WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Sand was everywhere.Dear god, was it everywhere.You think as you washed yourself off in the baths a couple of hours later.Your meager defenses were no match for the combines assault of Germany, Japan and the French.They were violently sensual, or was it sensually violent?Either way, they broke you like a bronco taken from the plains.You dry yourself off and head to the bedroom.The huge soft bed beckoning you into it's embrace.As you jump face-first into its waiting sheets, hoping for the sweet surrender of sleep, a light punch on your shoulder jars you awake."You don't think it would be over just like that, would you?" Erica says as she flips you over onto your back."I.. I was kinda hoping that yeah." you tell her."Hah. NOPE. We have the whole night, it would be quite a shame to waste that on something as trivial as sleep." she grins that dangerous grin again.One that is mirrored in varying degrees by the other girls."Halp." you can only whisper before your defenses were once again put to the test.It's gonna be a long hard fight. And you're pretty sure that you won't even be given the option of surrender.----------------------------------------------------
>>19267793IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME.
>>19267816inb4 anyone elseNow, let's hope we can still walk in the morning. We got stuff to do.
>>19267816LG, were we able to pop out our clone to cure the Moonlight? Because I'd hate for our first batch of the stuff to already be ruined.
You wake up with a sore everything.Now you know what Kraus meant by those weird nicknames he was calling you last night.'Note to self, visit a chiropractor.' you think to yourself as you slipped out of bed.The three girls are still sound asleep, exhausted by the previous night's battle.Deftly, you slip out from under the sheets, making sure to not disturb them.You pad your way out into the hallway, sore and aching in some places.You really could use a nice soak in the bath.But then again, there's breakfast to prepare.[ ]bath[ ]breakfast
This teaparty is gonna fuck us over isn't it? We've let England into France's home!
>>19267874[x]bathWe should get washed up first.Make a mental note to contact Trude and talk to her during lunch; we need to sort things out with her, just as our therapist told us to.
>>19267874Send clone to start breakfast, then take bath while he's cooking. You can shower in less than two minutes, and even if we take a bit longer nothing should be burnt.
>>19267874BATH FIRST. THEN SWEET NOMS.
>>19267886That was already going to happen with Lily. I think that they can stay civil. This isn't the Hundred Years War.
>>19267874If they're gonna use us that hard, they'll have to deal with the consequences of a later breakfast.Also, three girls? Who's missing?
>>19267851That would almost be evil. Calling someone into existence only to be sent AWAY from the bed of beautiful women who love him for the brief period of time he walks this earth with us.Also, we needed like three hours and we've only got two minutes of clone.
>>19267874Bath for sure.
rolled 1 = 1>bath>...
>>192679142 minutes to put it out and open it to moonlight, then 3 hours later, 2 minutes to put the lid back on.
>>19267914Two minutes to get it to the roof, and the lid off. Three hours later, two minutes to get the lid on and the jar stowed.
>>19267938I panicked, then I saw it was a d2, not a d100.
>>19267938That...is not a good sign.
>>19267945>>19267949We only get 1 summon for an hour of rest.REST.Guess what we're NOT doing?
>>19267904>>19267938I'm guessing he's rolling for which girl was missing.
>>19267938So we're about to find out the missing girl?
>>19267974No, it's Mio.
>>19267970"Rest" can be defined as period between clone usage, not actual resting.
>>19267992It COULD, but that way lies munchkinism.Pretty soon we'll be doing musical numbers and sending people down a metaphor for emotional growth to see a charlatan.
>>19267992Might be better to call it "reset" rather than "rest".
rolled 39 = 39You head into the baths, the hot water beckoning you.You open the doors to find it filled with steam, steam so thick you can hardly see a few feet in front of you.Someone must be using them, or maybe J readied them in anticipation of you wanting a soak.Either way you walk right in.After washing yourself off, you slip into the pool of hot water."Ahhhhhh... Damn that's the shit." you say contentedly as the heat soothes your aches.And so, sinking up to your shoulders in the glorious hot water, you soaked the pain away.
>>19268006Agreed, we need better terminology if that's the case.>>19268004.... Negayate, is that you?
>>19268010>"Ahhhhhh... Damn that's the shit." you say contentedly as the heat soothes your aches.Kraus is rubbing off on us a bit too much, me thinks.
>>19267991My money's on Shirley.
... how did Kraus know what was in store for us? Like, that specifically?
>>19268033Didn't she leave? Or does she just live here now?
>>19268033If it's not the missing girlfriend.>>19268037Devices chat, and he can read a mood?
>>19268037Kraus is Kraus. Kraus is magical~~~~
>>1926801039 minutes. That's how long you had to yourself to soak, and some time during those 39 minutes, your eyes closed involuntary and you slipped into a light nap.The sound of someone getting into the water rouses you.You can't see through the steam just who it is, and it seems they haven't seen you as well.WAT DO?[ ]hailing frequencies[ ]shark attack*add a roll*Taking the 4th roll
>>19268040She's leaving for "home" today. Nothing says she couldn't have snuck back into the house.
>>19268040>>19268033"Shirley? When did you get back?""Remember how I came over to help test strikers?""Yes?""I never left.""What?""You have a beach house, the Bureau pays hilariously well, and you've clearly got it in you to satisfy several women. I live here now."
rolled 1 = 1>>19268059Shark attack.Wait make a clone then do both!
rolled 7 = 7>>19268059[x]hailing frequencies"Good morning."
rolled 66 = 66>>19268059Let's Shark it.
rolled 47 = 47>>19268059[x] Hailing Frequencies open, Captain.
rolled 79 = 79>>19268059Shark attack
rolled 85 = 85>>19268059[^]hailing frequencies
rolled 39 = 39>>19268059Say hi. I don't want us to accidentally grab someone we don't want to grab.
rolled 4 = 4>>192680591d100, right?Hailing frequencies, full powa!
rolled 81 = 81Shark Attack!>What could possibly go wrong?
rolled 48 = 48>>19268059roll roll roll roll banana roll>exshro hisNO THIS AINT SHIRO CAPTHCA
>>19268077Darn it, me. Why did you have to roll, instead of letting >>19268078get the fourth slot?
Thank the gods that it's the fourth roll.
Shark attack[nospoilersontg] because it is Susan
rolled 33 = 33>>19268069So fucking glad he said fourth roll.You know what this would have got? Clone becomes Negayate, person is Keima, terrible things ensue.
rolled 100 = 100Shark attack, if we're going to be trapped in a bath with someone who's going to molest us, we might as well have some fun first.
>>19268109Unless LG decides that the "Crits Always Count" rule is in effect.
>>19268115Doesn't mean some HUE won't happen.
>>19268118Though if it is, we've got a perfect shark attack, now.
>>19268116And then you have this guy. You and your 100 way after the 4th roll.
rolled 9 = 9>>19268069>>19268116>Double shark critAlright, how can we shark in a way that's both amazing AND terrible?Or do they cancel each other out?
>>19268135By prior statements, the 100 would override the 1. If it is used.
>>19268135Amazing AND terrible? Clearly we end up sharking Shirley so thoroughly that she nearly drowns in surprise and, as she coughs the water from her lungs, she's holding OUR head below water and WE drown.Or we end up grabbing her tits from behind and she takes it as an invitation for what she's been after in the first place.
>>19268141I always thought crits cancelled each other outUsed to be the 1 would be a HUEHUEHUE post then the 100 got used but since he has gone to hard mode where we have to deal with the consequences they just stop each other
>>19268135It's Yuki. She goes to the girls to ask if she can join.When asked why, she tells them about this.
>>19268175On the hand, nails the tone.On the other hand, why the hell is Yuki taking a bath, in our house, at least an hour before anyone else wakes up?
>>19268069>HELLO, NAT 1.You quietly slip underwater, making not a single sound.Now, you could always act the civil an proper butler that you are and greet whoever it was a good morning.But then again, the things the girls and you did last night were anything but civil and proper.It's time for a shark attack.Snaking your way underwater like the hunter that you are, you quickly make your way to the silhouette on the other side of the pool.Arms reach out ready to grab, breath held in anticipation.You strike when you get in range.Grabbing whoever it was by the waist, you drag them under with you.That blonde hair, those blue eyes.That look of utter surprise and panic.Those were the last things you say before a bayonet on the end of a rifle is plunged into your neck, severing your jugular.BAD END[x]reload
>>19268192Because she's too shy to use the public bath, trusts/likes us, and wanted to be in and out before it might be an issue?
>>19268194>Jack's a woman.CALLED IT.
>>19268194Why is her gun in the bath? Doesn't that ruin the gunpowder?
>>19268223There's no gender mentioned. Just hair, eyes, and the bayonet.
>>19268224lazgun. no gunpowder.
>>19268224Lasguns laugh at your primitive stubbers, chummer.
>>19268224No. Modern nitrocellulose cartridges are waterproof. I can only assume future weapons are too. It might cause some rusting of the internals, though. Again, though, future weapons.
>>19268224She's a Krieger. Odds are she left it on the edge where she could reach it easily in case she needed to stab a Lichtor or something.
>>19268194So if we get the forced nat 1, do we also get the nat 100?
>>19268223Dude, we ALL knew it. It wasn't that hard to figure out.
>>19268194I sure hope that 100 counts.
>>19268194HUEHUEHUE reload"That was really stupid.." - Winston Zeddmore, Ghostbusters II
You quietly slip underwater, making not a single sound.Now, you could always act the civil an proper butler that you are and greet whoever it was a good morning.But then again, the things the girls and you did last night were anything but civil and proper.It's time for a shark attack.Snaking your way underwater like the hunter that you are, you quickly make your way to the silhouette on the other side of the pool.Arms reach out ready to grab, breath held in anticipation.You strike when you get in range.Grabbing whoever it was by the waist, you drag them under with you.That blue hair, those red eyes.That look of utter surprise and panic.YOu are face to face with that girl, that ghost that was haunting you.But no, she was no ghost.The supple flesh in your hands, the bubbles coming out of her mouth as she yells under water tell you that this was infact a real girl.A real, and absolutely naked girl.You pull her up to the surface, she coughs up some water."YOU!" She tells you as she points an accusatory finger at you "WHO ARE YOU?! WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!"Now, you would have answered her immediately, hell, you also have a lot of questions for her yourself.But the sight of her beautiful body just makes you clam up.Those attractive curves, that white alabaster skin, that dripping wet blue hair, those fierce red eyes.You can't look away.She takes another step forwards through the water, her hands grabbing you by the shoulders."TELL ME, WHO SENT YOU?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?"She pushes you roughly backwards.You lose balance and fall backwards, she, still grabbing onto you, falls forwards with you.With a violent splash you fall back into the water.**ROLLEM***taking the 5th roll*
Yeah. It's surprisingly uncommon knowledge. Here, check this page out. It should tell you what you need to know about what we use today in firearms instead of gunpowder:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokeless_powderAnd any non-defective cartridge will have the bullet sitting in it snugly enough that it's watertight. Even then, the nitrocellulose/nitroglycerin based powders might still be able to fire when wet in a defective round, just shittily and unreliably, leading to jammings and foulings.
rolled 75 = 75>>19268305My name is Hayate Ayasaki. WHY ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM.
rolled 27 = 27>>19268305Hold on, let me fuck this one up....
rolled 41 = 41>>19268305We should have tried to talk.
rolled 4 = 4>>19268305Rollin....
rolled 7 = 7>>19268305I am worried about rolling too well almost as much as rolling poorly.
rolled 45 = 45>>19268305Clonecest go!
rolled 3 = 3>>19268305"I am Hayate! And why are you haunting me spirit!?!"
rolled 8 = 8>>19268305rollan, and who was the girl that was missing from the bed, should have been 4 in there?
rolled 50 = 50>>19268324WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
>>19268324Well you won't have to worry about rolling well, because that roll sucks.
rolled 85 = 85>>19268324Nice going, chucklefuck.
Oh come on. I finally roll decent and everyone else's rolls suck.
rolled 24 = 24We got something shitty like an 8 for the 5th roll didn't we?
rolled 56 = 56>>19268324I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TO TAKE 80 THREADS TO RESOLVE!
>>19268336Nanoha is away on field training
>>19268353Nanoha makes 5. Erica, Ursula, Nanoha, Hina, Perrine.
>>19268336Should've been Hina, the twins, & Froggy.
>>19268353>Twins.>Hina.>Perrine.>Only three girls in the bed.
>>19268353But there still should have been 4:Erica, Ursula, Perrine, Hina.One of them was already out of bed.
>>19268324Did we just please slaanesh greatly?
>>19268353aye, she'd have made 5Erica, Ursula, Hina, Perrine, Nanoha. subtract Nanoha from the mix and you have 4 girls left over.
>>19268368I thought Slaanesh was 6? Nurgle is 7, IIRC.
>>19268390I meant more that we probably have ended up in an extremely compromising situation with ourself than the numberNot sure about the numbers of the chaos gods off the top of my head
>>19268305If we should end up swagging our gender-swapped doppleganger, would that be incest or fapping??
>>19268414SelfcestWe have been over this one before
Slaanesh = 6Nurgle = 7Khorne = 8Tzeentch = 9
>>19268414I think that this will be a situation where neither Hayate nor Susan have even the slightest bit of chemistry. Even if they find each other's bodies attractive, there won't be even a drop of sexual tension. They'll be like two positive charges repelling each other.
>>19268414Genetically, she would be our twin sister, so I think Incest. Plus she's not technically US, but a reflection of us, in an alternate reality.If we were to fuck our CLONE in either configuration, it would be masturbation.
>>19268414That would be complicated.Besides which, we should befriend Susan, she's the sister we never imagined we'd have.
>>19268440>CLONEYou mean doppelgaenger. A clone is a twin sibling.
>>19268437Two swag forces repelling?? That makes sense.
>>19268414My vote is that we would adopt her as our sister.We could SHARE harem/family stuff, but it wouldn't be physical between us and her.Somehow, regardless of how their relationship goes as far as physical stuff, I think that having someone who actually experienced their past and such would help massively.
>>19268440But she isn't actually a reflect but US from a separate dimension>>19268444Well she is actually us rule 63'd instead of a sister but yeah befriending is better than swaggingUntil the hartmann's get a hold of the pair of us anyway
>>19268477I find the idea physically repulsive.How odd.
>>19268503>the twins getting ahold of SusanLet's try to keep that from happening...
>>19268507True... Hayate threesome seems like a poor plan.
>>19268503Sorry, meant "...LIKE the sister..."
>>19268475See that works except LG has already stated we see her as attractive which can throw a spanner in the worksI think it will be like Keima was, we have to constantly remind ourselves that is us and we shouldn't
>>19268534yeah, and a person can see that a sibling is attractive and not want to fuck them due to knowing she's your sister.Hell, it happens all the time.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction
>>19268534Knowing she is another version of us could easily kill the attraction.Or it could intensify it.Either way.
>>19268503"So wait, she's you.... as a woman? How did this happen?""No idea. But she's here now.""Well then, only one thing for it.""Erica, why are you taking off your pants?""You know you want to.""Actually no, that'd be weird. She's like my sister.""You say this like the two of you have a choice in the matter.">Hayate and Susan grab each other in the classic horror movie 'scream hug at monster'.
>>19268534We are butler, that should be easy enough.>ah who am I kidding . .
>almost 20 minutes since last postWake up, LG.
>>19268551Sort of different attractionSeeing your sister is attractive is different than seeing a person you have never known until a few days ago is attractive and is technically yourself gender swapped
>>19268566He's at work, I really doubt he's asleep.
rolled 62 = 62>>19268566hmm is lunchtiem over there
>>19268534But we still want to bang Keima.Your analogy is flawed.
>>19268581No I didn't mean it was the Keima situation I meant we would be in his position from the ToS thread when we Mentilated him and all we got was him repeating "he's a guy" but in our case it would be "she is me"
>>19268324"PUAH!" you pull yourself up, coughing up some water you got into your lungs.You look around for that girl. That blue-haired, red-eyed girl.But she's gone again.You have no idea what the hell is going on anymore.Slipping out of the water and drying yourself off, your mind tries to think up an explanation for these things.But nothing comes up.Nothing makes sense.In this place in the universe where a talking monkey is your mentor and you have a teapot that fires lasers, this thing that's been happening lately seems far to crazy for the norm.WAT DO?[ ]get breakfast ready[ ]try and look for that girl[ ]other
>>19268581Its more of 50/50 for KeimaWe abandoned the trolling idea after the incident, and I think some opted to ignore/let Keima be for the moment.And frankly, there are bigger concerns to worry about
>>19268569Hayate/Susan also both have an emotional gap in their psychology due to having a missing sibling.I could see them falling in with each other quite easily due to that, once they realize who they are.Also, I've known females who I've found physically attractive and had no desire to be with, due to what amounted to a mutual friend-zone.
>>19268607Look for that girl. This ends now.
>>19268607Check who was missing from the bed, then get started on breakfast.
>>19268607Send clone to start breakfast, to flex them cloning muscles.During those two minutes look around for anything weird, then pick up where he left off.
>>19268613Yeah like can we get ourselves pregnant!
>>19268607[x]Try and find her.
>>19268607Ask Kraus is anything out of the ordinary happened just now. Majaik spikes, neural feedback etcThen get on to making breakfast
>>19268607[x]get breakfast readyPractice with the clone, having H2 help with breakfast.Mentillate to Trude, ask to speak with her during lunch.Make a mental note to check for exorcists in the Bureau in case we really are being haunted.
>>19268607[x] Look for that girl.
>>19268607Find the girl. Either she's real and it will be worth delaying breakfast or we're crazy and we have bigger issues than breakfast to deal with.
The girl probably ported back to her universe/our universes de-melded.She's gone for now. Let's get breakfast ready before Perrine tries it. Maybe we can leave a very easy to follow recipe for her?
>>19268648We should tell him about it, and talk about what it could be (other than the crazies, which we can rule out due to physically touching her).
>>19268613Well actually we called a moratorium on it but then never got the opportunity to do anything with him sinceI have been all for getting back into it and making him talk but there hasn't been an opportunity
>>19268641>goddamnit guys . . .>>19268607[x]try and look for that girlcall the familiars, search the house, ask Kraus for a blow-by-blow account on what happened and make him go full scan of the entire houseI think an unknown entity inside the house, near the girls, would incite some paranoia in us, especially with the fear of losing everything
Ask Kraus if he saw that blue-haired girl we just talked to (and groped) just now.
>>19268686Hey you left me in a position where I had to say something that stupid.
godammit finally caught up and then had to go wrangle my 15 year old brother who played assasins creed all day and was actually playing it in the backyard. goddamn autism.
>Look for her"Kraus. Can you scan the house for anybody that shoudnt be here?" you call out to your partner."ON IT, COCKPLUNGER."'Guys.' you tell your familiars 'I want you to search the house for a blue haired, red eyed girl. If you find her, please accompany her into the dining room.'You yourself continue to quickly get dressed to assist in the search.*ROLLEM*
rolled 7 = 7>>19268781oh boy my first post!
rolled 9 = 9>>19268781'Ere we go boys....
rolled 73 = 73>>19268781Comeon let's get this over with. We need a sister!
>>19268790>>19268799I guess not.
rolled 50 = 50>>19268781[^]
rolled 17 = 17>>19268781I suppose I may as well.
rolled 57 = 57You're not excaping again, Femyate
rolled 5 = 5>>19268781SATAN, GUIDE MY DICE
rolled 51 = 51>>19268781Oh god, we're so fucked....
rolled 15 = 15Now watch dem 1's
rolled 17 = 17>>19268781rolling like it 1949
rolled 70 = 70>>19268790Congratulations!
rolled 43 = 43>>19268781
rolled 21 = 21Well time to fail miserably.
rolled 73 = 73>>19268815I don't think he cares for your dice.
rolled 10 = 10>>19268781>implying we'll find her with anything less than a 100
rolled 10 = 10>>19268781COME ON
rolled 61 = 61>>19268781Have a roll. Hopefully, it's a good one.
rolled 13 = 13>>19268781While I understand that this is a reasonable course of action for Hayate to possibly take, I believe it is ultimately pointless.
rolled 94 = 94>>19268781
rolled 1 = 1>>19268781MY ROLL SHALL BE THE ROLL THAT SHALL PIERCE THE MYSTERY. Or at least be ironic in some fashion.
rolled 71 = 71Dice gods accept this offering! A picture of Mike without his costume!
rolled 15 = 15>>19268858Probably, yeah. Unless we find a 100, maybe.
rolled 22 = 22>>19268868Good job, irony.
rolled 66 = 66>>19268868That's... not correct at all.
>>19268868Nope. Just failure. And right after a roll that might have actually gotten us what we wanted, too.
rolled 45 = 45Nat 1 incoming
rolled 67 = 67>>19268868HAHA OH WOW. *SNAP*
rolled 31 = 31>>19268868Well you certainly called it.
>>19268868So ironic. Like, actually definitively ironic, not hipster ironic.
rolled 54 = 54>>19268862>>19268868and my good roll wasted.
rolled 11 = 11>>19268868>>19268886Oh god my sidesI expected to get the 1 not be late for the party
rolled 13 = 13>>19268886Already happened, asshole.
>>19268898So you're a failure on both fronts, then. You're late to the party, AND you didn't get a nat1 either. You're nothing but a miserable failure. You are worthless.
rolled 32 = 32Another 80 threads worth of dickery looks like the order of the day
>>19268868Welp I think I can call this title now.
rolled 55 = 55>>19268923No I am a double failureWhat I need is to be a triple failure
rolled 18 = 18>>19268894LG might use your roll after we're done with the HUE.I don't think it'll be enough, but he might use it.
rolled 69 = 69>>19268941Nope, the fag rolled properly
>>19268924I really hope LG learned from that whole Perrine bullshit that type of stunt is not acceptable.
rolled 34 = 34>>19268941No it isn't. It would have been pointed out already.
rolled 66 = 66>>19268868Wait, there's no plus sign in your email. That's odd.Testing.
rolled 84 = 84>>19268941Sorry bro, but I rolled it with no noko. Else it would look like this.
rolled 80 = 80>>19268972OR IT WOULD LOOK LIKE A GOOD ROLL?!?
rolled 3 = 3>>19268972Exactly right
rolled 56 = 56>>19268972He may be on the mobile layout, I've noticed it frequently doesn't show the email field.>>19268969It... It doesn't matter, man. + or space, it makes no difference.
>>19268991MY DICE ARE FUELED BY PURE IRONY. WEEP AT MY UNIRONIC LUCK
rolled 59 = 59>>19268999Which is why I said "testing" before jumping to conclusions.
>>19268862As you slipped a shirt on, you noticed a hair stuck to your arm.It's blue just like yours, but it's longer than it should be.It's hers."EVERYONE HERE IS ACCOUNTED FOR. NO ONE ELSE IN THE BOTTLE EXCEPT US." Kraus tells you after he finishes his scan.'Should we keep searching sir?' J asks you mentally.'Call off the search guys. I don't think we'll find her.' you tell them'Just who are we searching for sir?''A... A ghost i think. No, maybe not a ghost.' you answer him as you put away the long strand of hair.WAT DO NAO?[ ]breakfast[ ]other
>>19269024Check bed, start on breakfast.Also: Huzzah.
rolled 40 = 40ROLLING
>>19269024Ask kraus if he can see the hair.
>>19269024BreakfastAlso ask kraus if there was anything out of the ordinary with out vitals during the bath
>>19269024[x] Breakfastand show Kraus the hair, maybe have him do some sort of analysis on it, I don't know.
>>19269024Breakfast, ask Kraus if he noticed anything weird during the bath, then make him look at the hair.BUT ONLY AFTER WE ASK HIM WHAT HE SAW.
>>19269024[x]otherAsk Kraus if he can detect the hair, and do an in-depth majaik analysis. Check to see which one of the girls is missing from bed.If Perrine, let her finish cooking breakfast.If Hina, prepare breakfast.Practice with the Clone. Mentillate to Trude to set up a meeting during lunch, we need to talk with her.
>>19269024[X] Put that hair in a safe place first. It's proof that we're not insane, then breakfast.
rolled 11 = 11>>19269024burekufastu
>>19269065Second thisThen go make breakfast, and tell the familiars not to say this to the familyNo need to upset the girls yet
>>19269065Yes."What exactly did you see? How many human bodies? Did you see the female with blue hair and red eyes?"
rolled 88 = 88>>19269098change vote to this. also ask about majaik usage shenanigans
'Guys, please don't tell the girls any of this.' you tell everyone you ahd alerte. 'I don't want them worrying themselves over an intruder that might not have been really here.''Of course sir.''YOU GOT IT DICKWAD.''Kraus, How many humans were in the bottle when you ran that scan?' 'FIVE PEOPLE, MOTHER FUCKER.''Five?''YOU, THREE IN THE BED, ONE DOWN AT THE BEACH.''Okay man thanks.' you tell him as you head into the kitchen to prepare breakfast.--------------------------------------------------Later at breakfast, You and the girls gathered around the table.Hina was the first to come in after her jog, followed by Perinne and Ursula.Erica stumbled in a quarter of an hour after everyone else.TALK? TO WHO?WAT SAY?
>>19269227Talk to Hina."How did you enjoy your jog this morning?"
>>19269227Hina first, tell Perrine that the guest list is now full last.
>>19269273I'm wondering whether we HAVE a maid outfit for Perrine. Are we going to have to head down to Interdimensional Fashions before the tea party?
>>19269227Hina, then the twins, then Perrine. Let's end the conversation on a high note.By high, I mean with news of a teaparty.
>>19269289Probably get her one at lunchWe should also speak to Trude at lunch time as well about the loophole
>>19269227Ask kraus about the bathroom shenanigans. Then greet everyone good morning.Also, just throwing this out there, but what exactly is causing that plot line/tree/dimension to intercede with our current one like this? What exactly would they gain from doing something of this magnitude?
Erica: You sleep like the dead. You bite like them too. What's up with that?
>>19269326Something about Synchronicity or somethingThis is LG we're talking about here. For all we know, it could be the source of power for their electric toilet
>>19269326The Susan bleed through is a side effect of them pulling us into the HnG canon probablyOr the split not being able to sustain itself and unravelling on us
In the very beginning when we first wanted to see our classmates we had chosen ourselves. And now it's happening. What has science done!? What if it wasn't a mirror we were looking at!?
>>19269250Bitch, she can barely WALK this morning.
>>19269354"So wait, this is normal?""Alternate versions of you coming over from a dieing continuity? Yeah, every once in a while.""What happens?""Generally one gets reassigned, occasionally they fight for the right to live highlander style. What happened to yours?""....""Kid? ..... You didn't.""I might have."
>>19269356We are already bleeding on our own timeline if I remember correctly with our "blackouts" A-tan I think is also partly responsible for this. However I think that she has a different ulterior motive I think. >>19269354Hardly. You can have a frictionless generator power all of the electricity here. Not only do we have LOLMAGIC, but some students could also have troll logic as their powers here. Expect anything more or less.
>>19269423Also, note to self: Why exactly are we the only ones in this dimension that sees Susan? Expound on that with the doctor when possible. Also, have future selves of ourself leave us a note as to when we can expect to see the Doctor to help with our Majick problem.
"So Hina, How was your jog?" you ask your pink haired girlfriend."Eh? Well, it was normal. I met those girls we first saw on the moon in town and talked to them a little.""The two with the bunny ears?" you ask"Yeah, They're Tewi and Raisen, and they're in Basics class with Perinne.""The smaller one is... unruly." Perinne comments from behind a cup of tea."Oh? They seemed like fun when we first met them." you tell her"Fun like a tornado." She says as she gets back to her meal.Next you turn to Ursula, the science witch."So Ursula, when would Shirley be headed out today?""As soon as we can get the cargo to send back with her all organized. Should be done before lunch.""Cargo? what exactly are you sending back?""Some basic things, A few holo displays, samples of alloys, some other odds and ends. basically stuff to fill the Bureau's tek exchange agreement.""But no Devices?""No, nor anything too blatantly majaikal. We want to keep the bleed-out of tek controlled." she tells you."I think I can see why you'd need that."She nods. "We don't think they're too ready for any real advanced stuff."You then turn to Erica.The ringleader of last night's assault.WAT SAY?
>>19269512But what if Futureyate is actually Negayate. Then all hell breaks loose.
>>19269544>Time travel is a red herring.>It's all Negayate fucking with us.
>>19269544We already fought him in the future (probbably) That or we can seal a timeline from time travel or some shit. TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS. Also, even if the note was from negayate, it would give us an idea when the Doctor would be back, (Or an encounter from Frank that we cant avoid). I still suggest TIME TRAVEL, SCIENCE!>>19269528Was that adequate enough to last you for a few days?
>>19269528"Sleep well, Bitey? I noticed you weren't gnawing on my leg this morning. I take it you were quite satisfied?"Is there anything you wish for lunch? I'm going to try to talk with Trude today, to tell her that Perrine won't have to go through with the dishonorable discharge"
>>19269528I'm not sure what to say. I don't like the attack but I don't want to discourage happy fun times with our girls.Gonna go with "So, I guess that's been building up a while then? Feeling better now that it's out of your system?"
>>19269528"And how are you feeling today? I had problems walking, how about you?"
>>19269544If its Negayate that started the whole Perrine Problem, then we are going to torture himslowly painfullyand with maximum application of Frank, Shirou, etc.We know how to make him suffer. After all, he is US.
>>19269658>We know how to make him suffer.Mind wipe him and send him home? I think our dimension does a better job of fucking us better than we ever could.
>>19269691>Has never read a Negayate comic.
>>19269658Doubtful, negayate seems to head more for screwing us over where this situation broke the loop that we were supposedly stuck in that ikusa has been trying to free us fromHaven't heard much about him lately. Maybe janitorial duties are a bit heavy?
>>19269712Man that job sounds so bad ass....
"Sleep well, Bitey? I noticed you weren't gnawing on my leg this morning. I take it you were quite satisfied?" she narrows her eyes at the use of that moniker."Is there anything you wish for lunch? I'm going to try to talk with Trude today, to tell her that Perrine won't have to go through with the dishonorable discharge""Talking to Trude? You sure she won't attack you again? Maybe we should come with you." she says to which the other girls nod in agreement.[ ]I think we need to talk alone[ ]If you want to, sure
>>19269745I think I should talk to her alone.If there's problems, I'll just teleport home.
>>19269745"I'm not too worried about it now, but [x]if you want to, sure."
>>19269745"I need to be alone to do this. If it comes to violence again... then I must do as the butler does and correct her bad habits."
>>19269745[x] Talk alone. "It's a nice offer, but sending in a mob of family members seems more like the prelude to a lynching than a constructive discussion."
>>19269745Nah, I got this one.It's hardly going to look like a friendly chat if I show up with an armed escort.Besides, I can teleport out of harms way if I have to. I'm not in any real danger.Then panic when Perrine REALIZES.
>>19269745I think I should talk to her aloneI need to sort out whatever problems she has with me and she will probably clam up if you are with me sadly
rolled 10 = 10>>19269745talk alone. and maybe the miniyate did a lot to her
>>19269765>correct her bad habits>her familiar is a dogShall we train her?
>>19269745[x]I think we need to talk alone"I appreciate the sentiment, I really do. But I think that if it's more than just me, then we won't be able to talk candidly and openly. "Don't worry, I'll be fine."
>>19269798Let's swag her just a LITTLE more before we do that.Though I like the idea of leaving a tasteful looking choker, just to see if she wears it.
>>19269770When Perrine realizes what?Sorry, I'm dense.
>>19269826that she got in front of Trude swinging an I-beam for nothing. We could have easily blocked or avoided it.
>>19269826That the only reason we got hurt at all was to try and protect her.We were GOING to teleport out of the way, but since she got in the line of fire we chose to deflect the I-Beam with our ribs.
>>19269850Eh, it was typical "I LOVE HIM" knee-jerk reaction.
"I appreciate the sentiment, I really do. But I think that if it's more than just me, then we won't be able to talk candidly and openly."you tell her."Don't worry, I'll be fine.""You better be. We need you in tip-top shape for tonight."Perrinne and Hina blushes at this, Ursula simply nods."of course...." you chuckle nervously.And now you turn to Perinne."Perinne, the guest list for this evening's tea party is all set. Some of your classmates will come as well as some of mine.""Eh..? We will really go through this?" she asks"Yep. You lost the bet after all.""O-okay. You'll be there right?""Of course. We'll all be there." you tell her as you look at the other girls."Err... about that." Erica says as she brings her hand up."I need to go down to R&D today, have them check out these new strikers and Sasha. So Ursula and I might not be able to come.""We'll try and catch up." Ursula says after her."Oh. Okay then. How about you Hina?""Souseiseki and I will be there." she smiles at the french girl."Thank you." you see Perinne mouth towards the other one.---------------------------------------------After breakfast, and after the girls have gotten ready, you all head out for the day.You, Erica and Hina walk into the classroom with about 15 minutes left till the start of classes.The two girls settle into thier blue recliners and you look for someone to talk to.TALK TO WHO?WAT SAY?
>>19270056Keima, ask how he liked the gift we left for him after the training session.
We could probably talk to Shirou. We should at least TRY to be his friend, even if he is mentally retarded.
Would anyone in our class know how to track ghosts? Are the ghostbusters employed here?Perhaps we could stop by medical to get that hair tested.
>>19270056>>19270056Haven't talked to Keima in a while.
>>19270056Let's talk to Amazoness, and maybe see if she has a proper name and proper device name.
>>19270056Talk to Shirou.He's been improving and we should encourage that."So, Shirou. What did you do yesterday?"
>>19270056Talk to Keima. It's been a while.
>>19270091Yes. Yes we should.
>>19270084If we're going with that as our criteria, we haven't talked to Gai in nearly a week. He's our Rider-bro and we haven't talked with him at all.
>>19270075>>19270084>>19270099Do you want to seduce Keima so much that you would ignore Gai?
>>19270102>>19270091Agreed, Gai and Shirou first.Then Keima, and NOT about the 'gift'.We should ask the Dude when our next break is, so we can have 'the best party ever'.
KeimaWe have neglected him lately
>>19270120So we can talk to both. No big deal.
>>19270126That's because he wants to be away from us. He doesn't want or like the attention we gave him.
>>19270120I think we should give Keima some space, and then invite him along on some group outing like it's a last minute thought."These friends, and these guys, and... hey Keima, you available to hang out?"
>>19270121Shirou then Gai.
>>19270140When has he ever actually implied thatWe made him uncomfortable with jokes etc but he is still our friend and still is someone we should spend time withWe never did find out how the student dossier project ended up eitherAlso speak to gai and Shirou if there is time
>>19270120Seduce? No. But yes, I would be willing to sacrifice a little time with Gai to talk to Keima. Handily, we can yet talk to both.
>>19270140It's not that he doesn't like us, it's that the emotions regarding us confuse and discomfort him.Honestly, I don't care if we swag him, we need him to not repress his emotions because it isn't healthy.He's afraid of, in no particular order: what people would think of him liking another guy, the implications of being attracted to another guy, possibly upsetting us/our girls by admitting he likes us, us rejecting him for whatever reason.Maybe other stuff too. Meanwhile everyone else would give exactly zero fucks about the whole situation.
>>19270162>When has he ever actually implied thatBack at the Guys Night party, when he demanded to know if he was just another seduction target of ours.
>>19270191And he didn't say he wanted us to leave him alone then seconds later went to kiss us
>>19270191Actually, he did that because he felt himself falling for us, and panicked. He was trying to blame us for it, and when we politely turned the question back on him ('Do you want to be?') he realized what he was doing and semi-snapped out of it.Then when he sobered up, he realized how far he slipped up on that stoic mask of his and ran from the room in a dead panic.
>>19270210>seconds later went to kiss usOr that was just him losing consciousness.Talking with Keima to make him more sociable is one thing, but most of the people calling to talk with Keima just seem to want to fuck him.
>>19270191Let's put the basic situation in another context: There's this girl you know who acts standoffish and vaguely flustered around you on occasion.Later you see her drunk at a party and she basically demands to know why you're so damned pretty before passing out in your arms on the way to shoving her tongue down your throat.Would you suspect:>She wants nothing to do with you.>She finds you creepy.>She's trying to hide the fact that she's into you for some reason.Because that's basically what happened there.
>>19270254No, go back and read it. His trajectory was pretty clear before he passed out.Also, he never said no, he was trying to deny his attraction by blaming us, ignoring the fact that even if we WERE he wouldn't be as affected unless some small part of him was open to the idea.
>>19270254What, we can't want both?
>Keima>stuffYou turn to your right, there sat Keima fiddling with his PSP as usual.Well, not actually as usual, this time he has one in each hand.You know that these were his Devices Elsie and Haqua."Hey man, I've never been able to check up on this, but how's that dossier going?""I have all the class' information now. It's all available for browsing through Elsie." he tells you as he shows you Elsie on one of the PSP's screens waving at you."Cool. I was wondering, maybe we could try the same thing with the Basics class?""It would take much more convincing on our part. They will be releasing some personal information after all." he tells you"Well, I have some friends in that class. Maybe I could start with talking to them?""Interesting, I think we have that match against them coming up soon. I'll look into that." he tells you."Great, if you need any help, just come to me." you say with a smile."I will."[ ]gai[ ]shirou[ ]other
>>19270254To be fair, he's very pretty.On a more serious note: That kind of emotional repression isn't healthy for anyone. Regardless of what happens between us, it would be better for everyone if he was a bit more open and honest about it.I'm voting for helping/hanging with Keima, not seducing him.At the same time though, if he comes to us, I'm not saying no.
>>19270326Dawww... He's blushing.TAKE HIM NOW.
rolled 100 = 100[x] gaiwe havnt been spending time with him as of late. He's always been there for us.
>>19270326>Gai.Been the longest.>>19270338>At the same time though, if he comes to us, I'm not saying no.Who would?>>19270339NO BAD.
>>19270326[x]gaiWe haven't spoken with him in a week.
>>19270343Goddamnit. Rolled on accident
>>19270343The dicegods agree apparently.
>>19270343The dice gods hath spoke.Gai it is.
>>19270326>not asking about the giftGoddamnit.I can't even care who we talk to next right now.
>>19270326AmazonessWe really havent talked to her in a long whileAfter her GaiThen Shirou>>19270343Nice roll, mate. Pity its not needed. Can we reserve?
Totally forgot about that dossier.We should find out who is fighting who for the class trials, and offer to sell information on the students to their opponents.
>>19270362We talked with Amazoness for a good bit at the party on Sunday, when we learned that they finally finished her translation software.
>>19270386As Gai would say. . . "Quit plotting evilllllllllll."
rolled 1 = 1Gai and then saber/nyaaber
>>19270386but thats not what a butler would do. That's being greedy. We're not exactly on a shoestring budget.
rolled 91 = 91>>19270416>1>Gai has ceased to exist.
>>19270398Oh we did? Must have missed that. Thank you for the correction kind anon.But have we talked about her? her culture? Now seems like a good timeEither that of Gai
>>19270446We can speak to her another timeMaybe have her around for the next tea party. It would be interesting for her to interact with Perrine given how properly spoken she is but how she still acts rather primitive
What happened to the thread?
fucking cloudflare.>>19270474True that might be a good idea. An experience with someone who is completely a 180 from her might be good for Perine.
>>19270492huh, nm. my internet just gayed out on me.
>>19270492We're waiting for Landing Gear.>protection racketNo captcha, I don't think that's a good idea.
>GaiYou walk up to Gai, your rider bro."Hey man... So, Maggie's out in the field huh?""Indeed." he answers you stoically"You okay?""I... I have been better, but this is nothing.""Hey man, if it's anything, I know how you feel.""Thanks. I'm sure the girls will be alright." he tells you."I know man, I know. Anyway, I've seen some of our classmates have gotten upgrades lately, how about you?"He smiles and stands up."You know how I was lacking in ranged attacks yes?""I do.""Well, I have overcome that." He activates his armor, but since he was already wearing the body suit, only his helmet appeared on his head."And now this." he strikes another pose, his body glows.The body suit and helmet changes.Instead of his dark green suit, it has changed into a white and gold one.His helmet now has a golden visor instead of the bug eyes it earlier had.In his hand was an ornate looking pistol."This is IXA mode." he tells you through his helmet. "It sacrifices strength and defence for mobility and ranged capabilities.""Cool. And how long can you maintain it?" you ask"As long as I need." he says."and you can freely switch?""Yes.""Cool."After some quick parting words, you turn and walk towards Shirou.WAT SAY?
>>19270492Cloud flare hiccup I think
>>19270492No idea.My internet was acting wonkey for a minute there though.
>>19270492We''re waiting for LG. It happens.
rolled 19 = 19>>19270427and saber got so fed up with shiro she ragequit
>>19270523So, what'd you do with your day off?
>>19270523Oh, you know what we should have told him? That if he can find out when the next supply drop is going to be for Maggie, that we'll help him get a letter through.As for Shirou, ask him how his Monday went. Just try to be nice to him in general.
>>19270523Should of asked him how he funneled his majaik into his defence in the first placeWe really are woefully ignorant of how most of our allies do everything as it stands
Ask Shirou how his day off wasSee if he has learnt anything else because him sharing was a shock
>>19270586Expecially considering how lacking our defense is.Damn we need some upgrades.Suit-Something that a blade doesn't go straight thoughBunny-mode-Other modes including Neko and KumaRanged-Should probably get something with a bit more firepower than our pistolsI was also thinking, we should see if we can get a second device just for our familiars to take some of the load off Klaus. I was thinking one of these.
>>19270639Kraus doesnt take any load, We're the one's that get taxed.
>>19270639>-Should probably get something with a bit more firepower than our pistolsThat's what the laser is for.
>>19270639>SuitWouldn't it be something as simple as going down to Interdimensional Fashions and having Piccolo CLOTHES BEAM us a couple sets of suits with Orihalcum and Adamantium threads?
>>19270639Nah a pokedex for our familiarsOur armour isn't bad but we are fighting extremely powerful beingsI was also thinking we need to actively seek out upgrades instead of LG saying "training montage roll for skills"And since the one thing we haven't done is get a personal upgrade for strength or defence either of them would be a good thing to check out
>>19270660Or just talking to Jun about it.
>>19270674We need to talk to Jun about those Orihalcum gloves, yes.
>>19270639RangedWe have Molotov paintball guns, tea laser, thrown weapons, shotgun etcThe pistols are just a non majaikal fallback same as the hidden blades
>>19270660Our butler suit already is armour though. Our issue is that it protects against mundane combat but we are fighting far above that levelWe could probably take a tank round in our phlat armour but things like Mike's weapons can do far more damage than that
>>19270666I was thinking pokedex at first as well, but a Digivice is more our style. They go back to cute form when the battle is done. We "digivolve" them to champion when they need to fight.We used the moonstone to bump Jakob up to Ultimate. On that train of thought, it'd also be more efficient if instead of adding Arch Mago's weapons to Ted, we digivolved him into a Metal-greymon like form with weapons built in. Dan could go to Weregarurumon. Lo could go to Pandamon and then Bancholeomon, or at least the equivelents.
>>19270523>IXA, i like.i haven't seen that many Kamen rider series yet but IXA has been used by alot of people right?more than any other drive.i always did like the look of it.
>>19270710That is a good point, especially given Jared's reaction to our familiars during the battleWe never did catch up with him after that either
"So Shirou, what did you do on your day-off?" you ask the slightly stupid guy."Eh? I slept all day, then I went to town for that eat all you can cake buffet.""wait... Cake buffet? What happened?""I.. I'm not sure, the cake was delicious though."he tells you with a silly grin."When I woke up, I was at home and it was morning already. haha.""I see. Well, atleast you didn't get into any trouble, did you?""I dunno. haha." he says absentmindedly as he roots around in his pocket for something.You wanted to ask Saber how that buffet went, but the Dude arrives, and you go to your seat.
>>19270682Did Souske take back the sawed-off coach gun? Because that would be a tertiary fallback in addition to the blade and the pistols. It might be a good idea to find a way to carry a rapier in a discrete way within our suit. Like we have a thick pen of which the cap is a holding item which holds the rest of the handle and the entire blade.
>>19270769>shotgunNo, we still have it. >rapierThat's what our belt is.
>>19270779The problem is that one is reliant on majaik. Like we encountered vs Touma if the foe can negate the spell on the belt it becomes limp.
>>19270779The belt is a flexible slashing sword. It does not pierce. Rapiers pierce exclusively.L2SWORDS, KNAVE. BY GOD'S BLOOD, HAVE YOU EVER EVEN BEEN TO A SMITHY? OR DID THEY NOT COVER THAT IN FILTHY HERETIC WITCHING 101?
>>19270818Less reliant on majaik than one in a holding sheath
>>19270818We have an 8-slot storage now. I suppose we could probably store a Rapier or some other weapon in there if we have room.
>>19270831You are an idiot.The belt sword has 2 modes, urumi sword and rapier.
>>19270835Actually no. The natural form of the is the belt in a limp state. If the spell is broken it is forced into the urumi state. The pen sword's magical base is within the case itself. The actual blade would be mundane.
>>19270890Yes but the holding sheath is a lot more majaikal and a lot more dickery than the belt
"Okay kiddies." The dude says from his podium. "This morning, we'll be working on your investigative skills."He takes out a female uniform, one that you might see in a catholic school."You will be sent in pairs to find an infiltrator in an otherwise normal school. Majaik use will be allowed, but you must make sure none of the natives see you doing so."He puts away the uniform and takes his sunglasses out."Your cover will be as a transfer student into that school, and you will be given 3 simulated days to find clues or apprehend the infiltrator.""Now, to change things up, I want you to pick your partner. You have 10 minutes to do so."PICK A PARTNER! CHOOSE WHO?
>>19270909How can I not say Keima?
>>19270890Alright, I see where you coming with this.But, we can store a rapier just fine with Kraus' new storage function, and our arm-blades are mundane and we are fairly good with them.I don't see the need for a separate storage item for just a rapier at the moment.
>>19270909KEIMAWE MUST PUT HIM IN SCHOOLGIRL OUTFITalso he's pretty good at detectiving things
>>19270909KeimaHis logistical support will be most valuable hereOr LilySame reason
>>19270909KEIMA.Nothing to do with the social aspect, dude's fucking genius.Plus, unlike us, he actually got to be a normal student, so he would know what they act like.
>>19270909KeimaFor this situation there isn't a better choice
rolled 91 = 91>>19270909Keima or Lily. Preferably Keima
>>19270924No this time we switch it upWE get in the schoolgirl outfit and act cute
>>19270936I was just about to suggest this.
>>19270930Honestly, I don't think she'd do too well at blending in with a "normal" high school crowd.
I'm voting Keima.And is it wrong that I desperately want Sousuke/Shirou or Kenji/Shirou?
>>19270909fuck kemia, Bro adventures with Gai
>>19270958>fuck kemiaThat is the plan, yes.
>>19270958Well if you think we have the time but we should find a better place
>>19270930In school you were that guy who when told to pick a partner picked his friend and then just played grab ass the whole time, yes?
>>19270961I don't know about fucking chemistry, but fucking Keima is the plan, yes.
>>19270956Who ever ends up with Sasuke will probably also be well off. They will have to worry about him boobytrapping the entire school, though.
>>19270956Kemji will assume the infiltrator is a girl, and proceed to recruit an all-boys group to usurp the feminist nazis. Its effectivity is highly questionable.Shirou will most likely head to the cafeteria, turn into Illia somehow, and turn Kenji's life into a living nightmare.Id love to see this
>>19270956I'm actually not sure which one would be funnier.
>>19270930>Go with Erica or Hina>It's an all girls school>her face when
This sim is going to start with us walking to school and bumping into a girl while she runs with toast in her mouth.Come class introductions Cue"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?" *pans to sky*She turns out to be the target later.
>>19270968No. I'm considering that Erica is likely to have the second most trouble in our team after Amazoness. It's obvious that whoever teams with Keima will finish the simulation successfully, because Keima is going to be doing most of the thinking.I am concerned with making sure that someone who is not so good at investigative work, like Erica, can complete this simulation.
>>19271002>her face when we fit in better than she does
>>19271014By that logic we should team up with Shirou or Kenji, who have even worse odds than Erica.
>>19271014Moment of brilliance here, we can make a bet with erica.
>>19271002>team with Keima>all girls school>our girls faces when they see the replayFtfy
>>19271014Wait, wait. Thinking of someone else's success? I'm confused.But seriously, an excellent reason.>>19271031Not if we do team up with Keima. That'd be cheating.
>>19271031Shirou ends up with Erica again.He figures it out in the first 5 minutes because it's a mystery of who stole all the fudge and he can track it with his nose.
>KeimaYou turn to your right and look directly at the stoic tactical genius."Hey I want you." you tell him"What?!" he blurts out."I want you to be with me.""Huh?! W-what are you saying?!" his mask of disinterest is crumbling"Well, I want you to pair up with me for this mission." you tell him, "What did you think I was saying?"He coughs, his mask going back on."Ah. Yes, that." he says as he coughs again."Okay, I'll do it." he tells you.'OI. I wanted Keima to go with me. He'll make this thing easy as pie.' Erica mentillates you when she sees you talking to him'Sorry Erica. But you snooze, you lose.' you tell her with a smirk.'Bah! I'll try for Lily then.'------------------------------------------------------Minutes later, after the Dude confirms the pairings, he starts the simulation.You and Keima find yourselves in a two-bed dorm-room.A small kitchen and a bathroom is tucked away near the door, a single large window letting in fresh air and light.A female uniform sat on each of the beds, On one of the desks, was a a couple of student handbooks, printed in gold letters on the brown leather jacket was [ST. VICIOUS' SCHOOL FOR GIRLS].And right next to them was pair of flasks holding a familiar liquid."Oh no. Not again." Keima mumbles under his breath.
rolled 3 = 3Go with keima.
>>19271052If that was the case, i wouldn't even be mad that we lost.
>>19271014Erica is actually smarter than most people would expect she just spends all her time thinking up ways to troll peopleAmazoness would probably do not too badly at it since she gets along with people well enough and is smarter than her speech made people thinkI actually see Jun and Gai having the most problems
>>19271058Called it!I would say screw the potion but that's just asking for changing room shenanigans so chug the potion and get going
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Rosa GigantorNew thread at 2200 4chan time
>OH COURSE YOU'D GO FOR KEIMA. HAHA SHENANIGANSOf course, LG. Thats like a big delicious red button for us. Besides it makes sense in context.
>>19271058Yeah, the Dude holding up a girl's uniform was a dead giveaway on how this would turn out.Let's just drink the potion, change into the uniform, and start reading the handbook.
>>19271058Clap him on the shoulder, "Well, at least you won't be alone this time."
Get in uniform. Make a pose and say something cute. Make Keima blush. Maybe drink the potion. Become even hotter.
>>19271058Could be worse.Also, as a favor, if you see me swagging any of the girls, warn me so I can avoid them.I don't want a repeat of the last simulation.
>>19271088Well, guess I can go to bed, then.
>>19271095This should be our first course of actionThen we drink the potion before leaving the room
Wait, we've got a fresh potion. Get Kraus to run a scan and sample first before we drink
>>19271058Damn. I want to see how Kenji reacts.Also, genderbent Negi
>>19271137It's just a simulated potionWe won't be able to get anything from it I bet
>>19271149. . . We need to go to the Zoo.Let's see what we can tame.Hopefully, we can find an elephant or a giraffe.
>>19271149Either way, the alchemical infusion process of emotion, memory, and majaik is one that Kraus cannot duplicate it has been stated.
>>19271137It's just a simulated potion though, not an actual one. I doubt we'll get anything useful from it.>>19271170We need to get a dingo, or a kangaroo. We need an Australian on our Staff.
>>19271187Well they were on our listTf2 sniper kangarooSASR dingo
>>19271187Lets list characters we could attempt.Kangaroo - SniperDingo - SASRHedgehog - SonicTurtle - Crush from Finding NemoLion - Simba or MufasaBoar - Pumba?Duck - ScroogeDonkey - Donkey
>>19271231>Hedgehog - SonicUgh.>Lion - Simba or MufasaI see you've misspelled "Saber"
>>19271231NoWe had a list of dapperization targets and most of the ones you listed don't really fit the theme or are terrible
>>19271209Oh God, Im going to need an all new Staff drawing to keep up with that . .You know what, I willJacky boy/girl literally has no space in the original picAll right gents, may I ask you to pick roughly 3-4 animal familiars? Im gonna make Staff Familiar Ver 2.0
>>19271231As I recall, the list was:Dingo - SASRKangaroo - TF2 SniperLion - Regal, British, named CharlesGray Fox - French Foreign Legion, works with Daniil/Big Boss
>>19271252I'd say >>19271254 has it pretty well.
>>19271252>Jacky boy/girl literally has no space in the original picWell of course not, with Ted in the picture.Would it be possible to add more to the Staff photo if you used some Photochopping?Like, you draw Jack and the new familiars at the same scale as the previous picture, and then cut and paste into a new picture, possibly resizing everyone so that they all fit?
>>19271272We had also wanted a Shark - Captain Barbossa/Pirate Captain, but if it's a zoo, they probably won't have an exhibit for sharks. Great Whites are always a good staple, but make a Mako would be a nice change of pace?
>>19271284Draw a "next panel over" type thing, with Ted still in the background, and the next group of staff/familiars in front of him?
>>19271272Gotcha, will work on itAny defining clothes/hats? Accessories like Daniil's knife?>>19271284>>19271295Both are possible, aye. I plan to make a new drawing, fuse them together, clean up and smooth out the rest with photoshop(unfortunately Im learning all this myself, so it may be choppy)
>>19271254And a Tanuki ronin that is a drinking buddy of Lo's
>>19271305All I can particularly think of is that the lion has a cape rather than a hat.The kangaroo would have Sniper's hat, probably a rifle, as well.I dunno about the others.
Okay so its like thisLion - regal cape and cane?Dingo - Combat helmet and sasr emblem on shoulderKangaroo - tf2 sniper helmet and rifleGray fox - Legion white hat and shoulder tassel thingShark - Pirate hat and eye patch (what specie please)Tanuki - that odd jap helmet and samurai sword?Not all of these will fit, Im gonna need a pick between dingo - gray fox and between shark - tanuki, since Jack will be the center man/woman
Actually, going back to find the hats, the Dingo was supposed to be Sniper, and the Kangaroo was supposed to be SASR with an Akubra hat with corks.We hadn't decided if the FFL Gray Fox was getting a beret or a white kepi hat.
>>19271380Nah sniper was kangaroo at first then we had an argument about whether dingo should be SASR or sniperPersonally I like dingo as SASR more
>>19271380Okay, now Im confused Should I just make a lone Jack and blank space for new buddies?
I think we have enough familiars/minions.We should focus on other goals:Learn more about Jack.Plot to Swag/Troll Keima.Straighten things out with Trude.Hold Tea Party.Use Perrine and Hideyoshi to spread the idea of signing up for our Dossier system on the sly.Perfect clone technique.Get Genderswap potion (Personally, I don't even really want it for any reason other than LG denying us. I'd be content to just let it sit on the shelf to never see use.)Gain new modes besides Bunny mode (Neko and Kuma seem to be favorites here).Make stamina potion.Solve the 'Susan' mystery.And so on.
>>19271388Isn't Jack just that one female Kreiger thing? I think I have the pic she's based off of somewhere.
>>19271365Samurai Tanuki.>>19271388I don't mind if the Dingo gets to be SASR and the Kangroo is the sniper. Why not try it, see if the hat works on the animal?
>>19271409>Plot to Swag/Troll Keima.Bah, we can drop this to make room for a familiar combat team.And I would enjoy seeing a fight between Hayate's and Negayate's familiars play out like an episode of Cat Shit One.
>>19271409Well the minions thing is just a target of opportunity thingWe will take every chance to get them when they are there but it isn't the main aim for us>>19271418That is basically the idea for the samurai Tanuki just a different characterFunnily enough Tanuki are actually depicted with massive testicles that drag on the ground...
>>19271418Okay, for a compromise,The full Familiar line-up will have to wait, since it will still growI whip up either Samurai Tanuki and Dingo SASRorJack and Daniil chillin under the palm trees near the landraiderwhichever comes firstAnyways, Im out. Seeya gents, stay classyPS. Dont expect the final bits tomorrow, enrollment for college and female friend bday surprise. not gonna be able to work
>>19271409The thing with that list is more than a few will take quite a whileMinions are a turn up, skill check and we have a new Pokemon type thing
>>19271446I like the second idea moreHave fun tomorrow as well ADF
Here, I found the pic.Assuming Jack's who we think it is, this is what she looks like.Well, underneath the armor/gear anyway.
>>19271463First thing that came to mind when I saw that, was the mental image of Hayate sticking his head in there and making motor-boat noises.
>>19271463.... she's considerably more stacked than I remember.Then again, wasn't she originally based on Seres?
>>19271477The basic design was yeahBecause kriegers don't go for individuality too much she must squish them in pretty damn tight
>>19271477>>19271500>>19271474Thanks to this, I can only think of Negayate acting like Alucard from Hellsing abridged.The Team Four Star version.
>>19271516This is a curious mental image.And it fucking fits.
>3 day simulation with genderswapped Keimalooks like I'll be skipping the next week's worth of threads.if you fuckers haven't captured him by the end of this, well, it probably means you'll never swag keima.and don't forget, there's a clearance sale at the RCS today, go there during lunch.
>>19271618LG's already said it's entirely possible, we just haven't triggered everything yet. You really need to put the person we're seducing in perspective:We knew this was going to be delicate and long term seduction going in. Erica was easy to get, the trick was keeping her interested. Ursula was harder, but manageable since she trusted Erica so much.Nanoha we just needed to show her that we didn't hate her just because there are other people in our life. Hina was swagged by default, we just needed to ease her into it. Perrine was in need of a small, delicate bump followed by damage control.Mio's the exact opposite: It's simple, but hard. Like lifting an engine block out of a car. We just need her to talk to the girls. It's a contest of wills that she doesn't yet realize she already lost.Yuki's just really shy. We need to be slow just so we don't scare her off. I think that once we have her though, she won't be hard to keep.Trude I think is partially swagged already, best we can do there is be nice and hope she either decides to join us or settles in the friend zone before her conflicting emotions get us killed.I really think the whole thing is his social hangups. It's not like he's particularly SHY or anything, just antisocial. If we can get him to come out of his shell a bit, encourage him to be just a little more honest with himself and with us.... That's it.The thing is that if we push too hard, he'll think that we're trying to take advantage of him or something, and don't value him as a person. If we give him no pushing at all, he's just going to shut out the world and try to convince himself that he's imagining everything.With him we need to walk the path of lightning, and tread careful indeed.
>>19271724>the path of lightningYou really think the middle way here is going to be that intense? We aren't trying to keep our soul in a devil's deal, we're trying to help a friend come to terms with himself.
>>19271745By getting into his pants?I just like the thrill of the hunt, myself.
>>19271749Personally, I'm in it for altruistic reasons. If altruism leads to kinky 'gay' sex, well then rock on.But I'm not going to be terribly bothered if that isn't the case.
You know that we are going to have to call Keima oneesan for the duration right?Act like the clingy little sister just to make him squirm
I eagerly await the inevitable scene where one of us walks in on the other in the bath.
>>19272261Or changingI am really torn as to whether we should act all embarrassed and try cover up or just he unflappablePart of me thinks just having it as no big deal would be funny but the other part thinks doing a girly scream and going Keima chan noooooo woud be better
>>19272276If we walk in on him be unflappableIf he walks in on us go girly screams
>>19272261There's pretty much no way that wouldn't end up with the one who walks in slipping and falling into the bath as well. This fall would then inevitably end up with us having our lips almost touching just staring at each other's eyes.
>>19272647We could use that to our advantageOr we could just use it for our amusementEither one is acceptable to me
With all this talk of altruistically helping Keima, why is no one talking about helping Kenji deal with his women issues? Or helping Shirou come to terms with the fact that because of our meddling in his head, he's going to lose entire days when he's Ilya? Sure he seems fine with it right now, but that's probably because he hasn't realized the implications yet. He has to carefully monitor his sugar intake, watching everything that he eats, or risk losing entire sections of his life.
>>19273411The talk of being altruistic about helping Keima is just people trying to cover for the fact that they really just want to get in his pants. At least that's what it is for the thread participants, whereas Hayate the character really does want to help Keima. I suppose Hayate is more interested in helping Keima than others because they're in the same team so it's a proximity thing. Also the whole deal with being mounted by him in a skirt driving the fact home that something is wrong.
>>19273476Alright, then let's actually sit down and talk about how we can help our friends and correct the screw-ups we've caused.Kenji needs professional help. Getting him to agree to talk with Shinji is the problem, and I'm not sure how to approach that.For Shirou, we'll have to look into various artificial sweeteners, and see what we can do to help him control his sugar intake. Maybe have Saber administer insulin shots to help bring his sugar levels down faster. And we should have Kraus remake a sample of the gender swap tea that caused all this, and give it to Ryuu so that he can begin studying it. We still haven't done that, as far as I'm aware.
>>19273476Here, I'll be honest about it. I don't want to "help" Keima. I want to romance him till he can accept it's okay to like a guy, then ride his ass till we're both too sore to keep going.
>>19273571why not romance him till he wants to goddess mode 24/7?
>>19273580If he wants to, that's his choice, man. S'not important to me.
>>19273571>>19273580So are you two willing to deal with the all of the extra work we'd have to do in terms of upkeep? You know, taking him out on a date, being his emotional support even as we have 5 other girls to do the same for. Are you willing to accept the consequences and every day do everything for him that we do for the other girls?
>>19273606are we king harem or are we king harem
To not get Keima into the family would be an absolute failure on our part. We started going after him before we even started flirting with Erica.
>>19273665It's true. He's our original romantic interest.