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    60 KB STRIKE WITCHES: MUD MOVERS planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)21:03 No.18941058  
    You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing, and you're watching your inevitable doom approach.

    All because you fucked a Kraut. You just HAD to put your Wiener in the Schnitzel, didn't you? Didn't you? AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENS.

    Minna stalks up to you, her eyes afire, and plants her hands on her hips authoritatively.

    "I ADMIT NOTHING," you bark, and snap to rigid attention. If you must die, you shall die as you have lived - lying your fucking ass off.

    Minna's head adopts a cant as she sizes you up - and then she smacks you upside the head.

    "No trolling Generals!" Minna tells you. "We've got enough problems without that!"

    You blink.


    "I read emotions, remember? You were doing something fiercely competitive and having orgasmic amounts of fun doing it. And knowing you, that means you were TROLLING GENERALS." She frowns at you. "Is trolling Generals the MOST fun you can have on this base?" She cocks her hip suggestively as she says this, twirling a strand of hair around her finger. "Shame on you. Get your ass to the hangar - we've got a sortie."

    You, Paddy, Robin Stirling & Stirling Co. and fifteen SAS troopers watch Minna's retreat in complete silence.

    "... nice tush," Robin leers, poking you in the side.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:04 No.18941083
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:04 No.18941084
    Inb4 Panzer
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:05 No.18941090

    WE LIVE!

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:05 No.18941098
    >nice tush

    Give Robin the smack

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:05 No.18941101
    Is Panzer even here? I've noticed a disturbing lack of shitposting.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:05 No.18941103


    Let's go with that.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)21:05 No.18941104
    Infinite relief.

    Now. We bury our past and get on with the day, assured that all it will take is a bribe and Lynette will never tell. Miyafuji knows better already, and Cupcake...well. There's ways of dealing with talky sluts.

    Oh yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:05 No.18941105
    >nice tush
    smack her
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:05 No.18941107

    whelp, time to become a monk or whatever it was we promised to get out of this mess
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)21:05 No.18941108
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    >Report to hangar?
    >Do something else first?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)21:05 No.18941109
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:05 No.18941110
    >You just HAD to put your Wiener in the Schnitzel, didn't you?
    I'm crying, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:05 No.18941111

    I guess get to the plane...I don't even know anymore.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941119
    > orgasmic amounts of fun
    You have no idea
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941123
    >Is trolling Generals the MOST fun you can have on this base?
    Nope, that'd be Cupcake.

    Also, we were only at 430 posts in the last thread. Why the early change?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941127
    Okay, new plan.

    We sortie. We deal with this bullshit that the fucking Martians are pulling on us.

    And then when we get back, we fuck the red out of Minna's eyes.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941129

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941130
    Hangar. Time to fly.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941131
    We take this to the grave, gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941136
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    TO HANGER, we are asshole, but we are asshole PILOT.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941140
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941141
    >Report to hangar?
    Roll with it. Also, the OP's anachronisms hurt me.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941143

    Repeating my vote:

    WE FLY!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941144
    God dammit Robin
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941145
    Smack Robin, then proceed to hangar
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941147
    So Robin's a lesbian?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941149
    Reznap erofeb ni.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941150
    >"... nice tush," Robin leers
    No. Bad Robin.

    Can Sanya come with us on the sortie? Or does she still need her sleep?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:06 No.18941152
    Round up the crew and report to the hanger.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:07 No.18941156
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:07 No.18941157
    >orgasmic amounts
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)21:07 No.18941158
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    See? everything is ok.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)21:07 No.18941167
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:07 No.18941169
    Pilot. Besides, it got us laid a hell of a lot quicker than holding back did.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:07 No.18941175
    Report to Hanger

    Upon completing Mission, reenact final scene from "An Officer and a Gentleman".
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:07 No.18941177
    How lewd.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:07 No.18941178
    Smack little sister in the head. That's OUR nice tush.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:07 No.18941179
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    She has no idea how right she is.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:08 No.18941181
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:08 No.18941186
    >tail holding
    Sir need I remind you this board is SFW?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:08 No.18941188
    >On way to hangar, ask Minna for damage report from attack
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:08 No.18941191
    Jesus Christ man.
    This board has more taste than that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:08 No.18941192
    No, she just wants her bro to have the best goods
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:08 No.18941195
    Better than her hooking up than Sean.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:08 No.18941196

    No more sexing Witches, then. So GLAD. God, can you imagine the penalty for getting a Witch pregnant in wartime?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:08 No.18941197

    Is... is robin gonna sortie with us?
    >> Major Airlift 05/01/12(Tue)21:08 No.18941201
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    >You just HAD to put your Wiener in the Schnitzel
    Yes. Yes we did.

    >"... nice tush," Robin leers, poking you in the side.
    Guess we know which way Robin swings now.

    >Report to hangar!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:08 No.18941202
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:09 No.18941205
    So is Cupcakeski joining the sortie? We need to keep tabs on hers. We can't let her outdo us in the air, or we might have to get payback on the ground.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:09 No.18941210
    >minnafags glad to have gotten away with infidelity and ready to bury the secret forever

    poor taste.
    poor hearts.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:09 No.18941214
    A fate worse than death itself
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:09 No.18941215
    Now that Minna's Empathy is confirmed we need to follow through with the "think dirty thoughts" while she is talking to the witches or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:09 No.18941216
    Hangar. Now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:09 No.18941219
    >bury the secret forever
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:10 No.18941222
    Find out.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:10 No.18941230
    "Robin, Wing-Commander Wilcke is a respected and esteemed officer of this company, and I already called dibs on banging her ass like a drum. Go find your own."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:10 No.18941236
    >implying it's going to stay secret.

    This quest is being run by Planefag.

    I mean, come on buddy. Get your head out of your ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:11 No.18941243
    >imploring it won't come up later
    It's like you forgot that planefag's diet consists entirely of tears
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:11 No.18941248
    Yeah? What else is new?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:11 No.18941249
    She could still be bluffing. I don't think Sanya was within ear shot when she said it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:11 No.18941252
    He confirmed last thread that cupcakes wasn't telling, and that we weren't telling.

    all we have to do is brib lynette
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:11 No.18941254
    >"fidelity" with casual sex
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:11 No.18941256
    The scene in question:

    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/01/12(Tue)21:11 No.18941257
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    It's been a while since we last saw our floatation devices, we must rectify this after we kill some aliens

    in durring panzer etc etc
    I knew you cared~
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:11 No.18941259
    >"... nice tush," Robin leers
    You're welcome to it, kid. Good fucking luck.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:12 No.18941263
    Check on Yeagertits and Yergerdick
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    to the hangar. maybe later we can take minna up on her offer...and barricade the goddamn door this time
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:12 No.18941267
    "robin, dem asstitties are mine. I heard zucchini was single though
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:12 No.18941271
    The Minnafags would want us to have some big heart to heart talk with her and make everything all better.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:13 No.18941279
    So is our new thing going to be fucking every other witch in secret, and not tell Minna about it?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:13 No.18941284


    We need to make sure that a certain pair of girls remain quiet about what happened in a certain kitchen, otherwise it will all blow up in our faces. Then, to the hanger.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:13 No.18941285
    And Miyafuji. Though those two already like us, so shouldn't be hard.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)21:13 No.18941288
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:13 No.18941291

    Lie-nette was to busy swatting off Mee-a-foo-gee to notice we actually DID fuck, far as she knows we just frenched and then she got groped.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/01/12(Tue)21:13 No.18941295
    Uh, I have a question about.. Martian tech, I mean I had a terrible idea for a Marsian fighter.

    Using the MIRACLES OF MARS SCIENCE, it manages to make a Carnot Engine nearly possible, collecting the difference between high and low energy points, and turning this energy into microwaves to assault targets continuously.

    The fact that it looks like a Vampire squid is purely for high speed variable wing locomotion and to collect energy, I swear!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:14 No.18941297
    Hey fuck you, I'm trying to keep from getting a hateclub like Panzer.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:14 No.18941298
    Alright, guys. This one... This one was closer than any pilot should ever get to death.

    We must ensure Krupinski's mouth remains shut on our "encounter".

    > Captcha: witnesses piloati

    Wise words.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:14 No.18941303
    The door was barricaded last time until we opened it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:14 No.18941305
    run past Minna and lightly elbow her saying "Well, we haven't finished our... conversation from before. I think that'd be better than even trolling Churchill"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:14 No.18941309
    mi a foo gee won't tell, because we know her secret titty viewing spot and we've kept quiet about other stuff like that. lynette we might have to bribe or protect the other girls from her sister or something
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:15 No.18941316
    Report to the fucking hangar.

    It's finally time to get more kills and show-up that arrogant Johnny Reb of a hotshot fighter pilot Yeager.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:15 No.18941318
    Wait, does she know anything now? We may have been a little panicky there and given it away.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:15 No.18941323
    Well I know one way to stop a mouth...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:16 No.18941330
    Cripes, Minnafags are out in full force tonight.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:16 No.18941331
    lynette is a loose end in all of this. We can report to the hangers but we have to throw ourselves at her mercy.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:16 No.18941332
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:16 No.18941333
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 05/01/12(Tue)21:16 No.18941335


    THAT is my choice, planefag. I encourage everyone else to support it.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)21:16 No.18941336
    I think saving Yoshika for her payed her back. But bribe, just to be safe.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)21:16 No.18941341
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    You want them to meet?

    You'll be the death of us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:16 No.18941342
    I didn't know tankslut had a fanclub, let alone a hateclub
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:16 No.18941343
    Considering that slap we heard, I think MC banging Krupinski is the last of their worries.
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    there's a problem with your snide insinuation...

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:18 No.18941360
    nah, she always knew, she's just messing whit us. Turns out she's just after casual too but was too bloody Prussian to pursuit.

    that or the Mallory incident will be out perfect alibi
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:19 No.18941375
    I'm still convinced that was Miyafuji slapping Lynne's ass or vice-versa.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:19 No.18941383
    Fanclub I don't know about, but he seems to have a group of haters following where he goes.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:19 No.18941387
    Screw it, let's just announce it over the loudspeaker. After the sortie, invite Cupcakeski to a rematch, and have Sean and Ian charge for admission.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/01/12(Tue)21:20 No.18941402
    Mrhm Touche. But I feed on hate like planefag feeds on tears
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:20 No.18941403
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:22 No.18941422
    Or she really mad, but dosen't want to discuss this in public.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:22 No.18941423
    Suckeennee is 12 bro, not fair game EVEN in the 40s.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:22 No.18941428

    Doing the nasty with Krupinski is part of our ongoing SWAGBATTLE. It is clear neither can best each other on the ground (or kitchen table, as the case may be) so there is only one other option.

    The air.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:23 No.18941439

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:23 No.18941444
    We need to kill more aliums
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)21:23 No.18941448
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    Time to Gnome it up then?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:23 No.18941451
    the only thing I hate is that you don't pad your posts enough and thus end up every quest thread way too early
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:23 No.18941452
    Oh man.

    What if Planefag went Grimdark and started killing characters?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:24 No.18941456
    this could actually be a funny conversation
    we do have to show her who's boss round these parts
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)21:24 No.18941458
    You know, that's actually fair. Recounting our victories in the hangar? A tie. Sex? A tie. Afterglow smoking? A tie. We need to score more kills.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)21:24 No.18941463
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    The hangar is in utter chaos.

    Men with tools and rags are rushing around like mad. Still others strain in teams of four or five to push planes out of the castle and into the small tarmac area to prep for take-off. Ordinance teams bustle about with bombs on carts, grunting with effort as they lift the weapons to their underwing shackles. Here and there, crew chiefs try to direct the chaos.

    Sean spots you, and shoves his way through the crush with his customary brusqueness. "Hey!"

    "What the fuck is going on!?" you ask him.

    "What isn't? Orders just came through from Patton for immediate air support in East Anglia."

    You look about the room. "Air-cover or close-support?"

    "Any and all. His exact words," Sean tells you. "Everybody else is exhausted, I guess they've been holding back the 501st and the carrier's complement for an oh-shit moment like this."

    "Where's Ian?" you ask, looking around. Sean grunts, and points out a man hovering near your Widow, helping two men lift a 500-pound bomb onto the inner-wing hard-point.

    "Why the hell is he wearing his oxygen mask and helmet?"

    Sean makes a "crazy" twirl with one finger by his ear, shrugging.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:25 No.18941472
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)21:25 No.18941474
    To avoid identification, Sean, you dumb fuck!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:25 No.18941477
    Well that's the clearest invitation I've ever seen.

    Let's get out there, kill some aliums, then come back and ask Minna what's to do for fun around here.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:25 No.18941478
    Considering the date, Krupinski probably already has over 100 kills. 50 minimum.

    And dreadnoughts still only count as 1!
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    >Ask Minna WTF is going on.
    >Beat everyone into the air and get to the strike zone first, see what the hell is going on first-hand.
    >See if we can't take-off with a Few Good Gnomes, for better co-ordination.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:26 No.18941483
    inb4 bombs or rockets
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:26 No.18941486

    he hasn't thrown anything at us we couldn't 3rd option our way out of yet.
    weve hemorrhaged a little brain power but this is probably still one of the densest concentrations of milfags, high tier trolls, and reference books 4chan can muster.

    we got this.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:26 No.18941487
    It's Ian
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:26 No.18941492
    Check who's striker-ing up. if it's our sis, make damn sure our crew knows
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:26 No.18941493
    All of the above
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:26 No.18941499
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:26 No.18941500
    What do you think would have happened if we had ignored that witch in the water and still tried to get that alium kill?

    That's right, death has ALWAYS been a possible action in SWQ. We once risked losing the ADORABLE COSSACK.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)21:26 No.18941501
    >See if we can't take-off with a Few Good Gnomes, for better co-ordination.
    We need to do this carefully. Patton must be desperate if he didn't prioritize one force over another.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:27 No.18941504
    Ask Minna WTF is going on
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:27 No.18941505
    one each, plus extra fuel.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:27 No.18941507

    >Ask Minna wtf


    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:27 No.18941511
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:27 No.18941515
    >See if we can't take-off with a Few Good Gnomes, for better co-ordination.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:27 No.18941516
    >Beat everyone into the air and get to the strike zone first, see what the hell is going on first-hand.

    Get in the air with our Bros, we can get more of a sitrep in the air and from observation once there.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)21:27 No.18941517
    Coordination Kills the Krupinski.
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    >We once risked losing the ADORABLE COSSACK
    I'm not okay with this even in retrospect.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)21:27 No.18941519
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    I'm sorry, I'll keep everything family friendly.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:27 No.18941520
    >Beat everyone into the air and get to the strike zone first, see what the hell is going on first-hand.
    Pilot. Waiting sucks.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:27 No.18941523
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:28 No.18941527
    if our sis is sortie-ing, MC's gonna be a nervous wreck at the end of this flight
    ask minna, then GNOMES, TO ME!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:28 No.18941529
    Minna will know what's up.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:28 No.18941532
    Ask Minna WTF is going on


    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:28 No.18941534
    We need instructions!
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    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/01/12(Tue)21:28 No.18941537
    Wait, what is in East Angila? Fields of crops and cows? Is england that desperate for food?
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:28 No.18941540
    >Ask Minna WTF is going on.

    She's the commander, giving mission briefs is what commanders are supposed to do. She probably has all of the relevant info anyways.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:28 No.18941542

    Our orders are to get into the air and shoot down every bogey we see, what the heck is there to ask about?

    Lets get up in the air before someone rockets the runway, or heaven forbid, shoot something down before us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:29 No.18941556
    In paper, yes. Any one with PILOT SOUL knows different. And if any witch has PILOT SOUL here, it's Krupinski.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:29 No.18941557
    Ask Minna WTF is going on.
    She's the Wing Commander, have her coordinate. We're just here to execute her plans and kill some Martians.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:29 No.18941561
    >Ask Minna WTF is going on.
    "Orders, Ma'am?"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:29 No.18941562

    I choose both fuel and rockets.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:29 No.18941572
    Don't pause.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:30 No.18941582
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:30 No.18941584
    Rockets and fuel it is.
    Inb4 radiofags start waifuing.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:30 No.18941591
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    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)21:30 No.18941593
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    >See if we can't take-off with a Few Good Gnomes, for better co-ordination.
    And Kathy.

    She's been our best wing-witch.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:31 No.18941594

    Resurrected by Tesla and placed in a new toaster body? I dig.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/01/12(Tue)21:31 No.18941598
    >no drop pods
    what the hell, I thought we had enough room for drop Pods.
    Also, tech question, is it ok or no, Planefag?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:31 No.18941600
    that's the martian stronghold, what we do now will shape future Noop threads.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:31 No.18941605
    I'm counting on MC to do just that. Then it's toaster time.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:31 No.18941609
    Resurrected by Tesla and placed in a loli body.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:31 No.18941611
    Kills in this battle.

    Although if we start counting kills with Cupcakeski, people will wanna know why we're being so competitive with her.

    We can say that we're building up to challenge Erica, ms. Ace of Aces.

    Anyways: Say REAL LOUDLY, "Ian, why are you wearing that mask?!"

    Maybe Wilma will hear it and run over just in time to see him fly off with us. How frustrating would that be?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:32 No.18941619
    Orders and all that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:32 No.18941622
    Use gnome powers to sabatoge any American strikers. Our first priority is to keep Robin grounded. Then we go bail out Patton and make him our bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:32 No.18941624
    So... the brave little toaster was made by Tesla?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)21:32 No.18941625


    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:32 No.18941626
    A robot loli.

    Plus we still have our gnome powers.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:33 No.18941632
    Get orders from minna, confirm robin participating or not
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:33 No.18941634
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:33 No.18941638
    I'd read it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:33 No.18941641

    Fuel and rockets it is!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:33 No.18941642
    Right I'm voting for Cupcake to be the new Waifu. We can do the competition based sexytimes which lead into hardcore dirty raunchy normal loving sex in the missionary position and romantic declarations of love.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:33 No.18941643
    then acquire gnomes
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:33 No.18941644
    my pop-tarts are toasting on their own!!!


    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:34 No.18941657
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:34 No.18941660
    Fuel and Rockets it is then
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:34 No.18941665
    >normal loving sex in the missionary position

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:34 No.18941666
    >romantic declarations of love
    At which point Shortcakeski laughs in our face and declares herself the winner of swag off.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:34 No.18941667
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    >normal loving sex in the missionary position
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:34 No.18941669
    Fuck that. She's a quick bang, nothing more.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:34 No.18941671
    damnit you beat me to it
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:36 No.18941698
    >Ah! W-wait! That's a European socket, th-theres no way it will fit!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:36 No.18941706
    I thought we had sex with her to avoid this sort of thing.
    >> Major Airlift 05/01/12(Tue)21:36 No.18941707
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    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)21:37 No.18941719
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    I promised myself, never to post a Spiderman image EVER AGAIN. But this post deserves one. You sick perverted bastard.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:37 No.18941720
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    Posting best witch in SWQ thread
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:37 No.18941724
    Dem cupcakes
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:37 No.18941727
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    i knew i saved this picture for some reason
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)21:38 No.18941728
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    >normal loving sex in the missionary position
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:38 No.18941729
    If she was the best then she would have won.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:38 No.18941730
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    You know what's sick and wrong? This.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:38 No.18941745
    Hear hear!

    You thought we had sex with her to avoid having sex with her? Besides, we've not yet discovered the nature of her head fuckery, so she's drama free until we do.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:39 No.18941746
    Is that the fat MC from Accel World? I think I just threw up a little bit.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:39 No.18941748
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:39 No.18941751
    nah we had sex with her because of these jugs
    and because we wanted to play chicken both whit her and whit Samolothomosexhualer
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:39 No.18941754
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    What is a Waifu?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:39 No.18941758
    More like poundcakes.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:40 No.18941769
    Well we did liplock her earlier, so it's a point of comparison with Cupcake. We'll need a bit more data to fully compare the two, though. Best get on that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:40 No.18941771
    possibly quartcakes
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:40 No.18941775
    Might be the only time this image is appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:41 No.18941781
    a miserable little pile of secretions
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:41 No.18941782

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:41 No.18941786
    A miserable little pile of cupcakes.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:41 No.18941789
    the moment MC starts having feelings for cupcake is the moment we lose the swag war. it cannot happen (ESPECIALLY before/if she develops feelings for us)
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:41 No.18941796
    The nature of her head fuckery is the fact that she doesn't want a boyfriend, she want a fuck buddie. And a fuck buddie is not your waifu.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:42 No.18941803
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    go be menshevik somewere else.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:42 No.18941810
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:43 No.18941817
    I'm not saying we have/express feelings for her. We just go find her and fuck her in a closet whenever we're angry, and she does the same. Maybe something develops (, maybe it doesn't. Let's find out.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)21:43 No.18941824
    gimme, like, ten minutes guys
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:43 No.18941826
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    This was made on Erica's birthday.

    I hope they make one for all the witches.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:43 No.18941827
    >implying we want a waifu
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:44 No.18941840
    Lemme guess. The Neighbor's horse got out again.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:44 No.18941842
    They why the hell are you voting for her to be your waifu?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:44 No.18941843
    >We just go find her and fuck her in a closet whenever we're angry
    A good idea, but one flaw. I know we're a 20 year old pilot, but I don't think even we could keep up that sort of pace.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:44 No.18941844
    Waiting warmly as always.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:45 No.18941847
    >why would you even fuck it

    SOMEONE needs proper punctuation
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)21:45 No.18941848
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    We're not going anywhere.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)21:45 No.18941849
    Do you WANT Minna to castrate us?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:45 No.18941850
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    abandon thread time!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:45 No.18941854
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    We wont develop feelings for her, we'll compete for who has the deepest feelings at any given moment. A glorious action wherein all revelations have to be played off so cool they could freeze, every revelation is no big deal but always going one step further. It is a good thing Britain doesn't have shotgun weddings.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/01/12(Tue)21:45 No.18941855
    I can wait forever planefag~
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:46 No.18941869
    or we'd just get transferred. diego garciaquest here we come!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:47 No.18941881
    Not to be a waifu, just a fuckbuddy. Lord knows we could use the chance to blow off steam. Her too, probably. War is hell, etc.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:47 No.18941882
    Let's not.

    We had our sex competition and it was a draw. If we go back asking for more then we lose.

    We did her, now we're done.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)21:48 No.18941886
    >penalty for sexing a witch and getting her pregnant

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:48 No.18941891
    She couldn't bring herself to harm us. She sees us as Kurt 2.0
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:48 No.18941892
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:48 No.18941900
    Aye aye captain
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:49 No.18941903
    you mean " next time on ballbusting general"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:49 No.18941904
    Oh no you don't. Now it's just a matter of trying to act as sexy as possible around the other.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:49 No.18941907
    >implying that Minna doesn't need the same thing
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:49 No.18941908






    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:49 No.18941911
    I wonder where's Sakamoto right now. It's been weeks since her last appearance.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)21:50 No.18941918
    Oh dear god not Leavenworth. Or worse: PORTSMOUTH. THERE ARE MARINES THERE!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:50 No.18941921
    Recovering from the hot Irish dicking she got.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:50 No.18941923
    Sure, but she's no fun, and full of drama.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:51 No.18941931
    >She sees us as Kurt 2.0
    Are you sure about that? And it's not that she finally got over Kurt and does actually see MC as a person separate from Kurt?
    Because apart from how we fling ourselves into the line of fire, and that we can sing, we're nothing like Kurt.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:51 No.18941937
    >she's no fun
    She told Patton to fuck off so she could fuck us into unconsciousness.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:51 No.18941940
    full of drama can't be argued, but
    >everything we can't do on the floor, lest it hurt your spine
    i think it'd be quite fun
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:51 No.18941943
    Going back there IS losing. To win, we have to make her come to us. That means ignoring her until she gets curious/anxious enough for round two.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:51 No.18941946

    >betraying our sisters heart

    did somebody say snaproll? because i think i heard snaproll.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)21:52 No.18941950
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    maul leave your morals at the door
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:52 No.18941954
    >Sean going after our sister



    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:52 No.18941955
    So be as swaggy and sexually enticing a pilot as possible?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:52 No.18941956
    What now? We don't want no potato farmer on our sister and we never did.

    He does get snap rolls though.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:52 No.18941957
    into palsy, remember "anything we cant do on the floor least I break your back"?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:52 No.18941959
    hah, if our sister fell for sean, there's basically no way for him to win. snaprolls for days
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:53 No.18941964

    Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

    After this sortie, we're going to give Minna some therapy. With our dick.

    "Tell me about your father."

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:54 No.18941976
    >snaprolls for days


    "Hey sean, did you know that, due to the lack of gravity in space, I can snap roll for days on end?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:54 No.18941980
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    i am okay with both of these things
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:54 No.18941989
    There's a line between "fun" and "yandere," and she's so far past it she can't even see the damn thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:55 No.18942001

    we snaprolled him for having the audacity for going after our sister, of course thats only right and proper. fuckig horndog.

    but now suddenly our sister isnt good enough for him?? stuck up prick. that calls for snaprolls obviously.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:55 No.18942005
    >There's a line between "fun" and "yandere,"
    Pfft, maybe for you.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:55 No.18942010

    ...and when I get that feeling, I need sexual healing!!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)21:55 No.18942012
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    Picking Minna's red hair out of the crowd, you violently shove your way over to her Striker Stand. Technicians are hovering around her Strikers, running through pre-flight checks, and Minna herself is bending over a workbench nearby, examining a new weapon along with Chuck and Shirley.

    "Hey, Minna," you tell her. "Um, reporting?"

    "Aww, see, they can be trained!" Minna says, elbowing Shirley.

    "God pilot!" Shirley says. "Want a treat?"

    You stare at her tits.

    Shirley recoils with feigned horror, turning to Chuck.

    "You had that one coming," he says, face impassive.

    "Hmph! Some brother," Shirley says.

    "So what the hell is going on?" you ask.

    "The 101st German Panzer bogged down on the attack in East Anglia," Minna tells you. "Got stuck in against entrenched infantry with anti-tank weapons. There's so little room to maneuver on that front... Patton was attacking on their southern flank, but the Martian counter-attack ran right into his. I guess they had a hell of a slug-fest. Anyways, the 101st is surrounded on three sides. If they don't get some pressure taken off fast, it might develop into a pocket right quick."

    "So they're playing their ace-in-the-hole," you say.

    "Aces," Chuck says. "Aces in the hole."

    "One Ace to a hole, buddy," you mutter.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:55 No.18942014
    >implying they are mutually exclusive

    "hey minna, I think that martian ace is coming on to me!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:56 No.18942025
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:56 No.18942029
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:57 No.18942031
    PAAAAAANNZEEEEEER, what did you do???
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:57 No.18942037
    "Ah, but there are several aces up a sleeve, Yankee!"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:57 No.18942038
    Poor, poor Ian.
    We need a flowchart for him where every course of action ends in snaprolls.
    "So, about that not scrambling my sister ever."
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)21:57 No.18942045
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    Time to bail out the Kents.
    With the REAL 101st I hope...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:58 No.18942049
    So we're saving Panzer's quest? Neat.
    >> Major Airlift 05/01/12(Tue)21:58 No.18942051
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:58 No.18942053
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:59 No.18942066
    and suddenly the two storylines collide

    >"so...uh...about robin..."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:59 No.18942068
    >"Aww, see, they can be trained!" Minna says
    Yeah, I guess finally having sex with a German witch straightened me out a little. You were good there, Minna. Oh wait...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:59 No.18942069
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    Panzers 101st
    Not the Eagles
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/01/12(Tue)21:59 No.18942075
    Oh boy here we go, now to speed up my quest so I am on par...
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)22:00 No.18942079
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    Dear Jesus/planefag,

    Please make this happen

    Arch-Magos Winter.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:00 No.18942091
    >Planefag does a quest
    >Panzer does a quest the next day to keep up

    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)22:01 No.18942095
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:01 No.18942098
    no, you're continuously falling short of even lasting an hour, you literary premature ejaculator
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:01 No.18942106
    Panzer can't write though, you can just ignore that one.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)22:02 No.18942108
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    "I should make flight assignments... hmm." Minna says, rubbing her head.

    "Witches to fighters, y'think?" Chuck suggests, and Minna nods.

    "Pretty much. We can't sling much in ordinance, really. Though we do have this, now." Minna pats the funny weapon on the table.

    You crane your neck, examining it. "What in the fuck is a pie-tat?"

    "I imagine you'll find out," Minna says. "We don't have time for fancy planning - just form up in the air and try to stick with your wingman, that's the plan." She sighs, consulting a clipboard with agitation. "You're flying with your sister, naturally. You too, Chuck. I'll see if I can pair the Witches with pilots they don't want to kill, and vice-versa."

    You get a few more specifics out of Minna, then sprint to your own plane, which is being hooked to an aircraft dolly as you arrive.

    "What's she loaded with?" you ask the man hooking up the shackles to the nose-gear.

    "Two Five-hundred pound general-purpose, impact-fused, ten HVAR rockets for extra boom," he tells you. "Seventy-five percent fuel load - you won't even be going around the block."

    >Sound good?
    >Alter loadout?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:03 No.18942124
    I guess it really IS the "Strike Witches Project" now.

    2 separate quests, a gaggle of little writings at the end of each one, and one more quest in the works.

    How does it feel to have started all this shit, Planefag?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:03 No.18942125
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:03 No.18942127
    Sounds good

    get in air, rendezvous with sis, hand her camera, start making calendars
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:03 No.18942128
    Too bad we missed Shirely's ship, it'd be nice mapping those mountains.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:03 No.18942133
    >You're flying with your sister, naturally.

    so, this is the first chara you kill, aye?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:04 No.18942141
    Put some rockets in the fuel tank. I want my robo-toaster loli.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)22:04 No.18942146
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    Time to get to killing then.
    Pancakinski will not beat us today!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:04 No.18942147
    Sounds good; we're not going far and we need the extra ordnance for close air-support.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:04 No.18942150
    Needs more fuel.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:05 No.18942158
    loadout sounds fine. get in air, keep eyes glued to robin, kill more aliums than cupcake

    and maybe snaproll sean for good measure
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:05 No.18942159
    Sounds good to me
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:05 No.18942164
    We're attacking enemy armor, right? Is two rockets enough?

    Or is it a mixed attack so that we can blow up a pair of tanks and then rat-tat-tat the infantry?

    Not a milfag, what's HVAR?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:05 No.18942167
    Is there a better loadout for ground attack? If not, let's roll with it.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:05 No.18942171
    You guys remember when we sortied at night?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)22:05 No.18942172
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    >my face when
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:05 No.18942173
    Sounds good, let's get in the air and make sure our sister doesn't die. Or see anything horrible.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:06 No.18942177
    Nah, that looks pretty good. We're over friendly territory, so refueling won't be a problem.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)22:06 No.18942179

    MAX OUT fuel. Remember what happened last time?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:06 No.18942180
    Top it off and head the fuck out.
    >> wadsworth 05/01/12(Tue)22:06 No.18942181
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    More fuel
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:06 No.18942189
    2 quarter-ton bombs that go off on impact (that's 'quarter ton of explosives', not 'quarter ton total', iirc) plus 10 High-Velocity rockets.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:07 No.18942198
    They must be really desperate. She can't have had that much training.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:07 No.18942200
    High Velocity Aircraft Rocket
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:07 No.18942201
    2 500 lb bombs
    10 high velocity aircraft rockets
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)22:07 No.18942209

    2 quests, one from planefag and one from panzer, FIVE separate writefaggotries, no fewer than five drawfaggots at some point or another, a TvTropes Recommendation, and a dedicated IRC channel. Plus another quest coming down the pipe.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:08 No.18942213

    Nah, we have 2 500lb bombs, 10 HVAR rockets, aka these:


    So antitank stuff. I don't know, is there a better load?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:08 No.18942219
    think it was mentioned that the 501st and the carrier air wings were basically all they had left that wasn't exhausted, so yea, they're kinda desperate
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:08 No.18942222

    No time to mess around, we need to score kills!
    >> Writefag 05/01/12(Tue)22:09 No.18942225

    >Fighter-Witch pairs.

    48-512th must be having some success with that arrangement, that or it's a natural extension of flying witches and planes as a single unit.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:09 No.18942227
    Now if only any of those things except for the original quest or the one drawfag were good.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/01/12(Tue)22:09 No.18942231
    I feel the love
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:09 No.18942234
    > a TvTropes Recommendation
    When did we get this?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:09 No.18942240
    Do we outrank our sister? Can we theoretically order her to do what we say?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:10 No.18942246
    And the incest fapfic. Can't forget that gem.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:10 No.18942248
    A TvTropes recommendation? Really?

    Wow. Now we can read something while waiting for the next update!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:10 No.18942249
    >dat uncanny valley
    T&L isn't too bad, though. I just wish the fucker writing it would do more.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:10 No.18942251
    Fuck you I ain't writing shit
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:10 No.18942260
    Witches and ace pilots/gnomes maybe.

    Otherwise it was witch+buncha expendable chump escorts.

    To be fair it was that way with some of the aces in the real war though.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:10 No.18942261
    it's all good since the guardians of malta
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:11 No.18942264
    Dooooo Eeeeeeet
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:11 No.18942265
    I don't think we have any command over witches. They have their own CoC.

    We're just tagging along to provide additional firepower.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:11 No.18942267
    if we order her to stay on the ground, people who outrank us will overturn our order, so...probably not
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)22:11 No.18942274
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    Are you trying to contribute? No? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP. At least we TRY.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:12 No.18942276
    Get to it, faggot
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:12 No.18942277
    So, the pony-infested site that banned any "depraved" kind of work (including the book 'Lolita') is recommending Strike Witches Quest? I don't know for how long it will last on that site, since this story got naked underage girls everywhere.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)22:12 No.18942279
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    Before the tech unhooks the aircraft dolly, you make sure he tows the heavy Widow past a fuel truck, which you use to hastily top off your tanks.

    "Whu da fuh you doing tha fo?" Ian inquires.

    You rip his oxygen mask free from his face. He slaps at it in a panic, trying to re-secure it.

    "One more time?"

    "Why the gas?"

    "At low level, full throttle, we'll burn it off pretty fast anyways," you point out. "And I'd like to be prepared."

    With all arrangements made, your crew hops into the fighter, and you take to your seat. Your ground crew didn't have time to replace the canopy, so a temporary plastic patch fills the hole left by the Martian tracer round from last night. The cold engines don't want to start - ground-crew didn't have time to pre-warm the oil. Finally, with much coughing and struggling, both powerplants come online and sputter at idle as they warm up. Nosing into the stream of aircraft lining up at the ramp, you get ready for take-off.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:13 No.18942286
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:13 No.18942287
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:13 No.18942292
    Oh please. Yes, it's good that you're trying, but it's still poor quality. Don't get so buttmad about it, tripfag.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:14 No.18942299
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    >left by the Martian tracer round from last night.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:14 No.18942300
    I meant more in the sense of "stop fucking around grandstanding and keep those damn fighters off my ass! Stay in fucking formation!"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:14 No.18942303
    Lazy piece of shit groundcrew
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:14 No.18942305
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:14 No.18942307
    It begins.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:14 No.18942308

    Once we've got Ian all to ourselves, we need to see if we can weasel some SPLAININ out of him, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:14 No.18942309
    Lets go smash shit
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)22:15 No.18942311
    Damn there really is a mention on tvtropes, planefag, you famous now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:15 No.18942316
    time to go alium huntin'
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:15 No.18942318
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:15 No.18942319
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    Panzerhexen might be the worst god damn writer I have ever seen, but you are seriously comparing that faggot to planefag, cut him some slack. He *is* improving, but he is still a newbie, give em some time
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)22:15 No.18942320
    >mfw wizard story is on there as well

    but my stories are literally retarded I don't understand
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)22:16 No.18942326
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    It's time.

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)22:16 No.18942337
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:16 No.18942338
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    You guys forgot something.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:17 No.18942345
    You're implying we expect substance beyond flesh.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:17 No.18942351
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)22:17 No.18942355
    You're shitting me. Where is it? I can't find it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:17 No.18942356
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:17 No.18942360
    >deceiver, dissembler, thy trousers are alight
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:18 No.18942364
    Jesus fuck he looks weird. Props on the akinator bit though, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:18 No.18942365
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    This means more than one person tried that, which is pretty sad.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:18 No.18942379
    You realize anyone can add anything to Akinator, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:19 No.18942386
    Drawfag is kinda bad at faces. I like his other stuff though.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)22:19 No.18942387
    It's up to fifty searches.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:19 No.18942397
    Well I had to try it out after seeing that so I guess fifty-one now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:19 No.18942399
    >God Tier
    >High Tier
    >Mid Tier
    The guy who mad Fap-Fics in the first 20 threads
    >Low Tier
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:20 No.18942403
    Oh, they returned the page? At least they had the good sense for it. But still, they went on a rampage against anything considered "depraved" by their own standards.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)22:20 No.18942416
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    oh god what is going on with helma
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:21 No.18942417
    Ironically, Strike Witches proper was waved off the chopping block.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:21 No.18942418
    >Is your character known for loud, raucous behaviour?

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)22:21 No.18942421

    Very first entry under General.

    Man, everybody loves you, planefag.

    Funtimes: find other /tg/ works there! Maid quest, a shitton of 40K stuff...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:21 No.18942422
    You did one thing fantastically.

    Now all your other works will get attention.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:21 No.18942424
    Yes. but it means Akinator learned more stuff.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)22:21 No.18942428
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    With a full fuel and strike package aboard, you give the engines all they've got as you taxi onto what passes for a ramp and begin your take-off roll. With full flaps and throttle, the Widow manages to lumber airborne with some runway to spare - damn good thing, because running out means a nice long swim. Swinging around ponderously, you begin several minutes of loitering as you lazily make climbing circles, waiting for Robin to take off.

    "Well, there goes that extra fuel," Sean complains.

    "Relax, that's why we loaded it," you reply. "So we'll have plenty for fighting, after we burn off this surplus."

    "What about him? Three O'Clock?" Ian wonders. Glancing out your canopy you spot Bader's Spitfire loitering nearby, pacing you.

    "Him, not so much. Spitfire's an interceptor... he's got an hour of fuel, tops. Depending on altitude and such."

    "And you burn it faster at low level," Sean mutters.

    "Yeah," Ian says. "I was chatting with Wendeline the other day. She said Bf-109 pilots had about fifteen minutes over England before they hit bingo fuel."

    "Well, there's big fucking wing for you," Sean gripes.

    You watch the long procession of planes orbiting, awaiting a wing-Witch.

    Big Wing, indeed. At least Minna had the foresight to let wing-pairs of aces and Witches sortie as they formed up.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:22 No.18942430
    >No Tier

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)22:22 No.18942432
    What's a standard?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:22 No.18942435
    One mod went on a banning spree the moment they announced the new policy. Most of the stuff he deleted is back.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:22 No.18942437
    I unno, I don't have very many SW reaction images that are more than cutouts of Raisa from the Afrika thingie, and I feel like people will start to notice me if I use them to often.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:22 No.18942440
    But Strike Witches is a deep series for deep people.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:23 No.18942442
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:23 No.18942451
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:23 No.18942455
    >bingo fuel
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:24 No.18942461
    >soo, ian, why you scared of that lynette's big sis?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:24 No.18942462
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:24 No.18942463
    >big wing

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)22:24 No.18942464
    No fuel left.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:24 No.18942465
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:24 No.18942466
    Amount of fuel necessary to return to base. Roughly 50%
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)22:24 No.18942468
    >But Strike Witches a deep- OK, I can't say that with a straight face.
    Fixed that for you.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:24 No.18942471
    Bingo Fuel is the point where you have exactly the amount of fuel you would need to get back to base.

    Once you pass that... well...

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:25 No.18942474
    Enough fuel to get home, meaning time to head home.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:25 No.18942481
    It would be nice if we could get Minna to replace Malory. Too bad it will never happen.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:26 No.18942483
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    I agree
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:26 No.18942485
    >"Yeah," Ian says. "I was chatting with Wendeline the other day.
    Does that have anything to do with the Wilma thing?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)22:26 No.18942494
    Actually, we could put a retarded chimp in charge and he'd do a better job than Malleroy.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:26 No.18942497
    Forget about Minna. How about Luke? Always good to have a gnome in charge.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)22:27 No.18942500
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    >awaiting a wing-Witch

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:27 No.18942501
    The press conferences would be so much more fun too.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:28 No.18942520
    But it left so many compelling questions. Like, why DID that neuroi keep going for their butts?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)22:28 No.18942527
    He would be able to fight all the aliums himself. A retarded human has 10x the strength of a normal man, and a chimp has 10x the strength of a man, so you do the math.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:29 No.18942532
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    >Sir, what are your plans to reduce losses while maintaining effectiveness?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:29 No.18942534
    New plan: we divert Malory on the way to his next press confrence and repace him with a chimp.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/01/12(Tue)22:29 No.18942541
    man, I am not going to lie, I'm so used to the surface guys using big wings, but we have magical things called :electronic warfare: and :hacking: and :stealth: that allow us to cheat, what the hell were they thinking in the 40s, even then, the conventional airdales sucked.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:29 No.18942543
    We need to weaponize retarded chimps. Strap them to bombs and throw them on dreadnoughts.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:30 No.18942545
    Season 1 actually had a few interesting questions, like why did the Neuroi only attack after being provoked? But season 2 kinda shit on that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:30 No.18942546
    They may be able to notice if they look close enough...

    wait.. .I got it!

    We steal his hat and put it on the chimp.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)22:30 No.18942548
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    Because going for vagoo's is not family friendly.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:30 No.18942550
    And to keep him there, we spike his donuts with powerful laxatives.

    Then, to end his career, we take pictures of him in compromising positions with the younger witches
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:30 No.18942555
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:31 No.18942556
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:31 No.18942563
    Yeah they really shit on the whole "there's more to the neuroi than we think" thing with season two.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)22:32 No.18942576
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    Lets do it. Lets do it!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)22:33 No.18942585
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    somebody remembered my filename~
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:34 No.18942609
    How do you think you get families?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:34 No.18942613
    But where are we going to find a chim at this time of night?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:35 No.18942621
    Best kraut, hands down.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)22:35 No.18942622
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    After nearly fifteen minutes of orbiting, you see Robin climbing rapidly to join you. Her Striker is brand shiny-new, the green paint so fresh it still has a slight sheen in the mid-day sun.

    "For the love of - you've got that fucking helmet on, still?"

    "AYUP!" Robin says. "We're riding to Pattons rescue, it's all apropos and shit, you know?"

    "I can see the family resemblance," Sean grunts.

    You grit your teeth.

    "Oh, gee, we can't snap-roll with bombs loaded, can we? So sorry," Sean says with casual insincerity.

    "I will cut you," you grunt as Robin falls in on your wing. Strapped and ready, you set your heading for the front in East Anglia.

    "I hear they're barely ten miles from Eastchurch," Robin says. "Isn't that where you were stationed?"

    "Uhm," you confirm, thinking of the ratty old O-Club and "Paddy" the barkeeper whom you happily robbed. The thought of never trolling him again makes you sad.

    >Robin, stay on my wing NO MATTER WHAT.
    >Robin, engage targets of oppertunity, but if you're attacked, you run for it!
    >Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:35 No.18942626
    The zoo.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:35 No.18942627
    Mallory's office.

    He has a team of them trained to hammer keyboards to inspire his strategies
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)22:36 No.18942635
    He should have one. I mean, he's TESLA. And you can't call yourself a Mad Scientist without a chimp minion.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:36 No.18942639
    Have her do what's sensible, not what BIG BROTHER idiot wants.. ASk how much experience she has, say.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:36 No.18942641
    >Robin, stay on my wing NO MATTER WHAT.
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    Can't wait for SHARKPLANE to get finished.
    >> Writefag 05/01/12(Tue)22:36 No.18942645

    I'll be convinced that SWQ and Planefag is *really* famous when it has it's own TVTropes page, and not just a mention in the Fanfic Reqs of Strike Witches.


    Seriously, someone get on that shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:36 No.18942647
    >Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.

    its the logical division of force. if she gets in deep shell speak up.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:36 No.18942650
    >Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.

    While we want to keep her safe we have a job to do that trumps either of us. We will keep her safe but we need to balance that with doing what we're supposed to do.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:36 No.18942654
    Like hell she'd listen if we told her to bug out.
    >Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.
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    >Robin, stay on my wing NO MATTER WHAT.
    We can't trust her to run, so we'll just have to take it easy for now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:37 No.18942657

    Her inexperience will get her killed, have her stick on our wing.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:37 No.18942658
    >Robin, stay on my wing NO MATTER WHAT.

    "Kid, I know you're a witch, but for the LOVE of god, do NOT go off and do something stupid. This is your first time into combat. I'm a veteran at this point, so if you are EVER going to listen to me, listen when we're in the air."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:37 No.18942659
    >Robin, stay on my wing NO MATTER WHAT.
    >Robin, stay on my wing IF YOU CAN KEEP UP
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)22:37 No.18942660
    Engage Oppertunity, and run for it if attacked.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:37 No.18942665
    >Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.

    She's a witch, yes? Let her do what witches do, while we do what we do.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:37 No.18942668
    >Oh, gee, we can't snap-roll with bombs loaded, can we? So sorry,
    He does realize we're about to get rid of all those bombs, right?

    >Robin, engage targets of oppertunity, but if you're attacked, you run for it!
    If we tell her to stay on us at all times it might end badly.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:37 No.18942673
    >Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.
    Sensible considering our loadouts. As soon as we expend all ground-attack ordnance, we can form up again and take down air targets.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)22:38 No.18942675
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    like this?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:38 No.18942678
    Forgot to add, better to challenge her than sound like we're controlling her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:38 No.18942679
    >mentiond on tvtropes
    >a positive development

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:38 No.18942682
    Engage targets of oppertunity
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)22:38 No.18942684
    You poor child. Big Bro will get you through this.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:38 No.18942686
    [x] Hit air targets while we groundpound

    This is a support mission for the 101st armored. Taking out fliers is all well and good, but they need help with the walkers.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:39 No.18942694
    Robin, keep on my Wing and keep air targets off of my back during attack runs.

    What model strikers is she packing? What gun?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:39 No.18942695
    But girls can't with girls.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)22:40 No.18942706
    >Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:40 No.18942708
    Follow me no matter what.

    Unless i start yelling 'LEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY', then you need to clear a 5-mile hijinx exclusion zone
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)22:40 No.18942712
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    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)22:40 No.18942717
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    pic related
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:41 No.18942722
    Oh god my sides
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:41 No.18942726
    >"Hey Robin - I made ace in a day on my first combat sortie. Bet you can't. Remember - Ground targets don't count."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:41 No.18942727
    Strike witches is from japan, this means that each and every girl in the series can sprout a cock at will, and they're all bigger than yours.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:41 No.18942729
    Jesus fuck, that's horrifying.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:42 No.18942734
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    See for yourself
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:42 No.18942736
    >Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.

    I hope this means she covers us as we bounce the fuck out of the ground targets.

    >b-24 gunship.jpg
    Why aren't we flying that. That seems like fun.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/01/12(Tue)22:42 No.18942741
    >Focus on air targets
    She's an escort fighter, we are an ultra heavy "fighter" and we should be focusing on ground pounding. Having her stuck on our wing is death. Let her fly, but we can treat her as a mobile asset.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:43 No.18942753
    Because FIGHTER pilot.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/01/12(Tue)22:44 No.18942766
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    >ground targets
    >not counting
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:44 No.18942774
    But the dakka. All that dakka.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:44 No.18942778
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)22:45 No.18942792
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:46 No.18942798
    >Robin, focus on air targets while I pound the ground.

    "And don't get yourself fried, gumbo."
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)22:46 No.18942802
    Does this mean MC doesn't know Robin's powers of pyromancy?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:46 No.18942805
    Somehow, I don't think a bolt-action Springfield is all that useful in air-to-air combat.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:47 No.18942817

    She aint shootin' it...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:48 No.18942830
    Well neither is a single MG42, but it doesn't stop them from using 'em.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:48 No.18942833
    Oh shit.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/01/12(Tue)22:49 No.18942840
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    Wrong image, I meant
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:49 No.18942841
    >Dem L1A1s
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)22:49 No.18942842
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    Guess who's going to be lighting all everyone's cigs from now on!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:49 No.18942850
    Witches can affect in flight ballistics a bit.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:50 No.18942854
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    I never liked that bitch anyway.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)22:50 No.18942856
    I wonder if he lost his testicles in the Falklands...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:50 No.18942867
    A bit? They'd better be able to. How many .50 cals does the Widow have? We still have trouble taking out the heavier stuff sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:51 No.18942869
    Better than that bitch Seraphim.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:51 No.18942875
    >implying he wouldn't appropriate yours and bring his total to 5
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)22:51 No.18942876
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    "Robin, this is your first spin, so I need you to stick to my wing no matter what," you tell her. "Watch my ass and make sure no Firebees chew it off for me."

    Robin snaps a sharp salute and does a little roll. "Aye-Aye, Bro!" She falls back a little, dutifully sticking to your wing.

    Jesus. She still thinks its a game. You shove your emotions into a little dark box inside you and fling yourself at the controls, determined to kick ass, take names, and give no fucks.

    As you approach the front the radio chatter intensifies with cries and screams and demands for support, check-six, and the other confusion of war. Ahead, the sky is thickly strewn with the nasty black puff-balls of Martian flack, and long columns of smoke reach into the sky.

    The fields of England are burning.

    "Uh... Bounce Flight, entering combat zone," you call. "Any requests?"

    "The radio's right fucked," you hear a gruff voice reply - Caldwell, if you recall correctly. "Just fly low and pick out anything that looks alium, is all you can do."

    >Pickle payload on the first alium-y thing you see?
    >Do a once-over and look for targets?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:51 No.18942881
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:51 No.18942883
    At least that has an appreciable rate of fire. A bolt-action rifle isn't going to do shit against a moving aircraft.

    We should give her one of our Thompsons after this.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:52 No.18942886
    4 .50s and 4 20mm cannons

    The cannons are garbage tier Hispanos though.

    Maybe one day we will get some delicious Mauser revolver cannons.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)22:52 No.18942894

    Think about it. The other flights will be behind us. We need to pick targets out for them, and give Robin a relatively painless blooding.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:52 No.18942898
    >Bounce Flight


    Do a once-over, and watch for competent aliums that might show up.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/01/12(Tue)22:52 No.18942899
    >implying witches are subject to F=M/A
    They have magic that literally rapes physics, I mean they can track things that require modern day supercomputers to do!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:52 No.18942900
    >Do a once-over and look for targets
    Let's not waste this shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:52 No.18942901
    Do a once-over, considering how much death we're carrying we'll want to deliver our presents to the Aliums who deserve it the most..
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:52 No.18942902
    Do a once over, make 'em count.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:53 No.18942907
    Well fuck you too, planefag
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)22:53 No.18942909
    Once over. We don't want to accidentaly our own men.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:53 No.18942912
    Look for targets. We only have so many bombs.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:53 No.18942913
    Gonzo seems to have really butchered the source material in favor of fanserivce (nothing new for them)

    >have her focus on the air while we attack the ground target.

    She's the MC sister, she won't sit still and if anything she's safer than we are as most witches can take a hit or two with their shields.

    If anything the urge to bounce is very strong in her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:53 No.18942915
    >Do a once-over and look for targets
    We don't want to waste payload on crippled Martians or enemy armor that the 101st already have on the ropes. We're here to take out the heavy stuff.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:53 No.18942916
    Look for the best targets, we need to secure the guy's retreat.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:53 No.18942918
    Once over and look for targets. Specifically, big nasty things headed towards the 101st. Killing guys in the back won't help them at all.

    Rocket any enemy armor.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:53 No.18942919
    >"Aye-Aye, Bro!" She falls back a little, dutifully sticking to your wing.

    >Do a once-over and look for targets
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:53 No.18942920

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)22:53 No.18942925
    Real men fight with nuggets, dem pigstickers man.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:53 No.18942926

    give it a glance over. we wouldnt want to blow our load in a three pence whore if the slightly overweight red headed bakers daughter is lurking in the weeds.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:53 No.18942930
    Once-over for HVTs first. No need to blow the bomb load on the first squid we fly over.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:54 No.18942936
    SCAN FOR TARGETS and tell Robin to keep her eyes peeled.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:54 No.18942937
    What? It doesn't matter how well they can track an alium if all they can do is plink at it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:54 No.18942942
    >Do a once-over and look for targets?
    No point in wasting good bombs on stupid targets.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:54 No.18942954

    But be sure to groundpound anything seeming especially threatening in an immediate manner. Or that is just too damn freaky to exist another moment.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:55 No.18942970
    >Do a once-over and look for targets?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:56 No.18942979
    Another good reason to scan first, we make our sister want to be like us and act professional and methodical.

    That way she doesn't do all the insane, reckless shit that we do.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:56 No.18942990
    Do a once-over and look for targets
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)22:56 No.18942997
    Didn't we already?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:57 No.18943006
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)22:57 No.18943008
    >implying that bolt action rifles weren't used for anti air.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:57 No.18943019
    They're boxed in on three sides. We should use our payload specifically to prevent them getting pocketed as mentioned.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)22:58 No.18943034
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    >in b4 Mio's too slit-sore to fly straight
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:58 No.18943035
    Look for targets. Nothing short of making tomorrow's headlines will do. Also we should scream in the radio to scare Robin and get her head in the game.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:59 No.18943047

    yeah but that was literal this is metaphor.

    also, im telling minna you called her overweight.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:59 No.18943050
    >INB4 S.A.S
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:59 No.18943052
    >implying anyone ever hit a plane with an Arisaka
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:00 No.18943061
    >Implying magick.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:00 No.18943063
    How do you deal with someone trying to encircle your allies? That's right, you blow one side of that (up-and-coming) pocket to Kingdom Come.

    Also, from the OP: that was a bullet dodge so epic, MC probably shifted dimensions while dodging so hard.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:00 No.18943064
    >insert bi-plane joke here
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)23:00 No.18943075
    >implying that 100's of arisaka's firing at a low flying plane at once didn't kill planes.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:01 No.18943092
    She's mostly overweight around the chest area, so it's all good.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:01 No.18943101
    >Implying that was the slightest bit effective

    >Implying that it wouldn't be even less pointlessly ineffective in air-to-air combat, at even higher speeds

    Fire rate in air-to-air comabt is an incredibly big deal.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:02 No.18943108
    Man, Sakamoto's face there never gets old.

    Also, scan for targets.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:02 No.18943109
    It didn't?

    If there were 100s japs out of cover within sight of an Allied plane, they were getting bombed to shit
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:02 No.18943115
    >implying FUCKING MAGIC
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    Awwww yeah
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)23:03 No.18943128
    Hey i'm just saying, that's what it was made for.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:03 No.18943132
    >Seriously, i don't think that i can imply magic hard enough.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/01/12(Tue)23:04 No.18943143
    ...If the witch can make a bullet act like a heat seeker/radar guided missile

    fire rate means nothing for one shot/one kill approaches.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:04 No.18943144
    Okay, what's the full version of that called?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)23:04 No.18943148

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)23:04 No.18943152
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    "Robin, help me look for targets. Ian, Sean, keep your eyes on the sky, ay?"

    Ian mutters, but he knows Robin's young eyes are almost as sharp as his, and besides, you won't be bombing anybody if you get bounced yourself. Opening the Widows throttles wide, you enter a shallow dive and go skimming over the front lines, looking for advancing enemies.

    "BAD GUY!" Robin screams, and you instinctively jink down and left, pushing the Widow's nose right with the rudder to throw off any Martian gunner trying to track you.

    "What? Where?"

    "Ground fire, the - the zapper thing!" Robin shouts. "I saw the vapor trail!"

    "Not bad," Ian allows. Masers leave a tell-tale line of vapor, after the beam zaps the moisture in the air.

    "Think it came from... shit, I dunno," Sean allows. You close the radiator flaps on your engines a bit for a little more streamlining - and speed. It's a goddamn mess down here.

    "BANDIT, FOUR O'CLOCK!" Sean cries. "Gimme the guns!"

    "I- I see him!" Robin calls, sounding exhilarated and terrified at the same time.

    Well, fuck.

    >Ditch bombs and fight?
    >Run for it on the deck?
    >Make Robin make a SAMMICH and complete your reece run?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:05 No.18943164


    You need dedicated marksman types like Lynnette to pull that shit off, and even she uses a goddamn AT rifle, not a fucking Springfield.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:05 No.18943166
    Yes and it was just as effective as the rest of the vast majority of Japanese weapon innovations like clip-fed machineguns and those fucking stupid things they tried to pass off as tanks.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:05 No.18943168

    The only witch that can magic bullet trajectory is Lynette, and even then not by a huge amount.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:05 No.18943171
    Ditch the bombs. If he wants a fight, we'll give him a fight.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)23:05 No.18943173
    >Make Robin make a SAMMICH and complete your reece run?
    First blood. Straightforward. Let her down easy.

    Poor thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:06 No.18943183
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    >"BANDIT, FOUR O'CLOCK!" Sean cries. "Gimme the guns!"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:06 No.18943196
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:06 No.18943199
    >Make Robin make a SAMMICH and complete your reece run?

    Stick to your bombs. Robin has the BLOOD OF THE PILOT in her.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/01/12(Tue)23:06 No.18943202
    >SAM unit
    DIVE AND TAKE IT, It can't lock on if we are close enough, absortion in the lower denser atmosphere assuming standard microwave properties should increase our armor. Have Robin give us some support, while we GO IN BALLS DEEP and attack it at point blank range with our cannons.

    GO GO GO.

    (Modified Run for it, but run AT it.)
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/01/12(Tue)23:06 No.18943204

    >Make Robin make a SAMMICH and complete your recce run?

    We have got to yell at her to "make us a sammich" as we enact this plan.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:06 No.18943205
    I like sandwiches?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:07 No.18943209
    Run for it on the deck.

    Having the bombs is a big part of the purpose for us here. If we ditch them, then we pretty much fail half of our mission.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:07 No.18943213
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)23:07 No.18943214
    Make Robin a Sammich. We need to complete our Recon.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)23:07 No.18943216
    Those were tanks?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:07 No.18943219
    >Make Robin make a SAMMICH and complete your reece run?
    We can't just ditch the bombs without a clear target.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:07 No.18943223
    >Make Robin make a SAMMICH and complete your reece run?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:08 No.18943227
    >Make Robin make a SAMMICH and complete your reece run

    The springfield is dumb and we'll make a note to give her something better, okay guys?

    Of course, as soon as we get within 20 yards of Robin on the ground, Bishop Bitch will launch a stream of spiderbots from her nethers or some other goddamn thing once again.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:08 No.18943228
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:08 No.18943234
    Hold onto the bombs. Remember, we're here to SAVE THE GROUND BOYS.

    Do some evasive and have Robin take him out.

    Remember, witches have those shields. She'll be fine.

    Still need to get Minna to teach us some magic.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:08 No.18943235
    >Run for it on the deck?
    >Make Robin make a SAMMICH and complete your reece run?
    These. I think. We should let Robin and Sean/Ian deal with it. We need to stay focused on higher priority targets.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:08 No.18943241
    Yeah, there's friendlies down there.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:09 No.18943251
    >Still need to get Minna to teach us some magic.
    Something tells me we won't be learning much during her lessons.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:09 No.18943253
    Need to get robin one of these

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:09 No.18943256
    >Make Robin make a SAMMICH and complete your reece run?

    Hope she's good enough to pull this off otherwise its going to be a really bad day for us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:09 No.18943261
    mission mission mission
    we do our jobs in war
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:10 No.18943266
    No, those were tin cans filled with gasoline that they called tanks
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)23:10 No.18943268
    Take that pansy ass merlin shit somewhere else.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:10 No.18943275
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:10 No.18943284
    find the nearest thing to ditch bombs on
    then rape
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:11 No.18943286
    >Make Robin make a SAMMICH and complete your reece run?
    Round out one motion, move into another.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:11 No.18943294
    Yeah yeah, you're so big and bad. Letting pride get in the way of your power.

    Remember when we caused the lighting to short out? Made the engines start when they shouldn't have? That was our magic.

    We should use it to the maximum: It'll save our lives and let us kill more martians.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:12 No.18943305
    Zucchini uses one.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:13 No.18943318
    Perfect. Steal hers and give it to Robin.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)23:13 No.18943323
    No, heres the difference: That's gnome magic. Engines, Mechanics, feats of marksmanship, all that is good old gnoming. Shields? Fireballs? Magic Missiles? That's wizard stuff. We don't touch that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:13 No.18943324
    And give her a box of dried spaghetti
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:14 No.18943343
    I think we're fine on our own. Witches probably couldn't teach gnomes much anyway. It's too different.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:15 No.18943365
    >dried spagetti

    we just want to troll her, not make her commit suicide.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:15 No.18943366
    >Run for it on the deck?
    >Make Robin make a SAMMICH and complete your reece run?
    Between these too, keep bombs and Robin close, evade and recon as everyone else fires on the bogey.
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:16 No.18943374
    Or a BAR. Shirley uses one, so there's probably spares of either on-base.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:16 No.18943383
    So, you don't want us to be able to shoot fireballs from our fingertips

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:17 No.18943397
    How about we get her something that could actually do some damage, like one of Sanya's flugihammers.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:17 No.18943402
    Guns are so much more satisfying and gnome-able. Now shields? Fuck yes we need shields.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:18 No.18943408
    Come on man, we have an awesome and interesting power that we actually need to get creative with and you want to got with some boring ass fireballs?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:18 No.18943411

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:19 No.18943422
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:19 No.18943425
    It's pretty hard to keep on someone's tail when you're holding your arms out of the cockpit trying to point your fingers at them.
    Besides, it's not gonna happen. Might as well spend our time doing something more constructive. Our magic is pretty well plot dependent, I think.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)23:19 No.18943428
    How would we project them outside the Widow? We don't have enough energy for that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:19 No.18943444
    It can't hurt to ask.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:20 No.18943448
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:20 No.18943454
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:20 No.18943455
    She doesn't even use clockface terminology.

    Good gods, how little training does she have?
    At least we know she's a good shot 'cause she's our sister.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:20 No.18943461
    Magic foci in the nose. MC focuses on the foci (lol) and then MAGIC SHIELD.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:21 No.18943466
    The best it'd allow is a personal shell in case something gets through the Widow. We're better off just trying to fly well.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:21 No.18943468
    All I want is a shield.

    One little shield that we can stick wherever the enemy is coming from.

    Hell, I'd suggest putting a witch in the plane to do that if we couldn't do it ourselves with training.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:21 No.18943470
    >How would we project them outside the Widow? We don't have enough energy for that.
    Wait, why can't we gnome the magic shield machines? I mean they are made of MAGIC and MACHINE, totally what we do. Either we can power it with our goddamn engines or have Minna give us a tingly magic blowjob to pump us up for it.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)23:22 No.18943485
    And we lose our magical PILOT abilities. Not a good trade.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:22 No.18943486

    Too Short-ranged.

    Give her a Bazooka/Panzerschreck with thermobaric warheads.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:23 No.18943497
    For fuck's sake, people. We're a pilot. If some bastard manages to line up a shot on us we've already fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:23 No.18943503
    >machine affinity

    Rather than project an actual shield, maybe we could strengthen the hull of the plane itself?

    I'd love to see a martian's face when his rockets just bounce off.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:24 No.18943517
    What? We don't lose anything. Witches fly, shoot, and shield at the same time. We should be able to multi-task as well.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:24 No.18943521
    You have no proof of that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:25 No.18943529
    Also, precision is a problem with our Gnome powers.

    We'd short out our plane if we used it without further training.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)23:25 No.18943534
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    From the looks of the ground, somebody really needs those 500 pounders on-time, on-target. And you know your sister - when it comes to protecting you, she's hell-on-fucking-wheels.

    You drop a notch of flap to prepare for low-speed maneuvering, the better to spare your birds overloaded airframe. "Robin, get a little distance!" You make a nice, easy evasive turn, easy for the incoming bandit to follow.

    "Fucking smoking sled!" Sean calls, and your blood goes cold. Those've got the firepower to fuck you with one pass. "He's saddling up on us!" Sean cries.

    "ROBIN, NOW!"




    "SHIT," Sean screams, and you shove the stick down and left, putting the bandit in Sean's overhead gun-arc as you begin a guns-defense turn against the attackers turning arc.


    -Rockets zip by your right wing, and you reach for the bomb toggles, knowing you can't begin any decent defensive maneuvering with a payload-

    - something green flashes to the right, in your peripheral vision, and Sean starts shouting.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:25 No.18943535
    Okay, get this. Let's start with what we know
    >Planefag and Panzer are working on something together
    Let's adapt on it a bit
    >Joint Assault or operation of some kind
    And let's assume the obvious
    >MC flying around tank witches

    Gentlemen, my proposition is a simple one. Ignore all strike witch waifus.
    When we get around to meeting up with the tank witches, we shall waifu the Texas witch because she is the best witch.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:25 No.18943539
    >Talking to Magos

    Seriously just let it go guys
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:26 No.18943545
    We make simple mechanisms and electronics do tricky stuff. I think armour plating is too simple for us.
    Tesla's anti-friction field, on the other hand, could be useful.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:26 No.18943556
    Robin shot a fireball didn't she
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:26 No.18943564
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:27 No.18943569
    bayonet lunge?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:27 No.18943572
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    Robin punched the alien to death...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:27 No.18943575
    >Green fireball
    Is she a fel witch?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)23:27 No.18943579
    Trade off: We concentrate more on the shields, making them large enough to be useful, than we do on piloting. This leads to a fiery death. Got it?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:27 No.18943581
    It's as long ranged as she needs it to be.

    And Jesus fuck Robin must have NO training to be saying "Over there! On the ground!". We gotta train her or she /will/ die.

    >Implying planefag isn't going to kill her now
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:28 No.18943587
    Do we have a bit of greek in our blood
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:28 No.18943589
    It doesn't take a magician to keep a plane straight and level bro.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:28 No.18943592
    Welp. This is most likely going to end badly for everyone around.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:29 No.18943601
    The Widow comes with an autopilot
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:29 No.18943602
    That was the maser you goof.
    >It's super effective!
    >MARTIUM fainted...
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)23:30 No.18943616
    True. But try doing it while evading, attempting to shoot down the other fucker, and having two assholes yapping in the back seats. Do you see where I'm going with this?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)23:30 No.18943626
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    "What the hell are you sperging about!?" you shout, highly irritated and still unaware if a bandit is trying to eat your ass whole.

    "Robin just rammed the fucking Martian! He's bugging out!"

    Robin sidles up to your right wing, looking extremely embarrassed and studying the ground studiously.

    "What the hell?"

    "I kind of.... panicked," Robin says. "So I just, uh, you know. Instinct."

    You peer at Robin, lifting your goggles for a better, untinted look. "Robin, what the fuck are you carrying?"

    "A rifle?"

    "What kind?"

    "A Springfield... with a bayonet..."

    You stare at your adorable little sister, slack-jawed and utterly stunned.

    "Guess she did need the helmet," Ian says, unflappable.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:30 No.18943627
    Goddamn it she's going to die. Then Minna's going to die for sending her up there with what is clearly abso-fucking-lutely no formal training whatsoever.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:31 No.18943632
    maser is colorless, hence "heat-ray" instead of "beam"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:31 No.18943643

    Yeah. Training? What training? Strap planepants on her and ship her out.

    We gotta fix this shit RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I'm in with the Minna-Waifu crowd, but fuck that Robin's gonna die if we don't do something as soon as our wheels hit the tarmac.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)23:31 No.18943644
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    I wonder what all the fuss is about
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:31 No.18943645
    >bayonet fucking fixed
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:31 No.18943647
    I'll tell you what, those shields would have been useful when we rammed that freighter.

    Wait, did we...?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:32 No.18943651
    ...that's fucking metal.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:32 No.18943653
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    Is this...Moe!?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:32 No.18943658
    Get her a nugget.

    Son-of-a-bitch is a god damned longspear
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:32 No.18943662
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    > Keeping a plane straight and level is an awesome way to not die
    > Autopilot is capable of advanced combat maneuvers
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:32 No.18943666
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    hate to say it, but that's war
    kids made to kill
    survivors grow up really fast
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:32 No.18943667
    ...Well if that's how it's going to be, at least tell her to try weaponizing her shields.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:32 No.18943668
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:32 No.18943671
    W-Was that No'op?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:32 No.18943672
    That is what the shield is for is it not?
    >> Writefag 05/01/12(Tue)23:33 No.18943674

    Dunno, the show put Yoshika up in the air without formal training either.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:33 No.18943676
    No. We didn't. We did fine without them, let's not waste time on this shit when it's hard enough as it is to get anything done.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:33 No.18943677
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    >Robin was sent up without being given any real idea of what to do
    And you fags want to waifu Minna.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:33 No.18943678
    Did we produce a shield? Maybe... That would be awesome if we did!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:33 No.18943683
    >Robin bayonetting a Martian while FUCKING AIRBORNE

    ...okay, who the fuck was responsible for her training, and shove a boot up their ass.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)23:33 No.18943684
    I think we just crash landed on it. Not rammed it. Not sure.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:33 No.18943685
    noop's a groundpunder, so no.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:33 No.18943687
    We need to get this girl a melee weapon of some sort
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:33 No.18943688
    "Hey guys, good news is that once we drop our bombs you're only getting snaprolled once. Bad news is it's going to be one endless fucking roll all the way to base!"
    She probably got about as much as the rest of them and panicked a little. Minna's told us her job is basically 'acquire child soldiers, try to keep them alive'
    Keep in mind she paired Robin with us. We've got something of a knack for keeping the witches flying, even aside from the sibling thing.
    >nb4 Minnafag
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:33 No.18943691
    It's just wasteful to send someone like her into a fight she's not prepared for.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:33 No.18943695
    I hope not. Getting rammed like that hurts even your soul/whatever aliums have.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:34 No.18943697
    >"What the fuck, A'AC'E? What are you doing?"
    >"I don't know! Some bitch decided to fucking RAM me!"
    >"But you're in the air."
    >"I KNOW"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:34 No.18943698
    No, we just crashed. Stop being weird.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:34 No.18943699
    This is not "Some kid".

    This is your little sister.

    She will fucking die if you faggots fuck up and go "HERP DERP TROLLIN' AND BOUNCIN' FUCK THE MINNAFAGS"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:34 No.18943700
    She had some training, and if I remember correctly she wasn't ordered to fly in that first fight.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)23:34 No.18943703
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    Does that mean our sister is a mary-sue?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:34 No.18943704
    N'oo'p is a ground pounder, not a pilot.
    Sp'ss K'dt, on the other hand... nah. No way.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:34 No.18943710
    Wait, fixed bayonet Robin?

    That's just an extension of her tackling-

    Oh my god, she has magical charging attacks. Probably like using magic as a rocket booster.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:35 No.18943724
    >Implying it wasn't Sp'ss K'dt
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:36 No.18943731
    Well remember on the beach she tackled MC so hard it momentarily removed his consciousness from his body.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:36 No.18943735
    Say what? It's Minna's fault she's up here in the first place. The Minnafags would be the ones against training her, if anyone (hopefully this will be a bipartisan issue, so to speak).
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:36 No.18943745
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    Get her one of those sets and she'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:37 No.18943748
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    Robin was pulled right out of ACV.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:37 No.18943751
    Minna isn't Allied High Command
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:37 No.18943753
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    Who's thinking what I'm thinking....
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:37 No.18943757
    But she sent her up here with us, which is probably the smartest thing to do.

    Besides he has to learn sometime, somehow.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:37 No.18943759
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    I propose a new weapon for Robin
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:37 No.18943763
    we knew this all along, remember the first thing we said when the pic was unveiled "airborne bayonet? bitch's mental"

    then again not as dumb as air samurai, air raipier and air Ghurka, all canonical SW material
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:38 No.18943772
    >Minna's fault
    Minna's first responsibility is to keep her squadron flying and fighting with the rest of the military. she may like us, but that doesn't mean she can put robin on permanent desk-jockey status. plus, at least she's with us
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:38 No.18943784
    Nah already done. Remember that little figment of our imagination?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:39 No.18943787
    Is that from Medaka Box? Didn't think I'd be seeing that around here.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:39 No.18943789
    >Ghurka Witch
    Do want
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:39 No.18943796
    Yes, Minna's the one who sent her up. But she also made sure to pair her up with us, who has a knack for keeping witches alive.

    Also, sending up nuggets like Robin was what happened during WW2. There's nothing out of place about it, nor is Minna to blame for it when it's standard policy to do so.

    I've been saying that Robin needs flight training from the German pilots, but it always gets side-lined when a chance to troll someone comes up.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)23:40 No.18943810
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    I hate saying it, but I really wouldn't mind having a shield focus, as long as it is that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:40 No.18943812
    >Minna's first responsibility is to keep her squadron flying
    Emphasis on keep. She's the one always bitching about wanting more autonomy with her squad. It's just stupid to send someone with this little training into a fuckfest like we have right now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:40 No.18943820
    Oh man, that's just too cute.

    Her special ability is TACKLE.

    Or maybe body slam.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:41 No.18943829
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:41 No.18943832
    We need to get Erica to train her

    Harttman never lost a wingman
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:41 No.18943844
    One more thing.

    A green dashing tackle?

    There's only one character I remember using it.

    Shao Khan.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:42 No.18943857
    Fuck off
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:42 No.18943858
    This makes sense. Plus, Erica probably wouldn't try anything with her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:42 No.18943867
    It's entirely possibke Robin was being trained by Minna this since she got here. The world doesn't revolve around us, you know.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:42 No.18943869
    As a bonus, Erica can teach her to quickly and effectively crush the balls of any male who tries to fuck her. It's a win/win for us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:43 No.18943875
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    don't you put that evil on us anon
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:43 No.18943884
    i like this plan
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:43 No.18943885
    get out get out Get out GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:43 No.18943887
    "I don't know what I'm doing!"

    Nope. No training.

    She DID get taught to manifest a shield, so there's that. Probably witch boot-camp or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:43 No.18943888
    >Find Sean limping through the halls holding his crotch
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)23:44 No.18943890
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    Yo, don't be hating on the miko witches, short red skirt is cute.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:44 No.18943892
    Whelp, so much for that slashfic.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:44 No.18943893
    I have no idea. It was posted in an AC General once so I saved it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:44 No.18943897
    >the world doesn't revolve around us

    Bullshit. Prove it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:44 No.18943898
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:44 No.18943906
    MC curled up on the tarmac, crying for his lost boys
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:46 No.18943927
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:46 No.18943930
    she wont crush onii-san's , we were her first an only
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:46 No.18943935
    On one hand, Shao Khan is a murderous asshole.

    On the other hand, he is a master troll.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:46 No.18943940
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)23:46 No.18943941

    "Robin, did you just bayonet the fucking Martian?"

    "Uh, yes?"


    "B-but it worked!" Robin objects as you roll your plane to look out the left window, searching for targets.

    "But nothing! What's next, enchanted rocks!?"

    "That one Brit was using a bow," Ian says. "He did pretty damned good."

    "And I use a frikkin sword! Works, too!" Sean adds.

    "I hate you all," you mutter. "You, you, backwards backwoods rock-chucking heathens."

    "I still don't see any targets," Ian gripes.

    A farmhouse below and ahead explodes in a towering geyser of wood, flame and dirt.

    "Hey, lets look over there," Ian suggests.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:46 No.18943946
    You go into combat, you'll have no idea what your doing, reguardless of how much training you've had.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:47 No.18943959
    America fuck yeah!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:47 No.18943962
    Very much so.

    Also, I don't expect many of you to have actually looked at the source material, but in canon Meeyafooji and Lynette both had absolutely no fuckdamn clue what they were doing at first, either. It doesn't seem like it's unusual for novice witches to be sent up soon after arrival on-base.

    Sticking Robin with us on this one was basically the best thing Minna could have done in terms of first sorties. And she's got to learn some time.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:49 No.18943976
    I love our team. We're a comedy routine. We're the instigator, Sean's the abuse-taker, Ian's the straight man.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:49 No.18943985
    America FUCK YEAH!

    Now let's go and find something to shoot.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:50 No.18943989
    So Minna trusts us more than sakabroto?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:50 No.18943992

    Right. When this mission is done, we're calling in any and all possible favors from the witches who like us to come and help get Robin trained up and up to speed ASAP.

    Also a better gun. If she complains, we'll put bayonet lugs on said better gun. Even if it's an M1919.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)23:50 No.18944003
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    Of course, it gets written into every AFI anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:51 No.18944005
    With our sister, yeah.

    Speaking of which, I wonder who Meeyafoogee got paired with.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:51 No.18944008
    I think Sakamoto's still too busy keeping two carriers of Marine pilots form raping their way accross the base.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:51 No.18944012
    It's not so much a lack of training, since Lynne was training in ep 2, but a lack of experience, which was a real world problem.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:51 No.18944014
    What? Something from the series?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:51 No.18944016
    Shit, I can imagine it now.

    Robin zipping around, crushing Martians with a giant hammer and tackling straight through their ships while relentlessly taunting them for failing.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:51 No.18944018
    >Giving everyone puppies*
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:52 No.18944032
    ESPECIALY if it's a m1919!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:52 No.18944034
    Yup. That's a bad idea though.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:52 No.18944035
    Where the fuck did he get a bunch of puppies anyway?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:52 No.18944036
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    If I may make a suggestion
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:53 No.18944045
    Well, there were enough bitches lying around...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:53 No.18944048
    Mio was the one who kept Miafoogee and Lyn under her wing and now it seems we are her first pick.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:53 No.18944052
    M97 with bayonet?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:54 No.18944060
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    Aviation: consummate professionalism.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:54 No.18944065
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:55 No.18944084
    Remember what we did with Cupcaesky? Guess what?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:55 No.18944086
    >Bayonet on everything
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:55 No.18944089
    After sortie (if we and Robin survive) locate witches with experience. Then cajole, sweet-talk, coax, wheedle, convince or otherwise make said witches with experience share said experience with your sister because otherwise she'll die and that is not something we want for our sister. At all. Ever.

    And if witches with experience refuse for some reason, unleash the full fury of troll mode on them, until they either break down and train your sister or break down and break you in half.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:55 No.18944092
    Well, in the series her schedule was considerably less hectic, from the looks of it too. Mio's probably got ashit-ton mor eto deal with now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:55 No.18944096
    I'm cool with it. I can't help but feel we can bayonet something bigger. Perhaps a small artillery.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:55 No.18944097
    That is a lightning fast gestation period.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:56 No.18944108
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:56 No.18944112
    It's magic.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:56 No.18944113
    I support this
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)23:56 No.18944115
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    Roaring towards the recently-asploded farmhouse, you take a closer look. The fields east of the former building are on fire, flaming fields of wheat sending huge, billowing curtains of smoke sky-high. Your sharp eyes pick out shapes lurching through the smoke - Martian walker-tanks, with a few Tripods tagging along after, for good measure. Well, shit.

    The fields to the west are littered with little dots, a few on fire, you take for knocked-out tanks. From the road separating the huge fields, running right by the recently-immolated farmhouse, you see little flashes of light. Cannon fire.

    "Lower, goddamit - good!" Sean calls as you thunder straight down the lane, presenting Martian gunners with a medium-distance 90-degree deflection shot. Sean murmurs indistinctly into the intercom mic as he gives the scene another, longer look from his seat in the back as you fly over.

    "Looks like two platoons of tanks are making a stand at a low ridgeline along that road," Sean says. "Think I saw some Witch shields flashing, too. And I'll be damned if they ain't in trouble."

    "Time to earn our pay, eh?" you say glibly.


    "Thanks for killing the moment, asshole," you mutter.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:56 No.18944117
    I'm in it less for the shotgun and more for how stupid huge that particular bayonet is.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:57 No.18944121
    Damn, now I feel sort of guilty.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:57 No.18944122
    like fucking magic...
    oh wait
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:57 No.18944123
    What if some have... Sexual experience....
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:57 No.18944134
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:58 No.18944143
    What the fuck Sean?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:58 No.18944144
    That's what the postthread is for!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:58 No.18944145
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    Our sister is now Vita.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:58 No.18944146
    WELL, Some Ground attack witches are know to lug around 40mm Bofors cannons. And Trude in jet-strikers had the 5cm Bordkanone.

    So yes, if we could find an infantry gun or aricraft cannon of soem sor, we definitely could give her artillery with a bayonet.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:58 No.18944150
    That would be Trude and Erica, then. They've been flying in combat since this was just a war between humans, so they've got the most experience among the 501st.
    Maybe Shirley as well, since she's Army Air Corps.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:58 No.18944156
    >dashing attacks
    She's slowly becoming Lu Bu.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:58 No.18944158
    Goddammit Sean.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:59 No.18944163
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:59 No.18944165
    We can't pursue her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:59 No.18944168
    Or a spear. Or a fucking JOUSTING LANCE.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:59 No.18944170
    Just like the fapfic, eh?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)23:59 No.18944173
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    We will resume TOMORROW, same time, same place. I'll go to OTHER WORK in the morning and then we will ASPLODE things.

    Y'alls will be here, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:59 No.18944175
    >Kathy train Robin
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:59 No.18944177
    Oh, hell yes.

    We just need her to become more confident.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:59 No.18944178
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:59 No.18944179
    Remember what happens when we drop these bombs Sean. Just remember.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:59 No.18944180
    Little sister getting sexed up by Cupcake or Eila is preferable to little sister getting burned to death by alium maser, or being torn to meat-shreds by alium flak.

    Also, little sister would likely knee them in the boobs and initiate counter-sexin', if anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:00 No.18944181
    i wish we could play the recordings of the goings-on in our plane for the entire base, just to fuck with sean and ian.

    time to bomb aliums
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:00 No.18944189
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    No, seriously. Don't. If you hit on my sister I'll fucking end you, man, woman, brass, or witch.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:00 No.18944190
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:00 No.18944197
    Da, Comrade, Da
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:00 No.18944200
    Ok sure.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:00 No.18944203
    Aw yeah baby, time for a double feature.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:00 No.18944204
    I see 0 downsides to this
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:01 No.18944208
    We should get Minna too. This is her job, after all.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:01 No.18944210
    Prioritize the walker-tanks. Tripods are easy to immobilize.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:01 No.18944211
    We stand by your side, PF.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:01 No.18944221
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    i'm not sure i'll be able to make it to a computer tomorrow...but, i'll try
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:01 No.18944225
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:01 No.18944227

    Oh yes... we will.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:01 No.18944230
    We shall endure until then.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:02 No.18944232

    Robin is now Shao Khan, Vita, or Lu Bu.

    We have to decide.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:02 No.18944235
    I've got nowhere else to be.
    Except work but fuck that.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:02 No.18944242
    Where did my tears go?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:02 No.18944248
    Lu Bu.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)00:03 No.18944252
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    Beats the shit out of getting complained at by anon because of awesome writing... I mean see you tomorrow?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:03 No.18944254
    Why can't she be Lu Vita Khan?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:03 No.18944260
    >Robin Young in Lu Bu outfit in Red strikers with a fuckhueg halberd
    >> archivalfag 05/02/12(Wed)00:03 No.18944261
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    Fuckin' neato.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:03 No.18944264
    Like fuck we are letting crasher o hare train our sister.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:04 No.18944271
    I'm thinking she'll be better off in the hands of Trude and Erica. Shirley's just gonna teach her how to go fast then be disappointed that she can't go faster.
    I know the source material is Japanese and they think speed is everything, but it really isn't.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:04 No.18944274
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    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/02/12(Wed)00:04 No.18944279
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    Jawohl, Kommandant.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:05 No.18944291
    >She is also wearing a skull helmet with stuffed rabbits instead of horns.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:05 No.18944299
    This is happening. It must.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:05 No.18944300
    Everyone remember this so we can rope Yoshika and keep saving lives.

    I wonder, do the Neuroi do as real pilots? They just see that dachshund over red and go NOOOOPE?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:05 No.18944301

    I can totally hear it in my head
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:05 No.18944302
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:06 No.18944306
    Yep. If training her doesn't work this is the back up plan.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:06 No.18944315
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:08 No.18944352
    >Imotou will slowly become Lu Bu
    I am more than ok with this
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:09 No.18944365
    I can see robin as a heavily armored brute force collision weapon. Like an air-to-air tallboy, sorta.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:09 No.18944366

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:09 No.18944367
    work til midnight tomorrow


    aw well guess I'll just have to find the sexy-time threads of MC and Cupcake
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:09 No.18944369
    >do the Neuroi do as real pilots? They just see that dachshund over red and go NOOOOPE?

    the aliums are no neuroi boy, no neuroi
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:09 No.18944370
    I hope Robin turns into an intelligent version of Lu Bu.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:10 No.18944386
    I hear Kotters is cooking up another fic for us tonight, give it a few minutes.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:10 No.18944388
    ...so you stood there, in your pilot jacket but nothing else, while Robin, your sister whom you just fucked (well, if her breathing is anything to go by) stares in plain fright.

    The other witches are stunned by what they see.

    "..." Sanya is silent
    "..." Trude is silent
    "..." Minna is silent, but she is holding her hands over her mouth.

    There's a tense standoff, and Robin gets up to hide behind you. Finally, just when you were about to open your mouth, you feel a tugging on your sleeve. It's the adorable cossack.

    "I... I-I-I-I wish I had a b-brother like you!" Confession made, Sanya falls to the ground and covers her face in with her hands.

    You quickly check to see what the other witches are doing, and are shocked at the sight. Trude is fondling herself, muttering "yes... that's a good little sister, isn't it? You like it when big brother does this, yes..."

    Well that's just fucking scary.

    And Minna...
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:10 No.18944397
    You motherfucker, I saw this in the related and it instantly wormed back into my head.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:11 No.18944403
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:11 No.18944409
    The hell I am.

    Who do you think you are?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:12 No.18944418
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:12 No.18944419
    >few minutes
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:12 No.18944423
    Well unlike his dyantasy warriors self, he wasn't stupid but was certainly reckless.

    and why are you people thinking about witch-magic when we're best off with gnome magic? things like shields dull your nerves and makes you complacent.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:12 No.18944430
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:12 No.18944432
    or not? still, funny timing
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:13 No.18944435
    Welp, here we go again.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:13 No.18944442
    oh boy, here we go
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/02/12(Wed)00:14 No.18944455
    I hate you all.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:14 No.18944460
    He is, only he will never use the name again. Not like we can't already tell each other's writing, eh Matt?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)00:15 No.18944470
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    Don't leave me with only half a boner kotters
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:15 No.18944472
    >Dat Sanya
    Oh lord Minna's gonna kill us
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:15 No.18944476
    I love you man. How goes the subwitches?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:15 No.18944477
    Dont leave us hangin Kotters
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:16 No.18944478
    Shut up and type
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:16 No.18944480
    Minna drops her hands to her sides, balling them up in fists, and stamps the ground.

    "No! No no no! I will not lose!"

    With that declaration, she rushes you and knocks you back on the ground. Robin shrieks in surprise as she's thrown back as well. Trude perks up at the sound.

    "Oh? A little sister! Oh don't worry, big sis Trude will take care of you! Yes she will!" A thin trail of drool trickles out of her mouth as she approaches Robin, hands grasping imaginary breasts.

    If you hadn't already taken it, you'd be very worried about Robin's purity.

    Strong hands force you to look away from the molestation to occur, and Minna's glowing eyes fill your vision.

    "So you think your SISTER is good enough for you? You think SHE's a good lay? I'll show you a good lay!" She tears off her uniform in one swift move and then the bra and oh my god those are some amazing bre-
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:16 No.18944490
    >Eila's gonna kill us
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:16 No.18944491
    What am I watching and why is it in my recommended?
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/02/12(Wed)00:17 No.18944500
    It's not me, faggot.


    It's not me

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:18 No.18944519
    I hope Robin doesn't go Lu Bu in trying to save us from being raped by Minna.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:18 No.18944520
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    I cant fucking breathe
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:18 No.18944524
    well if you're not engaged in the porn then get planing your sesions, we dont wnt another three posts wonder like panzer.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:18 No.18944525
    Well then, carry on not-Kotters.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:19 No.18944534
    In hindsight, MC calling the aliens "Aliums" is ... hilarious. And it goes to show that Minna etc. obviously never had latin, considering they berate MC for it, since "alium" means "another", as in "different".

    So, pilot is correct by accident. :D
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:19 No.18944538
    >"Oh? A little sister! Oh don't worry, big sis Trude will take care of you! Yes she will!" A thin trail of drool trickles out of her mouth as she approaches Robin, hands grasping imaginary breasts.

    You cannot ignore my mirth
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:19 No.18944543
    He's lying.

    He's talking about it in IRC
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:21 No.18944582
    Wait, where is Cossack in all of this
    Oh gawd
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:21 No.18944589
    >actually be in time for SWQ!
    >finish reading all posts
    Fucking fuck
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:22 No.18944595
    Your train of thought is cut off, as well as your breathing, as you get a facefull of some of the best rack you've ever laid eyes on. Goddamn this is a good way to die.

    Your package gets handled into an upright position, and Minna leans back, letting you breathe again.

    And you would, if you hadn't just penetrated the base commander. Well, if your career is gonna be fucked, you might as well be the one fucking it. Your red-headed lover is already rocking away, sending delicious tingly sensations straight to your brain. Which isn't doing much else right now.

    A lot of moaning and groaning, and you wish you were on a bed because she was RIGHT to warn you about your spine, and there's a whole lot of movement over to your right and you think you heard Robin say something about not "swinging that way!" but that stopped a while ago.

    Time to switch things up.

    [ ]BOUNCE
    [ ]Crazy Ivan!
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/02/12(Wed)00:22 No.18944597
    I hate you all..
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)00:23 No.18944604
    You speak the truth, Next time I promise to be prepared. Haven t had the prep-time last time because stupid younger siblings needing me to take care of them and shit
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:23 No.18944607
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:23 No.18944608
    Your not foolin anyone you know
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:23 No.18944611
    then leave, if it's actually not you he wont stop.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:23 No.18944612
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:23 No.18944618
    [x] CRAZY IVAN
    >> Tonight on Thunder and Lightning: Fuck Bristol. Seriously. This shit ain't cool. Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)00:24 No.18944622
    The Willys MB bounced along the well-worn road/trail that was the single traversable route between Alexandria Fortress and the city itself, and James Anders felt every single bump with a sharp pain that ricocheted around his skull. At least his aviators were doing their job and keeping the blinding Saharan sun out of his eyes. “Kill. Bristol.”

    “What was that, Lieutenant?” Bristol asked, with a cheerfulness that could only come from the knowledge of the effect that this trip was having on the still hung-over airman. Bristol was never one to like official punishments- No, he spent all that time flying a desk thinking of new, crueler ways to deal with his pilots when they had a little too much fun.

    “Nothing sir.” Anders replied, doing little to mask his irritability. “Just admiring what a fine day it is to be bouncing along such a finely maintained road.” Bristol had probably tested every Jeep on the base to find the one with the worst suspension, just for this trip.

    “It is a marvelous day, isn’t it? Makes you glad to be alive, eh?” Bristol looked over at Anders with a shit-eating grin that probably deserved an honorable mention in the book of shit-eating grins. It was going to be a long trip, too: It was nearly ten miles along this road and its lack of pavement meant that it had to be taken slowly, lest the Jeep be shaken apart in-transit. A trip usually took about twenty minutes to get into town. Bristol was taking it nice and slow, lining up and hitting every rock and pothole along the trip.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:24 No.18944627
    I'll bite.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:24 No.18944633
    >but that stopped a while ago.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:24 No.18944634
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:24 No.18944637
    either FINISH HER or BOUNCE
    and wait...where the hell is adorable cossack
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:25 No.18944645
    Finish her!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:25 No.18944646
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:25 No.18944651

    archivalfriend isn't keeping the fapfic, rigth?
    >> http://pastebin.com/6rJTRHKD Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)00:25 No.18944654
    “Yeah, glorious.” Another bump sent a bolt of lightning through his skull. Overhead he could hear low drone as the first of the squadrons P-38s began sortieing. He cracked his eyes, risking exposure to the and craned his neck back, trying to catch a glimpse of the planes, maybe even see who it was, however all but the sound eluded him.

    Bristol seemed to pick up on what Anders was thinking before the thought even had time to crystallize. “Don’t worry about it, Lieutenant. We’ll get you back in the air.” He didn’t look over, concentrating on the road. “Only thing that’s keeping you on the ground is a lack of a plane. Count yourself lucky.”

    “Well, hopefully I’ll get a new plane before they decide I’d be better off teaching a new batch of pilots how to turn with the Martians.” Anders lamented, still straining to spot the Lightnings as they took off. Bristol gave an exaggerated shiver.

    “That’s a goddamned nightmare- an entire new crop of Knights, all flying around the skies thinking they’re God Himself, come from heaven to cleanse the skies of the alien menace!” He shuddered again. “Nah, I’m not done with you yet, Anders. Neither is Commander Okabe.”
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:26 No.18944666
    >posting the good fanfic during the fapfic
    oh shit nigger what are you doing
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:26 No.18944668
    He'd better be.
    >> http://pastebin.com/u/LegioCI Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)00:26 No.18944669
    Anders snorted. “Sparkle-Commander? Surprised she hasn’t called me to the principal’s office yet.” He leaned back in the seat, having given up on seeing any of his wingmates.

    “She’s your Commanding Officer now, you know, just as much as I’m the Witch’s CO now. I know you’re a pilot but a bit of professional respect might not go amiss. Especially since she hasn’t come down on you yet.” A hint of a grin played across his mouth. “Especially after that stunt you pulled in the kitchen the other night.”

    “She found out about that?” He held on as the jeep bounced down into a dried creek bed and came up the other side.

    “C’mon, Anders, half the damn base knew about it by the time you lifted off. Why do you think she made Bishop your wingman- we were planning on putting Chen with you- her flying style is closer to yours, anyway.” Anders had figured the kitchen incident had something to do with it, but he hadn’t realized that this much thought had gone into the rosters. Bristol, again, read him like a book. “Oh, don’t be surprised. We got the orders the day after The Furball. You think we spent two weeks figuring out sleeping arrangements and where to put the men’s showers?”
    >> Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:27 No.18944686
    Because damn it, we've waited weeks for this. We're going to post what we've been working on.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/02/12(Wed)00:27 No.18944687
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    >"I... I-I-I-I wish I had a b-brother like you!" Confession made, Sanya falls to the ground and covers her face in with her hands.
    >> archivalfag 05/02/12(Wed)00:28 No.18944690
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    >> Yeah. Don't fuck with Bristol: He'll fuck with you even harder. Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)00:28 No.18944698
    Anders crossed his arms and slouched into the Jeep’s seat- they were getting closer to town and what they were driving one was becoming more like a road and less like a Bedouin goat-trail. “Didn’t know being the sparkliest little witchlet was a flying style…” He said irately. “So where are we headed, anyway? And why the hell did you need to drag me along?”

    “Got a special delivery waiting over at the AAF base- need someone to help me get it back to the Fortress.” He smiled at something. “And on the second question: One, because you aren’t doing anything else today. And two, because if you’re ever hung over under my command again, I’m going to personally follow you around all day with a wooden spoon and a saucepan. Consider this excursion your warning.” Anders shuddered, his skull aching at the mere thought of it- he didn’t have a doubt in his mind that the man was serious.

    “Gotcha, Captain. No more hangovers.” The Jeep finally turned onto what accounted for the main road into Alexandria.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:30 No.18944723
    [x]Crazy Ivan!
    >> Prepare for unforeseen consequences... Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)00:30 No.18944731
    It was another hour before the Jeep finally approached a non-descript hanger near the edge of Forward Air Base 22, Alexandria. The doors, of course, were closed and probably locked. In front of the hanger doors, though, was a single man, seeming to be completely out of place in a crisp, black suit and a fine leather briefcase. When he spoke, it was in a crisp, untraceably American accent. “Captain Bristol?”

    Bristol stepped out of the parked Jeep and walked over to the man. “That’d be me, Mister…?”
    “You may call me Mr. Brown.” The man said politely, extending his hand to be shaken. Anders stepped out of the Jeep and walked to join Bristol. “And this would be Lieutenant James Anders, I assume?”

    “Yes, sir.” Anders replied politely, starting to salute.

    The man waved the salute away. “Oh no, no, no. There is no need to salute me, I am merely a civilian… specialist.” Mr. Brown extended his hand and Anders shook it- it was strong, professional. “I must say it is a… thrill to finally meet you, Lt. Anders. I’ve read much about your endeavors.” He smiled warmly, still shaking his hand. “You could say you’ve been a pet project of mine. A very interesting project at that.”
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:31 No.18944744
    >fuck it, all three

    All good things come to an end, and this good thing is coming all right and Minna's expecting a good end.

    You plant your hands on her hips (goddamn how does she keep her skin this smooth) and run them up to her shoulders, lingering for a moment or four over her prized possessions. If only Miyafuji could see you now. She's too busy riding you to notice you shifting your weight, and then you push back with your hands and up with your hips and over she goes, with you over top of her.

    You've been here for a bit, and you're not sure you could handle even more witches discovering your impromptu orgy. So you lock lips with the beauty under you and pump away, making sure to hit all the spots your ex taught you about.

    Oh yeah. She likes that.
    >> Was I interrupting something? Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)00:32 No.18944762
    “Oh yeah?” Anders withdrew his hand cautiously. He didn’t know who this man was, but he didn’t like being at an information disadvantage like this.

    “Oh yes!” Mr. Brown replied. “You see, I represent certain… Anonymous parties. Anonymous parties that who have taken an interesting select individuals.” He turned and retrieved a key from within his suit’s jacket and quietly unlocked the hanger door. “You are one of those select individuals.”

    Anders crossed his arms over his chest, now thoroughly uncomfortable. “Yeah? What makes me so interesting?”
    Mr. Brown opened the door to the hanger- it was nearly black inside.

    “I’m afraid it would be premature of me to reveal that information at this time.” He gestured the two airmen to enter. “It must, therefore, suffice for me to say that the anonymous parties that employ me are working to shorten this war and ensure human victory. These parties are well connected, well-funded and spared no expensive.” As Ander removed his aviators to see in the darkened hanger, Mr. Brown reached over switched on the lights.

    It took a moment for his eyes to readjust to the sudden brightness, but as the world slowly rendered in front of him, Ander beheld a thing of beauty, an angel sent from God above. “Lt. Anders, consider this a gift from them, procured through the proper channels, of course.”
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:33 No.18944780
    >Oh yeah. She likes that.
    >"Oh yeah?"
    >"Oh yes!"
    oh god my sides
    >> Here, let me apologize by giving you all my fucks. Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)00:34 No.18944793
    The angelic being before him glistened, the light of the hanger shimmering off her polished aluminum skin. She was a P-38, that much was certain but there were some key differences. Anders approached it silently, reverently.

    “This, Lt. Anders, is the P-38K. A prototype developed by Lockheed.” Anders approached the right-hand engine cowling, his hand reached up and caressed the propeller- it was wider and thicker than normal. “It was fitted with paddle props, and upgraded engines, among other improvements. Unfortunately this raised the engine cowlings by nearly an inch, unfortunate the War Department felt that retooling for this modification would require too large of a pause in production, so the design was scrapped. We were, however, able to procure this prototype.”

    Anders ducked under the engine and approached the rear ladder. “The performance?”

    “A sizable improvement. Top speed at 30,000ft is 14mph faster than the P-38J. 438mph level.” Mr. Brown continued. “At 40,000ft the improvement is even greater- nearly 40mph faster than the J in level flight.”
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/02/12(Wed)00:35 No.18944804
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    I don't know
    >> Goodness me! I seem to have run fresh out of fucks to give you. Sorry! Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)00:36 No.18944820
    Anders nodded. “What about those pods under the wings?”

    “Ah!” Mr. Brown replied enthusiastically. “Those were originally a German design- They are 20mm Gunpods, each holds two Hispano 20mm cannons and two hundred rounds of ammunition. They’re keyed to the rocket fire-controls.”

    As Anders was about to slip into the cockpit, to feel the inside of such a glorious creation, he was interrupted by the base’s air raid sirens. Followed a moment later by the distant and distinctive sounds of the Alexandria’s Flak guns opening fire.

    Bristol was the first to respond, rushing to towards the phone. Anders rushed down off the K. “Is she fueled and loaded? I need a flightsuit!”

    Bristol, already on the phone waiting for the other side to pick up. “Outside! Bag in back of the Jeep- Yes? Captain Bristol, what’s the situation?” Anders was already rushing outside to grab the bag. As he rushed in, Bristol was already hanging up the phone. “ The Fortress is under attack. They’re calling back the CAPs to defend.”

    Anders was already slipping himself inside his flightsuit. Mr. Brown hadn’t moved an inch, his face featured a slight smile. “Lt. Anders. Your plane is fully fueled and loaded. Captain Bristol, would you help me open the hanger doors, please?”
    >> Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:38 No.18944852
    Alright! Sorry for the delay, but I wanted to get this gaiden done. I think you'll all get a kick out of this. So, without further ado, I give you: Prune Barge Shuffle Side Story, the Battle of Mobile Bay.
    >> Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:39 No.18944867
    *October 3, 1942, Tokyo Bay*

    “Admiral, must you insist on this?”

    “Yes, Ensign. This conference with President Roosevelt is of great importance to the relations of our two nations, and the human war effort as a whole. However, I cannot detach any of the Imperial Navy’s battleships from their duty when Australia and our homeland remain in danger. And I cannot take aerial transport as the skies are far too dangerous over such a long stretch of water. So, that leaves me with American transport.”

    Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto stood up to get a good vantage point on the American launch. “And what better ship to travel on than the ‘Kamikaze’? No other American ship has such an honorable reputation amongst the Navy.”

    The young ensign joined his admiral staring at the approaching ship. “Perhaps, Admiral. I know her deeds of single-handedly saving the battleship element of the 1st Air Fleet on Black Sunday. Willing to go down fighting to cover her allies’ escape is very much an act a Samurai would take. I find the other tales the men tell about her more dubious. For example, I highly doubt that ‘she slew 5 aerial dreadnoughts in one engagement with her main guns, Amaterasu Herself guiding the shells to their targets’.”

    The coxswain called out from the wheel of the boat. “One minute, Admiral.”
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:39 No.18944871
    >sorry for the long wait, typing this up right now off the top of my head.

    A few more thrusts and you feel her clamp down around you. Her legs locked around your waist and her arms around your shoulders, her whole body shudders as she moans into the night. You pull out, but when you try to sit up she stops you.

    "s'not a bed, but it'll do. Stay."

    "Minna, we're in the open. C'mon, let's move."

    "So what if people see, fuck em. Hah! All fucked out, I'm afraid. You'll have to handle all that."

    Yeah, she's out of it alright. Must've been a while since her last time.

    Finally, you coax your way out of the witchy death-grip and check your surroundings. What you find is... attention-grabbing, to say the least.

    Trude has Robin pinned up against the wall, one hand holding her arms by the wrists above her, the other down her pants. It's obvious that she's not resisting though, seeing how they're making out.

    You go to get your clothes, when suddenly, it hits you.

    A carpenter's hammer.

    "YOU ARE FUCKING. YOU ARE LEWD, YOU ARE DISGUSTING. WHY ARE YOU DISGUSTING, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD BROTHER! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY-" As you lose consciousness, the last thing you'll ever see is Minna, KO'd from your session.

    Sorry Minna. Hope you can make it without me.

    (Because I'm tired of all the Crazy Ivan options.)
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle Side Story Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:40 No.18944879
    Yamamoto signaled his acknowledgement with a nod, and turned back to the ensign with a chuckle. “That is a likely possibility, Ensign. However, notice that they are telling such tales about an *American* ship. They do not say such grand things about the Ise or Yamishiro, for instance.”

    He sighs. “It is interesting that you mention the Sun Goddess. I cannot help but feel that she has a hand in all of this. Tell me, ensign, do you know what the flag of the state ‘Kamikaze’ is named for looks like?”

    The ensign shakes his head. “No sir. Frankly, I did not see a reason to learn the minutiae of local history of a growing enemy of the Empire.”
    Yamamoto nods. “Then look up. At my own personal request, they have graciously agreed to fly that flag from the foremast whenever the ship is operating in Japanese waters or with Japanese ships, so to boost the morale of our own sailors who see her.”

    The ensign does as he is told…and falls back into the seating of the launch in utter shock. “Im…impossible. That cannot be…”

    Yamamoto nods as he helps the ensign to his feet. “I know. To think that such symbolism was even possible, that of all the ships that selflessly threw themselves into the fray to save ships of the Imperial Japanese Navy, it was *this* one…” He shook his head some more. “It is not often that one sees things that appear to be Divine Intervention, Ensign. I do not blame our own superstitious sailors for giving this ship the reverence that they have.”
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/02/12(Wed)00:40 No.18944882
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    >get to 8 minutes

    >> Prune Barge Shuffle Side Story Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:41 No.18944892
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    At this, the launch pulled alongside the gangway. As he disembarked from the launch, Admiral Yamamoto warmly thanked the coxswain, and started to climb the steps. At the top, he pivoted to salute the American ensign flying on the fantail with perfect precision. As he turns back to face the ship’s company lined up in formation to receive him, the Bo’sun calls it out. “Admiral Yamamoto, Imperial Japanese Navy, arriving.”

    Admiral Yamamoto returns the salute that the officers gave him, before stepping forward with his hand out. “I apologize for the delay, Captain Brewer,” he said in perfect English, “But the Emperor requested an audience with me before I departed. I hope I didn’t cause you much trouble.”

    Captain Brewer shook his hand with a smile. “It’s no problem, Admiral. Welcome aboard the USS Arizona. I hope you find her a fine ship.”


    *October 24, 1942, Caribbean Sea*

    The Arizona and her destroyer escort steamed through the night. It had been an uneventful three weeks. Some of the rank and file were slightly on edge because of this, but others were enjoying a peaceful crossing. The Panama Canal transit went smoothly as it could possibly go due to traffic being halted for the duration of the Arizona’s transit, and now the force was heading north towards the United States’ East Coast.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:41 No.18944893
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:42 No.18944903
    >Yandere Sanya
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle Side Story Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:42 No.18944904
    In the wardroom, Admiral Yamamoto sipped his tea. It was only just past 2000, members of his retinue still played various games with their American counterparts. A smile crept across the admiral’s lips as one of his lieutenants reacted to the realization that he had let his queen fall into a trap, and he could already see the gears turning in the junior officer’s mind as he began to work out how to extract himself from the predicament he slipped into. Yamamoto, for his part, was simply enjoying the peace. Running Japan, keeping the IJA and the IJN from killing each other, smoothing over relations with the other Asian nations in the face of the Martian Invasion, and driving the tentacled invaders from Japan’s shores all took a major toll on him, and he would enjoy what little respite he could earn.

    As he took another sip from his tea, he let his gaze fall upon the two gifts that he had presented to Captain Brewer earlier in the voyage: a traditional Japanese woodcut of the Arizona in Tokyo Bay carved and painted by the Empress herself, and a Letter of Thanks and Commendation from the pen of the Emperor. Captain Brewer had them proudly placed in the wardroom next to the ship’s silver set; it isn’t often that foreign heads of state send your ship gifts.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:42 No.18944911
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:42 No.18944913
    Hahaha. Alright end? Probably could have been worse, but I'll not complain. Still, it would have been fun to doubleteam Trude.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle Side Story Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:43 No.18944928
    As he is admiring the genuine kind words the Emperor wrote once more, an orderly comes in and calls his name. “Admiral Yamamoto, Captain Brewer would like to speak to you on the bridge.”


    “So,” the admiral stated. “The Navy is going to try and retake Mobile soon.”

    Captain Brewer nodded. “Yes. The 6th Cruiser Division is going to be providing escort for a flotilla of assault transports carrying Marine elements. Admiral Anderson in command.”

    Yamamoto nods. “And you wish to lend the guns of the Arizona to the effort.”
    Brewer sighs. “Frankly Admiral, yes I do. It just doesn’t feel right, passing a battle like that with a combat-ready ship. Especially not a battleship.”

    “Who said we were passing it?”

    Brewer starts. “All due respect, Admiral, but we’re carrying you, a foreign head of government, to meet with President Roosevelt. We can’t risk you being harmed.”

    Yamamoto nods sagely. “And it look bad upon our alliance if my own presence prevented a battleship of the United States Navy from joining a battle. No, it is not even a question. If we should fail in this attack, my own death during it would just cement our alliance further. It is the honorable action to die for not just my Emperor, but the World. Radio Admiral Scott. We will join their attack.”

    Brewer holds Yamamoto’s gaze for a long several seconds, before smiling. “I knew working with you would be fun. Signalman! You heard the Admiral! Raise the Northampton and pass that message along!”
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:44 No.18944941
    >end fapfic

    The best part was people thinking I was Kotters.

    I think I'm starting to understand this whole trolling thing.

    So was it decent for a quick fic? I threw it together on the spot.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle Side Story Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:44 No.18944942

    *October 26, 1942, The Gulf of Mexico*

    Admiral Anderson looked out over his marshaled forces. His 5 cruisers lead the attack, with the 10 converted “Flush Deck” High Speed Transports with their Marine complements made up the rear, and in the center was the Arizona and her destroyer complement. Anderson breathed deep. He still had his misgivings about the attack, but the arrival of the Arizona alleviated them somewhat. “At the very least,” he muttered to no one in particular, “She’ll be a bigger target.”

    He checked his watch to the slowly rising sun. “0700. Send word to the Astoria and Salt Lake City, get their witches up. It’s H-Hour.”


    30 minutes later, the attack group neared the barrier islands. The lead cruisers were already dueling with approaching Martian torpedo boats, and having a good go at it. The Martian craft zoomed in at speeds the humans could only dream of matching, before being driven off by the cruisers. They repeated this process several times, but never could break through the cruiser screen to get at the transports and their precious cargo.

    As Yamamoto watched this from the bridge wing, a cheer came up from the signalman behind him. “About god-damned time, you stick in the mud!” the sailor hollered. “Captain! Admiral Anderson has given us permission to open fire!”
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:44 No.18944949

    Sanya just cracked our skull open, remember sexy times lead to "huehue lol urded" in every quest
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:44 No.18944954
    Sanya made me feel bad.
    We should stop trying to sex Witches.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:44 No.18944955
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    >The Ivan was crazy

    You are a saint, sir.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/02/12(Wed)00:44 No.18944956
    No. It was horrible. You're a horrible person and you should feel horrible.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle Side Story Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:44 No.18944957
    “Excellent! Secondary battery, engage Martian surface units at your discretion. Fire at will!” Brewer called into his headset. Within a second, the crashes of the casemate guns on the O-1 deck added their voices to the din of the battle.


    As the Arizona opened fire, a lookout called out to Admiral Anderson. “SIR! Tripods coming up out of the sands of the barrier islands!”

    “WHAT?!” Anderson roared . As he raced out onto his bridge wing, he brought his own binoculars to his face. “Shit! They’ll be able to pick off the transports like sitting ducks as the go by! Redeploy the cruisers to begin shelling them! And why isn’t Chris in the air?! We need her so we can get accurate fire on those bastards!”

    “Sir, you sent her to sickbay since you didn’t think we’d need her!” responded an ensign with more brass than brains.

    “WELL THEN TELL HER TO GET AIRBORNE YOU IDIOT!” roared Anderson into his face. “We can take their puny masers, but I’m not sure about the transports! We need to take them out!”
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle Side Story Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:45 No.18944962

    As the minutes passed, Yamamoto watched the battle shift. The cruisers wheeled around to bring their guns to bear on the islands the force was passing by. With every passing minute, another tripod rose out of the sands and began to open up with their masers on the cruisers. The torpedo boats hung back for now, apparently content to let the cruisers waste their shells on the tripods.

    “…Wait a minute,” he whispered. He swung his binoculars around several times to confirm his suspicions, before angrily pounding his fist down on the bridge wing railing. “Damn it! It’s a delaying action! And this fool is falling for it completely! What in the name of God is he thinking?!”

    Yamamoto swings his binoculars onto the Northampton to try and find the idiot who was throwing away his mission, and pauses amidships. He manages to get a few glimpses of an American witch getting a final mission briefing, before the ship buckled and exploded in half.

    “JESUS CHRIST, THEY GOT THE NORTHAMPTON!” screamed the lookout in horror, as Yamamoto watched the tell-tale fireball of a boiler explosion rise into the sky in shock.

    “And there goes Admiral Anderson,” whispered Yamamoto as the forward section of the Northampton quickly rolled over and sank.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/02/12(Wed)00:45 No.18944968
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    You're stupid

    He's just leading us up to yoshika fucking in the infirmary.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:45 No.18944970
    >doubleteam Trude

    Dammit. I guess I'll write another quick one tomorrow night. We'll wake up in the infirmary or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:45 No.18944972
    too short, the only good part was the

    >Oh yeah. She likes that.
    >"Oh yeah?"
    >"Oh yes!"
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle Side Story Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:46 No.18944984
    “SHIT!” yelled Captain Brewer as he raced out onto the bridge wing. He stared at the scene unfolding in shock, before beginning to yell into his radio. “God damn it all! Helm, bring us onto course 0-4-5! Decrease speed to half-ahead! Gunnery! Swing out the main battery and blow those bastards to Hell!”

    Yamamoto slowly turned to face the captain. “And why are we doing that, Captain?”

    Brewer looked back at Yamamoto incredulously. “”Why are we doing that?’?! WHY ARE WE DOING THAT?! Those sons of bitches just sank a US cruiser! If you think I’m just going to let those tripods ge-“

    “DAMN THE TRIPODS! FULL SPEED AHEAD!” roared Yamamoto right back. “Don’t you see?! This is just a delaying action! Every single second we spend destroying these worthless machines is another they have to dig-in in Mobile proper!”

    Brewer jumps back, but Yamamoto doesn’t let up. “Anderson fell for this trap, but I’ll be damned before I let this attack die because of it!” Brewer blinks off balance, just enough to let Yamamoto know he’s won. “Belay those orders!” he yelled into the bridge, “Maintain course 0-0-0, and accelerate to flank speed! And you!” he said, rounding on the signalman, “signal the Sims and the Arashi to break off and engage the tripods!”

    “Captain?” the signalman asked, seeming speaking for the whole ship.

    “…you heard the Admiral. Carry out those orders,” said Brewer. “Dear God, I hope you’re right.”
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:46 No.18944993
    You'd better deliver on this. You've said you would, and we will not be deprived our incest fapfics.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle Side Story Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:47 No.18944997
    “I’ve been fighting since 1905, Captain. I can recognize a defensive delay when I see one. One last thing, signalman! Signal the rest of the fleet to accelerate to flank speed, and not to stop until they reach Mobile!” With a deft move, Yamamoto draws his sword. “BANZAI!” he roared as he swept it forward under the billowing Arizona flag.


    As the fleet raced up Mobile Bay, little seemed to be able to stand in their way. The futile attempts of the torpedo boats to stop their advance were effortlessly driven off. This notion was shaken off violently with a large crash.

    Yamamoto and Brewer ran out onto the bridge wing fast enough to watch the aft tripod mast go rolling off the No. 3 turret and over the side. With a quick glance about, they pinpointed the source of the damage: A rapidly descending aerial dreadnought.

    “Damn it! We don’t have anything that can take that down before it wreaks havoc with the landing forces!” shouted Brewer.

    “Can we distract it?” asked Yamamoto.

    “I think we already are, sir. But I’m not worried about the dreadnought itself, I’m more worried about its aircraft complement,” he said, and as if his words needed emphasis, a yellow square began to expand in the bottom of the alien craft.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:48 No.18945013
    is this gonna become a habit in SWQ threads. these things just keep getting better and better
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle Side Story Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:48 No.18945015
    At this, the gunnery officer, stuck his head out of the bridge. “Sir! The OIC of Turret 3 is asking for local control to be released to him! He says he wants to try out something an ‘Ensign Flaherty’ thought up.”

    “Does he think it will take down that dread?”

    “Yes, sir!”



    “What exactly *IS* the thing that Flaherty though up, sir?” asked a gunner in turret 3.

    “Somethin’ simple,” drawled the ensign in command, pressed into a visual sight. “Maximum elevation! Rotate left 10 degrees! Purrrfect…”

    “And that is…?” pressed the gunner

    “Simple, skeet shoot!” declared the ensign. “Go visual, and shoot just a single shell at a time. Use our rifles as rifles! ...hold! Steady…Steady…FIRE!”

    The center gun of Turret 3 roared. The descending dreadnought’s crew had approximately 3 seconds to process the rapidly approaching multi-ton shell of high explosive and “FUCK YOU” before it impacted. They had approximately another 3 seconds before it detonated and blew their craft to damnation.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:48 No.18945019
    that pic always gets to me, of all the SW porn THAT one were zucchini is getting the virgin raped out of her by you (it's done POV) is the worse, you can see her little innocence break
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle Side Story Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:49 No.18945030

    As a resounding cheer went up amongst the ships of the fleet, the signalman threw his hat into the air with a shout. “Fuck you, alien bastards! Fuck with the Arizona and die like the rest!”

    Captain Brewer was practically beaming. “Make sure that man gets a god-damn medal!”

    Yamamoto shook his head. “Another myth confirmed.”

    “What was that, Admiral?”

    “…nothing, Captain.”


    As the sun set, the Arizona was perfectly illuminated by its red rays. It lay at anchor in Mobile bay, right off the city along with the rest of the fleet. Burning Martian armor dotted the waterfront, along with discarded landing craft. Admiral Yamamoto planted his sword into the Alabama soil, and surveyed the scene. While the distant barks of gunfire betrayed the fact that fighting still raged, the battle for the city proper was a rout. The Martians’ deficiency in urban warfare was still thankfully present.

    As he said a quiet thankful prayer that the casualties were light, someone began calling to him from behind. He turned to see a disheveled Marine in combat fatigues, with a colonel’s eagle on his helmet. With a salute, he gave his report. “Admiral Yamamoto, the city of Mobile is ours!’

    “Thank you , colonel. Tell your men that they not only have my deepest gratitude for their skill and bravery, they have the world’s. You all fought with honor this day.”

    “Thank you, sir! I’ll pass that right along.”

    As the Marine turned to continue the mop-up, Admiral Yamamoto smiled to himself. “I’m going to miss doing this…”, he whispered, as he watched the American flag go up once again in Mobile.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:49 No.18945034
    >The best part was people thinking I was Kotters.
    Oh man, you know what's better than that?
    When people start throwing out all these wild unbacked claims about you.
    Apparently there was a day where I was Accel. Heck if I know how someone reached that conclusion. I had to actually go around and figure out who that guy was. I can't see the resemblance.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:50 No.18945045
    ...got a link to it?
    >> Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)00:51 No.18945060
    And that's it for today. Here's the pastebin:

    And the futile trawl for questions and comments.

    (By the way, yes, the USN *did* actually use their main guns like giant target rifles. Although, they used them like that for shore bombardment.)
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:53 No.18945088
    Reverse google image search it
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:57 No.18945149
    Is it really going to match a cropped version to the original? Heck, Google just pointed me to a pile of wrong things, among which is Hank Williams Jr.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:58 No.18945167

    Niiiice shot there. Right in the launch bay.

    How did they down the Northampton though?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:59 No.18945176
    gelbooru her and some relevant tags like vaginal, firsts time, blood, tears fear and rape
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:00 No.18945195
    Honestly, I don't wanna do regular fapfics after each SWQ. I'll finish this one up tomorrow since I kinda forgot about Trude with the Crazy Ivan option, but I don't wanna garbage up SWQ threads with smut.

    So for the final chapter, would you like it tame as I've kept it (metaphor and plain avoidance) or filthy?
    >> Writefag no 2 05/02/12(Wed)01:00 No.18945198
    The tripods only have a small maser, put if they keep it focused, it can do some serious damage.

    Like, cause a boiler to massively overheat and explode.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:00 No.18945202
    Yeah, it will.
    Don't know how you fucked that up, I just uploaded it and zip zop zoobity bop there it was on paheal
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:02 No.18945216

    Aaah, got it. Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:04 No.18945244
    If it's your last, go out with a bang.

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:05 No.18945260
    Tame. Cute cuddle times with Robin and Eila teaching Sanya that fucking doesn't have to be lewd.
    >> Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)01:09 No.18945302

    To tell the truth, I don't mind if you post them, however it might be polite to let the semi-canonical writefags (Me and PruneFag, namely) get their stuff down first.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:14 No.18945366
    Right. I actually forgot about you guys, so sorry about that.

    I've kinda been following the one where the dude threw pancake mix at a witch. I like that one. The navy one is meh.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:15 No.18945396
    well, it'd be better if you could all post one story at a time, porn last of course. and archival posting his stuff here too , Demons of the pacific is shaping up nicely

    >read shareahi

    captcha is rigth, we must all share the readers, not fight each other for attention.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:27 No.18945551
    Alright. I'll try to type up the smut earlier and post it all in a few blocks. No guarantees.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:50 No.18945836
    This raises a somewhat strange question: can there be such a thing as "gentle rape"? As in something that's still forced, but where the guy goes out of his way to show some tenderness?
    >> Might as well call myself Pancakefag. Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)01:55 No.18945896

    Epic air battles? Man against Witch against Alien? Death and drama! Nothing!

    But a guy throws pancake witch into one witch's face...
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:06 No.18946026
    I guess so, but I'm not writing rape. Ever.

    You want rape, go dig up some old Xiombarg's Storyteller.

    That said: Did the archivalguy grab this thread for that compilation he has going?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:07 No.18946038
    think so
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:08 No.18946050
    lol yeah I getcha.

    But it all depends on how you're following the quest. I'm here for the character drama. The fight scenes are background and buildup, the off-duty time at base is when the real fun starts for me.

    Yeah you kill thirty martian planes, grats. That's the background, the stuff that's always happening.

    Some new guy tossed a bowl full of pancake mix at his CO? That's interesting.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:09 No.18946070
    heh, guess we are all here for different things. makes thread discussion...well, interesting might be a good word for it
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:10 No.18946073
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    Figured it out, had to turn off Safe Search in advanced. And then my internet crashed for a while.
    Here's Hank Williams Jr. looking like Zucchini.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:12 No.18946091
    That's the split between the waifufags and the battlefags.

    Battlefags want action, bouncing everything fuck you I'm a pilot type stuff. Lots of shooting and explosions.

    Waifufags want conversations, character development, relationships, etc.

    Two different horses pulling the same cart. And planefag has to whip them all into going the same way.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:13 No.18946101
    you forgot the people who want a good, trolly laugh out of everything...aka bounce all day err' day
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:18 No.18946176
    Yeah, the people who just want kicks.

    Impulse control is what they need. That, or another quest that TALKS IN ALL CAPS or CAPITALIZES specific words of a SENTENCE because they're SPECIAL THINGS to TAKE NOTE of.

    You know, where the quest runs on whatever the player says instead of a preset plot.

    Not that I'm bitter.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:23 No.18946241
    >mass post deletions
    Oh me oh my. That's unsettling.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:24 No.18946252
    Wait, hold on. Let's run a quick test.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:28 No.18946306
    so what's it?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:31 No.18946362
    post links have been disabled. Moot is doing that HTML rewrite thing.

    It's fucking everything.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:32 No.18946366
    hehe, it's just moot messin whit the code
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:35 No.18946410
    I don't know which boards it's affecting at the moment, but /vg/ seems to be fine.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:38 No.18946435
    /tg/ and /a/ are both messed up
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:42 No.18946463
    >Not using 4chanx
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:46 No.18946501
    well, if we wouldn't we would have realized e post were still there and the links broken.

    Whit 4chanx on you can still see deleted posts and even see their images after a full thread purge thanks to the easymodo redirect, this also means it mistakenly reports all posts as dead wen mootley commits a tipo in the source code
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:57 No.18946634
    Planefag seems to be giving them turns. A few threads ago he gave the waifufags charater development for MC and romance with Minna.Then he gave the battlefags sex with cupcake, a sharkplane, and now this air battle.

    The issue seems to be that the waifufags are worried that the sex with cupcake will fuck up romancing Minna, along with messing a little with MC's character development( the waifufags want him to stop doing impulsive stuff like that, but that battlefags want to keep him the same).
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:59 No.18946654
    i honestly think PF's trying to strike some sort of balance between all of em, especially because the first...2/3 or so of the quest was mostly battlefag stuff, with a little minna and trude tsun thrown in. once robin showed up, PF used it as "MC needs to get serious about not dying"...and i think i'm pretty okay with that
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946721
    the battlefags should mature into warfags anr realize impulsiveness may cost us more lives anf loses than cold.headed alien extermination.

    waifufags should mature to (no idea what the term may be) and realize any relationship between two pilots it's doomed to devolve into senseless fucking, hypocrisy and mistrust. Pilots cannot accept commitment, dependence, incompetence and vulnerability, that's why pilots marry brain-dead civies while tank crew marriages last for decades.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946738
    It might help if you typed properly.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:09 No.18946743
    maybe I should just go to bed
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:10 No.18946748
    although i somewhat agree with your post, this dude >>18946738 is correct. arguments are always more convincing if they're spelled correctly.

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