WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HERE>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Wanting to check how the entertainment's going. you head towards the stage.There, you find the crowd awfully quiet, staring at the darkened stage as if spellbound.A song must have just finished and lights turned down for effect.In the shadows you see people moving about.The band getting ready for another song.And then it starts, a very familiar intro.Lyrics you know by the heart.A voice that has stuck with you always.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM"Cause Im having a good time~! HAVING A GOOD TIME!"Fireworks. The lights turn back on.There, in the middle of the stage was Freddy FUCKIN Mercury.The band behind him comprised of the Emps, and other similarly huge men.But that didnt matter much.All that mattered was that FREDDY FUCKING MERCURY was singing at your housewarming party.HOLY SHIT.Your mind draws a blank in the presence of the amazing man.In the middle of the song, he jumps off stage and walks through the crowd."Like an atom bomb! I'm gonna ooooo oh oh EXPLODE~"He's making his way to you, with an extra mic in his hand.
>LandingGearDown @HappyBrownGuy>i like how people are still mad. so mad. hurrhurrr sakamoto appeared in swq. YU CANT USE HER! hahahaha. more tears for the bucketI don't think I understand. What are people mad about and what do you mean "hurrhurrr sakamoto appeared in swq". I haven't been following SWQ for the last 15 threads or so but wasn't she originally from there in the first place?
>IT IS FUCKING SHOW TIME BITCHES. WE WILL SHOW SO MUCH SWAGGER AND GRACE UP ON THAT STAGE ALL THE BITCHES WILL FLOCK TO US TILL THE END OF TIME
>>19142235We sing a duet. There is nothing else to say.Oh wait, there is.'KRAUS, FUCKING RECORD EVERYTHING!'
what are people mad about now?
>>19142289People are mad that he is using characters that other people have used because they do not find his fanfiction up to their strict fanfiction standards.
Now, there you were, standing in the crowd as they parted on either side of you.Freddie Mercury approaching you with his signature swagger and a mic in hand.He smiles at you and throws the mic your way.'Am I dreaming?' you think to yourself.'No fucking way this could be real...'But the mic in your hand and the hand he put on your shoulder tells you that it's real.WAT DO?[ ]sing[ ]SING[ ]SING YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT
>>19142305This will be our most cherished of memories.
>>19142359[x]SING YOUR FUCKING HEART OUTAnd make sure that Kraus records this!
>>19142359ALL OF THE ABOVE
>>19142235>be huge Highlander fan>MSQ thread with same title as my fave Queen song>Freddy FUCKING Mercury on stage at Hayate's cookout
>>19142359We will rock them.
>>19142359>SING YOUR FUCKING HEART OUTOur song is the song that will pierce the heavens. AND RECORD IT!
>>19142359[ ]sing[ ]SING[ ]SING YOUR FUCKING HEART OUTNo: Sing like we have never sang before.
>>19142332Is that it?That's just stupid.
So as an agent would Freddy's powers be like our violin emotion control multiplied by a few million in terms of power and sheer awesomeness?
>>19142359Forgot my vote[X] SING YOUR FUCKING HEART OUTGo with "Princes of the Universe" followed by "Who Wants to Live Forever?" for the girls.
>>19142359SING YOUR HEART OUT!TODAY IS THE DAY THAT ALL THAT CHILDHOOD MISERY WAS BALANCING FOR
>>19142411Thank god we can claim this as the best day ever.
>>19142359[x] All of the Above
>>19142411Oh shit. WE'RE KARMA EQUAL NOW!Now, we'll have all kinds of bad shit happen to us to balance out the girls and this happiness. I'm scared!
>>19142359Is that even a question?>[X] SING YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT
>>19142359[x]SING YOUR FUCKING HEART AND SOUL OUT
>>19142422That is not how karma works. Not in hinduism, not in sikhism, not in buddhism, and not in jainism.If one sows goodness, then one shall reap goodness. If one sows evil, then one shall reap evil. The moral quality of our actions shapes the future. THAT is what karma means.
>>19142359all of these choices are THE SAME this is RAILROADING BULLSHIT you are the WORST GM
>>19142502Freddie Mercury hands you a mic, expecting you to SING WITH HIM. What the fuck do you do?
>>19142487Obviously Hayate was worse than Hitler when he was a kid.
With the crowd still forming an aisle towards the stage, Freddie beckons you with a smile and a nod.And who are you to deny yourself this honor.He placed an arm around you and the two of you walk back to the stage."Don't stop me now~ Don't stop me now~"From behind the drums, the Emps gives you a quick wink and a grin.You return it with an impish smile of your own.And so you sang.Side by side with that legendary figure, that total performer, Freddie fucking Mercury.'Kraus are you recording this?' you ask your partner.'HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER. AND IF YOU COULD READ BIO-SIGNS LIKE I COULD YOU'D SEE SO MANY WET PANTIES RIGHT NOW.' he answers.The song ends, the lights shut down again, to prepare for the next one.As stage hands wwalk about preparing for the next song, tweaking amps and setting up more fireworks, you are left in the middle of the stage next to HIM.WHAT SAY?[ ]w-what.. how?[ ]thank you. *hug*[ ]other
>>19142511If it weren't for the HIV, I would drop the mic and suck his dick.
>>19142511Stick it in your eye? Fucked if I know.
>>19142502Would you say NO to Freddie Mercury?
>>19142516>[ ]w-what.. how?>>19142518Arright, I can accept that, I suppose.
>>19142516[x]thank you. *hug*
>>19142516[x] w-what.. how?
>>19142516[x]Thank you. *hug*>>19142487holy crap, someone who actually knows how karma works.
>>19142516[x]Put our tongue in his butt
>>19142516"I just have to ask... who do I have to thank for your being here?"
>>19142516"There are no words for the joy I feel right now"?Taking bets: Freddie was given a sample of SCP-500
>>19142502[X] "Thank you". *hug Freddy*Duet "Who Wants to Live Forever?" with Freddy next & we will swag EVERY FUCKING FEMALE at this party!
>>19142540You know what, I'm the original tongue-butt-anon, and that's the most heroic use of it that I've ever seen.
>>19142513You didn't understand what he wrote at all.If Hayate had done evil as a child, by karma, he would still receive evil.No, he did the best damn job he could, and it seems we're getting rewarded for it.
>>19142549I was actually thinking "Princes of the Universe", or should we save that for the end?
>>19142562It'd be a great finale.
>>19142562I think we should do that last, but that's just me.First do "Who Wants to Live Forever" while singing directly to the twins, Hina, Nanoha, Froggy, & maybe Mio if she's around.
>>19142587It's about something that can't last. Do you want our new family to not last?What the hell?
Oh hell yeah, dueting with Freddie fuckin Mercury. This is glorious on a whole nother level.>Why in the hell is chrome not showing the captcha?
>People suggesting things that aren't Bohemian Rhapsody and Under PressureSeriously you guys.
>>19142635this:>not doing under pressurereally guys?also this is definitely the best day ever.
>>19142633working fine for me. do you have any extensions turned on?
>>19142635>>19142642I'm okay with us being David Bowie. Not to mention it's FAR less melancholy than Who Wants to Live Forever.
>>19142609It's about living in the moment, appreciating the woman you love, & cherishing the love you share. It's a fucking love balladGo watch Highlander & you'll see what I mean. Sing this & the girls will have to change their panties in between sets.
>>19142635>>19142642there are plenty of excellent queen songs, we don't have to do the most popular ones to death.
>>19142560Wait, so Karma has a 16 year delay? Karma theory predicts that, since Hayate tried the best he could to do good, he would have had good things happen to him. Almost nothing good happened for around 16 years. At the very least, karma doesn't function in LG's canon.
>>19142643No, turned it all off, still nothing. Updating java, see if that works>workin on familiars, what tux do you want Jacob to wear? Also is Naru part of the familiar family?
>>19142516YOU, BOY, HUG THAT MAN. HUG THAT MAN RIGHT THE HELL NOW.
hug himalso if we do sing with him again under pressure then princes of the universe in that order
>>19142668>Jakob's tuxProbably that of a German butler. Here's a reference.As for Naru, she would likely be part of the Household Staff, like how Jack is now part of it, even though he's not a familiar.
>>19142704Only problem with Naru being that she's still in limbo, of course.>>19142652Are you kidding? I don't have time to watch movies. I have quests to follow.
"Thank you." you say simply as you go in for a hug.He says nothing and returns it with gusto.Emps signals you that the next song is about to start.Lights come on slowly, you and Freddie in the spotlights.Billows of smoke fills the stage.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzwklAQYJf4&feature=fvst"One dream, one soul, one prize, one goal.One golden glance of what should be."You sing your little butler heart out.Nothing less for a duet with him."One flash of light that shows the way,No mortal man can win this day. (It's a kind of magic)The bell that rings inside your mind,It's challenging the doors of time."The song continues, the crowd whipped into a frenzy.Ayumu leads a bunch of guys with glowsticks as they do a silly dance in the front row.Your girls are also there, watching you with unblinking eyes.At the edge of the crowd, you spot Mio.She's with Shirley, cups in their hands looking aloof but obviously also watching you."It's a kind of magic.It's a kind of magic."Your eyes meet. Locked onto each other across that sea of bodies.[ ]wink at her[ ]give her a smile[ ]give her a nod
>>19142667Karma isn't a direct, immediate "cause and effect". Hell, it was originally something that transcended individual lifetimes and dictated how you would be reborn.Sometimes the Universe is in if for the long game.
>>19142728[x]give her a smile
>>19142728[x]give her a smiledon't want her to pounce on us in the middle of the song.
>>19142728A wink would be too corny, and a nod is too neutral.A heart-melting smile is what is called for here.
>>19142728Even better! OH FUCK YES!!!![X] Give her a smile.Now go change your bikini bottom, Hero of Japan.
>>19142728>>19142728Wink at the pirate witch! Nothing could go wrongIn all seriousness though flash her a brilliant smile
Guys, our smiles are some of our most potent swag-attacks. Shouldn't we consider the danger of splash damage on Shirley?
>>19142787As if we could stop ourselves from grinning like an idiot while on stage with Freddie Mercury even if we wanted to.
>>19142728>[ ]wink at her>[ ]give her a smileCan't we like wink and smile and the same time?
>>19142787No, We've broken the titty monster.
>>19142787We're singing a duet with Freddie fucking Mercury.
>>19142728SmileDon't want to overdo it.
>>19142787We've already got her in the harbor. She's just trying to sneak in without paying the required fees.Mio's also trying to get in without paying the fees, but she's using a different set of rules and loopholes.
>>19142787I'm not worried. Titty Monster and Mio can go talk to the girls together.
>>19142741So, karma is entirely indistinguishable from complete random chance, AND provides a convenient rationalization for a class-based society with massive inequality?Seems legit.
I say Wink, mostly because I'm listening to the song right now and smiling uncontrollably, so I can't imagine it's possible for Hayate to be smiling any bigger than he already is.Plus a confident wink feels like something Freddy would do. Not a suggestive wink, but a borderline cocky one.
>>19142831Your reasoning is sound. I change my vote to wink.
>>19142728[x]Blow her a kiss
>>19142821Don't make us call the Karma Police.
>>19142846Tempting...very tempting...but no. Titty Monster & Mio would rush the stage and interrupt the song with attempted rape.
>>19142858I don't expect my suggestion to happen. I'm still gonna make it.
>>19142846Smooth but inadvisable.Maybe for Nanoha.
>>19142862Understandable. Good suggestion though.
You gave that witch a smile.Witches love smiles.She returns the smile after a moment and raises her glass in your direction.And you got back to singing.The song ends and the band quickly segues onto the next one.A stagehand, a little green thing about as high as your wist, runs up to Freddie and hands him an acoustic guitar.He takes it, straps it on and gives you a bow.He wants you to do this one alone.And so you did."This thing, called love. I just can't handle it.~"You sing as you look towards your girls.They squirm and blush under your stare, affected no doubt by the huge amounts of swag you were projecting.*give me a roll*
rolled 36 = 36>>19142875It is time to unleash the Swag.
rolled 100 = 100>>19142875Oh dice gods, we're going to faceplant, aren't we?
rolled 27 = 27>>19142875Oh lordy
rolled 83 = 83>>19142875C'mon dice, give me something unexpected!
rolled 72 = 72>>19142875
rolled 5 = 5>>19142875HIT IT
>>19142883and we have swagged the entire bureau, yes the literal entire bureau.
rolled 71 = 71>>19142875Unleash the swag!!!!
>>19142883CRITICAL SWAGWE'RE GOING TO COLLAPSE INTO A SWAGULARITYRUN FOR YOUR LIVES
>>19142883Well, we're done here, stop rolling.I think we got the bureau with that one. Not the populace of it, the bureau itself has been swagged.
rolled 39 = 39>>19142883Oh well look at that
>>19142883And we're good. We have a, aha, captive audience.You've gotten your wish, Protag. I hope we can live in the bed you desired.
>>19142883We're gonna need a bigger bed.
>>19142883>mfwWe gonna get raped
>>19142883Nice. All right gents no need to roll>Here's Daniil folks, still working on the rest. and thanks for reminding me about Jack, almost forgot to add him>god damn it even firefox has no captcha, the fuck is going on?
>>19142883THE POWER OF FREDDY SWAGGED THE DICE GODS! ALL HAIL FREDDY FUCKING MERCURY!
rolled 8 = 8>>19142875please /tg/ dice dont fuck this up!!!
>>19142930Dude. Learn to refresh.
>>19142883Mwhahaha this day shall be remembers as the founding of the Swag Empire.
>>19142934And un-noko so that we know he's not rolling d10's to fuck with us.>>19142934
>>19142942yeah sorry my bad, i love this quest so i would not try to troll it at all
>>19142907Me? I didn't roll the fucking 100.
>>19142960I totally believe you. I just don't want there to be reason for doubt. You know?
>>19142960Oh, no worries. Just, y'know, there was such a delay between the 100 and your post. Not accusing you of anything.
>>19142973hahah yeah doing work/switching to quest/music makes me refreshing everyonce in a while
This is going down in /tg/ history as the most epic quest thread ever....
As you sang, stuff began to rain onstage.Leis, coconut shell bikinis, Hawaiian shirts, and more than a dozen pair of assorted bottoms.A very familiar red bikini top hits you square in the face and ends up hanging from the mic stand.Your girls are turned into shuddering masses of blushes and flesh, blown away by your performance.You give them a cocky wink and this sends Perrinne over the edge, she faints into Hina's arms.Your solo ends, the stage fades into darkness.A stage hand walks up to you,"What do we do wid deze boss?" he says as he holds up a pair of panties.[ ]put em in a box.[ ]give them back out.
I will be disappointed if Bohemian Rhapsody is not played during this scene.
>>19143013THE BOXPUT THEM IN THE BOX
>>19143013Box 'em, so people can get 'em on their way out.
>>19143013[x]put em in a box.Put them in a box, have them washed, and then picked up later by their owners.We live to serve, after all.
>>19143013give them back outnot now of course, we would be eaten alive out there
>>19143013[X] Put them in a box.I have a feeling Mio may not ask for hers back.
>>19143013[X]give them back out.COMPLETELY UNFLAPPABLE
>>19143013So Mio's running around topless now? Awesome.[x] In a box. No reason we should hand back such lovely gifts, after all.
alright this will reveal my ignorance, but whose bikini top is that?
>>19143013Give them back out.We can't just go collecting everyone's underwear and putting it in a box. That is some creepy shit.
Box 'em. We can give 'em back later.
>>19143055Sakamoto was the one specifically mentioned in a red bikini, so most likely her's.
>>19143013Redistribute.Keeping them would be uncouth.
>>19143013Box them then put a sign on the box."Lost and Found"
Well, Hayate's not getting any sleep tonight, and neither are the girls. We may have to call in sick to class.>>19143055Mio's
>>19143105We've got Monday off. The girls, well.
>>19143105They will have to, we have the day off
You asked about that audio. I have ripped it, but no account to upload it to. Help?
>>19143013Hand them back out, what are we going to do with thousands of womens clothes.
>>19143105Ah, but we have tomorrow off.....That's actually worse, now that I think about it. They won't let Hayate get a moment of rest.
>>19143013We are lucky we didn't get knocked out by giant coconuts
>>19143013Box em wash em, mail em to whoever they belong to.
>>19143013[ ]put em in a box.
Half the people saying box them are also saying give them back out later?
The box! The box!Seriously give them out, keep the red top.
>>19143146We're saying put them in a box so the ladies can collect them at the end of the night rather than us walking into a crowd of Swagged horny women with a pile of underwear.
>>19143146Yes.Because just giving them back isn't proper. We should properly wash, press, and fold all such undergarments before returning them to their rightful owners.
Except maybe Mio's. I'm pretty sure she'd tell us to keep it.
>>19143159WE wouldn't be giving them back, the grots/whatever would be.Incidentally, and unrelated to the quest, if anyone following AC Quest hasn't seen the new thread it's over at >>19142965
>>19143165Butlering 101 right there.Look for Yuki's. I want to know if it's in there.
Maybe we should follow Freddie's lead on this one. I bet he has to deal with this kind of situation a lot.
So now most of the guests are at least topless if not completely naked.Ummm.....Nanoha too?
"Err... Put them in a box for now and stick a lost and found sign on them will you? Maybe place the box near the food." you tell the green creature"You got it boss." he says as he and a couple more like him clear the stage.Stealthily, you pocket the red top, keeping in mind to return it in person later.Freddie walks up to you, "You still good for a couple more songs?" he asks"Of course." you answer with a smile.And so you sang some more.The band, comprised of Emps on drums, a guy in blue armor on bass, and another guy in black on lead, played beautifully.Freddie took command and his voice shook the beach.The finale. Fireworks go off above you, sparks raining down onstage like a waterfall."Heeere we are. Born to be kings were the princes of the universe!"-------------------------------------------------------Backstage. You are sitting on a chair facing the Emperor and Freddie, the two of them joking around much like old friends would.Onstage, a duo with weird helmets and turntables have taken over and is blasting out music for the crowd.SAY ANYTHING?
>>19143194>weird helmets and turntablesDAFT PUNK TOO!?
>>19143180Yuki was still wearing her swimsuit. Which is a onepiece suit, or near enough to. I really hope she didn't shuck it. Because then Kyon would be on us like white on bleached rice. With his fists.>>19143194"Whowhat HOW?"
>>19143203Even in the metaverse there is WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBUWB
>>19143194>"Heeere we are. Born to be kings were the princes of the universe!"Excellent finale.>wat sayGo up to Freddie and Emps, and thank them."Thank you. This...this was more than I could have ever asked for. Thank you."
Still no account to upload it to. Help.
Mio gets her top back when we get our boxers back.I'm okay if that doesn't end up happening.but don't just give mio her top back.
>>19143194No words. Just enjoy the moment.
>>19143194Freddie, I just wanted to tell you that I had a very bad childhood and your music was one of the only things I had back then that made me happy.Emperor. . . You are most definitely the cool uncle I always wished I had.
>>19143194"How?"keep it simple(heh, daft punk onstage)
>>19143194"How'd you get Daft Punk to come, Emps?"
>>19143194We HAVE to find out whose idea this was. Signs point to the Emprah, but we must be certain.
>>19143194Ask Emps how he got Freddy fucking mercury to come to our housewarmingSeriously that is like the ultimate gift for someone, nothing will ever be as awesome after that
>>19143213>Daft Punk>WUBAre you defective?>>19143216What are you talking about?
>>19143248You should read his twitter.
>>19143213Daft Punk does house and electronic, not dubstep. Are you daft?
I went out for a beer and a brat, and come back to THIS.CRITICAL SUCCESS, /TG/. I PROUD.
>>19143257Oh, that. Make a mediafire account? ADrive? Dropbox?
>>19143292I don't want to MAKE an account.
>>19143301Sounds like you've got a problem, I guess.
>>19143301http://www.filedropper.com/I prefered it previously, but it still works.
>>19143285>>19143248not dubstep, no, but still a little wub-y, sortahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbyB046avmg&feature=related
>>19143346>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbyB046avmg&feature=relatedYou don't understand what wubs are.
>>19143332Thanks. Gonna take a while
Man, of all the people to follow an act like ours, Daft Punk might just be able to pull it off.
You look at the two of them. Still in shock at how FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY was at your party."How?" you manage to blurt out finally."Oh." The Emperor says as he looks at you. "If you've been alive for as long as I have, you'd have lots of kids. And some of them end up growing a mustache and becoming a music icon.""Haha. Yeah, I remember when I first told him I as forming a band." Freddie says as he also looks at you. "He told me to just go into politics or science. I sure showed him.""Yeah.. Yeah. Don't get too cocky there." The emperor tells him with a chuckle."Wait... Wait... So he's.. your father?" you ask"Yep.""But.. Aren't you supposed to be dead?""Weeeell... It depends on the Dimension I guess. From our dimension, I was secreted away in my prime since people would begin to notice that I wasn't aging anymore. Haha." he laughs."Sure I felt bad at first, but going out with a bang was pretty great.""Ah.. I see..." you can only say as you bask in the glory of the two great men before you.A few moments later, and Freddie gets up off his seat."I'm sorry to cut and run, but I still have to perform at another place. You were great, maybe we could do it again some other time."He says with a hand on your shoulder before he disappears in a flash of golden light.WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19143385They have flawless showmanship, even if you don't like their music. I love their music, though.
>>19143397FREDDIE MERCURY SAID WE WERE GREAT AND THEN TOUCHED US.
>>19143397wait fredddie is a primarch?this is awesome and you should feel awesome LG.
>>19143397Sit stunned, touching our shoulder where he touched us.
>>19143410I think that sums it up right there.
>>19143397Thank the Emperor again, and then slip out the back so that we don't instantly get mobbed by women.
>>19143410Yeah, pretty much that.
>Freddie Mercury>PrimarchCut off a piece of clothing where he touched us. It is now a holy relic.
>>19143415Primarch isn't the same as being Emps's kid. Primarchs are heavily genetically engineered, and other things.
>>19143415No not a primarch.A scion. A biological son.
>>19143451The entire article of clothing, don't damage it. Flay the skin off for good measure too, then regrow it with healing potion.
>>19143397Store the top, then find the twins, Hina, Perrine, and Mio, drag them to the room, apologize, then cut loose.
>>19143410This. No other way.
>>19143410Acting like a fangirl go!
You sat there stunned.Still unable to believe what just happened.It's like your whole life was building up for that particular moment.If you were to die right now, you'd be able to face death proudly and say that you have lived a good life.The Emperor watches you, a grin on his face, knowing what exactly was going through your mind at that very moment.Footsteps. The Emperor sees who was approaching."I'll excuse myself now. You have company." he says to snap you out of your stupor."Ah yes! Thank you again sir." you say as he walks away.You find the source of the footsteps and find your girls rushing towards you.WAT DO?
>>19143475And let's not forget Nanoha.This party was supposed to be for her, after all.
>girls fangirl over us>we're too busy fangirling over Freddie to do anything about them>conga line of fangirling
>>19143655Commence fangirl mode. Also ask nanoha how the party was for her and if she enjoyed it enough.
>>19143655To all crew members, the Swag Fleet is inbound. All hands on deck. Brace for impact
>>19143655"Ladies, please, no need to rush."
>>19143655BASK IN GLORY
>>19143655HUGS FOR THE HUGS GODPANTIES FOR THE THRONE OF PANTIES
>>19143665I think this generally covers it.
>>19143655Arms wide open.
Ask Kraus if he can materialize viagra.
>>19143655Accept the Emprah as our god?
>>19143789We will not need it.
>>19143801We've got 4 girls whom we've gone all the way with. They're gonna want it tonight. A little alchemical aid isn't anything to be ashamed of.
>>19143831Massive erection we have from being near Freddie will last.
You see, heretics? THIS is why we love our emprah!
>>19143831Quite possibly so will all the rest
>>19143866At least Mio and Shirley. Possibly Saber and Yuki.
You settle yourself in the chair, grin cockily and say, "Ladies..."No words. No hellos.Just a mad dash for your lips.----------------------------------------------------what seemed like hours passed.You and your girls enjoying the company of each other.Them taking turns on you and capturing your lips for their own.It was all a blur.-----------------------------------------Finally, you find your self straddled by a black haired one.Your lips being hungrily sought by her.You may have plenty of girls with you, but you are quite sure none of them had black hair.You push her away for a moment, to reveal a hot and bothered Mio gasping for air.She's topless as you had suspected with only a hastily worn Hawaiian shirt preserving her dignity.The other girls just stand there, watching.She takes your face in her hands and goes in again.She's good. Really good.And she made sure you knew it.As you melt into her embrace , you send a final SOS to your girls'errr... a little help?' you ask mentally'Awww.. she seems like she's having too much fun.' Erica tells you. "We'll give her a free pass for now.' her twin adds.---------------------------------------------Time slowed down for you.Seconds turned into days.Minutes into an eternity.Finally, with all the females satisfied, you found yourself breathless, still on that chair with them draped on or around you.WAT DO?[ ]invite for a swim[ ]go back to the concert[ ]quick head count
>>19143910And the idols and hideyoshi and KEIMA
>>19143915[x]Quick head count
>>19143915[x]quick head count
>>19143915[X]quick head countJust to make sure someone didn't sneak in, there's a lot of ladies about and we want to make sure that none were neglected or anything like that.
Really, LG? Really?. [x]Headcount
>>19143915[^]quick head count
>>19143915Head count, Keima there?
[x] HEADCOUNTPARANOIA MODE ACTIVE.
>>19143921And Yuki wearing no pants trying to breath. . . and Kyon at the door with a very pissed off look.
>>19143915[ ] Head countdon't want to leave anyone out
[x]headcountAlso, have Kraus take a picture of this. We are finally on a chair surrounded by girls who want us. Amazing. All we need is a big oak table with a thick line of majaik dust on it.
>>19143655[x] headcountEverything is going so well, so smoothly. Its like things are always going in our favor. Im starting to get worried.>this is starting to get too familiar though, so that might be it
>>19143915Head count, we don't know whose all here.
You look around, taking in all you saw.There on the chairs opposite you sat Hina and Perrine, on Hina's lap was Nanoha, out of breath much like everyone else was.The twins sat on the sand by your feet, both looking very very satisfied.In your lap was Mio, panting with a silly smile plastered on her face.Standing behind you, holding the seat for support, was a blushing Miki and an even redder Yuki.'Yep. Life is good.' you think as you settle into your chair oncemore. WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19144133All of them.
>>19144133Ask Nanoha if she's enjoying the party.>>19144136Maybe later.
>>19144133>was a blushing Miki and an even redder Yuki.Ooops, collateral damage
>>19144133Uh.We didn't accidentally mack on Yuki, did we? That could go badly for us.
>>19144133>Standing behind you, holding the seat for support, was a blushing Miki and an even redder Yuki.>blushing Miki and an even redder Yuki>Miki and YukiWait, what? When did those two get here? Were they in the rotation somehow?
>>19144133Return to the concert, bring out comfy chair with and set it up at a nice viewing point. Well we accidentally got Miki and Yuki, I don't particularly mind.
>>19144133Welp, seems time to clean up.By which I mean escort these fine ladies somewhere more private.
>>19144133>miki and yukiwell shit, we are gonna die, really really really hard.
>>19144206So we'd best enjoy it while we can, if we may be getting killed 2-7 ways soon.
Uh oh...did we just lay Yuki too?
Miki was already coming on to us, and Yuki... well, she wants it anyways. And while we don't know it, the director is going to hand her over to us. [x]Ask if they want to take a tour of the other bedrooms in the house
>and YukiOh god. . . If we just deflowered Yuki, Kyon is going to kill us. And the Director will either harm us, or keep the experiment running.
>>19144230I think we beflowered her more than anythingNo actual sex happened during this time just a lot of kissing
>>19144230We were just kissing, not sexing.
>>19144226kissing only. We're still in a public place after all.
>>19144226>>19144230IF any one had a serving of sausage, it was Mio. Otherwise it was just make outs.
P-san stands by the tables, enjoying a little snack, listening to the music coming off stage.He had come here to support his Idols as they had the stage for some time earlier in the evening.He had seen you dancing and singing with them, and was of a half mind to sign you up for a contract with his company until he remembered that you were indeed a guy.And now, late in the evening, he stood there eating.The twins and Iori were in the sea, Miki was... He didn't know where she was actually, but he had his suspicions.Kyon walks up to him lazily, he seems to be looking for someone."So, where's your ward?" P-san asks him."Where's yours?" he answers in exasperation."...""..."Both men silent, both have their suspicions where their two girls were."Goddammit..." P-san says as he reaches for beers for himself and Kyon.
>>19144133SO!Wat do?Let's relax for a bit longer, get status updates from our familiars.
New project: work with the eggheads to figure out a way to convert our swag field into an energy source.
>>19144271We were considering visiting Ursula during our day off tomorrow.
>>19144266I can't help but wonder what's going on in the image, originally.
>>19144271We just need a piece of swag conductive material moving through the field. Doing so produces a swag current orthogonal to both. Right hand rule bitches.
>>19144334Well, yes, but Swag is not Electricity. We need to find a way to get that swag current to perform work for it to be useful.
>>19144316Isn't it obvious the loli wants the producers tongue in her butt.
>>19144266trololololapparently we are bad influence #1!
>>19144334Perhaps that box of underwear has potential...
>>19144266Ah there it is. Might as well say it. Called it.>>19144000
>>19144355Hmm this will require more research into the nature of swag.I wonder, certain mahou shoujo claim to use attacks powered by love. Maybe we won't have to start from scratch on this.>cyPromr amorousSeems captcha's on board with the idea
>captcha won't show up for me. WTFQUICK LET'S COME UP WITH SOME CRAZY PLAN WHILE LG CAN'T DISTRACT US WITH DRAMA
>>19144453Isn't developing Swag Power crazy enough?
>>19144452>>19144453>weaponized swagOkay then, can we get the help of another person's memories while making potions?Because I had a great idea of us creating concentrated liquified swag with freddie mercury.
>>19144452>>19144487>>19144334>>19144271NO YOU FOOLS WILL DOOM US ALL!Pic related
Sooo Uhhh.. Noone actually answered WAT DO.
>>19144530You didn't ask "Wat do?"Soooooo. . . off to the bedroom?
>>19144530Yes I damn well did. >>19144136
>>19144530I did here: >>19144267But no one noticed.
>>19144530Someone mentioned asking if Nanoha is enjoying the party.Also, we SHOULD probably make sure we didn't get too forward with those two innocent bystanders...
>>19144530Oh, right.Help everybody freshen up, help fix up clothes, provide handkerchiefs, yadayadayadaWe are butler. We live to serve
>>19144539Yes he did.>>19144133>WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19144171>>19144267These two LG.
>>19144530Oh and we should probably give Mio her top back.Or should we wait for a more . . appropriate time?
>>19144530Sure we did, there just wasn't any sort of consensus.>>19144136>>19144151>>19144171>>19144182>>19144267were all suggested courses of action. Not that any were really agreed on.
And hand Mio back her top
>>19144581No were keeping that as a trophy. She took our shorts, we have her bra.We can tease Shirley later. She missed out on the orgy.
>>19144581Propose a trade for our boxers back.
>>19144581>>19144574Hell no, she gave it to us as a favor, like a handkerchief. We can return the leis and whatnot since those people are mostly strangers, but this one is personal. We should keep it.
>>19144544>>19144547>>19144551Let's mix them together.We help everyone freshen up, ask Nanoha if this party lives up to her expectations, make sure that we weren't too forward with Miki and Yuki, and get a party status update from our Staff.
>>19144530Looks like it's:Chill a bit longer, get reports from teh familiars, assist the ladies in freshening up before returning to the concert.Offer to trade Mio her top for our boxers at some point in there.
>>19144625Nah she won't tradeShe won the boxers and gave us the top, it's like score keeping for her
We should see if Recette turned upWe did invite her and tear after all
>>19144656There were several posts that said "Offer the trade" so I mentioned doing it.>>19144664Oh shit, you're right.
>>19144664That's an excellent point, anon. We should check up on that.
>>19144622>>19144625i support these, but keep Mio's top as a counter for her having our boxers.
>>19144664Oh god. . . Recette's panties with a little dollar bill on them in the box.
>>19144697Or tears lacy panties
>>19144709Who would find them? That's like looking for a needle in a haystack.
>>19144723I think by the size and style we would find themTear is a fairy after all
Nyaber's small panties with a lion on them. Next to them is Shirou's boxers that reverted after Ilya took them off.
Okay offer Mio her bra back for our shorts, get the girls dressed fully then prepare to run?
Io's with a rabbit on them, Ami and Mami's matching panties
>>19144625>>19144622You relax for a little longer, and at the same time ask your familiars how things are going.'Everything is okay Sir.' J answers you from his place at the grill. 'your guests are enjoying themselves and everyone is in good spirits.'no trabble' Lo says from near the stage'All's good chap.' Ted tells you as he lounges in the sand'Perimeter is clear. Jack and I are on patrol.' Dan tells you from somewhere near the house.'Thanks guys.' you answer them.You turn to the two ladies behind you, the blushing Miki and the vibrant Red Yuki."So... Uhh... How'd you two get here?" you ask them"Miki and Yuki followed the girls when they went backstage. We knew they were going to you so we joined in. Miki didn't expect you to pull her in and start kissing her though." She blushes and tries to cover her face, Yuki does the same."I.... I'm sorry. It was the heat of the moment." you apologize."No Honey, don't be sorry, you're a very very good kisser!" Miki says as she looks through gaps in her fingers at you. "It just surprised us.. That's all."Yuki nods at this in support."Nanoha. Are you enjoying the party?" you ask the younger one on Hina's lap."Yeah. You were amazing on stage! So manly." She says as she catches her breath.The smiles all around add to her statement."I'm glad you liked it. I aim to please."After freshening up, you and your entourage went back to the concert.On stage, that Duo with weird helmets are still captivating the crowd, hands and metallic tentacles fly over turntables and synthesizers, producing amazing music.The laser and lights adding to the spectacle.WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?[ ]talk? __________[ ]listen[ ]other
>>19144747Exactly. They are tiny!
>>19144792Find Recette and see how she liked the party ( aka piles of free food ) Try and find a way to organize our box of loot and return it to it's rightful ownersBe amazed that we avoided being knocked out by giant coconuts
>>19144792[X] talk to GaiSee how the broest of bros is doing.
>>19144792Let's listen a bit.
>>19144792Let's talk to Yuki
>>19144809Agree. See how his night is going.
so glad shirley is not here.OR IS SHEWAIT A MINUTE ISN"T THAT THE CHAIR I WAS SITTING A MINUTE AGO, WHY DO I FEEL HUGE MARSHMALLOWS PRESSED ON MY BACK
>>19144812This and also Amazoness. Time for a long chat now that the translators finished
>>19144792Might want to check in with Nanoha about how her party's going, and maybe see if we can account for some of the misplaced clothing.I'd be interested to know who threw their drawers at us. That can't be entirely accounted for by our girls.
>>19144837I am betting goddess Keima and hideyoshi may of been involved
>>19144792listen.also daft punk is part of the bureau?i`m gonna be honest, it seems like one of the best places in the metaverse.
>>19144824I feel bad for Shirley. We would LOVE to inspect her ship in and out but unfortunately there are some Bureaucratic procedures she must undergo first
>>19144792Find Gai, make sure our Bro is having fun. Let him know that we'll try to help him slip letters to Maggie when she's out on Field Training, since we're going to do the same with Nanoha.
>hands and metallic tentacles>metallic tentaclesAdmech punk!
>>19144792xx listen with YOUR girlfriends and let them pile around you.its pretty rare to be with everyone aside from not in bed, sleeping
>>19144878We don't know where Maggie is going for Field Training, though. It might not be as feasible as sending them to Nanoha.
>>19144904this,this is a family housewarming party after all, and everyone on the family was working hard until now.
>>19144904Woah a sensible idea, lets do it up!
>>19144909It may not work with Nanoha, regardless, but the same clauses that would work for her, would work for keeping in touch with Maggie for Gai.
>>19144904I guess that point about getting everyone in one place is true enough. And since Nanoha's gonna be leaving for a while, we may want to enjoy the moment while it lasts.
>>19144792otherspend time with your concubines. and enjoy the remaining time of the party as a complete family, one of us will leave soon afterall.
gents i need some assistance. Does anyone have that Jacob pic? sorely in need of refs
Wait... i just thought of something, would the people in the znt dimension think nanoha is a super void or something like that?
>>19144965So she solos that dragon thing. Possibly rising to godhood. Good times.
>>19144965As a Bureau agent, Nanoha will not be interfering with the canon events, she'll be there to police reality distortions and outside influences. She's probably not going to interact with the locals very much at all, most certainly not showing off the extremes of her majaik. That would be disruptive by itself.
>>19144955Which one? In Laplace Mode? Or Regular Mode?
>>19145042Laplace, please, friend anon. Im nearly finished, but whatever I do, Jacob looks retarded as hell
>>19145072I've got a few.
>>19145095Thank you, friend. Will post results in a few
>>19145072Here's a third.
>>19145072And here's a little more detail on the face.
You sat yourself down on the sand some distance away form the crowd and your girls piled themselves around you.Mio, Miki and Yuki wandering somewhere out of sight earlier on.It's amazing to be able to spend some quality time with them like this.Just sitting there under the stars [be they just projections on the inside of the bottle as it were] and each other's warmth heating you.No words were needed, just the looks and the touches.A big hug for all, and the six of you just lay there quietly savoring the moment.The night continued, the party reaching fever pitch.The food on the tables resupplying itself as soon as it was eaten.People still in the water went about swimming and splashing.In one afternoon, your home was transformed into the perfect tropical paradise.But you disregarded all of that.Everything that was important to you was right here in your arms.---------------------------------------------
>>19145170>Everything that was important to you was right here in your arms.Here it comes.
>>19145170Paranoia Incoming. Brace for Impact>So thats from Rozen Maiden. Man, I really need to finish that backlog
>>19145170SUCK IT UP DAMNIT, WE ARE BUTLER WE- *sniffDO NOT CRY.
>>19145170don't ruin every moment by bawling damnit.who am i kidding, bawl like a baby who needs mom's milk.
Fuck I just realized were in an anime crossover fic version of Ibiza
>>19145170>Everything that was important to you was right here in your arms.Where's that other shoe? I know it's there, hanging by a thread, ready to drop.
>>19145237you must be new here, quality time is always bawling timeunless its THAT quality time.
Sometime after Midnight.The party ended about an hour ago.The guests left satisfied and thanking you for a great evening.The stage was quickly dismantled and carted out by those little green stagehands.The food and decorations cleaned up in an instant by Kraus.Kyon and P-san had to be escorted out by Mike and The Dude, the two having gotten drunk on beer you don't remember serving.As they left, the two of them turned to you saying, "YOU! You takesh care of them okay?! Iffff you don't, we'll beat you up!"You bowed to them saying "Of course" and bid them a good night.Now, you are in bed the girls surrounding you on all sides.Erica is snoring somewhere by your feet.Ursula has her arms around Nanoha.Perrinne and Hina are snuggled up to your left.You are unsure why, but you yourself can't seem to fall asleep.[ ]Try and fall asleep[ ]Other
>>19145417Get a tiny reading light that won't wake the rest of them and read a bit before trying to sleep once again.
>>19145417Other.See if we can safely extract ourselves and go for a walk. That always helps me when I can't sleep.
>>19145417OtherCarefully get up and fiddle with our plant or potionsDo something that will focus our mind and hopefully tire us out after our massive high of singing with Freddy mercury
>OtherGo outside, meditate and try to perfect our martial arts technique.
>>19145417[x]Stay awake, fix some coco or something, wait for the next assault?
>>19145417Take a last stroll around the "island" & house, make sure nothing significant was left behind.
>>19145417[x]Othergo outside, get some fresh air.[it could be his a-tan senses tingling]
>>19145417Read while thinking about how wonderful the girls are and how lucky you are to be alive today.It's not like we can't sleep in tomorrow.
We have done enough damn reading for nowFuck with our dying snowberry plant we were so set on getting or fiddle with potions but don't just sit there
>>19145453holy fuck, it could really be athena this time, though i doubt 2 choices would actually hinder her to communicate with us.anyway[other]stretch legs, enjoy the euphoria a little longer
>>19145417This>>19145432but do it outside, and stroll a bit in the moonlight. We could use the fresh air.>also its done gentlemen and ladies. Thank you anon for the refs. Will add Jack later, once I figure out where to squeeze hiim in
>>19145482Nice. I particularly like the (relatively) tiny monocle on Ted.