HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Down at the beach, Ted goes back to his larger form, and you have Kraus put on his armor.You set up some targets made of huge watermelons impaled on your forks and turn to the battlesaurus-rex that was your familiar."Okay Ted, let's see what you can do."------------------------------------------------------------------For the first our or so, Ted was naturally unfamiliar with his new equipment.But after running, jumping and flying around with the armor, he seemed to take to it.The weapons were controlled by him through a neural link in the helmet. he only had to think it and any of the ranged weapons would fire at his command.As Ted tested his weaponry, he admitted that he preffered the melee weapons; the tailblade, saw spurs and combat claw, over the ranged weaponry.Although, from your observation, he seemed to delight in using that laser monocle over his right eye. Dinner came soon after these tests.
rolled 70 = 70>>19945002Fuck yeah
>>19945002We should talk with Susan, see if she's gotten over whatever came over her during the simulation.
>>19945002Woo dinner! Fuck yeah!Let's make sloppy joes and fries.
>>19945048Agreed.Weird behavior from our friends should not be ignored.
Sounds like it's time for Miki to show up.
>>19945128>>19945048We should also ask Erica if she's okay now.She got hit by an Ayasaki Duet at close range; we should make sure she's okay.Then there's fussing over Perrine, can't forget that.
After dinner, and some time spent with the family down at the beach, you all head off to bed.What you found there was a surprise to say the least.There, in the middle of the huge bed, under the fluffy sheets, was Miki.She's sleeping as soundly as a comatose kitten, Erica jumping into the bed didnt even get a reaction from her."Why's she here?" Erica asks as she looks at the bed's occupant."I have no idea." you answer.WAT DO?[ ]wake her up[ ]find out why shes here [talk to?][ ]NGAF [go to bed]
>>19945165[x]NGAF [go to bed]Fucks not given.
>>19945165Just go to bed.
>>19945165[x]find out why shes here [talk to P-san]Tell him that she somehow found her way into our house, again, and if he would like to come pick her up, or if we should take her to her room.
>>19945154Ah yes. Definitely should make sure everyone is okay after that.We made someone who physically removes her emotions from her body CRY.I think others are effected.
>>19945165Wake her up. It's time for some crazy, dirt-hot sex with the family, damn it. Shit's going to get wild tonight, and she's in the way.
>>19945165>>19945197Yeah. P-san. The guy needs to keep better tabs on her.
>>19945154Fucking point blank, really.
>>19945165>[ ]find out why shes here [talk to?]Who was on door duty today? Jakob? Let's talk to him.NOT P-San.
>>19945235Talking to Jakob first is probably better. He would have greeted her when she arrived.Seconding talking to Jakob.
>>19945235Miki is P-sans charge and we have no notable reason to avoid telling him.He should know.
rolled 52 = 52>>19945235You would think Jakob would have let him(Hayate) known already.Willing to bet Jakob doesn't even know she's here.
>>19945272Yes, but not first.We should also move her to one of the other rooms, even if she will probably just sleepwalk back into the big bed.
>>19945286Jakob let her in, and she asked him not to tell us, so it would be a surprise. And she was right!
>>19945300In case any one doesn't recall Miki's Slumber Quest:http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/19694321/
>>19945291I didn't say first.Yeah, we should ask our footmen if they know.Agree on at least making a show of having her out of our bed.
Purge the infidels
You decide to ask Jakob if he knew why she was here.'J, We have... a situation here. Did you know that Miki was here?''She's still there sir? I'm sorry but I have totally forgotten about her.' he tells you apologetically. 'Yeah, she's in our bed fast asleep.''She came by during lunch, hoping to surprise you. She requested that I not tell you that she was here, and I seem to have forgotten that she was. Again, sir, I'm sorry.''It's okay J.' you tell him."Seems like she wanted to surprise us." you tell the girls."And she fell asleep while waiting?" Hina asks"Most likely." you tell her"That's why she wasn't in class this afternoon." Perrinne comments as she observes the sleeping girl.WAT DO?[ ]NGAF [go to bed][ ]wake her up[ ]talk to [Idols or P-san]
>>19945389NGAF'Whatever, I'm tired'
>>19945389[x]talk to P-sanThis would be the responsible thing to do.The girls are not going to happy with just letting her stay in the bed, after all.
>>19945389Move her to another room, contact... Contact the other idols.
>>19945389>[ ]talk to [Idols or P-san]Will either result in more girls in our bed or P-san punching our shit in.>[ ]Wake her upGood fucking luck she sleeps like a fucking Snorlax.>[X] NGAF
>>19945389Ask the girls about moving her to another room.
>>19945402A butler does not leave a task unfinished, simply because he is tired.
>>19945448This isn't a task. This is a sleeping person. It isn't a problem and if it were a problem it isn't our problem.
>>19945389Wake her up and see if she would like some dinner but don't make her go.The girls don't seem to mind her all that much anyway
>>19945389Just move her to another open room, and proceed to give no more fucks.
>>19945487It is our problem because she's in our house, in our bed. It will continue to be our problem until Miki is either back in her own room, or we've transferred the problem to P-san.
>>19945568That's not necessarily trueIt is only a problem of we see it as a problem.Otherwise it is just business as usual
>>19945568>Girl in your bed of her own accord>ProblemNever change /tg/
>>19945600It is when there's 4 other girls waiting to get in alongside us, and the one in the bed is the one keeping that from happening.
>>19945586Good point.We went to a forest and came back with a girl.We went into confinement and came back with TWO.This is really just par for the course now.
>>19945630It's not even the first time we've found Miki asleep in our bed.
>>19945630At this rate I am expecting us to open our lunch box one day and out pops another one
>i think NGAF won out.>So NGAF it is."Eh. what the hell, the bed is large enough, let's just pile in." Erica states as she grabs your arm and pulls you in.The others follow suite a moment later.---------------------------------------------------------------------Some time around midnight, your light sleep is disturbed by Kraus.'YA GOT A MESSAGE NARCO-RAPIST.'**ROLLEM**>Taking the 6thas usual, the lower it is, the badder it is.
rolled 78 = 78>>19945677Well shit.
rolled 67 = 67>>19945677Well of course we do.
rolled 71 = 71/yawhWho is it?Well, since we're up, we should work on another dose of that Heal Critical Wounds.
rolled 26 = 26so... I'm expecting an abysmally low 6th roll, now.
rolled 58 = 58>>19945677Okay
>>19945673That gives me hilarious thoughts."A-aren't you going to e-eat m-me?"(girls glaring at us while we look at her stunned)
rolled 42 = 42>>19945677
rolled 97 = 97>>19945721who doesn't?
rolled 51 = 51>>19945730Damn. I shouldn't have rolled that second time.Oh well.
rolled 70 = 70>>19945677P-San thirsts for our blood.
>>19945729Perhaps it's only P-san, wondering where Miki is.
rolled 38 = 38>>19945729I don't suppose a Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference will save our ass?
>>19945750Or Ami and Mami wondering where she is since she didn't turn up after her "check up"But with that roll P San is much more likely
>>19945761Depends on the reference.But unlikely.
rolled 61 = 61>>19945770Probably P-san. Ami and Mami would be for a doubleplusbad roll, because they'd join in and P-san would flip his shit.
>>19945791That would be double plus bad but hilariousI think he would quarantine Iori from us out of fear in that case and get on with trying to kill us
>>19945830>and get on with trying to kill usNow that Kyon is far more motivated in causing us harm, I think the two will make for a very ready team. They don't have to kill, to make our life miserable, after all. Not all pranks are funny, after all. Or even safe, for that matter.
>>19945830Wake up in the morning, Ami, Mami and Iori are all in the stack.Iori's response: "It's not like I like you, baka. It's just that Ami and Mami drug me in here, and I was tired, and the bed looked comfortable. . . "P-san's response: "WAIT, THERE'S FUCKING TWO OF HIM NOW?"
>>19945887That actually could workWe are lacking Tsun so far
I just remembered.We should make a temporary anti-swag potion, specifically because of this kind of stuff.Not negation, just reduce our swag for a an hour or two.
>>19945919I doubt it would work.Or it would be too effective and we lose it forever
>>19945950Yeah, I was thinking about that.We definitely don't want to permanently lose itAlso, how many families/harems has has Hayate inspired? I believe it's around three.
>>19946007Ichika and Sousuke off the top of my headI am sure there was more though
>>19946007So far, the harems caused by our existence include the Infinite Stratos girls, and the Full Metal Panic girls.And that's not including the swag that's rubbing off on Ayamu. Just wait till his girls follow him here.
>>19945729'*yawn* Who is it?''Ayasaki, Where is she?'Asks a P-san in a strained voice.'She's in my bed.''YOUR bed?!''I mean... Our bed. Me and the girls' bed.''YOUR BED?!''Yes sir. We found her here a while ago and since she looked like she was sleeping so peacefully, we decided to just get in with her.''That girl... She missed class this afternoon.' he tells you exasperatedly. 'So I have been told. Would you like me to take her to her room?''How deeply asleep is she?' he asks as you visualize him rubbing his temples out of frustration 'Like a log. A petrified log.''Just... just deal with it whichever way you want, I'll give her a talking to tomorrow. I warn you though.. If you touch a single head of hair on her... ''Trust me, I would not do anything to her if she doesnt want me to.'the connection dies and silence is restored.--------------------------------------------------------P-san takes a pull of the 5th cigarette he lit in the past half-hour."Wait... "if she doesnt want him to"? WHAT IF SHE DID?!"He chokes on the smoke and drops the stick.
>>19946066I hope we locked the doorOr the bubble or however that works.
>>19946066I'm hoping for P-san and Kyon to team up. Mike's pranks won't have anything on the kind of shit those two will pull on Hayate.
rolled 1 = 1Lets see if rolling from my iphone does me any worse
>>19946040Soon our swag will reach critical mass and we'll radiate it so hard it will pierce even the hardest of resistances. We'll start seeing seeing Rin and Sakura around
>>19946117Worse. Very worse.
>>19946066If she wants us to touch her hair there is not a force in the universe than can stop us.
>>19946099They'll probably just knife him in the gut eventually.
>>19946066Nights compromised, let's visit Jack.I want to know what the Emps gave her for equipment. We should give her assets a thorough examination.
>>19946141[x] Touch fluffy hair
>>19946090We still need to talk to guliver about a lock on the port stamp.>>19946099We're pranking Mike with Roof and Teslas help, need to remember.
rolled 84 = 84>>19946117Your phone hates you.
>>19946164We did make it so no one can activate it without knowing about it, by putting tape over it.We just have to remember to lock the dorm room door when we leave in the mornings if we don't want people just dropping in.
After that conversation, you find yourself having a hard time getting back to sleep.Around you, the girls are slumbering soundly with Erica being the "soundliest" of them.'Damn can she snore.' you think with a chuckle 'It's a like a chainsaw hooked up to a megaphone.'Of course you're exagerating things, but still, she's snoring quite loudly.Doing your best to fall asleep, you settle your head into your pillow and close your eyes.**ROLLEM**Considering the first 5
>>19946164We also immediately reconsidered it once he told us about the loophole thats letting perrine stay
rolled 73 = 73ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
rolled 62 = 62>>19946217We still need to get our Moonlight checked by Ryuu, now that I think about it.
rolled 91 = 91>>19946217Do butlers dream of dapper sheep?
rolled 37 = 37>>19946217
rolled 97 = 97>>19946217
>>19946199It's not even that the familiars are there and they know Miki is our friend so they don't see the need to stop her from visitingReally it is just something we have to put up with and maybe have a plan ready to get her back to class if she does this again
>>9946199We need to ask if the portkeys can have blacklists and whitelists.That way even if someone knows the stamps are there or get a portkey they still can't get in if we really don't want them to.I'm just thinking, you can ignore my ideas if you want.
>>19946245Maybe some kind of super-coffee potion, could keep her awake during class too
>>19946232Nah he tested it while we were in the sim by raining acid on usWe just have to go see him
>>19946243Minutes passed with your eyes closed, the count of the imaginary sheep in your head now at 1547.Still you are unable to drift off.As you imagined the 1548th sheep jump that imaginary fence in your head, your ears pick up the sound of sobbing.You open your eyes and check the girls in your bed if it's any of them.Ursula is sleeping peacefully next to Miki.Hina and Perrine are to your right.And at her customary place down by your legs, Erica continues to snore.It's not one of them.WAT DO?
>>19946417Go to Susan. Give her the love she needs.
Ah, another thing: we need to have Kraus analyze and refine the bear gummies.LG, how many gummies do we have left? I remember we took Nanohas tin.
>>19946417Check on Susan
>>19946417Find Susan, toss her into the bed with the girls, sleep in a different room ourselves.
Go see Susan, bring cake.
>>19946417Gently extricate ourselves from the bed, and find the source of the crying.
>>19946417Locate source of crying, apply butlery
>>19946417Find the source of the cryingComfort whoever it turns out to be and when it most likely ends up being Susan bring her back to the bed with us and have her sleep in amongst the pile of girls that are technically hersIf it turns out to not be Susan comfort whoever it is
Check the source of the crying.It's probably Susan, but there's a chance it could be Yuki.
>>19946430We never did get around to making a bear potion but I remember we melted down one tin full to make BEAR whiskey to prank the gnomes with
Who ever or why ever, we will not accept people crying if we can help it.Find source, console them.
>>19946512>we will not accept people crying if we can help it.Be careful of sweeping statements like that.Frank was crying once, you know. Would you have said to comfort him, when it happened?
>>19946532>implying Frank is people
>>19946544>>19946532Yeah frank isn't a person.
>>19946532We'd help him too. Summon some liquor, suggest he go talk to someone who could understand him. . . like Billy or Slanesh
>>9946497It was actually just one gummy per bottle and three bottles, I believe.>>19946532We wouldn't be able to help. We'd be to busy running away afraid.
>>19946497Speaking of the BEAR whiskey we could do with a side story to show what happened with thatOr a letter from the softness telling us
>>19946417You carefully extract yourself out of bed, missing the ease with which you could have done this if your watch wasn't broken.As you softly pad out of the room, your keen ears try and pick up the direction from which the sobbing was coming from.A moment later and you find it.Standing outside of Susan's room, you can clearly hear her crying inside.WAT DO?
>>19946706Knock, offer hugs.
>>19946706Don't even knock. Just hugs.
>>19946706Knock somewhat but not too loudly, ask to enter politely but straightforward.
>>19946706Knock on the door. Give hugs. We know what she's feeling, we know exactly what she's feeling.
rolled 75 = 75Knock politely, ask if she's alright.Don't accept 'nothing' for an answere.
>>19946751in before period cramps
>>19946792'Are you alright?''Nothing''Y-you too'
>>19946809In before she and Keima fucked in her timeline and she missed her period.
rolled 50 = 50>>19946820Fuck you
You knock softly and say "I'm coming in."Without waiting for an answer you head on inside.Her room still looked like it was when there was noone using it, the only real trace of the girl using it was she herself on the bed.She tries to wipe her tears away but it's too late, she knows you've seen and heard them.You walk up to her and without another word, pull her into your arms for a hug."It's gone... They're all gone." She says as she cries into your shoulder.Minutes pass, her crying seemed to continue forever."They're gone. My family, my friends, all of them gone."she tightens her grip on your arm, her nails almost breaking your skin."I lost everything I held dear. I lost all of them. And it's just now that it's beginning to sink in."WAT SAY?
+1 for knocking and hugs
>>19946909"No you haven't, you just shouldn't be sleeping in a different room from them. Come on, let's get you to your real bed."
>>19946909No goofus they are right over here
>>19946909"I'm sorry. Words aren't really enough for this. "If you'll have us, we'd be happy to have you. Come on, let's go to bed with the girls."
>>19946909"They are not gone they are here, and they love you. We all love you." too sappy/gay?
>>19946909They are all still here waiting for you though.They might not be exactly as you remember but the girls are here for you and I am here for you.When I said this is your home I meant it, the only thing preventing it from being what you want is yourself
>>19946909Maybe something about them still being here, even if there not quite the same.I dunno, I've never delt with a dimensionally displaced version of myself that split from me only about a week ago.
>>19946943This has a certain charm to it, even if it doesn't fit our sappy character.
>>19946909"Everything that is mine is yours. My family. My friends. They may be a little different from the ones you left behind, but... the ones you left have a Hayate, with whom they can be happy. And if they knew where you were, they would want you to be happy too, no matter what. Stay with me, my twin, and I will do everything I can to make that so."
rolled 52 = 52[x] CRAZY IVAN
>>19946909"I know that you've been through a lot, more than even i can imagine. But thats over now. You're back with your family, the director saved you. Please, i know it's a lot to ask, but you have to forget it. You cant move on if you let your soul get stuck in that lonely place. there's a place her for you now. You belong here.
>>19947012I would hope that's shouting "NOOOPE" and pulling to our bed and telling her everyone is still the people she knew, if a little diferent.>shouting wakes others>say same as usI think I'm changing my vote.
>>19946933I really like this one.
>>19947062No, of course not. A Crazy Ivan in this case would just be us leaping out the window, or bursting out the door.
>>19947079I said 'hope' for a reason.I can dream.
>>19946933>>19946943>>19946952>>19946965>>19946971All aboard the insensitive train!>>19946909Hug."Yes, you've been separated from your family. That sucks. It sucks more than anything in the world.But are you going to let it break you? Are you going to strive to go back to a reality that doesn't even know you exist, maybe fail, and just keep trying until you go mad with grief? Or are you going to make a life with your new family here?We all want you to be happy. It wouldn't matter who you were, what reality you came from, we'd love you just the same."
>>19947124But it is the same family homie
>>19947124That's just reinforcing that everything she had is gone and SHE ISN'T WHO SHE WAS.She is still Ayasaki, even if she's somewhere else.
rolled 1 = 1>>19947124I'm voting for this one.>>19947162That's the thing it's not.
>>19947213Denying it will just bury it deep inside, smouldering away, ready to flare up any time someone triggers it.Better to deal with it now and get the pain out of the way.Shinji just got a new patient.
>>19947243>Shinji just got a new patient.No he didn't. He just doesn't know he already has another existing one.
>>19947124Double insensitivity train on that oneNothing has changed for Susan beyond what she sees. The girls while slightly different are all there and all waiting for her to accept that her family is still there and waiting for her
>>19947216The dicegods have expressed their displeasure with your position on the matter and I am inclined to agree with them.
>>19946909"They are all still here waiting for you though.They might not be exactly as you remember but the girls are here for you and I am here for you."You tell her as you stroke her hair."When I said this is your home I meant it, the only thing preventing it from being what you want is yourself""No... It's.. It's not the same...""Of course it isnt. But it's still better than nothing."You push her gently away from you so that you could look her in the face."This may sound blunt, this may sound insensitive, but the director said it herself. Back in your own timeline, you were cured. Back there, you are with the girls in your room this very moment. I know you miss them, i know you feel like you've lost everything. But I'll tell you this, you haven't."She's still crying but her sobbing has stopped."We're here for you, we're here to support you. We don't want to replace what you've lost, we just want to be there for you. Let us be there for you."You pull her back into the hug."Let me be there for you."She nods as her tears finally begin to subside.--------------------------------------------------------------------
>>19947243Wait, are you saying that someone being away from people makes them not fit?As in, a soldier gone from his family for a year should consider them NOT his family, since they weren't together and have different memories.
After holding her in your arms like that for the better part of an hour, she finally relaxes.As she tiredly leans into your arms, you feel that she's about ready for bed."Hey. if you're lonely, you don't have to stay in this room. You could always sleep with us. I think that it would do you good to be with us instead of locking yourself away like this.""Y-youre right.""Of course I am." you answer in faked cockiness that gets a smile out of her."If you want to talk, the girls and I will be happy to listen.""I think... I think it's best if I just talked to you, I don't want to draw them into my problems.""If you wish. But if you ever change your mind, i know the girls would be glad to help you.""I know... Please, don't tell them about this...""I'll try, but if thing's don't look like thy're working out, or if they find out some other way, you know I'll have to come clean right?""Yeah. Thanks." she tightens her arms around you."You know... I could get used to being pampered like this." She says as she comments at how you are holding her in your lap on the bed."I'd be open to do so anytime. Now, why don't we go to the girls and get some sleep?"You set her down on her feet, get up and take her hand.
>>19947381A soldier can hop on a plane and go back home.Susan is in a completely different dimension. I'm sure the Director CAN send her back, but more than probably will refuse to do so.Also, that soldier's family will know he's gone, will miss him, and will be very sad indeed if he fails to return.Susan's old family doesn't even know she exists.
>>19947451You're redirecting.I'm saying:A soldier comes homeThe soldiers family that has been living away from the soldier welcome the soldier homeThe soldier has lived away from themShould the soldier act like their not his family because the soldier has diferent memories?The key here is they're being welcomed back.
>>19947558I wasn't redirecting, I was pointing out how the two situations are completely different and not comparable in any way beyond the person who has left desiring to return.Of course the soldier should treat his family as his own; because they ARE.
You woke up that morning as usual.Erica trying to bite through your leg, Hina and Perrinne to your right, Miki, Ursula and Susan to your left.You slip out of the bed trying to keep from disturbing them, but of course this doesnt work for your 'twin'.She woke up at around the same time that you did."Morning.""Morning..." she answers with her eyes trained at the floor. "..immaworkonbreakfast."She says as she makes way to her room to get ready for the day.Knowing full well why she was a little awkward this morning, you let her do as she pleased and remind yourself to talk to her later.You change into your tracksuit and head out for a quick jog around the house, and to inspect the grounds.---------------------------------------------------------As you headed back up the stairs after checking on Jack that morning, an unexpected message came to you through Kraus.It's Sosuke."Hey. Can I talk to you?"'I'll meet you outside.' he tells you through the mental link.'Thank you, I shall be waiting behind the dorms.''You got it, I'll be right out.'----------------------------------------------------------
You jog behind the dorms to find a tense Sousuke waiting for you."Good morning.""Good morning." he greets right back."So, what can I do for you Sousuke?" You ask him."Ayasaki ,Ineedyourexpertiseonapressingmatter.Ihavebeentaskedwithprovidinghospitalityfortwoladies, mycommandingofficerCaptainTestarossa andcivilianacquaintanceandformerprincipalofmineKanameChidori. Iwouldlikeyouradviceonhowbesttogoaboutthis."He tells you all in one breath."Woah man, slow down. I didn't get any of that." you say confusedly."Ayasaki. Commanding officers visiting. FEMALE commanding officers. HELP. ME." He tells you with a hint of desperation in his voice."Visitors huh? Well... for starters you should..."He takes out a notepad and begins to write down everything you tell him.WHAT PARTICULAR PIECES OF ADVICE DO YOU GIVE HIM?[exclude those already mentioned in the Sousuke Quest]
rolled 6 = 6NEVER, EVER, put your tongue in their butt. It is important you remember this. It will come up.
>>19947643If you fuck up, APOLOGISE, and promise restitution. NEVER OFFER MONEY. Presents may be acceptable for minor infractions, but usually you'll need to actually perform some task of their choosing.
>>19947643"this may sound odd, but dont ask your handler for advice. Snake doesnt know jack squat about women."
>>19947643"Whenever you interact with a woman, she will react not just what you actually said or did but also to whatever she interprets as the statement your actions made about how you view her, and your relationship to her. This never, ever stops, and tracking it can help you figure out what they are thinking.""If you get in real trouble, call me."
>>19947623We are currentlyArguing interdimensional existentialismThrough simile (which can't be done)On 4chan/tgIn an anime questAt two in the morning (for me)That being said:This is a currently physically impossible situation, meaning there is NO comparable situation.You're treating everyone as completely different people from their alt selves. Despite them still being themselves with different experiences starting only at about the beginning of the week.
rolled 14 = 14PTSD skill check to remember our time tutoring cram school. Give him complete course on:What girls are.What not to say to girls.Complete course on female psychology.What Tsundere means.How to tell when a Tsundere likes you.How to break the Tsundere barrier (Tsunbarrier).Each in under a minute.Advanced Courses:Romance.spend five minutes on this one.
>>19947643"Treat them both equally, if you do something for one you have to be willing to do it for the other. Remember Alcohol in moderation is a good way to seal friendships. When in doubt Kraus it out, just give him a call and ask his opinion."
>>19947757They ARE the same people, but the family is different (slightly bigger) and the split happened a lot sooner than that, and the difference in their experiences includes this family knowing Susan exists, caring about her, and accepting her into their lives while the other... don't? Doesn'ts? I don't fucking know.Also it is only 4 in the afternoon for me. Fuck yeah Australia!
rolled 78 = 78>>19947805 But with a better ROLLROLL FOR THE ROLL GODDICE FOR THE DICE THRONE
>>19947823Fuck yeah ausbro2pm here so that means you are on the east cost
Treat them like you normally would. But since it's you, when they find out you're...taking precautions, be open and up front. Also, I just feel you should be sensitive as to where someone named Barry is at all times. Dunno why I know that, really.
>>19947806>when in doubt kraus it outThat is both the single greatest and worst piece of advice you can hope to ever give someone
rolled 24 = 24>>19947874You know, when we do our time fuckery we should go back in time and give him better advice.Or we can give him a direct line to Kraus for advice at any time. Kraus advice is the best advice.
Give him normal advice and tell him to meet us down by the bench or something so future us can drop by and give him better advice
>>19947823Yes, the family is bigger. A lot of things are different since we finally decided to Get Shit Done, as well as Susan missed out on a lot of stuff right away the day s/he changed (missed slider and the waterskin right away)That's just how things worked out, we can't change it.It doesn't mean we should go THIS ISN'T YOUR PEOPLE, BITCH.
>>19947942You do realize there was no way to give a neutral answer, right?This is shit for Shinji, not us. If I could have given a neutral I would have.What you were suggesting would have made her introvert.No matter what, we want her to actually reconnect with everyone, no matter how you look at it.
And so, you gave him tidbits of advice that might help him with his conundrum.Aside from the common sense ones like how to cook for them and where to take them out to be entertained, you also give him some more 'unique' ones."If you fuck up, APOLOGISE, and promise restitution. NEVER OFFER MONEY. Presents may be acceptable for minor infractions, but usually you'll need to actually perform some task of their choosing.""Treat them both equally, if you do something for one you have to be willing to do it for the other. Remember Alcohol in moderation is a good way to seal friendships."An hour into your lecture and he still continues to diligently take notes.Finally, you give him both the best and worst advice that you could."When in doubt Kraus it out, just give him a call and ask his opinion."He writes this down, and closes his notebook."I guess that's it. if you really, really need help just call on me okay?""Thank you Ayasaki, I will." With a salute, he goes off towards the AdMin building.You head back up to the house to get ready for class.--------------------------------------------------
"Morning honey!" greeted an energetic Miki from the table where she and the others were gathered."Good morning, did you sleep well?" You ask her even though you know that her more than 18 hours of sleep yesterday should have been more than "well"."Ahuh, Miki slept great! Your sister is a nice cook!"It seems that she's been introduced to Susan already, "And she's nice and warm in bed. Just like you were."Erica raises an eyebrow at this piece of information, since Susan and you woke up at the same time, she never did figure out that your 'twin' spent the night there.'Well this is interesting.' she mentillates her own twin.'Indeed it is, sister.' Ursula answers.----------------------------------------------------------------Optional:TALK TO WHO? WAT SAY?
>>19947942Christ you sound like a childThey are the same person but a different variantHuman languages are unequipped to explain multi dimensional fuckery
>>19948076Ask Miki just why she was in our bed in the first place
What day is it in game? We need a calendar or something.
>>19947993Well, yes, that's what I was aiming for.We're looking at this from two completely different viewpoints and yet somehow we both want the same thing.Obviously neither of us is going to convince the other so I'm going to go have a nap. Was fun arguing with you though, you seem intelligent.>>19948076Talk to Miki. Ask about the bed thing.Also see how Perrine is this morning.Blondes everywhere what the fuck.
Ask Miki why she came over in the first place. This is still unexplained.
>>19948076>When in doubt Kraus it outErica. Mentilate.'I might have just gotten Souske laid. Or trolled the ever loving shit out of him....'
>>19948123Our children shall mostly be of the master race
Miki: Why were you in our bed in the first place?Later we need to talk to the twins about susan. Tell them She's(We?) going through some tough shit and they should help out. She is basically us after all.
>>19948167The thing is the cant do much until Susan gets comfortable hereEspecially since if they push the issue she may freak outAlthough Erica could just get Hina to help her recreate the original way they got Susan comfortable in a female body and sort things out
>>19948167We agreed not to talk about it. We can ask what they think of her, though. Segue from there into asking for more effort should be easy enough.>>19948195That is the worst idea.Get Yuki and Perrine.
>>19948123Thank you, sir. I believe you are at least not stupid. (I can't say intelligent, since you were simply doing defense)I would like to call it debate, since there was minimal to no shit-slinging.I'd like to discuss with you again sometime, it was fun and thought provoking.>>19948195That's what I was thinking as well. She needs to face the issue at her own pace, no matter how she sees it.
>YOu ask why most of them are blonde? it's your subconscious not letting go of a-tan Goddamn. I never even read HnG, and that hit me pretty hard.
>You ask why most of them are blonde? it's your subconscious not letting go of a-tanWe'll get her too... we'll get them all.
>>19948312Gotta catch em allSpeaking of which there is still one set of twins, pirate witch and possibly dem buns in orbit and probably destabilizing
As you ate, you asked Miki just why she decided to visit you."I missed you." she says with a cute pout. "We never see each other anymore.""Ah, well, you know you could have called for me and I'd have come to see you right?""Yeah.. But Miki wanted to surprise you Honey.""Oh, well, maybe next time, uhhh, try and not let yourself miss class.""Okay!" she says with a smile as she gets back to eating.Breakfast continued with you talking to the rest of the girls gathered around you.You asked them about their plans for the day, their general well-being and other stuff.Soon-enough, it's time to head out to class.After getting everyone ready, with Miki sending her Device up to her room for clothes, you and the rest of the girls jump out of the bottle and walk out of the dorm.------------------------------------------------------------->>19948110Thursday, your second week in advanced.I don't remember the exact date.Haha
>YOu ask why most of them are blonde? it's your subconscious not letting go of a-tanAnd here I though LG just liked white women.Song vaguely related.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ciyZ9M9P6c
>>19948311>>19948312That kinda sounds like its only the subconscious making all this up.(the comatose/illusion/Director's universe theory)Either that or Hayate is not really helping the girls out of the goodness of his heart. Rather, he's using them as substitutes for a-tan>>19948349You cant save everyone
>>19948362Prepare to protect susan from the rape demon we invented.
>>19948349And Keima, who we count as Perrine's twin when in goddess mode.>>19948372Or maybe LG's just trolling us.
>You ask why most of them are blonde? it's your subconscious not letting go of a-tanExcept only one of the blondes was completely intentional and planned.Erica dragged in Ursula and Perrine was because she fell for us.Miki we said DO NOT WANT, CRITICAL MASS when we met her.That's not to say we don't like or love any of our girls.
>>19948372People who say that are what I call "Quitters"
>>19948383Well I was thinking of the girls but yeah Keima as wellReally idol twins, Mio and Keima and we are done IMOA-tan is set since she is an important part of the plot but the rest we leave it as is
>>19948372It has been a large part of our character so far to not accept saving everyone is impossible
>>19948383Exactly, its been sometime since the last great lg troll>>19948399Thats what the subconscious wants you to believe>>19948382rape demon?>>19948414>>19948440I never said we werent going to try despite that, just to spit on fate's ugly face. But no matter how hard we try, someone is still going to be sacrificed, usually. Its like knowing you cant eat the delicious nutella-banana-desert because your allergic to it, but you ate it anyway cus its so goddamn delicious. Its a [plausible] fact, not the act itself.
>>19948440Yeah, we had a big freak out and almost punched The Dude because of that belief.It's really set.
>SUSAN POVAs you and the others headed out of the dorms, someone calls out to you."HEY!" A man says from where he sits on the shoulder of a weird purple and gold robot with tentacles."Me?" you asked confusedly."Yeah, You! I want you to fight me!""Excuse me... But who are you?" Hayate asks him."It's me, Ludvig Stahl.""Who?" you ask him."I'm the one you beat up during that training excercise!""The one with the cat?" you ask him."No, The one that led you down to Edison's."This confuses you, you remember the one that helped you halfway was a girl."But that was a girl...""Yeah, and like I said, It's me."You remember what happened to Hayate during your first encounter at the elevator.To reinforce this, the man takes out a syringe and injects himself in the arm.He turns into that girl instantaneously."See? It's me. Now, I want you to help me test this thing out." she pats the purple robot-thing she was seated on."You guys go on ahead, I'll take care of this."You tell the others."You sure?" your 'twin' asks"Yeah. I'll be right there when class starts.""Okay then..." he says uncertainly they head off to the academic building.FIGHTING TENTACLE ROBO.WAT DO?>>19948369>womenHAHAAAAA.
>>19948459>rape demon?Last Mad Science. Teleporting tentacle robot with infallible sensors, controlled through remote mental interface.
>>19948459Speaking from experience there ADF?
>>19948484Coat self in Slider. Tentacles can't rape you if they can't get a grip!
rolled 12 = 12ROLLIN FOR SEDUCTIONOf Female Ludvig Stahl, not the rape-robot. This distinction is very important.
>>19948484Hat it. It's a robot.
>>19948369>>19948484Oh yeah... the high rants. Sorry for accuting you of liking 3d pigs LG.
>>19948484We need something to destroy the tentacle rape demon robot in proper anime fashionWe need a sharp bladed object or massive energy blasts
Knife barrage.Coat them in molotov and ignite right after they hit.
>>19948521Hey it's worth a shot. Seconded.
>>19948487>>19948484Sweet jesus, that sounds crazy awesome. Got a link?>wat do?drink drago, cout self in slider or rebounder, tie tentacles up>>19948518>Oil-slick SusanOh God, dont temp me>>19948488Yup, good eye comrade. But only metaphorically. Fortunately, I am not allergic to nutellabanana
>>19948521>>19948564>Susan with a teleporting tentacle rape botThis is dangerous because Erica could get the controls to it then
>>19948564Hatting requires getting close and putting a hat on it.I'm going to trust the mad scientists statement of 'rape demon' and take it literal.
>>19948582Not if we give it it's own personality and eliminate the need for a control.I'm thinking Bender as the personality.
>>19948593unlimited hat works?
>>19948607That would work if it was a construct and not a machine in the real worldThis isn't the matrix yet so we can't start hatting real world tings and rewriting the,
>>19948637Yes, we have infinite hats.Still need to put it on by ourself.
You don't like the look of those tentacles, nor do you like the large rod protruding form the things bottom.You down a vial of Drago, coat yourself in slider and activate neko-mode.--------------------------------------------------------A few minutes later, the fight has drawn to a stand-still.The robot has had 5 tentacles ripped off it, but you yourself are suffering from about 3 cracked rips and a broken ankle.The bell warning you that classes would start soon sounds."You're good." Comments Stahl as she stood to a side controlling the robot. "that robot is too." you tell her.The fight ends with a nod of respect from both sides as you limp off to the academic building and she guides her wobbling robot back to R&D.
>>19948110sorry, was watching british spy movies.yeah it's thursday. date tomorrow with mio, therapy on monday (supposed to bring at least one of the girls)that's all i got for now.
>Hayate POVYou sat in class as those two girls introduced themselves.From their introductions, it's easy to figure out that they were the guests that Sousuke was talking about.The boy himself was almost late for class and he took a minute to talk to his guests before the Dude began his lecture.'Hey,' you asked your twin, 'How'd it go?''We fought to a draw. I'll get that thing next time.''That was Stahl huh? The tests under him will be interesting.''Tests what tests?' she asks you'I, and by extension you, am scheduled to get our data-manipulation abilities tested by him.''I see... I'm taking you want to learn more about that to control it better?''Of course.' you tell her.Learning about the multiple tactical uses of Towels was pretty interesting, you made a note to yourself to pickup a nice towel in town when the opportunity presented itself.In no time at all, the morning's classes end and lunch arrives.
>>19948859I'm thinking we should use our day off on Sunday to do some gardening and landscaping. We told Mandie we'd do something along those lines, didn't we?I'm also thinking we call in our bet with Erica on that day. Make her serve us (and Susan) cold, refreshing drinks.
>>19948859I thought therapy was always sunday, and was monday last time only due to Sousuke training.
>>19948879Every time I see that image, I think that's a cigarette in his mouth and a pack of them in the air, until I open the thumbnail.
>>19948893i thought we had moved it to regularly on mondays. could easily be wrong. don't feel like double checking the archives at the mo'. I've had it down as monday for a while now.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:DisturbanceNew thread at 2200 4chan time>MAD SCIENCE at 0800 [the fight with Susan will be played there]>gtg have stuff to do.
>>9948882Both of that was the plan.>>19948904You could be right, but I don't remember saying to have it always on Monday.What's everyones thoughts on a wiki?Should have mentioned earlier.
>>19948904I don't think it was mentioned but we seem to do it Monday's after class now>>19948882Expanding the garden, building the hives and building the pound for Mandy were our weekend projects
>>19948939It would help immensely for newcomers and for checking things, none of us ever thought of it because I don't think anyone here knew how to make one
>>19948959If you check near the end of the last Manic Sousuke, you'll see a lot of other advantages I thought of.Another one: keeping track of LGs tweetsAnd recording our own paranoia.
>>19948999I am moderately intrigued with this idea.what would be necessary to run it?
>>19949011Choosing a wiki host (like wikia, wikidot, wikihost, etc)Or having someone set up a server with wiki software on it.Should have the option for registered user edits only.
>>19949042given our detractors, registered user edits seems like a wise precaution.
>>1994889810 seconds in MS Paint.
>Fritz's and LG's twittersFritz, when you leave, I shall take up a tripcode as Dread Pirate Fritz in your honor.
>>19949068Strangly we didn't get any shit-posting spammers.Is that normal for the 2200?The restriction actually wasn't my idea, because I'm an overly trusting person.
>>19949115are you up for being a badass fritz?
>>19949119not today. but we're still getting vote-bombed in the archive. and they never stay away for more than a few threads.my reservation is that I would hate to see a lot of work go into something like a wiki and then 'lol i hate MSQ delete everything'
>>19949121I shall try my damnedest. I've been contemplating taking up a tripcode and a throwaway twitter for easier conversation with LG anyway, this just seems like the perfect excuse.
>>19949140"LOL DELETE EVERYTHING" doesn't readily work on a wiki, previous page versions are saved.I believe it can work if you try.
>>19949140I honestly wonder who it is the is still so mad that they vote spam this aside from Ego
>>19949162is there any reason why we can't just start puting it up on 1d4chan?
>>19949178Maybe it's Unfriendly Sage-kun?
>>19949199Not that I see aside from it being easy to be deleted due to open change policyOther quests have pages there after all
With my extensive and over the top plans an independent wiki is better.But yeah, it makes no sense that MSQ isn't on 1d4chan.Yes, even I think my plans are overkill. But really, overkill sounds like fun.
>>19949209that be mah point. we can at least try to make ourselves look presentable to the community on 1d4chan.>>19949238overkill can be fun, especially when explosives are involved. if the grunt work of getting the wiki set up gets done i'd be willing to contribute time on a regular basis to working on pages.
>>19949238There's no kill like overkillAnd nice to see you caught up and joined in, I was one of the guys who explained it for you in the discussion thread
I have nothing to do 90% of the time.Anything can be relegated to me, really.I just don't want to use wikia, or I'd already be to work.
>>19949255Thanks, it took me about four days I think to catch up.Just want to say, sometimes you guys get locked in extremes. Which is all I'll say on that, lest I hit an old nerve.
>>19949290what, you mean like 'we gotta do x or everything we love will burn'?
>>19949104Turn the candle into a stick of dynamite
>>19949297No, I don't think so.What I'm thinking of specifically was a simple WAT DO? time that everyone completely dropped the ball.
>>19949334>>19949290That's just tg at times I guessPart of what makes this all so much fun reallyPlus sometimes there were trolls baiting each side just to try and cause a shitstorm but really get two fa/tg/uys to talk about the same subject and 50% of the time world war III will start
>>19949360Yeah, it's fun to watch, and thanks to that debate earlier, I know it's fun to do.Just was painful to watch everyone burrow into extremes and be too busy shouting at each other to think of other strategies.