WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HERE>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-"Sorry, Shirley, but you'll need to try harder if you want to catch THIS rabbit." you say as you Teleport blindly.With the girls spread out through the beach, and you not getting a fix on any of them before jumping out of Shirley's grip, you land randomly on someone.Someone small.Someone wearing glasses.--------------------------There you were, sprawled on the sand on top of Yuki.She stares up at you in surprise, a blush forming on her cheeks.You try and push yourself up, but something soft under your hand stops you."Kya!" Yuki says as she turns her face away and blushes harder.Why did she do that? It must be because of your hand that is now groping her small, cute chest.you hear a cough from above you and look up.A very irritated looking Kyon is staring down at the two of you."I'd appreciate it if you'd explain yourself, Ayasaki." he says in a low dangerous voice.WAT SAY/DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19130664"I apologize. Blind jump. I was trying not to get raped by Shirley."Get up, dust ourselves off, offer Yuki a hand in getting up, then offer her a lei."Lei?"
>>19130664From the last thread.>"My apologies, though I believe it will not be enough. Shirley nearly... ate me, and I couldn't get a fix on anyone to jump to. I will be alright with any punishment m'lady wishes for, however I believe miss Shirley is still attempting to hunt me down, so I wish you good evening," and run.
>>19130689This, but have it be, "Would you like to get leid?" Gotta ride that nat 1.
>>19130689>>19130707Personally no lei. Keep the pressure up on Mio. We've finally manged to get a successful counter-attack against her no way in hell should we give her time to regroup and be on the attack again.
>>19130689I don't like using "rape." Needs... something else. "Put in an unfortunate situation" perhaps.>>19130707"May I lei you?"
Oh boy! Time to stop paying attention to the rest of the board.Polite sage for having nothing to contribute at this time.
It's somewhat similar to what it looks like!
>>19130664So, two questions posed at the end of last thread: One: Did Yuki conveniently avoid the Mass Clothes Beam, so that we're not squeezing her coconut bra?Two: Can we get an extra lei from Kraus so we can give to Yuki and Mio both?
>>19130763Un-nokoed sages are never polite.
>>19130664Apologize and explain, tell her we will make it up to her as soon as possible, but that we have to make ourselves scarce at the moment.
"I'm sorry. Blind jump." you say to the girl under you. "I was trying not to get... eaten by Shirley.""I-it's alright." she answers softly.A cough from above, Kyon trying to get your attention."How about you get up now? Or are you planning on spending the night on the sand like that?" he says a bit miffed"Ah. Yes. Indeed." you get up quickly and extend a hand to Yuki.She takes it with a blush that escapes you but not the keen eyes of her guardian.She gets up, hand lingering in yours."T-thanks.""So Yuki... Want to get leid?" you ask her.She blushes even brighter, unable to form a reply.Kyon, not appreciating being ignored and having you flirting with his ward openly, interrupts."I hope you're talking about those flowers, Ayasaki.""Of course. haha, what else could i be talking about?" you answer."..." he narrows his eyes at you.After giving Yuki your last lei, with her smiling cutely as you slipped it over her head, you begin to walk away.**Rollem**>>19130767She was in the water.Sure. Later.
rolled 86 = 86>>19130940
rolled 26 = 26Derm it, these rolls be cyclin!
rolled 39 = 39>>19130940Good enough.
rolled 21 = 21>>19130940We will probably have to talk to Kyon later, unless he punches us in the back of the head, in which case we should talk to him now.
rolled 45 = 45>>19130940Roll it.
rolled 4 = 4>>19130940That wasn't particularly bro of us.
rolled 32 = 32>>19130980Whatcha mean?>>19130953I honestly cannot understand what you're trying to say.
rolled 63 = 63>>19130940>>19130950Even with this 86. I'll still roll.
rolled 22 = 22C'mon RNG, gimme a 'lil something something man.>>Picture of a 72 - ipallioOkay.
rolled 16 = 16>>19130992Beware, I come from Bay12 and with me I bring a storm of terms nobody cares about.'Derm it' means to critically fuck something up in such a way as to completely shatter the GM's mind. Named as such when I started my reign of terror in the RTD board. Holds absolutely no significance here and I doubt you really care all that much anyway.Also I may be a little hyper at the moment due to reasons, and therefor am not really thinking about what I'm typing.
>>19131049jesus dude your rolls keep dropping, just stop now
>>19131049Oh, is that all? Yeah, that's not gonna happen. LG feeds on the tears, after all. We've got to SUCCEED astoundingly well to throw him off his game.
rolled 14 = 14>>19131049The RNG here tends to hate people with names, and loves people who post shitty photoshops.
rolled 2 = 2>>19130992Gettin all up in Yuki's business in front of Kyon and blowing him off and junk.
>>19131085I have a different theory on Lookout, Fritz and myself.>>19131089Oh, that. And? In our direct experience, Kyon's been an overbearing asshole to us, not a "bro."
>>19130950A tug at your shirt stops you.It's Yuki, and she's holding onto the back of your shirt.You turn around to find her looking down at the sand, Kyon watching the scene with a slightly raised eyebrow."Yes Yuki, what is it?" you ask"..." no answer from her,You look up at Kyon, he gives you a nod."Yuki, would you do me the honor of accompanying me as I hand out more garlands?" you offer an arm to her.She looks up, a small smile on her face, and nods.1 YUKI ACQUIRED.WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19131123Well, let's get some moar garlands, see who has yet to be lei'd.
>>19131123I was not prepared for cuteness of this magnitude.
>>19131123Priorities are Mio, Saber, and Miki. After that, whatever.
>>19131123Get everybody Lei'd.>>19131067I never said I fucked it up by failing. I broke a piece of a plot line by kicking down a door too hard once.Said kicking subsequently had me personally incinerating the leader of a friendly faction and knocking my teammate out a very large tower in the same turn though, so I dunno how well that counts.
>>19131123Probably should stop restricting our garland distribution exclusively to people we may eventually end up romantically involved with lest it arouse suspicions.
>>19131184MY priorities. Excuse me.I'd like to think Mio and Saber especially are shared priorities.
>>19131214So go lei Ayumu and Araragi? Because I think that's about all that would be left.Unless we can give Mike a Poison Ivy lei.
>>19131216Saber for sure.I wouldn't seek Mio out so soon after our last interaction since we are now apparently in a shooting war with the IJN as it were.
>>19131231Or like, dudes maybe.Jun should be around somewhere and he has had basically no character development, we could use an excuse to talk to him.
>>19131231>Unless we can give Mike a Poison Ivy lei.Probably not a good idea. He already buried us in the sand up to our neck for having him go down the slide.>>19131214To hell with suspicions!
>>19131214We've given one to Kharne, three to the sugar fiends, and one to Miyafooji. Last I checked we weren't actively swagging any of them. The rest have gone to current family members, so that's okay.
>>19131290And Shirley and Yuki and Keima.
>>19131304We've been trying to get into Keima's pants for a while, in one form or another. Yuki, I'm not sure if we're swagging or not, but it seems like it's rapidly getting to that point.Shirley is the rapist. I don't even know.
>>19131358Oh, Yuki's been swagged.We were, I dunno, being friendly at Shirley, or something. Which I guess got taken the wrong way.
>>19131381We were also staring at her huge tits, and have been since the bath house scene.
Did we invite the chick from the bakery? Passing out leis could be hazardous with her around?
>>19131421Inviting her would have been severely frowned upon by the rest of the family. Or at least Hina.
>>19131290Luchinni we are waiting to ripen, the other two we just adore like little sistersMeyafoogee we are friendly towards and she is also a support \ alchemy student and not currently swaggingShirley is a cute boy eater \ rapist with brain melting tits
>>19131435And Nanoha and probably PerrineAnd no we didn't invite her
You and Yuki make your way to the food tables and the boxes of leis next to them.After getting some refreshments and armloads of leis the two of your proceed to distribute them to anyone still not wearing them.While doing so, you came upon the cute twins from Yuki's class.No, not the idol twins, it's the other pair.The Kinoshitas."My sister and I wish to extend our thanks for inviting us." one of them tells you with a bow.She's the spitting image of her sister, with the only real difference the hairpins stuck to their bangs."Ah, it's nothing... I don't think we've been properly introduced yet. I'm Ayasaki Hayate.""I would be Kinoshita Hideyoshi, and this is my sister Yuuko." she says with a very formal bow.The twins seem to have also escaped the Clothes Beam Picollo fired earlier, Yuuko is still wearing a normal swimsuit, and Hideyoshi a sporty one with the bottom tailored much like shorts."Great food by the way." Yuuko says bluntly, quite a departure from her formal sibling."Thanks, And are you enjoying yourselves?""Yes. Very much so.""Yeah.""Great, if you'd like, you can go to that green man over there so you girls can get some grass-skirts like everyone else."At the mention of the word 'girls' Yuuko snickers, and Hideyoshi frowns."Is anything wrong?" you ask them.Yuuko laughs, and tells her sibling, "Come-on lets get those skirts.""But sister... I'm a boy." he says still frowning.WAT SAY?[ ]haha nice joke.[ ]are you sure?[ ]i see.
>>19131473[X]I see.It's believable, but you have a rare gift for crossdressing my friend, do not waste it by wearing pants.
>>19131473[x]Ah, I see. My apologies. You would be due a properly festive shirt, then.
>>19131473I seeI get that sometimes as well. Have you met Ayumu?
[X] Of course, sir.
>>19131473[x] I seeAnother apprentice? If this lad is suffering under the weight of gender misidentification, it is our duty to aid him!
>>19131473[x] I see>>19131495>>19131553Also these.
>>19131473[x]are you sure?
>>19131473"As you wish"
>>19131553Ayumu's problem is that he gets the pervert label and suffers for it. Hideyoshi gets the "He's a girl" tag, and everyone but him is okay with it. Honestly, I think the best we could for him is advising him to "stop wearing the girly clothes, and get a haircut."However, where's the fun in that?
>>19131473[x]I understand your pain, brother. Meet with me and my apprentice sometime and we shall speak.
"Ah, I see. My apologies. You would be due a properly festive shirt, then." you say with a bow as his sister pulls him away saying."NOPE. You're getting a skirt if I do."with the twins vanished in the crowd, you turn to Yuki."I could have sworn he was a girl.""I... I thought so too." she tells you."Ha. He's just that good then. Cute too."Yuki gives you a look you just can't quite decipher, and weakly pulls you through the crowd.**ROLLEM**
rolled 74 = 74>>19131774Welp, here we go.
rolled 36 = 36>>19131774
rolled 17 = 17>>19131774time to lay our bridal wreath before the hero of japan.
rolled 10 = 10>>19131774Onwards to adventure!
rolled 29 = 29There can't be that many people left to hit with these things.
rolled 63 = 63Jesus, stop rolling, it's just getting worse.
rolled 28 = 28>>19131815>>19131804>>19131798this is not good...
rolled 79 = 79>>19131823doubt i could make it even worse then.
rolled 58 = 58>>19131833Now with more DICE
rolled 33 = 33>>19131844oh huey
rolled 51 = 51>>19131774One more roll.
>>19131854damnit im done for right now
rolled 1 = 1lets see then
rolled 12 = 12>>19131920I guess it was bound to happen some time.
rolled 90 = 90>>19131920smashing job sir.
rolled 35 = 35>>19131920This is why we stop rolling after the 10th roll.Well, it can't get any worse, right?
>>19131947>>19131935>>19131934>>19131929Encounter roll, there is no failure.
rolled 16 = 16>>19131774*snap*
rolled 86 = 86>>19131963can still be bad encounters though, like Frank.
>>19131963But there is MISUNDERSTANDINGS, or atleast we can hope
rolled 10 = 10>>19131947I think you are forgetting the quad 1's debacle
>>19131963There's just a really BAD encounter.
rolled 86 = 86>>19131963Doesn't have to be a "failure" to be bad. 1s are bad, period.
rolled 73 = 73>>19131774Welp, nothing left to lose
rolled 80 = 80>>19131920Fun.
>>19131993We didn't invite Frank. If he's here he's gate crashing, then we have reason to escalate. Finally we can banish him to the bouncy castle.
You and Yuki continue to walk around, handing out wreaths to your guests.After some time, almost everyone has them, except for a handful that have evaded you, the girls and your familiars.And one of them is stand right in front of you right now.It's a little blonde girl unfamiliar to you.Now, sure there are lot's of blondes at the party, and one of them was a little girl, but this wasn't Eva.She's wearing a cute, simple dress and weirdly enough, a straw hat even if it was already night.She looks up at you innocently, her eyes glowing in the torch nearby."hello. Would you like a garland?" Yuki asks her, but she's ignored completely.The girl continues to stare at you."papa?" she says, with her head tilted cutely.And then she smiles, "PAPA!" She goes in for a hug.OH SHIT. WAT DO?[ ]panic[ ]other
rolled 23 = 23DAMMIT FUTUYATEwelp if this is our daughter we give her the best damn hug we can
rolled 91 = 91>>19132061Aha.[x]Stay The Fuck Calm. Kneel down, catch her, hug her. We know this trick. Ask which mama is her mama.
>>19132061[x]other"Yeah, we already did this prank."
>>19132061Ask for mama's name>and panick
>>19132061We've pulled this trick, don't bullshit a bullshitter. Kneel down, pick her up in a hug and spin her around. Ask her which mama is her mama. Turn the tables on her.
rolled 39 = 39Remember what the towel said [x] DON'T. PANIC. Hug the loli
>>19132061Miki looking to try what we tried on her?
>>19132086I think I have to go with Udz hereWe might pull the joke but we are unflappable in the face of the exact same thing
>>19132061Hug her and pat her head.Not surprised if it's Shinobu, but if it's not then we gotta keep our cool.
>>19132086This. So much. It is the right way to go.
>>19132061Panic on the inside, remain unflappable on the out. Mentilate to the girls and try and find out if we is getting pranked by Ursula as revenge.>If not, PANIC MORE!
>>19132086Pretty much this.She said to go along with it, so we should.
Could be trickery, but there's an actual chance it's not.What kind of father would we be to deny our own daughter?Get down there and be the best father we ever saw in a movie, because we have no examples from life.
>>19132061Other, Play along. This must be karma.
>>19132061we invited our whole class right?might be copycat ken.
>>19132061That's probably Shinobu. Whatever, roll with it.>Hug, and ask which mommy is her mommy.
>>19132151Not our whole class just our friends iirc
Only one thing seems appropriate at this time.>youtube.com/watch?v=phaJXp_zMYM&ob=av3e
>>19132061[x] otherHello, sweety, what's your name. Could you tell me who your mommy is?(Hopefully, this isn't a prank. However, this might be the result of Future-Yate hiding somewhere with one of the girls getting her pregnant too)
>>19132206Or you know A-tan coming through
>>19132151>>19132170Our entire class, yes. I'm doubtful that Ken would know we did it, though. I could be wrong, though.
>>19132086Probably a little late, but going with Udz.
>>19132061"Now, is this a prank or genuine time-shenanigans I wonder"
>>19132322thats disturbingly appropriate.
>>19132349More like hilariously.
>hugYou bend down, pick her up in your arms and hug her.Yuki watches the scene with a smile."Hello. Where's your mama then?" you ask the little one.She screws her face up, as if deep in thought, how cute.Suddenly she's squirming in your arms, as if trying to get away.You hold her tighter."Oh no, you're not getting away from papa that easily."She struggles to free herself, and says in a completely different manner."Thou has not reacted like I thought thou would.""Oh?" you say with a pat on her head, "And how did you think I'd react?""I thought thou would be panicked and such. Clearly I had misjudged thee." she stops fiddling and allows you to carry her as you have been."Oh. And who might you be? If you don't mind me asking?""I am Oshino Shinobu, an... attachment of sorts to Araragi.""I see... Miss Shinobu, have you had anything to eat yet?" you ask the little girl"I have been to the tables yes, but have found nothing that would satisfy me.""Tell me what you would like then.""Donuts." she says grandly."And donuts you shall have." you answer as you put her back down.
>>19132382"Are there any particular variety of donuts that you would like? Jelly-filled, perhaps? French crullers? Or perhaps lemon donuts?"
>>19132382Unflappable as FUCK
>>19132382Who called it?>>19132158That's right, I did.
>>19132382I can do donuts, what are you looking for and how much do you want? Maple bars, apple fritters, jam filled, standard donuts, I can do a variety pack if that suits your fancy.
>>19132408Bitch, we do not ask what donuts she wants: we make ALL of the donuts. That is the way things are done.
i think one of the only things that would make us legitimately panic at this point would be if our parents showed up unannounced.
>>19132419Because the rest of us were ready for A-tan to show up this very same manner. So of course LG wouldn't do what we were all expecting.Welp, time for this tripfag to sleep. Good luck, gents.
>>19132382We set down a saucer and throw our arms in the air, calling out "Kraus make it rain!"
>>19132447If by "Panic" you mean "Fly off the handle with cold rage" sure.Our parents are dead. They must be. Why else would they disappear, leaving their only remaining son to the Yakuza's "tender" mercies?
>>19132447"Oh hey Mom and Dad." timestop, shoot their kneecaps, subdue them, give them to Bureau for trial of crimes against humanity.They have seriously disobeyed the UN's charter of human rights many times.
>>19132490After all the PTSD stories we've told the girls, we may not even get a chance to say anything before the problem solves itself...
>>19132503Their best chances for survival would probably be to show up after Nanoha leaves.She'd just Starlight Breaker them. The Twins would make them SUFFER.
>>19132503I pray there is no graduation day, a day the Bureau invites parents to see their kids all grown up and responsible.It'd be a god damn bloodbath. The students lynch our parents, theirs lynch us...
She waits to see what you would do next.You raise your arms theatrically, your face one of concentration."Kraus." you call on your partner. "MAKE IT RAIN!"Instantly, hundreds of donuts fall from the sky.Cream-filled, jelly donuts, glazed, all kinds of them .Shinobu, the small blonde next to you looks up in amazement.But that look didnt last long, it turned int oone of panic."Don't waste the donuts!" she shouts out.She moves fast, real fast, gathering as much as she could before they hit the sand.The crowd also sees this and joins her trying to catch them.Any donut that touches the beach disappears instantly, to be replaced by one materializing in the air.It's like Krispy-kreme sponsored a biblical miracle.A moment later, and it was over.Shinobu walks up to you, her arms loaded with dozens of donuts, her mouth stuffed with a chocolate one."I like thee. Thou has style." she says simply before walking away.WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19132503Yeah. Really the only question is who'd get there first.My money's on Erica.
>>19132503>parents act like crap>nanoha exterminus`s the entire dimension.sounds about right.
>>19132551Shit, where's the to-do list when you need it...Keep trying to gravitate back towards Mio, we have some unfinished business to attend to.
>>19132551Give Shinobu a lei made of donuts.
>>19132574>>19132551Seconded for dem good Mio feels.
You know, between the food and the donuts and the fucking everything, our majaik reserves have to be stupidly large to do all of this. Especially since they're true food, and not just majaik constructs.
>>19132551I are genius.Lei Mio teim? Ask Yuki if she's tried the slide?
>>19132577To do list: Continue work on original potions (BEARMODE, genderswap, Swag brew, Sexual Stamina, chibi, speed, melmo, invisibility, clones), read Alchemy book.Continue to read the books she gave us(Cyrano, Don Quixote, Shakespeare).Plan a day long event with one of the Bureau’s facilities at our disposal during a break period (Steampunk/Victorian London Murder Mystery, Warehouse 13/23/51, Alice in Wonderland).When the Doctor returns, ask for help tracking down Cogbeard the dorfen clockwork specialist, see what he knows about the PoP’s dagger(waiting to hear back from Dr. Jones about that).----Shopping----Grand Piano/Electric Keyboard as a stopgap. Also a saxophone.
>>19132598See I think that because of the Drain and the constant Strain, our body is quickly developing a huge reserve of majaik.
>>19132551Find Gai and Maggie, see how they're enjoying the party. Use sleight of hand to give Gai a lei so he can lei Maggie.
>>19132598Eh, food is static: no vitals, no cognitive capacity. We've got buffet for days.And if we wind up crashing anyway, LG gets a nice segue for the next thread.
>>19132598we regenerate magick stupidly fucking fast, also we are really strong in our own right.
>>19132598Food takes very little from our reserves.It's the combat that fucks us over.
>>19132551See how Gai, Amazoness and Jun are doing.Then find Mio to her a lei.
>>19132609Schedule (of sorts)Monday: DAY OFF! See Nanoha off, therapy sessionTuesday: Tea party for Perrine?Wednesday-Sunday: ??? Date ALL the Girls?
>>19132652Inquire as to if Amazoness is actually her name, since the translator at the time probably couldn't actually decipher something as complicated as names. (same goes for stick)
Yuki and you walk along, towards the general direction of the slide.As you approach it, you are stopped by a large wood and steel behemoth."Ey! There you are!" Rood says as Yuki hides behind you. "Been looking everywhere for you. Great party, great place. I really like the front door on that house. Very, sexy." he says, a grin plastered on his wooden face."Ah, master Rood, how great of you to join us. I take you are having fun?" you ask"Fuck yeah I am. We just threw Mike down the slide again. Bananabreath was screaming all the way down. Haha!" he pauses, peers behind you to get a better look at Yuki.He knows her of course, but still plays the part of not recognizing her."Oh, who's this then? She's a cutie." he says"Ah yes. Let me introduce you. This is Yuki, from the Basics class.""H-hello." she says meekly as she peers out from behind you."And Yuki, this is Rood from R&D, and Ursula's handler." you tell her"Hallo there! If you need any knobs shined or hinges oiled, just visit me in my workshop. I'll make time just for you! HAHA!" Rood then turns to you, "Ah, I just remembered, I should have handed this to Ursula earlier but completely forgot."He opens one of the doors built into his frame and pulls something out.**ROLL FOR PRESENT**Considering the first 5 rolls
rolled 95 = 95>>19132765sonic screwdriver.
rolled 58 = 58>>19132765The Skeleton Key from Elder Scrolls. For those "Special Times" *Wink*
rolled 4 = 4GIMME SOME SUGARNot literally though, something coolMaybe another little SCP toy
rolled 55 = 55>>19132765Don't fail me now, dice.
rolled 58 = 58>>19132765My Ass.
rolled 28 = 28>>19132765Three samples of SCP-500.
rolled 2 = 2A mana battery from MTG. Useful as hell.
rolled 78 = 78>>19132765Just gonna roll.
>>19132784>>19132787>>19132792>>19132794>>19132799Well, I hope Ursula doesn't get into too much trouble with a perfect omnitool.
>>19132784Wrapped In bright pink wrapping paper.
So dealing with Mike. I want to do this slowly.For the next few days, were going to leave little frog toys around his office, one or two here or there. Magic in origin, despawn after 24 hours.Then we leave piles of frogs in his office, at his desk, in his class for a few days. Same deal.We sneak into his room and have Kraus (or Mr. Rood may have a way) redecorate his bedroom to be frog themed, even see if we can get a clothes beam in a can to put frog feety pajamas on him.Then after that, we strike in full. We'll decorate the room with a blue carpet with a nice green lilypad in the middle. The desks look like flowers, and any hanging lights decked out to look like flies.Finally we get his whole class to dress in frog costumes.He walks in and they need to just stare at him. No words nothing. Then one at a time they stand and say Ribbit, over and over. Then chase him.
>>19132885Perrine might be a bit annoyed at being asked to dress up in a frog outfit, mind.
>>19132929Well idea is based off frogdad anon's, any small critter will do.OR Banana's.
>>19132885Someone post the frog write faggotry right the fuck now. I support this course of action to the letter.
>>19132929We had her dress up in a frog outfit when we went to Dende's didn't we?
>>19132784pic says it all>somtimes orceirNo captcha, we have proven that we are not that orcy, unless u count what we did in SWQ universe with timestop shenanigans
>>19132885So drive him insane?
>>19132784"now... Don't tell the Doctor about this, but I copied one of his designs.... Haha" he says as he hands you something that pretty much looks like a weird steampunk screwdriver, complete with a cross-shaped tip at one end."Err.. thanks. So it's a screwdriver?" you say as you study it."Yes! haha. But the main point of that thing is that it's not only a regular screwdriver, It's also a sonic one.""So.. it's an electric screw driver?""No, no. It's a sonic screwdriver!""It makes sounds?" you ask"Yes. And it has a light on the end! haha!""I see..." you say, not very impressed with it."I see you don't really get what it does huh? It opens anylock, can disassemble any mechanism, and does other stuff I can't be arsed to remember.""Yes. just like a regular screwdriver would..." you sa as you turn it in your hand."Yes. But! It does it sonically! Just point the gem at something and press that button there.""Ah, I think I get it now." you say, but still not fully understanding the hype behind the thing."We shall treasure this always, Rood. Thank you." you tell him."It's nothing. Wait till you see the sonic swiss army knife I'm building next! haha!" he gives you a thump on the shoulder and walks away.You and Yuki continue your search for the elusive Mio.
>>19132987>2012>not impressed with a sonic screwdriver>ISHYGYDIGGYDOO
>>19133038We just need to wait for the opportune moment to discover just what that thing can do for us.Meanwhile... if we CAN'T find Mio, let's stay on the lookout for Gai and Amazoness.
>>19132977...Hayate needs to be like that dad.Seriously, that is awesome.
>>19132987>>19133066Mio is not found. She merely makes her presence known.She is out there.always.waitingwatching[spoiler] and she has her eye fixated on you. and you alone [/spoiler]
>>19132987We should give it to Ursula when she's alone.Cause she's gonna jump our bones when we do.
You found Mio shortly. She leaning against the slide, hidden from your view earlier.She looks at you and Yuki, saying nothing.She's thinking again, and as far as you know, whenever she thinks, nothing good comes out of it for you."Hey Mio." you say as you approach her "Want to get leid?""Oh. Do I want to get laid?" she asks with an eyebrow raised. "Of course I do. You just won't let me.""Well... Here's your chance then." you say taking another step forwards.She puts a hand on her hip and studies you."Really now?""Yeah. Or maybe you don't want to?"She now takes a step towards you."Oh I do. Trust me, I do." her free hand traces a line down your chest.Faces inches from each other, neither budging, both giving challenging looks.She grabs your face, like she did earlier.[ ]go with it[ ]NOPE[ ]I AM A MAN. AND I SHALL TAKE CONTROL.
>>19133129[X]I AM A MAN. AND I SHALL TAKE CONTROL.Stick a lei on her and kiss her on the forehead. Retreat while she's stunned by the bait and switch.
>>19133144this"Enjoy your lai"
>>19133129>[x] I AM A MANLoop a lei around her neck, and draw her in for the kill.
>>19133129GO WEST YOUNG MAN! AND SEIZE YOUR DESTINY
>>19133129[^]I AM A MAN. AND I SHALL TAKE CONTROL.IT'S ALL CAPS IT HAS TO BE GOOD!
>>19133129I AM A MAN!Troll her lightly but give her a lei and a kiss
>>19133129TAEKU CONTROLUIf she looks confused, have Yuki whip up a dictionary or something.
>>19133129Assuming Direct Control
>foreheadCome on guys, really? We can do better than this.
>>19133247We can, yes, but Yuki is watching. That would just be awkward to mount Mio on the sand with the shy bookworm with a massive crush on us is watching.
>>19133247If we go for a mouth kiss then she has a chance to regain the momentum and go back on the offensive. We need to keep this fight on our terms and not give her a chance to use one of her specialties, kissing with tongue. The forehead keeps her off balance and lets us combo into other moves, a full on kiss is a finishing move and we haven't built our screwing with/seduction combo meter high enough to justify using it.
>>19133261Eh. If She wants, she can stick her tongue in our butt.
>>19132987Remember, it doesn't do wood.
>>19133268>>19133261Well, all right, I suppose there's nothing for it then. If this drags on for another five threads though, you've nobody to blame but yourselves.
rolled 35 = 35>rolling
>>19133311That doesn't look particularly encouraging.
>>19133273Good sir, we are the only one that shall be doing any sticking of tongues in butts. You are no gentleman, but a rapscallion in disguise!
You put a lei around her neck and pull her in towards you using it."Let me act the man for once." you tell her softly.She looks up at you, and closes her eye.You feel her trying to pull away, but she still has you head in her hands.
>>19133329FUCK BRACE FOR HEADBUTT
Bend down to kiss her.She pulls her head back and...*WHAM!* She headbutts you.----------------------------------------------Everything goes black.
>>19133353EMERGENCY EXITEMERGENCY EXITYUKI SUMMON SOME POLICEMEN, QUICKLY
>>19133353That...was not expected.Also, WTF captcha? I can't type musical notes!
>>19133353I TRIED TO WARN YOU FUCKERS NOT TO GO IN SOFTWHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME
>>19133275And? So what if the screwdriver doesn't do wood, that's why it's got the screwdriver head as well as the normal sonic screwdriver head.
pic related if we continue to tease and block her.
>>19133353Next we wake up chained to a bed.
>wake up handcuffed to a bed in a dimly-lit room>she's stripping>"You know, this reminds me of that one time...">by the time we're finished, Mio is sobbing in the corner and apologizing for everything
>we're knocked out>house detects the unconsciousness of its owner and initiates emergency anti-magic field>everyone is naked>we don't get to see it
>>19133389what is that from?!
rolled 84 = 84>>19133414Oh god thisplease change your plans to this LG
>>19133389sure, except the cops are replaced by attractive and scantily clad women.The pile at the end is a very sexy pile.
>>19133414personally i won't regret it, i dont want to see the packages of some of the male guest there, it would be a blow to our manly spirit seeing their things are bigger than our whole body.
You wake up on the sand, a weight pressing down on your chest, your hands bound over your head.You look up and see Yuki holding your hands down with her eyes shut tight.You look down and see Mio straddling you."Oh? awake already? Well, that just makes things all the more interesting..."She says as she wiggles around on top of you."Err.. Mio, I hope you're not gonna do waht I think you're gonna do..." you say as you try and get free."Of course not! I won't take you forcefully right here. That would be far below me."She says with a smile."I am, however, gonna take you SENSUALLY."The smile turns into an evil grin.WAT DO?[ ]Just go with it.[ ]"HELP! RAPE!"*[ ]teleport*[ ]other*ADD A ROLL
>>19133420no clue. got it here.
>>19133404Probably.Even better if we mention the Greek guy.
>>19133448Meh go with it
>>19133448Ask Yuki why she's going along with this.
rolled 6 = 6>>19133448>[x]OtherTeleport and turn the tables, take her sensually but not sexually. Touch her, but don't jam it in.
rolled 83 = 83>>19133448[ ]teleportthe more we do this the more mio will search for magic jamming device.so i voted for it :D
>>19133448[x]otherPTSD TIMEwe have no choice.
>>19133448You know Mio, getting knocked out on an important day to me and waking up with someone on top of me reminds me of childhood experience. Start retelling one of our PTSD memories and don't give her a chance to stop us.
>>19133448[x] OtherRoll out of it and on top of her. Then treat her like some frail little flower *we've* just seduced. Fuck with her head as much as possible.
>>19133448"Hey, want to hear a funny story?"
>>19133448[other]PTSD time. Mention the Greek Guy if at all possible.(Mentilate to Yuki to block her ears when it gets to the bad bits.)
>>19133448>IMPLYING TELEPORT WILL WORK EVERY TIME"Hey, Yuki, you gonna let this happen like that?"
Guys, the PTSD is a strong tool, but it may not work here. She may just commend us for having an admirable strength of character.Remember: We. Are. BUTLER.
rolled 93 = 93>>19133448[X]teleportand sensual the hell out of her.
rolled 9 = 9>>19133448Try to turn the tables on her.
>>19133515And the Is have it, I think.
>>19133448Since Yuki is the one holding our hands downTry convincing her to let us go and counter attack
rolled 39 = 39I guess teleport is winning.We could always teleport behind her and spank her for being naughty. And then quickly run away.
>>19133515looks like we have a winnar
>>19133448"i have more experience on this you know?"pause timereverse whats happeningresume time"i always want to try this to one of the girls, but i thought it would be too much..."'Kraus bunny mode'"so you like to play rough huh? i hope you are wet enough down there"
>>19133505>>19133504These two right hereWe have already seen teleporting won't necessarily help, PTSD is just cheap and probably ineffective so lets let her get started then turn the tables on her
>>19133529I like your spirit, son. But our timestop necessitates the use of our hands, which are currently pinned by Yuki. In D&D terms, it requires a somatic component.
"Yuki... WHy are you going along with this?" you ask the girl above you."I... I don't know." she says but still keeps a firm grip on your hands."Quiet now, Hayate. Tis no time for words."" Mio says as she silences you with a finger on your lips.Slowly she unbuttons your shirt."Nnnnope." you say as you teleport out from under her.You reappear to her side just as she lurches forwards off balance.Grabbing her by the mid-section, you hold her like that, facedown."I told, you I'd act the man. Didn't I Mio?"She looks up at you, an unspoken challenge in her look."Oh? and just what exactly do you plan to do?""This." you bring your hand up and begin spanking her.Yuki covers her eyes with her hands, and reddens like a lobster in a pot.*SLAP!*Palm meets firm yet supple muscle.Mio begins to squirm trying to get away.*SLAP!*Still she tries to get out of your grip.*SLAP!*"That's for being such a bad girl."*SLAP!*Your palm begins to redden, and undoubtedly, under that bikini, her bottom is the same.*SLAP!*"Please..." she says*SLAP!*"Please stop..."[ ]stop?[ ]continue
Damn, Yuki is one kinky girl. We could probably embarrass her into letting us go.
>>19133591Say "Safety word is red" and then continue.That way we'll know if she's just playing along.
>>19133591[X]continueAsk yourself a question, if we were in a position such as this, would Mio even consider stopping for a single second. Give her a safe word and continue.
>>19133591[x]stopDon't want to go overboard, after all.
>>19133591[x]Stop, people are going to start staring if we go any further.Instead, let's teleport away with her somewhere secluded, put her into a full nelson, and then tease her into near insanity.
>>19133602>>19133599These.When we asked her to stop, she wouldn't. That's the key in a dominant/submissive relationship. You have to be able to trust the other to stop when you ask them to. Otherwise it's abusive.
>>19133591[x] Stop. We've proven our point. No need to go overboard.Now we give her a kiss on the forehead, make sure she knows it's not nice to knock people out for purposes of having sex with them, and make sure she's able to stand up.
>>19133591[x]stopNow are we going at it too hard.
>>19133591[x]stopas entertaining as this would be to do in private, we are still in the middle of a party.
>>19133591StopWe have made our point now give her a lei, a kiss and go
Keep to the creed, boys. We are butler.One more slap for good measure, and then we stop. Ask her if she understands what it's like to be helpless, completely at someone else's mercy.Maybe now is the right time to break into PTSD?
>>19133591[X]stopno need to go overboard.
>>19133628NoWe don't break out PTSD on her until after she is in the family. Up until then we show that we can be the man we just choose not to
>>19133591[x] Stop."Now, are you going to be a good girl from now on, Mio? Knocking people out and holding them down for Sex isn't very nice."
>>19133633Fair enough, the reasonable path will be enough for now. That said, can we really just let this kind of thing go with a smile?
>>19133652She's already been spanked hard enough for her butt to go red. Any more would be cruel.
>>19133652Yes we canWe are butler and we have put up with far worse in our life. Mio in her own way is just as crazy about us as the rest of the girls, she just has different ways of showing it and isn't officially approved yet
>>19133591one more big slap then stop, grab her butt firmly while going for a quick deep french kiss and walk away with yuki.
Now that it's red and sore we can offer to apply lotion.
>>19133652Yes. We too are enjoying the chase, and will keep the game going until both sides tire. Well we've already won, but we're letting her keep her dignity. That sign went to far.
>>19133662>>19133659I just want to make sure the lesson, if you can call it that, has been learned. We don't have to make her miserable, I'm just suggesting that she understands we are no longer playing games here.
>>19133681I think she has learned the lessonUp until now we were totally passive now she is seeing that we can be the man and we need to let her reflect on that for a moment
WIth one final slap for good measure, you stop."Now, are you going to be a good girl from now on, Mio?" you say, as you massage the abused bottom. "Knocking people out and holding them down for Sex isn't very nice.""Y-yes..." she says weakly as she leans against you."Good girl. Do you promise not to do it again?""Y-yes... I promise not to knock you out for sex again.. I'll make sure to do it with you fully awake.""eh... Good enough." You say as you hold her and give her a kiss on the forehead."You may want to keep off your bottom for a awhile, also maybe avoid the saltwater." you tell her as you get up, take Yuki's arm and walk away.WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19133681No, we are playing games her. This is the one thing we are doing here.We're not teaching her a lesson, we're taking the upper hand.
I say we torture her with unending pleasure while never giving her release.Not right here and now necessarily, but when we do corner her appropriately.
>>19133692Find Gai, brofist him while sleight of handing him a Lei for Maggie. Nod and continue on our way.
>>19133681But we are.I don't think the spanking is meant as some malicious punishment to say we are NOT to be fucked with, just us continuing to turn the tables.A military woman should be able to handle a hard spanking.
>>19133699I like the way you think, Anon.
>>19133692do we have any fireworks?
>>19133699As long as the council approves of this course of action, or she joins.
>>19133693Pay attention: she tried to rape us. That is not a joking matter. After everything we said, everything she knows about our family, she still tried to have her way with us.We can't really afford to keep beating around the bush with her; if we keep playing games, things may very well slip out of control. Hell, the only reason they didn't just now is because we got a good roll.
>>19133726Hey, as long as our dick isn't getting wet I don't think they care.Hell, some of them would probably want a turn being tortured.
>>19133692Look for Gai and Jun, see how they've been doing thus far.
>>19133692We should probably make sure we haven't mentally scarred Yuki, huh.
You are Sakamoto Mio, the Hero of Japan.And that was... different.You were surprised with how rough he was.How he took control.You must say, you liked it.
>>19133731For one, you don't know how far she would have taken things. Considering how much she enjoys trolling, it's just as likely that she would have stopped.And we CAN afford to keep doing this, and we WILL continue to do so until she admits defeat.
>>19133731If we were not pursuing her and we said "no" she would stop.You fail to see how this game is being played.
>>19133760Suit yourself, my friend.
>>19133756Right, that's it, when we take her, Perrine will be there with full leather getup and riding crop to soften her up a bit first.
>>19133731You're blowing this out of proportion.We aren't going to be scared for life or some such serious shit if she rapes us.Hell, most of our girls KNOW shes well on our way to being part of the family, they just want her to come out with it and get their permission to play some nooky with us.The worst that could happen are our girls bitching us out for not trying hard enough to keep her off our dick.You're applying the normal connotations of rape to a RIDICULOUSLY abnormal situation.
"Sorry about that... She makes me do stupid stuff." you say to the girl walking next to you."I.. I think I know what you mean." she answers as she remembers how she kept you pinned down.You walk around aimlessly with her, just enjoying the party.[ ]go to the stage[ ]go to the tables[ ]other
>>19133789>it's not rape if it's funnyFuck you.
If the Director asks Yuki to report the party's goings-on to her, it's going to be one hell of a conversation."...And then I helped hold him down, and then he spanked her.""...What."
>>19133797go to the tables
First, we bind her hands and feet. Then, we strip her down to her birthday suit. Then, we just stare. Stare into her eyes until she begins to squirm.Having sufficiently established dominance, we then move on to the torture. I think feathers and a soft breath on the skin will do nicely to begin with. Once she's worked up enough to soak the feather, we move on to fingers and tongues. Always denying the release.Finally, I suggest vibration and very light shocks until she surrenders completely and utterly.
>>19133789Hey, I get it, my opinion is in the minority. I can take my lumps like a big boy. But I can almost guarantee to the lot of you that this attitude is gonna backfire on us one day. Just sayin'.Anyway.>>19133797[x]tables
>>19133797[x] go to the tablesSee who else is there, and mingle further with our guests.
>>19133810Tactile approach, eh? Tried and true I suppose. Personally I like to mix it up with some verbal abuse along the way.
>>19133797StageLet's go lei us some idols!
>>19133797[x] Other"Want to go for a ride on my flying saucer?">>19133804'Dear DiaryI have genderswapped Kyon and instructed him to learn Ayasaki's methods.I am generating significant error data while waiting for his return, though the other seems to be handling this flow quite well. I am unsure if her involvement in the instruction sessions will invalidate the process. I am unsure if I care.'
>>19133810Okay, the sex scenes in MSQ have always been very tongue-in-cheek and fade-to-black. Let's not turn this into smut and risk thread deletion. Please keep your more explicit thoughts to yourself.
>>19133843Fair enough. First and last time then.
>>19133831>"Want to go for a ride on my flying saucer?""You're really free with sharing your sausage, aren't you, Hayata?""I said 'SAUCER', Shirly. Saucer. The tiny plate you set tea cups on. Fancy version of a coaster.""Oh. Never mind, then."
>>19133799No, fuck you.Rape is terrible because of the terrible effect it has on peoples lives, none of that shit applies here.Soldiers kill people, why aren't they considered evil murderers? The fucking context.Sorry if this topic is stirring up something for you friend, but that's no reason to ruing everyone's fun.
Wanting to check how the entertainment's going. you head towards the stage.There, you find the crowd awfully quiet, staring at the darkened stage as if spellbound.A song must have just finished and lights turned down for effect.In the shadows you see people moving about.The band getting ready for another song.And then it starts, a very familiar intro.Lyrics you know by the heart.A voice that has stuck with you always.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM"Cause Im having a good time~! HAVING A GOOD TIME!"Fireworks. The lights turn back on.There, in the middle of the stage was Freddy FUCKIN Mercury.The band behind him comprised of the Emps, and other similarly huge men.But that didnt matter much.All that mattered was that FREDDY FUCKING MERCURY was singing at your housewarming party.HOLY SHIT.Your mind draws a blank in the presence of the amazing man.In the middle of the song, he jumps off stage and walks through the crowd."Like an atom bomb! I'm gonna ooooo oh oh EXPLODE~"He's making his way to you, with an extra mic in his hand.
>>19133881Tonight, my dream comes true through Hayate.
>>19133881Stand awestruck for a moment before regaining our Butler Composure. Freddie Mercury wants us to duet with him, we will duet. This is a defining moment in our life and we are not going to screw this up.
>>19133881Dammit LG, we were trying to have a srs conversation. Now you give us THIS?WHAT IS THIS EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES WHICH HAYATE HAS FOUND HIMSELF IN POSSESSION OF
>>19133881I'm usually not one for using reaction images, but...It's too beautiful for words.For the record, I'm the guy who first suggested we sing that song at Karaoke with the twins.
>>19133881Now I'm kind of sad that we didn't get Trude to come. No one should have to have missed seeing Freddy Mercury performing with the Emperor of Mankind and the Primarchs (except Hayate's parents).
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:A Kind Of MagicNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>Just got Spice and Wolf 6-9.>that's what my evening will be used for.
>>19133912Does that mean we'll be going to stock up on apples and apple based products again soon?
>>19133912>thread ends after that postFUCKThat's up there with some of planefags best.
>>19133926Well, we ARE all out of apple preserves and honeyed apples from when us and the twins partook of GummiBEARs.
>>19133909It slipped our mindAlthough I thought we told the girls to invite all the witches
>>19133927Yes. Some group has been doing it, and i finally got the email inviting me to that hidden forum.
>>19133954I would empty my bank account and the machine to get her out if I had to
>>19133937Yeah we never did swing past the apple emporium againNext time we hit the shops we need to do that
>>19133912LG have you read Dresden Files yet?