Take the last film you watched. Replace the main characters with Orks.How much is the film improved?
'Arry Po'a anna haff-bludd nobIt would be a lot funnier, at leastAnd it would provide an alternate explanation for why Snape is the headmaster of Hogwarts next year
the rocketeer; with orks
>Event HorizonWAAAAAAGHing straight into the Empyrean>WHERE WE'Z GOIN', WE WON'T NEED SHOOTAS TA WAAAGH
Hey, how about this:Find a game that wouldn't be exactly the same if you replaced everyone with Orks.As for movies... Ice Age 4.Suddenly, it would be fun.
I can't remember the last movie, but I have been watching a lot of Supernatural. Not much changes: Dean's a nob and Sam's a weird boy. They pretty much try to handle most problems by shooting them...
>Blue Valentine...I have no face.
Boondock Saints,Two Ork brothers and a grot go around killing the un-Orky members of their warband?
>>19926483WE'Z DONT NEED NO GELLAR FIELD WE'Z GOT A ANGRY FACE ON DA HULL!!!
>Dirty Harry.I love orks, but fuck you if you think a green fungus man, however funny, could do the job Clint Eastwood does.The only POSSIBLE way to make the story better with orks would be to have an ork in the back of the bus later on, who jumps up, kills the nutjob, and the story suddenly derails into a brutal campaign of survival as Harry tries to survive an Ork invasion, .44 in hand.And that's a maybe.
>The expendablesIt's pretty much the same, but better?
Dude, where's my car?...with orks
Shinobi.With Orkz.Oh, God, the wonder.
> Prometheus> Orks /don't/ make a pig's arse of a scout mission> Lots of shooting happens> ? > Profit!
>>19926529OI WERES ME TRUKK?!
"So how do the lot of ye know that dere is some Brainboyz up in there?""Becuz that is wot I choose to believe in, ya grot!""Oi boss, don't take yer helmet off! Iz not safe!""Wot are ya, a snotling?""Oi hafta ask, but did da Warboss touch yer gubbins the night before?""None of yer business, dok!"I would have fucking watch it, and enjoyed Prometheus a lot better if there was Orks instead.
>prometheus>retarded geologist sceneOI GITZ DIZ SNAKEY SNAKEY IZ CUTEY CUTEY! OI OI WOIGHT NO ACZID BAD ZSNAKEY BAD BAD WAAAAAGH> kaptain krumpa seducing the blondieYA BITCH IZ MEKBOYZ OR SUMTHIN? BEST BE BETTIN' MINE ROKKIT WILL WARMY WARMY YOUR JIMMI JABIfor the love of bleeding god why do i have to be ovulating now?> zombie rampage scene on the lower dockWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHDAKKA DAKKA DAKKAWAAAAAAAAAAGH *crush*
Batman Begins.If all the "Good Men of Gotham" were Orks, thing would rapidly get hillarious.*Gets hit by fear gas**Sees an even bigger Ork**continues fighting, but even harder*Arkam would be brutal though, if the riot cops were all Orks.
>>19926436back to the future part 3.getting into scraps, looting trains and a mad mekboy who thinks he can get them into the future.actually i don't think anything would be different except for the love story.
Sleuth (glorious 1972 Michael Caine and Lawrence Olivier version)I have no idea. Probably got hilariously weird.
I don't remember the name as I was mildly interested in it at best, but it was about a man suspected of rape but it turned out he was the victim.Well, with orks it wouldn't be as long. He would kill her before the act instead of looking for justice in court.And, I must say, it would make it much better.
>Bunraku>everyone is now Orks>It's the exact same just a lot more fucking bloody
>This is Spinal TapI... I... I'll just let you guys figure this one out.
The Borne Waaagdentity.I'd watch it.
>>19926580>>19926572>>19926536> prometheus mindOI BOSS, DAT GIT IS SLEEPIN DEM OUTDOOR, KAN I OPEN THE DOOR BOSS? DAM SQUIGS MUZT BE CHILLIN 'OLD THAR
>Indepenence Day>YOU GITZ DID NOT JUST SHOOT DAT GREEN ZOG AT ME!
GRUDGE 2 AND RING 2 THOSE POOR GHOSTS..
Ummm... Midnight in Paris? Shit, that's going to be fucking WEIRD. >Last noight, I WAAAGHed wiv 'ol Grimskull 'imself!>But 'ee's krumped!>But I WAAAGHed wiv 'im anyway!
Slumdog MillionaireSomehow I think it would lose its charm. And its plot, since no low-ranking ork could ever win "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
>>19926627>Those poor ghostsYer doin it wrong
>>19926625>WELCOME TO DA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>john cartermassively improved
>>19926436>Men in BlackHaving Jay and Kay be Orks wouldn't make much sense. If you make the cockroach guy into an Ork, then it works better. And it's probably funnier.
>>19926524Dirty Harry would work fine with an Orky harry.Orkz include the uptight Commandoez, among other breeds.It's also documented for Orkz to be exiled for not being fighty enough, or for Orkz to serve Khorne.
Dok Weirdlike or howz iz stopped ta muck about an' lernd ta love da bomb
>>19926642>What'z da korrect response to humie gits?a) Shootasb) Choppasc) Bommazd) WAAAGGH
>>19926665>Ask da audeeince
>>19926436>The Wild Huntehh, that may be a bit too much "muckin' about" for them, though it did have some WAAAGH! in the end.
Ghostbusters>...Da gitz look'n at me Ray.>When some git ax's if youz a warboss, youz says yes!
Reservoir Grots.The stuck in the middle with you scene would be a hell of a lot more bloody, I can tell you that.
No movies lately, but lots of Star Trek: TNG.It's... pretty much Deffwotch.
>ted>Now a story of a nob who has to give up his grot and stop acting like a git.I'm ok with this.
Butterfly Effect.Oh fuck.
>>19926701Duz warboss wallace look like a grot!?
Serenity.This. This is amazing.
The Amazing SpiderorkI can't even imagine it...
>AnacondaWell that'd be one short fuckin movie.
Haha, Starship Troopers, oh no.
>>19926764>ork vs tyranidsall my money, please have it
Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2oh, baby...
>>19926738>I killed everyone today...>But I haven't killed everyone YESTERDAY!
March of the Penguins. WAAAGH! OV DA ORKZ.
>>19926724Mek O'Brien?Fuckin' A, I'd watch it for that reason alone.
>>19926779And to top it off he goes back and strangles himself in the womb.Prior highlights include the latter segment of the movie where he straps himself to a deff dread and goes about trying to woo his love before attempting to off himself.
I haven't watched it recently, but Avatar with Orks instead of one side or the other would be amazing
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Warrior of the Lost World."We gots to get us one a dem MEGAWEAPONS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!"
>>19926764>It's afraidDamn right.
>>19926755WIV GREAT POWA, COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITEE.It'd actually work too, what with the strength = leader of military forces think the orks have.as for me?The Avengers"We have an army""WE'Z GOT A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Schindler's listIt would be a fucking comedy...wait, already is...so no improvement. Maybe it would be in technicolor.
V for vendetta.>neaf dis ere face gubbins is more den a waargh. ders a super waargh. an' waarghs are zog proof.Well ok then.
>Avengers with Orks"I have an army.""WE GOT A WAAAAGH!!"
>Da rise of da planet of da Orks.
Night Watch.Russian Orks go around defending against the dark ones whilst boosting through Moscow in nitrous'ed electrician trukks.Yes.
>What Happened Was>Wut 'Appened Wuz
>>19926815Oh god, that final scene>Orks full-on swarming a hive city just after the IG have been deployed>At least ten boyz hanging on to the train as it blows up the houses of parliament having the time of their lives
Citizen Kane with Orks.Rosebud would be a fuck huge gun.
the fucking marx brothers....mfw
>Evil Dead 2HOLY SHIT. SOMEONE MAKE THIS.
Sherlork Holmes: a waagh of shadows
>>19926823It would be such a slow build-up.>First part of the film is watching fungus grow>Then it's Gremlins>Then later the slaughter scene from Platoon
>>19926436>The Warriors>orksEVERY GANG IN THE CITY WANT TO WAAAAAGH US. BUT WE'RE TOO MANLY TO GET KRUMPED, AIN'T THAT RIGHT GITS?
How would any movie with sex scenes work? Orks got no parts.Just replace the sex with eat'n, fight'n and loot'n?
>>19926874Oh fuck.I've seen 'Stealer/Hybrid Orks.I can't imagine zombie orks are any more fun.
>The Big Leboski>YA, WELL DAT'S JUS'...YA 'NOW, YU 'PINION, GIT.
>>19926882that would explain the outfits lol
Saving Private Ryan With Orks:A slugga steals Da Boss' favorite choppa and is captured by Ordo Xenos. He assembles a mob of his best boyz ter get it back.
The War Game.The Ork Office of Civil Defense in Great Britain stage a nuclear holocaust scenario in rural and suburban neighborhoods... by dropping nukes on them and watchin' dem hummies runs about on fire.Turns out da best way wot ta deal wit' a big 'o bomb iz ta be da git wot drops it.
>30 minutes or lessoh god.
The Man in the Iron MaskMost of the warband is revolting against da boss, because his orders are leaving them to starve.Group of da boss's most loyal shootas find his long lost twin brother, teach him how to be da boss, and have the current boss replaced.When cornered, the group WAAAAAAAAAAAAGHS down the corridor, somehow avoiding ALL the dakka.You just turned a good movie into a FANTASTIC movie.
>>19926883The sex scenes are replaced with the fight scene from "They Live."
>>19926883No, the scene remains, but every time the ork just rips him/her in half midscene and just looks bewildered before roaring in amusement.
Last two movies.>Robin'ood An'Da Prinze O'TeevesAlan Rickman not withstanding, for whatever reason it's on BBC allot.Also, Die Hard would be glorious... Which is on AMC allot.
>TitanicUHH BOSS, I FINK WES SPRUNG A LEAK!SHUT YER TRAP, YA SQUIG 'ERDER. I CAN SEE DAT. DESE 'ERE ICE BURGS GON MADE AN 'OLE IN ME BOAT. BOYS, IT'S KRUMPIN TIMEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>19926833On a side note, how do you think Orks would react to the Hulk?He is da biggest and da strongest and already likes to smash things a lot.
>>19926975Avatar of Mork or Gork?Their new warboss?
>>19926975Warboss 'Ulk! Da stompiest, krumpinest, greenest Warboss to ever WAAAGH!
Oh God. >WE'Z ALWAYZ GONNA HAVE ARMAGEDDON, BOSS.
>>19926992Big and strong, but severe brain damage prevents him from being a proper warboss. Can't even speak, let alone lead.
>>19926925>Da Ork in da Iron Jaw
Flyboys.Fuck, even the title doesn't need changing.
JumanjiWER DIS KAT KUM FRUM?
>>19927015SO. MUCH. YES.
>>19927011>Can't even speak, let alone lead.If he's krumpin' gitz I'm fairly sure the rest of the Waaagh would follow him anyway just to get to where all the good fightin' is.
>>19927011>Hulk, can't speakHe can speak, he'd just have a 'umie accent to them.
War of the worlds"FROM DA MOMENT DA INVADERS GOT 'ERE, MET OUR CHOPPY, GOT HIT BY OUR DAKKA, AND FOUGHT OUR WAAAGH, DEY WERE DOOMED. DEY WOZ UNDONE, KRUMPED, AFTER ALL OF ORKKIND'S WEAPONS DAKKAS AND CHOPPAS KICKED THE SNOT OUT OF 'EM, BY THE WAAAAGHIEST CREATURES DA BOSS PUT ON THIS URF. BY THE KRUMPIN' OF A MILLION GITS, ORKS HAD EARNED DER TITLE AS THE WAGGHIEST ORKS DAT EVER LIVED, AND DAT RIGHT IS OURZ AGAINST ALL CHALLANGES. FOR NEITHER DO ORKS LIVE NOR DIE IN VAIN.
WAAAGH! of da worldsStompas errywhere.
>>19926608>BunrakuS-someone else has seen that movie? It's a real film? I'm not crazy!?
>>19927033Alternatively, he's the ork version of Kharne.
While not a movie, I just finished watching the first season of "Falling Skies""Needs moar Dakka"=Now the series gets one, maybe two episodes in and the invaders are now strictly on defense.
>>19926975>poor git, eez cursed ta turn inta a puny 'umie when he calms down.>ya stupid squig fer brains, dat's no problem! We just gotsa ta make sure eez always fightin!
Prometheus.same result in the end
>TransformersThe Mek's are getting ideas.
Kamen Rider Fourze and OOO Movie War Mega Max.I honestly have no clue, but I'm imagining a Warboss with Ankh's silly hair.
Full Metal Jacket>SHOW ME YOUR WAAAGH FACE!
>>19926436Muppet Treasure IslandWho qualifies as a main character? Because the premise gets increasingly more awesome with a broader definition.>Gonzo is a Wierdboy>Rizzo is a Grot>Warboss Smallet>Nob Long John Silver>Ships crew are all orks>Pig tribesmen are all Orks>3 way battle war over the shiny gubbins and control of the ship>Also known as Tuesday.
Alien vs Predatorvs Orks
13 Assassins. It.. would be awesome?
>>19926799Hivemind much?! I just watched that this morning.Megaweapon is so Orky it isn't even funny.
>>19926728That sounds so scary, on so many levels.Do Orks have Genitals to Mutilate?
>>19927042>>19927041war of the worldsmindFERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF>audience leaves in disgust due to the simply hideous level of mukkin about going on
>>19926975>Green Scar Hulk leading a WAAAAGH!Take MY teef!
>TakenOi don't know 'o you iz. Oi don't know what you wantz. If youz lookin fer teef, I can tell you oi don't haz dem. What oi gitz iz a lot a cunnin and brutes; cunnin and brutez oi gotz from lots a WAAAGHs. Cunnin that makez me bigger dan humies like you. If youz gimme back my squig now, tha'll be de end of it. Oi won't find ya, oi won't chase ya. But if youz don't, oi'll will look for ya, oi'll find ya, and oi'll krump ya.
>>19927174They got dicks, but no balls.
>>19927163Slap on some red and perfect.
>Fear and Loathing in Las VegasI don't... I can't even... I want this. I want to watch Muckin' an WAAAGH in Ork Vegas.
>>19927188>Ah, whoamikiddin', oi'll krump ya anyways.
>>19927188>If youz gimme back my squig nowI'm imagining a Kommando ruining everyone's shit trying to get back what is, essentially, his dog.
>>19927198Specifically, they excrete but don't fornicate. You piss on your opponent because it's humiliating and good for a larf. An Ork is about as sexual as a microwave.
Death Race 2000 (the original)Fuck. Yes.
>>19927241What if my fetish is microwaves?
>>19927243Literally no different, except Stallone has a smaller jaw.
A candy-colored nob dey call da san'man...
>>19927258go ask /d/.last time someone asked a similar question, Jetporn suddenly exploded into life.
Vertigo, one of the Hitchcock classics>>"Yuz aint pozzesd! Yuz is fakin! WAAAAGH!">>"U see, I iz 'fraid of heights boss! I kant WAAAGH up dem high stairs, or even git on a bomba!"
>Salòrk, or da hunnedtwenny days a' muckin about.As if it wasn't sick enough to begin with.
Choppa, vampork hunter.
The RoomIt could only be an improvement.
The Human Centipede. Oh Shit.>Orks sewed up by some Dark Eldar sadist...
>>19927131I imagine a lot of orks would appreciate the idea of a Kamen Rider belt, I mean it's basically a device that gives you better armour and makes you more killy.
>>19927258I think you're mistaking a how sexual - how much it desires sex - a microwave is for how sexy it is.Also, for your own safety, I would not reccomend trying to have sex with a microwave. At least, not whilst it's on, even if you think it would feel better that way.
>>19927311This just makes me wonder how vamporks aren't a thing in 40k. You think they'd have hit on that absurdity a long time ago.
>>19927333Who, for some reason, talks like a Krieger.
Drive.With OrksFuck Yeah
>>19927339Sort of hard to make a mushroom into the undead.Also>Jurassic ParkGreat Terror World or Greatest Terror World
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves:>I'z Robbin, uv da Lokksleez! We'z da orkiest uv Warboss Richerd'z orkz!>Well I'z Haseem, an' it meenz...uh, DA ORKIEST!>Dat Git from Notteenghamm muck'd up Richerd's Warband! So alla us boyz iz gunna krump 'im good! WAAAAGH!!!
The 2010 World Series
>>19927243>Deff Race.Frankenork - the ork who is more cybork than boy.
>>19927376"ZOG! I 'ate this Mek crap!"
The birds>>Humans replaced with Orks: Awfully short movie>>Birds replaced with Stormboyz: Awfully short movie
>Gundam 00: Awakening of a TrailblazerIt's not like it could get any worse.
Warboss Jonez an' da Last WAAAAAGH!"Umies! I hate deez guyz!"
>>19927363>Drive>every moment is identical until the heist in the middle of the movie. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Batman: Year OneAnd I thought it couldn't be any funnier.
>>19927333A friend of mine who collects orks joked about using the spare bodies to make an 'Ork Centipede'. I wonder if he actually went through with it...
>Flash Gordon...Orky Max von Sydow as Ming the Merciless...Orky Timothy Dalton as Prince Barin...Orky Brian Blessed as Prince Vultan of the HawkmenOh my fucking god, I'm so glad I watched this earlier today, so many scenes were pure gold.The thought of Brian Blessed as an ork fills me with joy.Cuz he'z da LOUDEST warboss of all time!
Paper Chase. I... Um... How would that even work?
>Troll HunterIt would pretty much be the same film, only in reverse.
>>19926510YOU SHOT THE DAMN SQUIG!
the last movie I saw was Soylent greeneOI IT'S MADE O' DEAD BOYZ!Not sure if better or worse
>RedlineAbsurdly high-speed racing in the future on a world occupied by a hostile empire? Shit, i don't think anything changes.
I- What the hell?This is the unorkiest movie ever.Maybe something about a strange little grot who lives in some ancient ork camp?But he would get killed in no time...Any ideas how to make that fly?
The Spektacular SpidaBoiThe movie is now about an ork painted red trying to stop an 'humie lover from painting errybody pink.
Space Jam.Holy Fucking Shit.
Terminator 2. An Ork Terminator would be terrifying.
I watched the Incredible Hulk.Wat.How does this even?
>Battleshipthe movie goes basically the same. a little less brother angst, a few more funny accents.
>>19927729And Ork who gets Bigger and Stronger as he gets Madder?Sounds like Orky heaven
>>19927693Wow. That is one bad movie.The only thing good about that one was the soundtrack.And that does not even fit in. WHich is probably a good thing because music fitting the movie would probably be just as badly executed and forgettable.
>Back to the Future IIOrks building a time traveling Delorean somehow makes too much sense.
>>19927790>Flash Gordon>BadDude, it's one of the crown jewels of cheesy 80s Sci-Fi. And it was made intentionally poorly for that reason.
>>19927805Only if it has lotsa dakka and is shot from a cannon.
>>19927790>Saying Flash Gordon is badThat's like saying The Rocky Horror Picture Show is bad, you're missing the point of things entirely.
The Avengers. So a Mekboy, Gork, A Kommando, Another Kommando, A frozen Ork from the days when they used to fight Necrons, An ork what gets bigga when he's madda, and a one eyed warboss fight against an Eldar trying to bring an alien race to fight them. I think the movie would end a bit differently, as they'd probably just leave the portal open and bloody well invade.
>Goldeneye, from the marathon of James Bond that's been playingI don't even.
>>19927835>Evil eldar trying to bring in evil army>Thor is Gork>Loki not being Mork doing it for more fightan
The Help. Ermm, uhhh.
Gingerbread Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver. Not that much changes, really.
>>19927956Replace stories of being a maid with stories of krumpinOr just replace the stories themselves with krumpin
>HellboyInstead of a demon he's an ork spore from spaceNo romantic sub-plot because orks don't give a shit
>>19927826Maybe I just never saw enough bad 80s movies to make sense of that crap.On the other hand I really liked the anarchic feeling of Tank Girl.Anyway:>MI guess it's a comedy about da boyz hunting down some humie-lover, featuring an extensive szene of grots taking stock of their hoarded scraps of metal and machines.And in the end they just remorselessly clobber that fucker, paying his babbling no mind.
Dune - O'roight ya sandy gitz, Iz da biggest meanest ork dere is 'ere, and I can shout so loud dat my voice is dakka.We'z gonna go krump dem 'Arkonen boyz.
The Hunger Games. The main plot involving the forced child murder Olympics is completely disregarded. Instead, it's now completely focused on the death games of a group of 24 randomly selected Grotz.
>>19927904That does make an awful lot of sense. So really, instead of being an awesome action film about a cast of heroes it's about two brothers working together to bring awesomeness to orks everywhere.
>Batman ReturnsYER GITS MUST ADMIT, I'M WAAAGHING ON THIS 'IVE LIKE AN 'ARP FROM HELL
Battle Royalesame as >>19927995 , but with more Grotz and more carnage. and better.
>REDLINE>With OrksA bunch of the fastest Speed Kult racers in the universe invade an Imperial Hive World and race againist each other and the entire armed forces of that world (plus one bioweapon) and basically trash the place in the process?Not much different from the original movie really
>>19927983Yeah, the thing about flash gordon is that it was modeled off of the concept of camp, like Little Shop of Horrors and RHPS.All of this is based around the precedent that the Adam West batman popularized.
>The Amazing Spider-manA young git is infected by a warp spider and uses his new powers to become the biggest and dakkiest of the warboss.
>>19928042>invade a hive worldya git - its obviously an active necron tomb world... using the 'new' necrons...although what Funky Boy would be - some kind of titan?
>Election>yakuza movie with plenty of awesome shit and Beat Takeshi>now about orksfucking sweet.
>>19928069I imagined it might be a huuuuuuuuuge greater daemon sealed in the planet by something or other. Obviously the occupying necrons don't want it waking upThe Ork racers couldn't give less of a shit.Great Unclean One would work I feel
>Ted>Now with OrksI can deal with this.
>>19928121The Myth.I just don't know
>>19928055Well, in that they succeeded.>Adam WestAnother thing about comic heroes I never got.Why the hell does one bend one and the same character into ten different shapes instead of just coming up with another one, or ten?I mean, there are alignment charts with only Batman in them.
>Last movie I saw was Spiderman>MFW SpidaNob gets more money in the opening weekend than The Dark Knight Rises does in its first two weeks.>MFW I have no face
>>19928212I guess everyone has their different takes and interpretations?
>>19928212because, the core parts of the character are the same, it's just a reimagining.not to mention you get more money using existing IP base than with brand new IP.
>>19926436>Prometheus>With Orks.Suddenly, the movie is good.
Amelie, with orks.... It's a different flavour, but I'm okay with this.> Renwaaaagh...
>>19928242>implying The Dark Knight WAAAAAAAAGHs wouldn't be amazing
>>19928304KISS ME YOU FOOL
>Redline>now about Ork Kults of Speed on the worlds greatest race/demolition derby>on holy terraFUND IT
>>19926436>SpiderOrkzSeems like your average mechboy to me.
>Seven SamuraiHoly shit.
>>19928346Now I'm sad that this will never exist.
>>19928346I think I soiled myself.The only problem is all the cars are now red, to maximize speed. I like the Transam yellow.
Ralph Fiennes adaptation of Coriolanus.Ummm...
Signs. Oh god, my sides.
Milo and Otis.I...I don't...
>>19928409>implying flash (yellow) and luck (blue) aren't equally important depending on the Orknot to mention Green, being the best and all that.
>>19928424It really doesn't matter which race is replaced with Orks, does it? Either way the movie becomes half as long and fifty times more entertaining.
Judge Dread, the movie"You betrayed the Waaagh!""WAAAGH!"
>>19928367Really, almost anything by Kurosawa would work well with orks. Yojimbo would be about the trickiest Ork ever what is tricking dem two warbosses to fight. Stray Dog would be about an Ork who loses his favorite shoota and has to get it back. All of those would be awesome.
Boss o' da Rings, dem two towa'sThree and a half hours of Orks wailing on each other as Chaos manipulates them. Then towards the end Warbosses Theorkdin and Aragork Waaagh! at the army of Chaos Sorcerer Saruman while big treeish Orks led by goblins Pippin and Merry siege his tower.I like it.
>Iron BossA rival clan capture Big Mek Tin'ead Spark in a kunnin' ambush and shove him in a cave with a box of scrap and tell him to build them a big zoggin' rokkit. Tin'ead Spark instead builds himself the first suit of flying Mega-Armour and busts out, but the suit falls apart afterwards. He heads back to his clan and builds a new suit, but his Warboss gets concerned about how powerful his Mek is getting and retrieves the original suit, modifying it with the help of some rival Meks. Warboss and Mek then face off in a titanic battle that rages across half the planet.
Black Dynamite.How would this turn out?
>>19928262Nothing less from America.>>19928285>Amelie, with orks.... It's a different flavourThe understatement of the year.The exsanguinous incarnation of innocent marvel in French levels of color saturation mutated into a dirty green British hooligan with a liking for everything loud and violent is not "a different flavor".
>>19928544Plus it's always fun to reimagine a character you like.
>The Sorcerer's Apprentice>Da Weirdboy's 'Prentice.Might be cool.
>>19928543Green Dynamite?Just change the voices to Cockney. You don't even need top alter the script.
Orks squabble over a drug which grants them supernaturally-perfect perception, memory, and cognition.My god.
>Lord of the Rings>how much is the film improvedUh, well, it just gets really confusing mostly. The cockney accents set the sides apart, though.
>>19926436 you just ruined "Ted" for me.
>Return of the CatWhat is the Ork equivalent of a cat?
>>19927330A thick accent within a thick accent...Oh god I just realized- Orkish Inception
>>19928646I'm thinking squig.
Good Will Hunting>ITS ALL YER FAULT YOU GIT>NO ITS YOUR FAULT YOU ZOG HEAD>ITS ALL YER FAULT!>NO YOU!>WAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH>WAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH>Just tell 'im i went to see a grot about a fight
rolled 31 = 31>AkiraMan I'm just curious on what the Orky names of Tetsuo and Kaneda now.
>>19928868Tetsuork and Kanedork?
>30 Days of Night30 Days of Waaagh!
>>19927019So Deff Skwadron: the movie
The Imaginarium of Dr ParnassusDr Parnassus is an Ork, the devil is Khorne, and the imaginarium is just KILLAN.Also they bash all the grots wot ain't interested in DAKKA and KILLANMarginally funnier, less heavy.
Uzumaki, Japanese horror movie based pic related. I'm not sure Orks and fear really go together. Although they'd probably be less retarded about dealing with the situation than horror movie characters are.
>Dark ShadowsIs a vampire Orc even possible? Maybe a warboss comes back from the dead and tries to get his boyz back together and trump their old rivals again. This would probably be great, over than losing what is probably the funniest sex scene in a movie since The Naked Gun and Hot Shots.
The Fifth ElementImagining Ruby as an ork ... oh sweet merciful emperor...
Planet Hulk... pretty much no different.
Goodfellas... with Orks.
>WatchmenOrk Rorschach, Nite Owl is a Mekboy, Yes, All of my money.
>>19929269Okay... what... the fuck...
>Schindler's ListI... I have no idea what the hell this would be.
>>19929269I lol'd so fucking hardYou, sir, are my hero...
so this chase movie called Legion, with a group of roman soldiers being chased by a group of picts in ancient britain.movie woulda ended right away, what with the roman orks deciding a scrap would bebetter than running
>OrkceptionI've been trying to come up with a joke for ten minutes. Do orks even dream?
Half Baked.Just a bunch of Orks gettin' high.
The remake of 21 Jump Street....I'm...I'm ok with this.
Waterworld. The villains are basically already there. I suppose the mariner just knocks the girls off his boat a bit more? Maybe the gasoline has been replaced with red paint.
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Lagann-Hen....I don't think anything changed.
Moneyball.>Dat boy ain't got any dakka! Wut da' zog you'z want 'im in yer waaagh for?>Cuz 'E krumps humies.Eeehhh
In theaters...AVENGERS?This...I'm...AW YEAHHHH
Starship Troopers. I replaced IG with Orks.
>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1OI, BOYZ! FOUN DA FLASHIEZ YET?!?NAH BOSS!
Every time that they're in the robot and just yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" in increasingly high-pitched tones replace it with "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"Done. Finished your entire script.
The Raid: Redemptionw/orks = nothing changed except people are green now.
>GhostbustasMY MONEY!WHERE DO I THROW IT?!
Spinal Tap, with Orks>Look, ya stupid 'umie, deez amps goes all da way up ta' 11, cuz that's, loike, 1 more WAAAGH than 10!
Scream with orks.The phone calls in the movie are gonna be 10 times more hilarious and the characters would actually fight the serial killer rather then run all the time. However I think the meta humor would be lost on the Orks.
>>19926463YES WHY IS THIS NOT A THING>>19926457Shit... Am I you? Well, since you posted it already.>BunrakuThere'd be a lot more choppa. COZ SHOOTAZ IZ FER GITZ
>Inglourious BasterdsI...guess watching orks smash apart nazis would be pretty fun.
Evil dead 2>groovy
>>19931362I lost it at that one.
LEMME SEE YA WAAAAGH FACE!
>God Bless AmericaOrk spree killers. Seems legit.
>Sengoku BasaraThis party's still pretty crazy, but I don't think it's crazy enough.Troublesome.
>>19931086/Titan Nik'd'the story changes entirely. Especially after it trips over that giant iceberg and Da Kapero uses this chance to loot the bloody thing
Immortals>Orkiez fighting dem humies an' da Gawdz. Dem Titan blokez too.
Where da boyz ain't 8
>The Hangover "We gotter foind Dug, Oi got dibz on his teef!"
Mishun Ta WAAAAGHsAfter a team of mekboy salvagers meet an untimely end on a deserted planet, the four best spaceboyz in the waaagh are sent to find out what the zog happened. Highlights of the film include a scene in which the boyz try with varying levels of success to play squigball in microgravity; and some unnecessary character deaths due to the orkz briefly forgetting how physics works, with much good-natured head slapping and chuckling afterwards.The film reaches its climax when the boyz discover perhaps the greatest treasure in the universe; an undisturbed lifeboat created to bring its passengers to the secluded plane of exile where the Old Ones fled after the War in Heaven.Naturally, the protagonists gleefully loot it and return to the WAAAGH with their prize.
Harry potter and the philosophers stone.there would be way less muckin about and more LES KRUMP DAT VOL DEE MORT GIT ROIT NAO!
Main characters? Wouldn't work as well as replacing the apes with orks. Planet of the Orks.
>Supercop (Police Story III)In some ways, not too different. But the outtakes at the end...
Uh, a movie about a militant leftist Ork terrorist group in the 60's?
>Wuthering HeightsIt is improved astronomically. Something might actually happen for a change.
>Kingdom of Heaven.Gork Wills It !!!!!WAAAAAGHHH AHKBAH !!!!!!>Der is Peace between 'Humie and Boyz. A new world. A better world. A kingdom of conscience...a kingdom of Waagh.
Hobo with a Shotgun. YESH. I can see it now, he gets a shotgun and becomes bigga and greena .
Moonrise Kingdom. Oh fuck my sides.
WAAAGH BABY! VERY WAAAGH!
>The Last CastleA bunch of ork prisoners fighting back against their IG guards? Creed-Level warboss leads the other boyz into a revolt?...would still watch it
>Real SteelOrks boxing with robots? I'm guessing they'd actually be in the robots this time instead of controlling them remotely. I'd watch it.
Brave with Orks? Words cannot describe how okay I am with a movie that is nothing but orks and bears.
>>19932744that's the last film I saw as well! (it was shit :-/)
> Prometheus"Ah dun't naugh wut dis blak guu is, but ah do naugh AH LIKE IT!"And the Space Jockey would probably get his ass handed to him in a few seconds.
>Captain America....Congratulations OP, you have completely fucked over the movie.
WAAAGHSTAR GALAKTIKARDEM TOASTARS GONNA GET KRUMPED HARDWARBOSS AD-'ARM 'ERMAD DOK BELTERWAAAGHBUCKetc.
>>19927216This is already a thing.
>>19931297You guess?Fuck you, that would be fucking awesome. Especially "Da Squiggoth Nob".
A Boy and His Dog...Not much changes really.
>>19931808Odd, it mirrors the adversarial relationship of Yarrick and Ghazkghull during the Third War of Armageddon.
The Turin Horse.
Do TV-shows count? Well then...Game of Thrones, with orks!