Previous Threads:I - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/19150253/II - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19189280/III - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19211609/IV - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19303155/IV OT - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19310246/V - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19348726/VI - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19385639/VII - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19471031/VIII - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19517724/VIII Ovoretime - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19525939/Twitter to follow along: HereticalLoveQ It is the year 2032, and it is quite the strange year. Well, it would be for a human suddenly finding themselves in it, as they've been extinct for over 20 years.Those lucky enough to survive the apocalyptic events of two planets colliding through dimensions like some kind of intergalactic extra-dimensional blender... Found themselves... Changed.Into what could only be described as monsters. Insects, snakes, creatures of all kinds. Some with magic, others with little remaining that resembles a human, some with both.However few of these things concern you, too young to remember any of it. As far as you know, you've always been like this.A bear.In a homemade Russian bath which to most folk would just mean a sauna, a banya.With a dwindling bottle of vodka.
rolled 59 = 59>>19637849Fuck yeah!
Eyes closed as sweat works its way down your rather impressive build, you toss back another long draw from the bottle itself and lean back even further, until you rest against the seat behind you.On nights such as these, often times you relive the events of your past, like it or not. Sometimes you don't mind, you've had your high points. Stumbling around a captured city as victors, looting through the finest booze imaginable as you ride block to block on a tank.Other nights... You feel less blessed to remember.Shelling.Always shelling. Day in and day out, the constant drums of war as the munitions rain from the sky all around the lattice of muddy trenches. Despite your greatcoat and boots, your fur is almost completely caked in the wet smelly dirt. Even your equipment hasn't been spared, the belts of the PKM dirty and wet. At least you've managed to hide away your obrez, keep mud out of it's ancient action.“Ivan!” You hear your name called, almost at a scream to be heard over the artillery from both sides. You rush toward the source, bear feet leaving tracks in the slick mud below. When was the last time you reverted out of your bear form? You can't recall.“Da, Commissar?!” You stop beside the gray faced werebear in the fancy hat as he looks through a periscope, over dead man's land and toward the enemy fortifications.“Our comrades are assaulting Sergeant, and we must as well. Show them, Ivan! Show them the might of the bear!” Your Commissar shouts, clapping you on the shoulder, before pulling out a whistle.“Come you dogs!” He belts out toward the waiting soldiers, none looking at all eager, “Let us show them the strength of our lost Motherland!”
>>19637849>OvoretimeI see what you're doing
Running. You're used to running. Through the trenches, toward the mess hall, any time someone is stupid enough to utter “vodka” loud enough to be heard. You're also quite used, by now, to charging head on toward death.The PKM sputters in your paws as you run as a line; a rippling mass of fur, claws, and muscle. Sometimes you wish you'd been selected for the cavalry, at least they had motorcycles to ride on.Tracers string out from the enemy trench as their machineguns get to work. You watch the staggered lines of death as they begin their grisly work, chewing into the mass of your own troops. Some falter, but you spur them on.“Keep running! If you don't die tired I'll kill you myself!”Shells begin to land as they always do, the enemy artillery doing their best to cut you off. Craters, some ten feet deep, erupt in your path. Unfortunately for the enemy, the rolling waves of purple gas have surprisingly little effect on werebears out in the open.The heavy old machine gun rattles in your tight grip as you squeeze the trigger again, close enough now to actually see the helmets of the enemy peeking for a look. You aren't paying enough attention to check for hits, you can only focus on running, because that is what will determine if you survive. Admittedly mixed with a fair amount of luck.In one final bold move, you crouch for a brief second, and leap with all of the strength your legs can muster in their nearly-starved state.Enough to land you right in the middle of the trench, face to face with an ant man. His mandibles click together even as four of his arms attempt to level a rifle at you. You don't give him the grace of time.
>>19637945Good times, right?
Papa, you realize that you're /that/ DM for putting your fetishes in your game, right?
>>19638086Implying that's not your fetish too.
im in hongkong. it is 4:30 am. i cant stay awake for this.
>>19638086No, but really. Vore? Monstergirls?
>>19638086And that's why we come here.
>>19638086Come on. The kind of awesome quests he runs, I think we can forgive it.
The bayonet attached to the obrez, over a foot long, is not an expensive piece of metal. It is not edged, nor sharp, nor a blade. If anything it more resembles a screw driver, and more than once has been employed as such. However when attached to a hefty and long rifle it has proven more than capable of skewering Tsarist and Socialist alike. In fact, it would be easier to list off those groups who had never had the misfortune of being on the receiving end.Though your obrez is certainly neither heavy or long, you have the strength of perhaps a dozen men from the old world.Certainly enough to slam the metal spike into the enemy soldier's head, which you do. As soon as it pierces the exoskeleton, it's like pushing the spike through soup. White pus oozes from the wound as you wrench the bayonet back out and kick the body down.All around you, your men do the same.Now you just have to navigate these trenches...Through row and ditch you fight, in your element now, nigh invincible as you tear through the opposing monsters in their gray coats.An enemy soldier raises his rifle, trained on something or someone on the ground, and you react out of instinct. Leveling the obrez you simply use the front sight post to aim, too close to require much else. The heavy 7.62x54r bullet explodes from the barrel, trailed by two feet of fireball from the unburnt powder. At this range, you can see through the hole torn through his chest.That's the first time you met him, a scrappy young kid just like you, muddy and tired and worn. He takes the paw you offer and you hoist him upright.“You boys bear~ly made it in time, I was about to win this war without you.” The Frost smirks.
>>19638132Damn straight we can.
The door sliding open, the rush of cold air, they bring you back to the world.Glancing over, you see Essa poke her head through the opening and smile almost knowingly. A familiar face now, but you're still unused to living with anyone aside from the other conscripts in your army days.“Still in here, huh?”“Err... Has it been that long?” You scratch your neck and look down at the now empty bottle in your hand. Oh... Perhaps it has.“...” Essa watches as you make sure the towel around your waist is in place as you attempt to rise. A harder endeavor than it would at first appear, as this is somewhere around your third bottle tonight, you lost count some time ago.Perhaps noticing you seem a bit tipsy, the werebat pushes the door open the rest of the way and enters quickly. Though certainly not strong enough to muscle you upright, the hand she offers at least gets you balanced enough to stand. At least until you noticed what she was wearing. A simple white towel, held tightly in place by a hair pin and leaving very little to even your less than sober imagination.“I was um, going to sit in here for a while.” Essa covers herself a bit more with her wings and you realize you must have been staring so you look away and start to stumble toward the door.
>>19638086You mean that isn't why you're here?
Is it bad that Essa kinda makes me think Erik drew the short straw?
>>19638302I'm perfectly fine with cow/sometimes snake waifu.
>>19638086You seem to be missing the point of this quest.
A clawed hand....wing...appendage...It reaches out and grabs the back of the towel covering you.“I didn't say you had to leave...”You swallow hard at those words, but nevertheless, take a few steps back and almost crash down to the bench seat.Mind fuzzy as you watch the girl approaching, you scramble to think of something, anything. Surely there is something you should be doing in this situation.“Ah... Drink?” You inquire, offering up the few drops left in the bottle clutched in your hand.“Hmm... I think I will, though I prefer something else...” Essa giggles as a fanged smile slowly graces her features.
****BANG*"Ahh shiittt!!!" You grab your forehead and wince."E-Erik?!" Karin gasps as you stop for a second."Yeah no I'm fine, just fucking ow, we need to move back a bit."Every man, at one time or another, is faced with a life and death situation. Some, like you, more than one. After years embroiled in a hard and unforgiving war, death is not something you're unused to. You've come face to face with it, many a time, and cheated it far more than once.Some men stare it down at the end of a muzzle, you've been there yourself.Some men face death in just happenstance, a jetbike accident, an explosion at work.Right now, though, you're perhaps facing it in a way unlike any before you. On one side, Amber. On the other, your own mom. One way or another, you're going to piss one of them off tonight. You'd break down laughing from the sheer bizarre nature of it, if you weren't so worked up and worried at the same time. Your mother will be a very mad gorgon if you knock up your girlfriend tonight, but her mom might force you to at a later time if you don't. Though you've known Amber all your life, you get the feeling there is perhaps more to her than she's let on. She might not just be the sweet milfy Echidna she's let on, there might be some kind of past beyond that, one she keeps hidden.You can't shake the feeling that she's a lot more skilled than she lets on, especially after witnessing what she did with her personal computer, enough to keep her genius of a daughter from hacking into it.
Unfortunately your hips have continued to move on their own despite the inner monologue as the scales tip back and forth while you weigh your options.You're out of time now, because one way or another...Winter is coming.[ ] Frost/Gorgon/Echidna/Minotaur... Yeah those would be some cute kids, you suppose[ ] Abort abort abort[ ] Fake out[ ] >other?
>>19638361plausible deniability, unless forced to by Amber, we don't sex the cow girl who is sometimes a snake without protection. no kids until forced.
[x] Frost/Gorgon/Echidna/Minotaur... Yeah those would be some cute kids, you suppose
[ ] Abort abort abortI have no idea what the fuck is going on.
>>19638406Umm... Spooge Luge?
>>19638086Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
huh, made it.I did manage to produce some kind of drawings, but both of em imply heavy PROMOTIONS. In my defence, I was pretty sick and hallucinating when I was drawing them last week so I don't think I'll be posting them before I figure out what I'm gonna do with them.Maybe add a layer of clothes.>until you rest against the seat behind you.What is he, 12? Back to the top row, you thin skinned wererussian! You're wasting warmth.
[ ] Fake outor[ ] otherICE CONDOM (though that might be kinda uncomfortable for Karin actually)
>>19638429as far as I can tellwar flashbacks whilst fucking the girlfriend
>>19638406ABORT ABORT ABORT!
fuck...shit... uhm..... fuck it. give her the frosting.[ ] Frost/Gorgon/Echidna/Minotaur... Yeah those would be some cute kids, you suppose
>>19638406>[ ] Frost/Gorgon/Echidna/Minotaur... Yeah those would be some cute kids, you supposeI mean, if we don't pull off the "Glowy Sword Chest Stab" thing, we might as well leave something concrete in this world. And if we do, well, we'll just deal with it as it comes.
>>19638406I'd like to wait until we are forced. Because then our mother can't kill us.
rolled 13 = 13INSIDE OR OUTSIDE GENTS?[x] Frost/Gorgon/Echidna/Minotaur... Yeah those would be some cute kids, you suppose
>>19638406[ ] Abort abort abort
>>19638406>Bail out! Abort mission, abort mission!
>>19638406>[ ] Frost/Gorgon/Echidna/Minotaur... Yeah those would be some cute kids, you supposeToo late to back out now.And there's no guarantee... right?
Wear her out with iceman stamina.Complain to Amber that her daughter didn't manage to stay awake and you can't really do babies when one of you is passed out.????Profit.
>>19638086It's friggin' monstergirls. It's the WHOLE /tg/s fetish, fer cryin' out loud.
Go for the babies, we can still leave a legacy if we don't make it through this
>>19638443You could always post them to your DA if you're worried about posting promotions here.Hallucinating? Bit too much cough syrup? Fun times.>finally a chance to use this image
>>19638492why should we give a fuck about Amber? I mean it's US who's dying, her daughter can still have children, she doesn't have a expiration date or anything
>>19638517What if Amber wants our grandchildren? What if she's trying to breed a race of mutant supermen!?
>>19638406ABORT ABORT ABORTEither way, a murderous mother is are after us.
>>19638540We'll hand her a sperm sample before we die
>>19638406[ ] Frost/Gorgon/Echidna/Minotaur... Yeah those would be some cute kids, you suppose
Just remember, even if we bail out and have Amber after us...If we don't we have to explain to Karin and Erik's mother if we don't. Because Karin probably won't take the news all together happily...
>>19638406ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>19638514I think I managed to tell my sister, my mother and my brother about my deviant pages last week too. Suffice to say, I won't be posting promotions there.
>>19638443Go to imgur.com and upload them there, then link it here. It IS perfectly within the rules, as per the old sticky, to LINK to NSFW material, just not actually POST it on a blue board.
>>19638406>[ ] Frost/Gorgon/Echidna/Minotaur... Yeah those would be some cute kids, you suppose>itstime.exe
>>19638406Oh god, terrible planABORT ABORT ABORT
>>19638406MAKE THE BABIES.I'm much more afraid of Amber than Mom. Mom will eventually calm down. Amber probably won't stop trying until we do knock Karin up.
ABORT ABORT ABORTKarin should get a say in quad hybrid babies too!
A hundred thoughts race through your mind at once, few tangible, few more than fleeting. Your mind isn't exactly working at 100% at the moment.Karin is gasping beneath you, fingernails digging into your sides, eyes clamped shut. You can tell she's enjoying it, even if she's shivering.The room around you is like a fridge, glass frosted over, everything cooled down substantially. Not unusual for a Frost or Yuki-onna when they are a bit... Out of it... You have a fairly sound grasp of your powers, but at times like these, that control often slips."E-E-Erik...!" Karin stutters, but you don't stop. Can't stop. Not now.When it finally happens, it's nearly the consistency of soft serve. Likely because it's gotten so cold in the room that there is actually ice forming around the windows. A few flakes of snow fall, blown around by the ceiling fan.You tweak, flinch, face screwed up as you just succumb to pleasure and desire. After forcing yourself in as far as possible, you let loose.Karin's legs wrap around you and she yelps, maybe from the realization, maybe from the chill of it. Her nails dig in so hard it's actually painful, but you can hardly feel it as you swallow and blink a few times, before looking down."Oh.... Oh...." You repeat as the weight of what you've just done finally hits."I... I don't really mind, if it's what you wanted." Karin breathes out slowly as you back away."Well it's not like it's a sure fire thing, right?" You laugh nervously as the room starts to warm back up.Karin laughs twice as nervously, her face belaying the shock and uncertainty she must actually be feeling.**Amber exhales a long plume of cigar smoke, rolling the stogie around in her fingers as she grins. "Just as planned."**
>>19638684Now, not a word of this to Mom. EVER.
>>19638684Fuck you guys with a pregnancy fetish, fuck you guys hard and painfully In a conceptionless fashion
>>19638684>"Just as planned."Wait, in what YEAR, from a human standpoint, did the monster/human planet collision take place?
>>19638684The majority of people thought that was a good idea? Seriously?
http://i.imgur.com/jTXxp.jpgKarin, humongous versions.http://i.imgur.com/TYJJa.jpgStretching simulator concept art.
>>19638770Link is SO very much related, seriouslyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpb1U6GFSgw
>>19638739Hey, there weren't any rules we can't wait 3 months, then go with ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>19638854That made me laugh harder than I should have. I'm a horrible person.
While Karin excuses herself to the bathroom, you do your best to change the seasons back to normal inside the room crammed full of electronics. Your powers certainly excel at making things cold, but when it comes to warming them back up, they are rather lacking.Instead, you open up a window, or attempt to. Frozen shut, it takes a good bit of cursing and straining before it finally pops open.Thinking about it, this isn't the first time you've done something so reckless. Though at least succubi can choose whether or not they actually want to get pregnant... So maybe this IS the most reckless thing you've done.Wait no, you were terrified you'd contracted lycanthropy for two weeks straight after a brief fling with a genki werewolf girl. It didn't help that doctor Frog didn't know if it was even possible for a Frost to turn. Man you'd nearly LOST your shit before realizing a long arm hair was just a long arm hair.Not to mention you nearly got forcibly taken by a gang of female arachne sky pirates during the war, and you've heard tales that they eat their mates afterwards...While you were pondering such things, Karin managed to sneak up behind you. She grabs you in a half nelson and chicken wing before you can react, and drags you back to the bed before tossing you down."I can't believe you actually listened to my mom..."You nearly explode into arguments and excuses before you notice she looks rather... Happy?
>>19638809I pledge innocent on any implications on the grounds that I was bloody bonkers, and all I was can remember is that "They should be like pillows, really. Soft, big, pillow-y."
>>19638872>she looks rather... Happy?Eeek, is she? She is, isn't she? Or maybe she is just faking it? Fuck!
"Although I'd be lying if I said I didn't want kids... It's rather soon but... Since it's you..."All you can manage is "Err...What?" as Karin pushes you down onto the bed and crawls up to rest atop you, her head on your chest as it rises and falls still rather quickly from all the exertion a few minutes ago."Well, I mean... I've l-loved you for a long time so and I uh I've always thought it would be nice to raise a family with you and...""I love you too, Karin."Your Minitauros girlfriend sinks the rest of her weight onto you, which isn't that much, not like her snake form anyways. You stare up at the ceiling as you embrace her."You have to take responsibility now, which means no matter what you can't die...""Relax, all I have to do is find an ancient magic sword and stab myself in the chest with it. It's practically in the bag." You chuckle, but it's forced even if it doesn't come off as such.The truth is, you're a mixture of happy, terrified, and worried.A dull, cold ache in the center of your chest doesn't make it any better, not at all.
>>19638920>A dull, cold ache in the center of your chest doesn't make it any better, not at all.Warm bath time?
>>19638920>A dull, cold ache in the center of your chest doesn't make it any better, not at all.Well, there goes the heartwarming moment, PapaN.All my tears. All of them.
>>19638920If it wasn't on before, it is bloody well on now!
>>19638936Yep. Gotta slow down our ice core long enough to stab ourselves in it.
>>19638770Now those are some PROMOTIONS she's got there. Even if you were delirious and hallucinating you can still make damn fine art. Maybe I need to get to that point and try to draw...hmm... I dig the hair cobras and the glasses, that's a lot of fine detail.Also the colorful fluffy tails, I want them all! I'd actually say they're probably both safe enough for /tg/, certainly a lot more risque stuff gets posted here without issue.The mustachio one made me wat pretty hard because I actually looked at it after the full version.
>>19638920>A dull, cold ache in the center of your chestStay strong. Karin needs us to be the cocky asshole she fell in love with, and brooding won't help with that.
>Happy Karin>Pleased Amber>You're gonna die from cancer.Good way to crash the party, ice core.
>>19639025We're not going to die, we just need to find a mythical artifact and...Yeah. We're boned aren't we. At least we left a legacy.
>>19639097We'll die trying anyway.
>>19639097>>19639107You shut up! We man now! We find solution like alpha!
Doing your best to seem nonchalant, you manage to coax Karin into joining you in the tub. You tell her you need to warm yourself back up, making no mention of the pain in your chest. A pain that worries you now more than it would have a day ago.You aren't going to let it get to you, can't let it get to you. Any sign of it and Karin may well freak out and that is something you want to avoid if at all possible.If anything, it just means you'll have to put your plans into overdrive."Well I'm pretty well refreshed", you grin after soaking for just a minute, "round two?"Karin scowls and covers her breasts with both arms as well as she can, which is a futile effort at best and perhaps only more enticing to you as they bulge out in every direction as she presses against them."I'm freezing, tired, and sore. Don't make me get my death ray out."SO SHE DOES HAVE ONE!"I kid, I kid... Ice cream machine is down for at least a little while anyways." You sink in to the tub more, making it seem as though you aren't just using it as an excuse to get level with her PLOT.Thankfully, there at least seems to be a bit of truth in the warm bath. The ache inside you is fading, much to your relief, though you can't show it. Maybe the warmth of the water will at least hold it at bay, shrink it back a bit to where it isn't bothering you.Though now more than ever, you realize the gravity of your current situation. Frosts don't survive this, not now and perhaps not ever. There's no certainty that what you saw in that vision is real. After all, it's not like the old world wasn't full of snake oil cures and voodoo kinds of beliefs.
>>19639097>At least we left a legacy.Yeah, now the poor girl has to be a single mom while she's dealing with her grief.
>>19639135I never said it was a GOOD legacy. Mind you, she'll have a lot of support. If we die. Which we won't. Maybe.
>>19639130>Ice Core used Ache>It's super effective!>Erik lose morale
>19639003The mustachio and oogly eyes are important layer on every single thing that anyone drawing on a computer should do. Doesn't matter if no one will ever see. The fact that every single TIFF file contains the moustache layer is important. I'd demonstrate with some other thing I've drawn, but my laptop just ran out of fuel. >Drunkwererussian.jpg
>>19638036>Sometimes you wish you'd been selected for the cavalry, at least they had motorcycles to ride on.I see what you did there.
Finally caught up (forgot to read last thread) now i'm gonna get drunk and enjoy the ride.
"What are you scheming and or worried about? I've never been able to discern between the two when it comes to you..." Karin rests her chin on her hand and her elbow on her knee."We still need to figure out a way to get to the deadlands and even survive there once we arrive."Karin suddenly abandons her rather alluring pose, shifting around in the large tub until she's perched over you, crawling forward until your foreheads meet. Her eyes bore into your own, searching, calculating..."Rick will know of at least some protections from the elements there, dad and I can make anything we can't find. I don't care if we have to fight the whole of the deadlands itself, I'll keep you going with science long enough to find a cure if this one doesn't work."You laugh, she laughs."If it doesn't work, I think the giant wound from the sword is going to be a more pressing concern than the disease itself.""You're probably right." Karin giggles.You're relieved to find that even upon leaving the bath, the ache does not return. Nor does it while you and Karin raid the kitchen, watch a few minutes of the Late-Late-Late-Late show with Dave Dolphinman, or even when you finally fall asleep spooning her in her own bed.As worried as you might be, you can't help but be happy.Roll for pregnancy
>>19639167A bit of a tangent, but I've been amusing myself with sketching up different things, basically incomplete/bad endings for this. The image of grieving Karin with a kid just strikes rather vividly. Too much Embric lately makes me wonder if I should try my hands in making a game again.
rolled 1 = 1>>19639260Coin flip, here goes.
rolled 16 = 16>>19639260Is low good or bad here? If we don't want kids I mean.
rolled 5 = 5>>19639260>Roll for pregnancyOh shit... is 1 pregnant and 20 not pregnant or the other way around?
>>19639260 goddamn quintuplets.
rolled 10 = 10>>19639267that's not how you roll, fool
rolled 4 = 4>>19639293FFFUUUUUUU-
>>19639167I like you.
rolled 14 = 14>>19639260
As far as im concerned we have Frost Platemail, a potential dwarven mountain with a cure in it, rope is easily obtainable, and we have a rifle. That's classic questing gear, we just need to figure out how to get to that mountain, lay the dragongirl then stab ourselves through the heart with a magic sword the ghost in our head told us to get. It's so simple.
rolled 5 = 5>>19639305I.. wa.... Indeed.
rolled 2 = 2>>19639260/tg/ dice, do your worst
>>19639167>Layer: MustacheI lost it just imagining this>>19639264Post the bad ends!You made a game?High roll average = no babbiesLow average = teen pregnant?
rolled 2 = 2This is how we roll
rolled 47 = 47>>19639260I always get pregnant when I roll these.
rolled 3 = 3>>19639323TG dice at their finest
rolled 17 = 17>>19639330D20
rolled 10 = 10>>19639260Gonna need some nat 1s here.
rolled 11 = 11>>19639330oh yeah... d20 here...
rolled 7 = 7>>19639323Considering the twos... looks like it's going to be kids all the way here.
rolled 2 = 2ERRWEGO
rolled 20 = 20>>19639318Welp
Someone roll a crit already!
rolled 12 = 12C'mon, no pregnancy!
rolled 11 = 11>>19639347Someone just did.>>19639344
>>19639344Well /tg/ can roll 20's on Fishing and now it appears Pregnancy as wellTime to average I guess.
haha, just as I was posting. Nice.
>>19639344The biological purpose of sex is to reproduce, and thats a critical success. Huh.
>>19639344Unexpected. /tg/ dice, all is forgiven! >>19639364Irrelevant rolls are where we shine.
>>19639364I refer to mage war quest where in the space of an hour, 7 1s are rolled, 4 of them in a row.
rolled 17 = 17>>19639364If we include the noko roll, 9.16. If we don't, 9.58. Ether way, on the low end. We just knocked up Karin.
>>19639402And i refer you to msq where in the course of 30 seconds 4 1's (out of d100's) were rolled.
>>19639410Ignore roll, left my dice on.
rolled 20 = 20>>19639323Phone seems to be incapable of uploading files, so no more drawings from me unless I find some plays to charge my laptop. And ye, I've done some games, but none of em are good, fun or have enjoyable graphics. I don't think I even have any of them in any of my devices. But I still dream of making a good game at some point.
>>19637849Papa, you realize that you're DM for putting your delusions, gleaned in the comics in your game, right? =)
>>19639416Yet a quest like MGQ crit all the time
rolled 3 = 3Preggers now?
rolled 15 = 15I'm just going to mention, that Nat 1 was on a roll of Dice%201d2. What that actually does to /tg/ dice, I have no clue...
rolled 12 = 12>>19639260I can roll dice, too!
Average is 9.5882But there was a critical success... What to do what to do...>>19639381I've been waiting for that to get posted since the last two threads.With a long groan and a stretch, you open your eyes and groggily scratch your bare chest before glancing at the clock. 7:30am You've woken up early on your own accord despite staying up rather late, truly the end times have begun again.Rolling over, you notice Karin isn't in bed anymore.You could go back to sleep, but she would probably get on your case about that. Instead, you sleepily rise from bed and search around for your boxers until you find them at last, under a pile of other clothes. For a moment you think about snatching those boy shorts you'd put on her last night, but think better of it, their glory would only be half lived in your care.Instead, you start down the stairs, leaning against the rail, eyes closed.Hearing something from the kitchen, you make your way there using just your ears and the smell of something frying."I was wondering when you were finally going to wake up... You should put some pants on...""Pants? I don't need no stinking pants..." You frown, peeling your eyes open to a naked apron Karin...!"You expected something like that? Too bad, it's just me, jeanshorts Karin. Baka."
>>19639410Welp>>19639468It rolls 1d2. '%20' is the code for a space.
>>19639490You did say averages Papa. You can't go back now. Even with a critical.
>>19639469Eh. I prefer my special brand of Papa-N dice, that only crit when dramatically appropriate.Like so:
>>19639494Ah. Bloody shortcodes.
>>19639514The only problem with papa-n quests is that all crits ALWAYS lead to hue, e.g. BEST FISHERMAN
>>19639490>I've been waiting for that to get posted since the last two threads.>mfwI had to delete the post in my thread, but it was worth it.
>>19639427What kind of phone? I'm good with android stuff.Making a game is hard, I've been trying to make some certain more advanced stuff in Ren'py and any time I load it up it crashed the game. I deleted the code and I'll probably ask a /vg/ VN thread for help. I'm getting better with inserting choices at least, already have a nice bad end in there.>>19639428I... Wat?>>19639514Another fine example of how to roll.>>19639535I've done critical success stuff before, haven't I?
>>19639511He can if he wants to.There were two Nat 20s and no 1s
>>19639535>Hue>ProblemBay, it's a building block of a man! For what is a man that as the best fisherman is not able to leer at the jaws of Ra'alman and say "Oh god wat?"He is not a man in Papa-N quest.
>>19639566True. But he'd be going back on his words. Bad form.
Averages are, well, average. And boring.Crits, be they success or failure, are always better.
>>19639559>IT BEGINS!Always makes me laugh. Always.
>>19639572You're implying that I don't like it, I love the hue, shits hilarious yo.
While you let Karin make you breakfast, you don't make any motion to go nab pants. Because it's morning, and in your book, that means it isn't the time for pants."We for sure need to go talk to Rick today, first thing. After that we can go..."You listen to her list off some places you might be able to scrounge for gear that would let you survive in the deadlands. Mostly you just watch her cook, because while jorts on a man is just wrong, those jean "shorts" that girls wear are something magical.So wrapped up in watching those cowgirl buns as she moves around the kitchen, you nearly don't hear the front door open."Oh, that must be mom and dad." Karin looks over her shoulder.[ ] Sprint for pants[ ] It isn't noon yet, fuck pants[ ] Run for pants while screaming "Don't look baka ecchi hentai!!!"[ ] Act asleep[ ] >other?
>>19639610[ ] >other?[ ] Nail Amber
>>19639610It isn't noon yet, fuck pants.
>>19639610>[ ] Sprint for pantsBecause PANTS.
>>19639610Sprint, pants, final destination.
>>19639610Since when did we really care about modesty concerning ourselves?[X] It isn't noon yet, fuck pants
>>19639610[x] It isn't noon yet, fuck pants
>>19639559Apple phone. I swear, if the company and fanboys wouldn't be so insufferable cunts, I'd enjoy this phone a lot more. But no, closed system and I can't tweak around with the files. Can't even upload.
[ ] Sprint for pantsWE REQUIRE ADDITIONAL PANTALOONS
>>19639610>[ ] It isn't noon yet, fuck pantsObviously.
>>19639610[ ] It isn't noon yet, fuck pants
>>19639610[ ] It isn't noon yet, fuck pants4 oclock here and i aint wearing pants while sipping on my budweiser 40, fuck pants.
>>19639610>those jean "shorts" that girls wear are something magical.Indeed
[ ] It isn't noon yet, fuck pants
>>19639619Revised to>[ ] Knock Amber up too
>>19639610[x] It isn't noon yet, fuck pants.When they walk in, flip 'em the bird and tell 'em we knocked their daughter up.Fuck pants.
>>19639655Budweiser is shit.Try a real beer, stop drinking lager, drink ale.
>>19639633Also, fuck pants. I ain't wearing them in a middle of an empty parking lot, why would Erik need them in house. Clearly, even pondering about this goes against the Aristotelian virtues of man.
>>19639681Fuck you both. Drink whiskey straight from the bottle. The drink of real men.
>>19639681Meh, you work with what you got. If i had it at the moment i'd be drinking whiskey or vodka instead.
>>19639633>Can't even uploadSoon! Or so they say. Well, a few months, I think, with iOS 6
>>19639696You seem to have misspelt brandy.And drinking straight from the bottle is a waste of a good scotch, and definitely a waste of a brandy.You must let it warm slightly in your hand before drinking.
>>19639696Finally someone else who gets it.
Not noon, fuck pants
>>19639714If i get brandy i get good shit, seeing as i'm broke as fuck right now i've been drinking canadian hunter and 40's.
This quest needs kobolds
No no no, you've got it all wrong. First you drink the whiskey, THEN you drink a bottle of an appropriate beer.It makes a bottle of good whiskey last longer.
>>19639752Wrong this thread needs Thri-kreen
>>19639736Something from the cognac region? Or elsewhere?>>19639739Fun fact, it's not that popular a drink in ireland and seems to be mainly drunk by tourists.
Bah, you all should do as the Romans did. Drink red wine, air it before drinking. With a power blender. Father still doesn't approve of the blending method, even when it's clearly the best way to air the bloody drink. Also a good way to give a heart attack to some elitist knob with a stick up his arse. Take his red wine and go "Will it blend?" on him.
>>19639655It's 7 here and as I have no food in my apartment save some bear that just won't thaw fast enough, I'm working on some Jose Cuervo. I'm not even sure where it came from but it was sealed and full so fuck it I'm drinking it.>>19639681Bud is bad but it is also exceedingly cheap. I'll admit that I'm frequently poorfag as fuck and have been known to buy 3 40's of bud ice just to get a bit drunk on the cheap. When I have money I get some local brewed IPA in a growler. I try to always keep some 151 on hand though because it's cheap for the % and I like the way it burns in more ways than one."Um... Erik? Aren't you going to maybe put on some pants?" Karin asks as she finally notices you've just got Sub-Zero pattern boxers on.You make no effort to move.The heavy footfalls of Jimbo round the corner and stop right behind you."Erik, good to see you this morning. No pants today?""The better question is, it's morning and you ARE wearing pants." You hold up a mug of coffee that Karin set in front of you."...You may be onto something here.""Gotta keep it OG.""...Right..." The big Minitaor clearly doesn't follow.Amber, the colorful and bright Echidna milf, isn't far behind her husband. She stops upon entering the kitchen, her keen eyes moving from Karin back to you, back to Karin, to your crotch, to Karin's stomach."Ara~ara, you kids make this old snake blush."Erik translation protocol initiated: "I know you gave her the ice-cream, Erik."
>>19639761Well lately i've taken a bit to hennesy.
>I know you gave her the ice-cream, Erik.
>>19639786>no food in my apartment save some bear that just won't thaw fast enoughBe sure to eat its heart to gain its strength.
I always laugh in these threads
>>19639786>"Give me the ice-cream Hisa-, Erik!"
>>19639806Hey hearts and livers are delicious as fuck, the strength gained is just gravy.
>>19639786Where you from again Papa?
>>19639786>Sub-Zero pattern boxersNice detail. I'd have gone with X-Men's Iceman, but I guess that was a little too obvious.
New Generation A thread! My body is ready for the hue>>19639786>>Sub-Zero pattern boxersI don't have to think too hard as to which character he mains in MK
>>19639796If you like hennesy, I recommend Martell.Remy Martin is very good as well.>>19639778...that causes me a small amount of pain.
what is this thingis it larger than a breadboxis it scaly is it furrywhat is this quest
>>19639778I might have mentioned getting a Ninja blender and I'm waiting on a paycheck to pick up the nessecary supplies to try to make a white Russian milkshake. If I'm successful, it will be both excellent and disastrous.>>19639806I ate its still bleeding heart after killing it. I really REALLY like pickled deer heart but I'm all out because it doesn't last me more than a day once I get into my jar of them. Bow season can't come soon enough.>>19639823Michigan"Let me know when breakfast is done if you're making enough of it, I need to unload the truck." Jimbo groans before tussling his daughter's already messy hair as she hands him some coffee (he drinks it out of a large thermos)."So Amber, if that's even your real name, that was some security system you had rigged up on your computer." You pull a lamp toward you and adjust it to blast her with light.The Echidna's eyes narrow just slightly, but dangerously as she glances over to make sure Karin isn't watching."I have no idea what you're talking about." She places a hand on her face, which doesn't cover the corners of her deceptive smile."I'm on to you. Who did you work for? CIA? FBI? KGB? WHO?!" You lean forward until Karin wrenches you back."Enough interrogating my mom, here's your eggs."Amber presses close as her daughter turns back around to go to the range yet again, the older Echidna's hair cobras seem to be keeping an eye on Karin. You wonder if they can indeed do that.She cups her hand, speaking in barely a whisper, her long tongue almost flicking your ear as she says it, "Speaking of eggs..."
>>19639855I guarantee that frothy red wine is the best.
>>19639877"Oh, by the way, my mom says knock it off or no more cooking classes for you."
>>19639877"What? Would you like yours scrambled as well?"Eat delicious eggs.
>>19639899Must be said.
>>19639912Trollish. I like it.
>>19639899I dont want to hurt our future mother-in-law's feelings.>I just want a chance to post this picture.
>>19639974Fun fact: hora = whore in Swedish
40 finished, time for delicious copenhagen long cut.
You swallow, hard.She knows?"...I believe you perhaps know some..."SHE"Intimately after last night. Quite a show how you prepared them. Eggs and ice cream? Quite the dish."KNOWS"What, would you rather have your scrambled?""Hmm? If I was much younger and didn't have access to a real specimen of a bull, perhaps. Though now you're with my daughter, so you'd best be cautious about such invitations. Maybe I'm not just an old housesnake, you never know...""Hey, eat up before it gets cold!" Karin frowns, pointing a spatula in accusation as she notices you've yet to touch the plate next to you."Yes Erik, you'd better eat before it gets... Cold..." Amber winks twice."Hey uh... My mom says knock it off or no more cooking lessons..." You mumble, picking up the plate and fork."Ah yes... Cooking lessons..." Amber smiles and backs away, you can't shake the feeling that bit of ammunition didn't have the oomph you thought it would. In fact, she hardly seems fazed at all...
>>19639989that was all I thought about in that picture!
>>19639989Well that makes this all the more amusing.
>>19640019Haha yeah kinda, but Hora=singular Horor=plural.
>>19639989I'm unsure of how to take this new information but it is amusing to think about Alice saying it now.Amber's attention now changes, switching to a different target as she silently slithers up right behind her daughter and places both hands on Karin's stomach."So did you enjoy your... Dessert?" She gives her daughter's exposed skin a small squeeze.Karin's face goes from a normal pale complexion to a flush red in a nanosecond and her hand holding the spatula, ready to turn over a pancake, falters."Ice cream, was it?""Mooommm!!!" The Minitauros spins around, brandishing the flapjack laden utensil like an axe."Was it tasty?" Amber presses her advantage.[ ] Sit back and watch[ ] "I'm full, time to hit the dusty skies!"[ ] "Just fuck already!"[ ] >other?
>>19640019>>19640065well that answers how many whores it would take to satisfy 60 niggers
>>19640075[x] "Just fuck already!"[x] Sit back and watch
>>19639867It's scaly and fluffy but not so much furry and I'm unsure as to how to compare it against a breadbox but it's basically post apocalyptic monstergirls and boys.
>>19640075>[ ] >other?Take a sudden interest in the eggs. And by sudden, I mean ignore all else. We must eat after all.
>>19640075[ ] Sit back and watch
[x] "Just fuck already!"[x] Sit back and watch>>19640090The batgirl has no fur? Strange?
[ ] Sit back and watch
>>19640075[x] Sit back and watch[x] "Just fuck already!"What choice did I have?
[ ] >other?Eat yo breakfast while acting as non-chillant as possible. A frost gotta eat the most important meal of the day after all
>>19640075[x] Sit back and watch, eat our breakfastWe may have dipped our dink in liquid nitrogen but we need food. And this is amusing.
Go Sigmund Freud on the situation, call Jimbo. Discuss. >"You want to fuck ze mutter, ja?"
>>19640075>[ ] Sit back and watchMaybe a little "Just fuck already"
rolled 20 = 20[ ] Sit back and watch
rolled 14 = 14>>19640159Make it good Papa!
>>19640163>implying uncalled for rolls lead to anything but tearsYou young fool, you cannot comprehend what it is that you have just done.
>>19640163Critical success on sitting back and watching. My god.
I'm ashamed I took the time to do this
>>19640186inb4 we gain omnipotence and die because of the information overload.
rolled 20 = 20[just fuck already] X
All the useless crits ever.
>>19640274And then Jimbo walks in.
>>19640303And it becomes a gang bang!
>>19640241It is important information, or something.Have a lamia for your service to humanity.
>>19640303Not sure if want...
Moments like these are those that decide the very course of history. In the not so ancient past, men of power seated on modern thrones made decisions that altered the very world around them, sometimes for the good, sometimes for the worse. It is moments like these that a man lives for; and when he finds himself seated upon the throne as the world burns and the masses cry for salvation, it rests upon his shoulders to make a choice.You've been called forth before, many times, but you are not a man to back down from challenge, no. You're a man of action, of decision, of clarity."Just fuck already!" You throw your hands up, lean back in your chair and reach for your breakfast."W-what?!" Karin snaps.Damn, these are pretty good eggs. Sunny side up, no overcooked yolk but they aren't runny and snotty at all. They really do go well with the wheat toast on the side, now you just need a dash of salt and pepper..."Ara~ara I'm slipping!" Amber makes a few dramatic movements before literally face-planting herself in her daughter's substantial cleavage. "Oh, good thing there were these pillows for me to land on."You take a sip of coffee as you take in the sight of Amber more or less motorboating Karin as her daughter struggles to shove her off, to little success. Karin's eyes and mouth fly open as one of Amber's hair snakes squirms its way down her shirt, in between her breasts. You've never seen snake hair paizuri, but you're more than ok with it."Mo...No! What are you doinnn....!!!!" Karin is cut off as the other cobra forces itself into her gaping mouth.
>>19640329Psh, why not?
"Oh no my hair is moving on it's own!" Amber cries in fake distress as her cobras squirm and twist."Maybe I can pull myself off..." The milf Echidna grabs both of her daughter's little white horns like handlebars, "Wah, I'm slipping again!" and shoves the hair cobra into Karin's throat, you can actually see it bulge slightly.Karin's struggling finally has effect, and she manages to push Amber off balance, the two of them tumbling to the floor. Karin manages to break her fall with both arms... Planted firmly on large milf-tits."Ah, geeze... You really want an old snake like me?" Amber blushes as she bites the first digit of her index finger.You expect Karin to bite down and spin out of the situation, and probably assault you both verbally and with her spatula. Instead...They kiss.Egg drops out of your mouth and coffee spills out of the cup you forgot you were holding as you continue to watch. Karin's right hand reaching around to the end of Amber's tail which opens invitingly as her daughter strokes it.The mother-daughter yuri scene lasts several minutes and orgasms. After which both of them declare they no longer need men and leave the house to go elope in Seattle where they plan to start up a "green" and "vegan" vegetable garden business. Leaving you without a girlfriend.You attempt to continue your quest alone, and though you don't die inside the massive work of tunnels in the deadlands, you never re-emerge, either...
>>19640343>whyboner.jpgThis is gonna be HOT.
>>19640364Ah damn it. Load a save?
>>19640343>notsureifcanonorHUE.jpgAm I a terrible person if I, uh, prefer the former?
>>19640389Perhaps a little.
>>19640364Aw, but I wanted my Jane Fonda....Yes, I am inserting my fetishes into this thread, what of it?
"Mommmmm.....!!!" Karin growls, words uninteligable through her full mouth and throat.She clamps down hard with her teeth on Amber's hair cobra, which is quickly withdrawn as the older Echidna yelps in pain. Karin pushes herself off of her mother and stumbles back until she bumps into the wall.The wall covered in pots and pans, of which, Karin selects a rather large and imposing cast iron one."K-Karin, dear... Perhaps you should take a moment to reconsider such acttiooonnn!!!" Amber barely ducks the blow as the panting, sweating Karin strikes with the pan.Hot on her heels...tail... Karin chases her mother around the kitchen once until you hear the outside door slam shut. Karin walks slowly back into the entryway of the kitchen, panting hard as she leans against the wall with one hand, still armed.Her eyes come up from the floor and come to rest right on you, and you freeze with the fork still in your mouth, suddenly realizing you may have more pressing concerns to attend to aside from the bite of egg.>Response? "Breakfast?" "Didn't know you were into that?" ???
>>19640463"I'll just forget I saw that."
rolled 2 = 2>>19640176You see here.>>19640265Unprompted rolling is the best thing in Papa-N threads.>"Didn't know you were into that? Or that that was into you."
rolled 12 = 12>>19640463"Your mom's a real card, huh?"
>>19640489future diary/mirai nikkiyandere everywhere.
>>19640463>Hot on her heels...tail... Karin chases her mother around the kitchenhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>>19640515Also, this gets my vote.
>>19640509>>19640520http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47LYLmIGkxg link related?
>>19640515I think this will lead to shenanigans. Let's do it.
>>19640463"Was it good for you too?"
>>19640536>not posting the best versionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI_fgwbmJg0Better get on my level and listen to it the whole way through
>>19640549Not' gonna lie i have listened to that whole thing, just picked first link.
rolled 6 = 6>>19640463"There were a lot of things I was expecting just then. THAT wasn't one of them."
rolled 2 = 2"Breakfast and a show! Encore, encore! Brava! Brava!"
As calmly as you can, you swallow, smile and say, "Your mom's a real card, huh?"Karin blinks once as a small smile begins to form and she rights herself from the wall. You can't help but notice, she still has a death grip on the pan handle."Ha ha..." She starts to laugh, slowly growing in intensity as she begins to take small steps toward you.You laugh along for a few moments until she's standing close. In range.Karin raises the pan."H-hey now wait a minute!" You press back in your seat, raising your hands as though they could possibly do you any good. That pan would break them, and probably your face afterwards.As she grabs it with her other hand to strike, you seize your opportunity.Poking her forcefully in both tits garners you enough time to duck under the swing and then you're through into the clear. You don't need to look back to know she's chasing you, that much is certain.Your only salvation now is to make it outside, into the open, where you can use your superior speed to your advantage.Karin nearly gets a homerun strike as you fumble the door open and roll into the warm morning beyond. Righting yourself quickly, you make a beeline for the jetbike."Jock!!! Start the plane!!!" You scream at it, and those codewords indeed activate the jetbike's auto-start function.1d20 to get to the safety of the sky
rolled 4 = 4>>19640679Flying high, into the wild blue yonder~
rolled 19 = 19>>19640679How will this end...
rolled 1 = 1>>19640679Fly you fools!
rolled 19 = 19>>19640704AHAHAHA. Perfect quote dude. Perfect quote.
rolled 14 = 14>>19640679Unholy Father of Fail, don't fail me now! Gimme dem 1s!
rolled 2 = 2>>19640712sucktastic
rolled 18 = 18>>19640704At least TRY not to be obvious about it.2/10, that's the best I can give you.
rolled 13 = 13>>19640704Well, on the one hand, she will at least regret this later.
rolled 17 = 17>>19640704noko goes firstnoko rolls don't count because of things like you're tryingno, 1d1+19 doesn't work"Can't I just eat breakfaaaast"WE're supposed to take frying pans to the face, not run. Are we a bear?!
rolled 3 = 3>>19640725I lol'd
rolled 8 = 8>>19640704Man, can't even noko roll right.
rolled 6 = 6may the gods give us speed
rolled 4, 14, 5, 9, 8, 9, 12, 1, 19, 20, 13, 7, 14, 5, 2, 8, 13, 13, 2, 19 = 197ALL THE DICE
rolled 14 = 14>>19640735I can never remember which eat round it goes, well it was worth a shot.Huehuehue is always enjoyable after all
rolled 19 = 19>>19640772Only when it's legit.
rolled 5 = 5>>19640679TO THE SKIES
You actually manage to make it onto the bike before Karin reaches you, pan poised comically over her head as she charges. J-j-jamming the controls hard, you force the craft into a turbulent but fast liftoff. The blast from the jet engine forces Karin to stop and cover her head as you're pushed upwards.Safe now in the air where she can't get you with just a pan, you go inverted and circle over her head tauntingly."Get back down here so I can give you what you deserve!" She yells enraged, shaking a fist up at you."No! You're just going to hit me!" You fold your arms and scowl, continuing to circle."You're damn right I'm going to hit you! Now get down here!""Nuh-uh!"You go jetting away for a few minutes, soaring just above the treetops and out of sight. A short while later, however, you return. Karin is sitting on the pan, resting her cheek on her hand and watching you."I'll land if you promise not to kill me. And I certainly don't want you using THAT!""Sometimes you just have to use THAT, it can't be helped!" She snarls, "But I guess I'll let you off easy THIS TIME!"Coasting in to an easy landing, you nervously watch her approach, though she leaves the pan behind. When she gets close enough, however... "Ouch!"She doesn't remove the side of her fist from your head, "You earned that."
>>19640845I guess we did. It was worth it though.
>papa n threadYEAH>not Z&Wawwww..>voreYEAH
rolled 8 = 8>>19640856Entirely.
>>19640863Does that mean a Z&W vore thread is the best of all worlds then?
rolled 1 = 1No, we TOTALLY didn't. I mean, we got a nat 20 "Just fuck already!" That should be, like, immunity from consequences, man>coins only critical sux/fail>that'sjustyouropinionman.tiff
rolled 4 = 4>>19640895>Vore in Z&W
>>19640915you know it was gonna happen sooner or later archie
rolled 5 = 5
>>19640915She's a witch, could probably shrink us, or conjure something huge.Oh, and there was that time we ran into Raal'man whilst a dolphin.
Begrudgingly you agree as Karin slides onto the seat behind you and clamps down hard enough around your waist to almost force the wind out of you. At the same time, frosty stands at attention because that same deathgrip also smashes her tanks right against your back and the thin shirt makes it even better.But you jolt in shock and horror as you realize something else, you're just in boxers.And Karin's hand almost lovingly slides up your attentive lower half, before securing itself in a "If you fuck up I'll snap it off" kind of way. As terrifying as it is, you'll be damned if it just doesn't just make you harder. Curse your fetishes..."I hate flying on this thing, so lets just get it over with." She breathes in your ear."Yes ma'am!"The flight into town is a rather lazy one, but it seems to take forever. Mostly because you're contemplating if it would be out of place to request some hand service at this time."Be advised, hostile death grip in your area, over!" HQ relays to you."Yeah roger that, Iceman out.""What was that?" Karin squeezes a bit harder."...Nothing..."At last you land in the back area of Rick's shop, the LZ small as the place is more or less just a tiny clearing in a pile of junk. As glad as you are to touch ground, you're a bit disappointed you didn't get to fire your rocket on the way.Having heard the loud screaming whine of your engine, Rick emerges from the rear of his shop, his mandibles holding a piece of toast as he apparently eats his breakfast."Hey Erik, good of you to stop by! No pants today?"
>Vore in Z&W
>>19640971Oh god, it's gonna happen.MY BODY ISN'T READY!>>19640956"I like to feel the breeze between my knees. You should try it sometime."
[ ] "Everyone knows you don't wear pants before noon after labor day!"[ ] "Pants make it harder to get a handy on the way."[ ] "Are you honestly surprised by this point?"[ ] >other?
>>19640956Point at the sun."The concept of pants before noon offends me, and it is not yet noon."
>>19640997[X] "Are you honestly surprised by this point?"
rolled 20 = 20"Nah, I brought her instead."
>>19640997>[ ] >other?"I like to feel the breeze between my knees. You should try it sometime."
[X] "Are you honestly surprised by this point?"I the only suitable one at this point.
>>19640956I am sweaty with arousal by this development
rolled 3 = 3>>19640997>[ ] "Everyone knows you don't wear pants before noon after labor day!It worked well enough once, let's stick with it.
>>19640971I fail to see any problem with this, I mean, Kiara wouldn't hurt last right? Right?>>19640997Are you honestly surprised by this point?
>>19641019THIS MUST BE USED. THE DICE GODS DEMAND IT.
>>19640997[x] >other?"The missus likes to have easy access"
>>19640997Pants are for squares! ((One internet to the one who get's that reference))
rolled 15 = 15>>19641066Too obvious.
because nobody's gone there yet in all the threads:TALESPIN
"Are you honestly surprised? Besides you cretin, it's before noon and after labor day. Do your civic duty you bepantsed fiend." You shake your head as though disapointed, "Besides, I brought her instead." You jerk a thumb over at Karin."Hurk!?" You gasp as Karin snags you in a chokehold from behind, more breasts to your back only furthering the problem in front."We're thankful for all of the help you've been so far, Rick. Now we need your assistance in how to survive in the deadlands."Rick looks at Karin, then at you, and then at your cock hard erection before shaking his head. "I'll help you kids out but you have to take care of that first." He turns back and heads into his shop."H-hey so how about another taste of ice cream? Probably got lots of extra protein from all those eggs..."Karin snips the shears in her hand threateningly a few times."...Right than, inside shall we? Ladies first."
>cock hard erectionFREUD
>>19641201He's doing it on purpose, now.
>>19641137And she fell in love with us? How did that happen?
Calmed down sufficiently now, you follow Karin into Rick's dusty cluttered shop. You nearly step on a few old CDs before Rick shouts for you to watch your step."Careful! There could be lots of important information about the old world on those!" He shakes his head, continuing on as he walks with his many legs.You look down at what you nearly just crushed.Buxom Butt Babes 9...You somehow doubt it."Didn't realize you had a human fetish." You grin, poking at him with an elbow."Shut up, I don't have a human fetish! ...Don't tell my wife..."Both of you join Karin at a small table, Rick settling down on it by resting some of his many appendages on the cracked wood."So you got some crazy idea that you need to get to the deadlands? What happened to trying to cure your ice-core? There are a lot easier ways of committing suicide. Hell, just go find a slimegirl and let her go crazy. At least you'd die happy.""No no" you explain, "See, I've got to go find the ancient ruins of beard dudes who the Frost king pointed toward in my vision after stabbing me in the chest with his magical sword that I need to retrieve so I can actually stab myself and cure the ice-core once and for all.""If you're already that crazy I say skip the slimegirls and just submit yourself to a bunch of succubutt milfs."
>>19641216>>19641201>not having a cock hard rockI didn't invent this though, you'll see it frequently if you lurk /a/ (mostly fap/sadpanda/milf) thread enough
rolled 7 = 7"Nah, dragons are for warming up. After all, they ahve hordems. Hoardems? How do you combine harem and hoard?"
>>19641238I bet there is a christian sex-tape in there, featuring intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpuse of procreation, under the covers, lamps off and lovingly holding hands.
>>19641224years of neglect making her want our attentions more and more?
>>19641238If I were going to do that I'd have just needed to stick around with her mom for a few days, no I'm serious, need to get into and out of the deadlands.
>>19641293You sick fuck, keep your disgusting fetishes out of this thread
rolled 1 = 1>>19641224She knows we care, deep, deep down, and just have trouble expressing it?
>>19641331>1Well NOW we have trouble expressing it.
>>19641314...and deeply looking into each others eyes as they consumate their marriage only hours ago.
rolled 91 = 91>>19641359Testing something
rolled 13 = 13>>19641359We already did!I'm just sad that 1 came on such a simple thing.
>>19641368Yep. That was a legit roll. Let the Hue Hue Hue commence.
"We're serious, Rick. As crazy as even I think it is, it's our best lead so far and we don't exactly have a ton of time to play around with." Karin brushes aside a stack of old magazines and readies a pen and pad of paper."Serious huh? Well shit, you're going to need a lot of stuff. The deadlands is a crazy place, even more than they every taught you in school. It isn't just the effects of the weapons we used, it was a bizarre landscape to begin with. That place is one of the few where the other world beat out the human one, it was always feral, untamed. We didn't know what was there before we nuked it, aside from knowing it was a huge enemy stronghold." Rick reaches around to a file cabinet and pulls out a few manilla folders, which he sets in front of you.You look over the grainy photos, most depicting a charred landscape quite alien even to you. I must have been nearly a literal hell on earth for those who survived the event. Imposing mountains with boulders of pure rusted iron; rapid, deep streams full of carp, not a saloon in sight."See it isn't just the radiation that can kill you, it's everything else, too." Rick sits back, many of his sharp apendages clicking together in thought."There have been forays in the past, expeditions into the deadlands. Most don't come back, those that do don't generally want to talk about it. You'll need some serious equipment if you want to actually survive. Suits capable of warding off all but the worst radiation, Geiger counters to make sure you aren't walking into some place too much for the suit... If you get punctured while there... You may as well not even bother trying to leave."
rolled 5 = 5>>19641238>succubutt milfsGo on...
>>19641314>Not wanting to do intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpuse of procreation, under the covers, lamps off and lovingly holding hands with your waifu to create children who will create a legacy of missionary sex for procreationWhats the matter Papa? You not a bad enough dude to create a legacy of missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation?
rolled 13 = 13>>19641435I think I'm gonna be sick.
rolled 16 = 16[x] HUEHUEHUE
>>19641435I've come to the conclusion that I should never have kids, so no.
>>19641485Having chilluns is totes overrated.
"...That bad?" You look up from the photos."Your suit gets a tear, the radiation would kill you before the ice-core ever had a chance, probably." Rick shrugs, a bizarre gesture for a centipede man and one likely carried over from his human days, as it isn't something you see other centipedes doing."Do you have any of that stuff on hand, Rick? The suits and filtration systems and the like?"Rick glances around his small shop and shakes his head, "You're talking some expensive gear, not the kinds of things I'm going to have. Hell, those old suits won't fit most of the current population, you two are just lucky to look more human-ish so they probably would.""Shit. I know dad and I have found them in the past but we've never bothered hanging on to any, they do fetch a high price..." You frown, rubbing at your chin and finding noticeable stubble there. You haven't had a haircut or a real shave in a while..."Yeah they do, not to mention not just anyone can get into the deadlands. Military has had it quarantined off ever since the war. Even as a veteran, they aren't going to just let you in, Erik. As far as the military is concerned, it's better that nothing enters and nothing leaves."Rick, for as great as he is, is only that way when set to a single task. You've known that ever since you've known Rick. If he gets too much of a workload, he tends to burn himself out and not finish anything... You'll give him one task while you can focus on the rest.[ ] Have him find someone who deals in radiation gear[ ] Have him find out any more info about the current deadlands[ ] Have him find you a way through the quarantine and into the deadlands
>>19641554Yeah I've already had more than enough of that taking care of my sisters, I don't think I could do it all again especially the little baby to toddler part. Just isn't for me.
>>19641581[X] Have him find you a way through the quarantine and into the deadlandsWe found them before, so we and our father should know who we sold them off to, we should be able to track a few down. The hard part will be breaking the quarantine.
>>19641581[ ] Have him find you a way through the quarantine and into the deadlandsI'm picturing this guy as a centipede-ified sidorovich. I don't know why
>>19641581Nuclear reactors require this gear, the Aircraft carrier just became a priority.
>>19641581>you two are just lucky to look more human-ish so they probably wouldSo we're going to go on this expedition, successfully cure our ice core, and then Karen's suddenly going to change to snake-legs, busting the suit, and die of radiation poisoning. That about right?
>>19641581>[ ] Have him find you a way through the quarantine and into the deadlands
>>19641618ICEMAN WHAT THE HELLhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tGvj4B9_00
>>19641628Agreed>>19641631Doubly agreed. Can't chance it.
>>19641581[ ] Have him find you a way through the quarantine and into the deadlandsPre-nuke fest gear shouldn't be too hard to find (hopefully), plus Karin is the the compooter whiz to research the current day deadlands. Hell, we could probably convince Amber to help us out... inexchangeforprocreatingwithkarininthemissionaryposition
>>19641398So were going to Australia?
>>19641581[ ] Have him find out any more info about the current deadlands[ ] Have him find you a way through the quarantine and into the deadlandsHave him do these two, get in touch with Dad, he may know where to find suits.
>>19641638What the shit?
>>19641705>Rick, for as great as he is, is only that way when set to a single task>single task
"Well shit. Think you can find me a way into the deadlands? I'd rather not have to blast my way through my own dudes.""Through the quarantine? Are you nuts? There's absolutely no way! You'd have to have forged papers! Extensive documentation of your scientific research and an approved plan upon entrance! Give me a few days." Rick throws many of his arms up as though the mission were impossible.You blink."So you can get us through?""Legally? Fuck no! But I know some dudes who know some guys who have some friends, so we can get you in. Maybe.""Great!" You jump up and clap Rick... Where his appendages meet the chitin... "I can probably scrounge up some radiation gear and enough intel to make sure I at least know where I'm going!"Rick scoffs but you can already see the gears working as he bridges the connections he's going to need in his mind."You're walking into a pure death trap but I suppose it's better than just waiting it out. And YOU!" He points at Karin who sits up slightly, "You need to get to work too, missy. Take this..." He hands her a hard drive, "It's got footage, coordinates, all kinds of stuff. You're the computer whiz so you should be the one finding out anything you can for your snow-cone here."
>>19641705>Choose OneNot two
Rick ushers you out of the shop nearly as quickly as you'd entered, pushing you along and rattling on about how much work he has to do now."Those servers won't cover this charge, you'd better bring me some good stuff!" He points several digits at you, before closing the door and flipping his sign to "closed". Well at least he's going to devote his time all toward helping you out. Either because he's known you a long time as a family friend, or because he knows the payoff will be better than anything he could do in the meantime....So probably the money."I don't want to go sit in my room again... But I suppose it can't be helped, you'd better bring me some good stuff when you come back." Karin says, hands on her hips."Yeah yeah, I'll bring you some ice cream... REAL ice cream!" You add, noticing her scowl.You have other, more pressing concerns on your mind.Namely, that you might have to go BACK to that aircraft carrier full of zombies.
I vouch that either of these should be the "theme" for the deadlands for ambiencehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds71pvzOBTE&feature=relmfuhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpgphEhyYNs&feature=BFa&list=SP0095E406D6D3C700
>>19641807So how many buddies do we have?
Blah, I'm straight up beat. Had to go in at 5 because one of our trucks is down so we had to start early to make up for it.I'm going to go snag some food from one of the bars and maybe even a nap. I don't think anything I write at the moment is going to turn out very good.Have to work at 5am again tomorrow so might have to just call it a night here, unfortunately, because another night with just 4 hours of sleep would kill me.Sorry for the shortish thread but I should be able to do a long one this weekend if everything goes according to plan.I'll lurk on my phone until I pass out.
>>19641882No worries. Take care, mate.
If you're a Majikoi fan and haven't seen it yet, these gods amongst men are doing a translation of S and already have the trial translated and available for download.http://wairu.blogspot.com/2012/06/majikoi-s-trial-english-version.htmlIf you haven't played Majikoi yet, it's well worth the download.
>>19641882Thanks for the thread Papa-N, you're the breast. And I should go to bed to, 04:14 in the morning.
>>19641922What is it? A VN?
>>19641922Cool beans bro, I'll give it look when I'm not busy drinking the blood of mortals in skyrim, and as always, a most excellent thread
>>19641922soeone posted in the wrong thread
>>19641922Nee-san better be your favorite
Yeah its a VN>>19642078One of but I like Yukie the most. but there are no bad Majikois this chant bug is really aggregating, cuts my connection when I try to post...
>>19642058Or did he?
>>19642058nah just sharing
>>19642175>>19642078>Not going for the superior Ojou-sama
>>19642237That is my most anticipated S route hands down
>>19642255Hell yeah, can'T wait for Yamato to corrupt her.
>>19642283same>those spanking scenesunfshame the anime wasn't that great, they should have stuck with the VN and gone 3 episode omnibus for each girl to have a route. 24 episodes total. Would have been a thing of beauty
>>19642327There was an anime for this vn?
>>19642402Yeah and it was ok. Lots of PLOT but they changed the plot too much
>>19642427I'm guessing by plot you mean something like this?
>>19642480Pretty much, but the story of the VN itself is pretty damn awesome. The intro is looooonggg but great.
>>19642515Hm, well in that case then I'll definitely look into it. Gracias por el link
>>19642579Link is for the S versionJust look for a Majikoi torrent and download the translations from Yandere translations when it comes back online.And it better come back online...
>>19642639Also the manga > anime
>>19642639da, this shall be done. Btw, you know of any other good vns? Ever since playing KS and MSQ I've developed an interest in them
>>19642695My girlfriend is the presidentFate/Stay NightClannadBible BlackSaya no UtaI'd rank Majikoi above them all. MGITP was fucking hilarious though and I couldn't help but laugh when Putin became my favorite girl in it and yes that is a thing.
>>19642747My girfriend is the president? Putin can be your waifu? mfw Thanks man. Plus I had no idea that Bible Black was a vn... man I am so out of the loop on this stuff.
Christ, I need more time for this shit.
>>19642747You should add Muv-Luv to that list
>>19642767Read that game for Putina.Stay for the starship and terminator maid.
>>19642965We all do brother, we all do>>19642984Yeah I really need to go about playing that>>19643053Indeed
>>19643165It's 3 games you need to do back to back so I can understand losing one head over such an investement of time but still, its a blast. Depend if you like Extra or not mostly.