have to ask me you stupid human. I'll take care of her desu~" she thumps her chest proudly.----------------------------------------The meal ended soon enough as you continued to talk to the girls.The burritos and tacos from Jesus' rolls proved miraculous indeed, as you all agreed that they are the best you've ever had.After clearing the table, everyone spends their remaining free time doing whatever they had to do.WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>20081749We're going to need to Talk to Ayumu about that one.Take a vodka bath, hopefully we can change our color back to normal.
>>20081749Mentillate Mike; ask if there's another supply shipment going out to Nanoha's team before they come back, so we can slip her a letter.Then begin experimenting with trying to get the dye out. See if Susan wants to help.
I just had the retarded idea of hoping Madoka shows up again soon, so I can be a fag and shout to purge Pinky.When the hell did I get so bad?
>>20081785When you decided to become a namefag, you retroactively became always bad.
>>20081773You head off to the baths with Erica hoping to revert your colors back to normal.As you walked the short distance there, you mentillated Mike asking if a supply shipment was due out to where Nanoha was training in the field.'So Mike, anyway I can send a letter out to her?'**ROLLEM** considering the first 5 rolls
rolled 27 = 27>>20081831Come on, show some sympathy, /tg/ dice.
>>20081763Fuck yes vodka bath.
rolled 48 = 48Seems like a reasonable request to me
rolled 92 = 92>>20081831gotta refresh before posting.
rolled 27 = 27>>20081831Let's hope it is good for both turning back to our normal colour and sending a letter outKnowing our luck we will be stuck blue and they sent out a shipment an hour ago
rolled 30 = 30>>20081831There isn't going to be another one, is there? No hope.
rolled 48 = 48>>20081831In before they've lost contact due to temporal distortions.
>>20081811I was always a namefag.I didn't always have b-tard level thoughts.Maybe it's the constant sleep deprivation from trying to catch all of MSQ and MGNQ?I have no idea, but I'm really earning the 'fag' part of 'tripfag'.
>>20081869The important this is we got a 92.
>>20081869'The last supply drop was last week...''Dammit.''But... Well, we're sending someone to collect the girls and their performance reports on Sunday...'Mike tells you.'and we've been unable to find anyone available to do so yet... Maybe you're interested in going? You'll just show up there, report to Old man Oswald, go through some diplomatic fanfare, collect the paperwork and the girls and come back here on Monday morning.'Going yourself to pick her up would be loads better than jsut sending a letter, you think.But then again, you're usnure if you could handle the diplomatic duties that it entailed.WAT DO?[ ]go[ ]no go
>>20081940Oh hell yeah.
>>20081940[x]goWe're a butler; we can handle anything and everything.
>>20081940[ ]go[ ]go[ ]go[ ]go
>>20081940IF we can bring someone to help, go.
>>20081940 LET'S DO THIS!!!
>>20081940>goButler. Diplomacy is in our blood. Well sort of.
>>20080071I know I'm being distracted by a IRC Traveller game.>>20081940We can handle anything.
>>20081940[x] GO GO GO
>>20081940While I'm in agreement with everyone that we can probably handle the diplomatic thing, perhaps some more information is in order before we accept?
>>20081940we will need proper preparations but definitely go.
>>20081940GoAs if there is any other option
>>20081940'I'd love to go Mike.''I knew you would. Okay, I'll tell the higher ups we've filled in the slot for ZnT. Report to the Stargate on Sunday 0800. We're throwing you out then after some briefing.''Thank you Mike. You have no idea how much this means to me.''You're welcome kid. Just remember that you're only going there to pick-up 3 girls okay? just 3.' He chuckles.------------------------------------------------------In the bath, Erica strips down and begins to wash herself.You watch entranced as the purple girl tries to scrub herself clean."It's.. not.. working.."WAT DO
>>20082084Panacea!Drink it or scrub with itMaybe Mentilate Ryuu and ask him if he knows anything about changing our colour backOh and take pictures of Erica while she is purple
rolled 76 = 76>>20082084 Try vodka, or everclear
Guys, what if we used panacea...AND VODKA!By my calculations it should cure exactly everything forever.
>>20082084Help her wash.
>>20082129I cautiously agree.Maybe we should ask Ryuu if Panacea acts strange when directly mixed with alcohol.Inb4 Panacea base IS alcohol.
>>20082084Rub blue on purple, see if they mix.
>>20082084Vodka Bath. It's potatoes.
>>20082191We must never let her know that.She would refuse to drink anything but vodka from then on.
>>20082201Her vodka drinking habits would get her marked an honorary soviet russian, and peoples heads would explode due to her managing it, staying a nazi german, and getting it while not even on earth.
>>20082160Fuck that, were doing SCIENCE up in this bath.So Vodka Panacea bath it is.
>>20082268Okay, let's do it.Do we enough Panacea for its effect to be noticed?I say if this fails, we turn dark red.
>>20082333I think a small amount in a normal sized tub would do, the panacea is basically overkill.Vodka would really do the trick on it's own, im certain of it.
"Well.. How about we rub blue on purple and see if that fixes anything?" you tell her wit ha smirk."Ohohohoho... I like how you think." she makes her way towards you.--------------------------------------------------------------Later, still in the steam filled baths."Well that was fun.." her finger traces a line down your blue chest. "Did diddly-squat for our color conundrum, but it was fun.""Heh. Yeah." you agree as you pull yourself up."Soo... what now?""Vodka.""We're drinking?""No no... It does all sorts of amazing stuff. Gets the toughest stains out of anything. Maybe we could use that.""Ahuh... let's try that then."You have Kraus replace the water in the bath with a huge amount of the potato based beverage and the two of you jump in to soak."Erica... Stop drinking it.""Wut? I wasnt drinking!""I saw you.""Just a little..." she grins.**ROLL FOR VODKA CURE**>you must beat a 90+ within 5 rolls
rolled 94 = 94>>20082363VODKA DRINK!
>>20082377... well then. That settles that.
>>20082377I accept any and all donations of money, women or song.
>>20082377See? Knew it'd work.
rolled 36 = 36>>20082377>must beat 90+ in first 5 rolls>Beat it on firstWE ARE FUCKING AWESOME!
Also, we do still need to learn to make Panacea. Mainly for our field training time and beyond.Hoping for alcohol base. Screw vodka AND panacea, I've got vodka BASED panacea.And fuck me forgetting to add this to my last post.
>>20082377By the power of potato we succeed!
>>20082363>>20082377you done me proud boy!
>>20082377I just fucking lost it.
>>20082397I think we will have discovered super panacea is just vodka after this.
>roll above 90 immediately>still no postHe mad.
>>20082377incredibly enough, as you sat in that huge bath with Erica beside you, you saw the colors bleed from your skin into the alcohol. "Oh hey it's working." Your companion comments as she raises a leg that's now almost totally back to it's original colors again."indeed.... Stop drinking! You can't go to class drunk!""Takes mroe than this to get me drunk butler boy." she answers as she dunks her head completely into the water.-------------------------------------------------------------------Later, you and Erica walk out of the baths now almost completely back to normal.Her skin is now as fair as it should be and her nails no longer purple.Her hair though, still was."I guess it didnt work that well on hair huh?" she runs a hand through her still purple locks. "Meh. atleast I don't look like an eggplant anymore. this will do.""I guess I'm lucky my hair was blue already." you tell her."Not that blue though." she plucks at your electric blue mop. "I kinda like this though.">posts wont go through wtf
rolled 83 = 83>>20082673Maybe he's waiting for the other 3 rolls?
>>20082469NOW I'VE LOST IT
>>20082708I KNOW I CAN ROLL
>>20082469>>20082708Havent posted this in forever.
>>20082682We have started something dangerous here.Does she get more or less teamkilly whole drunk I wonder?
>>20082805One would assume less, if only because a certain amount of alcohol fucks up you aim.
>>20082862>Erica & chailgun>aimingChoose one.It would really depend on if she's a nice drunk or a mean drunk.
>>20082862But she already shows she has no concept of avoiding collateral when she has her chailgun to begin with.So whether she can aim better or not isn't important really
Classes that afternoon were the usual simulations you've grown accustomed to.your mission was a pretty straight forward one of stealing an artifact from a heavily defended museum in a nondescript European country.YOu ability of invisibility, flight, and your knowledge of electronic security systems came in very handy as you slithered and stalked your way through the halls avoiding guards, cameras and sensors.Your only mistake during the whole thing was missing a single knife throw that you had aimed to disable a camera, it tripped a silent alarm and you had to end the mission running from a group of guards.-------------------------------------------------------------------After the end of class, you take a quick look at the clock on the wall and see that you still have about 2 hours until you have to pick Mio up for your date.WAT DO?
>>20082985Look through the big crate of guns we bought.
>>20082985i can't remember which places were available but has Kraus made the reservation for one of them?will we go formal, Casual, other?
>>20082985>your knowledge of electronic security systemsCan we have an after the fact PTSD flashback?
>>20082985Give jack her box of guns.Open ours.Send a clone to Sousuke's bunker with his box and a note.
>>20082985Relax in our garden.
>>20083055http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1TfPtwwc-U>>20083034Mio bought a sexy dress, we need to dress well.
>>20083070Something in red? And knee or thigh?
>>20083034He made reservations for Iron ChefThe chefs are iron golems and the losers are melted down and reforged after each battle.
>>20083091And how will Hayate deal with that, I wonder?>posting LG's pic
>>20083087Black, along with underwear and it's from Slannesh's Secrets.So we assume sexy.I say we do something with a suit.
>>20083110I can't load Twitter pages at the moment. Boo.>>20083140I was referring to what Hayate should wear.
>>20083091>>20083070many thanks.>>20082985i'm all for making small talk with Kraus and maybe arranging some time for him with his ladies, if of course he hasn't already been swapping data this entire time.we could also rummage through our gun box, do a bit of gardening or have a quick look around the house.
>>20083157You know part of me knew that, but another part of me wanted you to say that.
>>20083157i had trouble with twitter a few weeks ago, deleted all the cookies for it and it worked again.>probably not what you're talking about.
You and the girls head home and you decide to look into those guns that you got the day before.Susan accompanied you as you sorted through the weapons that you got.First, you took the Barret m82 that you got for yourself.Susan takes the TAC-50 and the MP5k.You also give her one of the Harkonnens and half of the ammunition that came with themYou then pick one of the crates of discount weapons at random for yourself and Susan does the same."Open them at the count of three?" you ask her."1." she says"2." you answer"3." the both of you say at the same time.You reach into the crate and pull out a pair of______WHAT DID YOU GET?**rollem** First to break a 70+[short/small weapons from 40k only.][unpaired ones will also count]
rolled 64 = 64>>20083243Melta pistol
rolled 96 = 96>>20083243Melta and Bolt Pistol.
rolled 41 = 41>>20083243Some sort of fancy Tau pistol. Im not familiar with their guns.
>>20083268You better mean a normal meltagun.
>>20083301>small weapons>>20083268Not bad but I was hoping we could get a haywire pistol or something
>>20083325Last I heard meltapistols basically have no range.But I'm not one that has good 40k knowledge, so I'm betting I'm wrong.
>>20083360Well it isn't a matter of range but melta guns are fucking huge.They are big enough to make duke nukem say it is overcompensating and refuse to use it.Their range is shorter than the melta gun as well but it is not that important since they still fire a beam of fiery death far enough to be considered a gun instead of a melee weapon
>>20083268Nice picks.>>20083360Meltagun has the same range as the bolt pistol on tabletopInferno Pistols (melta pistols) have half the range of a regular melta but are pistols that can fry a tank.. My question is did we get any dragonfire, hellfire, kraken or vengeance bolts to go with the bolt pistol?
You pull out a pair of weird guns that are unknown to you.Luckily, they have small tags attached to them that tell you just what exactly they are.The red and yellow one, a bolt pistol, bore the Emperor's mark one that also appeared on your tank down and on Jack's uniform.The tag tells you that it has been loaded with an infinite amount of Tempest bolts, electromagnetic rounds devastating against machines.The other one, a grey and black one, was tagged as an Inferno Pistol.The tag says that it's a heat based weapon effective against flesh and armor.Susan show's you her own two guns, both are boltpistols."This one's got Kraken rounds, heavy armor penetration, I think. And this one's got Metal storm shells, frag grenades from what I understand." she tells you."Cool."Again you reach into the crate.**rollem** First to break a 70+[medium weapons from 40k only.][unpaired ones will also count]
rolled 31 = 31>>20083479Psycannon
rolled 76 = 76>>20083479Stalker-pattern bolter.
rolled 84 = 84>>20083479Glavian needle riflePoison dart laser rifle that we could put our potions onto
Aren't laser rifles light based?How do you put poison on a beam of light?
>>20083583It's a weapon from 40k?
>>20083608Ah, even I know the proper response to this.WWAAAAAAAARRRRD!
>>20083527You pull out a pair of identical guns.The tags on them identify them as Stalker pattern bolters.The suppressors, long barrels, scopes and stocks told you these were sniping weapons."I got these." you said as you showed them to Susan."I got these." She hands you one of a pair of guns that she got.The basic frame was almost identical to your own bolters, but the shortened barrel, the absence of a stock and the chainsaw like implement under the front told you that they were much different.you looked at the tag on it and it said[Umbra pattern bolter. standard bolts.]"Hey, wanna trade one?" Susan asks as she hefts the sniper bolter.You study the chainsaw like bayonet on the one in your hands and say "Sure."For the last time, you reached into the crate.**rollem** First to break an 80+[Large weapon from 40k only.]
rolled 66 = 66>>20083644Rail Rifle
rolled 92 = 92EMPRAH CLASS BATTLESHIP!
rolled 71 = 71>>20083644Exitus rifle
rolled 31 = 31Vindicare rifle
rolled 50 = 50>>20083583It doesn't actually fire a poison laser it fires dart using a laser which carry poisonIt makes no sense whatsoever either way.>>20083644Psycannon
rolled 7 = 7>>20083644Exterminatus
rolled 35 = 35>>20083681Rolling for this
rolled 35 = 35A Deathwatch Sniper Rifle
rolled 62 = 62Necron immortal cannonOr a staff of light
rolled 34 = 34Comeon Immortal Cannon.
rolled 58 = 58>>20083671That's a vehicle, not a weapon.>>20083644Chainaxe.
>>20083671It's from 40k, and it's large. It totally counts. and since we have capsule corp badges we can carry around a 5km long spaceship in our pocket.
rolled 57 = 57Conversion Beamer.
>>20083671>Only roll that beats 80+Surely the /tg/ dice gods want us to have this.
rolled 53 = 53>>20083762It could be the size of a bazooka, in the shape of the battleship and it has miniature versions of all the ships mounted weaponry all pointed foreward.But that'd be retarded.Also some kinda Plasma Canon? Is there one of those in 40k?
>>20083671Special surprise inside?
rolled 51 = 51Gauss cannon ( anti vehicle )
rolled 37 = 37A plasma annihilator.
rolled 43 = 43>>20083644Tau XV-88 Broadside Battlesuit.
>these hilarious rollstime for food.
rolled 30 = 30I... guess the dice want the battlehship.Rolling to confirm it.
rolled 49 = 49>>20083780This sounds interesting. I'll roll for it.
rolled 62 = 62>>20083829Rolling for battlesuit I guess.
rolled 60 = 60>>20083644I'm gonna keep tossin ideas until one sticksEldar Vibro-cannon.
rolled 3 = 3>>20083758Thirding the immortal cannon.
>>20083671You pull out something that could only be described as a spikey coffin.It looks like some sort of HR GIGER attempt at designing a train.the small tag on it says, [1/XXXXXX scale Emperor class battleship model.]"..." you think as you manhandled the model that was as tall as you were."well... I guess Jack might like this." you say as you put it aside."Hah, you got burned by that one. Lookit what I got." She sows you a long black rifle as tall as her."Exitus Rifle." she reads the tag, "full range of ammunition. Selectable""Wanna trade?" you ask her."NOPE." she grins.----------------------------------------------------------Later, after placing one of the boxes in the lab with a card for Ursula that says [HAVE FUN WITH THESE], and delivering the other one to Sousuke's room with the two sideways golden glocks on top of it, you begin to get ready for your date.WAT WEAR?Bring anything of note?
>>20083849LG, you take my deepest wishes and you crush them.
>>20083849Suit and a nice hat.Bring condoms, because we don't want to be caught up river sans paddle.
>>20083849Thank you for punishing our attempts to pass off a vehicle for a weapon.No preparations for the date worth noting. Nothing too formal, of course.
>>20083849wear a nice traditional japanese outfit.
>>20083849A nice suit, with a purple shirt to match our new hair colour.And bring a glass-topped cane. Bitches love canes.
>>20083849Wear our fancy suit we got from piccolo, bring our flasks and kraus so that we can get our strikers out if needs be.Make sure we are wearing the urumi belt as well
>>20083898your hair is electric blue, not purple.
Twitter:>YOu want your battleship? you can have your goddamned battleship Oh LoL. It was more the dice wanted it.How did we roll so much and only beat an 80 with a battleship once?
>>20083911I DON'T CAREPURPLE SHIRT ANYWAYFUCK YOU
>>20083978and then it turns out the battleship model actually works and we can surf it into battle.
No idea. I never even broke a 50.
>>20083991We aren't going out looking like the joker.
>>20083995Just the shirt, not the suit.
>>20084004A purple shirt CAN be made to work, but it has to be the right shade of purple with the right tie and the right jacket. I've NEVER seen purple done well.
Comeon suit and fedora from our bag of hats.
After a quick shower, you change into that nice suit you got from Picollo's some time ago.You check with Kraus if you still have those reservations at IronChef and pocket some protection as you finish up.'Mio, are you ready to head out?' you mentillate the woman you would be entertaining this evening.'A-almost...' She answers tentatively. 'I'm at my room. 33-b in AdMin.' 'Then I shall pick you up.' you tell her as you head out of the door."Looking fancy there teacakes." Erica comments as she and her twin watch you prepare to jump out."Nothing less for any of you." you answer with a smile."Watch out for Mio." She grins. "She's out for blood."You say nothing and jump out to the stamp you had hidden in the middle of the quad.--------------------------------------------------------------You found Mio's room easily enough, it's in the sublevel of Admin where officers and personnel lived if they didnt have their own accommodations.She answers the door even before you knocked and opens it for you."H-hi." she stood in the doorway fidgeting in a beautiful black satin dress. "Just wait on the couch as I f-finish getting ready."
>>20084035Saints row the third introThe MC manages it by having a black / royal purple combination and having a nicely cut suit
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Husband and WifeNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>MAD SCIENCE at 0800 later>sorry for the slow thread, my internet is cocked-up.
>>20084079Oh god she's acting shy... don't fall for it!
>>20084132It's no use.Sakamoeto.. My one weakness...
>Mio behaving all shyI am defeated. You must all fight on without me to capture this pirate.