WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.From days of long ago, from unchartered regions of the multiverse, comes a legend.The legend of Swagtron:Seducer of the Multiverse!A mighty butler, loved by girls, feared by evil.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-The short break over, you and the other 3 teams that have made it to the next round stand once again in the middle of the gym.Yuki and her teammates will be facing Sousuke and Shirou.Your team will be facing Perrinne's team.Most of those eliminated have stayed behind to watch, and some of your classmates that weren't even in the tourney have also come.Various Bureau personnel, those that had time to spare, have also come to the gym to watch the events unfold."Okay everyone, you've made it to the next round. Your friends and classmates will be watching you, so I suggest you all give them a show."Mike says as he stands next to the Dude."You kids have fun and pull no punches." the Dude adds as the gym fades away as the simulated environment is materialized around you.
oh look this shite thread again
Use our swag against them. Flirt with Perrine, ask her what she wants for dinner tonight, if she wants to have a punishment game later, etc.
>>19561301That sounds fine.
Oh god, the paedophiles are back.
>>19561278Hina is going to need to be in the air, and we need to put our Strikers on. We should play defensive and support Erica and Hina by keeping enemy fighters off their tails. Gai should take a saucer up an go up real high while no one is watching. Then as they concentrate on Hayate, Erica, and Hina who they can see, Gai can come flying down out of fucking nowhere with a Rider Kick.
>>19561278So can Hina fly at will yes? Gai is at a disadvantage. Does he has some sort of vehicle?
>>19561346Hey nice of you to come out, any reason your using that spelling?
You find yourselves in an huge green field, short grass like it was newly mowed under your feet.A few kilometers away, you can barely make out 6 figures take to the air.Erica brings out her gun and strikers.Hina readies both of her swords.Gai transforms into his second form, one that has the ranged capabilities he lacks in his default form.You take out the custom strikers from Kraus' vault and materialize them around your legs, the control unit resting in your left arm.As you inserted your badge into the control unit, Kraus now integrating himself with the strikers, you remember some of the other words Ursula told you."we've installed some weaponry into the hand unit, It now has 2 forward facing machine guns, and you could channel your majaik through it to fire a beam. I tried adding a barrier function but I didn't have enough time."You turn to your team."Okay guys, we're up against six flight capable opponents, and there's no ground cover here whatsoever. The odds are stacked in their favor but we'll show them how it's really done. Keep safe. Keep mobile."You take off, with Erica beside you.Hina takes a moment to gather her thoughts and manifest her wings before she's also airborne.You thought Gai would stick to the ground, but you notice the ring you gave him before, that Air-shelf ring.He jumps up, and continues to keep himself aloft by jumping across platforms of solidified air."Let's do this." Erica telsl you as she revs Sasha up.>Who do you go after first?
>>19561402Because he's British, obviously. He hates this quest because he's racist against the Japanese. Since only the British Dapper Race can be a true butler, this quest is a horrible perversion of the natural order.
>>19561412 Swag attack Perrine
>>19561412Perrine. Weaponized Sexual Harassment.
>>19561412add a layer of smokescreen to try and even out the numbers disadvantage, then separate them all as much as possible, they're stronger working as a team. have erica go for the other witches, hina for the IS girls, ourselves and Gai as support.
>>19561412Seconding Lookout >>19561460
>>19561460Sounds good, it do
>>19561460This will also be the first time we've actually used our smokescreen ability.Prepare for wats.
>>19561493the second time. first time was pic related.
>>19561412Let's go after the Stratos girls first. Be prepared to support Erica and Hina.
>>19561460>>19561493I hope it covers a large enough area to be effective against air units.
>>19561493we used it against the idols.
>>19561460Sounds good. We don't get much use out of the Walls of Havaana.
>>19561512>>19561522I stand corrected. This will still be the first time anyone other than the idols has actually seen it, however.
LG da fuk is going on with your twitter. sounds like you're writing magical mystery tour era Beatles lyrics.>Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum>My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San Francisco>Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life
>>19561581ffffffffffffff it's been a long time since I've watched that. so I was right about the fake song lyrics.>And I have never paid for drugs.
>>19561460>>19561459>>19561445These.I love it when a plan comes together.
>>19561616Technically not fake, It is an actual song. But res it is.
Should we lend a Teacup/Saucer to Gai, and have Gai control it? It might be more comfortable for him than jumping everywhere and getting exhausted in the process.
>Smoke screenYou pull out a cigar from your inner pocket.The majaikal roll of tobacco lights itself as soon as you place it in your mouth, a thick cloud of smoke engulfing you and your team.You continue puffing on it to increase the amount of cover.'Everyone split up and pound on anything that moves. Gai, Hina, YOu take the ones with the robots. They seems a little slower, but the long reach of those things worry me that they can do melee.'You mentillate your team your instructions'Erica and I will go for the witches. We have the speed to keep up with them''Roger.' They answer you.Gai jumps up and out of the smoke to prepare himself for ambush.Hina flies on inside.Erica and you flank to the left and listen for the distinct sound of the strikers units the witches are wearing.**ROLLEM FOR ENCOUNTER**>taking the fifth roll[ ]1-30 Lucchinni[ ]31-60 Meeyafooojee[ ]61-90 Perrinne[ ]91-100 ALL OF THEM
>>19561714This'll be interesting.
rolled 79 = 79>>19561714EEEEEEEEEEEEVERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYONNNNNNNNNNNE
rolled 82 = 82>>19561714Come on, Perrine.
rolled 45 = 45>>19561714the eastson captcha says east.
rolled 15 = 15BEHOLD!
rolled 64 = 64>>19561714Come on, dice gods: Froggy GET!
rolled 61 = 61>>19561722derp
rolled 49 = 49>>19561714Comeon everyone.
>>19561742You're welcome, for forgetting the dice.
>>19561758Your doing god's work, Udz.
>>19561771Indeed, Udz is doing gods work.From >>19561742
>>19561742You hear the low whine you were waiting for, somewhere to your left was a lone witch.With the thick smoke cutting off all visuals, you rush in shooting blind.In reply, the witch threw a small bolt of lightning at you, missing wildly.It's Perrinne, no doubt about that.'Hi there.' You greet her mentally, while leting loose soime shots at her general direction.'Hi yourself.' she answers cockily.She bursts through the smoke right at you, her sword drawn, electricity crackling around her.**roll for evasion***add a course of action after you have evaded
>>19561829agreed but i think LG must be having problems doing things because holy fuck its been awhile.
rolled 60 = 60>>19561990after evasion, Aerial Gun Kata
rolled 77 = 77>>19561990>do a barrel roll out of the way then falcon punch.
Oi wots dis noise goin on about roit blimey
>>19561998keyboard is acting up, i must need to replace it soon.[none of them last more than 2-3 months for me.]
>>19562012>falcon punch the mother of our child?
rolled 86 = 86>>19561990Well if she comes up behind us we can try that Molotov fan idea.Otherwise flying swordfight.
rolled 57 = 57>>19561990If still in teh smoke, dive in for a grope, then (or if out of the smoke just), pull the urumi, and get it going, using the off-hand control unit guns as well.
rolled 83 = 83>>19561990Reply to her with our rapier, and let us dance.
rolled 15 = 15I vote mass explosions.Is that a thing we can do?
>>19562074>mass explosionsYes, it's something of a specialty of ours, once we figured out how to fill paintballs with the Molotov explosive potion.
rolled 92 = 92>>19561990Sword fight with ceramic knife, if we can make ceramic utensils.
>>19562094I think we can. And it's non-conductive, so that's good.
rolled = 0I want to run away.
>>19562094Kraus is the worlds most bitchin' tea set, should be a simple task.
rolled 1 = 1>>19562142That's not how you do it.
>>19562160The O's are too obviously not 0's.
>>19562142>rolled = 0MOOT WHAT DID YOU DO
>>19562160And that d1OO is STILL obvious.
>>19562176He' rolled a 1d00
rolled = 0>>19562181Yes I did. In fact,ROLLAN FOR UDZMM WINNING THIS FIGHT
>>19562181That used to auto-1, if you remember people trying for HUE back near the beginning.
rolled , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , = 0>>19562189And now, ROLLING FOR MYSELF LOSING THIS FIGHT!
>>19562219You're annoying. Go away.
You avoid her easily, but the electricity swirling around her body gives you a little shock.She disappears again into the smoke. You ready your own sword, the belt forming itself into a rapier.She lunges at you through the smokescreen, her aim straight and true.You parry her and try to keep moving.'This smoke isnt really hiding you you know?' she tells you mentally.'What?''I can find you by your body's electricity.' She says, 'this really isnt very sporting you know, fighting a blind opponent.''Really? are you sure I'm blind?''Positive.' A hand reaches out and slaps your behind.'See? Now why don't you be a good man and fly out of the smoke so we can have a fair fight?'[ ]fly out of smoke[ ]stay in there
>>19562307I'm pretty sure that's on purpose.
>>19562309[ ]fly out of smokeShe wins this round...
>>19562309[x] fly out of the smoke"That's sexual harassment! Please do more."
[ ]fly out of smoke
>>19562307I think it's kinda funny.>>19562309We may as well acquiesce.
>>19562309[x]stay in there"So that I can be blindsided by Yoshika and Lucchini who are waiting for me to come out of the smoke?"Nice try."Let's try going into Bunny Mode. We need the faster reaction speed.
>>19562329>>19562332>>19562338>>19562341Guys...she can sense us in the smoke, but Miyafuji, Lucchini, and the Stratos Girls can't. As soon as we leave, I think we're going to get shot to pieces.
>>19562309[x]stay in thereIt's a trap. She's smart enough not to give us free information.
>>19562366Erica should have the other two covered.Gai and Hina engaged the IS girls.
>>19562347>>19562366These guys have the right of it.>>19562309[x] Stay in the smoke.The Walls of Havana will protect us!
>>19562309[x]stay in there.
[X]stay in there
[x]stay in thereLet's not forget that Perrinne was once in the freaking military. Giving away an advantage like that is not something she would do.Also I have a bad feeling since we are distinctly not hearing Sasha.
>>19562309Huh. I think we need to pursue some kind of senses-augmenting potion. Good for seeing through smoke, hearing the motion of fabric, seeing invisible people's footprints, and augmenting sexual stimulation. Downsides would be overstimulation, like being blinded or deafened by a flash of light or a gunshot.Anyway, stay in here. We're going to get cut to pieces if we leave. Toss up a clone to distract her and serve as a second pair of eyes and ears.
Stay in the smoke.If Perrine is mentilating us, then that means that there's still a link that we can use to see her. Have Kraus see if he can get a lock onto Perrine's device OR the electricity that she's pumping out. It'll be better than trying to fight her blindly in the smoke.
>>19562396>sense-enhancing potionNice idea. But as with all potion ideas, you need memories and ingredients to go with it.
'I'll have to politely refuse your offer. I'm quite comforttable here, thank you.''your funeral then.' she answers.A flash of steel, a burst of speed.You barely avoided her that time.She's right, you're flying blind here and she's playing you like a cat with a ball of yarn.You must even the odds somehow.WAT DO?[ ]Bunnymode[ ]Timestop[ ]Burninate[ ]Other
rolled 80 = 80Burninate sounds nice.
>>19562425[x]BunnymodeNow would have been a great time to be able to use a clone. Too bad Mike still has us on a 1-hour cooldown for it.
>>19562411carrots, cheese, meat from like a rabbit or something soft and the memory of us ducking ourselves that one time we went back to the morning before the doctor ran tests on us.
>>19562425We're in cover. Use our swag senses to locate her. No one will ever know. Except her, and the other girls when we tell them later.
>>19562425[x]Burninate she can see our electricity, but not our spray.
>>19562425[x] timestopOn her next pass, replace her sword with a sausage.
>>19562425BunnymodeBoost our speed so when she attacks next we can counter and push the advantage
Polite sage for off-topic.OP I just wanted to commend you on running a quest where you don't railroad your participants. More of the /a/-/jp/ quest thread creators could take a hint from you. I know you guys were punted to /tg/, but we like to make decisions here and see how they play out. Usually the weaboo (no offense) type quests are just a story the OP thought out and just wants to post increments. Cheers.
>>19562425Burninate.Secondary action: have Kraus see if he has a thermal sensor, electricity sensor, or life-sign sensor or even a metal detector mode. That should give us a rough idea of where Perrine is within the smoke.
>>19562473I like this one!
>>19562425Timestop then spray a cloud of Molotov, move away unstop and kaboom
>>19562483I do too, I was giving him props. The other /a/-quests are just feel stories with the pretension of decision making, then if the participants do something unplanned the OP does what he wanted to happen instead.
>>19562505I was referring to you, other people who sage are usually act like children.
>>19562551I don't act like a child.I do like these threads, I just sage because of my inability to contribute.
>>19562569You should attach a noko to it. That's how you make a sage polite.
>>19562569You aren't me. I just saged because I was off topic. All it does is not bump the thread, sorry you're offended. Look, i'm bumping.
>>19562472Until Mike let's us create them more often than one an hour, and only for two minutes, we'll have to wait another half-hour.
>>19562473Nice to see someone who is not really contributing still being niceThanks for taking the time to say thanks and being polite about it allSome of the other quests are more railroady because the qm's aren't as good at improvising which is sad but they still can be good like katawa yandere or SWQ
>>19562569Again, it's why I like you, see: >>19562219. This one acts like child.
Ha ha, what the fuck is going on right now.
>>19562620/tg/ - Imageboard Etiquette.
>>19562473I kinda have rails though. Very very loose ones.made with whatever possibility the players might think about.And they branch out, so any decision made actually affects the plot, and some of the story in the longrun.But sometimes, an idea or a lucky roll gets to derail the loose outline.[FUCKING TREX]You don't wantt to see some of the more convoluted charts I've made.
>>19562653>You don't wantt to see some of the more convoluted charts I've made.YES I DO.
>>19562653I kinda do actually.
>>19562653I actually wouldn't mind seeing one.
rolled 75 = 75It's be a solid wall of black innit?
>>19562653Naturally I doAlways looking for a way to derail your plans so seeing them more often gives me a more solid idea of how you planNot that there is any malice in there but it leads to such amusing scenarios when we successfully derail
>>19562653This is /tg/ an entire board based around convoluted charts. Of course we want to see your charts
>>19562505I agree to an extent about some being too rail-roady and keeping the player's actions too limited.However, I believe that care should be taken when throwing the accusation of rail-roading around simply because the desired action did not have the expected effect.Just because you chose an action, and expected a specific result, doesn't mean that such a result is guaranteed. Predictable failure, but the clues were ignored by the players, for example. In those situations, I don't think a QM, or a DM in any other setting, should be afraid to let the players fail.
>>19562689>we want to see your chartsThat sounds so filthy when you say it like that.Continue.
Ooh, ooh, timetravel shenanigans chart inbound? Complete with still-relevant blackouts?
>>19562704Man, remember the chart of our first time-travel shenanigans lunch hour? And then, the chart for when we went back to our home Dimension, a single wrong choice would have resulted in us facing down the Yakuza. We really dodged a bullet there.
>>19562731It wasn't the bullets we had to worry about. They didn't want to go perforating the merchandise, see?
>Burninate>optional Kraus sensors'Kraus, throw me a bone here. Is there a way we can detect her in the smoke?''SURE THING. LET FIRE UP THE LONG-RANGE SWAG RADAR.''The what?''THE FUCKING SWAG RADAR. IT'S BUILT INTO THIS FUCKING CONTROL UNIT.''How does it work?''I'LL TELL YOU LATER. PROJECTING RADAR SCREEN NOW.'A small holo pops up by your left eye.There, you can see a trio of bright green points.'FRENCHY COMING IN FROM ABOVE.'Kraus tells you.You put all the speed you could into the strikers. Zooming away from where Perrinne was aiming for you.'You can run but you can't hide.' she mentillates as she begins pursuit.You pull out the large cask of Molotov from Kraus, and poke a small hole into it.As yoyu let the explosive mixture drip out and into the fans, it's turned into a fine spray trailing behind you.You fly in a large circle in the smoke, Perrine still pursuing and unaware of the trail of death you're leaving behind.**ROLL FOR BURNINATION SUCCESS**>taking the 3rd roll>Eh. But the newer charts are at home on my other computer.>I'll try and redraw the Susan merger one.
rolled 95 = 95BEHOLD!
rolled 9 = 9>>19562756Dammit, we're going to get great rolls except for the one that counts, again.
rolled 100 = 100Oh goddammit too early.ONE MORE TIME FOLKS HERE WE GO.
rolled 69 = 69>>19562756this is the third roll.
rolled 60 = 60>>19562756How does chilling with Ryuu potentially lead to Sakura?
>>19562768Derm. I've said it before and I'll say it again. You get Arch-Magos's seat.
>>19562768Niiiiiiiice. 95 and then a 100.
>>19562768>>Words cannot describe
>>19562768FIRE CLEANSES ALL
I was thinking...I think we should give Ayumu, and the Witches, a heads-up about the Bluebeard scenario, just in case they get it. Not giving them inside info, or anything like that, but telling them that in these simulations, they have to understand not to pull any punches. That sometimes, the criminals we're sent to bring back, dead or alive, can't be shown any mercy or hesitation.
>>19562840I think they already have that sort of idea.Telling them to think before they rush in would be a good one. It got us much further along the Bluebeard scenario than expected and bad rolls and choosing to value Hina over civilians lost it for usI think overall we made the right choice in it
>>19562898>I think overall we made the right choice in itI agree entirely.
>>19562898I agree. Overall, I think we made the right choices, even if we lost.I think the Bluebeard Scenario is just the Bureau's version of the Kobayashi Maru Test. It's an impossible scenario (because the mission success parameters are to save ALL of the kids, and that's pretty much impossible when Caster can turn them into monsters with a thought), and is meant to take overconfident trainee's down a notch, teach trainees how to handle fear and failure, and show them the kinds of horrors that they might have to face in the field.Personally, I think the Bureau should make the Bluebeard Scenario a mandatory training sim for all trainees.
>100 WIth Perrinne still pursuing you, You teleport to Gai's location leaving her behind.You also take this opportunity to detonate the trail of explosive fume.Perrinne, who was flying right in the circular path you filled with fumes gets blasted and is taken outt of the fight.The thermobaric explosion sending out a huge shockwave that clears an area of smoke below you, revealing a stunned Cecilia who was trying to get a bead on you.Gai, who was waiting for a target to present herself takes this chance to land a brutal drop kick on her. She's also out.'4 left.' He reports to the whole team as he once again uses a shelf of air to gain altitude.'Make that 3. I took out Miyafuji.' Erica corrects him.Three left.WAT DO?[ ] TEAM UP[ ] DIVIDE AND CONQUER
>>19562840Especially regarding SUEs and the like. Not even a remotely viable unless you have lots of prep-time and access to absurd resources. And you better have one helluva backup plan if that doesn't work.
>here's the Susan Arrival one, I tried to replicate it as best as memoryy serves.>A lot is blacked out since your'e already on the route it.
>>19562996[x] don't split the party
rolled 79 = 79Team up!>>Never take rollz off
>>19562996[x] DIVIDE AND CONQUERWith Gai staying up high ready to ambush Lucchini, Charlotte, or Laura.
>>19562996[ ] TEAM UPNever split the party, we keep learning this lesson.I believe this should be our order Germany, France, Italy.
Divide and conquerThey have shown the ability to work well with others in the past so we need to keep them separated.The is girls are probably more dangerous right now since they have two left and are used to fighting together
>>19563033gonna go for this.
Divide and conquer. We can always teleport to our teammates to make a duel into a double-team real quick.
>>19562996>[ ] TEAM UPWe work well as a team, even when Erica gets caught up in the Dakka.
>>19562996[x] team up
>team up'Everyone regroup on me. Let's gang up on them.'Erica was the first to get to you.You see Gai airhop towards you from the ground."I have one on my tail.' Hina reports.'Draw her out of the smoke and to us.'Hina, with her feiry wings burning bright, bursts out of the smoke, on her tail was the orange robot thing Charlotte was piloting.The three of you fly towards her to mob her.**rollem**> Taking the second roll
rolled 91 = 91>>19563224Rolling!
rolled 14 = 14>>19563224
rolled 46 = 46>>19563238That's a good one there.
>>19563238Fuck.Well, I must be off. Good luck, gents.
rolled 82 = 82I am too late.I have shamed us all.
rolled 88 = 88cya, maths exams time here, taking my leave too.Btw, keep up with the good rolls Derm
Is Derm the anti-lookout?
>>19563292Yes. At least when it comes to rolling. They both seem to have good ideas.
>>19563301See lookout rolls well when it doesn't matter derm rolls well when it doesSo they are opposites for dice
>>19563238You rush her but she was ready for the ambush.She pulsl a shield out of nowhere and blocks the shots you and Erica unleash on her.Gai tries to punch her from below, but she avoids it.In her robot's other hand, a large gun is manifested.She catches up to the still fleeing Hinagiku and blasts her in the back.The burst of automatic fire takes out the sword wielder.You try and move in to attack again.As your shots hit her shield, she flies towards you and ejects some panels off the shield.Under it was a mean looking spike.She pulls back to shank you.**ROLL FOR EVASION**>taking the 4th roll
rolled 79 = 79>>19563465Well, this is not going well.
rolled 33 = 33>>19563465ORE GA GUNDAMU
>>19563465After rolling that 14, I'm going to sit this one out.
rolled 85 = 85>>19563465rolling
rolled 95 = 95>>19563465This is an average roll.
rolled 8 = 8I HAVE COME ONCE AGAIN
rolled 77 = 77>>19563465Why not.
rolled 82 = 82>>19563465We should really offer to draw Ichika to some secluded location.
Even when I fuck it up, I do it when it can't harm anyone.Hehehe
>>19563523All hail the anit-Lookout!!!
>>19563495They won't need it
>>19563541True but it'd be a nice gesture.
>>19563492"NOPE." You tell her as you avoid the spike and spin.Your smaller, more agile strikers giving you the maneuverability you need to avoid her."Okay guys, NOW!" You yells as you see her right in the middle of the three of you.Gai turns his gun into a sword, Erica releases her missiles, you fire a beam through the hand-held control unit.Charlotte blocks most of the missiles but with her back now turned to you, your beam hits her squarely.Gai's sword finishes her off.There are two left.WAT DO?[ ]go for Laura[ ]go for Luchinni
>>19563609[x]go for Laura
>>19563609Laura.Luchinni will just be a dodgy cunt while Laura spams her boomstick at us.
>>19563609[ ]go for LauraIt'll be fun to corner Luchinni
rolled 58 = 58Do the one what sounds like a vegetable.>>ntendms CharacterApparently captcha wants his WiiU
Go for LauraLuchinni can be dangerous but Laura moreso
>>19563668Well, we shouldn't underestimate a world war veteran either.
Leave the gelato goblin for lastMio mk2 needs a test of skill anyway
>>19563679It's mostly a matter of weaponryLuchinni is much less armed than Laura and seems to go more for avoiding attacks
>>19563698Nah that's when we either finish our Chibi potion or recreate melmo candies and feed them to MioEither way it would be cute
>>19563679She's Italian. Can you really call that experience? They sucked pretty hard during the world wars.
>>19563714The old chibiyate and friends idea?I thought everyone had forgotten about it. Next time we play with potions we should give it a shot
>>19563730They might have but she didn't do too badly during the warPlus she like most of the witches can boost her strength so we should be on our guard
>>19563730As a national force, yeah. But Lucchini was stationed with the 501st, so she's not your average Italian vet.
"There's two of them, and three of us left. Luchinni is most likely buzzing around in the smoke waiting to ambush us, Laura... I don't know what she could be doing.""Leave Luchinni to me." Erica grins as she revs up Sasha again."We'll go after Laura then." you say with a nod to Gai.As Erica flies into the smoke cloud, a large beam cuts through it and narrowly misses Gai."Found you." You say as Gai again executes a dropkick like a human missile towards the beam's general direction.**ROLL FOR COMBAT**>Highest roll of the first 5 determines course of action
rolled 87 = 87>>19563776>HighestBueno.
rolled 45 = 45BEHOLD MY ROLL-FU
rolled 46 = 46>>19563776Again why not
rolled 29 = 29>>19563776DBZ beam battle!Random yelling!
rolled 23 = 23>>19563776Launch as much silverware as we can in Laura's direction to act as chaff to mess with her targeting and to distract her from the incoming GAI MISSILE.
rolled 37 = 37>>19563785So our course of action is to bueno?
>>19563785Oh, shit, course of action. I stopped after reading "highest."Uhh, timestop. Knives. Za Warudo.
>>19563808Works for me.
>>19563808This is why you read everything in full. Otherwise you miss critical info, and either make a bad choice or make a ill-thought out suggestion.
rolled 42 = 42To be honest, I kinda want to see what kind of combat happens with a bueno.Or a Crazy Ivan. Is that this quest? If it is we haven't done one in a while.
>>19563856It probably involves leering and sexual harassment.
>>19563856A Crazy Ivan makes no sense right now. And the results of a Crazy Ivan can either be moderately good or terrible.
rolled 78 = 78>>19563856Crazy Ivan which we picked up from SWQ is generally spaz out and NOPEIt is generally the best option whenever it comes up
rolled 96 = 96I always thought Crazy Ivan was when we're given the choice between 1 2 and 3 and we pick Q.I like picking Q.Maybe later.
>>19563907That's accurate. And Q can range from the best choice to the worst choice.
>>19563874>the results can either be utterly awesome or awesomely terribleFtfy
>>19563776You watch as she easily blocks Gai with what appears to be spearheads trailing wires that moved independently."Bueno." You say as you also rush in with a sword drawn.As you were about to hit her right side, you're stopped in mid-air by some unknown force.The large gun over her shoulder swiveling towards you and charging to fire.WAT DO?
>>19563968Timestop. Knives. Finish with a Tea Laser.
>>19563968Molotov paintball at the gun on her shoulder.
>>19563968If we can still move, put up a teacup with the inside coated with rebounder aimed back at her, while another teacup protects us.
>>19563968Timestop, douce her with rebounder and Malitov, teacup her, detonate, profit.
rolled 53 = 53I must leave you now.I gift you one final completely worthless roll.See you later.
>>19563968Dragonball Z style energy fight tiem? I think so. Tealaser her laser.
>>19563968tell her Ichika's gay.
>>19564052Oh god the devistation...
>>19563989>timestopUnable to move, you are left with one final recourse.You stop time.As you activated the Cassiopeia, you hear a small creaking noise in your mind but you ignore it.You had 20 seconds of stopped time left, and as you started them, the mysterious force holding you back is released.You fly down to the frozen Laura and pepper her with molotov painballs, chucking a whole canister into the barrel of her huge cannon.Getting in between her and Gai and shielding yourselves with a platter, you activate the explosionRoll 2d100Taking the 4th roll1st roll will be for effect second will be for ______
rolled 36, 29 = 65>>19564074
rolled 54, 5 = 59...I'm not sure if that sound means something unpleasant happening to the Cassiopeia, or if it's the first sign of Susan events.
rolled 4, 32 = 36>>19564074
rolled 91, 97 = 188>>19564074HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
rolled 63, 9 = 72>>19564086Lookout, go the fuck to sleep.
>>19564095Fantastic job, mate!
>>19564096no. it was good i rolled when i did in this case anyways, would have been your shitty second roll instead.>>19564095well done. well done.
>>19564101I honestly was expecting double 1'sIt's the *SNAP* everyone's panties disintegrate all over again
>>19564095You fool. You put 97 points into hue. What have you done?
>>19564095Did we just summon Mordekaiser?
rolled 66, 46 = 112>>19564095That isn't HUE.That isn't HUE at all.
>>19564095I'm not liking that creaking noise inside of our mind, or how that 97 is going to affect it.
>>19564147Forgot to turn my dice off.And hopefully, the high rolls on the taken set of dice prevents bad things from happening.
>>19564074The explosion rocks you and Gai, but the platter saves you from any damage.Laura on the other hand is blown away by the huge amount of explosive you doused her with.'One left.' You tell Erica'Come help me then. Luchinni is a slippery cunt.' She answers.You fly off to her direction as Gai jumps down towards the ground.
>>19564182>slippery cuntDon't mind if I do!
>>19564154>high rolls on the taken set of dice prevents bad things from happening.Maybe.LG's started using tables for our rolls, rather than just straight success/failure and the degrees thereof.
>>19564192He's done that periodically throughout the quest whenever the options are ambiguous rather than inherently positive or negative.
>>19564090>I'm not sure if that sound means something unpleasant happening to the CassiopeiaLike maybe we shouldn't have strained the Cassiopeia so much when it's not fully repaired, and so certain components are starting to wear out, and springs may snap?
>>19564182>Luchinni is a slippery cunt>SliderOh my god I had the greatest idea for a picnic game ever.
>>19564208I like where this is going!
>>19564205Damnit Cogbeard! Where the fuck are you!?Also we may want to ask the doctor about this.No timestops till we look into this.
>>19564208What, a game of 'Catch the Lucchini' and coat her in Slider?
>>19564208>>19564220Catch the slider coated loli?
You are Ayasaki Hayate, turned in to a girl.And you're crying out for help.You're trapped in this dreary, lonesome place.You need to get back, find a way home.You suddenly hear a noise from the gym.
>>19564236With your dick, yes.
>>19564240Run towards it. After this kind of isolation, desperate panic mode is engaged.
>>19564240I enjoy where this is going.If she's here, we should greet her with tea and calmly discuss what happened and who we both are.
>>19564205>>19564229You know quite possibly the creaking was the boundaries between Susan's empty dimension and our real dimension straining and that's probably what it wasThe Cassiopeia are meant to be pretty hardcore and stand up to a lot. The fact ours was nearly unworkable really just meant that it had been through hell and back prior to our getting it and us using it for short jaunts of time stop is not that big a deal
"What's wrong love?" The doctor asks noone in particular as he places an ear on the shaking central console of his blue box."What's happening darling?" River asks him."I don't know. I've only ever seen her act like this once. And when that happened, things got... weird." he tells her as he pokes around with his sonic screwdriver."Weirder than normal?"He pauses, and looks her straight in the eye."Much, much weirder."
>>19564291That's... definitely not good.Bracing for NEXT TIME ON MSQ
>>19564309Nah we have about an hour before that happens
>>19564291Susan gets into our dimension and NEGA BUEREAU INC!
>>19564291okay.that's grounds for engaging panic mode.
>>19564322The doctor doesn't seem worried thoughPreparing for a few weeks of headaches maybe but not worriedSo until the doctor worries I don't worry
>>19564333>getting worried BEFORE the Doctor is worriedThat's like evacuating after the hurricane is already in full swing.
>>19564333You don't understand.The Doctor just said HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.THAT'S BAD. THE DOCTOR ALWAYS KNOWS WHAT'S HAPPENING.
You fly into the cloud to help Erica.The little italian imp isn't even taking any precautions to hide herself and is instead flying around teasing the other girl."Can't catch me! Nyanyaaanyaaaa~"You home into her by ear and sneak up on her.Erica's shot's are missing wildly, the other girl proving to be quite the agile flyer.Luchinni isn't even firing back, you can just hear her zooming around continuing to taunt the German.**roll for ambush**
rolled 33 = 33>>19564358Sorry, Lucchini, but it's time for you to take a nap.
>>19564346He never did understand the Tardis much.He stole it and can only do hodgepodge repairs on it.He's no expert on Tardises
rolled 81 = 81>>19564358sneak attack pancakes!
rolled 88 = 88>>19564358Surprise tongue in the butt!
rolled 53 = 53>>19564358Surprise!
rolled 71 = 71SUPRISE!!!
rolled 92 = 92>>19564371Why.
rolled 85 = 85GOOD, NOW LICK HER EAR
rolled 57 = 57>>19564358SHAZAM!>>19564370Oh good. That'll help the average.>>19564371... oh god this can't end well.
>>19564371Come on, man. That joke requires proper timing.Context wasn't bad, but your timing sucks.
rolled 99 = 99>>19564389Because apparently yelling random things makes the dice gods work betterAnd it is a running joke
Wow. Dice hate Zuchinni.
rolled 27 = 27>>19564403I know it's a running joke but man time and place.
>>19564322>>19564346Oh gods your right...Engage panic mode!
>>19564402There is only one person who can do it right and >>19564371Was obviously not himNce attempt at it though
rolled 1 = 1>>19564403You glorious bastard you.Also its a bit of but instinct that the sound from the casseopia may be linked to whats going in in the TARDIS as well as with Susan
rolled 90 = 90>>19564414Oh look a one.
>>19564414You just had to screw things up, didn't you?
>>19564414And that, gentlemen, is why you ALWAYS turn off your dice once someone has rolled above, say, a 95, ESPECIALLY if it's a 99 or 100.
>>19564414And this is why you turn your fucking dice off.
>>19564414Hopefully LG won't rape us for you're deciding to not take your motherfucking dice off when we have rolled well because it is not related to his postNot entirely sure he will though
rolled 87 = 87>tongue in butt rolled up to a 99>quickly followed by a 1looks like we're eating a bullet again.
>toungue in loli butt. Roll chain leads to a 99. HAhaOnly in MSQ... only in MSQ.
rolled 7 = 7>>19564431It's LG. Do I need to say more?
rolled 14 = 14Welp let's see how many 1's we can get to this time
rolled 24 = 24>>19564451He has avoided fucking us up in the past thanks to things like thatRollan because not like we can get any worse
rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 20>>19564456I'LL HELP!
>>19564463>not like we can get any worseDo I need to remind you of when we got 4 nat1's?
rolled 52 = 52>>19564466Good work man now onwards to HUE!
rolled 61 = 61>>19564470Let's go for five this time
rolled 58 = 58>>19564470Yeah I know.It means we die horribly but I want to see how horribly
>>19564466Nice noko'd 20d1.
rolled 24 = 24>>19564479alright then.
>>19564403You put yourself where you think she'd be flying to, and wait for her.As expected, she flies sttraight into your arms.What you were'nt expecting was she would be flying upside down and facing away from you.This gets you a faceful of striped panties."Gwah! How did you get here?!" She asks as she squirms trying to get away from your grip.It only leads to her grinding into your face more."Mmmpgh mmmpgh mmpgh!" you try to say something that's lost into the fabric covering her behind."That tickles!" she tells you as she still tries to get awayErica flies into view and sees the unusual position that you were in."Fun times over... for the both of you." She revs up her gun and releases a barrage of missiles."WAAAAAA~!""Gmmphh!!!"
rolled 94 = 94>>19564482That's kind of the whole idea
rolled 17 = 17>>19564479No dice bad. We WANT 1's now.
>>19564486This was unavoidable.
>>19564486Dammit, this is going to sting, isn't it?And Erica's not going to be happy out of the sim.
>>19564486Shirley is going to be jealous when she hears about that
>>19564506Lucky us a distraction is walking in.
>>19564506She can be quite understanding but I think she might be a bit annoyed
>>19564486Well it isn't the worst way to die I gess
>keybaord finally died, had to grab one from the storeroom. its a different sahpe. will msuck typing at firstOh man, getting used to new keyboards is the WORST.
You find yourself in the back in the gym, still holding the upside down Lucchinni, Erica observing you from a few meters away."Sooo... Still not finished yet huh?" she asks an eyebrow up."Mmmpgh!" you say still muffled by the stripped cloth pressed against your face."Ehehehe, It tickles when you move your mouth." The gelato goblin comments.This does not help in anyway at all."Just drop her already!" Erica commands you."Err... yeah. Right." you say as you lower the Italian to the ground.'What's it taste like huh?' She asks you'Too tart.' you answer her. 'Maybe if it ripens a bit.'She steps up to you, stomps on your foot and bites your arm.She pulls you with her towards the bleachers with her teeth.VICTORY.WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19564678Maybe a brief, playful talk about how teamkilling is bad?
>>19564678should have said, "Not sure, but it doesn't taste like getting shot at by your teammate."ask Kraus to explain the swag radar bullshit earlier.
>>19564678Let her lead us towards a seat on the bleachers. Sit down with Erica in our lap, and let her continue biting the arm to work out her aggression while we pet her.See how Sousuke, Shirou, and Yuki fared.
>>19564678See how the other match is going.
>>19564678Throw Zuchinni a rolled-up flatbread.Watch other interesting parties.
>>19564678We can't complain about the TK or the bitey for this oneSit down and pull her onto our lap. Say we might have to see what she tastes like later on
>>19564722Ugh. That joke's old and played out.
>>19564745Not reallyIt isn't really the time for it either though
>>19564745not until we see her under the effects of melmo candies it's not.
You sit down on the bleachers and pull Erica into your lap.She continues to gnaw on your arm like a dog with a bone, letting out soft growls every once in a while.Up on the screen floating in the middle of the gym, the fight between Yuki's team and Shirou/Sousuke still rages.Yuki has what to be a whole allied invasion force from the second world war with her, Shirou and Sousuke doing their best to fight off the flood of soldiers and tanks.Yuki's remaining teammates, a short girl with an X shaped hairpins and one with blonde hair seem to be busy drawing something on their sketchpads.The two finish at almost the same time and rip the pages off their pads.From the paper spring out their drawings.The brown haired girls drawing was an army of cavalry men, and they charge into the fray on stallions and muskets.The blonde girl has drawn a fantastic looking giant robot bristling with guns and missiles.As soon as their creations have joined the fray, they start drawing again.Yuki pulls out another book from inside her mantle and starts to spawn dozens of large winged beasts spouting fire. Dragons.Sousuke, who had half a dozen girls by his side, his whole bonta troop and a large black man, is still on the verge of having his position over-run.Shirou is hacking and slashing his way through the cavalry charge, but he looks to be tiring."Hey Yunocchi! Why don't we combine our work?" The blonde one asks the one with the X's."okay!" she answers cheerfully
The two pull out a large piece of canvas out of nowhere and begin attackign it with paintbrushes.Soon the image they had in mind is formed.It's a fiery meteor.They pull the canvas off it's frame and throw it into the air.At the same moment, a huge burning fireball crashes into Sousuke and Shirou, takign them out."Well Fuck. Three of them are summoners, and powerful ones at that. We're gonna be in for a hard time next round." you tell Erica."mmmpgh." She nods as she continues to chew playfully on your arm.
I shudder to think what would happen if Yuki ever pulled out a copy of Dune.
>>19564897>Rocks fall, everyone dies, NOW IN MOE FORM!
>>19564883Hidamaris now? I kind of want them to meet Madoka.And mentioning Madoka reminds me that we haven't seen much of Sakura outside of the Loli Brigade recently.
>>19564913Oh god, Paul Atreides is basically the Emprah in child form.That and the obvious sandworms.
>>19564897And we're iout of Time Stop. This is going to be painful.
>>19564928Don't forget the legions of Saudakar AND Fremen Fedaykin, working together.
>>19564921Yeah she has been a bit absent from proceedingsWe have spent most our time split up into smaller groups, defusing situations or in extra curricular studies though so we will miss people sometimesWe should do another picnic for the loli brigade and one for Nanoha, Sakura and Madoka ( once they get back ). It would be nice
The two teams rematerialize in the Gym.You see two other girls on Yuki's team, one of which you recognize as that girl with the large robotic arms you fought in that other exercise with the basics that you participated in.The other, a girl with black hair and an oddly chipped katana in her hands."Okay kiddies, for the final match we're having Basics team-C against Advanced team-A.. You'll again be given thirty minutes to prepare for the next match." the Dude says from behind the table he and Mike were sitting at."We'll be adding some extra 'features' in the next round. So you guys best be prepared for anything." Mike adds."mmmpgh mmmpgh mmmpg." Erica says around your arm."Errr... I didnt quite catch that." you tell her.'I said, I don't like that sound of that' She mentillates.
>>19564973STR and Black Rock Shooter? I don't see them being as much of a problem as all the summoning going on.I think we may need Ted. Did we get his lasers done yet?
You are Ayasaki Hayate, turned in to a girl.And you're in the gym.The noise is gone, everything is silent.But you somehow can't pull yourself away from here.Something inside tells you to wait.
>>19564973>featuresRead as: traps and wandering monsters and boss fights. Any ideas on preventing a Colony Drop by the Hidamari girls?
>>19565001Taking them out first. They have to physically draw whatever they want to summon, too. That takes time.
>>19565001Spam giant fucking lasers at them.
Next time on MSQ:Dewey Decimal SystemNew thread on [unsure]>i'm working out of the office tomorrow.> unsure if I could do it at 0700friday.>also unsure if i have a trip out on saturday> just watch the tweeter for time confirmation.
>>19565026My god, you actually have to do work tomorrow?Shock and disbelief!
>>19565001They (And Yuki) Are summoners, so probably have weak personal defences. Go invisible, calmly walk up behind them, knife them. Done and done.
>>19565056But we are butler, and this is the finals. We have to make the fight fun to watch. Meaning explosions and lasers and Rider Kicks and miniguns and shit.
>>19564992Nope no Dino armour yet, that was a weekend / evening plan with Ursula
>>19564999So the next time we use the watch to freeze time we end up pulling her into our dimension then?
>>19563894>Crazy Ivan is generally the best option whenever it comes upI must disagree, if we want to actually get things done.Crazy Ivan is the death of getting things done.