HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-She stood there panting, the Dustbuster still held firmly in her hands."That'll *pant* SHOW *pant* YOU!" Susan tells the empty space with venom in her voice.You place a hand on her shoulder and say,"Calm down. It's over now."She turns to you and puts away her weapon, "I just don't want anyone to hurt you."She emphasized this by hugging you.--------------------------------------------------------To try and calm her down further, you decide to slow things down a bit and walk around this hallway that you have just cleared.You have no idea why so got so worked up earlier, but you're thankful that she's feeling better now.Whit the elevator destroyed, the two of you try and find a way down to the next level.A voice from behind, It's that girl from earlier."Hey! Wait!" she says as she keeps her distance.Susan tightens her grip on your hand and pulls out a fistful of knives.WAT DO?[ ]fight[ ]run[ ]other
>>19812008[x]other"Didn't I just kill you? What is the staff cheating now?"
>>19812008[x]other"Didn't we just beat you? Shouldn't you be out of the sim by now?"
OtherWhat there are more of you?
[x]other"In the interest of your own self-preservation, i suggest you not do anything stupid." maybe try and interpose ourself between susan and her.
Other: what did you do to susan?
>>19812263Let's go a little yandere on her behalf. Threaten him if he doesn't fix her.
"Wait, didnt we just beat you?" you ask her as you stepped in between her and Susan, much to the annoyance of the latter."Lazarus system. I come back to life." She says matter-of-factly."Let me at her." Your twin says from behind you."No, wait." you answer as you continue talking to this strange girl. "Are you saying we need to fight you again?""Actually, no. I have a proposition for you." "And waht is that?" Susan asks her warily"I want to help you."[ ]sure[ ]no[ ]why?
>>19812263I'm liking this one.
>>19812347[x]why?mentilate susan 'i can handle him this time, be looking for other threats'
>>19812347What's in it for you?
>>19812347"Why?" You asked her. "You're supposed to be on the defending team right?"'I don't like this.' Susan mentillates you'I'll take care of this, you keep your eyes peeled for other threats. '"I want to mess up Edison." The girl answers with a grin."Just that?""Of course. I just want to shoot him in his ugly mug.""If we were to allow you to do that, what would be in it for us?""Let's see... I know this place like the back of my hand. I have superior technology. I know how Edison thinks.""But what's our guarantee that this isnt a trap?""There isnt one." She says frankly. "You'll just have to trust me."[ ]okay[ ]no
>>19812610Sure, but you cure my friend first.
>>19812610[x] okay, but Susan's gonna tape a vial of Molotov to your neck to detonate in case you're luring us into a trap.
>>19812610[x]okayEddison hate is universal.
rolled 35 = 35Alright, lets do this thing!
>>19812610"Alright, but what did that gun do to Susan?"
[x] okay. We hate edison too. (insert ptsd about a Tomas edison animatronic nearly strangling us after going haywire when we were in San Francisco after being dumped there by the fishing captain)
"Alright, but first tell me. What did that gun do to my sister? she's been acting... Weird.""I'm not acting weird!" She says in defiance."Yes you are.""I just don't like that bitch. That's all.""Wait... What color beam hit her earlier? Purple? Yellow?""I don't remember." the two of you answer at the same time."Eh, it's just a short term behavioral switch. It should wear off in a couple of hours or ones you jump out of the Sim.""Can't you cure her?""I DON'T NEED TO GET CURED! I'm perfectly fine.""I could shoot her again and switch to another behavior." she says as she pulls out her weird ray-gun with a dangerous smile on her face "Wanna try it?"[ ]Sure[ ]Nope
>>19812860[ ]Nopei like her like this...
>>19812860[X] SureCan't get much worse.
Hell no. He's not shooting her again. The beams might stack, or she might get Kuudere.
I might be mistaken, but this thread appears to be autosaging.
>>19812946>KuudereYou mean Bestdere?
rolled 42 = 42>>19812954It always does that.[Sure]
>>19812954yep, we're on page 7 already
>>19812860Nope. She is scary enough like this
It was on page 7 when I finally found it, though that might just be because /tg/ is actually kinda fast tonight.[x] No thanks
>>19812976Not always, no. Oh well, we'll deal. If any oen really wants to do something about it, go get on IRC and talk to one of the mods that lurks there.
>>19812610[x] Okay, but if you try anything we let Susan at you.
"She is NOT shooting me again." Your twin says as she pulls out even more knives."Hmnn. I'd rather not take that chance." You tell her as you try and hold Susan back."Okay then, so. If you would just follow me, I'll take you down to the next level." she tells you as she puts the gun away.'If she tries anything, I'll kill her.' Susan mentillates as you follow this strange girl's lead.**roll for random encounter**>taking the 5th>>19812982>>19812954Just tell me when we hit 12, I'll lower the lifeboats then.
rolled 80 = 80>>19813129Einstein and Godel sharing a smoke, trap us with advanced mathematics problems.
rolled 19 = 19>>19813129I don't pay enough attention on the pages once I finally find the thread.
rolled 9 = 9>>19813129Zipzapzoobityboop
rolled 70 = 70>>19813129Mad Science experiment encounters?
rolled 76 = 76>>19813129No dice.
rolled 5 = 5An AI construct with a sign next to it saying "Hat me. Not a trap."
>>19813168Don't worry about it, enough of us will.
rolled 31 = 31>>19813175Sentient negative space dice.
rolled 37 = 37>>19813129dice go
rolled 18 = 18>>19813129Rolling for anal circumference
rolled 91 = 91>>19813326I need to refresh more...
>>19813175She leads you to a nearby storage closet, and presses a hidden button inside.The door closes and you feel the tiny room shaking."WHA-!" Susan, ever vigilant, instantly has a knife to the girl's neck."Relax. Hidden elevator. Built this in case the real one got destroyed someway." she answers as she gingerly pushes the knife away.*ding!*The door opens, revealing an identical but different corridor.The three of you walk quietly down this hallway, with the girl in the lead and Susan's arm looped through yours protectively.A few minutes later, the girl calls out to somebody."Ernie! You here to fight?" she asks the figure leaning against the wall a few meters away."Maybe." He answers without much enthusiasm. "How about you Stahl?""Oh, I'm here to fuck that guy up.""Ever the opportunist huh?""Of course."This man turns to you, his round glasses reflecting the dim fluorescent lights above."You two, are you here to do that too?"[ ]Yes [ ]No[ ]maybe
rolled 90 = 90Fuck yeah.
rolled 37 = 37>>19813389[x]maybeJOIN US.
>>19813389Only if he is in the way.
rolled 93 = 93>>19813389Hell yeah. Edison's a dick!
>>19813389>[ ]maybe"If it comes to it, I guess."No one mention the cat. He was trying to show what bullshit uncertainty is.I think.
>>19813389[X] MaybeYou will have to observe to determine which it is, until then it remains a quantum superposition.I know your game Schrödinger.
>>19813389[x]yes and noonly acceptable answer.
>>19813389[x]maybeDepends. On things.
>>19813389"Maybe." you answer him. "it all depends on what we'll find at the target area.""I see, you aim to see what lies for you before you take action?""Yes.""Are you certain that I would let you do just that?" he asks you as he pulls out a box that he had been hiding"Not the least.""A very good answer. I could let you pass unscathed, or we could do battle. What would you like to do?"[ ]Let us pass[ ]Let's fight[ ]other
>>19813615Let's toss a coin for it.
>>19813615[x]otherLet's toss up a coin, and let the collapsing wave function determine for us.Call it.
>>19813631Toss the coin into the box.
>>19813615Flip a coin, while he watches the coin in the air shoot him in his stupid nerd face.
Fun Fact: Schrodinger's Cat was not a serious attempt to describe quantum physics. Rather, it was a jab at the complexity of the math required to describe what was happening at the quantum level. There's no way a cat could be both dead and alive in an unobserved state. A cat is much larger than quantum level.
>>19813631Yes! Then, after we get him to agree that we fight based upon the result of tossing the coin, we catch it in our hand and don't reveal it. Until the coin is revealed, we can never fight, because we don't know if we have to or not, right?
>>19813672Can you prove that the cat is not both dead and alive if it is unobserved?
>>19813675We have to fight and also not fight. I'd rather shoot him before the coin lands.
rolled 39 = 39>>19813675I like the way you think.
>>19813615"How about we toss a coin for that?"you ask him as you pull out a coin Kraus generated for you."Leaving everything to chance? Interesting.""Heads we fight, tails you let us pass.""Sure, let's do that." he replies as she keeps the mysterious box in view.You flip the coin.The golden piece tumbles in the air slowly, all of the eyes there on it.*ROLLEM*>1d21 fight2 pass>taking the 3rd
rolled 1 = 1>>19813812
rolled 2 = 2on the side!
rolled 2 = 2tails!
>>19813838Let's kill this fucker like a cat in a box.
>>19813838fighty time, fighty time, blood blood blood!
rolled 32 = 32100 for edge?
>>19813913And lookout confirmed for deadpool
>>19813964sssshhhhh, my common sense is tingling.
rolled 15 = 15>>19813964Wait, then who am I?>Zederren Chapmanthanks captcha
>>19813838The coin lands heads up.This of course means that you will have to fight."I guess we fight then." You pocket the coin and pull out a sword."There's no other choice then." he opens the box, and something large jumps out of it.There it stood in the middle of the hallway, rotting skin falling from its flesh, blood dripping from its fangs.It's a tiger. A zombie tiger.>ROLL FOR FIGHTING.>considering the first 5 rolls
rolled 90 = 90>>19814104
rolled 40 = 40>>19814104Zombie Tiger...no. That's just silly idea.
rolled 37 = 37>>19814104
rolled 20 = 20>>19814113I think we're good
rolled 98 = 98rolling for GLORY
rolled 81 = 81>>19814133i'm ok with this
>>19814133Hat it, Susan! Make it ours!
>>19814133"Sorry Ernie, but we have no time for this." The girl guiding you says.She pulls out a large weapon from her front pocket.Looking much like a gun you would expect from a sentai show."You, hold it here." she says as she directs you to the right,"and you, there." she tells Susan to hold a handle jutting out of the left.She stands at the back with the trigger, and aims at the undead creature."SUPER FLASHY, ONCE IN A WEEK, TEAM ATTACK!" she yells out as she pulls the trigger.The hallway is engulfed by a large multicolored beam that vaporizes not only the tiger but the man standing behind it as well."well... That's that." She says as she puts the gun away again."Now... Let's fuck up Edison."***Rollemtaking 5thHigh, Edison alone.Low, mobs of assistants guarding him
rolled 30 = 30>>19814371
rolled 79 = 79Void vote
rolled 73 = 73>>19814371Rolling for mooks.
rolled 49 = 49>>19814371
rolled 94 = 94>>19814402fuck
rolled 15 = 15Lets do this
>>19814413Fritz your a beautiful, beautiful man.
rolled 92 = 92>>19814371Ludvig stahl cares not for you uncertainty bullshit he deals in SCIENCE and facts
rolled 53 = 53attempting further victory
>>19814428Easy there anon, i'm not drinking tonight.
>>19814445sigh... me either.>that's why I've been anon...
>>19814536Then shouldn't your trip be sober?
>>19814582Good idea>Glad I thought of it>Actually I like to anon sometimes.
>>19814413After going through a couple more hidden passages, and down another short section of hallway, you find yourselves in front of an impressive pair of steel doors.Your guide pulls out a lone boxing glove and a pair of brass knuckles."Edison's in there. And If I'm correct, he should be alone."You take out your guns and Susan has her flasks ready.You push the doors open and run inside."Welcome. And i see you brought Stahl with you, how... fortunate." Says a little redheaded girl on a podium in the middle of the room."Welcome to my lab and I hope you all enjoy your stay."Your bones begin to vibrate, your head feels like it's being split apart.SONIC ATTACKWAT DO?
>>19814796Bunny mode, knock Edison off her podium.
>>19814796lazer to the face.
>>19814796Take out the violin, attempt a counter-harmonic to cancel out the attack.
>>19814796Use a teacup as a sonar dish to reflect her soundwaves and bust her eardrums.
rolled 89 = 89>>19814846Is it time to rock out classic style?I think it's time to motherfucking rock out classical style.
Oh, hey, we've hit page 12.
>>19814846YES.WE ARE BUTLER, AND WE SHALL SCIENCE.
Page 12 has been reached.
rolled 50 = 50lifeboats deploying roll for not drowning on the internet
LIFEBOAT IS READY!>>19815150