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    46 KB AC-Guy 05/01/12(Tue)23:38 No.18943771  
    >Thread 29.
    >More than four weeks of non-stop AC-Quest.
    >Warning in advance: I'm probably going to take my birthday off if nothing else, otherwise MORE CORES MORE BOOMS.
    >Previous threads here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=AC%20Quest

    YOU ARE ALEX RASTON. About an hour ago, you got up and had breakfast with the team. Currently Mooch is repairing what little damage is on your cores, while you wait for a call from the Arena about your next match.

    [ ] Spend some time relaxing with Elsie.
    [ ] Spend some time 'relaxing' with Elsie.
    [ ] Talk to ____ about _____.

    >List of potential candidates for conversation: Laurie, Dave, Ari, Mooch, Elsie, Josh (sent an e-mail to let you know he got back to town in time to see your last match, thought it was hilarious), Dervish, Steve, Tony, Jesse, Ken, or your Mother.
    >> ClericMan 05/01/12(Tue)23:42 No.18943847
    [ ] Talk to Ken about Increasing the power output on our Laser Rifle .
    >> ClericMan 05/01/12(Tue)23:43 No.18943878
    I remember this being a thing we could do at the cost of shots fired, also fuck yeah first post
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:44 No.18943896
    [x] Talk to Ari about her training

    We've been putting this off honestly. Weren't we suppose to be the drill instructor from hell? Where's our war face?!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:46 No.18943937
    That is good idea
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:47 No.18943950
    Talk to Ari about Training. We can use our arena fights as review material and make sure she's doing well.

    We're supposed to drill instructor her and part of that is watching over her growth. Having her be able to use her AC for our benefit would be a great boon.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:49 No.18943980
    this is good
    >> Asukafag 05/01/12(Tue)23:49 No.18943987
    Good idea is good.
    >> AC-Guy 05/01/12(Tue)23:51 No.18944004
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:51 No.18944015
    [x] Talk to Ari about Training
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:53 No.18944044
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:53 No.18944050
    A compromise?

    Bring Ari with us as we talk to Ken about customization, so that he could explain it in depth and we could let her know that it is important to be constantly fine tuning your AC instead of letting it stagnate.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:53 No.18944051
    >> AC-Guy 05/01/12(Tue)23:54 No.18944062
    >Well, I'll wait for something like a consensus. In the meantime, I'll get back to my pet project: building a scale model of the Spirit of Motherwill in mine-craft.
    >> ClericMan 05/01/12(Tue)23:54 No.18944070
    Thats not bad
    >> Rock !!LeSF2XdAagy 05/01/12(Tue)23:54 No.18944072
    I vote Ari
    >> Asukafag 05/01/12(Tue)23:55 No.18944083
    Not bad at all.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:56 No.18944120
    Changing my vote to this
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:57 No.18944125
    >I feel the /v/ overtaking me
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:58 No.18944149
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)00:00 No.18944192

    >/v/ hates fun.

    >I remember when they spoke shit about the Bards Tale.
    >> Asukafag 05/02/12(Wed)00:01 No.18944218
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    Those mother fuckers.
    Purge them.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:03 No.18944266
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    ...People can hate that game? I... What.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:04 No.18944276
    /v/ is not one person. Just like /tg/ is not one person.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:04 No.18944283
    rolled 17 = 17

    Yes, let's do everything. That's always a lovely plan.

    If it mattes, I'll throw a vote for Ari & Training.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:10 No.18944384
    /v/ might as well be one person, they hate fun enough.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)00:17 No.18944513
    You go to talk to Ken about possibly modifying your laser rifle.

    "Well, we can change some capacitors around, and realign the main refactor array. That'll give you a bit more punch and a tighter beam, but it'll also double your power draw."

    "Will that be an issue?"

    "Nah, you've got plenty to play with. Worst you'll see right now is maybe a tiny increase in cooling time when you start laying on your thrusters."

    >Change Olympia specs?
    >Current: [EN Beam rifle]: DR 12, EN consumption 15, Weight 4.
    >Proposed: [EN Beam rifle]: DR d8-2, EN consumption 30, Weight 4.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:19 No.18944533
    We're cool on EN, go for it. We need more dakka, lets modify this guy.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)00:19 No.18944535
    >Proposed: [EN Beam rifle]: DR d8-2, EN consumption 30, Weight 4
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:19 No.18944539
    rolled 73 = 73

    How does DR stuff work here again?

    We get a smaller damage die but also a lower threshold for more degrees of success and more dice?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:19 No.18944541
    Sounds like a plan.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:20 No.18944554
    Go for it.
    >> Asukafag 05/02/12(Wed)00:20 No.18944565
    Do it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:20 No.18944570
    DR* is the die size, the -Y is a multiplier. So it's 2d8 per success, rather than 1d10.

    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)00:21 No.18944579

    >More or less. The idea here is that you'd be trading a higher initial die for more small dice, raising your average damage and boosting your odds of an exploded crit.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:22 No.18944596
    And we saw how that can work out with Liz's lance so year, go for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:29 No.18944706
    Higher minimum and maximum output? Sounds like a good trade. And we can always fall back on the slug rifle if we're having energy problems.

    One minor concern: is this gonna have any effect on our maintenance times or costs? I remember Ken mentioning that custom gear is more difficult to do maintenance on. Granted we aren't exactly talking about a scratch-built pair of reverse-joint legs with components from half a hundred companies; but if my adventures in the world of 3D printing have taught me anything it's that tweaking one little setting can make a world of difference, for good or for ill.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)00:31 No.18944745
    You tell him to go ahead and do it, and then notice Ari was listening in. "So you can modify guns like that? How practical is that?"

    "It's a decent option, and a lot cheaper than trading up. But there's limits to how far you can push a part from it's original design before it all falls apart. Plus it's usually better to just trade up to a bigger gun if you can, but if you were to get a smaller gun and tweak it to put out the same damage as a Karasawa, you could reduce the weight drastically, assuming you had a power supply to back it up."

    "Why would you want to do that?"

    "Smaller faster cores, more carrying room on bigger ones. For the same energy it would take to power a particle cannon, you could launch and steer a pile of smart missiles the size of your core. And a powerful beam cannon has a lot of potential firepower, and you don't have to worry about running out of ammo in a fight."

    "What if your generator's damaged?"

    "The same one that powers your boosters? If that happens then you're fucked for a completely different reason."

    She's quiet as she thinks about this.

    Seeing your work as accomplished you....

    >See previous list of options, strike Ari and Ken from list of possible candidates.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)00:33 No.18944778
    [ ] Spend some time relaxing with Elsie.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:34 No.18944792
    Let's talk to Glin--I mean Josh about our previous match. Been a while since we've talked to him, why not? Also, he might have an idea about our waved entrance fee.
    >> Asukafag 05/02/12(Wed)00:34 No.18944795
    Talk to Laurie about how Kate's doing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:34 No.18944797
    Let's ask Mooch what he was talking to Jesse(?) about last night.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:35 No.18944808
    Many of our fights have been one or two round speed knockouts, so maybe having a ridiculously overboosted effectively one-use beamrifle in the inventory isn't a bad idea.

    Could always have such a thing dropped in for us if/when we need it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:36 No.18944825
    Seconding talking to Laurie, and finding out how the survivors are faring.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:37 No.18944846
    I'm not 100% sure we want to plumb those depths of insanity just yet. Which is another way of saying I want to be able to act surprised when whatever they were doing ends in ninjas.

    I'm with the guy who proposed asking after Josh. The waived entry thing is very irregular, and he might have some insight. We can always take a tag-along or two to chat up on the way to wherever we meet him.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)00:38 No.18944860
    Im changing my vote to this
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:39 No.18944874
    >Not plumb Mooch's insanity
    Seriously, it's just best to get it out of the way. Who knows what antics could occur if we leave him and Jesse to their plotting?
    >> Snaps 05/02/12(Wed)00:47 No.18945003
    I'd like to know about the survivors as well
    >> Zoid Mother !4R91sg9LEA 05/02/12(Wed)00:48 No.18945012
    rolled 4 = 4

    talk to your mother about family stuff
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)00:57 No.18945138
    >Sorry guys, my computer crashed again, and then my Sister called.

    >I'm compiling votes right now.
    >> Asukafag 05/02/12(Wed)00:57 No.18945146
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:58 No.18945155
    Last count seems to put "Talk to Laurie about Kate/other survivors" out in front by about three.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)01:00 No.18945191
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    I feel for you bro
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:00 No.18945200
    Talk to Laurie and Dave about the condition of the survivors.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:03 No.18945228

    Yeah, the Mac/PC dichotomy was pretty obvious there.

    Loved the scene where Wall-E's tread is giving out and he just grabs a new one off the shattered hull of one of his brothers. No ceremony, no to-do, just yanks a piece off the corpse, sticks it to himself, and keeps working. Like a boss.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)01:10 No.18945325
    You see Laurie talking to someone over a video com, and as you get closer you recognize Kate's voice.

    "- the end anyway. Was that you with the Flail?"

    "Yeah. Sadly Dave beat me to the snappy one-liner."

    She chuckles softly. "Alright, there's a nurse in here insisting that I get another blood test done so I'll have to talk to you later."

    "Yeah, alright. I need to get back to work anyway. Later Kate."

    "Take care or yourself Laurie."

    He hangs up right when you reach his Makeshift desk. "Hey Alex. What's up?"

    "She seemed well."

    "Apparently when they switched her to the new medicines Fraid prescribed she started looking and feeling better pretty quickly. Doctor's say she'll need a week or two to recover fully, but she should be well enough to leave the hospital in a couple of days if she wants."

    "That's good to hear."

    "Yeah. Only problem is where are we going to stick her if we get her released?"

    [ ] With my Mom. She'd love the company and wouldn't mind watching over her.
    [ ] We got a spare room here she could stay until she's better. Dave's a Doctor and she'll have help if she needs it.
    [ ] Other (insert suggestion).
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:12 No.18945336
    Got a spare room here and Dave's a doctor
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:13 No.18945343
    [X] With my Mom. She'd love the company and wouldn't mind watching over her.

    Mom needs something to worry about other than us, she'll take very good care of her and can pay more attention to her than any of us can, and we'll have Dave come and do house visits reasonably often to make sure she's alright medically.
    >> Asukafag 05/02/12(Wed)01:13 No.18945347
    We have a spare room, and Dave's a doctor, so let's put her up here.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)01:13 No.18945353
    [ ] With my Mom. She'd love the company and wouldn't mind watching over her.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:15 No.18945400
    Barracks. Mom's not been pleased with us lately, dropping a sick person on her now might be seen as an imposition. Besides, we've already got three couples living in this ostensibly military building, why not make it a nice round four?
    >> Faust 05/02/12(Wed)01:16 No.18945410
    My votes for with mom. Now that Ari is in training she could use the company.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:16 No.18945418
    >[ ] With my Mom. She'd love the company and wouldn't mind watching over her.
    This is the best option.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:16 No.18945421
    Spare room here.

    Laurie is the odd man out right now. Can't have that.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)01:17 No.18945427

    >She's not currently angry with you, and where did you get three couples?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)01:17 No.18945428

    Mom's being concerned, primarily, I think.
    >> Throne 05/02/12(Wed)01:17 No.18945430
    Spare room.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:18 No.18945449
    rolled 44 = 44

    Mooch + Mrs. Mooch
    Us + Elsie
    Ari + Dave
    >> Rock !!LeSF2XdAagy 05/02/12(Wed)01:19 No.18945466
    Mrs. Mooch, that's a title I haven't heard for Morgen.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:21 No.18945479
    Us/Elsie, Dave/Ari, Mooch/Morgan. At least I think all of the above are living in the barracks.

    Also I thought she was still cheesed off about our little instance of dickishness in the fight with the Tunnel Snakes. Guess I was mistaken.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)01:22 No.18945485

    >Morgan isn't living in the hangar. You actually haven't seen her since the movies.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)01:22 No.18945495
    >Someone get me a count?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:23 No.18945499
    I tally it to approximately samefags v. samefags
    >> Rock !!LeSF2XdAagy 05/02/12(Wed)01:24 No.18945507
    thank you for being overly vauge and gerneally unhelpful. Your work here is done.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:26 No.18945530
    I think it stands at 4 Mom, 5 Spare Room. Can anybody confirm?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:26 No.18945534
    rolled 1 = 1


    Even 5 to 5.

    d02 KNOW NO LIMIT as usual.
    1 - Mom
    2 - Here
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:27 No.18945549
    Spare room w/Dave:
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:28 No.18945565
    >/tg/ - Counting
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)01:29 No.18945572
    yeah Mom wins by 2 votes and a dice roll
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)01:29 No.18945582
    >Mom wins? Alright give me a second.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:30 No.18945590

    No he missed the first one for Dave and counted one of AC-Guys posts as a vote for Mom.

    It was a tie until the roll.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:32 No.18945609
    I did? Fuck, I'm sorry.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)01:50 No.18945835
    "With my Mom? She'd love the company and wouldn't mind watching over her."

    "You really think she'd be alright with that?"

    "Here, let's call her and check." You punch her number into the console. It's an audio link, but it's speaker phone.

    "Hello?" Her voice answers after a minute.

    "Hey Mom. It's Alex."

    "Hey Alex, what's up?"

    "Remember that girl we went to see in the hospital?"

    "Kate? Yes, why?"

    "Looks like she's gonna get released soon, but she's not going to be completely recovered for a little while. We need a place for her to stay, and I was thinking that we have a spare room in the hangar but...."

    "....you guys are always working, then theirs the fighting, the missions, and general hustle aren't exactly conductive to rest and healing. As you've already proven."
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)01:50 No.18945839

    You wince slightly. "I'm a pilot, that's different. She wouldn't be in a core or working."

    "Just sitting around feeling like she's dragging you down. I've got a spare bedroom, she can stay over here. I can watch her, and make sure she's doing alright."

    "I really don't want to impose..."

    "You're not. I'm happy to do what I can for you and your friends. Now I'm going to go start setting up the room for her. I'll be by later to talk." She then hangs up on you.

    You turn to Laurie with a smirk "And that's how you get things done."

    ".... You're really good at that. Doesn't that bother you?"

    "That I just gave Kate a nice place to stay and recover close enough that your constant trips to check on her won't hurt us too much-" He opens his mouth to protest, and then shuts it again "-ensured that she would be well taken care of, and put my Mom in a position to help us, which she's been desperately trying to do while letting her think it was her idea? Nope. Doesn't bother me at all." You turn to walk away and....

    >Same possible actions, but now strike Laurie and Mom from the list.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:52 No.18945853
    >> Asukafag 05/02/12(Wed)01:53 No.18945865
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:53 No.18945867
    Okay, now we talk to Josh about what he thought about the match, some pointers/tips/what he thinks is next, and the waived fee. On a secure line, if possible, feeling paranoid.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)01:53 No.18945872
    [ ] Spend some time relaxing with Elsie.
    alright i thinks its time for some personal time now
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:55 No.18945884
    I just realized something. We aren't being given any new stuff to do, just an open "who do you want to talk to" option, or a spend some time with Elsie.
    I smell trouble.
    And I like it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:55 No.18945885
    this. Our bro might know something.
    >> Faust 05/02/12(Wed)01:56 No.18945903
    This. Most definitely.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)01:57 No.18945921
    Dam im the odd man out, alright vote change, lets talk to Josh
    >> Snaps 05/02/12(Wed)01:58 No.18945942
    Definitely time to talk to Josh
    >> Mooch !!FxfDsjeTrZo 05/02/12(Wed)02:01 No.18945974
    Quick question anyone want a mooch storytime to kill the time?
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)02:02 No.18945991
    Yes you Glorious bastard
    >> Faust 05/02/12(Wed)02:03 No.18945994
    Couldn't hurt.
    >> Mooch !!FxfDsjeTrZo 05/02/12(Wed)02:04 No.18946013
    Aight ill post it. Using a kindle at the moment. So expect me to be a bit slow.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)02:07 No.18946039
    You get ahold of another terminal and give Josh a jingle. After a moment he answers. Then he sees you and smiles. "You got good timing. Some of the boys over at Omer said they had an offer I wouldn't be able to turn down tto make me their corperate bitch."

    "What'd you say to that?"

    "That if it was that persuasive I didn't even want to hear it. Caught the tail end of your match against the Snakes. Tell Dave I owe him a beer for that last line. I've been trying to think of something that good since first time Butch pissed me off."

    "You know him then?"

    "Kinda. He's mostly bark, not a whole lotta bite. He's a decent enough kid when he remembers to get over-himself or something shocks the asshole out of him. But him and his friends feed off of each others stupid and it just builds up until they do something crazy like enter a tournament they're totally unprepared for. Now they'll mope, build up their confidence doing LITTLE fucking stupid things, until they build themselves up to do something like this and get their ego smashed back down to manageable levels."

    "Heh. Speaking of the Tourney... how secure is this line?"

    "Reasonably. Give me a second and I can put it well past unreasonably." He goes quiet and looks off screen. The display flickers and he talks again "Alright, now we're on a military grade encryption. By the time a super computer cracks into the feed our conversation will be over. Now what's up?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:08 No.18946060
    What in the hell happened with our entry fee. It wasn't a magical entry is free thing, somebody sponsored us without us knowing while feeding us that information. I'd like to know who did that and why.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)02:16 No.18946141

    "Tourney fee was waved."

    "Really? Who sponsored you?"

    "Not the slightest damn clue. Not only did I not know, but when Mooch looked into the data trail was gone."

    ".... Now THAT'S odd. Anybody want you dead?"

    "Other than Mooch's evil crime boss Father, whoever was behind Hope and the fucking Ninjas that keep coming in and trying to kill us?"

    "Well no shortage of- wait, ninjas? You've been attacked by Ninjas?"

    "Twice. I'm starting to think that they're breeding in the duct-work."

    "Well look on the brightside: Getting attacked by ninjas is probably the weirdest thing that's going to happen to you in this lifetime."

    "Hah, no. Discounting MOOCH, I'm starting to hear voices and hallucinate when I'm in my core, and the first ninja attack was interrupted by Nine-Ball who said he was shooting me with a mind control ray."

    "...what the actual fuck? Alright, the hallucinations aren't that weird, it's a side effect of a high synch ratio, but the Nine-Ball thing.... have you ran into him since then?"

    "During Arena registration. He mentioned in passing that he knew my Dad when he heard my last name on his way somewhere."

    "....Really not sure what to tell you there man. Looks like you got caught up in something fucked up brother. I'll let you know if I turn up anything."

    "Thanks Josh."

    "No problem. Hey, when you win this tourney I'll grab some champagne and help you celebrate."

    "Sounds good. Later Josh."

    "Luck, brother." He disconnects the line.

    >What next?
    >> Mooch !!FxfDsjeTrZo 05/02/12(Wed)02:17 No.18946162
    Turns out you cant pick files to upload on a kindle fire. Sooo gimmie a minute.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)02:19 No.18946185
    lets see if Dervish has turned anything up yet
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:21 No.18946210
    Okay, is it me or did all of the post linking just shut off...?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:21 No.18946222
    It's not just you, I'm confused as well.
    >> Snaps 05/02/12(Wed)02:22 No.18946228
    Ditto Dervish
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)02:22 No.18946230
    Totally dead bro
    >> Faust 05/02/12(Wed)02:22 No.18946236
    It's kinda funny, if post linking did shut off, my reply won't link to your post.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:23 No.18946245
    Still works on 4chanX but the links have (Dead) next to them
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:25 No.18946258
    Anyway, yeah, let's talk to Dervish and his gang, why not? Guess at this rate we're talking to everyone! We may want to check in to make sure we didn't miss the call though.
    >> Mooch !!FxfDsjeTrZo 05/02/12(Wed)02:25 No.18946260

    Not my fault i swear i mean yeah i an hack a small grade sat with this thing. But not my fault.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:27 No.18946292
    Someone's fault, but no matter. Seems that it's down for /sp/ as well, but /v/ and /vg/ works fine...
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)02:27 No.18946295
    Well Mooch did say he was going to upgrade the site and validate the Html5 code
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)02:29 No.18946322
    Fuck , not Mooch , fuck fuck fuck what have i done
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:29 No.18946324
    Dammit Mooch.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)02:31 No.18946345
    I ment Moot i swear i did
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 05/02/12(Wed)02:34 No.18946397



    Yeah no.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)02:37 No.18946418
    You take a moment to call Dervish.

    "Ya-low?" Comes a casually sardonic voice, as the video slowly clears.

    "Hey Steve, it's Alex. I was hoping Dervish had something for me?"

    "Mmmmaaaayyyyybeee.... Hold up. HEY MIKE!" He yells away from the camera "THAT GUY WHO KICKED YOUR ASS WANTS TO TAL-" And that's when the boot catches the side of his face, and the camera goes out for a second, before it resettles on Dervish at what's clearly a different computer, looking mildly annoyed.

    "Hey Alex. What's up?"

    [ ] Next Opponent.
    [ ] Mysterious patron.
    [ ] Why he's angry.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:38 No.18946425
    Next opponent

    No need to pry
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:38 No.18946433
    "Nothing much Mike."

    Make sure to use his real name.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:39 No.18946437
    Seriously though, Next Opponent. See if he has the lowdown.
    >> Asukafag 05/02/12(Wed)02:39 No.18946438
    Next Opponent
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)02:39 No.18946440
    oh god i want to pick them all but, since AC-Guy fights with bears i wont,
    [ ] Mysterious patron.
    >> Faust 05/02/12(Wed)02:44 No.18946477
    [X] Mysterious Patron.
    We can ask him why he's russled after.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)02:45 No.18946487
    >Next opponent wins.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 05/02/12(Wed)02:45 No.18946488
    Mooch story time thread here
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)02:57 No.18946633
    "Got anything on my next opponent Mike?"

    He hesitates at the use of his real name. "Other than the fact that the name 'Mortal Wombat' is the worst fucking name I've ever heard? Seriously, my team's name is Mo Betta only because I was dumb enough to let Steve to the paper-work. I also hang out with a guy who's handle is 'Rumble Bee' and know a guy named 'Captain Vengence'. So I know bad names."

    "Captain Vengence? Who the hell came up with that?"

    "HIS PARENTS. His full legal name is 'Captain Vengence Smith'."

    ".... You're shitting me."

    "I wish I was. But setting aside the terrible name, they've got a weird line up."

    "How so?"

    "They're all high-speed builds with nothing but rocket pods and auto turrets, with a single Katana EN blade a piece."

    "How.... how did they make it through two rounds?"

    "I'm trying to figure that out. I can't see any logical strategy here. They just booby-trap everything shoot rockets around and stab anybody who gets to close to them. Otherwise they just sorta wander around, occasionally shooting rockets, and dancing."


    "Dancing." A video clip opens in the corner of the screen, with what looks like a gangly bird-bot doing 'the shopping cart'.


    "Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction too."

    "THAT WAS YOUR MOM'S REACTION!" Steve yells from somewhere off-screen.

    [ ] You mad?
    [ ] My patron.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 05/02/12(Wed)02:59 No.18946663
    why am i on team mortal wombat?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:00 No.18946668
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    Also I fucking love the name Mortal Wombat.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:02 No.18946683
    [X] My patron.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946731

    But yeah, Mortal Wombat is an awesome name
    >> Snaps 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946735
    >[X] My patron.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946736

    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946740
    [ ] My patron.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 05/02/12(Wed)03:11 No.18946767
    >Get challanged to dance off.
    >Do shopping cart.
    >Get bored.
    >Do shopping cart.
    >Not bored.
    >Do shopping cart.
    i like the shopping cart
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)03:22 No.18946841
    "Turn up anything on my mysterious patron?"

    "Not anything concrete. But I did find something interesting."

    "And that is?"

    "The financial trail passed through two private banks, one of which went under two years ago, and the other of which only works with the Catholic church."

    "...Are you saying we're getting backed by the Pope?"

    "No, but if a higher power has an interest in you, I think I'm going to have to put a few million more on your long odds before the bookies catch onto how good you guys are. Back to the subject at hand... I think those funds were MOVED two years ago. The exact amount needed to get into here, shuffled around back then, and sitting quietly untill the tourney, at which point a transfer command and two e-mails get sent out: One to you, and the other a check to the VCBC."

    "What the hell? How would they know I would be here to compete two years ago? How did they know what the entry fees would BE two years ago?"

    "Damn good questions both. I'll let you know if I find something else."

    [ ] Thanks (Hang up).
    [ ] Ask what's bugging him.
    >> Asukafag 05/02/12(Wed)03:23 No.18946852
    Ask what's bugging him.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:24 No.18946856
    >[ ] Ask what's bugging him.
    "I want your tears of self-hatred, they are my lifeforce."
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)03:24 No.18946861
    [ ] My patron.
    and now we pry like the ass-hats we are
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:24 No.18946862
    [X] Ask what's bugging him.

    Anything I can do to help? You've been good to me and I wanted to try and return the favor.
    >> Faust 05/02/12(Wed)03:26 No.18946881
    [X] Ask what's bugging him.
    Quid pro quo. He helped us...
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 05/02/12(Wed)03:26 No.18946883
    buggin him
    >> Snaps 05/02/12(Wed)03:27 No.18946887
    >[X] Ask what's bugging him.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)03:34 No.18946959
    god dam that should say bugging him
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)03:38 No.18946982
    "...Something on your mind?"


    "What's up?"

    "Got some weird news from up north. Apparently someone hit Galena about a week ago and took out the pack's resources there."

    "Wha? Someone attacked the best dedicated core unit on the planet and won?"

    "From the looks of things, they had inside help. The local unit was deployed when the attack went down, and another team stopped in for repairs or something. It looks suspicious as hell, but not as much as the suspect list. I KNOW some of those people, and the ones I see fit the evidence, but not the character of the man involved."

    "You think they're being framed?"

    "Maybe. What weirds me out is how that's happening up there, and there's a team here that claims to be Wolf Pack. What the hell is a military force from a sovereign nation doing in a fucking arena fight?"

    "Maybe they're lying?"

    "Maybe.... but I don't like any of this. I might have to make a trip up North to do some housecleaning soon. Anyway, I'll let you get back to your work."

    "Yeah, thanks. And good luck with that Mike."

    He flinches slightly at the name, and then responds "Yeah, good luck to you too Alex."

    >You have time for one more thing before the plot walks in the door. Pick wisely.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:42 No.18947009
    Spend some time 'relaxing' with Elsie.
    Nice way to bookend it before awesome shit hits the awesome fan.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:42 No.18947011
    [X] Spend some time relaxing with Elsie.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)03:44 No.18947019
    [ ] Spend some time relaxing with Elsie.
    i think this is our last option available other than "Relax"
    >> Snaps 05/02/12(Wed)03:44 No.18947021
    >[X] Spend some time relaxing with Elsie.
    no quotations
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)03:45 No.18947025
    rolled 9 = 9

    Let's actually relax with Elsie, rather than "Relax."
    >> Asukafag 05/02/12(Wed)03:45 No.18947027
    Relax with Elsie, no quotes
    >> Faust 05/02/12(Wed)03:48 No.18947043
    Relax with Elsie.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 05/02/12(Wed)03:51 No.18947065
    Make sure Mooch hasnt blown up half of vegas yet.

    Relax with elsie.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)03:56 No.18947094
    You find Elsie upstairs, trying to find something interesting to watch on TV.

    You help, by grabbing the remote and changing the channel to some sort of giant robot show.

    "Why do you want to watch this? It's an outdated cartoon-"

    "Trust me, just watch."

    After a few minutes, you recognize the Episode. You KNOW her reaction's going to be good.

    "So what are we doing here, counting the technical inaccuracies?"


    "Alright, what the hell kind of space magic allows a single particle to contain the sun, jam radars, and give people psychic powers? That's just dumb. Real science doesn't work like that. And is that guy wearing sunglasses inside a giant robot?"

    "They're prescription apparently. It comes up in a later episode, but I'm not sure how far to trust it, since he claims he was prescribed them to counter his lack of badass."

    "Why would- he just took out four planes with a throwing axe. What the fuck."

    About twenty minutes later the episode ends. "Did you like it?"

    "That is a half an hour I will never get back. I have no idea what I just watched, lost count of the technical errors, and I'm setting the TiVo to record every episode of it ever."

    "Welcome to my childhood."

    That's when Mooch yells at you about something to do with the next match.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)03:59 No.18947108

    You get to the top of the stairs, and then the world gets shaky. And the stairs fly up and hit you in the face, right before the world goes dark.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)04:00 No.18947122
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)04:01 No.18947130
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    Fucking Ninja stairs
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 05/02/12(Wed)04:01 No.18947134
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:02 No.18947138
    we need a picture of the aliens guy with the core head on him


    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:02 No.18947144
    Haha, time for plot.
    >> Faust 05/02/12(Wed)04:03 No.18947151
    Lack of them or too many?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:03 No.18947155
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    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 05/02/12(Wed)04:05 No.18947169
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)04:13 No.18947231
    >Shit guys, I hate to end this on a cliff-hanger, but I'm gonna have to pick this up tomorrow night.

    >I'm not GONE yet, but I won't be able to bring this to the ending I had planned for tonight, and here seems like the only good stopping place for the next couple of hours.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)04:15 No.18947239
    alright AC-Bro I will wait till the marrow
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)04:16 No.18947247
    Well, bum.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)04:17 No.18947252
    >So uh, I'll be here for a LITTLE bit, here and there, but if you leave questions in the crunch thread I'll be sure to get to them, tonight or tomorrow some time.

    >ALSO: THREE THREADS TILL I TIE THE RECORD. So in four days I can actually get a proper night's sleep.
    >> AC-Guy 05/02/12(Wed)04:19 No.18947259
    >Who keeps archiving these before me? The descriptions are hilarious, but I thought I was doing it from now on to make sure they were tagged properly.

    >On that note, can somebody e-mail LL about that one? I tried to, but it won't let me for some reason.
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)04:23 No.18947277
    I dont know who but, dam those stairs
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:26 No.18947296
    Wait theres a crunch thread?
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 05/02/12(Wed)04:27 No.18947304
    crunch thread?
    >> Asukafag 05/02/12(Wed)04:28 No.18947305
    Crunch thread:
    >> ClericMan 05/02/12(Wed)04:29 No.18947310
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 05/02/12(Wed)04:30 No.18947315
    Thanks mates.

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