WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen%20quest/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-How about... Amanda? We can shorten it to Mandy.""It's because I'm a mandrake right? Very original." she says with a smirk"So it's no good?" you ask."No. It's great. Thank you." she smiles."Well then Mandy, how about I show you your new home?" you ask as you summon some saucers for you, the drum and sack and Lo."Sure." she says as she climbs into your front pocket.
>>19204547Can I beat Fritz to the daily FUCK YEAH. let us see.
>>19204612Don't make me space cqc your shit.
Currently on Mahou Shounen Quest>does mandy have wings?
>>19204624I'm sorry, please don't hurt me crawling chaos in pirate form, it won't happen again.
>>19204659Well, she flies. So probably?
The flight back into town went faster than expected.Trips are like that, they always seem to be faster on the way back.As you fly towards the park, and slowly reduce altitude, you see Amanda looking around from your pocket observing the buildings and people below."So this is where humans live?" she asks"Yeah.""And what are those? I've never seen animals like those before?" she asks as she points to cars on the road below."Those aren't animals, theyre vehicles. Humans ride around in them.""Like seed pods?" she asks"Something like that, yeah."You touch-down in the park and disembark.Suiseiseki looks at you expectantly, something in her eyes telling you to remember about your promise to go clothes shopping earlier.[ ]take em clothes shopping[ ]tease her first.
>>19204673[X]take em clothes shoppingTease her DURING.
>>19204673[x]take em clothes shoppingWe can always tease her later.Besides, remember that we have special requests for lunch today.
Are we already on the auto? It's not showing up on page one or two.
>>19204673They've helped us out a lot. We'll tease them later.We should see if we can pull out a Chibi-Klaus to help judge their clothes as well.
[x]shopping"Alright, Souseiseki, Suiseisekidesu, let's go!"
>>19204700Seems to be. Catalog says page 3.
>>19204673Tease. Always tease. It makes the culmination all the sweeter.
>>19204673[ ]take em clothes shopping>quit tobacco yesterday>fucking withdrawals manI might turn in soon, feel like shit.
"IT BEGINS"With my usual reaction when making it to the beginning of MSQ!also:>a plant is fine tooLG u so crazy
>>19204731You must smoke like a goddamn motherfucker if it only takes one day for bad withdrawals to set in.
>"They what?!" Desu asks her sister as they fly through the garden. "You know.. that." Boku answers. "it's like keywinding, for humans.">"but they don't need mana. Do they?" she asks. "I.. I think it's for other reasons." "What then?" "I.. I'm not sure." Boku answers her.If sex is "keywinding for humans" does that mean Kraus has been turning their virtual keys?
>>19204757Oh, that dirty, dirty teapot.
You are Private Krieger Model 68b #6777, "Jack".And you have been reassigned to a new post.Many a strange things have you seen since the Emperor came back.Daemons, unknown beasts and new weird worlds.But this place tops them all.
>>19204749I chewed, and basically the only time i didn't have a dip in was when eating. So yeah, and technically it's been 36 hours.
>>19204749dude. youy don't know how hard it is.The worst thing isnt the nicotine withdraal. It's stopping that "hand to mouth" reflex action.I tried many times, and ended up with half chewed pencils allover the house.
>>19204777Well ok then. Have your 7s.
>>19204794In my case it's the having something in my cheek to suck on (no homo) and the spitting.
>>19204816Would hard candies work? Like, gobstoppers?
>>19204830Probably, i was thinking of just buying jerky chew since it replaces the feeling without the nicotine.
>>19204774The man does serve some fine tea.>>19204777He is so confused right now. I feel a little sorry for him. Gonna have to make him a proper bro later.
>>19204844>He is so confused right now. I feel a little sorry for him. Gonna have to make him a proper bro later.>HeHa! I wish.
>>19204854We are not sure. Could be a he, she, or even it.For simplicity's sake, lets call the Krieg a he for now.
"You know, I seem to remember making a promise earlier..." Suiseiseki's eyes light up in anticipation."And since Mandy also needs clothes, let's make good on that. Suiseisedidesu, Souseiseki, Mandfy, Let's go clothes shopping."You see Suiseiseki smile, not even thinking of berating you for getting her name wrong again.Her sister bows in thanks."Lo stay here with stuff. No need for clothes." your panda friend says as he pats the large plastic drum."Okay then, I'll get you a snack when we come back." you tell him as you and the three girls head to Interdimensional fashions.----------------------------------------------------Inside, Piccollo looks up from his ever present newspaper still playing sudoku, and asks"What can I do for you today?"What say?
>>19204900"Some dresses for the three ladies, here. Perhaps a fusion design? Japanese and Victorian?"
Please use your most metro attack on these ladies.
>>19204900My little friends here are looking for some new clothesSomething tasteful but different
>>19204900My friends here would like some new clothes.Ladies, tell the man what you want in as specific a manner as possible.
"My friends here would like some new clothes."You then turn to the three of them,"Ladies, tell the man what you want in as specific a manner as possible."Mandy speaks up from your pocket, "something light and easy to move around in.""Something elegant and cute." Souseiseki answers"Something that goes well with my sister's" Souseiseki tells him.Piccollo considers this for a moment and puts his newspaper down.You have Amanda fly out of your pocket to avoid friendly fire with the clothes-beam and step aside.Picollo looks at the three of them, charges his beam and fires."CLOOOOOOTHES BEAAAAM!"
>>19205153??Went to the store, bought jerkey chew and hard candies and feel 10 times better.
>>19205184Probably, I dont see MSQ on the front page
I say give no fucks and ride the thread to the ground.
Damn, quest threads are dropping like rocks
>>19205241Well, since this is supposedly done by a mod, I think we have a rogue/dick mod who hates quest threads doing it.
>>19205241It's a one mod crusade
>>19205210Were gonna ride it into the motherfucking ground
>>19204699>floatsSo no wings then? Gotcha
I had a thought: Go treasure hunting with Mio.Her eye can likely see through mist of this secret room bullshit. That or we can make pirate jokes.
>>19205305Or a bit of both
>>19205305>Mio in Captain Marika's outfitAll of my yes
>>19205305Lily also has 3-dimensional awareness, which is just as good.
>NO FUN ALLOWED >WE SHALL GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP!-----------------------------------------------------------The beam hits all three of them, changing the clothes they wore.Amanda gets a pure white sundress, something simple and easy to move in as she requested.Suiseiseki gets a black dress with white lace and green trim.The skirt was much less voluminous than her first one.Souseiseki gets a shirt and skirt [with shorts underneath], also in black with blue trim.The deed done, Piccollo picks his newspaper back up and returns to his game of sudoku."You girls like it?" you ask themSuiseiseki turns around in the air, observing how the skirt flared and gives you a nod.Her sister blushes and softly says "Yes."Amanda lifts her skirt's hem a bit and give you a smile and a thumbs up.After paying for the clothes, the four of you step back outside.WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?[ ]head home[ ]do some more shopping [BUY WHAT?]
>>19205397[x]head homeAs much as I would love to do more shopping with these ladies, we need to get working on lunch. And also grabbing that shard of glass with the leftover potion in the alchemical workroom and analyzing it.
>>19205397[x]Home.We need to get a look at this plant and make lunch.
>>19205397Well Gaben's bag likely has a pirate hat, so we can head home and search for treasure.
>>19205397Head homeGreene isn't anything I can think of that we need from the shops
>>19205397And when that ship goes down, we will build a new ship, then go down with that.We will keep sinking ships until there is not a man left.And judging by how long un-autosage'd MSQ threads last for, that's not very likely.
>>19205397Ay ay captain shall we play something as we go down?[x] do some more shopping.Check for the RCS and see if we need anything.
Haiyoru! Nyaruko-san gave me an idea for a place in town, the museum of sexual history.[ ]head home
>ship sinking faster than a drowning loli breakfast machinestay mad mods>>19205397>returns to his game of sudoku.why is he playing at killing himself?[x]head home, we got Ramen to make.
You decide to head back home and begin preparing lunch for your ladies.But as you crossed the street, Ash calls to you form the front of his store."Hey! Butler-dude! Come-ere!" he beckons to you while he holds a large plastic bag."Err hi Ash, what can I do for you?" you ask as you walk back."No, it's something I can do for you." he hands you the bag."A case of RedBull Ultimate, another 40lb box of those, massage oil, a lockpick set, spray-on sound proofing and a leather shining kit.""Err... thanks. How much do I owe you for these?" you ask."3 guptas 23yonks"You hand him your badge and he walks back in quickly to ring it up."Come back tomorrow, we're cleaning out the storeroom. Putting things on sale." he says as he hands you back your badge."Okay man. Thanks."Finally you head back home.To give Amanda the chance to see the town and it's surroundings at groundlevel, you opt to walk back instead of using your portkeys."So you live in the Byuro?" she asks"The Bureau, yeah. I train and live there for now.""And what does the Biyuro do?""We're like police of sorts." you tell her simply opting to not delve into the complexities of Bureau operations to avoid confusing her.As you walk through the gates, you come across a man in a white labcoat and with untamed hair hurriedly walking out.You give him a neighborly nod, and he returns the same, ending your interaction.
>>19205593We need to aviod Laura like the plague, don't want to cockblock that guy, he's got a crotch rocket. A rocket for his crotch!
Back in the house, you ask Lo and the dolls to show Amanda around as you head straight into the kitchen to get started on lunch.Grabbing some flour, you quickly start on making some noodles, as your soupstock boiled away in a large pot.---------------------------------------------------In no time at all, the ramen was done, the girls' orders done as best as you could make them.There's still some time left until they came home for lunch, allowing you to do some other things before then.WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
damn, page 7 already. oh well
>>19205593>A case of RedBull Ultimate, another 40lb box of those, massage oil, spray-on sound proofingRight back into it now that we don't have to worry about Nanoha?Time to break in the bed, then. Finally.
>>19205593Oh hell yeah, I loved that cazry mofo.>>19205646Fuck that noise, we go down with the ship>>19205645Talk to Amanda, and bring her to the gardens. Might as well get started on te snowberries
>>19205645[x]read. more literature!
>>19205645Read goddamn hayate can do anything, i tried making ramen once. Noodles were too thick and not cooked right.>>19205668yes we do i meant oh well as in fuck it bring it on mods.
To do list: Continue work on original potions (BEARMODE, genderswap, Swag brew, Sexual Stamina, chibi, speed, melmo, invisibility, clones), read Alchemy book.Read the books Yuki gave us(Cyrano, Don Quixote, Shakespeare).Plan a day long event with one of the Bureau’s facilities at our disposal during a break period (Steampunk/Victorian London Murder Mystery, Warehouse 13/23/51, Alice in Wonderland).When the Doctor returns, ask for help tracking down Cogbeard the dorfen clockwork specialist, see what he knows about the PoP’s dagger(waiting to hear back from Dr. Jones about that).Cultivate Snowberry bushFurther lab investigation required, make sure Evangeline didn’t leave any unpleasant surprises.More training with Mike/Ryuu?Plot prank-revenge on Mike for the psychic paper.Further care packages for NanohaCourt MioTest Ursula’s strikersPrank the Gnomes
>>19205578+++ Report from recovered logs of the sinking of the MSQ+++00:47 Reports of a leak in the thread reported.00:48 Reports are confirmed as the thread begins to list to one side. 00:55 Confirmation of mod patrol which dropped the auto-sage bomb reported.01:07 Captain declares abandon thread but crew decides to stay in honor of thread.01:19-01:25 Crew salutes as waits for the inevitable01:26-01:30 The honorable Captain continues to man his post and steer the thread hopefully to a safe point.01:34 The crew stay at their posts and continue to man the ship as it hits the page 7 mark of sinking.God speed you magnificent bastard.
>>19205578Actually Janitors can do it as well.
rolled 72 = 72I say we work on our potions. Rolling for our general competence in making them.
>>19205715Drunk with power, the lot of them.
rolled 31 = 31Should probably get mandy set up with the snowberry plant. After all it is why she came with us in the first place. It would not be nice to leave her hanging like this.
>thread autosaging, not visible on front page>HAHAHA FUCK YOU MODS I USE THE CATALOG>>19205645Show the fairy the snowberry plant.
Hello I'm new here so I must ask, what is auto sage?
>>19205645TO THE SNOWBERRIESAlso, whoever has the schedule should add a short trip to ash's for tomorrow.
>>19205826Somewhat new myself, but I think it makes it so no posts can bump the thread.
>>19205826The thread doesn't bump, and slips slowly towards the final page, and off to oblivion.
>>19205826Just means the thread doesn't get bumped to the top of the front page when you reply. You can put "sage" in the email field not bump the thread, autosage just means that effect is automatically applied to every post.
>>19205826When posting in a thread doesn't bump it.And no bumping = quick death.
rolled 44 = 44>>19205826it means new posts automatically sage the thread instead of bumping it.
>reading gets most votes>seconded by MANDYYou take a quick moment to bone up on your literature and select a book from your folio at random.------------------------------------------As You Like It Act 1, Scene 3 CELIAWhat shall I call thee when thou art a man?ROSALINDI'll have no worse a name than Jove's own page;And therefore look you call me Ganymede.But what will you be call'd?CELIASomething that hath a reference to my stateNo longer Celia, but Aliena.ROSALINDBut, cousin, what if we assay'd to stealThe clownish fool out of your father's court?Would he not be a comfort to our travel?CELIAHe'll go along o'er the wide world with me;Leave me alone to woo him. Let's away,And get our jewels and our wealth together,Devise the fittest time and safest wayTo hide us from pursuit that will be madeAfter my flight. Now go we in contentTo liberty and not to banishment.-------------------------------------------------Closing the book at the end of that scene, you head out into the garden.
>>19205826Basically no posts can bump it, making it sink into the board by other bumped threadsWow, you must be very new to not know this. Good thing most around here is civil. If you were on /a/ or /v/, you would have been ignored or trolled
Hmm, wonder what happens when you try to sage when on auto sage, probably nothing but I gotta go deeper.
>all that stuffSexytimes I'm sure, but why the lockpick? And we have to go to his store later. I doubt they ever go on sale, what with knowing exactly what everyone needs when they need it. Its code to get over there so he can give us what we need that the girls shouldn't know about.
>>19205875For the handcuffs, duh.
>>19205860>What shall I call thee when thou art a man?So... Jack confirmed for girl?
>>19205875Thats right, why did we get a lockpick when we have the sonic screwdriver?....on the whole Dr.Who subject....should have a no win scenario against an army of dalek.
>>19205898Nah, more like>LG confirmed to have more ammo for the troll cannon
>>19205905I thought it was for Ursula?
In the garden, you see Lo, Souseiseki and Mandy checking on the snowberry plant."This child, he's hard a tough time." Mandy comments as she places a small hand on one of the leaves."He misses his home." she says as she looks up at you."Well we got some soil from he forest and water from there too, maybe that will help him?" you ask."Possibly. I am also now here. I think he can pull through." she tells you as she pats the leaf."Thanks for coming with us." you tell her"It's nothing, like I've said before, I also want to learn more about humans. Coming with you seemed like the right thing to do."You and Lo quickly begin setting up a new bed using the soil from the forest to transfer the plant into.As you carted away the garden soil you replaced for use later, you wish you had the materials you needed for that greenhouse you want.'Maybe I can get some from the hardware tomorrow.' you think to yourself as you head back to the bush.After carefully transfering the Snowberry plant into it's new bed, and watering it with the spring water, you sat down on the patio to wait for the girls' arrival.
>>19205898You didn't know Jack's really a girl?What?
Yay now to greet them with a smile.
>>19206004That thumbnail always makes me think he's smoking or something.
I wonder... if we have Souske, would that suggest that we also have Chidori in R&D and Tessa in ADmin? I mean we can't just take Souske.Also if they are here we can fix him and ichika.
>>19205905>implying we will be able to reach the sonic screwdriver while handcuffedI would be very disappointed in Mio if she was that sloppy.>>19206063>associates of people we knowIf Sakura is here, would Tomoyo be around anywhere? Public Relations maybe, working on a magical girl recruitment video?
>>19206112>associates of people we knowWell hey why not
The girls arrived in a big group, six of them appearing right outside the front door.There as Hina and Perrinne, the twins and Sakamoto and Charlotte."Hi!" the softness greets you, "Ursula invited me for lunch. What do you have cooking Hayata?""We have various types of ramen. What would you like?""Ruhmen...? Oh! that noodle-soup thing!" she says as you lead the ladies to the table you prepared in the garden."Gimme something with lots of beef in it!" she tells you much like one would order from a ramen shop."Order recieved." you say with a bow, as you head inside to take out begin service.----------------------------------------------------------You sit at the head of the table, girls on either side of you.They eat thier meal with gusto, their individual ramen orders prepared by you expertly.Erica digs into her bowl of gnochi ramen like mad.As has been tradition for the meals you shared, you begin chatting the girls up.TALK TO WHO?what say?
>>19206150Now, now, lets not get ahead of ourselves.Lets not stick our head out too much, shall we?Fate may try to cut us off, you know?
>>19206174>This fuckin guy
>>19206170Tell everyone we've.... transplanted... a mandrake plant into our garden.
>>19206170Ursula. Ask her about anything other than strikers because sheesh it is all we ever talk to her about.
>>19206170Introduce Mandy. Ignore odd looks and any size-related implications.
>>19206170Ask Erica how the potato ramen is.
>>19206174I agree, she's not headstrong enough to be bureau material.She'd lose her head under the pressures of an agent.
>>19206174>>19206229Oh right.Now I remember why not.
>>19206217>size-related implications"So Hayate, you finally found someone the right size!"Anyways: Introduce Mandy (unless she's living in the dirt now). Tell Shirley we're glad to have her over, and ask what the occasion is.
>>19206170Seconding introduction of mandrake girl >>19206229Quite so, she's only gonna get chopped off the ranks like that.She needs to get that weight off her shoulders first>>19206240Sorry, couldnt resist
>>19206229>>19206240>>19206174What, is she headchop-happy or something?
Talk to Hina or Mio.
>>19206281Quite the opposite in fact.
>>19206242>ask what the occasion is.>Ursula invited me for lunch.That's the occasion
>>19206170you and your filenames LG. always puts a smile on my face.Ask Hina and Erica what we got to skip out on in class.
>>19206289Her head falls off? Is she a dullahan or something?
>>19206327Bitten off, actually.
"Um... Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to a new friend." you tell them as Mandy comes flying over from the garden on your request."hallo!" she says with a wave and a smile as she lands on the table."Girls, this is Mandy. A... Mandrake from the forest. I asked her to help me with the plant I'm trying to cultivate." you tell them."That's not a mandrake. Mandrakes are plants.. right?" Perrinne says as she eyes the tiny blonde walking around in front of them."I got hit by some weird magic and turned into this!" she says as she spins for all to see."So... You went to the forest and came back with a girl..." Erica says as she continues eating. "Why am I not surprised?"A sage nod from her twin reinforces this."Err.. Hahaha..." you chuckle nervously."Anyway... I also got the twins new clothes.""You got us new clothes?" Ursula asks you."I mean.. I got Suiseiseki and Souseiseki clothes." you correct yourself."And did you dress them up?" Hina asks with a raised eyebrow.This instantly gives you a mental image of pure white porcelain and small fragile limbs with dolljoints... Delicious dolljoints."O-ofcourse not! I brought them to Piccollo's!""Thank you for getting along with Suiseiseki,." Perrine says as she trades her chopsticks for a fork.TALK TO WHO?WAT SAY?
>>19206327She gets messily decapitated and dies instantly.
>>19206327It's how she dies in the series, head bitten off by a witch that looks like a winged snake with a clowny sort of face
>>19206257>>19206229>>19206174having not seen Madoka, these jokes are flying right over my head.
>>19206327>Her head falls off? Sure it doesOnly it wasnt intentional.Go watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jm_t3cwWUkIts where the show starts messing with your head.
>>19206344Talk - Charolette, Ask - How are you enjoying the Bureau?>>19206353Okay that one got me. Damn you Lookout.
>>19206344Hina and Erica, ask about class.
>>19206344See what we missed in class today.
>>19206419>>19206383Yay for asking what information were missing on our day off.
>>19206467Puella Magi Madoka Magicanot bad, all in allbut dont tell that to the /a/ssfags
>>19206467Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magicka
>>19206344>delicious dolljointsDELICIOUS INDEED
>>19206493>>19206488Thanks, i've been needing a mind fuck to unfuck my mind, took all four seasons of znt just to make me not feel like shit after clannad.
Well it looks like we may get through the thread after all. 7 more pages till termination and we are already this far.
>>19206527Then don't watch MadokaIt is mindfuck and sad rolled into one
>>19206527>watching znt past the first season>watching any of clannad at allSon, you need some Spice and Wolf, Ika Musume and/or Dennou Coil.
>>19206527have you watched FLCL yet? it will only take you 3 hours to get through if you haven't yet.
>>19206587>>19206527Why does this feel like we are talking about drugsI know all those shows and have seen most of them but still
>>19206580But i will have steeled myself for it, kinda two negatives make a positive.>>19206587>>19206596On my list
>ask about class"So Hina, Erica how did class go?" you ask your girlfriends that were also in your class."Random ramblings. And bowling." Erica says as she holds out her bowl for a refill from J"The Dude talked about various scenarios we could face on the field." Hina explains in a bit more detail. "And then we went bowling again, and he gave us these."She pulls out a bronze colored bowling ball from her bag, it looked normal enough, nothing seemed majaikal about it."What does it do?" you ask her"It's a bowling ball. The thing you use for bowling..." she tells you snarkily with a grin."No, I mean does it do anything special?""Not that I know of, he jsut said "Take care of these babies" when he gave them to us." "So he handed out bowling balls?" "Yep. I got a red one." Erica tells you as she begins to devour her second, no wait, third bowl of ramen.TALK TO WHO?WAT SAY?
>>19206596But it'll take a hell a lot longer just to understand what the fuck you just watched.>>19206527You like monster girls, son? Of course you do, everyone does.Then go watch Blue Submarine No. 6. Its good, but its not slice of life or moe. Quite the opposite in fact
>>19206626Perrine, see how her day has been so far
Can't ignore the guest and potential family member.See what's going on with Shirley. Ask her if there's a special occasion or if she just dropped by for the food.
>>19206626Ask Perrine how her Basics Class is coming along, and ask her if she'd like to have a Tea Party tomorrow.Get the ball rolling for Tea Time Tuesday.
>>19206621if you're wanting mindfuck and serious bsns, add revolutionary girl utena to your list. the series, then the movie.
>>19206626Ask Mio and Shirley, hows the food, and hows their day, small talkAnd borrow one of the bowling balls, see what all the fuss is about.
>>19206626We could ask Ursula about the strikers.
rolled 94 = 94Rolling for Mio stubbing her toe when she's about to leave and us carrying her to first aid.
>>19206706Or give her the sonic screwdriver that Rood asked us to give her
>>19206706WE DO THAT IN THE LAB LATER!
>>19206708ahahaShame it wasn't a hundred, LG might have cared.
>>19206716Oh yes, we give Ursula the sonic screwdriver after lunch.
On the subject of science, is Hayate going to meet Stahl in the future LG?And does Ursula know Stahl?I imagine someone with a crotch rocket named the Phallusination to be well known
>Delicious dolljointsYou people are weird.
>>19206741Ursula is in the Research and Development department, Stahl works in MAD SCIENCE! Department. They're completely seperate.
>>19206760No, YOU'RE weird.
>>19206772I never deny that. It doesn't mean you're not.
2 for Perrine, 2 for Shirley.Someone's got to break the tie.Remember that if we're going to have the tea party tomorrow, we need to get started on that today.
Mio, ask if she's okay
>>19206626>>19206793Well, then, I must vote for Perrine.
>>19206760In a place like this what's normal in the first place?
You turn to Perrinne, your froggy."So Perrinne, how was class?""Mostly discussion about Bureau operations. I guess, only the Advanced classes get barraged by simulations?""Yep. We rarely had them back in basic. The new chairs they'll give you once you move to advanced classes will be used for simulations, I think they use the same tek as the gym.""I see.." she says as she takes another spoonful of soup."So, anyway, Would you be up for a tea party tomorrow? Maybe we invite some people from your class and mine?""Why? What's the occassion?" she asks youWAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?>what page are we on?
>>19206847Buggered if I know.
>>19206853Towards the top of page 9
>>19206853>WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?"Well, there is that little outstanding matter of our bet...">what page are we on?page 9
>>19206760I'm from /toy/, Dolljoints and screwholes. We thrive on that stuff
>>19206853Well I thought it would be a nice thing to do for you and your friends. It helped me get to know my classmates more and work more efficiently.
Welp i'm out, gotta get at least a few hours sleep. Gotta watch my little brother for like 15 hours tomorrow. Fuck i hate kids, good with them but still hate em.
>>192068539"The occasion is that I'm calling in that bet we made. And you lost. So you get to serve tea while wearing a maid outfit! A perfectly cute one, of course, not one of those horrible lewd getups.">>19206888NO DON'T SAY THIS THAT'S A BAD IDEA
>>19206889Just tell him to go play hide and seek for 10 hours
>>19206903Dealing with him is fine, i can always find something for him to do. It's just kids in general are assholes.
>>19206920>people in general are assholesftfy
>>19206920They're horrible people.
>>19206925Oh, but kids especially.Also, if any one really cares about the autosage, you could go complain in the 4chan IRC channel, wherever the fuck that is.I'd think about it, but I'm tired, and need some sleep.
>>19206937Nah we will just make another thread and another
>>19206953Yeah, I'm just sayin'.
"The occasion is that I'm calling in that bet we made. And you lost. So you get to serve tea while wearing a maid outfit! A perfectly cute one, of course, not one of those horrible lewd getups."You tell her with a smile, wisely avoiding to mention the fact that you set this up to try and open her up to people more."W-what?! I-I have to be a m-maid? I-I can't!" she reacts."Don't worry..."[ ]ill be there with you [as a butler][ ]ill be there with you [as a maid]>>19206953sagemod is gone.Third magical girl thread isnt sinking.
>>19207026>Butler.Never go into the skirt voluntarily.
>>19207026[x]I'll be there with you (as whatever you prefer)
>>19207026I'll be there are a butler or maid, your choice
>>19207026[^]I'll be there with you [as a butler]Anyone says otherwise is time stopped ball gagged.
rolled 14 = 14>>19207026[X]I'll be there with you [as a butler]
>>19207026[X] Maid[X] MAID[X] MEIDO
>>19207026Her choiceWe need to do this as give and take
>>19207060>>19207041>>19207039You've got to be kidding me.
>>19207026[x] butler"Unless you'd prefer we dress similarly? And don't worry, just think of it as costume play. It'll be fun!"
>>19207026"...ill be there with you as a butler." you tell her for reassurance."But.. but...""you'll do fine. I'm sure of it." you say with a pat of her hand."O-okay... Who's coming?" she asks you"Let me take care of the guest list."TALK TO WHO?SAY WHAT?
>>19207066Not in the least, we are doing this to help her not troll her If it was Erica then we would be there to laugh as it is we are there to help and so she can decide if she wants us in a skirt or not
>>19207075And LG solves it for us.Talk to the pirate witch and softness, see if they like the lunch and see how Shirley has found the bureau( and not be shocked when we find out she has requested and been approved for permanency )
>>19207075Inform Shirley and Mio that they are not invited due to being crass and vulgar. This tea party will be for classy and elegant ladies only.Then mentilate to them that we're doing this for her and would appreciate if they kept their distance.
>>19207109How about notNot only does it piss Mio off it may well piss Froggy off since she still looks up to and sort of likes the pirate witch
>>19207091Do that. And then head down to the R&D with Ursula. (If I remember right we had offered to help her with the strikers or some such thing)
>>19207123And give her the screwdriver on the way
>ah what the hell lets do the remaining 2.>Mio, Shirley."So ladies, how are you enjoying your food?" you ask the Pirate Brigantine Rising Sun, and the heavy destroyer SS Softness"Hmnnn. It's delicious." Mio says as she puts down her chopsticks. "I've not have had ramen this good since I was in my hometown.""It's great Hayata. Are you sure we can't get you to come be our cook back at the castle?" The softness tells you with a smirk."I'm sorry, but I have my duties here at the Bureau." you answer her."awww... The new witches would have loved your cooking." she tells you."New witches?""Yeah, the castle is being turned into a training ground. Witches from the Isle of Wight and the 503rd are acting as instructors.""Ah, I see. I was wondering what had happened there after most of your witches got sent over here.""Yeah, YOU took most of them." she laughs."I hope word doesn't get out about you back home, We'd loose more witches than we can train to replace them. HAHAHAHA!""Mio, I as wondering.. Your eye can see through stuff right?""Of course!" she answers proudly."Well... I was hoping you could help me check the resort out, the former owner mentioned that she may have left some stuff buried here, maybe you can help me see if she really did?""A treasure hunt?" "Something like that yeah.""Haha! Sounds like fun. Whenever you want me to, I will help you with that.""Thanks Mio." you tell her with a slight bow.------------------------------------------------------After a bout an hour, lunch ends, you take the girls back to class and accompany Ursula and Charlotte down into R&D.
>>19207156True we have no idea how the thing works. She will be able to make more use of it. But then again the thing is Time Lord technology from Galifrey. I doubt that without the doctor even ursula could make sense of all the settings without either destroying something(s) or the sonic screwdriver. When is he supposed to come back anyway?
>>19207229That may be true of a proper one but this is a Rood made replica, he wanted us to give it to her so we aren't keeping it
>>19207199>"I hope word doesn't get out about you back home, We'd loose more witches than we can train to replace them. HAHAHAHA!"Let's go swag their entire dimension.
Down in R&D, enroute to Rood's lab."Hey Ursula, Rood gave me this, but I don't really know what to do with it," you say as you show her the sonic screwdriver he gave you."oh he gave you one too?" she asks"yeah, during the party.""It's pretty useful you know, I have one and I've been using it around the lab." she says as she pulls out an identical piece from her labcoat."Is that that fancy magic wrench?" Shirley asks as she looks at the two screwdrivers."Something like that, yes." Ursula tells her."So what can it do other than turn screws and bolts?""lots of stuff. Some thing's even I can't explain very well. But at the most basic level, it can disassemble and reassemble anything mechanical using soundwaves.""So it's an electric screwdriver?" The softness asks"Something like that, but it requires no contact."You arrive at Rood's lab, the massive wooden doors greeting you again. You push them open and step inside with the girls.
>>19207282Give it to the softness, she will get more use out of it than we ever would
>>19207229>When is he supposed to come back anyway?Two years ago.
>>19207291Fucking time travel. Btw which doctor is ours? 10th or 11th? And while were on the subject of time travel were we gonna contact doctor jones or was he gonna contact us. We should also add the guide to our list of reading. Would also be a good idea to take it along with us whenever we go on a mission.
>>1920735111th iirc, the one with river, pond and rory
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Mad? No. Just unconventional.New thread at 0700 4chan time.>beacause there was no thread yesterday and this one autosaged.
>>19207351>which doctor oursNo, we decided Nanoha was enough pedo for now.
>>19207358>New thread at 0700 4chan time.YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>19207351Smith's, but we've briefly met Tennant's as well.
>>19207396Personally, I prefer Tennant. Never before has a dark and vengeful god been so personable and relatable.
>>19207445I seem to be in the minority that like Eccleston.
>>19207526I think he just wasn't given a fair shake. He didn't really have chemistry with the actress who played Rose, but with the right person he could have really done something great. He just wasn't given enough time. I mean really, one measly season?
>>19207526I thought he was great for time he played. Wished he had more time on the show.
Now that we have a sustainable, cultivated source of Snowberries, I wonder how long it'll be before Melmo's on our cock begging for us to sell her our Snowberry harvests.
>>19207637Give it a month or so I think
>>19207694unless we can figure a way to use the dagger or the casseopia to age things, like the masters laser screwdriver which aged the doctor.
>>19207721Or ask Ryuu for a botany potion to make things grow quicker / better
>>19207763It'd inevitably require snowberries.
>>19207828Not really, it would require harder to find ingredients and memories we might not have a suitable variant of but there should be no reason a fertilizer potion would need them
>>19207721The Master was sort of a savant at taking existing tech and modifying/twisting it to do harm.
>>19207879He was, but I was talking about a similar effect. Not necessarily to the same extent. but as an example. besides the master used a laser screwdriver, not a sonic one. On second thought building something like that is bound to get the doctor's trousers in a knot. The fact that we have the Cassiopeia is bad enough. If we get the dagger of time working he's probably gonna have a few choice words for us. I can only imagine that the amount of time fuckery were up to far what with the paradoxes and travel into the past.IIrc we have 3 instances of messing with our self in the past.Knocking up peregrine, kissing the twins, and chasing after Erica.Not to mention the recent overlapping of parallel worlds. This honestly seems like something he would be in the middle of.... really captcha? upside-down images?
>>19207986Not to mention lunch with Keima waaaay back whenAlso I think it is less we are going to get the dagger to work but we will use it as materials for repairing the Cassiopeia, the doctor also didn't seem too put out about us having the watch but probably because he had seen what happened because of us having it and it was better an us not having it he just needed to make sure we knew the ground rules first
>>19207986dance in the park.But then again we can never prove that those were us.
>>19208057It is pretty hard to prove it wasn't us, just like Froggy getting pregnant to us.Our time list is still rather short though. We do have to go get one over the gnomes when we go back for Froggy or maybe multiple over them
>>19208089SHIT THIS REMINDS ME. WE NEED TO MAKE BEAR WHISKEY.Give them to shirley to take to the gnomes.
>>19208109And some drago, with a note saying it will make them stronger in an emergencyEmergency being defined as when the brass needs trolling
>>19208007True enough. We're not the master. We know not to screw with shit. But still, the whole parallel worlds thing has me extremely worried. Like the doctor says, travel between parallel universes is not a good thing for either universe. But this has me thinking about the nature of the meta. Is each dimension as part of the meta considered a parallel world or are there separate meta's which would be considered parallel. Like there wouldn't be two bureau(s?) within the same metaverse. Currently there should be 3 meta's, ours, the female version, and the cannon version. And it seems that cannon and current are overlapping. It may be that our energy is being siphoned across parallel meta's.
>>19208136No someone is attempting to draw us back into our canon which was derailed by mike making us a mahou shoujo
>>19208142back to the home dimension or to the cannon metaverse?
>>19208180Home dimension / canonIt has something to do with A - tan and some shadowy group that is messing with us. She is trying to help us and they are trying to undo this all
>New thread at 0700 4chan time.WHERE ARE YOU LGI WAITED FOR YOU
>>19208276>>19208369He has returned!