3rd post after image continues story
'Ere we go
Drop pantsAlso, this isn't /v/, we can use the dice.
You drop your trousers.
>>19584406Venture into yonder scary dungeo
>>19584406Open an everlasting cask of water into the dungeon and flood everything out.
>>19584406Become a robot.
>>19584406Pants are dropped, so we can bend over and use hyperbeam against the dungeon.Fire!
>>19584406Attempt to swallow sword.
>>19584435You concentrate and try to become more steel than flesh. While you certainly asked for this, cybernetic enhancements have not been discovered yet with this level of technology. You frown with disappointment.
take off the "y" at "Scary" to see if something changes. If it does, mess around with the words.
>>19584471VENTURE INTO YONDER SCARY DUNGEON
u enter the scary dungeon
>>19584472Yes, we haven't introduced it to our little friend yet.
Turn your mind to steel.
>>19584483It is dark and you have no pants on inside the dungeon. What do?
>>19584552Dat railroading.Well, this is going to go well without dice rolls...
go back to get pantsfashion your pants into a backpack.chop off your right ring finger and put it into the backpack
>>19584552Gather your party before venturing forth
Open your own international electronics company
You decide to go back to your favorite Inn in the city to prepare and get companions.
>>19584635Recruit one of the greatest badasses ever: Kamina
Burn the inn down
>>19584635Sell your body.
>>19584667THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!
Find yourself a lusty tavern wench.
rolled 2 = 2Kill everyone in the tavern.
The inn, once your favorite place to hang out with buddies and search for girlfriends goes up in flames. The voice in your head was right: Only by letting go of our worldly pleasures can we be truly free.
>>19584677I just wanted OP to come up with something clever
rolled 9 = 9>>19584741Search for a talking skull amongst the ashes, as a fitting companion for your future adventures.
>>19584741Prepare for battle with the incoming city guard.
>>19584759"Come at me lawmen! Blood and souls! Blood and souls for Chaos!"
>>19584810convince the city guard that you are one of them. theyll surely believe you after you mention you saw yourself run off down an alley
>>19584810throw your sword at them and surf down the hill on your shield
Slay them in the name of Chaos!
You decide to persuade the city guards you are on a noble quest to save a princess in the "scary dungeon" and need their aid
Filled with the power of Chaos, you decapitate an approaching city guard in one fell swoop.
Now kill yourself!
>>19585000>>19584991I want /v/ to leave.
You remove your trousers again.
>>19585046Put pants on head.
Venture in order to kill that Chaos punk.
Cover your dick in lighter fluid (burning) and use it as a light source in the dungeon
A voice from above speaks."Come with us, lost pilgrim! The Lords of Law show interest in you."You decide to cast off your previous allegiances to Chaos.
Sacrifice pants to the Lords of Law.
Kill your mother and eat the corpse
Man the fuck up
Put on some damn pants.
>>19585131strange cosmic forces control my destiny, give up and become a hermit
Go to the nearest inn to round up a party
tell them to shine the light into the scary dungeon
Do a backflip
You decide to man the fuck up, whatever that means. You interpret it as drinking enough low grade whiskey until you puke blood.
>>19585262Drink the bloodpuke
>>19585262Build a caste.
Obey the 4th post from now on.Also,>>19585248
>>19585262Go cruising for chicks.
Go on OP,I'm monitoring
grab a part of the burning inn to use as a torch to light the scary dungeon
go find the bad guys
>>19585282>Still has to be the third, sorry.You take a few steps forward, wipe the vomit off your jerkin, and perform a backflip. Sadly, your insobriety dulls your landing skills and you land face first in your blood puke.
>>19585381make some molotov coctailes out of the whiskey and use them to firebomb the scary dungeon
Do something that will actually advance the story.
Side with some badass character to help you in the dungeon
>>19585418You wake up in what appears to be a jail cell and binded to the wall. It seems that the watch did not appreciate burning down an inn and killing one of their members. No matter.
Summon the help of the Lords of the Higher Worlds!
Do something stupid.
Make a shank and stab the nearest guard.
rolled 39 = 39>>19585511Fap.
Escape via the Deus Ex Machina!
Uh, commit suicide? Your soul belongs to the gods so you can come back I'm hoping.
Check if your pants are on.
wait 'til morning
Try to fart... LOUDLY!
>>19585543With a prayer to some higher god, you suddenly are filled with superhuman strength. Tearing out the restraints as if they were made of weak copper, you fashion one into a blade and pounce upon a guard and stab him in the throat.
Go study magicks!
Go eat the corpse!
Rub the man named Rob.
Open up a diner!
The higher lords whisper to you, feeding their dark commands into your brain, but one speaks out the loudest!"Rub the man named Rob." it says. You remember the head warden of the city is named Rob. You sneak up behind him as he is walking and rub the side of his face.
Enter the Cave!
Rub harderRub his face offAll of his face
Sacrifice a ship to god.
>>19585771And then stick the tongue inside his ear! Rob REAL need serious ear cleaning.
And as swiftly as you applied the rub, you run and escape to go to the docks. The lords commanded you to sacrifice a ship to them, and you will appease them.You light a small fishing ship on fire and laugh from the dock.
Uh, well, get a dragon companion and clear that dungeon from the beginning?
Jump onto the boat and loot it.
Suck your own dick
Go to one of the tavern to get a drink and swag the barmaid.
Become Gordon freemen
You drop your pants and try to suck your own dick. However, it's quite uncomfortable and the heat the burning ship is giving it off doesn't make it any better either.
Get a crossbow
end the story.
Get a bowcross
Loot the boat
You run to the weapons shop and using your five finger coupon, you snatch two bows. Then you cross them.
Kill gabe Newell
>>19586142Give food to Gabe Newell
Shoot at Gabe's cock.
Though it took many days and many horrible pacts with the lords of the higher worlds, you were led to the lair of Gaben, a foul demon. Lord of Steam, Arch Fiend of PC Vidya, King of headwear, Archenemy of 3. You slay him with your greatsword.
Steal his pants for your own
>>19586298Wear all the hats
>>19586298Go spend a sunday laying around on water meadows, listening to chirping birds.
Now you understand why no such man should have all this power.
You must now attempt to capture a pokemon which is actually a rabid squirrel which bites your face off. I win
Drink the ocean.
Move this thread to>>>/d/While selling hats on eBay
>>19586397Start throwing them at people like that one guy from that James Bond film
>>19586435Well, this will take an interesting turn.
>>19586435I approve of this
Well, you sold all the hats, but were unable to move this to alternative hentai. However, you are now a millionare.
>>19586533Celebrate with David Bowie
Touch fluffy tail.
Start fapping while watching alternative hentai.
With the blood of a high born virgin and an offering of cocaine, you attempt to summon DB from your 1971 poster.
>>19586640Summon QB instead.
Have fur suit sex because you are a furry
>>19586640Make sweet, sweet love to him.
>>19586640Remember when we were at a cave, with a sword and shield? Let's try to be a robot again.
>>19586674This is the best quest
The summoning suceeded! You hug the white duke for all that you're worth! But you can't make any kind of love with him...It has to be...mysterious.
Get him to sing a song
Can someone archive this?
Let's take David adventuring with us back to the scary cave
>>19586723Summon a foxgirl, and touch fluffy tail.
Move this to fucking /d/ already.It is what this thread has become.And turn him and yourself into tentacle monster dickgirls.
>>19586740>touch fluffy tailI remember that I once understood what that meant, but I have forgotten. Please help.
>>19586730>>19584576>>19584552That took long enough.
Well, you're back to square one, it's dusk, and David's with you.
>>19586759BECAUSE FLUFFY TAIL MAN. YOU MUST TOUCH IT.
>>19586759It's from Monster Girl Quest.No, not the /tg/ quest.At one point in the VN you're supposed to get this bell, but the strongest little foxgirl ever already has it. Earlier, you end up saving one of her loli foxgirl compatriots, so she gives you a choice of a reward:1) Her thin fried tofu. Alice steals it from you and everyone just up and leaves you.2) Touch fluffy tail. Alice abandons you, the fluffy tail is the most amazing thing ever, MC gets raped.3) You take the bell like you're supposed to.
Have furry sex on a car to prevent a BBQ
Kill david with your penis.
And...I'll end it here. I have to eat some delicious curry. I'll be back soon.
Enter the cave>>19586790I see. Now I understand everything.Thanks.
>>19586820>>19586794Have someone continue
Fine, I'll let someone do it, just put on a trip.
>>19586820ILL END YOUR PENIS
>>19586783I vote this guy because we are a fucking democracy.
Did someone archive this oddity?
ITT: keep thread alive until OP returns
>>19587222We shall prevail my brother!
Whatd that from?
Also nice trips
>>19587290Servo Skulls are cute as fuck.Hell, the Tech-priests are awesome all around.I want an army..
>>19587392Same. Get on it GW. In the meantime I'll just play Black Templars.
What game is this?If my pc worked I would definitely play it with you guys right now.
>>19587422It's a quest. OP is simply doing MS paint drawings of what we suggest, and turning it into a coherent narritive. Welcome to /tg/, enjoy your stay, have a complimentary techpriest.
>>19587392>arch-magos Coteaz and his legion of servitor minions>actual tech marines>toss in servo skulls and knight titansCodex: GK is almost custom fit for that stuff
>>19587408>Winter confirmed for crazy cat-lady techpriest
Okay, guys I'm back. You and David are now in the scary dungeon. What do?>Thanks Winter for keeping it alive
>>19587473Turn on the lights
Summon Billy Mays!>Anyone else feeling a Elric of Melnibone vibe?
OP read above and see what happened. We already decided.
>>19587473>No problem.Find and touch fluffy tail.
>>19587473Get David to use his powers to light everything up
This thread is silly
Light up the CaveBring in the ProtomenSing Under Pressude
>>19587473Let's find our party member Freddy ! I'm sure he must be trapped in here.
>>19587501You hear a whisper from the Lords of the Higher Worlds inside your mind."We have already decided."Decided on what exactly? You frown.
I got 4 out of the last 5I feel like a doucheI want to remake my Green Elfs for MTGCore: Nissa Revane, 4 Chosens4 elvish archdruidOverrunPresence of gondThings I need in it to save my assBlunt the assaultGilt leaf ambushTrying to make it 50% creatures or more
>>19587533Oh shit, we're hearing voices in our heads. Well, more voices. Actually, I'm not sure we should be confused by this at all. Let's keep going.
>>19587533We must find our lost teammate, Freddy. He's around here somewhere... He still owes us cocaine, after all.
> Freddy and Bowie> It seems like a broquest startingI like where this is going.jpg
>>19587603Freddie Kruger with a Bowie knife
>>19587533You venture through deep into the cave, and lo and behold! You find Freddy, trapped inside a golden crystal golem! And the golem isn't friendly!
>>19587642Break Freddy free with the power of Song.
Furry sev time
>>19587642Poke Freddy with legendary blade of legends.
>>19587642Use your powers of Rock and Roll to free him.
>>19587642Give the golemn a blowjob to free Freddy!
>>19587624We need to get Jim Bowie next. Fucker is crazy.
I'm sad I missed all of this
"Blood and souls! Blood and souls!" you scream into the void, reaching the ears of the Higher Lords. They send you the legendary blade of legends, in which this world of existence, takes the form of an aluminum Christmas tree. You prepare to liberate Freddie from his wack ass crystal prison.
>>19587730LIBERA FREDDIE FROM HELLROW ROW FIGHT THE POWUH
>>19587730Charge forward with all your might.
>>19587730ALL OF THE SUDDEN NINJAS ATTACKS
>>19587730DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THE CAVE EXCEPT US AND DAVID AND FREDDIEOH YEAH
>>19587730Shatter the golem with a mighty blow, freeing your second party member.
Fuck all the haters, fuck all the hoes.Do a backflip through time and get a companion from the inn before it was burned down.
A mob of towns folk come from a room further into the cave and chase you out screaming "NOOOOOO".
Summon an army of demons from the sky.
A black man runs up from behind and steals your shoes after shanking Bowie in the throat.
>>19587702Suddenly, shurikens, shurikens everywhere! You can't see the ninjas, but they are there! Shit has just gotten real.
All out bumping has ruined this threadAlso the ninjas suddenly have furry sec
>>19587848Stab the sword into the ground, destroying all enemies around us.
>>19587848summon a servo skull
>>19587848Stop the shuriken with your mind powers.
>>19587848FREDDIE BREAKS OUT OF THE GOLEM OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, TEAMS UP WITH US TO FIGHT THE NINJAS
You fly up into the cavern ceiling with a great bound, and descend in a giant flaming meteor of pain and death.
>>19587969Check to make sure we didn't kill our allies.
Summon an army of demons.
>>19587969Smite the ninjas with the fury of a thousand suns.
Use your mightybdrill bro
>>19587969Start singing "Don't Stop Me Now" with Bowie and Freddy.
>>19587969summon a sassy black woman, who don't need no man
Magically obtain an ion satellite cannon.
Sip tea and discuss local events like civilized people.
The power of gods manifests itself through pure rage, destroying your enemies with the heat of an infinite nuclear bombs.
>>19588095Celebrate your victory with David and Freddy.
>>19588095Let's get Freddie and high tail it out of here.
>>19588095Summon Fox-Girl.Touch her tail.
>>19588095is the cave still there? if so, advance! if not, go find something else to break
>>19588112FINALLY WE GET THE FLUFFY TAIL. FINALLY!
The Higher Lords whisper to you the instruction to summon a fox demon.You chant the words of invocation and in a blinding flash of light, she appears before you. She beckons you to touch her tail and you oblige.It's fluffy and reminds you of your mother's fur duster.
>>19588180Touch fluffy ears.
>>19588180Pet the tail. Brush it a little. Tie a little ribbon on it.
Hug that foxgirl. Do it.
Keep on touching tail and smite the golem with our new found power.
Become Chuck Norris
now, we must don our stupidly complex and hard to draw armor plate
Getting 3rd post is really easy with 4chanX.
You crudely tie the ribbon the Higher Lords gave you to her tail. It's really awkward for you, but she still looks likes she's enjoying it.
>>19588280Rub fluffy ears.
>>19588257>says the man with the 8th post
>>19588280Do.... Do you think she'll let us hug her? Hug her.
>>19588292Oh no, I had gotten one before.
>>19588280Free Freddy and continue the adventure with your three companions.
>>19588300>says the man with the 4th post
>>19588293You hug her, but you don't feel very happy. Girls are meant to hugged, but not wild foxes. It feels really weird.
>>19588342Continue your adventure with your companions. Or perhaps they'd like to pet her as well?
>>19588342Make sure she stays in this plane of existence.
>>19588342Mocking our gifts gets you a fox tail.
Use the combined powers of David Bowie and the Fox Demon to free Freddie Mercury to continue on the adventure.>>19588341>>19588292Durrhurr
>>19588357WHAT NO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
A detached fox tail poofs out of mid air next to you. Man, the Lords of the Higher Worlds sure are strange.
>>19588410Our party is now three strong.Let us continue deeper into the dungeon.
>>19588410DO NOT MOCK OUR GIFTS, MORTAL. SUMMON MORE ANIMAL GIRLS. ROMANCE THEM.
>>19588410Rub fluffy ears.
Furry sex time
You rub her ears. It isn't bad, but you'd rather be back fighting evil with Freddie and David. Plus, it's sort of strange petting a girl's ears.
kill fox girl and go back to your friends
>>19588473Tell her to join us on our quest, and carry on with the team of Freddy, Bowie, and Fox Girl.
>>19588473Bring fox girl with on our adventure with Freddie and David
cook everyone some taquitos
Alright, Now we're cooking with gas! Regardless, you have a suspicion this might start to become like a weird JRPG.
>>19588699Time to find a tavern.
>>19588699Find the Spider Queen and steal her magic rod.
>>19588699Let's keep going deeper into the dungeon. Or what's left of it anyway.
I need to get some shut eye valian/tg/uardians.See you tomorrow. Vote it up.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
It's been fun OP.
It's almost like playing MAID