Night has finally come. And you are well rested after a day of sleeping.
>>19535955And you are....now awake. What do you do?
Raped by ghosts.
Are we a vampire or something, why do we sleep during the day?
Go fight crime.
This is opposite world since we sleep during the day and are awake at nightwait does that mean that waking up means we are really asleep? It's all a dream!
Have a lovely breakfast of Blood Oranges and Tomato Juice.
>>19535977You check in the bathroom mirror. You are not a vampire. You have a reflection. And maybe like two sharp teeth.>>19535991>>19535998And today is full of possiblities....So let's go out and make the most of it.
I go into the next room and look to look for weapons or things to make into weapons
You go outside, walk down 3 blocks, and knock on a strangers door.
Ask your neighbor for pointers.
>>19536016You didn't have any blood oranges or tomato juice. But you did have one glass of orange juice in the room.>>19536092The next room in non existant. You leave the bathroom and go through the room you woke up to find yourself in a hallway that stretches for what looks like miles in each direction with dozens of doors.
>>19536171Marvel in amazement at how wide our hips our.Wonder in rapt silence if we could sink ships with them.
>>19536171go for jog. lose weight.
>>19536171Open door, receive goat.
wondr why the lettering on our shit magically changes.
>>19536185Exra wide hips, pointy teeth... Maybe we could star in a french cartoon.
>>19536185>>19536208Jeez. Look at these things....You really need to be careful with your hips>>19536192You decide to go for a jog. But which way. Left or right.
>>19536270right, left has nothing but goats
What is going on on this questOh shit
>>19536290You begin walking right. You are power walking since running in a t-shirt is not advised.
>>19536386Stop at room 324 and peer inside, after knocking and waiting patiently, of course.
>>19536386Run anyway. Get them titties jiggling, then pause and hold your chest realizing that that was a bad idea and your tits now hurt.
Instead of walking, start jogging recklessly. Then talk to the first person we crash into.
>>19536386Don't walk too fast! You'll get rugburn on your nipples
>>19536386Ponder oversized bow on head
>>19536386Take off the t-shirt then GO FAST
Is it bad that I'm fapping to this?
Oh hey, it's Mandingo!Go right!
>>19536424I'm not usually this crass but...I agree with this.
Wait... walking around in just a t-shirt? Are we out of pants? We should borrow some pants from one of our neighbors. The gay one. There's always a fabulous gay neighbor with great fashion sense.
>>19536386Immediately you get the idea to go to from 324. But that's on the left side of the hallway so you turn around. Not having gotten so far to the right. To get there even faster you begin to full out run. T-shirt be damned. However....the lack of support is obvious as your chest is much to floppy as you run.
>>19536504You shouldn't have made the main character a shape girl.This is /tg/, after all.That being said, continue to room whatever while removing shirt
>>19536504Silly euclidean universe.
>>19536553it doesn't even need to be girl shaped. it just needs to be female.remember the female skeleton.
>>19536504In order to calm your tits while you run you hold them down. Which is pretty distracting so you watch the door numbers. While thinking about how fabulous your bow is. This is a huge risk. Roll for event.
Are we some sort of bunny eared beast?
rolled 59 = 59>>19536585we gon get molested
rolled 11 = 11>>19536585
Oh I remember the day Quests still had drawings ...
Oh yessss this is what daddy likes
rolled 85 = 85>>19536585find a loot
rolled 100 = 100>>19536646I hope the loot is pants. Or a skirt.
>>19536599Nothing happens. Congrats. You reach room 324 in one piece. This door looks the same but it's got a buzzer on the outside. So it's different. You press the buzzer and wait for what feels like a really long time.
rolled 76 = 76meet an elderly native american man hurling Buicks out a window
>>19536697Nice try, OP. She's getting naked before this quest is over. Welcome to /tg/.
>>19536712The inhabitants of room 324 finally answers the door. It's a cat."Yes? May I help you?"What do you do?
ask for spare pants, Looks Just your size.
>>19536736Pet the kitty!
>>19536745also complament the scarf
>>19536736lookit dat kittyI'm gonna pet dat kitty
rolled 66 = 66>>19536736"My breasts hurt like the Dickens, could you spare some ointment?"
>>19536736You become THAT girl who doesn't understand personal space."Hi do you have some spare pants, I really like your scarf. It's just as pretty as my bow! Hey when you have those pants do you have some spare ointment...I jogged here so my breast are just as sore as the dickens. Oh your hair looks so nice...mind if I touch it...I'm touching it already....oh it's so soft."The cat looks very uncomfortable but doesn't tell you to bugger off right away. Infact it invites you inside! How nice of it.
>>19536832Kitties love being petted. Tie her scarf into a bow.
Attempt to instigate sex.
>>19536832Lesson learned. /tg/ has always wanted to be the little girl, and if given have the chance, would be, but would become simultaneously both the little girl, and THAT GUY. I don't know if I should be ashamed of us for this or ashamed only of myself for expecting differently.
>>19536832>itvery crafty Op.... very crafty indeed. okay time to asses, Spot check around the room to find clues to gender.
So we're playing a character with Asperger's? That's appropriate!
>>19536864inb4 it pisses in a potted plant.
>>19536832This can not end well, sooo, lets be clingy while we rifle though it's stuff
>>19536864hmm, let us in.... despite being visibly concerned with us touching....Quick ask name. also introduce yourself.
>>19536832Ask it to rub some ointment on our boobs. When it does, grab it's crotch region and kiss it.
>>19536832Inviting us inside was a mistake. Kill the cat. Skin it. Wear its skin as pants.
>>19536921Too overt. Just steal it's pants.
Recruit it with you so you can go on an adventure of conquest and glory.
This thread has the dumb, stop trying to brain.
>>19536832lick the pussy (ahehaheh)
eat the ointment, flip the coffee table. Row row, fight the powah.
Calm down. Respect personal space. Accept invitation.More tits.
>>19536864You enter the room. The cat tells you not to touch anything. You look around the room. It's about the same size are your own room. And has a bed in the corner. Covered in pillows. A dresser. there is a kitchen set in the corner and a table. There is also a huge poster on the wall that says smile.
>>19537033Take off clothes and attempt to seduce the cat.
>>19537033We have no time to be subtle. Rush over and search the wardrobe/dresser. If male, pounce on the cat, tackle him onto the bed.
>>19537033go rifling through its dresser
>>19537033also about the poster, "you dont seem to be the kind of "Smily", unless i caught you at a bad time.... apologies and thank for his/her time."
>>19537048Second. But also search the dresser (sneakily)
>>19537048Seduce the cat
Ignore the "urges to touch Everything."
>>19537033Don't look now, your downstairs is showing.
>>19537033Ask why it's not smiling. Also assume it's name is W.C. from the initials on the door, call it Weecee.
On a slightly more serious note, i envy you drawfag. this stuff is far better then anything i can produce.
>>19537081Ignore the urges to not touch everything
Ignore urges to touch everything and seduce the cat.
>>19537108Listen to the nice kitty and Stand still, remember, rewards come to those who wait.
>>19537033The cat leaves to use the bathroom.You check the dresser as soon as the Cat is out of the room. Bringing up Dresser inventory.
>>19537140nononononononon dammit /tg/
>>19537140Is it male or female? If male, rush into the bathroom. We need to get near it's genitals at all cost obviously
>>19537140It looks like the cat is a girl. She has one scarf. A pile of neatly folded panties, some shirts. A few dresses. As well as some other things.
>>19537163You sure about that? They're barbed.
>>19537140Unequip shirt and place in dresser. Then lie on the bed in a sexy pose and wait for the cat to come back out.
>>19537166Rush into the bathroom for hot lesbian encounter!
>>19537149>>19537163Keep your dick in your pants, ffs. You people are pathetic.
>>19537163Gender is not relevant, this can only end in sex and or murder, likely both.
>>19537166Retreat from dresser, Wait for kittys return.
>>19537166Unequip shirt, place in dresser, take 1 drugs, lie on bed, use 1 drugs.
Stop rummaging through their stuff.Seduce the cat.
>>19537166Close drawer and touch other things.
>>19537166Oooh! Bottles of candy! Let's pop the candy!
>>19537166that looks like the Animal Crossing inventory. We should rotate all the furniture in the cat's house. Afterwards, we seduce her.
All signs are pointing to "seduce the cat", OP. You cannot ignore the mob forever.
> fucking cats> 6 quest threads on the front page it's.. eternal summer
>>19537166Take pills AND seduce! Pills first, though.
>>19537242It's eternal 12:00 at night filled with horny idiots who are only half awake.
>>19537230>mobIt's like, two people.Fuck off.OP: Equip panties, it's less likely that the owner will notice that they are gone. Wait patiently for him'her to return.
>>19537264Making a protagonist with dem hips and bouncy tits, wearing no pants and meeting up with a cat girl. Do you really think OP didn't expect this? Nay, I bet he revels in it.
wait until the cat comes back, then ask if you can burrow its skirt.
>>19537295If it really is Mandingo, then the OP probably revels in diffusing the cries for sex and murder into something adorably wholesome.
>>19537274I'm counting...>>19537180>>19537182>>19537186>>19537196>>19537248A wee bit more than 2.
You have decided you are going to seduce the cat. Though the bottle of brightly colored tabs have caught your eye. And you gobble them down. Jeez...control yourself. This is why you have fat hips I bet!
>>19537295That's what I was thinking.I mean, if OP wanted a serious quest, it would probably be a male protagonist. Less chance of bouncing titties and nice hips.
>>19537349Take off our shirt, now go dive in the bed! Hopefully we start to hallucinate soon.
>>19537349Take off clothes, wait on bed with the best "come hither" pose your drug-addled body can muster.
>>19537349This will end well...Anyway, rotate some of the furniture for the Feng shui (bitches love Feng Shui), then lay on the bed
>>19537349Oh yeah...feeling----goo--Your brain goes super fuzzy. You feel like dancing and screaming and smiling and laughing and crying and hugging and fucking and sleeping and running and just everything you can do....You head towards the only thing in the room that can possibly understand you.
>>19537362If the OP really wanted a serious quest they could have just ignored those suggestions or told them to knock it the fuck off.
>>19537369This, except less "come hither" and more "COME AT ME, BRO"
>>19537387>inb4 bad end
>>19537387AVOID BAD ENDALL COSTS
>>19537387... The "SMILE!" poster. Befriend the everloving shit out of that poster.
>>19537387The chair, obviouslyIt's the only thing in this mixed up world that will protect you now. You must abscond with it in your possession before its cruel captor returns!
>>19537215>appear to be some sort of bunny girl>meet a cat>references to Animal CrossingBracing for mindfuckery.
>>19537387While tressing through the room dancing for the poster seeking friendship with it. You land on the table. Catching yourself. You tell the table that you think it looks lovely in it's dress...The cat sees all this.
>ohgod... the inventory, screen.... fuck
>>19537321>what is samefagging hurr
>>19537452Start humping the table.
>>19537452invite cat to threesome. (I'm sorry, it just seems like the thing to do)
>>19537452Now is the time to strike! Whip off that shirt and seduce that cat as clumsily as possible!
>>19537452>look over to cat, attempt to apologise, as you shamble over to "her?" and ask about what wonder full candy you had hidden.
Tell the cat to fuck off. She doesn't understand your complicated relationships!
>>19537467You know there's a way to check for samefagging, instead of blowing smoke out your ass with empty accusations.
Quick seduce the cat before they get suspicious of you stealing pills
>>19537483Forget the cat, this table has got it going on
>>19537490This is too weird not to do.
Show the cat your penis! DO IT!
The cat has something in it's arm. And looks... concerned as you latch on."Oh....You look so vibrant. So beautiful.....You're my best friend...we mus commemorate our friendship...with the table. By doing it. The poster has to watch.""A...are you okay?""Fuck you! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY LOVE!"
>>19537563MAKE THE CAT UNDERSTAND
Bunny is moe
>>19537563Get the cat to join you in worship of/sex with the table.
>>19537563Abscond with the poster and the table! The cat doesn't understand!
>>19537563a small glimmering of fear rises from us, as we quietly yell "help me" from beneath the drug addled mind, only shown as a spark in our eye, as we quietly passout.
Make the cat understand all too well.Make it know your love firsthand.What I'm saying is seduce the cat.
>>19537563You must inspect the contents of the Cat's pants in order to determine their worthiness for helping to consummate you and the table's newfound relationship.
>>19537563Back off, say you are feeling unwell. Collapse on the ground, as we obviously cant keep ourself standing.
Give moe bunny space
....waiting in anticipation....
You apologize...for your outbursts and softly ask for help...the drugs are starting to take hold more so now then ever over powering your body. You try to lead the cat over to the table to show it the depths of your love.
>>19537843However you collapse into a miserable pile on the floor. Out cold.
>>19537853Oh no! Add conciousness to inventory!
Wake up as soon as possible.Try to not be in a horrible way.
Idiot druggie end?
>>19537853time to be the cat
>>19537843>mfw i made a difference
Maybe he will abuse her, while she sleeps :3
Day has finally come. And you are well rested after a night of sleeping.
>>19537910And you are....now awake. What do you do?
>>19537910Find the table, figure out why we were so obsessed with it.
>>19537910and pan to the right
>>19537917we should go find the cat and apologize for collapsing in a (stolen) drug-induced stupor.
"What happened last night?"
>>19537917You haven't eaten since yesterday. Get some food.
>>19537917Look at my teeth in a mirror and get some orange juice...
Change into better clothes!
>>19537925There is nothing to your right. You wonder why you thought there would be something there.
Go find some alcohol and talk to random strangers.
>>19537979And after a moment you look around the room....everything seems in order. Ah time to start the day.
>>19537979I resubmit >>19537929
>>19537979hmm.... strange.... get dressed, and go appologise properly to the cute catgirl we met yesterday, also, look around for a note befor leaving.
Look for the cat.You seem to have slept in their room.
>>19537993wait a sec.... this isnt our room...W.C was in that cat girls room.
Inspect the new dress. Then look for your original shirt.
>>19537993Look at teeth in mirror and grab some orange juice.
oh hey an envelope or something see if that is for youbut don't open if it isn't that would be super rude
>>19537993WAIT.... MAIL.... get it
So did we accidentally all the cat's E?
>>19538045All of it.
You check your teeth in the bathroom mirror. They look perfect and beautiful like every morning you check them. There's no orange juice sadly but you have grape juice. Oh there's a letter!
>>19538058>THATSYMBOLconfirmed for animal crossing
>>19538058Open letter with teeth!
>>19538058Remember, we should be kind to our new friend. And sneakily steal all her panties.
Open letter with teeth.
>>19538071I say this again.>Bunny girl>meet cat>animal crossing referencesRead the letter.>Bracing for mind fuck.
You open the letter with your teeth.It's a party invitation.And with that I say goodnight~ To be continued.
WAITI it's animal crossing...Quit without saving properly.Meet the angry molez
Good night, hope you had fun.
>>19538208I definately did. I'll see you guys.
Open the letter an change your clothes, you slePt in that dress for goodness sakes
THE HELL IS GOING ON YOU CAN LEAVE LIKE THIS FAGWE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SEE HER RABBIT BOOBSIMEAN TO SOLVE THE MISTERY
As far as quest threads go, this one wasn't too great. The art was good, but the whole thing seemed directionless; it was like our suggestions didn't really have a point. And it wasn't clear who or what we were, or what the setting was, either. Like a series of images with no real context.
>it was like our suggestions didn't really have a pointAnd whose fault is that?
Cant you guys see what's going on here!?> First thing we do is wake up> Weird building which seems to reset"> We are Bunny> First person we meet is a cat> Animal CrossingIt's fucking Ruby Quest 2.0!
>>19541740more like 5467.0 if you take tgchan into account
>>19539316It was funny, though