HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-You activate the potion, the huge explosion blowing the top half of the structure off and resulting in the bottom half collapsing on itself as it burned.You watched as countless pages blown of books begin to rain down around you like discarded feathers off a massive bird.'Keima.' you call in the report. 'Library secured.''Negative. The maps on our end say it's still a viable target.''What? I blew the building up already.'You look down into the rubble.Books burned and shelves collapsed as the fire consumed them.And then you see it.There, in front of what should have been the checkout desks was a bubble in the middle of the flames.A force-field, that when dropped a few moments later, revealed the Director looking up at you."Come." she calls out to you in an unnerving tone. FIGHTING THE DIRECTOR.WAT DO?
rolled 23 = 23>>19883200Fuck yeah!Kill everything with atmospheric bombardment, or nuclear bazooka
Well bombardment wont work in this situation. Lets send in a clone to see how she reacts.oh right. FUCK YEAH MSQ!
>>19883200send in the rest of the team to distract her while we charge up the tealaser.
>>19883200Did we grab the Davy Crockett? Or did that vanish when we KO'd Souske? Because if it's still around, we should keep it for a surprise nuclear assault.
>>19883200The lady said come, we go to her.
>>19883200Well, shit.Have Susan ready to absorb whatever the Director fires at us.Then try long-range bombardment alongside Gai.
>Fighting Yuki NagatoI honestly can't see a way to win this unless she lets us win. She is ungodly hax and we have nothing that compares, closest thing we have is broken.
>>19883200Charge all Tea Lasers.
>>19883389>closest thing we have is broken.And even when it was working, it was shown that appropriately powerful adversaries could break free of it's Time Stop.So yeah, we're boned. But we should still do our best.
Have we used up our clone in this exercise yet?If we start charging the tealaser, and then activate the clone right before it peaks and fires, what happens?
So... Uh... wat do?
I hope suptg comes back before this thread drops off the board.
Everyone attack together. Only possiblity is overwhelming her. Who do we have who's still active?
>>19883458Spam absolutely everything we're capable of spamming.
>>19883474us, susan, gai, erica, and naota. I think we have the most powerful brute force attack in the tealaser. trying to mob her and seeing what she does in response will give us more to work with, so supporting this.
rolled 2 = 2>>19883458Nigger Rig the Casseopia to the Dagger of Time and Klaus and see if we can't make some sort of timey wimey plot device that'll let us drop a steamroller on her.
rolled 94 = 94>>19883458Get nat100 and destroy her, accidently.
>>19883503I think the term is African-American engineer.
>>19883458Get all of the remaining team members who can do ranged attacks together and attempt to simply brute force our way through the Director's shield. We can see what she does in response and adjust our tactics accordingly.
rolled 21 = 21>>19883561Or get a nat94 and do some kind of major damage.>if not 100, ignore, if 100, do some kind of major damage. >Hack her brain or some shit.
I can't decide if we should try to overwhelm her all at once or overwhelm her over a slightly longer period. Probably should start with a big tea laser, etc. attack see if we can get through the shield. If that fails move into CC with ranged support from Erica.
Try to slap a hat on her head. She can almost certainly fight it off but it may distract her long enough for us to take her down.
Ask her nicely to stop.
Or, you know, we could always just go down there and talk to her for a moment?
>>19883672>>19883705You honestly think that's what she wants us to do when this is a combat exercise? Or that she will be impressed or in any way feel that our choice is justified?
>>19883746Come on. If she wanted to just beat the crap out of us she would have done it already.Really, I'm starting to think she's going to try and force some data manipulation out of us.
>>19883746Yes. The Director has been shown to be really, really weird like that. I think it's equally likely that she'll stop if we ask as it is likely she'll defeat us instantly if we ask.
Summon pets and take out our violin to play some pokemon music.Yell out, "You have met my eyes. I challenge you to a pokemon battle!"
>>19883774if she wanted us to talk our way through an exercise she would have plopped us in a courtroom or something. this exercise is about overcoming the bureau's defenses, and this is the last hurdle to that. I'm pretty sure she's not going to let anyone talk her out of defending her own institution.
>>19883637Well, Susan hasn't tried Unlimited Hat Works yet...
>>19883793This is Yuki Nagato. Her whole thing is data manipulation. You know, the thing we did to get the familiars in the first place? Only she's several orders of magnitude better than us at it.
>>19883774Last time we refused to take part in an obvious combat exercise, she docked our pay and put us in the brig.Admittedly she twisted it around so that it would result in emotional development for Yuki either way, but that just means that she has contingencies for most situations.
>>19883807I'll agree, that's an out-there idea.What I'm curious to know is what the point of waiting in the library for us was when she could presumably come straight after us and won from the get-go. I think the point of the test isn't as simple as combat.
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>>19883851why should she leave wherever she feels she's strongest when she knows we have to come to her eventually?Take the bureau, that's the exercise. capture the designated room or eliminate all defenders in the building. She's just the last, toughest obstacle.
>>19883851She didn't come after us because she knows she can beat all of us easily. The point of the exercise is to learn how to work in teams and to handle unexpected majaikal opposition in entrenched positions.She's seeing how well we can adapt and change our tactics to fit the situation, not whether we can win or not.
'Everyone! attack!' you tell them as you pull out your pistols.Bullets, lasers, shockwaves, sonic attacks and large pieces of rubble were thrown at the Director.She stood there calmly and muttered something under her breath."Database access. Operative Y.Readman."The scraps of paper raining down around her quickly coalesced into a shield, protecting her.As you kept shooting at this barrier, hoping that one of your shots would make it through, you see her look up at you through a gap in the paper."Trainee H.Ayasaki."She throws a giant fork at you. One identical to those that you use.You barely avoid the silver trident before continuing to fire on her."Trainee S.Ayasaki"She pulls out a Dustbuster and absorbs The energy attacks sent her way by those on the ground.She then fires it back at them making your team scatter.You watch as she does all of this without taking a single step.She, the Director, truly is the most powerful person in the Bureau.WAT DO?>add a roll>taking 5th roll
>>19883904Get in close combat, if there's an opening get a hat on her. With luck our data manipulation will allow us to slow her down somehow. No way we could fullly hat her but it might give us an edge.
rolled 44 = 44>>19883904tell the team to try and keep her distracted. find someplace where the battle isn't happening, quiet, so we can concentrate. get with Kraus and see if we can't interfere with her data access with our data manipulation abilities.
rolled 38 = 38>>19883942Forgot my roll.
rolled 31 = 31>>19883904SUDDENLY, HATSHUNDREDS OF THEM
rolled 64 = 64>>19883904ZA WARUDO!
rolled 57 = 57Ask Keima if he has any idea what to do?
rolled 14 = 14>>19883904Frontal attacks aren't going to work. Let's try something different. Try an indirect attack: violin music, try a lullaby while telling everyone else to get out of our range.
rolled 79 = 79>>19883904We play a song based on a memory of us giving up after telling the team to cover their ears.Thats a non-majackal ability right?
rolled 80 = 80>>19883904Tongue. In her butt.
rolled 30 = 30>>19883978Stop overusing the joke god dammit.
>>19883904She has a forcefield around her; however, it may be possible that she has overlooked protecting the ground she's standing upon. We may be able to get one member of our team who's good at tunneling to run away and start digging a tunnel under her. From there, they can dig upward toward the Director to ambush her within her shield, or try to collapse the ground around her and try to trap her within a pit.
>>19883964this is not going to be a pleasant night.
>>19883967Game over guys, everyone go home.
>>19883997What? That's not the 5th roll. >>19883964 is
>>19883963Our ZA WARUDO! is broken, and every time we try to use it before it's fixed risks it breaking permanently.
>>19884091What? When did LG say that?
>>19884100it's been so since the middle of the cannonball run.
>>19884100It was implied by the "you'll have to roll for it if you want to use the watch until it's fixed."
>>19883904Stand in front of her, and with arms outstreached wiggle our fingers at her.When she asks what we are doing claim we are taking her mind. Oooo eeee oooo woooo eeee ooo.
>>19884119>>19884124Yeah, but neither of those suggests we'll lose it permanently. If we get a 1, we'll probably just end up breaking time and having to reload. The "have to roll" thing is probably just so we don't time stop away all of our problems anymore.
>>19884147Every time we've used it and rolled poorly since that breaking, it's cracked a little more. We need to fix it before we use it again. Besides, it's already been shown that some enemies can restart time once we pause it, and I'm betting the Director is one of them.
>>19884128As awesome a suggestion as this is, let's wait until we get another 'What do?' moment. LG's already called for 5th roll, and that one went to 'ask Keima'.
>>19884147we don't want to risk it though. if we break the watch any farther than it's already been damaged, it might be beyond saving.
again... wat do?
>>19884205You said you were taking the 5th roll.
>>19884205...? You said you were taking the 5th roll, and it was to ask Keima for tactical advice.
rolled 34 = 34>>19884205Do something she'd never expect.Propose marriage.
>>19884199no, the roll was for the success of the decided action.Not picking that action
>>19884205i say our best chance at the moment is to try to break through her data access power with our untapped data manipulation abilities. Talk to Kraus and Keima to see if we even have a chance to break her connection.this kinda has the feel of a 'insurmountable boss so we gotta reach the next power' level type thing.
>>19884254...Huh. That's a new one. Anyway, asking Keima for tactical advice is still a good idea. That's why he's the leader of the team. Hopefully our attacks have given him enough data to come up with something.
>>19884297No it's not.i do it all the time.it's the ADD A ROLL thing
>>19884254Oh well uhAsk Keima I guess.
>ask KeimaAs you and your team continues to try and get through the Director's barrier of paper, you ask Keima if he can think of anyway to beat her.'What's she doing?' he asks again'It looks like she can duplicate our abilities.''Everyone's?''Yes. I think she can do everyone in the Bureau.''Dammit. have you tried going all out?''That's what we're doing right now!''Pull back for now! Let me try and find a way.''Roger.'"EVERYONE, PULL BACK!" you tell your team.at that moment, you see the Director use a very familiar beam attack."Trainee N.Takamachi"balls of light gather around her and shoot towards your team.You all evade the homing balls of energy, but Naota and Cherry are hit.With such a simple but powerful attack, those two go down.As you fly away towards the other side of the quad, you watch as she makes no further move to pursue you.>Roll for Keima figuring out a way.
rolled 36 = 36>>19884533Ha. Good luck with that.His answer. "Run."
rolled 51 = 51Mental Overdrive!
rolled 36 = 36>>19884533
rolled 35 = 35I'm gettin' REAL tired of this shit, dice.Once more.
rolled 21 = 21>>19884533Comeon "by playing the devil went down to georgia"....
rolled 50 = 50>>19884533Rolling
rolled 78 = 78>>19884533CAPTURING GOD MODE
rolled 55 = 55>>19884533What is "By seducing her"?
rolled 12 = 12C'mon then, C'mon! Lets go!
rolled 92 = 92Get her all emotional.
rolled 36 = 36>>19884559do not make me come over there dice.
rolled 26 = 26>>19884598That works. Good job Anon.
rolled 66 = 66>>19884625Look at me, I'm so edgy.
>>19884625Looks like we managed to get Landing Gear in a huff. Clearly it's already working.>>19884658Cut it out.
rolled 19 = 19>>19884674Get a load of this guy.
>>19884598You and the remaining others, Hina, Susan, Gai and Erica, regroup behind the still smoldering dorms.Keima has been silent for the couple few minutes trying to figure out a way to overpower the Director.Finally, he gets back to you with something that resembles a plan.'We have to get her unbalanced.' he tells your group'Sweep her legs out from under her?' Erica asks'No. Get her riled up, out of control.''Do we want her to be out of control?' Hina asks him 'She's already powerful as it is.''True, but once she loses control, it might give you that small chance to slip through her defenses and take her out.''But how do we do this?' Susan asks him.'I have no idea.' he answers.HOW DO YOU DO THIS?
rolled 82 = 82>>19884674I don't think he's in a huff. He just didn't specify which roll he was taking or anything this time so he has to tell us to stop at some point.
>>19884712The same thing we use every night, Pinky.Swag.
>>19884712Play the song we played for Wonka.But amplify that bitch. Use the memory of our parents.
>>19884712We can start by trying music. Something that boils the blood. All of our anger at our parents. Memories of Kuu's eye melting in the fire that our father was using to grill a fish. Of when we found out that they had pawned off the violin we received from Grandfather. Of when we found the note telling us that they had sold our organs to the Yakuza.
>>19884712Hayate. The slutty maid outfit that Susan has. He's going to give her a sultry burlesque show.
>>19884791Why just one? All of those memories together.Gentlemen, tonight we compose an epic.
rolled 81 = 81Musictech- Journey of a Lifetime
>>19884712ask her how she feels about our data manipulation powers, knowing how we've overridden her programs as easily as putting on a hat, that the carefully crafted simulations she's constructed, we bulldoze through because we want more friends.
rolled 27 = 27>>19884841>Note: Not an actual song, just a neat name.
>>19884712also, pretty sure hina got taken out in Sosuke's room.
>>19884909Yeah, goddammit Im out of it today.So it's just you susan, Gai and Erica
>>19884921purchase overload? can't handle all the new shiny toys?
I agree with the music idea, but I'm not sure how effective it will be. We all know the Director is cold as Pluto.We need to do something along the lines of what we do to Sosuke, i.e. DEAGLES ARE THE BEST etc.
>>19885061Hey Director! Kyon says sleeping with you is like sticking your dick into an ice bag, cold and rigid.
'I have an idea...' you tell everyone as you pull out your violin.Susan raises an eyebrow and says, "But are you sure that will work?""No. But we can try right?""Then let me help."You pull out the shrinking piano and hand it to her."You remember how to play right?""How could I forget?" "Gai, Erica, We need you two to keep her distracted as we get started." You tell the other two."You got it.""Sure."Now with a flimsy plan in hand, you head back to the Library.------------------------------------------------------The Director stood there waiting for you, her defenses now dropped again.Gai and Erica rush forwards as you and Susan get ready to play.WAT DO YOU USE FOR YOUR SONG?>>19884970This mr.donut playset is too much fun.Right now i'm setting up the riders in it
>>19885127That would just piss off Kyon.The only thing we've seen that even comes close to getting an emotional reaction out of the Director is our hatting of her constructs.>>19885157Frustration. All the times things went wrong in the most annoying, irritating way possible.
>>19885157Anger and betrayal. Using the memories listed here: >>19884791
>>19885219And if that doesn't work, start playing the Sexual Frustration Song. She might drop out of the sim to go jump Kyon.
rolled 44 = 44>>19885157Everything.
>>19885234>Sexual Frustration SongI love it.
rolled 54 = 54the seduction of Yukimemories of seducing and making out with her construct/double
>>19885234I love it, but you know that would have some collateral damage
>>19885157>Crab and BeerWAT.
rolled 15 = 15the friendship songmemories of befriending all of her constructs with hats
>>19885321Japan's crazy, didn't you know?
rolled 47 = 47>>19885303ALL OF MY GUPTAS
>>19885359Squid and Beer?
rolled 34 = 34Inspire courage!
>>19885219>>19885234this seems like a logical plan.
>>19885401Beer mug made of dried squid, so that once you finish drinking the beer, you eat the mug.
rolled 46 = 46>>19885157Mexican hat dance, and then hat her at the end to see if something happens.
You begin to play your most powerful of emotions, frustration.The frustration you felt each and everyday when you were living with those people that were your parents.The frustration you felt each time you could not do anything for yourself.The frustration of having everything good in your life taken away.As your bow moved across the strings, Susan's fingers danced across the piano's keys.---------------------------------------------------------------------->SUSAN POV.The very first notes gave you a clue of what this song was about. It's clearly a song of frustration with a whole lot of anger thrown in.You remember one of those frustrating times.You remember it clearly.Infact, it's connected to how you're able to play a piano right now.13 years old. Somewhere near Hokkaido.Your parents moved here to run from debt collectors as usual, and of course brought you with them.With the two partaking non-stop of the area's gambling dens, racetracks and pachinko parlors, it was up to you to earn your keep.And so, you found work as an errand-boy at a local church.
>>19885536>errand boyOh thank god. I thought it said "Altar Boy" for a moment.
>>19885536IT'S PTSD TIME>NO, DAD! NO!
>>19885556I probably shouldn't have laughed but I totally did.>>19885577Oh my, yes.You should have been expecting, man.
>>19885556What makes you think that it didn't end up as 'altar boy'?
>>19885640Because I seriously doubt Altar Boy pays.
PTSD , how i missed yea>>19885651The priest could be giving him 'gifts of goodwill' for the services he has "rendered".
>>19885536You never were the religious kind.In-fact, you only viewed religion in terms of business and cash.But as you spent your days there cleaning the aisles, dusting the statues and doing what else needed to be done, you can't but help to admire the devotion the people of that congregation put into that structure.The work wasn't easy, but it wasn't back-breaking either.And the pay was not too bad.Everyday you worked so that you could pay the rent and afford just enough to eat.Sundays were supposed to be your day-off but you still showed up there to do random jobs for free and to get away from that dark dingy apartment.On your first Sunday there, the very first celebration of mass that you were part of, you met her.Sister Angeline. A missionary from somewhere in Europe, she lived in the adjoining convent and played the organ for the choir.She was stunning, 20 years old and hair the color of corn.You were captivated by her. You were drawn to her.After that first mass, as you helped clean the church, you ran your fingers across the keys of the organ."are you interest in playing?" She asks in that adorably imperfect Japanese of hers.You wanted to say no, but instead you awkwardly nodded your head. And with that, your lessons began.
>>19885719Oh, this is going to end in tears, isn't it.
>She was stunning, 20 years old and hair the color of corn.>You were captivated by her. You were drawn to her.All right how did they fuck us over this time?
>>19885823Caught in a drive-by shooting when she came by to visit our house to rescue us from our horrible parents because our parents pickpocketed some Yakuza?
>>19885853Of that is it we eject from this simulation, go to thee stargate, go home and kill the shit out of them. No hesitation.
>>19885887something horrible will happen to sister angeline OR she will turn out to be horrible.
>>19885823Hayate's parents paid of the yakuza by offering the nun as 'collateral'. She was then taken to serve in the gang's . . service houses. The priesthood was silenced by the parents when they offerd Hayate to one priest whose definition of love to others leaned heavily on the physical
>>19885924Something's going to happen to her. "The grimmest darkness is when something nice ALMOST happens."
>>19885719For a few minutes every other day, the two of you got together and she'd teach you to play.You picked up the lessons quickly, owing to your decent muscle memory and your now blossoming desire to actually learn.You loved those moments, you enjoyed those moments.And you were not quite sure, but you think you were in-love with her too.Those days of working at the church and learning from Angeline seemed like, they would never end.But of course, they did.One night, as your father again asked you for money to "build dreams" with, you accidentally showed him your pay envelop.He never once before showed any interest on how you got your money, but now that he say the church's name on that brown piece of paper, he was suddenly inquisitive.He asked about the working conditions, if you liked it there.He also asked a whole lot about what fixtures were in the church and what pieces of art they had.Surprised that he, your aloof father, would be so interested in something you enjoyed, you unwittingly told him all that you knew that night.The rest of the week passed by with no further incident, your skills now good enough that you could play half of the church's hymns from memory.But after that, things just went south.
>>19885950The Yakuza tend to have some sense of honor, and one aspect of that is "you can't sell what isn't yours".Don't ask.
A rainy, gloomy Monday.You went to the church to clean the gutters but gathered policemen stopped you from even getting close."What's going on?" you asked one of them"There's been a robbery. We can't let anyone in today kid."After he asked you some basic questions and jotting down your name, you were sent back home."Pack your bags! We're moving back to Tokyo!"These were the words that greeted you as you entered that small apartment.As your mother was frantically shoving clothes into her bag with a wry smile, your father pulled your clothes out of the closet and threw them at you.You moved that day, never to return to the south, never to see her again.That large, tightly wound wad of cash that you saw your father take out to pay for your tickets would stay in your mind for as long as you lived.
>>19886018Isee, well that nice. Pity the gangs here dont share that sentiment. Wish they did, the thieving bastard scum.>>19886037Well, at least nothing happened to the sister. Thats something
>>19886053With our luck, she was in their cleaning when our father robbed the place and he stabbed her. They just didn't want to tell such a small child that their teacher was murdered.
>>19886053>at least nothing happened to the sister.Oh, but who knows what happened afterwards.
>>19886053She was wrongly blamed, fired, excommunicated, and imprisoned for life where she was repeatedly raped by bull dykes.Such is life in Hayate's home dimension.
>>19886037This memory added to the ocean of frustration you were drawing the song from.The two matching melodies began to intertwine and meld as you and your male 'twin' played your hearts out.You see the music begin to take effect on your two teammates.Erica is beginning to miss her shots, Gai's movements begin to lose their strong grace.The two of you play harder and watch the Director, seeing if she herself would be affected.**ROLLEM**>taking the best roll after a minute.
>>19886037Any way to get Kraus to look over our dimensions records about this? This is something we should follow up on.
>>19886107You forgot the part where she contracted AIDS, and died a long, painful, wasting death. Cursing God with her dying breath.
rolled 38 = 38>>19886117go
rolled 61 = 61>>19886117
rolled 64 = 64>>19886117ROLL ROLL ROLL
rolled 13 = 13>>19886117Again
rolled 35 = 35>>19886117
rolled 26 = 26>>19886117
rolled 6 = 6>>19886117rollinWe really should get back to our universe and send the 2 sacks of flesh that call themselves "Ayasaki" to hell.
rolled 25 = 25>>19886117more
rolled 74 = 74Let's go.
rolled 25 = 25>>19886117Rolling
rolled 24 = 24>>19886117
>>19886117and roll high please?
rolled 2 = 2>>19886145How did you manage to screw that up.
rolled 99 = 99oh god they're so bad
rolled 46 = 46>>19886117One more try.
rolled 3 = 3C'mon! C'mon! Wallow in sadness!Listen to the Sonata of Despair!
>>19886131Not awful>>19886148Yes, run it by Yuki.
rolled 77 = 77Cry you heartless robot!
rolled 58 = 58>>19886164>mfw I rolled that
rolled 93 = 93One more
rolled 34 = 34>>19886164All of the tears.
>>19886164>have one minute to roll good>get 99>check time>missed by one minute>laughter of spiteful dice
>>19886181mfw it's 3 mins late.Oh well, she is the director for a reason.
rolled 22 = 22M-maybe he's not going by literal posting time you guysmaybe he's got a stop watch that started after the first roll!y-yeah...
>>19886181Too bad you weren't fast enough. Best roll in a minute was>>19886150
>>19886148Yes! Lets! We won't just shoot the bastards, we're cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our landraider!
Goddammit. One minute's barely enough time for people to refresh. Sometimes LG posts and it takes like three minutes to get even one reply.
>>19886252Indeed. One minute is a bit of a farcical deadline.
>>19886268Maybe LG meant one minute starting from the first roll?
>>19886268>>19886252Were fighting someone who, in canon, can hack reality. 1 min is sensible.
>>19886150She stood there against the two attackers, her defense as good as it would be.But you see something, she's fractionally slower.It's not much but it's there.'It's getting to her. MORE!' you tell your male self.He nods at you and puts his shoulder into his playing.The two of you continue this musical attack.**ROLLEM**You must beat an 80+ in the first 5 rolls
>>19886297If everyone saw the post the absolute second it went up, sure. And could submit their posts with no lag whatsoever.The physical limitations of the medium make that short a deadline grossly impractical.
rolled 99 = 99CRY, DAMNIT.
rolled 94 = 94>>19886343
rolled 74 = 74>>19886343Rawl
>>19886365That's it, we're done. Everyone stop rolling.
rolled 17 = 17>>19886343Rollin
rolled 87 = 87>>19886365>>19886367Holy shit.
rolled 13 = 13>>19886365Welp.
>>19886365Game over. We have seen the enemy and she is ours.
rolled 35 = 35>>19886343Go! Play out the song of our life!
>>19886365The song finally gets the better of your teammates.Gai is now down on one knee.Erica has dropped her gun is beginning to cry.You look up at the Director and see confusedly trying to wipe the first few tears taht are beginning to drip from her eyes.WAT DO?>team incapacitated>director suitable affected
>>19886619Keep playing.PLAY UNTIL WE BREAK THEM
>>19886619Keep playing and ask the Director to end the exercise here.
>>19886619This is the opening we've been waiting for.Tea Laser, Full Power.
>>19886619Summon all familiars, continue playing.
rolled 16 = 16>>19886619Break them all.
>>19886619Play the song of our first friend, the ones whose parents, got swindled by our own and began hating us.It's our win if we make the director break down and cry.
rolled 92 = 92Reach to the mind blowing climax and then hit her over the head with the instruments.
>>19886634Why do you want to break Erica and Gai?You really want to inflict emotional pain on our friends?Wasn't making Sakura cry enough?
>>19886619Susan keeps playing, we keep playing, as we tele... shit, can't teleport without the watch. We slowly approach Nagato, then use the violin's orichalcum strings in their garrote function.
>>19886619Let's do this like a fashionable fucker.Summon a saucer and continue playing, louder and louder, higher and higher as we rise above the ruins of the library until in a triumphant crescendo, we drop any and all of our remaining molotov on the director's head.
>>19886619Walk over to her while susan continues to play on the piano."Do you understand why I am the way that I am? I am sick from loss, from betrayal and abuse. Life would throw good things my way only to taunt me and then take them away for petty cash. Time after time after time. I won't go back to that, ever. I control my own fate now, and no one can stop me. My name is Hayate Ayasaki, and my suffering is known unto the heavens."and then stab her.
>>19886659Give her a hug, then snap her neck? Sounds good.Also, I want to see whether this affected anyone observing the sim. We may have just broken half the bureau.
>>19886700That kinda thing, yeah. Lookout's is good, too.
>>19886696Might as well do this. Doubt it'll work without a good roll.
>>19886696Well, there's a "I just put on the villain hat" speech if I ever saw one.
rolled 46 = 46... Why the hell should we talk?That just gives her a chance to respond.>ducturea RISEoh god what
>>19886758>giving her a chance to respondThat implies we wait.>anive DaughterWh-what? What are you trying to say, Captcha?
>>19886754maybe could have not used the 'and no one can stop me' but it felt right.can't wait to long to put down a rp response or the decision will already have been made, and I'm just trying to have some fun rping.>>19886758the director has chosen us to be Yuki's new gaurdian, which to an extent has to do with her judgement of our character. this is a way for her to get it straight from the horse's mouth.
>>19886619You walk over to her as Susan continues to play,approaching her slowly while still adding your own to the music."Director. Are you okay?" You ask when finally in striking distance."Unknown. What is this?" she asks as she continues to confusedly wipe away her tears."Those are tears ma'am, it happens when people feel bad.""Tears? I... I am in need of some thing.""A handkerchief?""...no.""A tissue?""...no.""A hug?""...yes. I require a hug." she says with a nod.You stop playing and give her a hug.DIRECTOR NOW IN CHOKING RANGE.WAT DO?**add a roll**>considering the first 5
>>19886842Snap her neck. Quick and simple.
rolled 35 = 35>>19886842Detonate all Molotov we have.
rolled 35 = 35>>19886850Forgot to fucking roll.
rolled 67 = 67>>19886842orichalcum garrote.
rolled 14 = 14>>19886842Shank her.
Hug her. Then literally stab her in the back and apologize for it.
rolled 38 = 38>>19886842"Will you stand down?"At any hint that she won't say yes, "I'm sorry." as we snap her neck.
rolled 100 = 100>>19886842Hug her and tell her everything is going to be okay.Pat her shoulder five times, and mention that by this point we could have strangled her, but that would be befitting of a butler.
rolled 42 = 42lets go
rolled 14 = 14>>19886842Ask her politely to surrender, rather than make us betray the small show of trust she's given us.
rolled 43 = 43Detonate all of our stock of Molotov
rolled 36 = 36>>19886842Give her a big hug and pat her back, then ask her to end the simulation so we can go do something that'll make her laugh.
rolled 97 = 97>>19886842or say"I'll give you a hug if you leave the library"
rolled 7 = 7>>19886871>>19886873hahahahahahaha.
>>19886873Dicegods demand we stay in character.
>>19886871>>19886873Son of a bitch. I'm sorry.
>>19886873>considering first five>sixth is a nat 100>LG'sFW
rolled 64 = 64>>19886871FUCK YOU UDZ! We could have had a Nat 100 UNDERSTANDING END! I hope LG at least considers the Nat 100.
rolled 47 = 47>>19886894Nope.
>>19886888I've rolled piss poor before and you didn't give me shit, I won't say anything to you this time.
>>19886873>nat 100>one roll too late
>>19886842LG! Let us have the Nat 100 Understanding End!
rolled 22 = 22>>19886908Nope.
really it's my fault. I shouldn't have been rolling, i should know better by now. my dice juju is all fucked to hell.
>>19886907I would, but then I'd catch the overwhelming fucking fail you seem to be made of.
>>19886894There were 4 other people who are just as at fault that we missed the hundred. Five counting the person who took too long to post their idea
>>19886916Naw, man, you rolled better'n I did.
>>19886916Except you actually got the best roll out of the first five
>>19886921But he didn't take too long. The rest of us were to fast.The number generator uses a time seed, so if he hadn't rolled when he rolled, it likely wouldn't have been an 100.
>first five rolls all low to mediocre with some variation of KILLKILLKILL>sixth roll is a 100 for understandingIn the grim darkness of MSQ, there is only fail.
>>19886925>>19886929>>19886934and that's the worst part. feel like i really jumped the gun. mediocre roll, violence when maybe not necessary, might lead to badness down the road.
>>19886961Well, that does suck.
Come on, LG. Just give us one nice thing in spite of our retardation.The dice clearly want it.
>What say?>>19886696>>19886754>>19886961>Wat do?>>19886854>>19886858>>19886861>>19886866>>19886871>Kill kill killThis is the going to be like the "Fall of the Eldar" isn't it?
rolled 53 = 53>>19886983It's a bad precedent to set. So no.
rolled 36 = 36>>19887007Apparently
>>19887007shaddup!seriously though, my head isn't screwed on right. I am way off my a-game.
>>19887015Except in the past 100's and 1's have been allowed outside the normal range and only a few threads into the advanced classes did he start enforcing it more solidly
>>19887015He's taken 1's for the hue on many occasions, and he's punished us when someone tried to cheat and remove their roll.A good DM/quest writer sometimes fudges things a little.
>>19887007No,>wat dois >>19886873
"Everything is going to be alright." You tell her with a pat on her shoulders."You know ma'am, you let your guard down too easily. I could have strangled you by this point."You add as you pull out the strings from your violin.She looks up at you, that unreadable look again on her face."Why don't we just end this exercise ma'am?"She gives you another nod.The next thing you knew, you were in your seat and the exercise ended.---------------------------------------------------------------"So close guys. So close." The dude says as he plays with his bowling-ball mr.Fluffy."But then again, no one's ever won against the Director. So don't feel too bad about this defeat.""Okay, we'll end things here today. I want you all to be in top shape as always tomorrow, since we'll be doing something a bit different."He dismisses the class and heads out of the door.WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19887032I'm sorry I couldn't resist.
>>19887064>doing something a little differentwhat, is he going to give a lecture?
>>19887064Head down to the PX. Susan needs some guns.
>>19887064Go over to Erica and Gai first, check that they're okay.They got hit by a double dose of our music.
>>19887064Apologise to our teammates for the whole music thing.
>>19887064talk to kraus, we owe him for storing Naru all this time. maybe fix him up with Frau, Shinku and whoever he has bagged before.
>>19887064Go home, get Miki out of our bed and into out bath.
>>19887064Woah, Woah, Woah. Defeat? Fuck no, we had her in strangle distance, and convinced her to end the simulation. That right there is a WIN.
>>19887064>implying we didn`t win that and basically said were done here because no.the dude should watch these better...
>>19887064What "defeat"? If anything it was a stalemate.
>>19887136>>19887143Eh, we'll just get the Director to change the grading for us later.
>>19887150>>19887143>>19887136Let the director have her dignity.
>>19887136We know that, and she knows that, and that's what's important.
>>19887136she ended the simulation, in her favor
>>19887064it's evening now right?we got shit we can accomplish. two pressing things are1. get Mio to help search the house2. Find Cogbeard.since we very recently ran into the doctor and probably won't for a bit, i say we get mio to help search the house this evening.
What day of the week is it, any way? Is it wednesday, or thursday? 'Cause we still have that date with Mio to deal with.
>>19887161Ahhh.... Dignity. One day Rob, one day.
>>19887182>2. Find Cogbeard.That's this weekend you stupid fuck
>>19887182Speaking of Mio, we need to sort out that date with her, don't we?
>>19887206>>19887199there's also that.
>>19887204based on what. i thought we still needed the Doctor's assistance to find him.
>>19887242While with Susan in town, we visited the jewelry shop, she said he might be in town this weekend. We asked her to let us know if/when he shows up.
>>19887242We went there a few days ago. Cogbeard might be in town this weekend.
>>19887242We were told by Jemma that Cogbeard might be coming back this weekend to pick up some tools he left behind, and we would need to be able to go there at a moment's notice because he won't be back for long.
>>19887274>Get new stamp>Place in the shop with permission>???>Cogbeard.
>yuki is a clone of the director>yuki likes hayate>missunderstandings everywhere>she also cried to our music and wanted us to give her a hug in a simulation from her enemy.guys we accidently swagged the director and the bureau may implode from the swag singularity.
>>19887315Or the Director keeps shoving her emotions into Yuki any time we awaken some of them.Poor Yuki.
>>19887315>we accidently swaggedAGAIN? Damn it.
>>19887330Sweet we can create a Yuki sub-harem in the family!We just need to keep swagging the director for more!
>>19887354We swagged the Director. She created Yuki out of that aberrant data.We swagged her again. She may create a new Yuki out of aberrant data.>repeat
>>19887354Yuki appeared after our first interaction with the Director, we just had another one. So I logically assumed this will create more weird data, thus leading to another yuki.
>>19887344>>19887354Too much emotion to keep shunting it all into YukiDirector creates a new one to hold all these emotionsOverload againEtc etcRight?
>suddenly, i have stuff to do.You decide that now would be a good time to finalize those date plans you had with Mio.You did promise your 'husband' a good time in reparations for that incident during the party and you aim to keep that promise.After a few words with the girls and seeing them home, you set off to find Mio and ask her when she would be available.------------------------------------------------------Mio sat in her office talking to her protege that has just arrived from class."What's the problem now Laura?" She asks the space pirate."It's my wife." "And?""He still refuses to respond to my advances.""I see... You, my child, need some practice."She closes her eye for a moment and continues twith a grin, "And if I'm sensing things correctly, you shall have some in a few more minutes."
>>19887373>>19887372>>19887368>>19887344>"So I though why not keep making aberrant data for more Yuki's, but I started running out of rooms at my place so Shinji hooked me up with some LCL and these sweet tanks.
>>19887394sexytime shenanigans, how i've missed you.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ: HandelskriegNew thread at 2200 4chan time>Sousuke at 0800 later>have to head to my sister's place now, sorry.
>>19887394But what about checking on Erica and Gai? I know that they're more emotionally together than Sakura, but they still got hit by an Ayasaki Duet.
>>19887410It was a good cliffhanger ending right there. Good luck LG!
>>19887420Gai is just GaiDude is a mountain as far as that shit goesErica may need some comforting though
>>19887368i have the feeling yuki may be pre swag.but otherwise there would be 3 made because also when susan crossed over as well.