WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.From days of long ago, from unchartered regions of the multiverse, comes a legend.The legend of Swagtron:Seducer of the Multiverse!A mighty butler, loved by girls, feared by evil.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-You find the often missing blue box parked where it should have been.Before you can even knock on the door, it opens and the Doctor's companion, the lady known as River Song, opens it and says."He's been expecting you. Come right in."You follow her inside, finding the doctor standing in front of the central console.He doesnt look much like the jovial, whimsical man you have had the opportunity to interact with before.His face, for all intents and purposes, is serious."Err.. Good day doctor. I hope your trip went well." you say in greeting."It didn't. More importantly, there's something we must discuss."[ ]what is it?[ ]huh?[ ]okay...
>>19536495[x]what is it?
hell yeah msq time.>>19536495[x] okay.
>>19536495[X]what is it?
[x] Punch the doctor in the face, we are too swag to listen
[x] It was like that when I got there
>>19536495>[ ]what is it?Seen /a/, LG?
>>19536495[x]What is it?contemplate our life choices, wonder what could possibly make the Doctor get serious.
>>19536548>what could possibly make the Doctor get seriousAnd what the consequences of such a horrible thing will be.
>>19536495[x]what is it?The Doctor is not amused at our time shenanigans.
>>19536566Other than Perrine's babby, we haven't really HAD any time shenanigans since the last time we saw the Doctor.We've barely even used the watch, considering A-tan's warnings.
rolled 73 = 73"Of course.">Caught it early>Fuck yeah
>>19536548>what could possibly make the Doctor get seriousThe silence has followed the doctor and they want our casseopia.
>>19536672Fuck them it's our watch now.
>>19536602what have you been reading? we stop time all the time. it is one of our most used abilities. and that comes from the casseopia
>>19536767Maybe I just don't pay attention that well, but it just seems like we've been using it less since the warning.
>>19536782We have, we listened for some reason.
Sounds like someone needs friendly-sage guy
>>19536862Oh, hey, bro. Yeah, come right on in. It's nice to see you again tonight.
>>19536881Thanks. There's not much to do tonight, it's all either whorewhammer 40k or MtG.Really, the only stuff less-/tg/ than Anime Quests
>>19536909I'm glad you're here regardless. If you're going to be staying here and saging anyway, and don't have anything better to do on /tg/, would you like the archive links? That way you could be up to date with the quest and follow along instead of being a bit lost, as I expect you are right now with the Cassiopeia.
See what el doctor has to say.I wonder... in TG meta quest, we had a chat with someone who said he met a certain Time Lord on several occasions but never got the chance to chat with him about several important questions regarding the Meta. Could it be that the Doctor is traveling about, attempting to ascertain the nature of SUEs and canon?
"What is it?" you asked him, wondering what would make the man become as serious as this.He remains silent for a moment, pausing as if for effect as lights blinked and gears turned behind him.Finally, he spoke."It's about that kid." he tells you."You mean my child with Perrinne?" you ask him"Errr... what?" suddenly, he seemed confused.He turns around and faces the controls.Pulling levers and twisting valves, he looks into a series of screens that you yourself could not decipher."errr... Doctor?" you ask the man."I told you we were early!" you hear River say from somewhere else in the room.The doctor turns to you, an awkward smile now on his face, and says."So my dear lad, What can I do for you today?"[ ]What do you mean by "that kid."[ ]what did river mean by "we're early"[ ]the the hell is going on?[ ]there's this ghost...[ ]there's these weird dreams ive been having[ ]there's this _____________
>>19536938Well, uh, I've checked some of the archive stuff. It's all rather confusing, but I get the basic background
>>19536944[X] There's this ghost...
>>19536944Don't worry. Time travel is confusing. While you're here, though. There's this ghost that's been bugging me, and i've been having weird dreams.
>>19536944[x]What do you mean by "that kid."[x]there's this ghost...[x]there's these weird dreams ive been having"And I have a sneaking suspicion that at least two of them are related. I don't know which one's, though."
>>19536944>[ ]the the hell is going on?>[ ]there's this ghost...
>>19536944[x]What do you mean by "that kid."No really what does he mean.If really can't push this line of questioning anywhere go with.[x]there's this ghost...
>>19536957You should start from the beginning. It's much less confusing and a lot more engaging if you actually start at the beginning and read it linearly.
>>19536944As long as I'm saging, might as well at least into fun:>There's these weird dreams I've been havingBecause obvious misinterpretation
>>19536987That's the ticket, mate.
>>19536862Friendly sage-san! I missed you!>>19536944[x]What do you mean by "that kid."? And did river mean by "we're early"?He should just tell us, he's already slipped up.
>>19536944>[ ]What do you mean by "that kid."Mention A-tan, if necessary.Then mention the bleed-through, and then the dagger we got at Nanoha's birthday.
>>19536976i like the wording here
>>19536944Cassiopaedia[x] What do you mean by "that kid"[x] there's this ghost...[x] there's these weird dreams ive been having
>>19536944[x]"What do you mean by 'that kid,' this place is 75% kids?"[x]"There's this dwarf clockwork expert I need help finding, he might know something about the Cassiopeia"
>>19537007ohh almost forgot about him, we should at least ask about that
>>19536986Oh god this isn't going to turn into a Homestuck style "But after you do 104, some of them are bad, but just WAIT for 127!" type deal with the chapters, is it?
>>19537039No, it's "everything in this quest is utter shit unless you have the proper background information." It's like trying to watch a non-episodic TV series from the middle. Know what I mean, mate?
>>19536944What do you mean by that kid?
>>19537058Eh, sorta. Just sort of worried that I'm going to be facing a mountain of rather boring filler backstory.
>>19537072Nah, it's pretty engaging from the get-go. It's a solid read. And hey, if you're not into it, you can stop whenever you want and will have only wasted time that you weren't going to spend productively anyway.
He's obviously trying to cover something up, possibly something to do with the things you want to ask him today."What did you mean by that kid? Also, I have a weird suspicion that it has something to do with the weird dreams I've been having or possibly that girl "ghost".""I don't think I could tell you, spoilers and all that jazz." he tells you."Darling, Throw the lad a bone will you. They've most likely made contact by now, so a little information wouldn't hurt." River tells him."Okay.. Okay..." he turns back to you,"Here's the most that I could tell you; When she shows up, you will surely be confused and most probably freaked out at first. But she will be just as confused as you, so just don't question things too much and take her in.""huh... That doesn't help much." you coment"Well, it will. Trust me... Now, tell me about those dreams."WAT SAY?
>>19537039Oh god no. There's only been one time travel event that we've actually taken part of. There are implications of more, but those won't be for a while yet.If they happen during play at all.
>>19537102I'll still probably hang around with my sage. It's rather fun to look at all this anyway. Switching from "I dislike this" sage to "I have nothing to contribute" sage.
>>19537118OH NO I FORGOT MY SAGE
>>19537096Well I don't know how many I have had but I seem to have dreams where I am pulled back into my old universe but the situations are unfamiliar
>>19537127Cool welcome broYou know you can noko+sage to sage and stick around?
>>195371344chan X lets me stick around anyway. It works wonders.
>>19537096"I...dream that I never came to the Bureau. That I'm living a life of someone like me, but who isn't me at the same time."It's frightening, Doctor. The possibility that what I have here might only be a passing dream. I'm man enough to admit that it scares me to my core."Kraus also detected massive majaik drains whenever I had these dreams too, which is very worrying."
Twitter>and thus, another one is welcomed into our fold.
>>19537096Our exgirlfriend is stealing our magic and told us to act natural next time we see her. What do Doc, what do?
>>19537096"It's happened only 3 or 4 times since I arrived at the Bureau. I'll go to sleep, nothing happened before that was any more strange than normal for here, but when I wake up I'm somewhere else, servings as a butler in someone's house. I think it's my home dimension because Hina is there as well. After a while, I wake up back here in the Bureau.
>>19537129We don't know it's our old universe.that answer is too Meta."I've been having dreams where I was living a normal life. they're too... Vivid. I've also had a conversation with a girl i know from back home in one of them."
>>19537127I think we can forgive you.>>19537175I think we could also mention Nagi and Maria as people we met while we were in our home dimension.
There were two where we were working as a butler in what's-her-name's house, and one where we had the conversation with A-tan. any other ones?
>>19537314A-tan came to us, but I can't think of any at the moment.
>>19537177I am pretty sure we realize it is our home universe. We have seen the sanzenin mansion, Nagi and Maria so we should be able to put 2 and 2 together
>>19537314There were:1. Waking up in the house the first time2. Taking Nagi to school, interacting with Hina3. The maids had made us cross-dress4. A-tan visits us and warns us about the Cassiopeia.
"It's happened only 3 or 4 times since I arrived at the Bureau. I'll go to sleep, nothing happened before that was any more strange than normal for here, but when I wake up I'm somewhere else, servings as a butler in someone's house. I think it's my home dimension because Hina is there as well. After a while, I wake up back here in the Bureau." you tell him, explaining the dreams you've been having."They're too vivid, too real. I've been having Kraus monitoring things and he says I've been using up majaik whenever I've had them.""I see. And you think this has something to do with your abnormal majaik drain?""Possibly.""Hand me your badge will you, I'll need all the data he has on this."You hand him Kraus and he sticks him into a slot in the cluster of machinery behind him."Tell me, have these dreams become so "real" that you actually begin to experiencing them for real?""You could say that...""How exactly?""Well.. I've talked to, and held a girl I know from the past in one of them. It was so real. I swear I could smell her shampoo even after I woke up.""In that dream, did something of note happen?"[ ]tell him what A-tan said[ ]don't tell him what she said
>>19537437Tell him. The Doctor thrives on info.
>>19537437[x]tell him what A-tan saidmaybe ask him to keep what she said to himself, if you can't trust the eleventh then who can you trust?
>>19537437[x] Tell him what A-tan said.If we can't trust THE FUCKING DOCTOR, Who can we trust?
>>19537437Tell him what she said, unless she said not to tell anyone, in which case tell him only that she said not to tell anyone.
>>19537437[x]tell him what A-tan saidTrust The Doctor.
>>19537462>>19537470>>19537471>>19537472>>19537473Rule number one. The Doctor lies.
>>19537437[x]Tell him what A-tan said.
>>19537472i remember she said something but im not sure what. and i dont want to look it up.
>>19537437[x] tell him.re captcha:>ksksar riveris that some strange alternate dimension version of river?
>>19537484Yes, but always for a reason.
>>19537437[x]tell him what A-tan saidThe Doctor is one of the few people that has both the temporal clearance to know, has the ability to help, and has been nothing but helpful and supportive of us. And he already knows about the power of the Cassiopeia.
>Trusting The DoctorNah.
>>19537437Rule number 0: A-tan said don't fuckin' tell.So we don't fuckin' tell.>>19537462>>19537470>>19537471>>19537473>>19537486>>19537491>>19537498You morons.
>>19537489"First thing is about your watch." She tells you. "Make sure no one else gets hold of it.""No one should handle it except for you. It is a forbidden power that no one must lay their hands upon.""If you tell people about it, it could bring about unnecessary danger.""O-okay" you answer."As for the other," she continues "When you see me next don't lose your composure and just follow my lead."
>>19537484Yeah. But it's always funny as hell. Well to me at least.
>>19537512She said not to tell anyone about the watch, but the Doctor is the one who gave it to us, and knows about its full powers. Hell, he even fixed it partway for us when we showed it to him.
>>19537512>>19537514Now, admittedly, the doctor already knows about the watch, so I dunno.
rolled 86 = 86>>19537514ok so she said dont tell, as it could bring danger. so the "if you cant trust the doctor who can you trust people might have something
>>19537514And the Doctor already knows about the watch. He was the one to tell us what it even was. We tell him. Only him. (And maybe Mike)
>>19537512>>19537514she said dont tell people about it, the doc knows.
>>19537512the doctor already knows about the watch though. and that was the only thing she warned us not to tell about. so we could say, "I was told not to tell anyone about my watch."and really, who the frak else are we going to get answers from at this point?
>>19537552>>19537554Yes, I have conceded the point.
>>19537566my apologies. we're moving much faster tonight, and chrome extension still aren't working as far as I'm aware, so no auto-update for me.
>>19537437The doctor is the one who gave us the cassiopeia a-tans warning was to not tell anyone about it so Tell the fucking doctor so he can help fix our shit
>>19537437>Trusting the DoctorLet's think about what that got some of his Companions.Rose got omnipotence for a few minutes, then got forever stuck in an alternate dimension.Jack got made immortal, and has lived a few thousand very painful years by this point.Martha ended up working for the government.Donna got mindwiped after experiencing what it's like to be the Doctor.Rory got killed and erased from time, and had his daughter kidnapped and turned more or less into a child soldier.Amy got stuck in a hospital for thirty yearsm and had her daughter etc.Yes, I'm being meta, but if a madman with a box showed up in MY neighborhood, I would not welcome him.
>>19537592I'm using the Chrome extension right now, and the auto-update seems to be working fine.
>>19537437tell the doctor
>>19537592Get a script-based one, like 4chan X. The official ones are shit.
>>19537602the official extension or 4chan Plus?
>>19537624Speaking of which, which one is the best of them to use?
>>19537514>forbidden powerThe Doctor's TARDIS is already superior to the watch. He doesn't need it.
>>19537661It may be NOW, but we have no idea what it's capable of if we get it completely repaired.I'm firmly against telling the Doctor.
>>19537601To be fair, Rory became an incredible badass afterwards. And Craig, while not a companion, also largely benefited from the Doctor's presence.
>>19537677You're firmly against telling the doctor that we've been advised not to tell anyone about the watches power, the doctor already knows about anyway.Okay.
If we dont tell the doc, how will we defeat negayate and negasusan and stop the nega-bureaus, where negasusan and her reverse-harem lie?
>>19537677The tardis is levels above our watchThe watch is a time manipulation deviceThe tardis is a fucking be all and end all time, space etc traveling deviceI think we are pretty safe given he knows what a working Cassiopeia can do since he told us all about it back at the start
"She said that we might meet again, and that I just have to go along with it. And also, she told me to tell no-one about my watch.""Ah, but you haven't really been discrete with it have you?""well... I've told my team that it can stop time. But I think she was talking about it's ability to move through it.""But it's broken. Surely there's no value in that." he says as he pulls out Kraus from the console and hands him back to you."Darling, you yourself should know that if anything breaks, there's always the chance of fixing it." River tells him."Well yeah, But fixing that thing would be pretty hard. Impossibly hard even.""But I do fix it eventually don't I?" you tell him."Yeah. And look at the fine mess you'll get yourself in to... Now, you tell me that she was from your home Dimension, it's possible, though I'm not quite sure how, that she's tracking you by some sort of signal. We could try and jam that you know."[ ]let the doctor do that[ ]leave it be for now
>>19537677Remember when he repaired it for us? He knows everything about it. He's a goddamn Time Lord. If he says the TARDIS is superior, the TARDIS is superior.He's an incontrovertible authority.
>>19537743Leave it for nowShe seems to be concerned about us more than trying to mess with us so we shouldn't hamper any efforts she is making
>>19537743[x]leave it be for now
>>19537743Leave it be for now. We trust her.
>>19537743Ask him whether there is any benefit in leaving the connection open.
>>19537601He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and can see the turn of the universe...and...he's wonderful.Always trust the mad man with a box.
>>19537743>[ ]leave it be for now"I don't think she means me ill. I can't imagine she would. Let's leave it be."
>>19537743[x]leave it be for nowwe don't know anything about what a-tan wants, other than she's looking Ikusa.official extension aint doing jack monkey squat. I just want a post-fetcher. 4chan plus was working just fucking fine before the script update.
>>19537743[x] leave it be"What if she uses the connection to call for help, and I can't hear it?"
>>19537743[x]leave it be for now"If she needs my majaik for some reason, then I'm willing to trust her to know why it needs to be done."
>>19537743[ ]leave it be for nowshe's a nice lady.
I like the new thread tag in the archive.
+4 after 28 votesSomeone still so fucking mad
>>19537847Yep.>>19537909They still mad.
"I think we should just leave it as it is for now. I don't think she means to do me harm.""Well, if you want to. I'll look into the data I got from your device just in case your majaik drain worsens. Now, finally, What about that ghost you were talking about?"WAT SAY?
>>19537955"She's this girl, about my age, pretty, blue hair, red eyes, a bit shorter than me. I keep seeing her, but not even Kraus notices her. I feel like I'm hallucinating."
>>19537955I've seen here all over the bureau. In town, and at home too. I purchased a resort within a bottle, and she was there too. She called it "Her house."
>>19537955I keep seeing this blue haired red eyed girl appearing. The first time was in town walking back to the bureau but then she has appeared in my house twice.There is something weird that I can't put my finger on about her but she is real because I have touched her and last time she was here a hair of hers was left behind
>>19537955"She shows up at random times, seems to be annoyed at my presence, and vanishes without a trace. Kraus hasn't detected her at all, but I could swear she's real."
>>19537955It's a girl that's been showing up randomly.And considering, both her and I have been freaked out when we see each other, I think you know who she is.
>>19537955"Well...this girl sometimes appears in front of me. Seems only I can see or hear her, because Kraus didn't detect her. She looks about my age, blue hair, red eyes. "She yelled at me to get out of her home, so maybe she's tied to my house."I know she's real, though. Here, the last time I met her I was able to recover this strand of hair."
>>19537967>>19537976>>19537980>>19537982>>19537992what these guys said.
>>19537955i agree with>>19538049>have to go to work in 15min.>every damn time.
>>19538175That does suckHopefully your job will be quick and easy
"Well...this girl sometimes appears in front of me. Seems only I can see or hear her, because Kraus didn't detect her. She looks about my age, blue hair, red eyes. " you tell him as you fish in your pockets for something."She yelled at me to get out of her home, so maybe she's tied to my house. I know she's real, though. Here, the last time I met her I was able to recover this strand of hair."You show him the strand of blue hair you found in the baths."So she's an intruder?""Possibly. I'm not quite sure.""Can I take a quick look at that?" River tells you as she holds her hand out."of course." you say as you hand her the strand of hair.She looks at it under the light for a moment, stretching it out to full length.She then goes to the console, opens some sort of container built into it and places the blue strand inside."What exactly are you trying to do ma'am?" you ask her."I'm trying to figure out who this belongs to. The TARDIS is connected to the Bureau's database and it contains every one that has been encountered by the Bureau even those that are nothing more than coincidental witnesses. Maybe we'll find just who this ghost of yours is."She tells you all this as behind her the console begins making noises not unlike a coffee maker.**ROLLEM**>you must beat a 95 within 10 mins.
rolled 77 = 77>>19538307
rolled 99 = 99>>19538307
rolled 28 = 28>>19538307
rolled 45 = 45>>19538307START YOUR ROLLERS BOYS HERE WE GO
>>19538315We're done here.
rolled 63 = 63>>1953830795? easy.
>>19538315Lookout, I could kiss you. In a totally gay way.
rolled 17 = 17While we're here we should invite the Doctor to our beach party a few days ago. I know we never saw him there but that doesn't mean he wasn't there at all.>>19538307Rolling
>>19538315Goddamn it, Lookout, your dice never fail to entertain.
>>19538315That was quick. And it was Lookout, too.Dice gods must want plot to happen as well.
>>19538315Nice job lookout.
>>19538332I could kiss him in a totally gay way
>>19538315Lookout I take back everything bad I ever said about you.
>>19538315Wut? Plot advancement in MY mahou shounen quest?I dont want to live in this world any more.
Oh hey, look... it's that quest thread with all the paedophiles.For fuck sake landing gear, let this fucking die already, you hateful cunt.
rolled 9 = 9>>19538315I love you, man
>>19538359I like how that man has proper form for lifting while rage flipping his desk.He is a man to admire and I would like to shake his hand.
>>19538363This is you.
>>195383632 hours and what, 10 minutes, in you decide to complain? Where the fuck do you people keep getting your information?
>>19538359You might not be alone, but you don't have a lot of company>>19538363>quest thread with all the paedophilesNot at all, good sir. We argued the 9 year old was too damn young.Wait, shit. 13 is in the paedo classification. Goddamnit.
>>19538382This is you.
>>19538403No, this is you.
>>19538403Damnit i didn't think anyone took any pictures when i did that.
>>19538392>Implying everyone else sits on the board 24/7 like you do.Oh yeah... you sure told me. I definitely won't think you're a sad creepy bastard after THAT comment.Man, what WAS I thinking?
>>19538393actually 13 is hebi, post puberty and whatnot
>>19538424I didn't say I wasn't, I'm merely referencing the fact that most people who bitch do so at the beginning of the thread, it's like procedure.
>>19538430>Attempting to rationalize wanting to fuck 13 year olds.Wow... seriously, you guys are sure proving me wrong here.Man... I feel so embaressed.I'm curious... When everyone on 4chan who DOESN'T participate in this sad little masturbation frenzy you guys have got going on here, all agree that this is the worst shit on 4chan, does that officially make you guys worse than bronies?
>>19538315*DING!* like a microwave that's done cooking, the console alerts you.A printout in the form of a telegraph strip comes out from above River's head, she takes it and begins to read.The doctor looks over her shoulder and also begins to read from it."...""...""uhhhh... So.." you interject as the silence gets to you. "What does it say?""...It's pretty interesting." River tells you as she pulls out the strand of blue hair and hands it back."and that is?" you ask"IT'S YOU!" the doctor says with a huge amused smile and two thumbs up.>Reaction?
>>19538479"Dang, I thought it was too long to be one of mine."
>>19538461Wait, who wants to fuck 13 year olds? The fucking explicitly doesn't happen when the 13 year old character is around.
>>19538479"Haha, nice one, Doctor. Now, seriously, who is it?"
>>19538479That's impossible, it's far too long to be one of my hairs. Stop joking around.
>>19538479"What? No way."
STOP REPLYING TO THE GODDAMN TROLL YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS>>19538479"Wat."
rolled 67 = 67"Well that removes a lot of options... or improves them... hmm...""i need to think deeply upon this."
rolled 90 = 90>>19538479"... But she had red eyes, mine are blue."
>>19538491>>19538495Combination of these.
>>19538526>mine are blueAre they?
>>19538479Wha?>>19538461No see everyone hates bronies because they go out of their way to invade everywhere with their fetishWe stick to ourselves and don't shit up other threads with it unlike 90% of 4chan and we are here because this is where all quest threads get shuntedIf you don't like it then there are many ways to filter it out so that you don't have to look at it and there is nothing forcing you to come in here and complainThat is of course not going to work because you just want something to bitch at because you have no life and want to feel superior to someone
>I like how they can't find anything else to complain about anymore and stick to an issue that like 100 threads gone.LG's laughing about the troll on his twitter.
>>19538461Dude we explicitly decided NOT to do anything with Nanoha until she's older.
>>19538493I didBut not enough to push it to cause derailment
>>19538585Decided not to do anything until she ready actuallySo it was up to her
>>19538461Welcome to harem quests. Abandon all hope if you haven't already, it's only going to get worse.
>>19538479"So... your saying... the ghost girl is me...? Like some sort of clone of me? Can you explain how?"
>>19538647>>19538654Good to know.
Extremely relevant to potential extradimensional twincest....That is what we're going for, right? 's what I'm going for.
>>19538711Nah, I'm going for perfect platonic twins. The type of people who can cuddle naked while horny and never have the thought occur to them that they could have sex with each other.
>>19538711I can't rule it out.I mean, I did write that bit of fluff when the road encounter happened.
>>19538711I'd be fine with it. Tea of Sagittarius-style.
>>19538725That's what I'm hoping for too.
>>19538647FUCK! He's exposed the darkest secret of MSQ followers!Fine I'll admit it to the world! We are all secretly physics majors! Are you happy!? Are you?!>>19537437I'll say the dunce responses posted thus far followed by getting that it's another version of us.
>>19538725I think that would be the better outcome. If not some odd sibling relationship.
Yay, I'm learning!
>>19538784Wait, is that asking why there's child pron?I assmue that's not what it's asking, but that's the only thing I know of that CP stands for.I feel terrible now.
>>19538788MSQ - teaching you inadvertently through spammers.
>>19538647>>19538654>>19538669>>19538681>>19538689>>19538701>>19538713>>19538722>>19538736>>19538747>>19538759>>19538769Mahou Shounen Quest.Come for the animu hijinks and harem building, stay for the discussions on particle physics.
>>19538725A nice thought, but I doubt that it would survive long in the face of Erica's desire for amusement.
>>19538479"That's impossible. It's too long to be mine for starters..""But IT'S YOU!" he says again, the grin still not leaving his face."Darling, let me explain this." River says as she pushes the doctor aside."Deary, that piece of hair you've shown me for all intents and purposes have come from you. The DNA checks out, the age does too. There are only 2 major differences. It has 2 X chromosomes, meaning that it's from a female, and the owner has red eyes judging from the genetics.""so I was right, the girl was real.""Possibly, But it could also have fallen off you when you we're under the effects of some gender-switch spell.""But I've never tried that stuff outside of a simulation.""Well then, your ghost is real. And that ghost is you. Where she comes from, or how she gets into your house, we don't know." she tells you."Well... That's weird. So you're telling me that there's a female me running around and doing god knows what?""Yup!" the doctor tells you from behind River"I hope to god, she's not out to kill me.""There can only be one!" The doctor says with a laugh before River hit's him on the head.He stops laughing and returns to his normal manner, "So, is there anything else you want to ask me about? Or do you want me to poke you and prick you in another barrage of tests?"[ ]Ask about the ______________[ ]allow him to perform some tests
>>19538811I'm glad the spammers are helping to make sure that MSQ stays interesting and never dies.
>>19538725That could work but I think with the girls we have it would quickly turn into another "now kiss!" moment
>>19538823Ask about the dagger we gave to Indy's dad. And the dwarven jeweler. The Doctor should know more about those.
>>19538823Ask about the CassiopeiaWe got the dagger of time maybe he can help us fashion some replacement parts with it
>>19538823[x]Ask about Cogbeard
>>19538823>[ ]Ask about the Dagger of Time, what we got from Emps>[ ]allow him to perform some tests
>>19538823[x] Ask about the dwarf clockwork expert for the Cassiopaedia
I thought wikispamming was over with...
>>19538823[x] ask about the dagger, offer our body as payment
>>19538823the dagger and cassiopia, and ask if we can get a ride to when that dwarven clockwork specialist is going to get back. and a ride back of corse
>>19538864NopeIt is more interesting than the usual spamming thoughSadly I have read the whole article before so nothing new in it for me
>>19538823[x]Ask about the twinky.But really, ask about Cogbeard. He knows we fix the watch, may as well know if he's allowed to help us.Also, WE know that the Dagger is time-based, but we haven't gotten Dr. Jones' report yet, so in-character we don't know that it has time altering properties.
>>19538823[x] ask him about:First is about Rafale ask him what he was talking about earlier.Second ask him about helping us find cogbeard the dwarf.
>>19538883He said what he could, and that he wasn't talking about Rafale.
>>19538867>>19538861>>19538857Seconded, we need to go back and stop ourselves from knocking up Perineum before we do.
>>19538881well i think the emperor told us that it was time related when he gave it to us. i think.
>>19538903No at this point we have to go back in time and make sure we knock her up or we end up with a pime taradoxWe don't want that. They suck
>>19538903no no no no no no noBad idea, very bad idea.
>>19538903Hayate's really happy about being a dad.
>>19538898oops nevermind then. Ask him about the dagger of time instead.
>>19538881We know that it is the same colour and glow as the new hand in our future selfs Cassiopeia and we know that Emps thought it might have some time related powers but he could never get it to work
>>19538910I think what he said was, "I got in Persia long ago, and could never make it work."
>>19538823Invite him (and his companions) to the party we had a few days ago.>>19538903What a great way to end the world.
>>19538910>>19538931Emps never mentioned time powers, only that he couldn't get it to work.>"I picked this up in Persia eons ago. Never got the damned thing to work." he gives it to you.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18445953#18449346
>>19538942Heh yeah invite him to the past partyIt will work out
>>19538942Oh yes, we should invite him and his companions.Maybe he'll even bring along 10.
Its funny because without sage, the spammer is keeping this thread on the top page.
>>19538972POINT AT HIM! POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH
>>19538972He is contributing to the very thing he complains about.
>>19538606>Decided not to do anything until she ready actually>So it was up to herOkay I actually like MSQ so this isn't someone getting mad at quest threads. This right here is fucking terrible, a child is not capable of making a real decision that they're ready for sex, and if an adult were to go along with their "readiness" then they're a horrible pedophile. The mere suggestion of waiting for a child to decide they're ready is awful and I hate you for it.
>>19538972What's funny is if people report him he will still get banned for spamming while bumping
>>19538972B-but creepy-kun. You've taught me that content is worth posting, no matter how shitty is is. I've learned from watching you. ;-;The experiments at the Large Hadron Collider sparked fears among the public that the particle collisions might produce doomsday phenomena, involving the production of stable microscopic black holes or the creation of hypothetical particles called strangelets. Two CERN-commissioned safety reviews examined these concerns and concluded that the experiments at the LHC present no danger and that there is no reason for concern, a conclusion expressly endorsed by the American Physical Society.The size of the LHC constitutes an exceptional engineering challenge with unique operational issues on account of the amount of energy stored in the magnets and the beams. While operating, the total energy stored in the magnets is 10 GJ (equivalent to 2.4 tons of TNT) and the total energy carried by the two beams reaches 724 MJ (173 kilograms of TNT).Loss of only one ten-millionth part (10−7) of the beam is sufficient to quench a superconducting magnet, while the beam dump must absorb 362 MJ (87 kilograms of TNT) for each of the two beams. These energies are carried by very little matter: under nominal operating conditions (2,808 bunches per beam, 1.15×1011 protons per bunch), the beam pipes contain 1.0×10−9 gram of hydrogen, which, in standard conditions for temperature and pressure, would fill the volume of one grain of fine sand.
>>19538986The whole issue is long over so just ignore it
>>19538942>>19538925>>19538921>>19538919I ment we go back and have sex with Perrine before the other us can.
>>19539023So what go back and swag her prior to us swagging her so that we can NTR our future self?That is so circuitous and stupid it might just work
>>19538996Amusing that the spammer thinks that /tg/ works like /a/, and he can dump shit from wikipedia.We will read it, be amused, and go right back to what we were doing.
>>19538986This is gonna sound like total bull shit, and generally speaking it is, but Nanoha is very mature for her age.Anyway, I'm out. Good luck with whatever it's needed for.
"Well.. there's one thing that maybe you might know about." you say as you fish out the dagger from your folio."The Emperor gave this to me, an well... I think it's something special but i've never learned what it exactly is.""ohohohoh... You know what you have here?"He says as he gingerly reaches out for it."err... no.""What you have here is a dagger of time. It's basically one of the most primitive temporal manipulation devices.""So it's like my watch?""Yes. But much much more simple, It can't go forwards.""How does it work?"He points the thing's glass handle."See here? It stores some of the sands of time here, and every time you use it to stop time or go back in it, it empties gradually.""So it's missing its sand?""Indeed it is. And there's no way you'll ever refill this. Those things have run out ages ago. So what you have now is a very old, very ornate steak knife.""huh. Well, it's a nice looking knife anyway. I guess I'll just hang onto it.""You do that." he says as he hands you back the dagger.A few minutes later, you left the Doctor's blue box with more questions than you had answered.WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19539035Exactly, you get me! I want to NTR our future self. That asshole has it comeing, if he didn't have sex with Perrine then we wouldn't be in this mess.
>>19539046Ack! We should have let him run more tests so that we could get our majaik reserves and regeneration increased!Can we go back in?
>>19538986Congratulations, these are the people you're helping to encourage, by going along with MSQ.>Waiting in the wings, to fuck a child.>Not paedophilic in any way shape or form.Pick one.
>>19539046FuuuuGo back inside the box and ask him if we could use the dagger as parts for our watchThey are both time manipulation devicesAlso get him to run some tests and drop us off just after we stepped in
>>19539046>WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?Pop our head back in and invite him to the party we had dammit!Then we really need to go and tell the girls about kissing Keima.
>>19539046did the Dude notify us that we would be participating in the fight with the basics class? if no, head to town and check in with Dr. Jones. If he's not in, get Mio to help us search the house.
>>19539080I like it!
>>19539059What if the instance of us that goes forward in time to knock up Perinne to NTR our future self is the ORIGINAL instance of us that knocks up Perinne? Then what?
>>19539103Er, backwards, not forwards. Fucking time travel.
>>19539103Stable time loop! Everything is fine, forever.
>>19539103>That's what im counting on actuallyWe protect the future from a time paradox.
Guys, even if there's a vote to do Nanoha, LG will stop it.Remember how Ursula killed us when we tried? Relax, there's not going to be any pedophilia here. And if you're surprised that there are morally bankrupt people on 4chan, well, I have a beach on the moon I'd like to sell you.
>>19539064>>19539080>>19539095Can't we do them all?Get the tests done, invite the Doctor to the party last Sunday, eat lunch with the girls, then if we have the afternoon free, get that report from Dr. Jones, and then ask Mio to help with searching the house.
>>19539169I agree tests and party invite.
>>19539161The whole thing was actually a bad end choice to begin withIf we had have gone ahead with it from rolls then likely it would of caused massive drama with the girls all leaving us since the best result was how it turned out
>>19539169second. Also remember to ask about cogbeard.
You quickly pop your head in through the door and say,"Doctor, If you have time, why don't you come by my party last Sunday? It'll be at my place down at the beach.""Sure... Sure.. We will have gone there if we can." he tells you as River gives you a wave goodbye.You jump back to the house for lunch after this.--------------------------------------As you ate lunch, the girls already halfway through their meals, Erica asks you how that thing you had to do went."Well, I went to the doctor and asked him about some things.""And those were?" she asks[ ]Spoilers[ ]tell them everything
>>19539341SpoilersTell them we aren't even exactly sure etf he was going on about
>>19539341[x] Spoilers"Sorry, but spoilers."
>>19539341"Sorry, but spoiler." you tell her with a wink."Eh, stingy." she tells you with her eyes narrowed."Heh. Okay, I'll tell you this. Remember that dagger I got from the emperor?""Yeah.""Well, the Doctor told me It's an old time machine of sorts.""oooh. So can you use it?""Nope. It's out of whatever makes it tick.""Well that sucks." she says as she gets back to eating.**ROLLEM (1d2)**>taking the fifth roll
rolled 2 = 2>>19539612
rolled 1 = 1>>19539612
rolled 1, 1 = 2>>19539612My dice are rolling on their own.
>>19539612We can still cut someone with it.
rolled 2 = 2Rollin for the tardis appearing in our home.
>>19539648A few minutes later, after you've caught up with your meal and talked to the other girls for a bit, The Dude's voice pops into your head.'Ayasaki, You're up for the match. You will be with Hartmann, Katsura and Gai. Report to the Gym after lunch.''Okay man.' you tell him and the connection is cut.You turn to Hina and Erica, "So, I guess we're in the matches, huh.""So... We'll be facing you again?" Yuki asks."Seems like it. We just might get that rematch." Hinagiku tells the girl."We'll bring some more books then." Shamisen comments from Yuki's lap.And so, with you discussing the matches later, lunch comes to an end.
>>19539894So should we go easy on them or completely demolish them?
>>19539928It won't be good training if we go easy on them.
>>19539928In the words of the immortal Ivan Drago,"We must break them."
>>19539928These are full on matches so we will need to go all out I thinkRemember when we did this as basic class students the advanced classes went all out
Does Ted have the upgrades yet?Because nothing says "you're fucked" like a t-rex that is also a weapons platform.
Awesome, let's put arararararararararagi-kun through a wall or two then.
>>19540040Not yet, that's a tonight / the weekend project with Ursula She also wants to make him fly
After accompanying Ursula to R&D, you and the other girls head to the gym.There, Yuki and Perrinne head to their respective groups as the three of you group up with Gai.Those that represented your class include Sousuke, The Marrionettes, Shirou, Negi, Kenji, Copycat Ken, and others.The whole Basics class stood oppossite you, With Ayumu giving you a cheerful wave.You give him a nod in return.Mike and The Dude give the introduction that you've heard before. One that talked about how the simulation will be full-contact and that the participants' safety is guaranteed by the systems they have in place."Just knock everyone out in the opposing team and you win." The Dude finishes the explanation for Mike.------------------------------------------------------------The first round starts.Lots are drawn.The gym dematerializes around you.Your team of four finds itself in a heavily wooded forest.WAT DO?[your team is Gai, Hina, You & Erica][Opponents are unknown.]
>>19540071load some bears into a few paintballs and prepare for fun.
>>19540071offer to do invisible recon, unless there's someone else better suited to that.
>>19540071Get Kraus to scan the surroundings and find us a target.If anyone's close, head out on foot. If not, get Hina and Gai onto saucers, and fly my pretties, FLYYY!
>>19540071Naturally get Erica up in the sky for recon and covering fireGet Hina and Gai to move forward while we support / go invis and scout
>>19540071Hand out rations of drago and healing blue to everyone. Have Erica go up high to get a look at the place. Deploy available familiars and have them follow us in cover. If we come across an opponent, a surprise T-rex barreling out of the woods will make them re-think their strategy right quick.
>>19540071Its a forest so lets do what we did against King raz. CARPET BOMB THEM!
>>19540142Napalm WOULD tend to clear out a lot of the vegetation, making it easier for our flying group members to spot targets from the air.
>>19540142Definitly. Have erica on our wing when we do this.
You begin handing out flasks of potion, mostly healing blue and drago."Okay guys, we don't know who we're up against. And we'd need someone to run scout for us. I think I should do the scouting while I'm invisible.""I should run recon, i can fly." Erica objects"But can you see through the trees?""Err... No. Good point.""Don't worry, once I find them I'll call of you over and we can begin our attack." you tell her."You better not hog all the fighting to yourself." She tells you."Of course not." you tell her as you go invisible and silently sprint through the forest.**ROLL FOR ENCOUNTER**>taking the 5th roll1-30 Idols31-60 The arararagis61-90 Yuki's Group90-100 ROLLER'S CHOICE [name a group you have in mind, must be female due to Mike's class being mostly female.]
rolled 20 = 20>>19540261Ararararararararararagi's
rolled 8 = 8>>19540261
rolled 63 = 63IDOLS!More Jpop dance offs
rolled 14 = 14>>19540261>IdolsWhy not.
rolled 33 = 33>>19540261Booo. I wanted to turn this forest into a wasteland. Aw well we'll still ahve more opportunities to burn this place down.Rolling for special pick. Ayumu's group
>>19540334You find them shortly enough, standing around in a clearing, trying to make a plan.It's the Araragis together with the Kinoshita twins and two others you've not met before.'I've found them.' you mentillate your team. "Just about a kilometer away to the east of your location.'"We're being watched." Karen, the elder Araragi sister says suddenly. "THERE!"She points straight at you.They might not be able to see you in your invisible state, but the fireball that the youngest Araragi unleashed reveled your outline as the flames passed over you.Koyomi and Karen charge you.
>>19540483Well teleport the hell away.No point in risking it. I mean really fight on our terms not theirs.
>>19540483I want to ZA WARUDO Koyomi. Specifically because I'm fairly certain he can tank it and still get up afterward.
Last thing you remember, the doctor was trying some form of what you assume to have been radiation therapy to get you back to normal.The intense pain, like you were being ripped in two, overwhelmed you and you pass out, the blackness a welcome reprieve.Later, you wake up in a bed in the infirmary, your body now back to that of a man."WOOOoooo!." you say as you sink back into the pillows feeling utterly spent.
>like you were being ripped in twoOh, boy.
>>19540562And then the female version was forced into the current dimension.
>>19540562WAIT. Wasn't the last TOS one with Susan? Does this mean they've been split now?
You are Ayasaki Hayate, turned in to a girl.And the last attempt to cure you didn't work.True, you said it didn't really bother you.But now that you've tried almost everything and failed, You begin to despair.
You are Ayasaki Hayate, turned in to a girl.You forced yourself out of that bed.You wander the hauntingly empty halls of the Medical wing.Every room and corridor deserted.You don't like this.
You are Ayasaki Hayate, turned in to a girl.And the Bureau is empty.You tried reaching out with your mind.Tried to find the girls.But you can't even find Kraus.
>>19540669>>19540702>>19540736WELCOME TO OUR UNIVERSE, SUSAN.
>>19540736Suddenly you turn and hear. "Are you my mummy?
Next time on MSQ:Aerial Superiority New thread at 2200 4chan time.
>>19540736>But you can't even find Kraus.So, since Susan is going to need her own device, what are the chances we can use Naru as the base for said device?
>>19540836We've been over this, Devices don't work like that.
>>19540846Damn. I forgot about that.
Two things I think about, now that Susan is in our universe.1. When Nanoha comes back, if she gets in touch with her dyke side while she's gone, her mind will be blown.2. How long until we have completely swagged her? I say by the end of the week, tops.
>>19540877Erica will FLIP when she sees Susan.Hell, I'm sure Keima will too.Oh god. Susan is gonna get raped by Mio
>>19540736...OH! So THAT's what those packets of instant Spring of Drowned Man are supposed to be for.Because as fun as it may be, Susan probably doesn't like being in her current condition.
>>19541115We're probably going to have a Thomas Riker situation. Susan is going to feel that she's only playing second-fiddle to us, overshadowed by this timeline's Hayate. Possibly even that her life was taken from her, which it was to an extent.
>>19541139Well obviously the only solution to this problem is to swag her as fast as we possibly can.
>>19541115it was spring of drowned girl.
>>19541838Ah, you're right. Thanks for the correction, I missed the 'y'.
Have to get this to you guys, possibly a song about our relationship with Keima (from Keimas point of view):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgAYFVHwY_c
>>19542215This is excellent
>>19542215Mm, maybe. Maybe.