Guess what time it is!Did you guess Adventure TIme?If you did, you'd be right!
When we last left her with her friends Drone the scarab, Warrior-kun the warrior, Quinletz the slann, and Doctor Vellkhut the berzerker apothecary, she had just stumbled upon a room with a bunch of stuff hanging from the ceiling. Now, wat do, little Xeno? Do you wish to explore another place? To go back and open more boxes? To explore further? Or something else entirely?
Yay! That time it worked!
>>19453588THE BOX! THE BOX!
Start poking the stuff hanging from the ceiling. Use the stick.
>>19453588Explore further. Exploring always ends out perfectly. With no bad reprocussions. At all. Ever.
Spike the anti-robot bigot's drink with Death Chowder.
I'm back, sorry for being late!
>>19453643>>19453595>>19453603>>19453604Awright, wanna do all of that? You're going to need time, so, first, just check out those things hanging from... What's that, Xeno? It looks like a bug? But, why would someone leave grapes of bugs hanging from the ceiling?Do you prefer to explore further first to find the answer, or to go back and open a box so that a new friend can help you with it?
>>19453593All thanks to little Xeno.
>>19453825It's Exploration Time!
>>19453940Xeno Explores!It's... Not very effective, there's only that thing at the middle of the room.Warrior-kun seems interested by it, and Quinletz says that it looks more important than it looks...What?Oh, whatever, wat do, anyway?
Shout at it till it does as you command.
Climb on top of it and stomp down hard!
>>19453996Xeno used Poke!...But nothing happenedBetter try this next, little Xeno>>19454049>>19454037
>>19454049>>19454037Nope, still nothing happening...Either this thing refuses to acknowledge your authority, or you're not being nice enough with it.Or it's something else entirely.
When all else fails, it's time to resort to having a tea party with it. That'll show it.
>>19454172But we don't have tea. Well, Vellkhut and the frog may have weird potions that make hair grow on the butt, but no tea to speak of.
I'll go buy some booze, I'll be back in half an hour. In the meantime, come up with a genial plan. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18300506/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18313164/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18350336/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18442285/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18598119/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18842714/
>>19454142Look to see if there are any buttons on it.
>>19454181Silent King's teeth! Xeno's been transformed into a Slaan!
>>19454257If there are no buttons we should go back and check out the box.
Maybe there are instructions! Let's read the thing to see if anything's written there.
>>19454063>>19454142Jesus Christ, its a celestial orrery.Don't poke it again, you might wipe out the whole imperium... poke it again.
>>19454410We look for buttons or instructions on it.
Push the button that releases all the black goo that mutates the Kitty Bitty bugs into giant, bloodthirsty, sexually terrifying killing machines!
>>19454460We don't even know if it has buttons, much less a button that does that.
>>19454257>>19454270>>19454324>>19454338>>19454425Well, there aren't any buttons on it, so how about reading what's engraved? What do you mean "it sounds like goff poetry", how do you even know what that sounds li- oh, right, I forgot you used to be the deffkopta of a warboss. Oh, it mentions Iash'Uddra!But, don't you have his trading card on you?
>>19454476DA PRETTIEST DEFFKOPTA
>>19454476Try to summon lash'Uddra. Is there a place to put or swipe the card?
>>19454483Wanna play magic Xeno?
>>19454483>"And that's not all! According to the tradition, he has to give you his most powerful card! >And it's Iash'Uddra the Endless Swarm. >Did you hear that? More bugs! Unfortunately, you can't summon him unless you're playing card games... "
>>19454493Did you miss the part where we played a card game? It was vaguely based on Yu Gi Oh.
>>19454497Hey, we had to try something, that was a something, even if we knew it wasn't likely to succeed.
everyone shut the fuck upwe need a planokay, what can we do?
If xeno gets a hold of a C'tan shard nothing short of the Emperor himself will be able to challenge her.
>>19454476Place the card on top of it.
>>19454530...or another phaeron with a C'tan shard.
>>19454539>>19454530She needs to go to the cardshop.
Dance on this thing
Awaken the Endless Swarm; invite it to join our club.
>>19454533>>19454550Are you sure about that, Xeno? I mean it's fun and all but...HOLY SHIT IT'S WORKING
>>19454623Ach! What the hell have we done?!
>>19454628A nasty beat, that's what.
G͇̞͉ͅͅO̟͚̦͉̮̽ͨ̊̑ͦͫD̫̯̱ͧ́̌̓̽͑͟ͅD̻̞̽̓̏̏͡A͉͎̝̞ͩ͑̈́͜M͖͈̟͇͇͛̾N̸̲̼͎ ̫̲̱͙̱͔̀̔ͩ͂̅͐ͭ͘ͅX̛̠ͥ͆Ę̹͊ͩN̯͓̬Ơ̓ͮ̉ͪ ͍̱͍̈́̽̇W͚̐ͯ͟H͓̫̘͝A̺̦͎T̪͎̤̠͕̦̥̐́ͬ̌ ͉̲͎͔̜̰̓͂̉̂͠ͅT͔̝̟H̗͈E̤͎̻͑̄ ̰ͯ́̽͒̚ͅĤ̕Ẹ̵̯͍̦͖̻͊ͣͭ̔ͫL̞̞̪̖̓ͧ̏͊ͭ̄̃L̒̌͆ͯ̃̌ͤ͏̱̲̥͖ ͐̽͜H̢̳̫̠͂͋̏̎̎A̷̞̰̠ͯ͐͆̐ͣͦ̒V̈́ͫ̏͗ͫ̌̂҉̰E̸̺̱͒ͬ̓ͭ͗ͅ ̖̰͖̪̼̥̦̇̌̄̈́̀̓́Y̯̞ͪ̽̃OU̹̳̠͈͈͖ͩ͗͟ ̯͖̪͞D̫̥͙̠͖̮̯ͨ̍̚Ó̗̲̌̑͊̉ͨ̓N͉̲͕̬͊ͥ̿̎E̼̳̲̔ͬͩͨ?̴̅͆͗ͧ̏́̅!̋̋̅ͪ́̍͛͏͍
>>19454873Okay, what now?
>>19454873Hi! My name is Xeno! These are my friends, Drone, Warrior-kun, Quinletz and Vellkhut!Do you want to join our club?
Threat display! Spread your wings, little Xeno, and challenge its dominance!
>>19454942I don't know, he looks like a swell guy, and he appreciates Xeno's moves.
Use our robot brain to decipher what she's saying.Yes, I'm assuming Iash'uddra is a girl. What are you going to do about it?
>>19454974Strictly speaking, she's a c'tan, so she can be whatever she wants to be.
Seconding >>19454908 because friendship is magic.
Hey, look, Xeno, the big thing isn't attacking you!What? You're asking it to join your club? Are you insane? Wait, it's answering!0101͢0̡10̶1̷ 0̡1101̡000 ̨0́010̕11̀0̀0 ͠0̷0100̀0͞00 ͞01110̷0̶11̴ ͟01҉110͏101̸ 0͝11̶1̛001̀0 ̧0̴11001́01 ̡00101̴100͏ ̛0̕0̵10̶0000̸ 0̴1̸1͏1҉01͏1͠1 0110̨1̡0͟00̴ 01̸1̷11̸0͢01 0010́0̴000̧ ҉0̴1͢1͜01110 01̀1͡0́11͟1̴1 0͡1110100 00̕1̕01͠1͟10 0͞01000̢0̢0Okay...>>19455000>>19454974Come on Xeno, is it really important to ask it if it's a girl or a boy?01͞1011̨10̀ 011̡00101 ̢0҉1̴1҉0100͏1́ ̷0͟1110͟10̛0́ ̸0̡1͝10̷10͢0̀0̀ ̡0͞1̶1̀0010̀1 0̨11͡1̴0͡0̧1̵0̧Oh...
>>19455037Maybe Drone understands this.
>>19455045come on, a bit of effort, it's like a riddle
>>19455059Yes, a riddle in a language I don't speak.
rolled 57 = 57Rolling to translate!
>>19455030>>19454873Good old Xeno as usualhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOljwJCujLk
>>19455037>0101͢0̡10̶1̷ 0̡1101̡000 ̨0́010̕11̀0̀0 ͠0̷0100̀0͞00 ͞01110̷0̶11̴ ͟01҉110͏101̸ 0͝11̶1̛001̀0 ̧0̴11001́01 ̡00101̴100͏ ̛0̕0̵10̶0000̸ 0̴1̸1͏1҉01͏1͠1 0110̨1̡0͟00̴ 01̸1̷11̸0͢01 0010́0̴000̧ ҉0̴1͢1͜01110 01̀1͡0́11͟1̴1 0͡1110100 00̕1̕01͠1͟10 0͞01000̢0̢0Uh, sure, why not. >01͞1011̨10̀ 011̡00101 ̢0҉1̴1҉0100͏1́ ̷0͟1110͟10̛0́ ̸0̡1͝10̷10͢0̀0̀ ̡0͞1̶1̀0010̀1 0̨11͡1̴0͡0̧1̵0̧Neither.01001100 01100001 01111010 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101110 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101100 01100001 01111010 01111001 00101110
>>19455090I never learned binary. Let alone whatever this is. Now as for the quest, I suppose I shouldn't be the only one to weigh in on it, so let the others override my vote.
>>19455109it's not like google is the best omnitool around.
First message.>Uh, sure, why not.
>>19455104See, there we go.
>>19455117I didn't know they had binary translators. I suppose that will show me.
>>19455104fuck yeah, even the emperor has less swag than a tiny lil, hnnnng tau/necron.See this shit emps?This could be you, you cunt. Shouldn't have been a faggot, huh?
rolled 24 = 24Miss Iash'uddra! Do you have a shard we can carry you around in? You're kinda big and conspicuous and you're scaring my friends. I think Quinletz laid an egg!
>>19455078Uh, your binary seems a bit rusty, Xeno, it doesn't sound like it should be talking about candy. >>19455104>>19455045Looks like Drone's got it. Well that's... wonderful I guess, your super-fun adventure club of friendship now has an eldritch abomination. Good.Well I've got a lot to do, little Xeno, so, be nice with your new friend.now, everyone say goodbye to Xeno.
>>19455276Aww. I just got here.Bye Xeno!
>>19455276A new friend!
>>19455263Well it obviously does: a billion of tiny scarabs.
Okay, so, before I archive it and leave, was it a nice episode?
>>19455310I liked it, even if I derped near the end.
Xeno is the blueberriest http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19453584/
Little Xeno, you should let Miss Iash'uddra nest in your scarab hive! That way, she won't be terrifying everybody around you!
>>19455877It's not a girl, it's a C'tan.
>>19456482Xeno's Adventure is turning into kind of a sausage festival. We can pretend that Iash'uddra is a female C'tan.
>>19457504It's only because we opened the wrong boxes; also, there are still several chicks back in the main complex; now that we can escape the tomb, we'll find them back.
>>19456482It's a ripoffTotally looks like Alita.
>Female C'tan>We are a necronSo basically she is a mother/big sister figure?
We should summon Miss Shadow to help us out. She can phase through walls!
>>19457569We're talking about Iash'Uddra, not about Xeno.Also Xeno's only similarity with Gally is the little bits of metal on her cheeks.
>>19457632No, that would be Core, or Miss Shadow, or even Weaver.the Endless Swarm is not female, it's a swarm.
Bugs tend to be matriarchal.
>>19461870Yes, but not because of Iash'Uddra, since it is genderless.
>>19460807Except it isn't a bug, nor a collective, nor an organism in any scientific sense of the word.Not to say it can't identify with a gender (sociocultural term) but it doesn't have a sex (biological term).
>>19462171it said>01͞1011̨10̀ 011̡00101 ̢0҉1̴1҉0100͏1́ ̷0͟1110͟10̛0́ ̸0̡1͝10̷10͢0̀0̀ ̡0͞1̶1̀0010̀1 0̨11͡1̴0͡0̧1̵0̧Sounds pretty clear to me.
>>19462202Doesn't mean she doesn't present feminine traits.
>>19462451Doesn't mean he doesn't present masculine traits.
We already have too many masculine C'tan, like the Deceiver and his rippling golden abs. A feminine C'tan would be neat.And, as previously stated, swarming insects tend to be matriarchal. You have usually have a queen bee, for instance.
>>19462586The queen bee is Xeno! Or Weaveror CoreWon't make everything bug-themed female.
>>19462586Well, we simply have too many humanoid C'tans that act like humans and have human traits (such as a gender). That's why I chose Iash'Uddra to be a genderless eldritch abomination.
When are is Xeno going to find Weaver? And/or Anima?
>>19462672Presumably in the next thread, since she now has a C'tan friend to help her get out of the tomb.
Xeno's already got tons of female supporting characters. She doesn't need a female C'tan, too.