WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-"Not much yet, apparently the school is host to a number of ghost rumors that could obfuscate our investigation. A few leads is all, really. When we finally locate the target, do you want us to apprehend it, or kill it?""The Bureau has put out the order to destroy it. It's too troublesome to keep in containment.""I see. And I suppose that fire would be the best way to do it?" Keima asks him"Yep. Kill it with fire. What do you plan to do next?""We'll follow some other leads, and try and find whatever weird stuff is happening around this school.""Roger that, Report back to me in 24 hours." he says before he cuts the connection.You turn to Raul."So Raul. The girls here call you the invisible cat... Can you really turn invisible?""No, I don't know how they concluded that. I do know how to get around without calling too much attention to myself. I'm callado like that." he answers you."Ah. I guess it was just another one of those school rumors then.""Si. They're everywhere these stories."Outside, the school's clocktower struck midnight.*dong* *dong* *dong* *dong* *dong* *dong* You sit back on your bed and try to think of what to do tomorrow.*dong* *dong* *dong* *dong* Keima proceeds to fiddle with a PSP.*dong* *dong* *dong*Neither of you notice the bell ringing thriteen times.
This is pretty much the worst quest that has ever existed and that includes everything posted on /tg/chan. I am convinced that someone could make an Anal Prolapse Quest that would be better than this.
>>19414694>>19414660Mother-fucking fuck yeah!
>>19414689your resistance only makes our resolve harder.
>>19414689I am sure FATAL Quest set inside Anal Prolapse Quest would be better than this.
>>19414689Okay. Feel free to minimize it and be on your way, then. I'm fine with you not liking what I do like, or you liking what I don't.
>>19414689I like how this guy posted before i did.
>>19414660We should probably tell Raul that being a woman is a disguise. After all he is one of our animal bro's. No secrets between us.
Morning. Second day of investigations. 0800.Keima and you walk side by side to the cafeteria for breakfast, Raul the cat and Daniil [in his smaller form] looking around the school independently.Keima, in keeping to his Oujou persona, greets each and every passer-by elegantly while you smile and wave like the airhead you project yourself to be.At the table, accompanied by your three new friens, the two of you discuss today's search mentally."So, that cat thing was a bust." you tell her."Indeed, but it still doesn't clear the case of that missing food." She answers"Well, the missing food could be connected to the stuff I found, could be one of the cooks stealing it.""True, so what do you intend to pursue today?" she asks as she nods in response to some statement Fleur told her.[ ]investigate that pool[ ]investigate the kitchen again[ ]other?>apologies for being late.>as well as skipping yesterday.>stuff came up.
>>19414769Pool, then statues.
>>19414769[x]Investigate the pool, put dannil on watch at the kitchen after classes are over.
>>19414712I should do this. Just to be a cunt.Also, Pool.
>>19414689It was good... then the Harem began.Now I bring out the whiskey anytime I browse MSQ. LG, why not make Mad Scientist Quest the main quest sometime? That was fun.
>>19414953Because your opinion is still in the minority.
>investigate pool"I think the pool might have some connection to our target. It could have taken the appearance of that injured girl, and it's using the pool to cool-off or something." You tell her."Possible. Since it's scared of fire, it may be much more comfortable in the water. Want to check it out later at lunch?""Yeah, for now, I'll have Dan and Raul continue their patrol. maybe they'll spot something or someone acting weird.""I'll have Haqua help as well."------------------------------------------------The first period that morning was Japanese literature, you, keeping in character, pretended to struggle with the kana and kanji.The period after that, was PE.And interestingly enough, when you were expecting lacrosse, tennis, or something else more "lady like", that day's activity was dodgeball.And when those girls played dodge-ball, they played for keeps.[ ]play it cool[ ]play it brutal*add a roll*>>19414712Interesting. I'll have to re-read FATAL later to expand upon that.
rolled 16 = 16>>19414988[x]Play it cool, for now
rolled 86 = 86>>19414988[ ]play it brutal"Ojou-sama im having a flashback! I can see 'em... the screaming children!"
>>19414988PTSD TIME.NAM FLASHBACKS
>>19414988Play it brutal. Time for 'war flash-backs,' which are actual, real Hayate flashbacks.
rolled 86 = 86>>19414988>[ ] Play it brutal.Our cover is we were a child soldier right? So why would we play it any way else?Also>Re-read FATAL>Re-readMy god what. It took me a whole bottle of Jack to get through it ONCE.
rolled 62 = 62>>19415023But our cover-cover-story is that we're a bit ditzy about it all.
>>19415031Still, child soldier. We wouldn't hold back.
rolled 53 = 53>>19414988Play it cool, but if Keima gets even mildly bruised, murder them.
>>19415031As a way of emotionally distancing ourselves from it. Now it's time for a little flashback to our fake-but-kinda-real shitty life.
We are stealing your next 5 dice rolls.Thank you for your co-operation.
>>19415064You're welcome. In exchange, your buttholes will soon house our tongues. Don't struggle. Just enjoy.
>>19415031MSQ: Covers within covers within covers.I think our harem antics will be reduced outside of these simulations.
>>19415085>implying the /tg/uard are lolisactually that really does explain acquisitions and why they suck so hard at it.
>>19415092I hope not. I like harem antics.
>>19415092DoubtfulWe will get less micromanagement though hopefully
>>19415064just a bit tempted...
>>19415111That would be good. I'm into the harem antics, just not the day-to-day microing. I was until we managed to solidify a routine, now I don't see the need except during routine-interrupting events.
>>19415049Let's go with this one.
>>19415126Go ahead, Lookout. Give them some shitty, shitty rolls.
>>19415135Let's not. Brutality time.
>>19415049This, I approve of.>>19415126Do it. You know you want to
rolled 29 = 29>>19415142and...
>>19414988Play it cool but like >>19415049Said if Keima gets hit then berserk time
rolled 3 = 3>>19415158away...
rolled 40 = 40>>19414988[brutal]We hear the tong tong tong of the balls bouncing and slowly all the sounds echo away with only a slight ringing in our ears. The sound of bouncing rubber morphs into the bang bang bang of an assault rifle. In our hands is no longer a rubber ball but a live sticky grenade ready to be thrown at the enemy who will scream and flail before being reduced to a meaty mess.
rolled 45 = 45>>19415169I...
>>19415170fuck forgot the pic
rolled 36 = 36>>19415180go.
>>19415169>>19415180>>19415193Jesus ChristUnleashing lookout on the dice should be a war crime
>>19414988[x] brutal+1 for sorta-fake PTSD flashback
>>19415158>>19415169>>19415170>>19415180>>19415193Not hilarously bad, but pretty low.
>>19415193>>19415180>>19415169>>19415158that's no double nat 1s, but i think it is sufficient sir,>>19415064, to leave a big steaming poo on your christmas.
>>19415261Oh god those double nat1'sI rolled one of the nat1's that wasn't yours in that streak of four but I still cannot believe the dice
>>19415100Heh loli acquisitionsOneechan! We're backDid you get anything worth our time out there?Yep! We found some pretty clothes and hair clips and sweets and a puppy on the side of the road. But we had to throw out that ugly statue thing to fit it all...so you threw out the target of the whole operation to bring a puppy and sweets?Yessu! We brought you some sweets as well but we ate them on the way homeFace palm
>>19415316But Keima hates sweets.
>>19415335Well, he's gotta learn some time.
Fuck, i shall return, going into town to pick up my sister from dance.
>play it brutal.You allow your eyes to glaze over as you watch the competitors tag each other with the ball.Soon enough, it was your turn to be in the ring.The whistle is blown, you rush for a ball.As you hold an orange rubber sphere in your hand, you effortlessly dodge the ones aimed at you.These girls are playing all-out, you should as well.A throw. A scream. A girl goes down.You grab another ball.Your team is slowly but surely wiped out, but in return, you have taken out 3 people on the opposing side.The ones remaining on the other team decide that you are the most dangerous one, and thus they concentrate on you.Still keeping a blank look on your face, you dodge and throw, hitting another girl square in the face.'Don't you think you're over-doing it?' Keima asks you from the sidelines.'Eh? But it's so much fun.' you answer her'They're girls.''But right now, so am I.''...'Another throw. Another yell. Another girl is out.Now all that remains is you, and a huge girl they call Helga.It's a showdown.**ROLLEM**
rolled 73 = 73>>19415413Big girls are just bigger targets.
rolled 98 = 98>>19415413THIS IS A THROWDOWN
rolled 59 = 59>>19415413
rolled 36 = 36>>19415413Other team forgot the 5 D's of dodgeball.Dodge. Duck. Dip. Dive. Dodge.They must pay the dodgeball god's with their blood.
rolled 30 = 30>>19415413
>>19415429I think we can stop now.
>>19415429No it's not. It's a massacre - a mercy-killing at best.
>>19415429LookoutI am proud
>>19415429Lookout rolled well it must be the apocalypse.
>>19415413Well would of preferred the other way but this was cool I guess
>>19415429Good work, Lookout. Now, don't roll for the rest of the night so you can sleep on a high note.
>>19415472Yeah going with this guyAll you will roll afterwards will be 1's so let's avoid that
>>19414868GUYSSOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT
>>19415429She stares at you, her eyebrows like a pair of angry caterpillars upon her brow.You in turn give her an unsettling thousand yard stare.Seconds pass, the sweat on her face running down like streams.She throws a ball at you with a mighty roar.You dodge, and a with a blood curdling scream of your own, unless your projectile.She gets is square in the stomach, the impact knocking her back.She's out.'You really, should have held back.' Keima tells you as you take a seat next to her on the bench.-------------------------------------------------
>>19415577pull out a cigar. "You swing at the king, you best not miss."
>>19415483I'll just have to pick up the slack for him, then.>>19415549I have been laughing heartily.
>>19415591Sadly we have no plausible explanation for having a cigar and have been told to conceal our magic.Some reaction more in line with the badass quietly psychotic yandere-for-neesan child soldier that we're pretending to be might be more appropriate.
>>19415577It was partly to test if any of them was reacting strangelyIf they didn't react to being hit it could have been a lead on the infiltrator
>>19415613We DO have that weed, though...Sure, it's not rolled or anything like that, but still.
>>19415577Ehh? But I did, ojou-sama!
>>19415577Just blink surprisedly at her, like we have no idea what just happened, clearly snapping out of the trance we were in.
>>19415577Sorry Oneesan, I just sort of slipped back to then when I heard the balls bounce. It sounded like that
>>19415577Continue thousand yard stare for a bit, then "snap out of it" and act all giggly and shit again.Deny all knowledge of anything from shortly after the start of the game until after the end.
>>19415577'I have to stick with the cover story.' now we main that blank look. Maybe twitch some.
Lunchtime. After sneaking away from the class, the two of you head to the pool.Inside the enclosed building, the large body of water lay still.There's so much to look into here.First, there's the pool itself.Then, there are the lockers and showers.There were also the bleachers and the storage room.Keima volunteers to check the pool out, leaving you to take care of the others.[ ]lockers/showers[ ]bleachers/storage[add a roll, taking the 4th]
rolled 85 = 85>>19415687[X]lockers/showersThough I don't think coming here during the day will be very helpful.
rolled 65 = 65>>19415687Lockers/showersStorage could be a good spot but the bleachers are too open for something that really wants to hide stay hidden, in the lockers and showers there would be vents etc for it to hide in
rolled 15 = 15>>19415687Check the bleachers/storage.
rolled 64 = 64>>19415687Lockers/Showers
rolled 98 = 98>>19415687[x] bleachers/storage
rolled 96 = 96>>19415687Check the bleachers/storage.
rolled 100 = 100>>19415687[x] lockers/showersBrace for misunderstandings!>you seem to have mistyped the captchaLIES. DAMNED LIES.
>>19415687>>19415714moderate, I'm okay with this.
>>19415722Behold the nat 100! God of all rolls!
>>19415722God damn it, I hope he this one trumps the fourth one.
>>19415714>>19415718>>19415720>>19415722Well, at least we can be thankful Lookout forgot his dice.
>>19415722>roll 100>thanks to FUCK YOU CAPTCHA I GOT THAT RIGHT it doesn't countbrb murdering everything forever>try to submit this post>You seem to have mistyp-Starting with everyone at Google.
>>19415764We can hope
>>19415896>9896100... all after the 4th roll. HAHAHe's going to step on our feels.
>>19415714You head into the showers and search there.stalls upon stalls line either side of the room connected to the lockers, and you look at each and every one of them.The smell of soap and shampoo fills the air, the damp making your hair a bit unruly.Nothing seems out of the ordinary, nothing seems amiss.It's all regular stuff being regularly regular.Next came the lockers.The blue metal boxes yield nothing of interest at first, just piles of towels, underwear and other supplies.In the 7th one you opened though, was in interesting find.It was a small brown unmarked box buried under a bright blue towel.Something hefty was inside it, and you hear it rolling around inside as you took the box out.Curiosity getting the best of you, you open it.
>>19415951AND THEN A DILDO POPPED OUT
>>19415960I like the sound of that.
>>19415960The duke pops out
>>19415986[x] bet on duke
>>19415986>>19415996I hope this is a Harlem Quest reference.
>>19415951The answer is DILDOES
>>19416003It can be if you want but it was meant as a DNF reference
>>19415951Inside was a large black... thing.Someone, hopefully as a prank, had stashed it in a locker.And as if it was fate, Keima picks that moment to contact you.'Find anything?' she asks you[ ]NOPE.[ ]Yep. [show her]
>>19415951Box of dragon dildos get.
>>19416092'Big black dildo. How about you?'
rolled 85 = 85>>19416103Done. That's it. Do it.
>>19416092Yep. Grin and wave it at her. Maybe stick in on our forehead and pretend to be a cockicorn. Keima won't find it funny, but we will.
>>19416092"some thing im going to be using tonight ...deal with it"
>>19416092Oh god both of these>>19416103>>19416113So perfect
>>19416092NOPE. Let's get back to the task at hand. We still need to check the bleachers and the storage areas.
>>19416092i found some sort of big black... thing.[X]show
>>19416103YES This will be our response
"Big black dildo." you say as you head out of the showers waving it as you run towards her."GAH! KEEP THAT THING AWAY." She yells as she backs off."Aww... And here i thought it was some clue." you toss it into the nearest trashcan. "did you find anything?""Yeah." he answers, finally relaxed now that the thing is gone."Found this in the deep end of the pool."He holds out a handful of gravel."Gravel?" you ask her "but that could be there for any reason.""True, but there's no gravel paths on campus, and this amount means it's not here by accident."WAT DO?
>>19416342Burn the gravel.
>>19416342Give her a smooch on the cheek/forehead. "I'm glad you're here to pick up on things I wouldn't have noticed. Let's try to burn it."
>>19416358>>19416354>burn>gravelWell at least we are getting into the airhead persona wellSee where the gravel could have come from and see what kind of stone it is
>>19416354>>19416358Why would we burn the gravel? The thing can only shapeshift into organics.>>19416342Is there anywhere nearby with gravel? Where could we find this information?
>>19416358I'm good with all of that up to the burning. We're getting stupidly fire-happy here. It mimics animals, not inanimate stuff.
>>19416342Let's do a scan!Also roof have gravel?
>>19416453THE ROOFTHE ROOOOOOFYOU ARE A GENIUS
>roof>set it on fire>dohohohoho
>>19416398FIRE CLEANSES ALL
>>19416453Upward and onward gentleman.
>>19416342Does that mean we have a wet female Keima in front of us right now? It did come from the deep end of the pool after all
>>19416499I believe so.
>>19416499Nah, he had Elsie get it, or maybe Haqua.
>>19416354Is this some reference I'm missing?
>scan gravel"Kraus, what can you tell us about this?""IT'S GRAVEL. LITTLE BITS OF ROCK. THAT'S IT.""We can see that Kraus. Can you tell us where it might have come from or what kind of rock it is?""YOU FUCKERS ARE LUCKY I HAVE SOME INFORMATION ON LANDSCAPING. SHIT, THIS IS GRANITE CHIPS.""Granite?""YOU HEARD ME, COCKSUCKER."As you and Keima try to figure out where this granite must have come from, the bell rings signalling the start of the afternoon's classes.
>>19416528Mmmm... wet Haqua.
Welp, i'm out I've got an appointment with a recruiter tomorrow morning. Night all.
>>19416553Well I guess we are going to have to rock this SCP's world.
>>19416553Granite usually used for stone structures like buildings and statues.
>>19416623Like at the clock tower you mean?
You spent that afternoon pretending to listen to the teachers while you considered where that gravel could have come from."It might have come from the gardens." you tell Keima"No, like I said, no gravel paths.""Some construction going on at school?""Nothing's being built. I already asked Haqua""Err... It came from outside the school?""Possible, but why? Somebody dump a handful of gravel into the pool for a prank?""Could be. Girls can be quite stupid at times.""I'll make sure your girlfriends know you said that." he tells you flatly.SUPER SLEUTHS, WHERE DID GRAVEL COME FROM?>>19416560Elsie's and Haqua's scarf can move.No wet girls for you!
>>19416642The roof! Check the roof!
>>19416642Well Angel Statue or roof. Let's check out the statues for now.
>>19416652Im also saying roof, because I don't think that our target looses part of itself when it transform.
>>19416642Maybe there was something made of granite that got smashed?Huh, be kind of neat if the Thing has killed the statues for us. I mean, it doesn't need eyes, so it doesn't need to worry about blinking...>you seem to have mistyped the captchaFUCKDAMN SHITCUNTS
>>19416642"We can check the roofs again. There's other buildings here, it might have come from one of them.""Sure, we'll go out tonight." She replies."It's a date then.""A date?!" she answers flabbergasted ------------------------------------------------------------>any pairs you want to see how they're doing?
>>19416661It broke the statues though so it might have have pieces of granite stuck in it that came loose with transformation
>>19416710Gai and whoever he's with.
>>19416710ShirouSakura and Erica
>>19416710Souske and Touma?
>>19416710Lilly and... I have no idea who she'd be paired with.
>>19416748Oh my god Lily and souske! I want to see this!
>>19416710Hina/whoever clocktower sceneLily getting her ara ara on with Sousuke
>>19416723Oh yeah more potato fuhrer naturallyWho was Kenji paired with? Wanna see more of him
i'd like to see: Gai, Kenji, Erica/Sakuraone of the 3 groups.
>>19416722Jun sits in class thinking of what to do next.Shinku, who the day before couldn't stop laughing at her medium's now female form and admiring her gallant male form, is now out on patrol.Gai sits beside her, the tall girl with long hair sitting demurely at her desk.'So. About that clocktower...' She asks Gai'Yes?''Tell me I'm not the only one that heard it ring 13 times last night.''No I heard it too.''Should we investigate it?''Let's do so at lunch.' She tells her.And so the day began for the two.
>>19416772Sousuke pulls out a pistol she had hidden under her skirt.Behind him, FNC with her rifle stood at the ready to defend Lily."Ara ara Sousuke-san. Didn't I tell you there's no one here? You don't need to be waving your gun around." She tells the war-hardened boy [girl as of this moment]"One can never bee too safe." She answers."True, but one can be too paranoid." The blonde one says in retort"I'm paranoid?""Yes." Lily tells her"A little." FNC adds"Really?""Truly."
>>19416824Oh yeah... that whole 13 rings thing.
Getting plenty of 503's but if this gets through, and we can, head to the clock tower.
>>19416879What is this "clock tower" you speak of?
Nighttime. 2100.With most of the students now in their rooms, and the buildings closed-own for the night. You and Keima slip out to investigate."Where do we start?" she asks you as the two of you end up outside."Well, the church is out of the question, and so's the clocktower. Those two have peaked roofs. Also out are the cafeteria and the gym" "So that leaves us the dorms, the school buildings, the hospital and the administrative building." She lists off your options."Yep. We search those.""Want to split up to make this quicker?"[ ]yeah[ ]no
>>19416892[x]yeahWe can always keep in contact through mentilation, and it's not like we're in a horror movie, right?Right?
>>19416892[x]YeahTime is of the essence
>>19416892[yeah] but send a familiar with him. Raul's expertise in the area combined with keima's brain should keep them out of trouble.
>>19416925i'm all for sending Raul with Keima but it might be better to send Dan with him since we know for sure he can defend the both of them.
>>19416892Yeah send the kitty with Keima and we take Dan, constant contact by mentilating and an alert set up to go off through our devices if anything happens
>>19416969Keima has haqua with him so he should be right for defense until we can reach him
>>19416925We could use Raul's knowledge better then, Keima probably has the area down pretty well by now. I agree with sending Dan with Keima.
>>19416892Yeah, let's go for Dan/Keima and us with new guy.
I believe you're all forgetting we got clones up in here, why not go BOTH WAYS AT ONCE?We can troll Keima with them too.AND DON'T FORGET WE HAVE THAT SPACIAL FREEZE ABILITY.
>>19417089That's only 2 minutes. Not much we can do in TWO FUCKING MINUTES
>>194170891 clone for 2 minutes at a time then we need an hour to recoverAnd time stop is also limited to 80 seconds per day
>>19417089>Can protect or rebuild an area after/during combatHow big is the school LG?
>>19417103Two hours between clone usages, and I think he's talking about the Cleanup power.
"Sure. Let's do that." you tell him.You wait for a few moments for your familiars to regroup with you.Sending Dan with Keima as they head off towards the hospital, you and Raul figure out where to begin searching."So my friend, where do you suggest going?""Gravel, we're looking for gravel, si?""Yeah.""Then that place," he points towards the administrative building, "there were some construction done there a few years a go, I know for a fact that there's a nice pile of grava on one corner of the roof."[ ]investigate the administrative building[ ]investigate the dorms[ ]investigate the school buildings
>>19417103Bah, fine about the clones but the spacial freeze thing isn't time stop, per say. It was one of the first five abilities we started with in the first thread, but we never used. Lets us freeze (Not ice freezing) like a 1km radius (I think), and whatever damage was done to the environment in the zone would be repaired. It's for you know, the mission not letting have collateral damage and such.
>>19417143How about we use that and blow up campus? It does specifically protect from collateral damage.
>>19417142[X] AdminThat's our strongest lead at the moment.
>>19417143Thats an auto thing we use when we go into combat, it doesn't actually freeze and the collateral they are more worried about is people becoming aware that we have majaik instead of us destroying things
>>19417142The cat says Admin, we go to admin. Inform Keima, as well, of course.
[X]Administrative buildingGotta trust our lil' tiger.
>>19417155We are a sane individual. We are not the main character of SWQ
>>19417165Well, mostly sane.
>>19417160Really? Because I don't think I've ever seen LG even mention it again, except maybe during training montages with Mike. When'd we start auto-doing it?
>>19417174Fine if time starts running out we timestop and use protection, then blow up campus.
>>19417142Towards puss in boots lead!
>>19417185We haven't, we constantly destroy areas in trainning and outside when certain parties attack us.
>>19417185Early on he mentioned it was put up before combat so that collateral damage was avoided.The fields mike puts up are different in that they are generally training fields that change the outward appearance of an area
>Admin'Keima, I'm checking out the admin. Keep in contact.''Okay.' he answers as you and Raul get on a saucer and fly off.You easily enough get on the roof of the large brick and mortar building.Here and there, modern air conditioning equipment dot the otherwise old structure's roof.The wide flat surface has no obvious access to it other than a service ladder bolted to the wall leading to the ground two stories below."There. The gravel pile is there." Raul tells you as you land.You approach the pile of rocks and find that it's not the same as the granite chips you say earlier.WAT DO?[ ]investigate further [add a roll][ ]go to another building [which one?]
rolled 30 = 30>>19417227Investigate furtherTry and see what the difference between these two types of gravel are and if kraus can scan the area for stone the same types Keima found
rolled 91 = 91>>19417227>[ ]investigate further [add a roll]
rolled 100 = 100>>19417227Take a closer look, then lets try student.
rolled 17 = 17[x]Investigate furtherI bet y'all niggas an't know Hayate was a mo'fuckin geologist.
rolled 89 = 89>>19417227[X] investigate further
>>19417252And we are best investigator
>>19417252Huh. Maybe we actually found something useful.
rolled 69 = 69We are the king of searchin'
>>19417252We. See. Everything. Ever.
>>19417255>>19417252>>19417248I think we found everything
>>19417261Or we find Keima watching us
>>19417278That can be useful.
>>19417283Especially if he is blushing
Hey, Arch Magos. I know you're pissed off with the quest direction, but I'd like to say I'm glad someone else liked the Infinicon arc. Personally I like both the swagging and the fightan, but then I am the eternal idort.
>Keima watching us in bunny mode, bent over searching for clues.Now that I think about it, would Amazoness being in the family cause DEATH BY SNOO SNOO?
Flying squid rape incoming.
>>19417335PossiblyOr she might be extremely gentle just to subvert the trope
>>19417252You take the time to search the roof.On closer inspection, you notice some drag marks, old ones, going across the roof.It's like someone was dragging a sack of bricks.The marks lead to the far wall, and incredulously, vertically down the building.On the soft, grass covered ground below, the marks disappear. But from your estimate whatever it was that made those marks was headed deep into the garden.[ ]investigate garden[ ]investigate other buildings [which one?]
>>19417308A kinda shitty shop, perhaps but I'm okay with that.
>>19417357Call KeimaInvestigate garden together
>>19417357To the garden!
It's dangerous to go aloneTake a Keima with you
Even without much tracks to follow, you head into the garden with Raul.On closer inspection, you do find some tracks.A scratched rock here, gouge on a tree trunk there, a bush that seems oddly misshapen.You follow these signs deeper and deeper into the dark.You come upon a part of the garden covered by trees, the tracks now pretty visible in the hard, packed earth.At the end of the tracks, you come upon a patch of loose soil.It's bulging a bit from the ground, like a shallow grave."Something's been buried here." you say as you take out a spoon."Buried? Un cadáver?" Raul asks."Hopefully not." you answer as you begin to dig.A few minutes later and you find something.There, staring up at you from the brown earth, was the face of a statue.
>>19417452Oh goddamnit.It's one of the statues.
>>19417452I think it's time to go check out those statues in the clock tower
>>19417461They're not in the clocktower.They're in the arts room.
rolled 31 = 31>>19417452Put a hat on it.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Flesh and StoneNew thread at 2200 4chan time.
>>19417490I'm okay with this. I was about to go to bed anyway.
Oh dammit missed the thread. I even tried to stay up late for it but when its normal start time is 3 am for me and it begins late there's no way to manage it (dear LG, please run 7:00 threads more often). Just wanted to ask if anyone else has noticed that Hayate currently has blue eyes, while thread 69 alternate timeline Femyate has red ones. Significant?Also, just wanting to throw it out there, maybe instead of trying to get Keima to tell Hayate that he likes him, we should have Hayate say that he likes Keima.
>>19417646But does he like Keima?Or are we just saying it to get into his/her pants?
>>19417954With Hayate's reaction to Keima talking about his (her?) butler a couple of threads ago I think it's safe to say that Hayate really likes Keima quite a lot. Honestly I really can't see it any other way, and I think it would be an interesting reversal if after all this time of the thread trying to get Keima to go for Hayate it went the other way around.Honestly I really just want some sort of reversal of the drunk Keima skirt mounting incident (good god was that really over 70 threads ago?). Hayate getting drunk or frustrated and yelling something about having some wonderful girlfriends so why can't he stop liking Keima would be absolutely fucking magical.Speaking of the drunk Keima incident, the fact that Keima used us to answer that question about liking anyone (be it real or fake) makes me think we can feel less guilty about trying to court him. (I prefer "court" to "seduce" in this case).
>>19418063Either way it makes for an amusing situationEspecially if we can divert some time towards sorting it out so we can get back to other pursuits like alchemy and our increasing munchkinism / becoming a majaikal Batman / James bond hybrid
>>19418284Right now were more like a majaikal jack of all trades. we can do stealth, we can do hand to hand, we can do ranged, we can do support.And I'm good with that.Sure we're no ace any any of them, but still.Goddamn.
>>19418397Yeah but we have been making steady progress in munchkining hayate as we go along so that while we rent totally dedicated to one thing we can combine skills so that we overcome challenges that are above us
>>19418509Versatility and the willingness to use items that give us abilities we normally wouldn't have. Also the personal drive to go out to find and purchase those items too.
>>19418063I think Hayate only likes Keima as a friend, and his reaction to Keima saying she likes her butler is just Hayate being embarrassed about a misunderstanding compounded by the fact that Keima is a girl right now. You can believe what you want, but we'll see which way things go once all the votes are tallied.
>>19418711Given how most people have been actingNot your way
>>19418711I really think you're going to be dissappointed with how the votes end up going. Whenever the topic has come up, the majority of posts have been in favour of Hayate and Keima dickings.
>>19418555As players we are pretty dedicated to making a munchkin out of Hayate thoughNot that it's necessarily a bad thing
>>19418555we're the only one in class that actually bought equipment.[Well gai had that guitarcase before, and jun had his orihalcum thread.]but still, we bought most of our shit.
>>19419007That we know ofAlso we are the only one who had no real specialty before coming to the bureau since we were a character with no real combat skills or historyAlthough this is in comparison to Shirou, Sousuke, Erica, Sakura etc so it is a bit skewed
>>19419189And the non combat characters generally have a specific area like Keima or LilyWe were really the only totally blank slate
>>19418711You are wrong. The vast majority are in favor of make sweet, sweet love to Keima. He is our first romantic interest.
>>19419588I'm not entirely sure of that. I want it to be, obviously, but I'm not sure. I think there's quite a few people that are only around while the quest is actually running, and don't bother with post-quest chatter.>>19418063>court rather than seduceI quite like the way you think.
>>19419790During quest when it comes up the majority still seem to lean towards let's make sweet sweet love
Basically we just need to accept that we're all incredibly gay for Keima.
>>19419921I know I have.
>>19419931>Keima will never wear a skirt for you>You will never hold him in your arms>You will never gently make love to him
>>19419975Sh-shut up!I... I know... I know.
>>19419990Just find a friend to play make believe with you.
Does anyone have that picture that someone recoloured for the Bureau's uniform colours using pictures from Infinite Stratos?I need it for science.
>>19420508for science then.
>>19420535Wow, those are some poofy pants.
>>19420558i know right. is it some kinda pilot thing?
>>19420508What kind of science?Since I did the recolor, you have piqued my curiosity.
>>19420604Well it's going to be rediculously shitty but here's a preview. Should have it done before this thread drops off.
>>19420648Oh… oh my. If I had a bunk to be in…
>>19420648>Should have it done before this thread drops off.Okay this was a lie, I'll try to post it in the next thread if I wake up while it's still around.
>>19421535Im sure it'll be worth the wait.