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    39 KB STRIKE WITCHES: FURBALL planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)19:16 No.18952617  
    You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing, and you're about to dive head-first into a fustercluck of epic proportions.

    >Work ran a little late. We'll start in 15 minutes or so, just lemme get cleaned up and my head un-fucked.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)19:17 No.18952629
    beep bloop
    >> ┼┐ool 05/02/12(Wed)19:17 No.18952634
    In b4 panzer
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:17 No.18952641
    we must pick the fattest target and bomb it!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:17 No.18952642
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)19:17 No.18952646
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    My body is ready.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:18 No.18952648
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    In at the start! Huzzah!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:18 No.18952660
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    We were waiting for you on IRC Planefag

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:19 No.18952662
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:19 No.18952664
    Save tonk witches, then service them.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 05/02/12(Wed)19:19 No.18952675
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    In after Panzer
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:19 No.18952679
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    Airstrikes, you say?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:20 No.18952691
    Fucking dykes
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)19:20 No.18952695
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    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)19:20 No.18952696
    rolled 22 = 22

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)19:22 No.18952719
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    I must prepare my body.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:23 No.18952736
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    Time for patton-girls?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:24 No.18952749
    Need more POWER
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)19:25 No.18952756
    Eeeeasy, champs, the thread's not going anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:25 No.18952760
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    Fifteen minutes or so? Sounds like a good time for STORYTIME. This time with page numbers.

    Oh boy been looking forward to doing this again. Got my iTunes up and running, got my image folder ready, let's do this.

    How I was the Deviljho.

    I'll explain things after the story since I know not all of you are familiar with Monster Hunter.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:27 No.18952778
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    Getting things started off with Naval Warfare. Awesome track, but that mission was a load of crap on Ace.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:27 No.18952784
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:28 No.18952792
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    No, seriously. On Ace difficulty you would get shot by invisible bullets to the point where you just explode. Huge friggin' range on those things. And the only planes you get to choose from are attacker craft, so they're all slow and unable to really get out of range.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:29 No.18952813
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    Ooh, Spirit of Motherwill. There was a fun fight.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:30 No.18952817
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    >you now see captain america fighting the aliens along side some tank witches
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:30 No.18952824
    Just cut it out. We aren't interested.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)19:31 No.18952830
    The fuck is this, and why do you think we care?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:31 No.18952840
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    Sure would've been nice if the Arms Forts weren't all pushovers, though.
    >possible malicious code
    Well screw you too, 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:32 No.18952854
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    so red skull and hydra is working with the aliens?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:32 No.18952856
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:32 No.18952857
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    The end.
    Now then, shouldn't be too much longer.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)19:33 No.18952872
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    You jerk the yoke back into your belly and the laden P-61 peels off the deck like a bird, sticking her nose airborne towards the thin cloud deck above. Climbing several thousand feet in twenty seconds or so, you flip the Widow on her back. Hanging in the straps, you look down through your canopy top at the black specks of advancing Martian armor.

    >Hit the entrenched martian forces at the treeline?
    >Nail the armor that's advancing despite the platoon of tanks trying to light 'em up?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)19:34 No.18952881
    is killing everything an option?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)19:34 No.18952882
    >Hit the entrenched martian forces at the treeline?
    Save the infantry, ease up the pressure
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:34 No.18952884
    Hit the entrenched forces, they're the ones that'll give the most trouble.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:34 No.18952887
    >Nail the armor that's advancing despite the platoon of tanks trying to light 'em up?

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:34 No.18952892
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)19:34 No.18952893
    >Nail the armor that's advancing despite the platoon of tanks trying to light 'em up
    >Hit the entrenched martian forces at the treeline
    Prioritize heavier and advancing units first.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:34 No.18952897

    Find something that looks like a command post, an artillery emplacement or a supply dump, then blow it to hell.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)19:35 No.18952901
    >Hit the entrenched martian forces at the treeline
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    Hit the entrenched martian forces
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:35 No.18952910
    Man, I have perfect timing.

    Tanks are good, go hit the treeline.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:35 No.18952911
    Let the tanks light up their targets, Hit the entrenched aliums
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)19:36 No.18952917
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    I should note your payload:

    >2x 500lbs General Purpose bombs
    >10x HVAR (High-Velocity-Armorpiercing-Rocket)

    The rockets are also good against infantry. The 500 pounders are decent against infantry and shitty vs. tanks, unless you land a perfect hit.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)19:36 No.18952920
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:36 No.18952927


    >> Major Airlift 05/02/12(Wed)19:36 No.18952928
    The Captain America of the SW universe is probably a witch.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:36 No.18952930
    Entrenched Martian Forces.
    Keep an eye out for killydisks.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)19:36 No.18952931
    Awwww. No napalm? Would be perfect for this.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:36 No.18952933

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:37 No.18952940
    I think we can use our guns to strafe the xeno's that are dug in after hitting the armor
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:37 No.18952945
    Hit the entrenched infantry with the 500 lb bombs.

    We'll come around for a run on the tanks with the HVARs.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:38 No.18952949
    Hit the entrenched forces. The panzers can take care of themselves.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:38 No.18952951

    So, bomb the infantry first, then MAYBE rocket the infantry if they aren't dead. If not.... TANKS!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:38 No.18952953
    Can we fly around and shoot the armor with rockets then drop the bombs over the entrenchments? If we hit the infantry second we can strafe with our guns as well.

    No reason to use all our shit at once.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:38 No.18952963
    not a bad idea we could save our rockets that way
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:39 No.18952974
    Then definitely do >>18952897; assuming we fire some rockets into the tanks as we go, it makes the best use of our loadout.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)19:40 No.18952981
    Bombs on infantry. Save ROKITZ for armor.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:40 No.18952983
    That's what you get for taking combat tactics from a talking fox.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:42 No.18953004

    Please, it was a talking RABBIT.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:42 No.18953008
    Guys, we aren't bumping.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)19:43 No.18953019
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:43 No.18953022
    Fucking quest-hating mods.

    Well, it's not like we don't go through multiple threads anyways.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:44 No.18953029
    oh you have got to be fucking kidding me
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:45 No.18953046
    New thread time?

    It's not the mods
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:45 No.18953047
    time to report a mod!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)19:45 No.18953048
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    The Martian armor lurches forward on their stubby legs, apparently unfazed by the tank fire being poured into them. But in the Eastern treeline is the real problem - Martian towed/portable artillery guns and probably plenty of infantry, a base-of-fire that's suppressing human forces arrayed at the low ridge of the country road.

    General Purpose bombs are just big frag grenades; it takes a perfect, direct hit to faze a tank - and you don't even have 2,000 pounders, just small eggs.

    But it'll work *great* on those infantry.

    Target selected, you pull the Widow through her loop and come screaming out of the sky, your nose on the treeline. You begin a tight defensive spiral just as rocket contrails stab up at you, You thumb your cannons briefly to keep their heads down, the bright tracers lancing away on smoking contrails of their own as the heavy projectiles rip past each other, a high-speed gunnery duel.

    You reach the release point - and barrel past it, twisting your heavy Widow around the searching tracers, fighting the rudder to finesse the reflector glass's bullseye dot a little above the center of the Martian line.

    You drop your load.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:45 No.18953052
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)19:45 No.18953054

    It's not like it really matters, it takes hours for the thread to go away anyway even if it's not bumping.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:45 No.18953055
    >You drop your load.

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:46 No.18953066
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:47 No.18953070

    Gonna be a lot of dead martians from that one.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)19:47 No.18953084
    that feel when you have to do this from a land based perspective
    >> Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)19:47 No.18953085
    >Nail the armor that's advancing despite the platoon of tanks trying to light 'em up?

    Kill the armor first, the tanks can clean up the infantry pretty easily at that point. Also the infantry doesn't make pretty explosions when they die like the walkers do.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:48 No.18953091

    Who else do we have with us that can lay down the hurt on the ground?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:50 No.18953113
    Nothing really. We can strafe with our guns, but unless Ian's doing the shooting we're not gonna kill much when they're in trenches.

    The rockets will fuck their armor up good, though.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)19:50 No.18953122
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    Nice, pick related to what we just dropped.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:51 No.18953127
    More like a 500lbs box of FUCK YOU
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)19:51 No.18953130
    Goddamn autocorrect pic not pick
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:51 No.18953141
    Strafe the length of the trench, problem solved.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:52 No.18953144
    No, I meant other planes. Caldwell was around somewhere, I think.

    I know we must get our kills on, but surely the guys down there will appreciate more air support.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:53 No.18953156
    If there are any air targets we may want to save our gun ammo.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:53 No.18953159
    Man SWQ, and were finally doing our life's work: Killing Martians.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)19:58 No.18953213
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    Five minutes later...
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:58 No.18953219
    why is the thread not bumping!?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:59 No.18953222
    mods declared it a shit thread
    >> Major Airlift 05/02/12(Wed)19:59 No.18953227
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:59 No.18953233
    Mods are dicks
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:00 No.18953249
    Hmm if thread isn't bumping than we should keep posting.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:00 No.18953250
    Mods. AND SPIDERS. But mostly mods.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)20:01 No.18953269
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    What is up the mods asses anyway?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:02 No.18953271
    This seems interesting, although I don't know why, for the life of me, am I on /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:02 No.18953277
    Because the mods are Kathyfags and they're displeased with the lack of their waifu.

    Actually it's more likely to be some kind of site glitch, but it's not like this thread is going to 404 any time soon, so it's not worth worrying about.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:03 No.18953292
    because we are best board on 4chan?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)20:04 No.18953296
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    A mule kicks you in the ass as the fighter lurches, a thousand pounds lighter. Diaphragm straining to keep the air tight in your lungs and the blood in your brain, you pull the Widow out of the dive with all your strength. The airframe creaks and moans as you pull damn near six gravities, radar altimeter spinning down frantically. As your vision begins to go black 'round the edges, you finally see the horizon again.

    Oh, and a barn.

    Yanking back a little more you clear the structure with a whisper of lost paint, and push it back down.

    "Secondurrrz?" you query.

    "Can't see shit, cap'n," Sean groans. "Jesus."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:05 No.18953307
    >What is up the mods asses anyway?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:05 No.18953308
    Wait, if we dropped all that weight, wouldn't we shoot UP, not down?

    Or am I just retarded?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:06 No.18953319
    I know that the top brass hates us, but what of the farmers? Do they want us dead? We keep fucking peoples farms up.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)20:07 No.18953326
    Yeah i didn't realize what i did until it was posted, no pun intended just the only spider image i have.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:07 No.18953332
    Yes, that would be the mule kicking you in the ass. It's not automatically going to pull you out of your dive though.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:08 No.18953349
    If it wasn't for us, THEY'D be dead.

    We're a goddamn hero. Remember that freighter we shot down? That was a media icon.

    Girls back home probably do questionable things to themselves while looking at our photograph.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)20:09 No.18953354
    I think the farmers are just glad the alium menace isn't raping their cattle, burning their women, and stealing their houses.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:09 No.18953359

    I know nothing of aerodynamics.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:09 No.18953367
    We're not in a Stuka.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:10 No.18953372
    Or due to our gnominess, all of our actions are classified.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:10 No.18953373
    well, it's not like we can avoid it.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:11 No.18953389
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:11 No.18953391
    Nope. Our Ma chewed us out for landing our plane on a flying ship.

    The Propaganda Dept is milking us for all that we're worth in War Bonds and Enlistment Figures.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:11 No.18953392
    Hellcow suggests that they are still raping their cattle, and possibly snakes.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:13 No.18953413
    Speaking of raping cattle, KOTTERS! How is that Hellcow X P-61 fic going?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:14 No.18953423
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:14 No.18953425
    Hellcow fucking our plane?

    it wont live the night
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:15 No.18953436
    God, what would the children look like?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:15 No.18953442
    I'm only kidding.

    I hope.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:17 No.18953456
    You hoped wrong.
    Cows with wings growing out the side and landing gear feet.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)20:17 No.18953458
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    "Rockets!" Ian shouts, and you jink instinctively, standing on the rudder, pointing the nose a good twenty degrees away from your actual line-of-flight. Pulling the right engine's throttle down a bit, you increase the crabbing angle even more, and the rockets flit past and under you to starboard.

    With the English countryside crawling with enemies, there's no good time or "safe distance" to stop evasives and reverse course, so you just get to it, banking hard and pulling for the field you just nuked. Pushing the nose low, you skim over that barn again.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:18 No.18953462
    Big, mechanical cows with a giant propeller on their nose and foldout wings.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:18 No.18953477
    So the mods are drow?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:21 No.18953503
    We need to watch this. We're starting to risk hitting the ground.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:22 No.18953512
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    An Aluim is going to crash into the barn.
    Calling it now.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:22 No.18953518
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)20:23 No.18953530
    >god fucking dammit
    >just a second
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:24 No.18953539
    >Planefag trying to type while receiving a blowjob
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:24 No.18953544
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:26 No.18953565
    I knew something weird was going on between him and Panzer.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:27 No.18953575
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:29 No.18953603
    SWQ Meet-Up 2012.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:31 No.18953617
    Hi there /a/
    >> Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)20:31 No.18953618

    BounceCon 2012?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:32 No.18953628
    Gnomefest 2012?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:32 No.18953630
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:32 No.18953632
    More like Planning for Strike Witches: Gnome Hope for Man.

    The newest and grittiest adaptation of the hit anime Strike Witches.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)20:33 No.18953639
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    Herpderp cannot into directions, he is west of me, but I'd need a passport, and mine is expiredddddd
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:33 No.18953641
    Hi. Also, what the heck is going on right now?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:33 No.18953642
    >Meet your Quest Runners!
    >Planefag - Muscular, Alpha, Prime Specimen of Humanity
    >Panzer - Neckbeard
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:33 No.18953646
    Panzer is Canadian
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)20:34 No.18953652
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    Shattered hulks of tanks alien and Allied litter the bare field, some still burning. Little pings and pops start sounding from the airframe - small arms - but you press on, picking out your targets. Daring even lower, you come almost on a level with the tanks you're attacking, tearing over the English soil at two-eighty MPH.

    From the still-mobile tanks ahead come thin smoke contrails and the pops and pings of small-arms fire on your fuselage.

    "MINE'S BIGGER!" you scream, and thumb the rocket stud.

    FWHOOOM! Two six-foot long rockets leap off the rails, one dipping low and the other missing high and wide. You grit your teeth and nudge the reticule as you close on the hostile tank.

    Two more rockets spring from the rails from less then a hundred-fifty yards, one of them flashing bright against the turret of a Martian walker-tank just as it vanishes under your nose. A flurry of rattles sound, like a handful of gravel thrown against your nosecone - your own bloody shrapnel.

    You stand on the rudder again as you egress the target area.

    >More low-altitude runs?
    >High-angle attack?
    >Stand-off and assess?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:34 No.18953656
    Shit nigga, you're joining in from 4 months if writing, better go read the archive.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:35 No.18953662
    Standoff and assess.

    is there a martian aerial response?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:35 No.18953667



    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:35 No.18953669
    Stand off!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:35 No.18953671
    He can't be. I've seen sentences from him that don't end with "Eh?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:35 No.18953673
    You're gonna need to see the archives, I presume.


    and then

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:36 No.18953681
    >Stand-off and assess
    Lets see how the front has shifted if at all.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:36 No.18953682
    Time to go read then.

    Stand off and assess.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:36 No.18953684
    >2 links
    Oh, I guess this won't take to long
    >3rd link
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:36 No.18953685
    >Stand-off and assess

    Don't waste ammo, find a place where it can be used to its fullest.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:37 No.18953689
    Aliens got a foot hold in England. Currently, we're providing air support for the tank regiment trying to force them out.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:37 No.18953690
    standoff and assess, also check on Robin
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:37 No.18953692
    >Stand-off and assess

    Are we out of rockets?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:37 No.18953694
    >assess the asses
    Has Robin set anything on fire yet?
    >> Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)20:37 No.18953697
    >Stand-off and assess?

    Figure out where we're needed. Look for hotspots. Try not to be the guy who's just moving around walker wrecks and pieces of dead martians.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:37 No.18953704
    >High-angle attack?

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:38 No.18953710
    Do we see any witches?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:38 No.18953716
    Okay, and I'm assuming that we're on an actual plane, since I hear a P-61 Black Widow here.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)20:39 No.18953722
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    I'm not quite sure where to start with this.

    It's Strike Witches, except instead of Neuroi, you've got Martians, like, War of the World Martians, with heat rays and shit. And it's "our" WWII, no "Liberion" and, also, all the "real" aces co-exist with the Witches, which are typically their sisters, and you've got a rape whistle that doesn't work and -

    ... what the fuck have I been writing?

    Also, good timing, this thread will now pick up to the speed it was intended to have before THE INTERRUPTIONS.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:39 No.18953726
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    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:39 No.18953729
    Put an OUR in front of that and you get what will happen if we try that. The Widow is a FIGHTER not a DIVE BOMBER
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:39 No.18953730
    Yes. Main character is a male pilot on a P-61.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:39 No.18953739

    How was the blowjob?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:40 No.18953743
    Nice. Alright, I'll keep an eye on this while catching up.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:40 No.18953757
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:40 No.18953758
    Won't take too long, there's only an hour's worth of written material.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:41 No.18953759
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    Nailed it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:41 No.18953763
    >an hour's worth of written material
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:41 No.18953766
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    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:42 No.18953772
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    It took me roughly 2 DAYS.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:42 No.18953775
    Pop some popcorn, and dont just read the main posts.

    Waifu-wars are comedy gold.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:42 No.18953777
    20*60=1200 odd paragraphs. If it takes you more than 3 hours to read a small novella, you may be brain damaged.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:42 No.18953784
    Are you the Flash?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:43 No.18953789
    It took me a week or so reading on and off.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:43 No.18953793
    And stick around for two post-quest writefags. They got some good shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:43 No.18953794
    >He only reads only the main posts
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:44 No.18953810
    I sure love the Tripfag circle jerk and fanfiction.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:45 No.18953822
    >He thinks it's all tripfags and writefags
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)20:45 No.18953827
    Took me the better part of two days to read the 50 odd maidquest threads, n we are up to what 60~ planefaggan threads? Also reading only the planefag's posts takes away from the whole story, you need to see people's reactions
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:45 No.18953829
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:46 No.18953838
    Anyone have an updated .zip archive of all the quest posts? I have them up to thread 65.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:46 No.18953840
    Everything but the main posts and drawfag are utter tripe of the sort even /a/ would like to scrub out of their asses.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:47 No.18953861
    Two? There's three and a fapfic now.
    >implying /a/ could come up with FOOOOLISH PILOT
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:47 No.18953864
    Bold, Sweeping, and Uninformed Statements General
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:47 No.18953867
    It'll take you like tens of hours unless you're lightning-fast
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:47 No.18953870
    As an /a/ goer, PF is about the limit of retarded fanfiction I can stand.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:48 No.18953877
    Four. Plus another one soon.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:49 No.18953887
    haha... incest chicken.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:50 No.18953906
    >Retarded fanfiction
    He treats with more respect and realism than the ACTUAL SHOW. That's pretty impressive.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:51 No.18953916

    Stand off and assess maybe? We've got the fuel for it, assuming we aren't leaking after taking that shrapnel. Also, WHERE'S ROBIN? We need to regroup with our wingwitch stat!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:51 No.18953917
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    >Retarded fanfiction
    >> Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)20:51 No.18953918
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)20:52 No.18953932
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    Climbing away from the strike zone, you angle westward to avoid flying over the "front line," as it currently exists, climbing away from the infested English countryside and it's abundance of bored Martians with itchy trigger fingers.

    "Robin, you still with?"

    "Y-yes!" she says, sliding up on your right wing again. "I shot at 'em!"

    "Good for you," you say absently, putting your right wing on the blasted farmhouse as you fly a circumspect circle, observing. "Ian, you got-"

    "Platoon of Grants playing turtle on the road ridgeline, I think," he says, putting his eagle eyes to good use. "Shit, they just lost one. They can't crack those big bastards pushing on - shit, see that dust cloud?"

    You strain your eyes. "Yeah!"

    "No tank on the end of it. Guess what it is!"

    Far below, your sharp eyes catch the wink of magical light. Soon you spot a few other smoke trails, pushing into the field from the left-corner in a flanking attack.

    The Tank Witches have arrived.

    And that's when five 'sleds drop out of the cloud deck and arrow towards the road.

    >Scatter them, then move mud!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:52 No.18953935
    >Thunder and Lightning
    >that one with the boats
    >Subwitches (KOTTERS, WRITE FASTER)
    Did I miss one?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:52 No.18953936
    I don't think you understand why I like this show. Don't get me wrong, I like the Quest, and it's fun, but it's nothing like the series. People coming up with other shit is just obnoxious.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:52 No.18953942
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    Hey so, quick question for those of you who are here. For my curiosity, really.

    How many of you are Ericafags? And I don't mean "Well, I guess she's close to the top..." I'm not interested in you. You suck.

    If Erica is the top of your list, tied with nobody else, then please let me know.

    Pic unrelated. It's just there to make my post easier to notice.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:53 No.18953949
    Mine, and Naval Anon's. We're putting ours in TWQ to prevent overload.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:54 No.18953953

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:54 No.18953959
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:54 No.18953966
    Kill the sleds, ground can take care of ground, let Air take care of the air.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:54 No.18953968

    Kill all the sleds! Its time we increased our score with respectable kills.
    >> Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)20:55 No.18953970



    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:55 No.18953972
    >Scatter them, then move mud!

    The ground pounders need help. We provide.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:55 No.18953973
    >Scatter them, then move mud!

    Our job is to save the boys on the ground. Lets not forget that. But these sons of bastards will play hell with that mission.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:55 No.18953977
    let the ground forces handle the xeno's on the ground lets hunt some sleds
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:55 No.18953979
    Welp, time to kill some sleds
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:55 No.18953981
    Kill the Sleds, the tank witches and tanks can deal with the ground stuff, we just need to keep these fuckers off of them.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:55 No.18953982
    Kill the sleads. They'll take out the Tonkwitches. And we get to one up Pancakeinski to boot.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:55 No.18953983
    Scatter them, then let the ground units pick them off.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:56 No.18953993
    >Double team with Sis
    >Sis earns Ace-in-a-day
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:56 No.18953998

    Kill all the sleds!/Scatter then move mud.

    If we can scatter them and break off their attack safely, then give some more ground attack to those poor, misbegotten grants, then that might be good.

    On the other hand, we are the air unit here, and they need some damn air cover, so KILL ALL THE SLEDS.

    50-50 for me.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:56 No.18954000
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:56 No.18954003
    We're here as snaproll support.
    >Scatter them, then move mud!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:57 No.18954023
    I assume that will put the tank witches deepest into our debt.
    >dislikes the quest because it's not PANTSU and OPPAI all the time
    Okay, yeah, go back to /a/.
    >Naval Anon's
    You mean the one where some guy just vomited words at the screen and expected people to like it?
    Also, I missed yours. What's it about?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:58 No.18954031
    It's their fault we are continuously cockblocked! Kill them all! Gnome Mercy!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:58 No.18954033
    Derp! That's five total. Forgot he posted his stuff.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)20:59 No.18954044
    I'm doing the Marines.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:59 No.18954050
    >Double team with sis
    Hang around after PF finishes, you'll get a niiiice surprise.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:59 No.18954057
    >I like the Quest, and it's fun\
    >I dislike the quest

    And yes, I like looking at ass. I also like a nice story with enjoyable characters, which SWQ does. The Post quest writefagcirclejerk does not.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:00 No.18954060
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:00 No.18954064
    ...You had best mean more incestchicken
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:01 No.18954080
    [x]Kill the sleds

    The tank witches will get chewed up by air attack, and they'll be able to turn the ground battle.

    We gotta make sure they make it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:02 No.18954087
    That had better be you Kotters
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    Yep im going nowhere,
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:03 No.18954095
    is that gendo in hugh heffner's bathrobe?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:03 No.18954098
    fapfic writer here.

    I've been writing on and off since 6:30 and I can't stop.

    This is practically becoming a regular sub-story on its own.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:04 No.18954111
    I wish, it's Hasegawa from Gintama
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)21:04 No.18954115
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    Well, that isnt how you spell Eila. Ballbusting jokes aside, Erica is top tier

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:06 No.18954125
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:06 No.18954132
    I'm pretty sure nobody has her as their favorite.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:08 No.18954158
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)21:08 No.18954159
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    "Robin!" you call. "Pick a target and whack at 'em, we're going to run those fuckers off!" You haul your ship 'round to engage, finessing your prop pitch and mixture controls for maximum power as you dive into the weeds once more.

    The 'sleds enter a shallow dive towards the Grants, flying right along the road-line. The lead ship is just pickling her eggs as you settle your gunsights over the middle guy and give him a few quick squirts of 20mm. The shots go wide, but the last three 'sleds pickle early and enter hard evasives, their payloads going wide. You pick out the lead ship, furthest from his fellows and haul after him. He breaks hard into your attack and you only get a few 20mm shells into his tail before he flashes across your nose.

    You don't try to follow, extending away from the gaggle of 'sleds.


    You grab a little distance and and turn hard to re-engage, glancing sideways to ensure Robin's still on your wing.

    "Robin, tighten up," you say tersely.

    "I thought-" Ian starts.

    "Finish that sentence and I'll kill you and fuck the body," you snarl tightly.

    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)21:09 No.18954174
    She didn't respond. PANIC MODE!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:10 No.18954178
    >Robin, tighten up
    >I thought

    Fucking lol.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:10 No.18954182
    She's gonna need a stern talking to after this
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:12 No.18954198
    Well, that's what I'm here to find out. Honestly, I'll be surprised if I don't find any. I figure there has to be at least somebody.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:12 No.18954200
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    "Ian. Tonight. YOU."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:13 No.18954204
    Mmm. Tia.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)21:13 No.18954213
    The only question now is who do we throw Ian to for that. Wilma, or Perrine?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:14 No.18954217
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:14 No.18954218
    ...we tell Wilma. As soon as we get back to base, we stick our heads outside the cockpit and yell "HEY BISHOP! YOU LOOKING FOR AN 'IAN'?" HE'S RIGHT IN THIS PLANE!"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:14 No.18954224

    My good man, put him in the middle and take bets, its the pilots way.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:14 No.18954225
    So Ian wants Wilma to find him...alright whatever.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:15 No.18954227
    Then inform Wilma of his likely escape route.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:15 No.18954232
    >Wilma or Perrine
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:16 No.18954245
    Other way around. Saving Ian from Wilma will get Perrine points with him.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:16 No.18954251
    No, he's transitioned to shooting at Perrine, so he might not run. It needs to be the other way around.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:17 No.18954259
    If we tell both of them they'll fight and let him escape.

    We tell Wilma first because she'll be aggressive, and when he escapes her we inform Perrine to his location. Double-whammy.

    I don't think they've talked ever since she got an eyeful of his package.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)21:20 No.18954299
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    The 'sleds are scattered, but not gone - and if you try to nail any more tanks they'll just sock in on you and blow your ass off.

    "Robin, again! One pass, HAUL ASS!" you instruct her. Bag'n'drag, they call it - the fine art of fighting outnumbered and outgunned.

    "How'd she kill anything with that fucking bolt-action peashooter?" Ian marvels.

    "Magic," you reply. "Durrrr."

    You come tearing in at the 'sleds again, but this time they've got your number and scramble to pair up and square off with you.

    "Didn't we already do this shit?" Ian complains.

    "What's happening up there?"

    "Squaring off with 'sleds," Ian tells Sean.

    "FUCK, DON'T DO THAT," Sean shouts.

    "CRY MORE," you snarl, and give a 'sled a squirt of 20mm before slamming the rudder hard-right as you throw the Widow into a desperate side-slip.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:22 No.18954326
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:22 No.18954330
    >Magic, durrr
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:22 No.18954336
    heh. Give 'em more 20mm
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:26 No.18954378

    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)21:27 No.18954394
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:28 No.18954397
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    This is about how its gonna go.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:28 No.18954399
    Damn, thread's still not bumping, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:28 No.18954405
    If we hone our inner gnome, do you suppose we can blow up aliums with our minds?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:28 No.18954410
    due to faggot mods yeah
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:28 No.18954412
    Yeah, a mod hates SWQ.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:29 No.18954424

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:30 No.18954433
    Currently on page 9. We'll probably make 400 posts before we 404.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)21:30 No.18954434
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    A veritable "what's-what" of Martian ordinance rips past your port wing - masers, rockets, minirockets, those little corkscrewing bastards and even their seldom-used bullets rip the air. There's a brilliant blue flash in the corner of your right eye.

    "Robin!" you shout.

    "I'm okay!" she says unsteadily. "Shielded great!"

    You snarl in frustration as you heel around for another pass. It'll be all you can do just to keep alive against these fuckers, much less knock any down, but you can keep THEM busy not blowing the hell out of your boys on the ground.

    Hauling your bird around as tight as possible, you reacquire the 'sleds just as a Wildcat drops out of the cloud deck and starts unloading his .50s into the Sled's tail.

    "YO MOMMA WAS A SQUID!" the Marine shouts cheerfully as he blows past the 'sled, his bounce completed.

    "Ground-pounders are running like hell," Sean informs you from the back. "Martians advancing!?"

    >Mop up those 'sleds, KILLS KILLS KILLS, and we don't want to get bounced like that sled just did.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:30 No.18954436
    Nah. The only reason we could pull the trick with the lightbulbs was because the electric system was already a piece of shit to begin with.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)21:30 No.18954441
    Good thing someone archived it already
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:30 No.18954443
    Whelp. He can hate all he wants.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:31 No.18954456

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    Who WOULDN'T brake for this sexy gal?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:31 No.18954459
    Have robin watch our back
    We need to help our boys on the ground
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:32 No.18954461
    Time for Robin and that Marine to earn their keep.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:32 No.18954464
    Welp, time to bring the rain. Rockets.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:32 No.18954465
    Always bet on rockets.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:32 No.18954467
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:32 No.18954468
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:32 No.18954471
    suptg checks every 2 hours.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:32 No.18954473
    We're here to cover the ground-pounders lets do our job.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)21:32 No.18954477
    I bet that was Sweater Puppie Guy. We owe him a beer.
    ROCKETS. Ground troops need support NOW.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:32 No.18954479
    >Who WOULDN'T brake
    My balls.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:33 No.18954483

    Kills man, all about the kills time to get tunnel vision.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)21:33 No.18954484
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:33 No.18954486

    We have to support the ground-pounders, and Robin and Sean can take care of anything that gets on our tail.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:33 No.18954487
    Kills are one thing but saving our comrades is another, let the marines have some fun. Lets rocket the advancing martians.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:33 No.18954490
    15 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:34 No.18954497
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:34 No.18954500
    You can also manually refresh by rerequesting archival.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:34 No.18954505
    She's nice, too bad anon went for sister complex girl and dead boyfriend complex girl first.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:35 No.18954510
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:35 No.18954516
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    >Inb4 KATHY
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:35 No.18954517

    We're not tying the sleds up, they're tying us up.

    Get down there and waste some tanks.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:36 No.18954518
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:36 No.18954526
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    Nonsensical Mods General?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:37 No.18954531
    To be fair SFW lolis generally go to /c/
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:38 No.18954543
    That ban was for bitching about bans. It's a bannable offense.

    If you want to bitch, email the mod.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:39 No.18954548
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    >Meanwhile, Miyafuji
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:39 No.18954551
    This was during the time of the Mod that was banning everything loli. Around the time they banned someone for posting a picture of Accelerator, too, as I recall.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:39 No.18954552
    True, but loli is generally accepted on /a/ yet some mod went on a holy crusade against anything that even looked less than 18 years old.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:40 No.18954556
    Fuck it. Deals with trivial shit like mods later. We got aliums to bounce!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:40 No.18954560
    Hey, let's not antagonize them.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:40 No.18954562

    Erica route would be far too short. She's too chill for any sort of drama. You'd just end up stepping on her iron cross, tripping, and falling face-and-crotch first onto her.

    Hartmann doesn't hesitate to make a kill. Ever.
    >> Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)21:41 No.18954569

    Rockets + Steamers = Dead Steamers. This has been proven.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:41 No.18954578
    >people blaming the mods
    I'm pretty sure it's just a site glitch. If a mod really wanted this gone the thread would be, y'know, deleted. C'mon, /tg/, thinking is supposed to be one of your strong points.
    All right, we got one.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:42 No.18954580
    Anonymous of Jacksonville made a thread stating that anyone who ordered his Accelerator shirt should have their shipments on the way. Mod somehow thought he was supporting Accelspammer.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:42 No.18954588
    mods confirmed that this is why it happened a few months ago, and it ONLY happens to quest threads
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:42 No.18954592
    >I'm pretty sure it's just a site glitch. If a mod really wanted this gone the thread would be, y'know, deleted. C'mon, /tg/, thinking is supposed to be one of your strong points.

    Nah, it's one of the mods. 4chan has an IRC channel, you know.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)21:42 No.18954597
    NEW THREAD >>18954593
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:43 No.18954599
    Just a site glitch that only effects quest threads.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)21:43 No.18954605
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    My opinion exactly.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:43 No.18954607
    It's not. The mods can force-sage a thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:43 No.18954611
    Well, she's a lost cause if you think like that. Don't be such a downer.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:43 No.18954612
    We've stoped going after dead sister girl.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:44 No.18954630
    Gentlemen, several of us on the SWQ channel are discussing this politely on the #4chan support channel right now. Let's not get uncivil. If the problem mod stays problematic, please bring the issue to the attention of a mod on the IRC server. Until then, let's not break Global 8.

    sage for non-contribution
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:45 No.18954645
    Drama isn't good, drama is harem anime shit that wastes time doing more important things (kill aliens, trolling allies, doing the girl herself.)

    You must be from /a/ judging by that attitude.

    I personally prefer Shirely anyways, better match (loves speed, knows how to have a good time, etc)
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:48 No.18954710
    There is more to life than killing aliens. And some of us enjoy have actual characters instead of cardboard cutouts.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:49 No.18954721
    They can, but this is a known random bug. If an OP is made without text just an image then it never happens, so something is triggering it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:51 No.18954762
    I though people interested in character development were in the minority compared to the rest.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:54 No.18954803
    Not really. I'd say it's about 50/50.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:55 No.18954842
    Yeah pretty much. It goes battlefags, Minnafags, and that's about 85% right there. Everyone else is crammed into that tiny little slice.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:00 No.18954902
    You guys get us character development guys confused with the minnafags all the time. Part of being in a relationship with minna would be MC finally maturing. The minnafags are the ones shoved into that small slice.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:06 No.18954995
    Hard to tell and it doesn't help that the trollfags end up screwing things up and creating more drama. If we went after a nice girl like Shirely, we'd avoid most of this.

    But with the way things stands, we're on the Minna express and we have to try our best not to crash it though with how the latest update's votes are going, hopes are slim.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:11 No.18955066
    >we're on the Minna express
    Only because people like you believe that. We can fight this thing, we just have to work at it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:11 No.18955082
    Well, there's still hope for MC. He has to start facing consequenses for his actions for anything to happen, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:14 No.18955128
    that's not how romance in stories work, after a route is locked it, trying to derail it will only end horribly. And it's attitudes like yours that cause shitstorms due to your selfish futile whims.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:15 No.18955138
    You seem to have omitted haremfags.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:17 No.18955187
    Haremfags? As far as I could see there's no attempts at making a harem, though some seem fond of harem anime bullshit.

    I mean maybe early on back when Trude was somewhat normal, but now? 99.9% Minna.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:18 No.18955204
    If were not on the Minna express, which one are we on? The foreveralone express?

    At this pointl it's Minna or noone.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:19 No.18955217
    But it's not as locked as you want to believe it is. There are still options before us, /tg/ just has to be made to see them. It's tricky, but possible.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:22 No.18955258
    Just fess up and admit your waifu. It's cupcake, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:23 No.18955281
    We can take this in any direction we want to, you just have to keep open eyes and an open mind. You can't just give in when something appears to be going one way, you have to fight for it. Don't just give in to the mindless masses, take a stand, don't back down, claw your way towards another future.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:25 No.18955305
    Nope. I'm the one fag going for Amelia Earhart.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:26 No.18955344
    Yes the FREEDOM... to pick who you want, instead of Minna. Your selfishness is wrecking the quest.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:27 No.18955356
    I'm not sure if you're this naive or just fucking stupid, but I'm sure it's one of two.

    There is after all a way that romance works in stories and if there were to be any changing of the tides, the window for such a thing has long since pasted. We're in thread 70 and from what I saw one girl was getting the figurative points for most of them: Minna.

    I don't like the way things play out, but I know well enough when it's time to give up resisting and time to start ensuring things don't go to fucking hell.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:37 No.18955550
    planefag, I require your email for something I'm planning. And advice on some... "building"
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/02/12(Wed)23:30 No.18956391
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    Yay~ my filenames

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