ARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-The blast hits her squarely in the back, sending her skidding across the floor and into a wall where she disappears."Well that was easy enough." Susan says as she puts away her feather duster.But of course both of you know that wasn't true.You've only gotten as far as the entrance and already two of your numbers are down.Your target is Sousuke's room, the lion's den.You're sure you'll have to fight through a lot more shit to get there.
>>19852377Are we able to use another clone, or will that take more time? We've really got to get Mike to lift these restrictions.
rolled 28 = 28Rollin for luck tonight
rolled 97 = 97Gentlemen!>I love you LG
rolled 88 = 88>>19852447we are fucked...
rolled 78 = 78>>19852447Every body knows that only the 'Gentlemen.' post can acquire quest luck. See that post to make you feel better about your shit roll.
Now, you expect this to be hard.You know this will be hard.As you and your team head up the stairs up to the second floor, you think of all the possible scenarios that could be facing you.You expect traps, automated guns, landmines.You expect a whole army on the second floor ready for your arrival.As you kept thinking of possibilities, you failed to notice that the usual short climb has now taken minutes.Susan, your 'twin', the more level-headed one (must be the chromosomes), realizes this of course."Hey." she says as she halts and blocks your progress. "something's up.""Huh? What?" you ask"We've been climbing for too long." she tells you."Mindtricks?""Possibly." she answersWAT DO?
rolled 77 = 77The time has come!
rolled 21 = 21>>19852493Blow up the stairway clearly.
>>19852493Hmm...We don't need to keep the dorm intact.Go back down to the first floor. Blow open a hole through the ceiling into the second floor. Fly up via saucer.
>>19852493>>19852502Yep. Explosion time.
rolled 24 = 24>>19852493Disregard stairs, Go outside and fly up to where ever the dorm manager's room is. Ask Keima is necessary. Fuck traps, kill guns, destroy landmines.
rolled 23 = 23>>19852521I support this idea, along with mine.Make sure to ask Keima where the dorm manager is most likely to be.>keima is our strategist and tactician, right?
>>19852493There exists no problem that cannot be solved with sufficient application of explosives.
rolled 19 = 19>>19852553>>19852577Fuck you dice.You best give me a better roll now fore I hafta get angry.
>>19852521Yes.>>19852577Dorm manager was dispatched last thread, she was the one outside.
>>19852593That's true. More problems will be created in the process, but the old ones will certainly be solved.
rolled 31 = 31>>19852631With the new problems we apply more explosives. And if we must, we'll just level the whole building.
rolled 6 = 6>>19852611Fuck you. I mean whoever it is I am attacking, and you know that. I disregard names at all times. You are simply 'that person I'm responding to right now'>Rolling for my shit to be successful.>Or for just explode the whole building with well place explosives.>Or not so well placed, whatever.>GODDAMN YOU CAPTCHA I HATE YOU.
rolled 27 = 27>>19852738well shit. I blame Captcha for the shit-roll.
rolled 88 = 88>>19852748I continue to blame captcha because it keeps trolling me.>I guess I'm just easy to troll.
>>19852834Thank you for using a tripcode. It makes your shitposting easy to filter.
rolled 57 = 57>>19852738>Or for just explode the whole building with well place explosives.Or we can just fill the whole of the first floor with explosives and call it a day.I mean we can make explosives on the fly. Play some delay tactics then high tail it out of there once we got enough made.
rolled 72 = 72>>19852845No problem.
rolled 46 = 46>>19852850I support this idea.
>explosions"This happened in Admin too." Gai tell you as he walks up behind you."Remember what we did then?" "Yes." he changes forms and takes his gun out.You ready your teapot and the two of you aim straight up.**ROLL FOR RENOVATIONS**
rolled 97 = 97>>19852916Boom?
rolled 60 = 60>>19852916Skadoosh.
rolled 38 = 38>>19852916Time to do a little explosive redecorating.
rolled 87 = 87>>19852916Bureau Interior Decoration Squad reporting!
rolled 67 = 67>>19852916Rennovate like none other>>19852932>My post is unnecessary.
Big boom thanks to that 97
rolled 91 = 91I'm gonna RENNOVATE YOUR ASS!
rolled 7 = 7>>19852993I suppose his anal circumferecce is tiny.>rolling for his anal circumference.
rolled 31 = 31>>19853014Technically a reference to Persona 4, but sure.
rolled 41 = 41>>19853026I never played that game.>Too poor...
rolled 84 = 84>>19852916
>>19852932The two beams pierce the sloped ceiling above you and creates a nice large hole.After waiting for the dust and smoke to dissipate, you and your team jump up and through it.You find yourself at the second floor's landing, Just a few meters ahead would be the hallway itself.Your progress is halted by the appearance of a white haired lady wearing what you could only describe as a dominazi costume armed wit ha flamethrower."Aufhalten!" She orders as she sends a gout of fire erupting from the end of her weapon."Go ahead." Gai whispers "We'll take care of this."WAT DO?[ ]go on[ ]stay and help
>>19853143[x]go onTrust in Gai. Have faith in our bro.
>>19853143Bro says to go? We go.
rolled 94 = 94>>19853143Give her a teacup to deal with, and move along.
>>19853143[x]go on, deploy Lo for additional support
rolled 9 = 9>>19853192I like this idea>And this roll.
rolled 25 = 25>>19853143>[ ]go onToss him whatever that strength potion is called.
>>19853143>go on"okay, you take care." You toss him a couple of vials of Drago.As he provides some cover fire, you and the others slip past the woman and run into the hallway.There, you are met with a storm of bullets.**roll for not getting hit**>taking 4th
rolled 48 = 48>>19853412FUCK IT
rolled 46 = 46>>19853412Hahaha!Can you do it, Hayate? Can you beat up an enemy that conveniently took the shape of an 11-year old girl?
rolled 55 = 55>>19853412Same as before, saucer with rebounder to make our way in.
rolled 98 = 98>>19853412Wut...
rolled 82 = 82>>19853446Nice.
rolled 57 = 57Our penance has been paid.The luck of the ancients has returned!
rolled 56 = 56>>19853475What did we pay the gods off with?
rolled 76 = 76>>19853492little boys if i remember correctly
rolled 49 = 49>>19853492little boys and goat anal virginity
You and your team duck into the nearest room to avoid the gunfire from the girls with animal ears at the end of the hall.Quickly securing the room, you take stock of the situation and think of your options.With the hallway guarded by half a dozen girls with automatic weapons, you will have to either drive them back or find a way around them.You could do what you did earlier and use shields coated in rebounder or you could....WHAT ELSE COULD YOU DO?**ROLLEM**First 3 to break 60+
rolled 21 = 21>>19853643Distract them with adorable chibi familiars.Girls love adorable chibi familiars.
rolled 80 = 80>>19853643Cut through the walls of the rooms to proceed towards them, then outflank them with a couple paintballs of Molotov.
rolled 72 = 72>>19853643Smoke screen & a scatter of tea laser to force 'em into side rooms, then just full power through the thin walls to take 'em out.
>>19853643Blow up the entire building.
rolled 11 = 11I'll second fluffy distractions.
rolled 29 = 29>>19853643A giant teacup with rebounder on the bottom, push it through the hall and run the girls down.
rolled 42 = 42>>19853643Hmmm...?
rolled 34 = 34>>19853692what happened to my shit?Anyways this.
>>19853702But what are you trying to suggest? Not that it was a high enough roll, but still.
rolled 83 = 83>>19853643Oh I see. Fuck it. Blow it all up.
rolled 51 = 51>>19853643touch fluffy tails
rolled 83 = 83>>19853710see>>19853716
rolled 82 = 82>>19853692Lets try tis again.
>>19853716You could blast your way through the rooms, making your own route to outflank them.Or you could just simply blow it all up like what you did in the cafeteria.You ask your team what course they'd agree to, but with no one reaching consensus the final decision again falls to you.WAT DO?[ ]direct assault, [hallway, shields][ ]renovation, [blast through rooms][ ]demolition, [bring the house down]
>>19853856>[ ]renovation, [blast through rooms]
rolled 26 = 26>>19853856[ ]direct assault, [hallway, shields]let's do it like real men
rolled 32 = 32>>19853856Demolition baby!>YEAAAAAAH.
>>19853856[x]renovationwe shouldn't resort to plan "blow it all up" until we've gotten inside sosuke's room.
>>19853856[x]demolition, [bring the house down]
rolled 2 = 2>>19853856[ ]demolition, [bring the house down]See >>19852850 to see how to. Add in killing off any camera's on the first floor also so they don't see it coming until it's too late.I mean this is what the 2nd floor and we've run into this much crap? I don't even want to know what's beyond this.
rolled 1 + 1 = 2LET THE DICE DECIDE
rolled 2 + 1 = 3>>19853915I'm not actually sure if I did that wrong or I'm just that unlucky right there
rolled 39 = 39Yeah I did that wrong.I don't know how to multidice.
rolled 9 + 2 = 11>>19853915>dice 1d3+1d100Pretty sure you can't add dice like that.
rolled 66 = 66>>19853944Can you even multidice?
>>19853944>>19853959You can't, unless Moot made it possible, and never told any one how.
rolled 82 = 82>>19853915>>19853928Oh wow.
rolled 100 = 100>>19853967I can see it happening.
>>19853856[x]renovation, [blast through rooms]
rolled 60 = 60>>19853986nice.
rolled 14 = 14>>19853986So this roll totally supports >>19853909 by the way. But you know what won't matter.
>>19853986If only a success roll had been called for.
rolled 43 = 43>>19854018you should trip, or at least name...
rolled 75 = 75>>19854037If only.
rolled 92 = 92>>19854046Never.
>>19853909>I don't even want to know what's beyond this.Second floor IS the target floor, though. Our objective is Sousuke's room, which we have to secure.
>>19854175Do you even understand how this works?
rolled 65 = 65>>19854241Then I don't want to know what he has in is room. God only knows that's going to be a death trap.
>>19854267But we already know because we set up his defenses in another thread this morning.
rolled 62 = 62>>19854328Don't read those side quest things. SO I have no clue and don't care. Blow it all up.
>>19854345That's cool and all, but you're still an idiot.
"Let's do some renovations then." you tell the others as you ready your paint ball guns.handing one to Susan, the two of you quickly shoot a hole through the room's wall.Moving like this, you successfully get through 5 rooms in a row.On the sixth room, as you charged into the still smoking hole in the wall, you run into a group of girls no older than 12 years old.They quickly turn their guns on you and you freeze, the rest of the team still in the other room doing the same.LOLI SQUAD AMBUSHWAT DO?>roll for action effectivity
rolled 18 = 18>>19854374I wonder if they like sweets.
rolled 69 = 69>>19854374dispense sugary treats.
rolled 30 = 30>>19854374Teacup them.Can't shoot us if they're teacupped.
rolled 7 = 7FLUFFY DISTRACTION: PET THE KITTY!
rolled 99 = 99>>19854402Oh hey, yeah that cat we got. Send him out.
rolled 83 = 83>>19854402Once more?
rolled 9 = 9>>19854417>>19854430Nice.Use these LG.
rolled 74 = 74>>19854374
>>19854417His name is Raul.
rolled 80 = 80>>19854548Yeah I'm not good with names. So I'll just call him 'that cat we have.'
>>19854417That'll do, Anon. That'll do.
You let Raul and Dan out, intending for them to help you clear the room.But as you saw the slight twitch of the girls' eyes as the two animals landed, you knew there was another way.'Kraus, Limitmana flow to those two, put them in power-saving mode'The wolf and the cat shrink into a pup and a kitten."KITTY!" the little blonde one with shades squees"PUPPY!" echoes the black haired one.Soon, all of the girls have decended upon the two and have begun petting them.'Sorry guys.' you tell your familiars as they get manhandled.'Is nothing. I enjoy this better than fighting.' Raul answers you as Dan remains silent.You up end a teacup over the throng of girls and the two animals and signal for your team to proceed.After blasting into one more room, you think that Sosuke's place should now just be across the hall.With the other girls with guns guarding the hall and with unknown defenses inside of it, you must find a way across.WAT DO?>add roll for luck>taking 3rd luck roll
rolled 23 = 23>>19854832
rolled 43 = 43>>19854832Smoke them out.
rolled 31 = 31>>19854832make a forceful breakthrough
rolled 98 = 98>>19854832woop woop woop!
rolled 50 = 50>>19854832he'll be ready for a small intrusion. blast his door in, go in guns blazing
>>19854832Sousuke is not going to be happy with the SMG girls. They're going to get an earful of his lecturing after this.
>>19854859You son of a bitch.>>19854832Smokescreen, head for our room, since it's adjacent to his.
rolled 74 = 74>>19854859>>19854866Well shit.
>>19854832huh who knew jatamatic liked catsUzi's reaction to Dan would be interesting given her track record for wolves
>>19854880probably some extra training on resisting psychological warfare as well
>>19854832Ask for directions, stabby stabby when they get close.
rolled 61 = 61>>19854832Use our smokescreen and a tray with Rebounder to get across the hall, use a teacup coated with Rebounder and Molotov as a shaped charged to blow open the wall next to the door and to bounce back Sousuke's inevitable fire.Susan stays invisible, and while we're the obvious target, she gets behind Sousuke and shanks him.
Tell them their Magazines arn't as robust as the Thompson or hell even L1.. whatever the british one is.
>>19855005L85A1. really want to see what her form is like since Sousuke fixed her flaws up
>>19855060Probably looks more or less the same, a few accessories, and a serious attitude adjustment.
>>19855060This but bigger tits?
>>19854859Sakura and Jun manage to infiltrate Sousuke's room trough the mirrors.It took some time to find a suitable portal but luckily a decontamination bath in that bunker had a puddle of water they could dive in to.The two of them sneak into the main area with the dolls, moving as quietly as they could.There they find Sousuke with his back turned, watching the battle outside."FIERY!" Sakura wastes no time and blasts him."Sorry about this." came a voice from behind them.As they got blasted out of the simulation by the combined fire of a shotgun and a pair of grenades, they finally realized that they attacked nothing more than a dummy.----------------------------------------------------------------------You pop your smokescreen and let the smoke filter in through the bottom of the door.Once you think that the hall is suitably filled, you and your team rush across.The guards, hearing your footsteps, fire wildly into the smog.But you were ready for this and have equipped your team with trays coated in rebounder.As you tried to breech the door, Cherry, the remaining marrionette, and Naota proceed to return fire with palm lasers and sonic attacks.You take a couple of teacups, and coat the insides with molotov.Placing these against the door, you, Hina and Susan hide behind a shield as you detonate it.**ROLL FOR BREACHING**must beat 60 within the first 5 rolls
rolled 49 = 49>>19855117Rolling for the chance to see souskes room.
rolled 85 = 85>>19855117"IT'S RAPE TIME SOSUKE!"
rolled 50 = 50LETS GO
rolled 88 = 88>>19855117Boom goes the dynamite.
rolled 42 = 42>>19855117BREACH AND CLEAR
rolled 27 = 27>>19855117And we're done anyway.
>>19855148>>19855155PREPARE YOUR ANUS, KASHIM!
>>19855179its just like one of my Japanese anime's.
rolled 64 = 64>>19855117DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
>>19855148>>19855155The cups, placed where you approximated the door's hinges would have been, successfully tear the armored portal down.You run in with Susan and Hina only to be met with a barrage of grenades and small arms fire.Breech successful,Sousuke defending room.WAT DO?
>>19855332Enter close quarters combat.
rolled 19 = 19GUNS ALWAYS FIRE BETTER ON FULL AUTO AND WHEN SHOT FROM THE HIP!This is that guy, right? The one who goes stupid rage when someone shouts incorrect gun stuff?
rolled 9 = 9>>19855332musical support while susan and hina try to take sosuke down, advance with teacups like mobile bunkers
>>19855368The one who is wearing noise cancelling headphones specifically because of said weakness?Yes.
>>19855332Susan goes invisible, tries to shank Sousuke.We use a Rebounder tray as a shield, and set up a teacup with Rebounder on the ceiling, and fire at the teacup to allow us to basically arc our tea laser.
rolled 7 = 7>>19855332Draw out the .45 and a knife. Time for CQC. Also bunny mode I guess.
>>19855368AlsoDual-wielding shotguns? How can I lose?!?
>>19855387headphones can be removed or knocked off if we want
rolled 90 = 90ALL OF THE DAKA
rolled 2 = 2>>19855583Ladies and gentsDaka
>>19855332As the three of you scattered, you pulled out a pair of swords.Susan does the same and Hina readies her own.Hina elects to face off the small black man with the weird gun that looked like a beefed up flare launcher.Susan faces the big black man. And you went after Sousuke.Sousuke's room must have had some form of spatial augmentation done to it as well much like your own.The once cramped dorm room is now a large command center with various doors and passageways leading off to god knows where.He drops the shotgun and pulls out a knife and pistol.**ROLL FOR CQC**taking the 3rd for Hina4th for Susan5th for hayate
rolled 24 = 24>>19855645Space CQC!
rolled 48 = 48>>19855645RAPE TIME
rolled 4 = 4>>19855645Ok.
rolled 39 = 39>>19855645
rolled 43 = 43>>19855645CQC?
rolled 32 = 32>>19855645counter balance the knife, quick slash, retract.
rolled 11 = 11>>19855669Hina's out>>19855676>>19855683and we both aren't in a good way.
rolled 33 = 33>>19855669>>19855676>>19855683Solid Snake clearly we are not.
rolled 66 = 66>>19855692Indeed.
Well, Hina's probably out, and we'll be lucky to keep Susan or ourselves in it with those rolls.Fuck.
rolled 82 = 82>>19855645butler fu, take his headphones off then start yelling things that piss /k/ off again
>>19855669Hina has a hard time dealing with the small man.Like a pinball from hell, he bounces around allover the place with the short barreled weapon trained on her.As she attmepts to hit him with a shockwave, a lone grenade smashes into her temple and explodes.She's out.Susan is jsut barely holding off the big guy, He's strong and durable, using that large gun like a club.As she attempts to slash his neck, he brings up his weapon and blocks her swords.Behind her, the now unoccupied little man takes aim.You attack Sousuke with you knives and push him back. His combat knife and pistol combination a tricky style to counter.He shoots the gun at close range and you barely have enough time to react and either step out of the way or wreck his aim.He himself can't do anything to you since your swords keep his knife out of play.**ROLL AGAIN**>taking the 3rd for Susan>4th for hayate>5th for luck
rolled 3 = 3tongue in the butt
rolled 69 = 69>>19855828Let's get on with it, then.
rolled 20 = 20GO MAN GO
rolled 56 = 56>>19855828Well this has devolved into a bad situation.
rolled 51 = 51>>19855848Shit.
rolled 67 = 67>>19855828
rolled 37 = 37CRAZY IVAN!
>>19855848>>19855861Hey lookout, I guess your the antiderm.
rolled 38 = 38>>19855859>>19855861Well I'm no help.
rolled 6 = 6>>19855848>>19855851>>19855859So how's that plan of blow it all up looking now, eh?
>>19855871You want to do a Crazy Ivan, against a man who spend his childhood killing Russians?
>>19855883It was the best plan! I wish I had been here to support it.
rolled 88 = 88>>19855883it doesn't matter, dice want us to lose a simulation for once it seems.
>>19855848Susan catches the killing intent and tries to avoid the grenade from behind.It grazes her arm and explodes on the wall a few feet away, sending her tumbling onto the floor.You keep pushing Sosuke, trying to find a hole through his defenses.But the fight is still at a draw.As you tried to get his head with a horizontal slash, he ducks under your sword, and you clip the pair of headphones he was wearing.They fall off and he jumps back to get some distance between the two of you.WAT DO?
rolled 46 = 46>>19855932I have no problems with that. I just wanted to blow stuff up. >>19855934I think it's time to pull J out and tag-team vs Sosuke.
>>19855934Taunt him."Gold-plated Desert Eagles are the pinnacle of hand-held weaponry! Picatinny rails make everything better, and are the mark of a true operator!"
rolled 75 = 75>>19855934start spilling molotv everywhere, get ready to blow the whole place to hell. lets see if we can beat sosuke once without trolling him.
rolled 26 = 26HEY SOUSKE!ROCKET LAUNCHERS HAVE ONE HELL OF A RECOIL< DON'T THEY?
rolled 70 = 70>>19855934Troll /k/, deploy remaining familiars.
>>19855978I agree. Blow them all to hell.
rolled 31 = 31Why are using a knife and a gun instead of a gun-blade, the most superior weapon known to mankind.
>>19855934Can we even beat him without trolling him?Let's bring the ceiling down by firing Molotov straight up at the ceiling.
rolled 65 = 65>>19855991Actually, naw, I'll agree with Lookout, let's not bring out the trolling.
rolled 7 = 7Why aren't you using DEAGL brand DEAGLES?
>>19855934Tell Susan that Souske is trying to steal us from her.Then watch the slaughter.
>>19856019actually that's a good idea, switch up on him. this sosuke is more used to fighting us as a man. changing to this.
rolled 41 = 41>>19856019Yes. Yes! Do this.
>>19856019Take advantage of crazy bitch? Yes.
"SUSAN! I know this isn't the time, but i need your help!"You call out to the girl was defending herself after quickly downing some healing blue."Calling out for help?" Sousuke comments as he changes the magazine on his gun "Pathetic.""WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY?" came Susan's enraged shout.She uses her feather duster to blow the large guy and the midget out of the door and comes running to your side.---------------------------------------------------------------------->Susan POV"PATHETIC?!" you ask the soldier as you get between him and Hayate."IS IT BECAUSE I'M A GIRL?! IS IT?!"WAT FUCKING DO?>add a roll>picking 4th roll>+20 yandere bonus
rolled 65 = 65>>19856223hahahaha yandere Sousuke is fucked
rolled 24 = 24>>19856223Feather duster him through a wall.
rolled 79 = 79>>19856223>yandere bonus.No stay down boner.
rolled 15 = 15tactical headbutt.
rolled 12 = 12RIP AND TEAR
rolled 98 = 98>>19856223What's that cat from again that boost strength? Anyways go into that and say:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQvB6OjHOUCRUSH HIM!
rolled 67 = 67>>19856223Rend his flesh. Rip and Tear.
rolled 24 = 24*facepalm*
rolled 22 = 22>>19856248Fuck.
rolled 61 = 61>>19856254Ah what waste of a roll. Oh well.
rolled 36 = 36>>19856248WHAT THE FUCK, DICE!? EVEN WITH A FUCKING +20 BONUS YOU FUCK US IN THE ASS!
rolled 87 = 87>>19856248I am currently meditating, and sending ALL OF MY HATE to you.
rolled 71 = 71>>19856248goddamnit
>>19856248You attack him with a sword and your duster.The wind kicking up and shoving him around.You disarm him of his knife, and he manages to do the same with your sword."FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR MISOGYNIST IDEALS BACK TO HELL!"The wind your duster is kicking up is now a small hurricane."YOU THINK BEING A GIRL IS EASY? YOU THINK I JUST SIT AROUND ALL DAY WITH A THUMB UP MY VAGINA?!"He manages to block your right wrist with a karate chop, making you drop your weapon."FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TINY, OVER COMPENSATING, GUN-BONER."You give him a vicious headbutt.One that he gives you right back.Dazed, you watch as he slowly brings his pistol up and presses it against your jaw.*BANG*>rollem
Maybe we're just not meant to win this simulation.
rolled 75 = 75>>19856364
rolled 70 = 70ONE LAST TIME FOLKS 'ERE WE GO.
rolled 39 = 39>>19856364oh shit!
rolled 92 = 92>>19856364I'm still rolling here, damnit.
rolled 34 = 34>>19856364
rolled 42 = 42>>19856364She mad.
rolled 93 = 93>>19856364Ouch.
rolled 39 = 39>>19856381Huzzah!
rolled 93 = 93>>19856364Please gimme a shot to make up for the 15, dice.Come on. You had your fun.
rolled 66 = 66>>19856370not good enough
rolled 64 = 64>>19856364fuck your bullets YANDERE through them
rolled 42 = 42>>19856364c'mon tyler durden
>>19856394>>19856399And the 93's have it.
rolled 42 = 42>>19856364i already see two 93s and a 92 so we should be okay
rolled 66 = 66inb4 we were rolling for Sousuke's success.
rolled 73 = 73>>19856500That be evil.So most likely.
>>19856364Hayate with the headshot.
>>19856399>>19856394Hayate, who was waiting for a chance to strike deflects the gun with a thrown knife and the bullet passes millimeters from your face.You pull you head back again, and deliver a bone shaking headbutt.*wham*You reach into your apron, pulling out your last vials of Molotov as you gave him another headbutt, pushing him back against a wall.*wham*You continously rammed your head against his as you poured the molotov on the dazed youth."wham wham wham*Now also light-headed yourself, you pull back for one final headbutt.*WHAM*As he collapses to the floor, Hayate was there to catch you."O-outside.. N-now." you tell him dizzily.he takes you outside where the smoke screen still filled the hallway.With one last look at the collapsed and molotov covered Sosuke, you say, "F-fuck you, you chauvinist pig."The blast collapsed half of the rear wall of the dorms, letting fresh air and sunlight inside.
>>19856531Oh god don't let Kenji see her.
>>19856531we need to get her a majaikal helmet for when she decides to start pulling things like thiseither reinforce her maid headpiece with majaik or something
>>19856574i see what you did there.
rolled 33 = 33"This pig..."*put on NGAF aviators*...Has just been cooked"
>>19856584>get her a majaikal helmetOnly if it comes with a spear.I feel old.
>>19856589I was worried no one would notice.
You stood there in the hallway supporting Susan.The elimination of Sagara also removed his troops from the simulation and Gai and Naota congregate on you."You alright?" you ask your twin."D-dizzy... heh." she says with an arm around you for support."I bet you are." you say as you lean against a wall and slide down so the two of you were seated."Naota, where's Cherry?" you ask the boy with the guitar"They got her." he answers wit ha shake of his head."I see.. Well, we only just have on area left, so i think we could do this."You turn to Gai and notice something."Err.. Gai, You're on fire.""I am?" he asks as he looks down at his chest"Yeah, your back is." You materialize a bottle of seltzer water and he allows you to spray him down.'Keima. Dorms cleared. We only have 5 people left.' you report back to Keima.'Good work. Only the Library is left now.''What's going on there?' you ask him'We don't know. Lily sent out her dog to scout but he was unable to get inside. Whatever it is, it was powerful enough to take out Negi's team in under 5 minutes.'WAT DO?[ ]head to library now[ ]recuperate a bit/plan[ ]other
>>19856632Recuperate, come up with an entry plan.It's the Director in there, for sure.
>>19856607fork can be a tridenti do like the idea of her maid headpiece being able to give her a helmet / shield effect so that things like what Sousuke tried with the gun wouldn't work as well
>>19856632Wait. Isn't Lilly on the defending team?Recuperate/plan for now.
>>19856607[x]recuperate a bit/plan>>19856607you're not old, you're properly educated.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMqQ6XnmI&feature=related
>>19856632[ ]otherGet the land raider.Recuperate, make more Molotov, heal.Drive through the Library, take down the supports, blow it to hell.
rolled 51 = 51>>19856607I have no idea what that reference is...so have this instead!>>19856632>[ ]recuperate a bit/planHealing potions for all and see how many ways into the library there is.
>>19856632Send the rabbit
rolled 46 = 46>>19856659Oh god how could I forget that >>19856663.Fuck me...I'm old enough to remember that...
>>19856659A gentleman and a scholar is you, sir.
>>19856632recuperate and planour twin needs to get her brain unshook before we try anything
>>19856659Bugs Bunny, the original trap?
rolled 44 = 44>>19856632>Lily sent out her dog to scout but he was unable to get inside.Lily's on the defending team dude.
>>19856730yes and she sent out her device in it's dog form to scout the library so that they had intel on what the attacking teams should expect
>>19856730oh yeah, change that to matsuri and ferret.>brb fnding a snack>WAT PLANS MAKE?
>>19856767since we are on a renovation spree for the bureau in this simblow shit up from the roof down
>>19856767maybe we should try tunneling again.
>>19856833We'd need blueprints to do this well, take out the whole building almost all at once. Focus on hitting a few key load-bearing features.
>>19856840and by tunneling i mean dig underneath the foundations and THEN blow it to kingdom come, maybe while some other people go inside as a distraction.
rolled 65 = 65>>19856833What was that thing we did in the one mission/sim. We had loaded up a bunch of barrels with molotov and carpet bombed the area. Lets do that again.
Naota, Gai, Susan, Hayate, who's our 5th?
>>19856850well i had thought more just finding the middle of the roof and blasting our way downwards until we got insidenot the most subtle of plans but we haven't had much luck with subtlety today
>>19856873Potato Fuhrer isn't out yet, is she?
>>19856897that's right, she was engaged on the roof of the dorm wasn't she.
>>19856897We haven't seen her for a while, but presumably she's still in, since we haven't heard otherwise.
rolled 32 = 32>>19856897I don't think so. Though we never did hear from her during the fight.
>>19856767ask Naota/access our classmate dossier on him see what nifty abilities he has.
rolled 34 = 34*waiting for Lg to take his thumb out of his vagina and post
rolled 25 = 25USELESS 100 IS A-GO!
rolled 76 = 76>>19857007That's not how it's done.
'Hey, outsides all clear. those girls just went poof!'Erica contacts you mentally.'How you doing in there?''Sousuke's down. We got him.''So only the library's left?''Yep.''Okay, lemme fly some recon.''be careful okay?''Sure, sure.' she answers as you hear her take off from the roof."Okay guys, here's my plan... We blow up the library." you tell the others your magnificent plan."..that's it?" Naota asks you"YES. It will take out the defenders and secure the Bureau all at the same time.""I'm in." Says your twin, now recovered a bit.Gai nods and says nothing."O-okay then. Anything we can do to help?" the guitar-carrying lad asks."I'm gonna need some decoys."
rolled 96 = 96balls. I gotta go to sleep now if I'm gonna get up early today.here's some more education for the youngsters. Bugs wasn't just >>19856720he was also one of the original trolls.If you ever hear a rabbit say, "this means war", save yourself some misery and fucking kill yourself.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIl16Qf9y3s&feature=fvwrel
>>19857029Nanoha would be proud. Gods I miss that loli.
>>19857043True that. Take care, dude.
rolled 65 = 65>>19857043That's a good one. Always did love the opera based ones. Rabbit of Seville by far the one I remember the most.http://vimeo.com/2909820
>>19857029We should search through Sousuke's stash of weapons for anything that might help in this demolition attempt.
>>19857045>Nanoha would be proud. Gods I miss that loli.>Gods I miss that loli.>loliStop sexualising underage girls!
>>19857074How about we choose to interpret that word as meaning "moe child" and leave it at that?
>>19857074I will the second Japan stops making sexualized figurines of said group.
>>19857094I would love to see an image of child Moe.
>>19857074In this case, it's an example of objectifying little girls, not sexualizing.
>>19857067ooh, this. he might have some cool stuff, assuming it didn't vanish with him.
>>19857045given our large amount of high explosive renovating we did we will have to get a highlights reel of the mission to show her.also i just realized we have susan and the cannon gay now maybe bi nanoha who may be coming back around 16-17 years old after her field training.
>>19857074loli is less sexualizing them and has become more a general catch all term for young girls anywaysuch is the result of people picking up words from a language when they have no clue their actual meaning
>>19857067Knowing the man's passion for traps...Er, I mean for... listen, he might have claymores. Those are good for taking down buildings if you have enough of them.And hey, he might have something else, too. We'd better make a full examination of his inventory.
speaking of loli's daily dose:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkWWx0YSyM0
If loli is short for Lolitaand the general meaning of Lolita is as in Nabokov's novel Lolitiathen it is a term with inherent sexual connotations.
>>19857198the only problem i see with that plan is thiswe blew his room the fuck up, anything that could go boom in there once susan set the molotov off is gone unless it was in a very tough blast shielded case
>>19857198>AP mines>good for taking down buildingsGET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!But there WAS a davy crockett in there....YES.
>>19857213Aye, but words deviate from their origins quite a bit over time, especially across different cultures.
Erica gives you a quick status report as you head out of the dorms, 'All quiet here, no guards, no defenders.''Hold your position.' you tell her as your group gets to the library.The massive building stood there as serene as ever.The stately architecture and well groomed landscaping a testament to the Bureau's funding.You and head up with a saucer as everyone else begins to fire on the front door to serve as a distraction.Pulling out the large cask of molotov you now keep stored in Kraus, you prepare to demolish the library.You drop it from 200 meters, the wood shattering on impact with the roof and the potion spreading everywhere.When Susan sees this, She creates a bunch of teacups and everyone else but you get under them.You shield yourself with a large tray and activate the explosive potion**ROLL FOR EXPLOSIONS**>you have 2 minutes to roll as high [or as low] as you can
>>19857222If it's still there, I mean.
rolled 86 = 86>>19857233Well, let's get crazy, then.
>>19857213lolicon which came from that is definitely the meaningit has been changed through use to mean most prepubescent girls above the age of 6
rolled 71 = 71>>19857233BOOM FOR THE BOOM GOD
rolled 78 = 78Roll for pants shitting explosion
rolled 16 = 16>>19857233where is that wtfboom.gif when i need it?
rolled 30 = 30>>19857233cool guys don't look at explosions.>>19857231aye; I'm just saying, in case anyone was unsure about the Lolita
rolled 67 = 67>>19857233Boom.
rolled 47 = 47>>19857233Boom?
>>19857222thatsthejoke.jpgThis was us trying not to be too obvious with the metagaming.In other news, Sasuke can summon a nuclear bazooka at will. You are now realizing the implications of this and then wondering what sort of creature would spring from it.>implying it wouldn't be Davey Crockett
rolled 47 = 47>>19857254
rolled 40 = 40>>19857233
rolled 77 = 77>>19857258No boom this time.
rolled 32 = 32Boom goes the dynamite
rolled 50 = 50>>19857233Let us Grin them to their knees.
rolled 45 = 45>>19857233More firepower. We need more firepower.
rolled 98 = 98>>19857233Man, two minutes is so totally over.
rolled 54 = 54All of my guptas for explosions
rolled 31 = 31>>19857274nonsense
rolled 58 = 58>>19857233The dice are forsaking us.
rolled 86 = 86>>19857233Boom?
rolled 16 = 16>>19857279I'm amused that I still have the highest roll.
rolled 34 = 34>>1985727498 is good, how about a hundred.
>>19857241Somewhere, Nanoha just felt a little funny in her pants.
rolled 77 = 77>>19857298she had a very good dream.i wonder how much molotov she has gone through over there
rolled 8 = 8TIME TO LEVEL THIS FUCKING THING!
rolled 73 = 73>>19857306it might be easier to ask what hasn't been exploded there yet.
rolled 28 = 28MICHEALBAY-SPLOSION
>>19857242It's kind of bad juju to get down to the brass tacks of a word that's used informally. It means "a cute young girl" to many people, and besides, lolicon is a compound word, with con being the equivalent of "phile" in this case.
rolled 67 = 67>>19857310WHY?!!!!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY?!
rolled 59 = 59>>19857322Because.
rolled 60 = 60>>19857322>>19857345Dice say so
>>19857241You activate the potion, the huge explosion blowing the top half of the structure off and resulting in the bottom half collapsing on itself as it burned.You watched as countless pages blown of books begin to rain down around you like discarded feathers off a massive bird.'Keima.' you call in the report. 'Library secured.''Negative. The maps on our end say it's still a viable target.''What? I blew the building up already.'You look down into the rubble.Books burned and shelves collapsed as the fire consumed them.And then you see it.There, in front of what should have been the checkout desks was a bubble in the middle of the flames.A force-field, that when dropped a few moments later, revealed the Director looking up at you."Come." she calls out to you in that emotionless voice of hers.
rolled 25 = 25>>19857363No.
Ok guys, how do we beat godmode?
Given the source of the word and how most parts of the internet use it, fuck you all, loli is a sexualising word and no amount of semantic nonsense can change that. If you want to say 'young girl' just say 'young girl'.
rolled 25 = 25>>19857379You don't.
>>19857379I'd recommend a combination of a straight-forward all out distraction to let her guard down, and a sniper to put one in her skull before she reacts to it.Too bad we don't have Souske.
Next time on MSQ:Library WarsNew thread at SATURDAY 0700 4chan time>have stuff to do tomorrow so no 2200 thread.>picking up that donut shop diorama and meeting some friends>if anyone wants some Sagara later at 0800, I can do that.
>>19857379Well, we start by shooting it with the Davey Crockett.It's not metagaming to search the ruins for loot.
>>19857382Given that the meanings of words change over time based primarily on their usage, and given the fact that we're currently on 4chan even if the word hasn't changed, fuck you right back and DEAL WITH IT.
>>19857382>internetthis may come as a shock but the world =/= the internet and many people weeaboo and others use it to mean young girl instead of "little girl i want to screw"a good example is in this we have the bunch of little girls that are like little sisters to Hayate who have been dubbed the loli brigade
>implying Nanoha would be a loli for much longer
rolled 47 = 47>>19857379get one of our teammates to distract her for 5 minuted while we charge the tealaser.
>>19857394more Sousuke is always cool
rolled 87 = 87>arguing about the definition if loli pretending you are not a lolicon.Ishiggydiggy
>>19857382Aww... you're all offended by me using a word differently than you do.I'm sure there's someone on Tumblr that cares about your feeling, so go there.Or just start screaming pedophile, either way.
>>19857460>Or just start screaming pedophile, either way.I've fapped to that.
>>19857464Haven't we all?
rolled 69 = 69>>19857464>>19857468fuck beat me to it
>>19857468>>19857464it's the only thing that gets me hard any more
>>19857479I can understand that.
>>19857479That's the curse of the internet, you start out with some chick just getting naked and after a while you need at least 12 different fetishes at once to be going on for anything to happen.
Loli carries sexual connotations and inherently objectifies girls such that they partially lose the status of just bring a little girl in the reader and writer's minds. This use of language is literally the same as what the main character of lolita did to justify raping a young girl to himself. If you're using it innocently, why do you do desperately need to use a word with these connotations when there are perfectly servicible alternatives that don't.
>>19857506Because it's fun to say?
>>19857506>being on 4chan>not liking loli'spick one
>>19857514Pretty much. It rolls off the tongue pretty well.Can't say I'm especially concerned with any of the stuff >>19857506 mentioned.I mean, who takes something like that so seriously?
>>19857547I suppose they would be concerned with maintaining the "purity" of the term. Afterall, considering the common use, they may be attempting to use it as a bridge for greater acceptance of real life pedophilia, which would be hampered if the word took on a nonsexual connotation as it gained popularity.
>>19857394Sousuke today or tomorrow? I'm in either way?
>>19857597Today, then no msq till saturday 0700
>>19857506see i think the overall fucks given is hovering around 1 and not growing at allthat one fuck being given is yours naturally
Wait, you guys are seriously suggesting that pedophiles would be against loli becoming an acceptable word? Do you seriously not get how dangerous for kids it is when language like that becomes internalised?
>>19857694i think it is more none of us really care.
>>19857694Ah, no, I was joking because I find your opinions absurdly trivial.And also, no, cultural shifts will not have an impact on whether children are raped or remain unraped, just like people thinking of violent vidya as being normal will not increase real world incidences of violence.I'm saying you're caring about nothing, Jack.
>>19857720>Ah, no, I was joking because I find your opinions absurdly trivial.This should say "Ah, no, I was joking because I find your opinions absurdly trivial, and I felt the need to mock them with an absurdist statement."Apologies if that was unclear.