WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HERE>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-It's Mio, and she's headed straight for you.You call out to her across the sand. "Hi Mio. Feeling any better?""Yes. Yes I am." she continues walking towards you.Her eye sees the sign.She stops walking.She's standing there, frozen, dumbstruck.She stares at the sign, as if unable to believe what was written on there.Her face change, the one of mischief earlier becomes one of surprise, and then quickly changing to one of joy."Err... Mio.. Are you okay?" you ask her."Yes... Yes... YES!" she suddenly shouts out as she runs towards you.She kneels in front of you and takes you face in her hands. Looking you straight in the eye.She's blushing lightly as she lets out a million watt smile."Mio.. Is everything okay?" you ask the woman infront of you."Yes! Yes!" she answers."Are you sure?""Yes! I will marry you Hayate!" she says loudly before she gives you a passionate kiss.
>We may use one of the facilities on base as we wish for one day.Gonna be making a lot of vows when that day comes boys and girls. And you know it's coming. Mio will open the floodgates, all the other will follow.
>>19119419Teleport out and hug her."I'm sorry Mio, Mike was playing a prank with psychic paper, it told you what you most wanted to see and since I was in front of it it was associated with me."Do not let go no matter what as she'll likely try to escape at this point."But now that I know how you feel, after seeing the way you reacted, there's no other option, you're staying with me and we're going to talk to the rest of my family together, tonight."Then hold her close to your side for the rest of the party.
>>19119419DAMAGE CONTROL MODOWe need to be very careful how we let Mio down. She could be hurt very badly by this, and/or we could end up headless.Also MIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SIGN YOU PUT UP SRS SHIT IT'S GOING DOWN BECAUSE OF IT
>>19119435Tear off clothes and kill everyone
>>19119419HAHAHAH OH SHI....We need to get Mike back for this SOOOOOOO bad!! LIke this isn't just getting back at us, this is fucking with people's emotions...namely Mio's because we are gonna have to do/say something. And what about the girls?
>>19119419Whatever we do, we do it privately. Letting her down in public would be a horrid thing to do.
>>19119419Fucking punch her and confess that I'm gay. I then proceed to strip and walk away.
>>19119481But we don't know what the paper is/does. Well, Hayate doesn't. So before we go all "paper shows you yourhearts desire" bull rap, we need to get on the mento stir and ask mike what the flying fuck is going on.
There you were, buried neck-deep in the sand, the Hero of Japan allover you like white on rice.You just figured out that the sign behind you showed people random things, but you didn't expect it to propose to Mio on your behalf.Sure, you said to the girls that you'd be actively pursuing her.Sure, you were thinking of a being a little more forward.But this shit is nuts.You are screwed, so screwed.Or maybe you will get screwed.Either way, it will involve the woman that's kissing you right now and a whole lot of screwing.And as we're on the subject of kisses....Damn she's a great kisser.Panic is the only thing keeping you from losing yourself to those soft, delicious lips.After what seemed like forever, she pulls away for air and stares at you, a smile still plastered on her face.That gorgeous blush coloring her cheeks.WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?[ ]tell her about the sign[ ]go with it[ ]other
Say nothing. Mentilate Mike. Make him sort this shit out.
>>19119582slap da bitch and laugh
>>19119572Also fuck autocorrect.
>>19119572Hayate is capable of making assumptions and leaps of intuition just as easily as anon is, and has the same exact information to go on.
In case you guys haven't already heard,>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/>Whoops! So I thought I'd made the necessary changes to prepare for the new CSS on 4chan, but apparently I made a mistake that ended up breaking it. There are several threads without pages now, unfortunately, but on the bright side, links to the OP in a thread now work! Small favors and all that. Sorry everyone :(>If anyone has copies of Mahou Shounen Quest 112, NearFuture Cyborg Quest 18, Mahou Shounen Quest 113, and anything else that got killed (about a dozen threads or so) just shoot me a link or a .zip or something and I'll replace it manually. >~Lord Licorice
>>19119582[x]tell her about the signBut tell her that we're not rejecting her or anything.That if she really feels that way, we can talk with the others tonight.
>>19119582Activate the brainy-waves, ask Mike a concise and urgent WTF. Stall for time with more kissing.
Man, we already had to break it to her about the child impersonation thing. I'd hate to have to break her hopes twice. Fuck. We're going to dunk Mike in pink fur-dye. Majaik-resistant fur-dye. But we can't go along with it, it's not honest and its not fair to either of us. [x]tell her about the sign. I'm sure she can deal with it.
>>19119586Yeah def get Mike on the brain phone and tell him to get his ass over here!!!
>>19119582Tell her about the sign, we let Mike embarrass her any further. let's do the first half of >>19119481, but then ask her to help us get Mike back for this one.
>>19119582Smile, then [x] tell her about the sign"Mike's pulled a prank on me, and this sign apparently shows the reader whatever they want to see the most. I never thought it would read that for you, though. Got something you want to talk about, perhaps with my family?"We've won this battle Mio has waged with us, she took herself out.
>>19119582>Menalite mike to GET OVER HERE for damage control with Mio.Failing that, tell her about the sign.
>>19119692This. We didn't prank her, and she was the one who wanted to make this a challenge. She just surrendered, so now we can get this shit sorted out with the family.
>>19119692Yes for the talking about the sign, no on the dialogue. It seems flippant. Mio thinks we just proposed. We should handle this with the care it deserves.
>>19119671"Mike, the joke's not funny anymore. If you don't get over here and explain this situation to a very distraught lady, you will wake up one day with no hair and it will never, ever grow back."
>>19119692Voting for this, but with a touch more delicacy.
>Tell her."Wait Mio! there has been a horrible, horrible mistake here." you tell her as she tries to go in for another kiss."Mike is playing a prank on me, which ended up with me buried in the sand and with that sign over my head.." you explain."..." she looks at you, your head still cradled in her hands."The sign shows different things to different people... And I guess that you read it as me asking for your hand in marriage.""...""I'm sorry Mio, but I don't think I can jump that far ahead.""...""Maybe we can go out for dinner... Get to know each other better."".......""And If you really want to, maybe we could talk to the girls...""........." Her face is unreadable, much like a blank slate, all color drained from it.[ ]please don't kill me[ ]I'm sorry[ ]call for Mike. Buy some time.
>inb4 one of the girls comes up and it reads their greatest fear
>>19119840[x]call for Mike. Buy some time.
>>19119840tell her clearly that I'm gay and that I seek a large otter man
>>19119822>Distraught ladyI am actually having serious trouble forming a mental picture I'd a sad/upset Mio. It's really difficult to imagine.
>>19119840Tonight you are going to stay here, and we're going to have a talk with the rest of the family, after seeing your reaction, I know that you aren't after me just for fun, that you really care, an I would never throw that away.Don't even think of running, I will chase you to the ends of the earth if need be.
>>19119840CALL MIKE this is all his fault
>>19119867Well were seeing it now.
[x]tell her about the signyou are ours now witch
>>19119877That...works as well...man the feels
>>19119840[x] I'm sorry"I've never said that I didn't want you in the family. We may not be ready for marriage, but you've never been one to back down from a challenge. You just have to take the first step. After this, let's talk to the girls."Then mentilate to Mike. 'Well, thanks to your prank, I'm probably going to die. Tell the girls I love them.'
>>19119877This for maximum romance. Otherwise, [x]get Mike's hairy ass over here to buy time for us to use maximum romance.
>>19119840(x)I'm sorry.Fuck mike's consequences. We need to get out of this hole and see to Mio. Get her somewhere private so she doesn't risk a public breakdown.Mire importantly, we need our arms free to hold her and give her hugs.
>>19119840[x]I'm sorry, with our words and[x[call for Mike, with our mind, 'MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!'
>>19119929Right, we're still in the hole. We need to get out.
Hug her and apologize.Don't let her run.
>>19119840[ ]call for Mike. Buy some time.captcha : worksed specimens
>>19119840Teleport out. Apply hugs.
>>19119840Teleport out of sand, hug Mio from behind.[x]I'm sorry"I'm sorry to have made you think that we were getting married so soon. Let's talk this over tonight, with everyone."[x]call for Mike. Buy some time.'Mike, joke's not funny anymore. You got some explaining to do.'
>>19119877Do this, AND CALL MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE>abhor chastity Why yes capctha
You are Katsura Hinagiku, A bureau recruit.You saw it.Saw her saying she will get married to him.Saw her run up and kiss him.Just what the fuck is going on?
>>19120049Oh thank fuck, someone we can teleport to and who'll yell at Mike.
>>19120049Oh god here comes the boken to the face...that or a sick duel between Mio and Hina
>>19120049yay misunderstandings gooooooooooooo
>>19120049>Just what the fuck is going on?Mile is about to get his shut kicked by some very angry women in a bit, I'll bet.
>>19120049First she sees us with NanohaThen she sees us with the twinsNow she sees us with MioIs she stalking us?
>>19120116Dude, she's in our family. She tends to be around us when things happen.
>>19120116nah, that is her way of lovingatleast its better than what mio does, and will do
You are Katsura Hinagiku, A bureau recruit.And you read the sign behind him.You do what any of the other girls would have done."Heh..." you chuckle.Quietly, you melt back into the crowd.
>>19120153FUCK YOU HELP USTHIS IS SERIOUS
>>19120153So... does this mean Hina wants us to endure awkward situations? She's a freaking sadist. We can never let Erica teach her how much pressure testicles can withstand.
>>19120153Well at least we aren't getting the shit kicked outta our head....for now...from Hina...Mio on the other hand....
>>19120153I don't know whether to be relieved, that Hina is taking this in stride and won't strike us down, or upset, that she's just going to kick back and watch us squirm.
>>19120216Eh. We have healing potion, and she wants babies.
Before we get pissed, maybe Hina's going to get the twins to save us?Maybe?Please Hina. . .
>>19120261I don't think so, Tim.
>>19120153oh the hilarity.
You teleport out of the sand, the pit collapsing into the space you left behind.Helping Mio get back on her feet, you hold her hand and say, "I'm sorry for putting you through all of this again Mio." you tell her."I'll do anything to make up for it."Mentally, you call out to Mike.'MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE! Joke's not funny anymore. Your Magic sign just proposed to Mio. Come here and explain it to her please!''I'm sorry. I seem to have water in my ears. I can't hear you very well.' He answers.'MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!'Mio looks up into your face.Her expression still one that's hard to gauge.**ROLLEM** Taking the 5th roll.
rolled 19 = 19>>19120323Mike I will fucking shave you if you don't get over here right now.
rolled 22 = 22>>19120323*hugs*
rolled 35 = 35Mike. Get over here or I will get that "Make the monkey bald" potion from Ryuu
rolled 66 = 66>>19120323Hug. Nothing else matters.
rolled 63 = 63>>19120323Why did you say anything?Why?Our rolls are going to suck and she's going to take our words and molest them.
rolled 58 = 58>>19120323OH GOD PLEASE LET THIS BE GOOD.
rolled 76 = 76>>19120323Oh god, this is going to end in tears and bruised feels.
rolled 47 = 47>>19120323
>>19120364Well, at least it's above 50.
>>19120364Not..bad...Not good either. Welp.
>>19120364Eh, that's not too bad. Could be worse than a 63.
You are Sakamoto Mio, the Hero of Japan.And you can't believe you lost.You blurted it out so suddenly.You didn't think things through.You should have not have fallen for that.
By the way, have the twins and froggy had their "talk" with Trude yet?
YES after all the godsdamned archives I have finally found a MSQ in its infancy!MUHAHAHA
>>19120440You haven't lost, Mio. You've won the only thing that really matters.
You are Sakamoto Mio, the Hero of Japan.And there might be a way to salvage this.He did say he'll do anything.You have to make the most of this.You can do this.
>>19120440HOLD HIM TO IT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE RESISTS. Force him to take responsibility for his feelings.>if there's anything I learned from hentai, it's that 'take responsibility' are crazy fucking magic words to the Japanese
>>19120481oh dear. now it's our turn to wear the frilly dress.
>>19120481AH shit tactical planning mode Mio has been engaged>cilunif forcedwhy yes captcha, i would say we have been forced into this situation
>>19120481Yeah...I knew this wouldn't let her down. Always one to capitalize on the moment. Just don't ask for something silly...please.
>>19120481Oh shit, what have we gotten ourselves into?
>>19120490It's true.>H-hayate, what the HELL do you mean you're actually going to marry here!?>B-but I have to take responsibility!>What the hell is that even supposed to mean!?>YOU'RE GERMAN, YOU DON'T GET IT! I HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY! BACK ME UP, HINA!>...he's right.
>>19120533This is why I hate that goddamn phrase. It's as meaningless yet effective as Abra-fucking-kadabra.Fuck the nips and their mindless, slavish adherence to order and social obligation.
>>19120533HAHAHAHA I would love to see you make that joke to a German, especially one who grew up in West Germany, you would get your shit slapped soooo hard
>>19120481we are being too nice damnithmm maybe it go to our favor laterdo whatever she asks, then say somewhere along the lines off "I never knew you were THAT 'pure' mio
>>19120621Don't forget 'have the courage to.' The words that those are a literal translation of can, in Japanese, make literally anything sound noble and just. It works in English too, just not as well.>You need to have the courage to cheat on your wife!>You need to have the courage to steal those chips!>You need to have the courage to take that shit!>You need to have the courage to take responsibility!
>>19120681We'll need to learn that trick from Arararararagi.
So that phrase is almost like "man up" in our culture?
To someone who has actually watched Strike Witches and/or participates is SWQ, how old is Mio? I have the mental image that she's in her mid-20s, how accurate is that?And Trude, for that matter?
>>19120733But way, way more sure-fire. It's like using the word 'honor' while talking to a Stark. It's like the threat of 'heresy' in 40k. It's a universal, irresistible force.
You wrap your arms around her. She leans into your chest.Suddenly she's laughing.That full bodied, thundering laughter of hers."Hahahaha Of course I knew it was a prank! I just wanted to see how you'd react! Hahahaha!""Wait... You knew?" you ask herShe lifts her eyepatch, exposing her glowing red eye."Magic eye. Saw right trough it. Knew the sign said random things, and that you didnt know what It said.""Wait, so what did the sign read for you?""Hahaha! It said -I am your man-candy. Punish me.-" she laughs continuously as she eyes the sign behind you.It still read - Sakamoto Mio, Marry me.-Deftly, she flips it over with her foot."Damn. You got me. And here I was thinking it really did ask you to marry me.""Hahahaha! Wait... If I remember correctly, you said you'll do ANYTHING. I hope you are prepared to do as you promised earlier." she grins as she wraps her arms around you tightly.[ ]of course.[ ]errr... raincheck on that.[ ]other
>>19120733that is sexist yo
>>19120774"Of course - I'll do anything to make up for the sign asking you to marry me. Since it didn't, there's nothing to make up for. Right?"
>>19120759I think our Mio here is about 22 ish. Trude's two years younger.
>>19120774I said I'd do anything to make it up to you. Since I now know there's nothing to make up…
>>19120811HOLY SHIT THIS.
>"I'll do anything to make up for it."Damnit I was out for a walk! What have you people done!?
>>19120811>>19120824That's it. She loves having to fight for us. The challenge turns her on. It wouldn't be satisfying if we just gave in.
>>19120774Well if you don't actually want to marry me, then me saying I'd do anything to make up for screwing with your head doesn't actually apply. Such a shame, if you really did propose to me I would have to do anything you said, what a shame. Well take care, there are lots of guests to take care of and I can't be an ungracious host.
>>19120774The butler is a man of his word.Emprah damn you Mike... We will have our vengence.
>>19120774[x] other"Yup, I said I'd do anything to make up for it. Seeing as it didn't actually happen, I've nothing to make up for."Chuckle, brush some hair from her face. "Well, I have to be a gracious host. Glad your legs feel better." Then leave like a boss.
>>19120774[x] other"Okay, but seeing as I said that thinking you were heartbroken, you'll have to do something minor in return. Something small and trivial, especially for the mighty Hero of Japan."
>>19120882We are a man of our word. We just gave a very specific word that doesn't actually mean we have to do anything for her.
>>19120774[x]other"Within reason, though. No, I will not be your man-candy. At least, not until you talk it over with the others."
>>19120774[ ]other"that promise was only valid from the that moment i thought you and i are getting married,it was merely me being nice to someone who got pranked.now that you said you knew all along that promise is gone"
>>19120891This, but teleport if she won't let go of us.Mio will be thinking '...FUCK.'
>>19120891This is teasing the fuck out of Mio... So I'll go for it.
>>19120891Okay, changing my vote. I like this.
rolled 35 = 35>>19120774Sure, stay this afternoon and we can take care of it then.Proceed to gather the girls for a talk, discuss the afternoons events about her marriage proposal as if the second half of the conversation never happened.
"I said I'd do anything to make it up to you. Since I now know there's nothing to make up…""Ohohoho. Going back on your word are you?"She says as she continues to squeeze you, her reasonably developed assets pressing against your torso."Of course not, I'm just clarifying my words earlier... Now if that sign really did read -Marry me.- then I would gladly do anything. Did it really say what you said it says?""O-of course! Hahahahaha!" she holds you even tighter and leans her head on your shoulder, preventing you from seeing her blush.If you could read the sign right now, it would have said in bright red letters, -SHE LIES-.[ ]offer to accompany her right now[ ]offer to take her out some time.[ ]other.
Man, I almost WANT to "make it up to her" just for the hijinks.I mean, this will increase her love points, to use Keima's terminology. Cutting out of it will result in no change, maybe even a loss since we'd be going back on our word, sort of. [x]of course
>>19120980[x] right nowFlying Saucer time.
>>19120980KEEP TEASING. TWIST OUR FINGER IN THAT GAPING EMOTIONAL WOUND. Accidentally, of course. Clueless sexy butler style.
>>19120980>take her out some timeWe can take her on a proper date and prove to her that she doesn't have to be the man in the relationship. Remember: Getting her to act like a woman is her weak point!
>>19120980We already know she's lying, there's no way to fake that kind of pure joy.Have her stick around after the party, we can give her a full massage to make sure that there's no chance of cramping up again.
>>19120980[x]offer to take her out some time.Because we should plan that shit out properly.And besides, part of today is so that Nanoha can leave tomorrow morning on a high note.
Mio's gotta be freaking out. She lost, but there's a way out and she's taking it as hard as she can. That sounds kinda hot.
>>19121018>>19121038>>19121042Some combination of these, methinks.
>>19120980[x]other.time to play hard to get, teleport out about 5 feet turn back to her, look at her then move head side to side making a disappointed expression and walk away.plan your vengeance on mike while walking
>>19120980[x] other"Wow, I never thought you would be so desperate for a bit of quality time with me. Trying to twist my words, really! I guess we will have to go out for dinner some time, so I can give you some much needed attention. When are you free next?"
>>19120980We shall accompany her, as we will take her out later regardless.
>>19121083No mercy for the fallen! The weak shall perish beneath the weight of our swag!
>>19121083We playing her own game now.
>>19121083+1 for this
>>19121083This seems like a good idea, if LG hasn't started typing yet.
>>19121192Hopefully he saw it.
>>19121220>>19121192Refreshing? What's that?
>>19121083 here, I'm glad my reply is good enough to get all these votes.
"Wow, I never thought you would be so desperate for a bit of quality time with me. Trying to twist my words, really!" you say as she pushes away from you minutely from surprise. "I guess we will have to go out for dinner some time, so I can give you some much needed attention. When are you free next?""I... I'm not desperate!" she answers a full, glorious blush on her face."really? Then why do I feel like you are?" you say with a smile."I'm not! I.. I just wanted to tease you a little!" She pushes away from you and backs up a few feet."Really?" you ask her with an eyebrow raised and a smirk on your face."YES! N-now stop asking!" she says angrily her fists curled up cutely."You're so cute when you're flustered, you know that?""S-shut-up you fool!" she says as she stalks away angrily across the sand, away from you.Before she disappeared into the crowd, you mentillate to her again.'So, when do you want to go out?''... Sometime next week.' she answers you'I'll make the plans then.' you say as she walks away.WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19121305Don't let it go to your head, you magnificent bastard.
>>19121313Re-bury ourselves. It hasn't been quite an hour yet, and we need to do this squeaky-clean so that we can get Mike back properly.
>>19121313Bask in the glory of victory for a moment. Then go see what, I dunno, Hina is up to. We haven't had much, if any, one-on-one time with her today.
>>19121313Get back in our hole. Tell Mike not to be surprised if his shampoo gets replaced by Nair.
>>19121313Yes. Oh yes. We have her now.
>>19121313I think this is the first time we've gone out with a girl BEFORE she was our girlfriend.Anyways, [x] Investigate Paper.
>>19121313>bakaShe's gone full tsundere!
>>19121354This. We must attend to Hina.
>>19121379I think you mean [x] LOOT paper.
>>19121354Yes find Hina.
>>19121313Mentilate to Mike. 'Now you've done it. I wonder, is it possible to sleep with one eye open? I suggest trying it from now on.'
>>19121313Quickly check the time, see if that hour is up.If so, go and find Hina to spend some time with her.
>>19121313Grab the physic paper. Make sure to keep it so as to somehow get back at Mike with it.
>>19121379Technically Erica, maybe Ursula.That reminds me, we need a cute nickname for Ursula. That name keeps reminding me of that squid-woman in the Little Mermaid.How about we call her Ushie?
>>19121313Hahaha, another victory for us!This is for trying to rape us, Mio! Feel the embarrassment!
>>19121346Landmine and hayate cake in the sand?
>>19121422>loot paper>head to Logistics>show them an order for 60 crates of bananas to be delivered to Mike's office
>>19121510Far too obvious. We need to make this at least somewhat classy.Lets shave him.
Anybody with photoshop skills wanna put Hayate's head on this? (over the boy's, fags.)
>>19121527Oh, sure, that would be a great->over the boy's, fagsNever mind, then.
>>19121525I prefer covering him in pink fur dye while he's asleep.
>>19121510We need to be more subtle, keep him waiting for an attack that comes the moment he leaves his guard down. Our revenge will be complete, his shampoo will be Nair, his tobacco farm will be replaced by a banana farm, his pimp cane will be modified into an old man's walking stick. He will pay.
>>19121553Get the "bald monkey" potion from Ryuu. Slip some in his alcohol.
>>19121608You do some damn fine work, sir.
>>19121608...Well, I suppose it's about as much as I can expect.
>>19121553No, we got to keep it up for weeks, keep him constantly looking over his shoulder, paranoid as to when and what form our revenge takes.And we do nothing.Keep him stewing in paranoia for an attack that will never come.
>>19121608This Hayate-head might fight the scene better.But I have no skill, so its up to you guys.
>>19121696If we do this, we should gaslight him.Change things around in his room, make the lights dim on his way to the class, leave ominous warnings around in places he'll find.
>see paper>reburyYou check the sign fallen behind you.On the piece of paper tacked onto the front, it reads, -15 more minutes.-Taking it off the sign, and putting it aside for late, you quickly rebury yourself.Now you wait and see if someone else will be coming.**ROLLEM*
rolled 72 = 72>>19121723Let's see who comes now.
rolled 98 = 98>>19121723
rolled 100 = 100>>19121723
rolled 94 = 94>>19121723KEIMA!He is coming by to Tsun more
rolled 93 = 93>>19121723diice ist nice
rolled 3 = 3>>19121723I get the feeling things are about to get even more dicey.
>>19121731>>19121734>>19121735>>19121736Can we save some of these for later?
>>19121730>>19121731>>19121734>>19121735>>19121736Holy SHIT those rolls.>>19121738And then there's THIS GUY. The dice gods do not like your puns.
>>19121730>>19121731>>19121734>>19121735>>19121736WHERE WERE YOU ROLLS EARLIER?!>diceroller's fw
>>19121752Dice gods desire offerings of shitty photoshops. Clearly we must make more.
>>19121738I don't think the dice liked your pun.
Boy, if a 35 got us a date with Mio, what would that 100 have done? >appearing out of the salty ocean spray, the rest of the girls assemble as Mio hauls you out of the pit. Heedless of the others watching, they take turns ravaging you, and sharing drinks after. >except Keima: Even though he'd entered goddess mode for the event, he slipped and got sand in his vagina.
>>19121797LG wasn't actually asking for rolls, so it wouldn't have mattered if we rolled a 100, 1, or a billion/100.
>>19121734Saber walks up to you again, comeing back like she said she would earlier.Wordlessly, she sits down on the sand next to your head and begins to pet and play with your hair again.This continued till the hour was up.You pop out, take the small knight's hand, and begin looking for Hina.---------------------------------You found her by the stage, watching the performance of a bunch of heavily armored men while they sang a cheesy pop love song."Hey Hina. Hi." you tell her."Hi there. You and the Major have fun?" she asksWAT SAY?
>>19121821"Yeah I guess. Got to get the date set. Should be fun."
>>19121821Confusion, then awkwardness, then I got shit together and managed to get her nice and flustered.I must admit once again, however, that she is a remarkably good kisser.
>>19121821"I managed to turn the tables."Then grin and look smug.
>>19121821"You saw that? And you didn't help?" Sigh. "Well, at least she didn't kill me or rape me. I managed to turn the tables, too."
>>19121821Yep, and even more fun next week.So, any ideas for payback on Mike?
>>19121821"Mike has initiated a prank war, Hina. I need you now more than ever."
>>19121821"Some enjoyable stuff may have happened, yes. Mike's going to get it, though."
>>19121821"Started bad, ended well. Also, I need to get back at Mike for this. She looked like she was going to cry when she found out I was not, in fact, asking her to marry me."
>>19121848Closer, but totally the wrong face. It looks like the show paused, and he's about to deliver a witty one-liner across the 4th wall before getting back to it.
>>19121821"You saw that?"At least I was able to turn the tables on her a bit, though I ended up agreeing to a date with her next week."
>>19121909>She looked like she was going to cry when she found out I was not, in fact, asking her to marry meOf course THAT would be why he's mad at Mike. Because Mike almost made a girl cry. Hayate is the whitest and knightest.
>>19121892God damn it! Almost choked on my coffee laughing!
>>19121848>>19121892Mix the pictures together!
>>19121949Then stop eating such solid coffee! If you include, you know, water in your coffee, you can almost drown instead.
>>19121954Maybe after more beer i will continue.
"I managed to turn the tables."you say with a smug grin."Oho? And just how did you do that?""I treated her like a lady and acted like the man I am.""So you basically put a move on her?""Well.. not exactly...""Ah. what the hell. Just keep her from jumping your bones. Let's go for a swim." she says as she pulls you and saber to the sea.
>>19122021What can we do but follow our lady to the sea?
>>19122049Nothing. There was no "what do".
>>19121527Well I made a hunchback.
>>19122021Quickly when were out far enough we must grab her from behind.
>>19122177Oh Fritz, you so crazy.
>>19122148Yes, a bit of groping is called for. We haven't done too much fooling around with Hina.
>>19122021>Ah. what the hell. Just keep her from jumping your bones. Let's go for a swim.Hina is so deliciously flippant. It's wonderful.
>>19122177notice the tsun barrier on the cheek.
You know, at this point I'm wondering if we shouldn't just call together a meeting of the girlfriend council and vote Mio in, then enlist all of them in trolling the shit out of her while she attempts to win this little contest. And then at the end when either she cracks and ask to be let in or we make her think that she's finally won, we all hit her with the truth.And then we get delicious, delicious, sexy punishment.
>>19122148Threesome with Hina and Saber.I like how you think.
>>19122224I support this course of action
>>19122224We can do that tonight after the party.If it means trolling Mio, I'm sure that Erica would be all in.
>>19122224Might be a bit much.After all, this is the first time we've seriously, actively tried to swag a chick. The passive output alone was sufficient to get us 5 girlfriends already; Actively going after her is going to be like a Strategic Nuke.
>>19122235When you put it like that...Also voting for grabbing Hina, but avoid Loli Saber for now.
>>19122224And we tease her with ourselves until she's nearly batshit insane, has a hug-pillow of us and photos plastered all over the walls of her dorm.
>>19122267Mio's already been well and truly swagged, this is just building sexual tension to make the inevitable release all the more satisfying for everyone involved.Though, speaking of strategic nukes, that would be a sizeable release of tension...
>>19122267I can't think of a better weapon to use against a Japanese who is unwilling to surrender. It worked last time.
>>19122286So, tomorrow, then?>>19122300Boo.
>>19122286Delicious delicious yandere Mio...Monday we procure Hayate collectibles, break into her room and redecorate.
>>19122310It was far too good an opportunity to pass up. I have no regrets.
>>19122286>>19122333I support teasing her, but I don't support her going batshit obsessive over us or full yandere.Remember, we want to keep that mind intact, alright?
>>19122300That's horrible. But a little funny. If we could convince the girls to get Mio in, then we could do all sorts of crazy shit. Petty things (having them discuss our late night activities within earshot) to grandiose things (team effort to make date flawless). >out to seeHere's hoping Hina doesn't want to play submarine. Or at least doesn't try to drag nyaber into it.
>>19122353I dunno. If we can get Mio to accept the whole family, and go yandere over the group, then she'd be a perfect guard girl. A vicious, sexy guard girl. Like the ninja warrior who slips into your bed at night after watching the walls all day.
>>19122300Ha-Ha-Ha. They should have just surrendered.
You're back in the water, Hina by your side.Saber remained on the sand since she's wearing a sundress instead of a swimsuit."So...." you say as you float on your back besides her."Sooo..." she mimics."having fun?""Yep." she answers with a smile "great crowd, great food, great music, great day." "I take you saw what happened earlier with Mio?""Yep. And the sign answered every question I had.""Thank you for not killing me." you say as you reach out for her hand."Haha. You're welcome."Minutes pass, the two of you just floating there holding hands like a pair of satisfied otters.The sun has began to set, lights are turned on on-stage.WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19122413Find a nice vantage point to watch the show, set up the loungiest of couches and hang out there with Hina, the Twins, Nanoha and Perrine.
>>19122413sounds like it's prime time for a pack of Gorilla-eating-sharks to attack.
>>19122413Dive dive dive!Then we strike like a shark would.Hina's breasts are ours, and we have neglected them.
>>19122413Grope her a little, then head ashore to watch the concert.
>>19122434sounds like it's prime time for a pack of Gorilla-eating-land-sharks to attack.FTFY
>>19122413>>19122430surf into the crowd. We can control the weather effects in here right? Large waves should be within our power.Also a concentrated beam of sunlight, haloing our glorious arrival as women everyone stare in awe.
>>19122413Oh no! Cramps! Save us Hina!
>>19122439>>19122440going for gropemind.
why can't i post pics on an image board?
>>19122413Go back to shore, and keep Hina warm by holding her close.Maybe lounge around with our ladies.
You let go of her hand and sink like a rock.Worried, Hina dives under after you.You grab her, pulling her in for a long kiss under water.Hands straying where few men dare go.Minutes later, the two of you pop up like corks gasping for air."..." she narrows her eyes as she looks at you with a furious blush."Wanna go again?" Without waiting for her answer, you pull her beneath the waves once more.--------------------------------Back on shore, an arm around the shaken Hina.With darkness quickly falling, you ask Kraus to materialize some torches all along the beach to light the party.The sight of the hundreds of torches under the palm trees gives you another idea.You need to find Piccollo to pull it off.**Roll to find Piccollo**>can't post pics.>WAT
rolled 98 = 98>>19122487What do you have in mind, LG?
rolled 9 = 9>>19122487I can't post pics either. Fucking code updates.
>>19122477Moot hates your images?The fuck, neither can I. I'm blaming 4chan X.
>>19122488Was gonna roll, then I saw this.Good job, sir.
>>19122487This pleases Slaanesh.Damn and I had the perfect picture for this.
rolled 24 = 24>>19122487>no picturesLemme test that.
rolled 42 = 42>>19122527Stay jelly.
>>19122491>I'm blaming 4chan X.But LG doesn't use 4 chan X, so that can't be the problem.
>>19122556Beside the point!
Well, since I can't actually post it here, fuck it. Twitter it is:https://p.twimg.com/As_t6-nCMAAZ7oQ.jpg
>>19122594Better than dat hunchback 'o mine.
rolled 87 = 87I had a thought, we've met a god. Do we worship him? Is that the appropriate response? Do we get bonuses?
You found him easily enough, hanging out near the food tables."Hey there. Enjoying yourself?" you ask"Yeah. Decent grub." he answers"Thanks. Anyway, I had an idea just now, maybe you can help me with it?""Sure what is it?""A luau. All the torches along the beach inspired me. I was wondering if you could do grass-skirts, and Hawaiian shirts everyone?""Easy enough." With two hands on his forehead, he charges a large beam."CLOOOOOOOOOOTHES BEAAAAAAAAAM!"He fires the massive blue light at you and sweeps the crowd.In an instant, you find a white hawaiian shirt on you, and a coconut-bra and grassskirt on Hina.Eveyone else is also similarly outfitted instantaneously."Thanks man." you tell him as you now face the tables of food."Okay Kraus." you tell your partner, "Give me a Hawaiian feast.""HOW MUCH FUCKING SPAM DO YOU NEED" he asks"Just a little."The food on the tables disappears and is replaced with a feast, the centerpiece of which was a large roast pig with a small pineapple in it's mouth."Great work man." you compliment Kraus."PSSH! FUCKIN CHILD'S PLAY." he answers haughtily."Oh I almost forgot, how about some leis for our guests?""YOU GOT IT SAND TURD."And he materializes boxes of garlands.You call your familiars to you so they can help handing them out.Taking a dozen each, you and Hina go your seperate ways to lei some folks.WHO DO YOU GO TO FIRST?>coconuts sudeducYes captcha that was the pic i wanted to post
>>19122611Emps don't work that way, man. Unless you're talking about Slaanesh, in which case>nope.jpg
>>19122615Start with Keima
>>19122615No one special, first. Fly up on a saucer and start tossing them out at random.
>>19122615>Finally lei Perrine>Twins>Mio>Nyaaber>Anyone else I can think of
>>19122615Go to our ladies first: Erica, Ursula, Nanoha, Perrine.
>>19122615Keima, then Mio
>>19122636Actually, yeah, them first.
>>19122615Shirley and the Sugar Fiends.
>>19122615>and a coconut-bra and grassskirt on Hina.Oh Yes.
You look for the girls.Finding the twins playing with the sugar goblins in the sand.The castle they've constructed is about as tall as you are, and large enough to park the tank in."Hi girls. Who wants to get leid?"Ursula quickly covers Illya's ears.Erica does the same with Sakura.Luchinni, with no-one to cover her ears, replies."I DO!" Erica instantly sits on her."Hayate... As much as we'd like to, there are children present." Ursula says as she looks at you."Yeah! Can't you wait till later?!" Erica adds."No.. I mean who want's to get a lei from me.""Children!""Hayate...""I DO!""I mean... Who wants a garland of flowers?" you finally explain.The three little girls are released.Erica and Ursula walk over to you."You should have said so in the first place." Erica says as she waits for you to place the garland around her neck.-----------------------------After putting leis on all five of them, they volunteer to help handing them out, and so you point out where the box was.As they walked away, Erica turns back towards you, a grin on her face."Don't let anyone get you. You'll get laid later."WHO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?>7 leis remaining
>>19122719Now is Keima & Mio. Then Saber
>>19122729Wait, shit, no, Perrine before them.
>>19122719Keima, Nanoha and Mio for sure.Say this to each of them:"I can't take it anymore, I need to lei you. I need to lei you right now."
>>19122719Shirleygotta keep those innuendos flowin
>>19122719Keima, Mio, Perrine."I'm going to lei each of you, right here on this beach, right now."
Shirley then KeimaDelicious trolling and innuendo
>>19122719Nanoha and Perrine.Vita is probably with Nanoha, so may as well lei her too.
>>19122719Find Gai and Maggie, lei them both.
>>19122719Primary targets: Nanoha and PerrineSecondary targets: Keima and Mio
>>19122760I'll agree to that.
>>19122719"not happening, party till morning" smirk at her
>>19122760we should make a bigger lei for Perrine's stomach area
>>19122780how about no
>>19122780Her stomach is bigger *because* she got leid.
>>19122780Let's not, and never mention the idea again.At least for a few months in-game, but act like it's a new idea at the time.
>>19122780No, her pregnancy isn't showing yet. Besides, that's just tactless and lacking in class.
>>19122794Then how about at tiny one? Like four of five flowers woven into a circle?
>>19122810Not at all.Its a secret inside our group and to the medical personnel. She'll reveal it when she's ready, and no sooner.
You look for your other two girlfriends, Nanoha and Perrinne.Perrinne you found with sitting with Miyafuji, chatting in low whispers.As you approached, you see Miyafuji panic for some reason.Perrine reaches out to her, and gives her hand a reassuring tap."Didnt I tell you? It's okay. He knows now." She says."Ah yes. I.. I forgot." she answers.Unshaken, you continue until you were right next to them."So girls. Want to get leid?"Perrinne blushes beautifully, the more innocent Miyafuji tilts her head in question."H-hayate!" Perrinne says as she covers her mouth, scandalized."I mean... Want me to put these garlands on you?""Err... sure.""Yes!" they answer.After doing what you came there to do, you walked away to leave the two girls to give them back their privacy.And now you search for Nanoha.
Does leihing count for extra swag points?
>>19122843This is too much fun.
>>19122843We must do this to Keima next
We gotta do this to Shirley. She'll be so happy that she'll start looking for a bush to do it behind, and then we put the flowers on, and it hits her like a ton of bricks. Then the same to Mio, if she's still here.
>>19122865Shirley doesn't want to do us. We're too young for her, apparently.
>>19122843Keima after Nanoha, LG.
>>19122874She wanted some sausage from us earlier.
>>19122874You are thinking of Lynette's sister who isn't around.Shirley is in league with Mio.
>>19122850Keima, I have come to lei youWhat? Here? No this is too soonWhat? It's the perfect timeRight here in front of everyone, are you mad?Uh what are you talking about?What are YOU talking about?Me gusta
Hey, sorry for posting this here, but 4chan won't let me make a new thread for some reason and I know that most of my players also follow your quest. I'll try and make this brief.I had to cancel AC Quest today because of insane shit happening to me, which I will explain in a future thread because most of you guys like to laugh at my suffering. I don't want to tell the story here, since I feel that this one post is intruding more than enough.Sorry for bringing this up here, but like I said 4chan's fucking with me and I felt the need to let my players, most of whom are also your players, know that I didn't die in a ditch somewhere since I'm normally both consistent and reliable about these things.So I once again apologize for interrupting LG's insane fun time, and you may now return to the thread in progress.
>>19122865Shirley would probably be the one to put it together immediately. She's still try to drag us into the bushes, though.Also, I don't think they make coconuts big enough for her.
>>19122913cheers.>>19122843i like where this is going.
>>19122913Thanks for letting us know man.
>>19122913No worries, man. It's not just you that's getting fucked with, though.
>>19122913Stick around and have some impulsive fun in this thread if you can. And good luck with whatever insane shit is going on.
You easily find Nanoha in the crowd in front of the stage.She's on Kharn's shoulder and enjoying the show, as cheesy as it was."Hey Kharne." you tap the mountain of a man, the huge blood-red Hawaiian shirt on him swaying as he sang along to the ones on stage. "Can you put down Nanoha for a bit?""-wish for you on a fallin sta-" you finally catch his attention "Oh hey Hayate. Sure."With Nanoha now at ground level, you put the lei on her and she gives you a quick kiss and a smile. You also hand her one to put on Kharn, as she got back up on his shoulders.Unfortunately, due to his helmet, the lei only wound up being hung on one of his horns.With a quick wave and a smile. you left Kharn and Nanoha to enjoy the rest of the concert.WHO NAO?>remaining leis 5
>>19122963Mio, and possibly Shirley.
>>19122963Keima, damnit. Then Mio.
>>19122963Mio, then Keima, then Shirley.
>>19122963Keima, Mio, Shirley, dunno who else.
>>19122963Miki, can't forget her."Ha-nii" was just too good.
>>19122963Mio, Shirley, Keima.
>>19122963Keima, Mio, Shirley, Ayumu and the Ararararagi sibling we didn't play volleyball with
>>19122963KEIMA! LULZ FOR THE LULZ GOD!
>>19122941>>19122938>>19122933Thanks for the sympathy and understanding, and while it is tempting to stick around I have a bitch of a migraine coming on and I have to get an early start tomorrow.Plus my whole stick was writing fun little bits to keep people entertained between posts, and trolling everyone as Negayate.I am too tired to properly be creative, and the people saying to 'lei Keima' are already filling the 'complete bastard' quota.
>>19122993We need more if we are to give Miki oneCan't leave out the twins and Io
This is how we hit Keima, small surgical strikes. Minor misunderstandings.
Fuck yes finally got my ceiling fan going to fight the heat, over a 100 and muggy during the day and 70 and muggy at night. And on thet note i will be turning in, night gents.
>Keima.You look for Keima. The "brains" of your team.You found him on the beach half buried under a large sand sculpture of a ship Elsie and Haqua were building on him.He lay there motionless playing on his PSP.You walk up to him and the girls."Hi there. Who wants to get leid?"YOu see his eyebrow go up in the dim light of his handheld, Elsi and Haqua look up from their work."ooooh Flowers! I want one!" Elsi says as she runs up to you dragging Haqua.You put the garlands on the two devices, Haqua thanking you bluntly as you did, and walked up to the still motionless Keima on the sand."Hey there, nice ship." you say as you get a closer look at the large ship the two have been building.It had the lines of a classic ocean liner, with four funnels sticking out of the top.It looks familiar, but you just can't remember why."the girls built it." he answers "i only provided building material.""yourself?""Yes. Myself.""So want me to lei you?"Again his eyebrow is raised."I'ts not like I can fight back, can I?" he answers."Yeah. But forcing you just feels so wrong.""...""Besides. If I'm doing this, I want the both of us to enjoy it, not just me.""..." he stares up at you.Haqua and Elsie stare at the two of you.Keima coughs, alerting the two, sending them back to work."So... Do you want it?" you ask again."...okay. You've been doing it to everyone else anyway, might as well join in." he answers.After putting it on him, you smile."See, that wasn't so bad wasn't it?"y-yeah..." he says as he hides his face behind the PSP, effectively ending the conversation.WHO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?>remaining 3pcs
>>19123125Mio, then Shirley.
>>19123125Shirley, Mio, Yuki
*2 pcs i meant
>>19123125Mio and Shirley. And the last one for Sakura.
>>19123125>>19123147Shirley for laughs.And Mio for last.
>>19123125Mio, then Miki, then... ?
>>19123125Mio and Shirley.Though I hope that Sakura, Lucchini, and Ilya weren't left out.
>>19123167>After putting leis on all five of them
>>19123125give both to shirley, one for each armament.
>>19123125Mio and Shirley.
With all these calls to lei Shirley, I hope that we don't accidentally end up swagging her too.
Shouldn't it be Mio (who we're actually serious about now), then either Saber or Miki?Don't get me wrong, offering to lei Shirley sounds fun and all, but we've only got two more to hand out. Is a quick laugh really that high on our priority list?
>>19123125How about Mio, and then Yuki.
>>19123203>Is a quick laugh really that high on our priority list?you must be new here.one for mio and one for shirley.
>>19123203Yeah. It is. Mio brought Shirley into this as support for her scheme. If we attack her, then Mio won't have reinforcements!Mio and Shirley!
>>19123203saber has one I thoughtAnyway we are doing it because we are just out for a quick laugh with it, we aren't actually trying to swag someone with this and her reaction would be the most amusingWe could always give it to Yuki instead of Shirley though
Mio, Yuki and i can't decide on the last one, thinking saber.
Mio, Shirley, and Yuki.Why three? FUCK not having enough, we made them, we can make more!
>>19123229Nope. It's been the Hartmann twins, the three sugar fiends, Nanoha and Perrine, Kharne, Miyafooji, then Keima, Elsie, and Haqua.We have two left.
You look for Shirley wondering how big the coconuts she should be wearing were.She was near the food tables getting herself a snack."hey Shirley. Want to get leid?" you ask"Haha. Very funny pun." she says flatly. "Yes. I would want that lei in your hand."She moves the plate she was holding aside, waiting for you to put it on her.Goddamn those are some big coconuts.You find yourself staring."Hey..." she calls outStill you stared at those lovely coconuts."Hey! Butler boy. Lei me." she says again.Those coconuts could feed an entire village for a week or two."Hey! stop staring, get with the laying!" she waves her hand infront of your eyes."err.. yes. Sorry about that..." you say as you comply.She grabs your arm and pulls you along."Now that you got me leid, it's my turn to get you laid."She heads with you towards a clump of palms.[ ]escape*[ ]call for help**add a roll
rolled 38 = 38>>19123255Call for help.
rolled 73 = 73>>19123255[x]escape"Terribly sorry, Miss Yeager, but perhaps some other time."
rolled 9 = 9>>19123255[^]escapeNope.
rolled 62 = 62>>19123255CRAZY IVAN! (read: escape)
rolled 87 = 87>>19123255[x] escape"MIOOOO"
rolled 33 = 33>>19123255escape with flash-mob conga line.
rolled 23 = 23>>19123275rollan again
rolled 41 = 41>>19123255"Sorry, Shirley, but you'll need to try harder if you want to catch THIS rabbit."
rolled 47 = 47>>19123281last time
rolled 1 = 1"This is not a rabbit you can catch so easily."
>>19123275>>19123281>>19123296Looks like the dice don't like you.>>19123300And YOU! I don't like you either.
>>19123300OH BOY HERE WE GO.Couldn't be happy with this>>19123272Ah well.
rolled 15 = 15>>19123300Rolling to NOT GET RAPED by the softness.
>>19123300Apparently, we ARE a rabbit that is quite easily captured.Probably stumbling into traps and sitting around looking blankly as hunters approach.>>19123309And you're not helping at all.
>>19123300>first post after a week of ban>nat1>mfw>can't post mfw because upload failed error>okay.jpg
rolled 62 = 62Ah, hell. Rolling for armed IJN interdiction.
"Sorry, Shirley, but you'll need to try harder if you want to catch THIS rabbit." you say as you Teleport blindly.And with the girls spread out thought the beach, and you not getting a fix on any of them before jumping out of Shirleys grip, you land randomly on someone.Someone small.Someone wearing glasses.--------------------------There you were, sprawled on the sand on top of Yuki.She stares up at you in surprise, a blush forming on her cheeks.You try and push yourself up, but something soft under your hand stops you."Kya!" Yuki says as she turns her face away and blushes harder.Why did she do that? It must be because of your hand that is now groping her small, cute chest.you hear a cough from above you and look up.A very irritated looking Kyon is staring down at the two of you."I'd appreciate it if you'd explain yourself, Ayasaki." he says in a low dangerous voice.
>>19123326"Just escaping from being raped. Blind jump is all. Got go."Then we run and run fast.
>>19123326This honestly isn't what it looks like.. As hard as that may be to believe where I am involved
rolled 34 = 34SOFTNESS SPOTTED OFF PORT BOW, RANGE 150 AND CLOSING!FIRE EVERYTHING!
>>19123326"A hasty teleport to avoid getting raped. I am very sorry, Yuki." Quickly but carefully get up, offering her a hand up.We are the unfazed butler, damnit.
>>19123326Get up, help Yuki up."I'm terribly sorry, Mister Kyon, Yuki. One of my teleports mishapped and I ended up here."
rolled 54 = 54>>19123332This, but before we run, add "Have a lei."
>>19123326"My apologies, though I believe it will not be enough. Shirley nearly... ate me, and I couldn't get a fix on anyone to jump to. I will be alright with any punishment m'lady wishes for, however I believe miss Shirley is still attempting to hunt me down, so I wish you good evening," and run.
>>19123345This, with a lei.
jesus, we are dropping spaghetti all over the place tonight.
>>19123326"i was facing an unfavorable situation and since i could not pin point any of my girls i took a gamble and teleported blindly... it did not turn out as well as i had hoped."
>>19123343>>19123347No no no. We keep the pressure up on Mio. The last lei goes to her.
>>19123343But that leaves no lei for Mio. You know, the one that wants to marry us. We gave our would-be rapist a lei, though. I don't get you. /tg/. I don't get you at all.The only lei-giving in this situation would have to be to Kyon, as a diversion to make good our escape.
>>19123348That's what happens when you roll nat1's. Spaghetti falling out of our pockets and not being able to do whatever bits of trolling we wanted to do.
>>19123350>implying Yuki is not good
>>19123347No, because then we wouldn't have one left for Mio.
"Blind jump on a teleport, landed awkwardly."Stand up. "It really isn't what it looks like. I seem to be a magnet for these situations."Then help Yuki up. "I'm really sorry about that, I didn't really mean to harm either of our dignity." Glace over shoulder, spot Shirley. "And on that note I think I should continue to run from the attempted rape. Though I would like to make this up to you later if you'd allow me."
>>19123354Some times, sacrifices must be made.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Dead in the waterNew thread at 2200 4chan time
>>19123375Seeya, LG.>Dead in the waterAnd that pretty much sums up where we are now, thanks to that nat1.
>>19123354In case you missed it, it's YUKI we landed on.Not one of the girls, or an unswagged one, or Keima, or the Director, YUKI.
>>19123386>In case you missed it, it's YUKI we landed onYeah, I know. I was here when it happened. I just prioritize giving a lei to Mio, what with our ongoing campaign in that theater and all. I also liked the image of immediately using lei pun shenanigans on Kyon to distract him long enough to escape. Maybe not well enough to use the last lei, though.
ooh i still have 10 minutes or so to go before I clock out.Any questions you want answered?
>>19123430and suddenly i can't think of anything i'd want to ask.How long until we finish the A-tan arc?
>>19123440waiting for you to trigger her arrival at the bureau.that will start the main part of her arc.the long route for her is connected deeply to the bbeg route
>>19123448BEGIN THE PANIC.
>>19123448Wait, does that mean that there exists a long route and a short route?And if the long route is connected to the BBEG route, what about the short route?
>>19123448is the trigger something we'll come across in training or do we have to find it?
>>19123456when i talk about the long routes, im talking about the general direction of your interactions with her.the short routes are scenarios basically.>>19123458you find it.
>>19123466Will we get more Meta interaction simulations, such as a joint raid on a Meta freeport alongside a TSAB Dimensional Navy squadron, or a police action against an incursion by the Combine, with assistance from a Transpace Guard Sector Taskforce?Or maybe a jurisdiction dispute between the Bureau and a TG death squad?
>>19123466if a-tan is linked to the BBEG, and if i remember correctly you said that we wouldn't get the Cassiopeia proper fixed until some sort of resolution with her,we won't be getting mastery of our time powers until we're close to being done with the quest as a whole.
>>19123466ButHow? We haven't got a single lead on anything to do with A-tan, and even if we did, with all the Harem Management 101 we've got going on we've always got something coming up that we need to deal with.I mean, right now we have Mio wants to marry usNaru needs a body that can sustain herWe need to find a loophole in the Bureau/Witch relations to drop Perrine throughHalf the bloody Idolmaster girls want into our pantsAnd Yuki is freaking adorableAnd that's just the most immediate stuff!
Depending on when they get the image issue fixed, this could turn out pretty funny.Without the ability to post pics, new threads can't be made. Without new threads, old threads can't 404. That means that even quests that got autosaged, like Meta Quest, will stick around until the issue gets fixed.
>>19123125Call me a slowpoke... But is the ship they built on Keima the Titanic?Is it a show of how we ran over him with our swag?
I'm wondering if Laura Bodewig will be joining the swagpile....
>>19123961She's ichika's.And we already have an eyepatch wearing girl calling us Wife.
>>19123931>But is the ship they built on Keima the Titanic?It is clearly the Swagtanic
>>19123493Shenanigans is how we'll find it. If some theories are correct, based on events from the manga, Athena's regressed herself to a younger form, locking away her memories and powers in the process of jumping dimensions, and will be around soon™. Just as a little girl that we may have to take care of.>>19123721Odd thing is, the error isn't effecting everyone.
>>19124659>the error isn't effecting everyone.It seems to come and go.
>>19124728Oh, maybe they finally fixed it?
>>19124735Since we're in autosage anyway, let's see if the image uploading will continue to work.>pic is the man that Kris goes to when he needs an extra pair of hands
>>19124756I should organize my crossover pics better.
Can you imagine the food budget for the agency that has this group on their payroll?
Let's see...Madoka in Advanced Classes with one of her Kamen classmates.
Haven't seen this one in a while.
I'm still hoping for these two to make an appearance, either as advanced instructors, or as Sousuke's handler.
Anyone else able to post pictures now?
>>19124806I do think Snake is Sauske's handler, from the "finals" fight
>>19124849More likely than not. Though it would have been nice to have seen him during the training in the mountains. Also, pic is of a Meta criminal group.
>>19124837I'm just on my phone, so dunno. Likely that the next non-phone I get to wont be my personal box, so wouldn't be a valid test.
>>19124876Can anyone else test to see if they can upload pictures?
>>19124806If Ezio is going to show up as a teacher, it should at least be the version of him that actually teaches.
now im wondering something. 1) why was yuki not coconuted? shouldnt she be in a coconut bikini and grass skirt like all the other girls?2) why cant we just get Kraus to materialize us another lei?
>>191256071) because then it wouldn't be the same. Maybe she was conveniently behind a Clothes Beam-proof tree.2) I… don't know. Because then we wouldn't be limited in number as much.
>>19125607Were Hayate, our hand somehow slipped under the coconut, does this surprise you?
>>191256072) It wouldn't be the same.Which brings us to the very important question.Mio or Yuki?
>>19125857We just disgraced Yuki, plus her reaction to the pun will be cuter. I'd say her.
>>19125857We've just given Yuki one heck of an accidental groping, I think we owe her a lei, now.
>>19125857Mio. And Kyon is RIGHT THERE.
>>19125919So? He'll see were legitimately sorry.
>>19125980Thought getting Yuki leid in front of her big brother/father figure may not be the best idea.
>>19125919So you're saying we should lei Kyon?
>>19126027No that's a terrible idea, we can't cheat on Keima!
Well, I guess Mio is all tapped out for tonight. Lei-ing Yuki would be appropriate. Kyon can watch.
We should begin assisting with the formation of Ayamu's harem.
>>19126115Maybe we could sick Shirley on him? Someone that aggressive would certainly draw sympathy from others, and she might even drag more people into it.
>>19126142Are you sure it is wise to sic the Titty Monster on an innocent?
>>19126166No.But as our apprentice, it's his duty to learn the same way we did. Trial by softness.
>>19126184I suppose I can't really argue with that